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740dd3  No.892

What I need:

Whose commentating

Whose Board are they commentating for

A little example of who they are (if I don't already know)

a0f820  No.905

Does this mean we're asking us to decide what fictional character we'd want as a commentator for our board?


740dd3  No.906

>>905

yes Fictional or otherwise.

if /woo/ wants bo dallas, then Bo Dallas they shall have.


fcd654  No.965

/unna/ here, ours is a generic Aborigine who talks in a stereotypical Noongar way So shit like "Woite cahnt give me sum sniff bruv muh lahmd UNNA"


740dd3  No.983

>>965

Care to give me a picture 200x200?


5a4447  No.1006

>>906

Bo Dallas is on the team he can't do commentary.


19ae5f  No.1074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1006

Iron Sheik on commentary, nothing but curses and yelling during the entire game


076f8f  No.1075

File: e4e30d4c9d1d397⋯.jpg (43.06 KB, 380x408, 95:102, fda6484c5fd93c561bc487c23f….jpg)

/hisparefugio/ nominates "The Chilean" or "El Chileno" for commentator. This nigger talks like in another language with things like "El Weon Qliao" and other things…

For references, he talks líke a literal nigger, but with the voice of a drunken or drugged person and listen to things like "Cumbia"…

What other things are necessary to the commentator? Is nothing more than the picture and it's done?

Also, this crazy's curses go from "La reconcha de tu madre weon qliao malo" when the team doesn't score a goal, to "Vamo' hijo' de la reconchesumare, necesito ganar esto o la kimberly se queda sin lo' pañale' para el nene" When the team is lossing… He is very funny, though


1ef269  No.1076

>>1075

Ne, we haven't decided yet that shit


076f8f  No.1077

>>1076

Ok, so, this sonnovabitch >>1075 is temporal for now… When we decide our official commentator, i'll post it with Red Letters


1ef269  No.1078

>>1077

No imbécil, que en el board nadie ha decidido eso, no aproveches para forzar tu mierda


1e24c1  No.1079

>>1078

Pero si no hay nadie allí.


6a29ae  No.1080

>>1075

Ey EY EY NO, ESO ES MIERDA, ¡MENTIRAS JUDIAS!


1e24c1  No.1081

>>1080

Vamos, que se por los kekes, siempre nos burlamos de cosas sin sentido, que mejor que un comentarista que no se le entiende nada y además pega con el hispa Que murió pero está en el recuerdo


6a29ae  No.1082

>>1081

>por los kekes

>fuerza a un negro que no conoce nadie

Deja de joder, marica.


1e24c1  No.1083

>>1082

>Forzar

>Solo lo posteo una vez

Deja de joder tu.


6a29ae  No.1084

>>1083

>/hisparefugio/ nominates "The Chilean" or "El Chileno" for commentator

Mira que interesante, porque yo no estaba enterado de que nos habíamos puesto de acuerdo para nominar a ese negro irrelevante.


1e24c1  No.1085

>>1084

¿De acuerdo con quien anón? solo hay tres personas en esto y dos de ellas somos tu y yo.


6a29ae  No.1086

>>1085

>solo hay tres personas en esto

Ponte a mirar el hilo de nuestro tablón y vas a ver que somos varios más. Sumado gente como el BO, que no está por aquí pero sí está haciendo un seguimiento de lo que pasa. Uno no puede ir y sacarse una nominación del culo sin que nadie se entere.


076f8f  No.1087

>>1078

>>1080

Retiro lo dicho, por algo puse "Temporal" ahí El maldito sueño me esta jodiendo bonito

Obviamente no lo vamos a poner oficial, y mas porque solo lo dijo un negro X una sola vez… En el hilo de la caja propusieron a Hispacan, no se que opinen a ver si se pone de comentador oficial

Also, this nigger of the pic >>1075 isn't the /hisparefugio/ commenter, sorry, i've just had a lapsus for a headache and i didn't read well in our tread

>>1086

>>1084

>>1082

Llevemos esto al refugio para no dar mala imagen ante los gringos… Perdón por esa, el sueño me esta jodiendo ;-;

And i'm very sorry, that wouldn't gonna happen again ;__;


1e24c1  No.1088

>>1086

>>1087

Pero apenas me cargó la pagina de hisparefugio, no me había dado cuenta.


