PTS 29
So guess what. shortly after the release of PTS28 i am releasing PTS29. But wait. production cant continue until I get some more reaction videos. That's where you come in. link to some good reaction clips on youtube, and you will be rewarded with a prompt release of PTS goodness.
spooky pasta, the wait is over
BEN GOT FAT, BEN HAD A HEART ATTACK
Or
The legend of Quiznos
I don’t have much time, because I really need to take a shit RIGHT NOW. My name is Quiznos but my dad calls me “Q to the dizzle”. He named me Quiznos because when he worked at Quiznos he fucked a sandwich. My mom is just a cardboard cutout of SpongeBob which my father calls “S to the dizzle” or “slut” depending on how their relationship is going at the moment. One night while I was blissfully asleep, dreaming of minecraft updates my dad woke me up. “Wake up faggot! Slut is banging the gardener and I haven’t gotten laid in a month, turn over and spread your ass.” I did a back flip out of my bed and ran for the door, it was locked. The photorealistic lock was easily breakable and so I kicked down the door. As I was running down I caught a glimpse of Jesus, rubbing his cock all over Mother Sponge. “Thanks a lot asshole, my dad’s trying to fuck me because of you!” I said sarcastically. “De nada”, replied Jesus, equally sarcastic.
I kicked down the photorealistic front door and ran out into the street. All I had on was my Markiplier tighty-whiteys and I was freezing to death so I decided to look for a garage sale; all I had on my mind was nostalgic video games from the good ol’ days. –FUCK HO SHIT… I guess I have enough time to tell the rest of the story… Because I just shit my pants– Any ways, where was I? Oh yeah, I saw an old man. He had two eye patches on, yet something about his callused, scarred, photorealistic face told me he could still see me. He said “Hello I’m Pewdiepie’s distant second half cousins’ uncles’ fuck buddy.” “Poopypie is gay why should I care?” He said that he had the very copy of Majoras Mask Pewdieguy used in his let’s play. Then he showed me the nasty looking cartridge, stained with cum and blood. The blood was in the shape of 666. I thought this over for 6.7 seconds and thought to myself, what would Bill Clinton do? So I skullfucked the old faggot and stole his shitty cum stained game. Bill would be proud if he was still with us. The old fucker screamed; “FINALLY I’M FREE!” Then he turned into dust. I didn’t think much about it, he was old as balls.
I looked at the game cartridge. I noticed that the mask on the sticker was more photorealistic than I remembered. Then it winked at me, I didn’t think much about it because Nintendo is pretty gimmicky and gay like that. Then it started to talk to me.
>I went to a party the other day, with a very certain mindset held.
>I decided before hand that I wouldn't spaghetti out no matter what, I would overcome my discomfort of unfamiliar people, and hopefully make some new friends.
>I did exactly that.
>I hung around some of the food I brought figuring people would come and go regularly and I would have a bit to talk about.
>About an hour and a half in two cuties walk over, I had seen them patrolling around but them and I never were in quite the same spot at the same time.
>One of them was a vegetarian which I had qualms with at first, but realized that on the grand scale of things I'm in no way one to judge.
>The think I'm a pretty nice guy
>Here it comes
>Ask for their numbers
>My whole body shakes a bit to the beat of the slightly too loud music, and the itch on the back of my neck really starts to dig in.
>"Sure Anon! Here you go!"
>They each write down their numbers on a paper towel.
>That night was such a success!
>I got two girls phone numbers!
>Or I guess you could say:
I GOT DOUBLE DIGITS CHECK'EM
hello anons it has come to my attension that the less friendly places have been taking our characters like the dissapointed green man and the dissapointed white man that friends him.
maybe would should elect ==new memes= to replace the ones that got stale in pantry
lets bild ==future==
lets build ==new memes==
I goofed
Hey, 7Get. I'm gonna be honest, I don't even like ponies. I was randomly browsing through youtube when I found the pony simulators, and I ended up watching all of them (by xXHomerSimpsonXx). This is where I messed up. I can't get pony out of my mind. I honestly don't want anything to do with this fanbase but it has come to the point where I might become one. I just wanted to tell someone this.
war
http://theloudestsongs.tumblr.com/post/108809683254/why-jontron-can-go-fuck-himself
how dare they insult our dankest meme
rally the troops where going to war
the time has come to end the tyranny of the
tumbr fags TONIGHT WE ECH IN HELL!
HOT DOUBLE D FINGERING
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=85286059
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7GET Where all the G's and white hoes are. Also Dank Memes
DANK FUGIN THREAD SIM
leleleleel i maed a thread simualtor xddddd(based on a real story)
>be me
>be a general gaming fag
>its 4am
>get tired of watching rick and morty
>Go_to_Bed.swf
>put laptop next to bed
>accidentally sit on wireless keyboard while trying to lie down
>"Czech your privilege!"
>pull out of your ass and sleep
>start hearing voices
>legitimately start freaking out and look around the room
>ohshit.jpg
>Accept the fact that you're totally fucked
>Out of nowhere
>"YOUR SON ISAAC IS CORRUPT!"
