No.360
I'll start a thread for team /pol/ even though there's not much response on our board yet.
Who should be the players on /pol/ team? Besides the halfchan roster, I think NRx deserve a player (Neoreactionary cat?), Julius Evola, maybe MGTOW (even though I think they're cancer), and Friday Fat Shaming.
I can't manage the team, but I could work on textures.
No.370
/ebola/ is already participating, so no ebola-chan on /pol/'s team.
Instead of something MGTOW-related, who knows, maybe Paul Elam or GirlWritesWhat deserves a spot.
No.376
somebody post those FIFA /pol/ team webms. they were hilarious and you can take a few names and costumes from them.
No.385
Oh, and we've never had Uncle /pol/ as a team member before, now have we?
No.467
List of required members:
Adolf
Dorner
Zimzam
Assad
Breivik
Le Happy Merchant
Possibly Moldbug for the NRx faggots
No.500
Definitely need to add in
>Dindu
>Schlomo
just for the hell of it
No.503
>>467Ben "Pulls the Trigger On Every Nigger" Garrison.
No.534
basket ball is a nigger sport. we need something respectable. like hockey. now theres a white mans sport.
No.540
>>534Slavs and Balts play basketball as well. Serbia and Lithuania were 2nd and 4th national team on last world cup.
>inb4 slavs are niggerseat a dick jamal
No.594
>>370Change one letter and we have another /pol/ staple - Evola.
No.900
>>467le happy merchant should have this as a custom goalhorn
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No.913
A team needs 15 players. I guess we can agree on:
>Ron "Doom" Paul>Adolf "Did Nothing Wrong" Hitler>Schlomo "Le Happy Merchant" Shekelstein>George "Zim Zam" Zimmerman>Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison>Anders Breivik>Bashar al-Assad>Christopher "Can't Corner The" Dorner>Michael "Dindu Nuffin" Brown>JIDF>Stormfront>DegeneracyThis means we have 3 spots to fill, I'd like to have something crusades or jihad related, and I'd also like to include some of the ideas in
>>360. Which means we're over 15 players. Maybe we should take Assad out, he's not really relevant anymore? But I'd still like to see some more ideas on who we should have on team.
Should we vote on who to include? Top five would be starting team, next ten would be bench, and the rest can stay as reserve.
No.917
>>467Oh and Moldbug could fit in as well.
We definitely need to make a poll. I'll wait a day or two for ideas then start a poll.
No.918
>>913I nominate Solid Syrup. Or whatever else we should be calling him in this situation.
No.932
>>360>ctrl-f>Officer "Ain't no scarin' the Darren" Wilson>0 resultsIt's like you people don't even want race war.
No.939
Perfect gentleman and Varg should be on before "storm front" or "degeneracy"
We have enough pol related people that we don't need to do that
No.1003
>>932Darren "Animal Control" Wilson would be better anon.
No.1013
>no spider jerusalem
He hasn't been claimed by some other board already, has he?
No.1014
>>1013/co/ hasn't entered yet. So no.
No.1015
>>1013And while we're at it, why not add someone from watchmen?
>rorschach>ozymandias>the comedianThere's plenty to choose from.
No.1021
>>101No that's fucking dumb
No.1035
Do we have any logo ideas yet?
No.1037
>>1035Here's the old logo from the 4cc. I don't see why it can't be used, there's no reference to the 4cc or halfchan on it.
Heck, /pone/ is using a modified version of /mlp/'s logo.
No.1050
>>370>no EBOLA We need MARBURG to snub their apostasy
I'd like to see the kits be: brown shirts, blackshirts, and blue shirts. Clansmen hoods for a lol alternate
Line up:
YOCKEY
LONE GUNMAN
Pkfw VIIIchan
3 Letter Agency
KNVD, NSDAP, MK ULTRA, GLADIO
FLUORIDE(r)
DidnDoNuffn
Tactics:
Wingers, Target man, or two strikers?
>should probably have one formation of each, minimum; two variations of them with/without a DM or 10'wouod be ideal No.1051
An ISIS kit replete with dynamite belt of ye ole timey red boomsticks and baclavas would be nice too
No.1054
>>1050/ebola/ already has a team thread up. Sorry, but they completely have dibs on Ebola-chan.
No.1058
>>1050Fuck the clan, no clansmen hoods.
No.1074
Any more ideas? I'll make a poll later today.
>>1035>>1037I'd prefer not to use the same old logo, I like the one in
>>1035 most. Ideas are still welcome.
>>1050Kit ideas acknowledged.
No.1170
>>1074I've polished some other anon's design for logo, opinions?
No.1171
>>1170good work looks a lot better than my old one
No.1211
>>1195Niiiice.
