No.9472
>Bronycon 2015
>Neckbeards fill the place with their stench and Doritos dust
>Cosplayers. Cosplayers everywhere.
>And then there's me
>See Andrew Francis and Kathleen Barr together
>Gelorum is about to defeat Vert
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>Reach into my pants and retrieve customizable lightsaber from Disney World
>Charge that biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
>Begin beating Kathleen with it
>"DIE, GELORUM"
>Police try to tase me
>RD-L1 and RD-S1s
>Deflect tasers with lightsaber
>Pull down my pants
>Crouch down an shit with the force of an interstellar hyperdrive engine
>Splatter convention with shit
>Faggot*ht off Police Helicopters and military Faggot*hter jets with ease using lightsaber and by shooting leftover spaghetti from my pockets
>shit harder
>launched into space on a ten billion light year journey
>land on distant alien planet
>It's Equestria
>MFW I killed a robot queen AND made it to my true home
No.9473
what the fuck
No.9475
D4nk st0ry m8 I r8 8/8 and will masturb8 bcuz I d0nt hav a gf nAmEd k8 just hav 2 w8 butt til den wanna 8,m8 ? tht would be gr8 and d0nt let mi w8…..m8
No.9476
>topbanter gets a panel
No.10634
pls make this into a video
No.10679
>>9472Best reference to AcceleRacers ever made here.