>tfw i butt dialed the binding of isaac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqMmJ_wvpoQ
(For all of you jabronies who didn't catch the reference)
hey /7get/ anyone have any advice for trying to kill a fatass that tries to make a life out of making fun of others and acting like he is superior to all others and this needs to be silent so well hidden even his friends won't know he's gone.
pic not really related as the person in the pic is thinner than the person I'm talking about
How should I begin my day?
Today is going to be the same unless I do something to escape my soul-crushing ennui. So tell me, dark spirits, how should I begin my day? What great step shall I take to change my life? Shall I step into evil and live out my dark fantasies, or shall I awaken and become a powerful force for good or something different from either?
You guys partially control my nervous system, so, what's first on the agenda?
Brothers, I have come from the bombed out remains of 4chan's /mlp/, filled with shitty generals and fetish threads, after perma b& in search of a land which I can freely practice my worship of high martyr , am I in the right place or should I press on to the land of /mlp/ here?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hat-addiction/x/11211039#/story Fuck this kid up
Whos got a penis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ
inb4 tumblr sjws got a hold of this song
Welp /7get/, I think I fucked up bad.
> be me
> be a horny-ass 12-year-old
> go to burger king
> they're now serving "bottomless milkshakes"
> take one because glutton af
> drink
> drink more
> exit
> toomuchgoddamnsweetshit.wmm
> run home to shit
> wait
> what the fuck
> everywhere on my property is covered by a huge pile of guys
> fucking everywhere i look there's a giant stack of people reaching up to the clouds
> flee to no avail
> slip and get covered with thousands of naked fuckers
> suffocate
> kill.jpg
> get up in heaven
> get on /7get/
> tell everyone my story in the form of a crappy post
TL;DR:
My local burger king started serving bottomless milkshakes and now an infinite number of boys have been brought to my yard
> yfw you read the first letter of every green line
> yfw you eliminate the letters that are repeated twice in a row
So, This Petition Exists
https://www.change.org/p/gamer-nerd-help-ban-town-of-salem
Lolwut m8
ITT: Decent greentext stories
I'll start it off
>Be me
>Probably 8/10 specimen of a woman
>Chillaxing on the bed
>Suddenly spaghetti-man busts into the room
>spaghetti everywhere
>He sees me
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Can't run
>Can't move at all
>The spaghetti monster dives on top of me, crushing me underneath his compressed whale-form
>He grins at me with his ugly neckbeard face
>OHSHIT.png
>Suddenly, he's squirming out of his pants which are already too small
>"Oh yeah, you ready?"
>Please god kill me
>He lays next to me, tryina look romantic
>shittyflirting.jpeg
>I never say anything
>Suddenly, he pulls me into his fat rolls
>Feel a small but noticeable bump
>nononononono.jpeg
>He rolls his pants down
>Whips out his filthy AIDs-riddled cock
>I'm trying not to throw up
>He sticks it in
>ECH.jontron.jpeg
>He attempts to fuck me senseless for a while
>He can't even last a minute
>HA.jpeg
>He then attempts to make out with me
>slobberonface.jpeg
>He finally stops, attempting to flirt more like a filthy degenerate
>killmeplease.jpeg
>Finally he just fucking passes out from lack of a life
>tfw I can't leave him because I'm a body pillow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSUheLv5Awg pic unrealated
plase do something with this asshole , /7get/ find his address and kill him or send him a billion pizzas or fill his jewtube comment section wit racist / sexist comments
>this faggots name is greg
>he has 3 channels onisionspeaks uhohbro and onision
>watch 1 of his videos from uhohbro or speaks and you will see haw annoying he is
>may your fedora be tipped and may your hand become one with the comment bar and the dislike button
Fuck em' good, /7get/.
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~illusivmudkip/happybirthdayazura
Someone made a WOT for her sister's birthday. You know what to do.
REVIIIIIVE
I AM SORRY FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING /7get/| Rolled 28, 43, 20, 99, 99, 65, 75, 56, 79, 100, 73, 33, 44, 45, 14, 93, 50, 49, 73, 38, 12, 75, 18, 61, 61, 31, 7, 16, 59, 22, 48, 87, 65, 68, 85, 64, 32, 60, 19, 11, 59, 91, 44, 2, 36, 57, 94, 85, 6, 66, 23, 17, 41, 40, 77, 2, 71, 84, 18, 29, 6, 65, 16, 70, 32, 100, 33, 64, 59, 51, 74, 17, 42, 18, 18, 77, 74, 12, 62, 79, 77, 84, 96, 18, 24, 72, 19, 94, 56, 37, 22, 61, 1, 37, 31, 32, 37, 63, 96, 95 = 5040 (100d100) |
The most retarded video to ever penetrate mankind's corneas
http://youtu.be/lMWmi9ovX7M
Let us say the Lord's Prayer
Our FaygoWhat the fuck is this shit?
http://www.horse-news.net/2014/12/anonymous-made-villains-of-latest-idw.htmlOh Fuck
Guys I think i fucked up badlyAttention 7get and Autists!
*sad titenic moosic*illuminaticomfirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yviOJ5JB3dI is the best mlp fan created shit iv ever seenMe
Hello faggots 2 day i have a confession 2 make.Filthy Frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRNKbSw-30Finland passing by with the dankest memes
http://vivas.fi/jos-kaikki-elaimet-pystyisivat-parittelemaan-keskenaan-ihan-miten-sattuu-35-hauskaa-kuvaa/