6a29ae  No.1089

>>1087

No pongas algo "temporal" si tú mismo sabes que no va a ser oficial. Si algo sale mal en el camino, te acabarías ganando una tormenta de palos

>Llevemos esto al refugio

Yo no puedo postear, así que voy a andar por nuestro hilo en éste tablón y sólo intervendré si veo que se mandan otra cagada como éstas. Estuve leyendo el hilo de la caja y estaban mencionando a Hispacan, me gusta esa idea, y siempre que se respete somos todos felices.

Corto y fuera.


740dd3  No.1099

>the spices are arguing again.

JESUS JUST PICK A FUCKING COMMENTATOR.


082223  No.1100

>>1099

Men, that's fucking every single day in our board. They argue for every single thing. Sometimes is funny, sometimes is not. I guess this is a first one case, though.


74c533  No.1101

File: 838b60fd9472fa1⋯.png (99.73 KB, 200x201, 200:201, ClipboardImage.png)

If /gts/ gets in, Narue would be our commentator

Personality is basically

>Shy

>a bit ditzy

>Supportive like a cheerleader (very dedicated/loyal)

>Nice nearly to a fault


076f8f  No.1102

OP, /Hisparefugio/'s again… I have a little question:

What is the máximum number of commentators per board? It's only one per board or we can nominate more of one?

>>1100

Yeah, imo, i'm feeling a bit frustrated for all that fucking fightings and arguings and shit throwing… Again, i'm feel very sorry for our inmature actitude and all that stupid fights… From the bottom of my, i'm sorry ;_;


ed10ac  No.1103

File: 48ed357873d823e⋯.jpg (36.21 KB, 195x228, 65:76, Forrester.jpg)

/bmn/ will have Dr. Clayton Forrester as its commentator.

Personality and information:

>Surreal Mad Scientist: To give an example, he plans to rule to world by unleashing awful movies to unwitting public, and also makes odd inventions.

>Maniacally laughs, or chuckles evily after threats or causing / witnessing pain.

>Prone to Schadenfreude

>Evil but oddly friendly


1e24c1  No.1104

>>1102

AYY el pobre iluso mientras yo disfruto de todo este conjunto de mierda entre todos. Sip, soy yo, el hermano.


740dd3  No.1105

>>1102

Just one commentator.

Itll be interesting on how things get on, but yeah just pick one guy

Hell just run a poll


082223  No.1106

>>1105

Oh boy, if we run a poll things will get worse. Hisparefugio is like an every-day battlefield


fcd654  No.1110

File: 651d5f27491fe77⋯.jpg (50.15 KB, 201x198, 67:66, abo.jpg)

File: 94a8b91f29c20f7⋯.jpg (27.53 KB, 201x201, 1:1, possom.jpg)

>>983

sure

Also /ausneets/ declared possom NEET to be theirs

For Possom just making him like a sterotypical aussie and occasionally shill Dan and his goon as all good NEETs do


800635  No.1113

>>1074

I second this

FACK N' BULLSHIT!


b6ab7f  No.1115

>>1099

Esuq nunca tenemos nada bonito ;__;


942b3b  No.1116

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For /animu/ please do Karen Kujou from Kiniro Mosaic, vid related gives you a bit of an idea but:

>very cheery/optimistic

>laughs a lot

>loud

>says "desu" a lot

>speaks in Engrish due to having a Japanese voice-actress but I leave it up to you if you actually want to do that


076f8f  No.1117

>>1105

Understand, i'll see how we'll decide the comentator without burn half of the chan on fire

>Just run a poll

It's a good idea, but that thing will only fuckup the things much more in the board

So, only 1 comentator, i'll make run the voice in our board, thanks m8


a0f820  No.1119

>>1116

Don't forget stinky.


942b3b  No.1121

>>1119

Maybe he can play fart sounds during the commentary.


d35fbb  No.1136

So… /hisparefugio/ is out?


a0f820  No.1139

>>1136

It seems like they're in, actually.

>>1138


0375be  No.1141

OP, how much time we have to do the comentator shit?


39c3b1  No.1147

File: 774881b26e13de5⋯.jpg (217.36 KB, 845x798, 845:798, 20180715_141518.jpg)

For /pone/'s commentor, I nominate the Taxman, a cool dude who doesn't post anymore. May have have the peace he sought.


