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PRAY TO THE MEME GOD, FOR HE IS OUR TRUE GOD BECAUSE HE HAS BLESS US WITH GETS

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 No.11424

We need a religion for 7get

First we need a creation story and an omnipresent being

 No.11426

In the begin there was no thin then there was every thin

You didn't exist until you woke up this morning


 No.11431

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>>11426

But then where did the ebin memes come from?


 No.11460

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because aliens


 No.11488

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and then there was a light in the infinite space, something that would shit every nigga's pants, something that todd howard wouldn't be prepared…

HALF LIFE 3


 No.11492

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IN THE BEGINNING there was nothing good on the series of tubes, then the mighty oldones looked upon the great interweb and spoke loudly in gooklingo "LET THERE BE MEMES" and thus 2chan was born. Then one day a small Jewish man by the name of joot mcsheklez saw the prosperous meme land and said "OI VEY SHIM SHAM, DATS A GOID IDEA!" and thus the grand shitshow that was 4chan was born, it was around this time that a group of Russian super hackers also created 2ch.ru and by extent the great and powerful Mod-Chan was brought to existence. Many years passed and the intertubes slowly slipped into a massive shithole filled with SWJ scum and saw the loss of 2ch.ru to the cries of many cykas, 4chan also saw a massive fall into a pile of shit. Then as the oldones had, the mighty God hot wheels came from the sun itself on his flaming wheelchair and commanded "THERE SHALL BE MORE MEMES!" and 8chan was created in his image. One day the prophet n30 came to the barren landscape that was 7get and with his bare hands rose the oceans and rivers of memes from the sand and created a holy land of memery and shenanigans. One fateful night as n30 was gathering an army to protect his sacred land he met the mesiah herself, Mod-Chan as she had been wandering the wastes of the internets looking for purpose, using her powers and veluptious tities she convinced n30 to let her lead the armies of 7get in protection of their homeland. Not all was good though as armies of horsefuckers tried to kill the land of memes and many posters were lost along with and quality posts. However n30 grew weary of 7get when the thread sims failed to produce views, so he left and soon followed Mod-Chan. After the leaving of the mesiah 7get fell to furshit and fnaf rp as many places had until one fateful evining when the mesiah returned to purge the shitcancer and save 7get. Now our mesiah prepares to leave again hopefully outing us i n good hands.


 No.11495

https://8ch.net/s8s/res/2932.html

The lore of s8s is in this thread


 No.11500

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>>11488

>Gordon Freeman

>G-man

FUUUUUUUUUUUU-


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 No.12053

>>11424

dyosismo.info/

You're welcome




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