Welp /7get/, I think I fucked up bad.
> be me
> be a horny-ass 12-year-old
> go to burger king
> they're now serving "bottomless milkshakes"
> take one because glutton af
> drink
> drink more
> exit
> toomuchgoddamnsweetshit.wmm
> run home to shit
> wait
> what the fuck
> everywhere on my property is covered by a huge pile of guys
> fucking everywhere i look there's a giant stack of people reaching up to the clouds
> flee to no avail
> slip and get covered with thousands of naked fuckers
> suffocate
> kill.jpg
> get up in heaven
> get on /7get/
> tell everyone my story in the form of a crappy post
TL;DR:
My local burger king started serving bottomless milkshakes and now an infinite number of boys have been brought to my yard
> yfw you read the first letter of every green line
> yfw you eliminate the letters that are repeated twice in a row