740dd3  No.1149

>>1141

Eh,you've got time. I don't know Exactly the format on how to stream, t's what I'm spending majority of the day doing.


5a4447  No.1150

File: 826347e70cfab67⋯.jpg (12.66 KB, 480x360, 4:3, king booker.jpg)

>>1074

I think the incoherent ramblings of Booker T would be perfect for /wooo/ commentary


0375be  No.1157

File: 03eba7307b0f3a9⋯.png (39.92 KB, 200x200, 1:1, mierda.png)

/hisparefugio/ will have Kimio Chan

Personality and information:

>A girl sick with cancer in the community

>Serious and somewhat disinterested by all the shit that is cast daily

> miss/loves the quality or good post because it is the only thing that keeps her alive

>hates the stupid fights of the anons because it kills her

>will always curse our old admin for being an asshole

Thanks god, WE'RE FUCKING DONE


a0f820  No.1159

File: f498fd2bf24e43e⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 1800x1868, 450:467, Yupiel-sama smug collage.jpg)

File: 472f76b6ecb2405⋯.jpg (184.92 KB, 1830x2500, 183:250, Yupiel's drink, Zubrowka B….jpg)

File: 194fb4f250da643⋯.png (152.81 KB, 600x429, 200:143, Yupiel-sama's real age.png)

File: 5f409457c3f0fcc⋯.jpeg (299.17 KB, 1074x1517, 1074:1517, Yupiel chart.jpeg)

File: 115d71946b86a64⋯.jpg (2.51 MB, 1456x2261, 208:323, Yupiel hug.jpg)

For /monster/'s commentator, could you use the smug 300-year-old Polish vampire permaloli Yupiel from this?:

https://nhentai.net/g/169134/

https://nhentai.net/g/192371/

If you're wondering what part of this lets you know she's Polish, the drink she says is from her "motherland" is in fact a Polish vodka made with bison grass. Said ingredient is technically illegal in the U.S. Someone here who knows some nip might be able to read the 4th pic for you, I don't think it's actually ever been translated anywhere.

And she might be commentating in this as part of probationary measures set by Ammit over some of her degeneracy, like how she used her dead dog's collar for the sake of petplay with her servile lover.


a0f820  No.1168

File: f45505aedffecc4⋯.png (72.79 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Yupiel smug levels 200.png)

>>1159

Oh, and here.


b51a2d  No.1189

>>1150

Lookin' really jacked baby


02263c  No.1194

File: 7a4735c16c7ca18⋯.png (203.72 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 7a4735c16c7ca185fb0e6bcc91….png)

>>1116

The obvious answer is to hire a japanese voice actress.

>Tell them you're pay them in recognition, bitches love working for free.


c0727a  No.1257

File: ff05097f9b3ed3f⋯.jpg (491.14 KB, 1099x1098, 1099:1098, sheev.jpg)

/tv/ here. Nominating Sheev.

>contemplative

>friendly

>encouraging

>is the Senate

>can shoot lightning out of his hands

>may say scream and do twirling leaps toward perceived threats when agitated

>appreciates irony


5989f1  No.1283

File: 5dfc124bc4d6df7⋯.jpg (251.13 KB, 1028x912, 257:228, 5dfc124bc4d6df7e2b611e8526….jpg)

/pone/ nominating the podcast usual's from their somewhat weekly live shows.

Anyone and everyone is free to join our melting pot of internet aficionados. You can find our personal server at:

https://discord.gg/xjSf9hy

We also have a Youtube channel!

https://www.youtube.com/user/BigMacintosh7


ed10ac  No.1285

>>1283

Give OP a picture of a character. Je's using a program to bring text on the screen, similar to the ones in the OP.


a90d52  No.1286

File: 81a26ffda96b25d⋯.png (15.84 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Yeah__b1dca1a1836a7159dad8….png)


39c3b1  No.1287

File: c5e58c4b5cee9c9⋯.png (20.66 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Yeah__b1dca1a1836a7159dad8….png)

>>1283

He doesnt want actual irl commentors which he could have maybe specified more he wants a character he can roleplay as while commenting.

>>1285

We thought he want actual representatives so we were prepared to send irl humans to comment.