Okay, compilation of all requests for players:
/POL/ ROSTERMoldbug
Julius Evola
MGTOW
Friday Fat Shaming
Paul Elam
>Starter Lineup Limit of 5GirlWritesWhat
Adolf "Did Nothing Wrong" Hitler
Christopher "Can't Corner The" Dorner
George "Zim Zam" Zimmerman
Bashar al-Assad
Anders Breivik
Schlomo "Le Happy Merchant" Shekelstein
Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison
Ron "Doom" Paul
>Roster Limit of 15Micheal "Dindu Nuffin" Brown
JIDF
Stormfront
Degeneracy
Solid Syrup
Darren "Animal Control" Wilson
Spider Jerusalem
Rorschach
Ozymandias
The Comedian
YOCKEY
LONE GUNMAN
Pkfw VIIIchan
3 Letter Agency
KNVD
NSDAP
MK ULTRA
GLADIO
FLUORIDE(r)
At this point, the game isn't suggesting names, but eliminating them.
Who do we NOT want on the team?
No.1213
>>1211I'm creating a poll right now. There's been a couple of suggestions on /pol/ as well.
No.1219
VOTE FOR /pol/ ROSTER HEREfinal roster will be top 15 players, you can vote as many as you want
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/6F6M5X2it's on surveynigger because strawpoll is only up to 30 options
No.1232
>no captain sweden
No.1235
>other
No.1236
>>1219Son, I think you might need to remove Putin from the list. I'm pretty sure /int/ wants him already.
No.1238
>>1236Whoops, didn't think of that.
I'd say let's let people vote for now and we'll settle that with /int/ later.
No.1240
>>1238>>1238
>inb4 we use him anyway and everyone spams 'WHICH PUTIN'S THE REAL PUTIN' for the entire match No.1241
>>1240RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
No.1243
>>1240I like this idea a lot.
No.1259
>>1195Oh and reminder DON'T SUBMIT THE LOGO YET. I'd like to let some more anons have their say.
No.1292
>>1195I love what you did with it and thanks for stroking my overly exaggerated ego
No.1335
>>1219POLL PARTIAL RESULTS22 anons voted already, Hitler and Doom Paul have 100% approval rate.
Entries into "other" field were:
>Ebola-chan>Anita "FullMcintosh" Sarkeesian>captain sweden>Would prefer Adolf 'din do nuffin wrong' HitlerTop 5 voted:
>Ron "Doom" Paul (22/22)>Adolf "Did Nothing Wrong" Hitler (22/22)>George "Zim Zam" Zimmerman (19/22)>Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison (16/22)>Shlomo "Le Happy Merchant" Shekelstein (16/22) No.1336
>>1035>>1037>>1050>>1195So, what are we going to do about the logo? Are there any other ideas? If you have an idea but can't draw for shit, just make a quick shitty sketch and if I like the idea I'll give it a go.
No.1338
>>1336Maybe we should make a poll to decide the logo?
No.1339
>>1338I'd like to see some more ideas first… for now it's the old 4cc logo, two variations of it, and something fresh.
No.1363
Bumping
No.1364
>>918Canada is very Metal Gear nowadays, with all these "random" attacks, so indeed, Syrup Snake deserves a spot.
No.1369
No.1370
At least one Nasheed is needed for an anthem. You niggers need God on that team :^)
No.1386
You need Anita 'FullMcintosh' Sarkeesian on /pol/s roster
No.1394
>>1364Vote "Maple Snake" today
No.1395
Also to expand further, I want to put up two write in players, Eric Frein being the other guy.
No.1401
>>1395No problem, just write both.
No.1404
>>1401Too late, I didn't realize I could do that.
No.1406
>>1404Fine I'll just add your vote when posting final results.
No.1431
>>1335THE POLL IS CLOSEDRespondents: 45
>Starting LineupAdolf "Did Nothing Wrong" Hitler
95.56%
Ron "Doom" Paul
91.11%
Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison
77.78%
George "Zim Zam" Zimmerman
77.78%
Shlomo "Le Happy Merchant" Shekelstein
75.56%
>BenchChristopher "Can't Corner The" Dorner
55.56%
Vladimir Putin
55.56%
Nigel Farage
51.11%
Iron "Völkisch" Pill
48.89%
Anders Breivik
48.89%
Bashar al-Assad
46.67%
Darren "Animal Control" Wilson
46.67%
Stormfront
44.44%
Elliot "Supreme Gentleman" Rodger
42.22%
JIDF
42.22%
>ReserveUncle /pol/
40.00%
A. Wyatt Mann
37.78%
Red Pill
37.78%
Michael "Dindu Nuffin" Brown
35.56%
Julius Evola
33.33%
Kim "Dear Leader" Jong Un
31.11%
Varg "Burns'em" Vikernes
24.44%
Euphoria Fedorington
22.22%
Degeneracy
22.22%
The Semi-Final Solution
20.00%
Pope Francis
20.00%
Crusader
20.00%
(The rest received less than 20% or 9 votes)
Write-in responses were acknowledged, but the most they got was 2 votes for Ebola-chan whith is of course already on team /ebola/.
