ITT: Decent greentext stories
I'll start it off
>Be me
>Probably 8/10 specimen of a woman
>Chillaxing on the bed
>Suddenly spaghetti-man busts into the room
>spaghetti everywhere
>He sees me
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Can't run
>Can't move at all
>The spaghetti monster dives on top of me, crushing me underneath his compressed whale-form
>He grins at me with his ugly neckbeard face
>OHSHIT.png
>Suddenly, he's squirming out of his pants which are already too small
>"Oh yeah, you ready?"
>Please god kill me
>He lays next to me, tryina look romantic
>shittyflirting.jpeg
>I never say anything
>Suddenly, he pulls me into his fat rolls
>Feel a small but noticeable bump
>nononononono.jpeg
>He rolls his pants down
>Whips out his filthy AIDs-riddled cock
>I'm trying not to throw up
>He sticks it in
>ECH.jontron.jpeg
>He attempts to fuck me senseless for a while
>He can't even last a minute
>HA.jpeg
>He then attempts to make out with me
>slobberonface.jpeg
>He finally stops, attempting to flirt more like a filthy degenerate
>killmeplease.jpeg
>Finally he just fucking passes out from lack of a life
>tfw I can't leave him because I'm a body pillow