Okay, new plan. Pinkie Pie is commenting. If you want a personality reference this is it: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzpdi

She comes in at 9:49


a90d52  No.1288

File: e1e96abd6a50fbf⋯.gif (797.29 KB, 583x328, 583:328, 1412552053984.gif)

>>1287

wow how did we post the same thing that is crazy


fcd654  No.1290

>>1288

Furry hivemind


4aa5ab  No.1363

File: f427e4499fc2aa5⋯.jpg (11.84 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 11122.jpg)

Commentator for /ita/: Tonio Cartonio.

>Hosts a show for kids.

>Literally lives in the world of fairytales.

>Can foil evil beings' plans just with papercrafts.

>Honest and kind but very strict when someone does something wrong.

>When something surprising happens, he shouts "accipigna!".


b05545  No.1366


199085  No.1368

>>1363

Are we going to actually have commentators or are we just replacing lines from the show?


199085  No.1369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1363

Actually at that point can't we just get lines from Call of Salveenee or some of the original Altafini PES lines and mash them to form an incoherent babble?


b05545  No.1371

>>1369

all i hear is normal sport commentating anon

>implying sport commentating isn't incoherent babble


7f9490  No.1374

>>1368

>>1287

>roleplay

You know you arent wrong, but it sounds so cringy when you say it that way.


765a3f  No.1424

File: 5569c4a5884f779⋯.png (39.89 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ki 1.png)

File: df0e4b643309fa5⋯.png (40.93 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ki 3.png)

File: ee188adc7be63c3⋯.png (40.69 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ki 4.png)

File: 951f29906c8ae20⋯.png (39.87 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ki 5.png)

>>1157

A little update from /hisparefugio/ anons, we wanted to change the profile pic i hope we aren't too late

we don't know how much pics we can put, so we did various reactions


740dd3  No.1428

>>1424

This works for me


02263c  No.1584

File: 42c0f2acc367888⋯.jpg (22.47 KB, 300x205, 60:41, Crazy Hassan.jpg)

Got one for you for /tg/, hes pretty easy to grok but in case you need the reference .

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hassan


5ca9d7  No.1597

File: b847110a2112d5b⋯.jpg (114.78 KB, 574x532, 41:38, blue.jpg)

Blue for /tg/ please

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue


740dd3  No.1598

>>1597

>>1584

Guys come on make up your mind.


5ca9d7  No.1600

>>1598

Hassan would be too spontanous and harder to draw for a commentator (at least for me), but Blue could be fun in both categories.


740dd3  No.1606

>>1597

Hassan would actually be easy since he is pretty one dimentional.

"Oh look! look at him go! hahaha yes yes you know he reminds me of a beautiful camel I have, clean wonder posterior, can walk for MOOonnntths"


5ca9d7  No.1607

File: d1dc61f716c0cc8⋯.png (271.91 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 594.png)

>>1606

aren't non one dimensional characters kinda /tg/'s thing


02263c  No.1610

File: e962adb1303810c⋯.jpg (192.23 KB, 1200x1335, 80:89, Ork of Kulture.jpg)

>>>>1607

>Oi you, look at this squigcamel, you best be lootan if you do not be the buyan come make deal, hassan has great used squigcamel price for you in Supergreen today my big green friends

To tell the truth, we love running straight with a character sometimes to. /tg/ is not deconstructionist and sometimes you dont need more character then

>Used Camels for sale, never used.


5ca9d7  No.1614

File: 3e2c03f6b0b0502⋯.jpg (924.94 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, blue for infinity cup 0.1.jpg)

>>1610

should we just take the one trick camel? It isn't that much of a problem, I just need to know if I should continue with this.


02263c  No.1617

File: ccdf0d9c2c5d73c⋯.jpg (82.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Responsibility.jpg)

>>1614

Up to op I guess, in terms of ease of use Hassan is better and funnier.


740dd3  No.1620

>>1614

Yes.

keep working on it.

I can do Commentary with her for 8chanmania


5ca9d7  No.1640

>>1620

Thanks

You need any specific emotions besides the default one?