Which brings us to the thing with Putin: /int/ wants to have him on team as well. There was a suggestion to keep one Putin in each team
>>1240. If we leave Putin out, this gives Uncle /pol/ a place in team roster.
Does anyone have a better nickname for Darren Wilson? "Ain't no Scarin' the Darren" doesn't align well if placed between name and surname, "Animal Control" is okay but it lacks edge imho.
Next thing to do: assign positions to players.
No.1433
No.1434
>>1431>putinfuck /int/, they are a dead as fuck board
No.1535
>>1434okay we have Putin
>>1531 No.1592
No.1597
>>1431Do any others like the idea of letting /int/ have Putin so we can have good ol' Uncle /pol/ on the team?
No.1636
>>1592>implying we want sandnigger music anywhere near us
>implying there's anything wrong with the anthem we already havethe only anthem we'll ever need:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNApic related: for you
No.1655
>>1636>>1636Fuck man, you just reminded me of that song. Yes, perfect.
No.1678
>>1636>>1592>not thisReminder that North Korea is the only National Socialist state currently in existence.
No.1679
No.1692
>>1636That's ok but I'd prefer Erika.
No.1712
No.1713
No.1718
No.1727
>>1713Or shall we use some other song by based Herms Niel?
Edelweißhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_J1sOO5FQYWaldtraut ist ein schönes Mädchenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c-TUHQopMM No.1728
Personally would rather use Horst Wessel-Lied than Erika.
Should start a straw/pol/ to decide
No.1733
>>1592this will probably be /int/'s anthem anyway
No.1818
>>1713Erika is /pol/'s scoring tune, not the anthem
this is the anthem
>>1636 No.1820
>>1636this is fucking disgusting heeb trash
No.1890
I've tried to assign positions to players. We need three of each, one of each in the starting five.
Positions are:
-point guard
-shooting guard
-small forward
-power forward
-center
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball_positionsThen we also need to assign a captain. Since Hitler won the poll, he's obviously the captain.
Since Elliot Rodger and Vladimir Putin are manlets, they should probably have the point guard position. Assad on contrary is tall, so he should be either center or power forward. Christopher Dorner can't be cornered, so he'd make a great center as well. I guess the Israelites, being flexible in their shilling tactics, could also fit the versatile small forward position. Darren Wilson can control great apes, and he's good at shooting so he should be a power forward. Iron Pill seems to be tall as well, so he should fill the remaining center or power forward position on bench — I'd prefer to have him as center. Stormfront, well, can only be SF. So Nigel Farage and Anders Breivik get the shooting guard position.
In the starting five, the Merchant is already SF. I've assigned Doom Paul to be center to instill fear into our opponents, Zimmerman again is a manlet on point guard position, and from Ben Garrison and Hitler, I'd rather have Hitler as shooting guard and Ben Garrison as power forward.
So, my idea is:
>starting(CG) Adolf "Did Nothing Wrong" Hitler, Captain
(C) Ron "Doom" Paul
(PG) George "Zim Zam" Zimmerman
(PF) Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison
(SF) Shlomo "Le Happy Merchant" Shekelstein
>bench(C) Christopher "Can't Corner The" Dorner
(PG) Vladimir Putin
(SG) Nigel Farage
(SG) Anders Breivik
(C) Iron "Völkisch" Pill
(PF) Darren "Animal Control" Wilson
(PF) Bashar al-Assad
(SF) Stormfront
(PG) Elliot "Supreme Gentleman" Rodger
(SF) JIDF
Shall I go with this? Would anyone like to make change to those positions?
No.1892
No.1894
>>1636That is perfect in spring, in other seasons I prefer this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQWhy need music when we have der Führer himself?
No.1895
>>1636That is perfect in spring, in other seasons I prefer this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQWhy need music when we have der Führer himself?
No.1897
>>1894What about something by Triarii? I like Third Reich marches as much as every guy on /pol/, but it's getting a bit overused if you ask me. And Triarii are pretty /pol/ approved, and appropriately glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKVclgAv_Qohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXC6b-_MnU8 No.1899
>>1712also reminder to vote on this if you haven't yet
No.1910
>>1897>Third reich is tired on /pol/Sounds like you're just fucking burned out dude
No.2439
>>1899so, old logo? or should I wait a bit longer?
No.2449
>>1636The only correct answer. I was furious when Rowan removed it for this season's 4cc.
No.2654
Bumping even though this whole board seems to have died.
No.2722
>>360hey OP, any idea who and how to contact the person needed if one is willing to volunteer to be co host for /pol/ ?