How should I begin my day?

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How should I begin my day? Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 13:16:30 No.11550

Today is going to be the same unless I do something to escape my soul-crushing ennui. So tell me, dark spirits, how should I begin my day? What great step shall I take to change my life? Shall I step into evil and live out my dark fantasies, or shall I awaken and become a powerful force for good or something different from either?

You guys partially control my nervous system, so, what's first on the agenda?

David 07/08/15 (Wed) 14:14:20 No.11551

The first thing you must do is eat a hearty breakfast in order to better annihilate your mortal enemies. Fry 2 aborted aviary fetus (eggs) ans 6 strips of a swine's ripped belly (bacon) along 2 to 3 pieces of swine's cylindrical packed meat (sausages). Drink all of this with the blood of citric beings that you have crushed personally (freshly squeezed orange juice). And do not forgone the hell fire bread heated in pure hell (well toasted but too toasted bread. ) . After this you shall be most ready to begin your day of launching terror in the hearts of those who oppose your reign of terror.

Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 17:16:17 No.11558

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