740dd3  No.1643

>>1640

anger

confusion

excitement

disappointment


fcd654  No.1680

File: d37a3577477a113⋯.jpg (22.28 KB, 200x200, 1:1, alimoy.jpg)

/just/ here sorry we're late but your commenter is the Alimony Devil Her Self Afton Smith

Her thing is complaining Brendan has not paid her the Alimony and her asking for extra orbital figures that increase every time she proclaims this


aff8c7  No.1682

File: c5d3f1442ce6264⋯.jpg (13.15 KB, 200x200, 1:1, stefan.jpg)

Stefan "Moly" Molyneux

/liberty/

Argument man who gets audibly angry about the NAP and should go off on a rant about male circumcision at least twice, ideally at inopportune times, but should otherwise be a pretty astute commentator.


740dd3  No.1685

File: db05e99f35c37ab⋯.png (297.72 KB, 2271x2380, 2271:2380, Whoo..png)

>>1680

>>1682

Good thing I slept for more than 2 hours and woke up early.

Okay. I'll do some research

what is NAP


aff8c7  No.1691

File: 7c8ec7a997aa17b⋯.jpg (140.94 KB, 563x750, 563:750, shit like this.jpg)

>>1685

NAP refers to the Non-Aggression Principle, which is a hypothetical secular ethic that dictates that you should not forcibly interfere with a person or their property. Boxing is fine because it is not forcible, while a random act of violence would be forcible and therefore condemned, that sort of distinction. Long and storied history back to the 1600s, but it's basically the reason America exists.

Anarcho-Capitalists generally believe that this is the only guiding principle or ethic that matters for a framework, which is fine to a certain point, but it has been parodied because of the notion that if you break the NAP, you lose all protections it provides, in other words, someone forcibly stepped on your lawn so you shoot them, burn down their house, and then sell their dog, now free domain, to some Chinaman in fair barter for four pounds of rice. Then, when you try to take away the rice, he informs you that he never agreed that the rice could leave his property, just that you could eat it, etc. etc, here's a shit meme of this variety.


740dd3  No.1692

>>1691

soooo a really really rickety version of the honor system?


199085  No.1695

File: 24dd8006db8124a⋯.png (371.72 KB, 1117x754, 1117:754, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1680

>that face

Is she a Jew?

>>1363

Since 8ChanMania asked us about Tonio, let me give you a quick recap.

He's an elf that lives in the Fantabosco (Fantawoods) which is a fairy tales world where he "runs" (more on that later) a bar and lets kids from Città Laggiù (The City Over There, basically the fourth wall) watch cartoons for free on the titular Melevisione, a tree-tv set.

Basically, he's the fantasy world Italian Mr. Rogers. He's the type of guy who would find a nigger shoplifting his bar, he'd gently tap him on the shoulder and use his poetic way with words and papercraft to convince him to pursue an honest living and even managing to befriend him in doing so. But he's no push over either, if he sees someone bullying or if he gets picked on himself, things would get personal quite quickly, as he's the only "elf" who was granted the magical ability of making paper mache, which he uses to trick the occasional bad guy into getting their shit straight. Also he's got a basically infinite pool of friends to call back at any time, including monarchs, witches, strangely alluring clown creatures, you name it, he's befriended it. This led to a running joke with people who grew up with the show that he's a much more sinister man than he may look:

technically speaking, he runs a bar with unspecified supplies which are near infinite, keeps no tabs, offers FREE drinks to anyone who asks for them (in the case of Lupo Lucio, sort of like the Kramer to this show's Seinfeld - and a great mirror of the average /v/ poster, who gets freebies or illegally treats himself to drinks, always complains about how shit they are, yet keeps on cracking open another cold one endlessly), allows people to watch magical cable pay-per-view over a dimensional portal and has even royalty as indentured servitude. All this led to people asking themselves whether he's some kind of local bartending mafia kingpin, as there is no other bar in the entire series nor anyone ever mentions drinking ANYWHERE ELSE in the realm, and even supposed bad guys are cautious or at worst kind of snobbish around him but keep on helping him out in his odd jobs. His quirks include having a weird (and by that I mean completely fucking autistic) way of expressing distress, that Accipigna / Bazinga comparison someone made in chat isn't so unusual, and he keeps interjecting magical terms like "elf", "orcs" and whatnot in bizarre idioms. Also he's apparently a porn star, IRL, but no one ever confirmed it.

So basically if you want to RP as him, a stereotypical Italian let'sa go mamma mia bing bing wahoo style is pretty apt, just sprinkle it with elf/orcs/witches puns and occasionally make him say dumb shit like Accipigna when he's distressed. Most importantly, he never curses or cusses, he's very kind and polite and would probably take the side of whomever is being bullied on and call for fair play and sportsmanship.

Oh and by the way, if you want to know the kind of impact this show had on most young to fully grown Italians, the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers made (((RAI))) cancel the show for the day to cover the broadcast, meaning that the entire kid population of the country flipped a million metaphorical tits because they couldn't find out what kind of fucking arts and craft project Tonio would cook up for the day. Basically, if you mention the event to anyone older than 25, they'll mostly think of the biggest false flag of American history as "that one time I couldn't watch Strega Salamandra's provocative dress".


a0f820  No.1697

>>1695

>Also he's got a basically infinite pool of friends to call back at any time, including monarchs, witches, strangely alluring clown creatures, you name it, he's befriended it.

Here's hoping we see an /ita/ vs. /monster/ match.

>that Accipigna / Bazinga comparison someone made in chat isn't so unusual

Wew, I think it was me that made that comparison.


199085  No.1700

>>1691

That was very informative, actually. I'm also assuming that Anarcho-Capitalists want to enforce a feudalsm-like system based on basically making anything and everything some fort of state or corporation. But what exactly defines the boundaries of property ownership if NAP is the only guiding principle? For there to be a property, there needs to be not only the strength necessary to keep it but also some way of establishing ownership on a legal basis, or is it just a dog eats dog kind of situation where it's just theirs because their big stick tells you so?


5ca9d7  No.1701

File: 32eb82f9f34a5e5⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, blue angry.jpg)

File: 614e81a2015871b⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, blue confused.jpg)

File: 90779da7656e280⋯.jpg (1.64 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, blue dissapointed.jpg)

File: 9c64bb1ce2e8d15⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, blue excited.jpg)

>>1643

This OK? I'll be coloring them in gimp once I get my hands on my tablet.


ea2b69  No.1705

File: ee9b184e4f1bdaa⋯.jpg (10.25 KB, 375x260, 75:52, Louis-CK-375x260.jpg)

>>1257

>not louis cuck king


aff8c7  No.1715

>>1700

I'm not an ancap so I'm not their best spokesperson, but I'll try.

>But what exactly defines the boundaries of property ownership if NAP is the only guiding principle?

Ownership is inherited through remnants of the state system and property starts or stands as it is; a country attempting to go ancap could radically redistribute wealth immediately before unleashing the hounds to try to eliminate monopoly or wealth disparity- or not. People would gain defacto property, land, and goods, through service or their own capital.

Everyone claims their body as theirs, most people claim their family's goods and land through inheritance, and legal ownership is handled through public knowledge. Essentially, people are aware that X person or Y group claims a given turf, good, or service, and everyone does their best to maintain that claim, because if they don't, someone will eat up their property next.

The underlying function of an ancap system is self-interest, and the assumption is that everyone will realize that it is in their own best interest to maintain an efficient and equitable system without anyone forcing them to, at gunpoint, i.e. through courts & police.

No one needs to >enforce anything, because the moment someone "forcibly" does anything, they are assaulting the entire system and not an enemy of the people, an enemy of all people, everywhere.

but people are dumb so it wont work


740dd3  No.1762

>>1701

Perfect, can't wait to use them anon!

>>1695

>ALL THIS INFORMATION

thank you so much! I'll make sure I do him justice


3eefa9  No.1787

File: ad981cbac7538f9⋯.jpg (18.49 KB, 361x295, 361:295, ad981cbac7538f93a57e7e711c….jpg)

>>1695

this is so autistic


199085  No.1788

File: 6dffaa34147b0c6⋯.png (109.3 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1787

The show legit has lore. IIRC there was also a passing of the torch like episode when the MC had his contract revoked. There's like a billion characters, too.

>>1715

Ah, I get it, so basically trying to attack someone in an anarcho capitalist world would be practically suicide as every other member of such a society would shoot you to stop you from destroying the system itself. Neat but would probably still lead to the same kind of state that came out of medieval landlords.


aff8c7  No.1789

>>1788

>Neat but would probably still lead to the same kind of state that came out of medieval landlords.

Generally yes, the economic min-maxing comes from wealth aggregation, so the ancap answer is that eventually someone who has hoarded wealth in a local area will eventually reach a critical mass where it is now more efficient and equitable to attack them and forcibly take their shit than to not attack them and not take their shit, so any monopolistic tendencies are moderated by potential violence.

In the end people cannot be expected to operate in that kind of fashion, and perception can be manipulated. The first politico to start a news org and talk about how big bad somebody is hoarding all this land and resources would rule the new world, especially if they were telling the truth.


644c96  No.1790

>>1789

It sounds good on paper. But


02263c  No.1796

>>1789

ignores the fact that the wealthiest person (generally more in the sense of owns means of production rather then just land or other desirables) is the person who is going to win the war. Ideally the alliance of the losers would strike BEFORE that person attained the critical mass of production, but with ancap parties acting with less then perfect information and the fact that alliances and so on would quite obviously benefit from being secret in many cases, it would be hard to tell WHEN the largest player is approaching critical mass.

Which means it is always going to be a cluster fuck of the lessers attacking perceived greaters if there is much imbalance at all, to prevent anyone from nearing the "Near Critical Mass" state because they cannot accurately tell when someone is Near Critical Mass and that they must attack or die. It's like the prisoner's dilemma except the incentive to play nice (the greater reward) has been removed so everyone backstabs immediately and generally its a nasty short brutish existance of a state. The fact that this type of rule is so undesirable is what leads to the kind of secret alliances (if you will accept turn of the century euros as an example which they are pretty close to with feudalism instead of capitalism but still in the sense of being free, making their own rules entities with self preservation in mind). This in turns leads to powerblocs and mutual defense packs which leads to world wars (especially if colonies/wealth far outweighing the local scene is involved).

So the short story is that monopolies are only detered to the extent that potential violence is perceived as effective and to prevent potential violence from being effective one would expect poly-monopolies to form. (Various monopolies working together to acheive thier long term goals but having relatively little in common aside from the fact that they are monopolies in their field). This more or less destroys the ancap ethos as the only way to compete with the poly-monopolies is other poly-monopolies (which could be considered states, defense pacts, states and policies or all of the above).


644c96  No.1799

>>1796

And this is why morrowind fell.


aff8c7  No.1801

>>1796

>ignores the fact that the wealthiest person (…) is the person who is going to win the war

Any situation in which the wealthiest person is going to try to defend their property involves outsourcing some degree of the defense, which requires redistribution to some degree. There are many ways that can crumble, but most of the particularly nasty ways rely on a pre-existing union, for example a slave-holding system where markets for slaves exist, it is illegal to free slaves, and escaped slaves are returned to their original owner. So long as any union that risks destabilizing common self-interest in this way is destroyed, this hypothetical is answered, in a very general sense. but,

>but with ancap parties acting with less then perfect information

is my exact critique. Ancap theory relies on every person ever understanding every variable, which betrays the bulk of human history in which arbitrary rules were made to commute complex variables to simple axioms. Maybe if average IQ crawls up a bit higher and we start genetically engineering people to learn at insane speeds from birth it could work, but at the moment, it's just a beautiful idea butchered by human fault. That doesn't mean there's nothing to learn from it, though (for example, normative self interest is the equity-positive component of capitalism that nearly all communist theory fails to debunk or address), which is why I'm taking the time to explain and elaborate on the meme.

Sorry for derailing this a bit OP, it's in the nature of /liberty/. I know it sounds hollow since I just typed in a block of text right above that people are going to want to comment on, but I think it would be best if the chain stopped here. of course, what I think doesn't matter if you think it's in your own self interest to keep going :^)


5ca9d7  No.1804

>>1762

OP, for when do you need Blue?


644c96  No.1812

>>1804

Oh not til october


5ca9d7  No.1815

File: f205afea35f560e⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 528x792, 2:3, wait what.jpg)

>>1812

but you aren't op


644c96  No.1816

>>1815

Phone posting


5ca9d7  No.1817

>>1816

Oh OK

I actually thought you needed it for the crossover, so I was worried I couldn't give you the colored ones in time


644c96  No.1818

>>1817

Nah ill have too much lore to do.

But just imagine. If this multiplayer dialogue tbing works out.

We could have live commentary AND lore


5ca9d7  No.1824

File: 068c34cb17ab004⋯.webm (753.41 KB, 640x480, 4:3, collective check.webm)

>>1818

The dubs don't lie OP, it's gonna work and it's gonna be epic


10927e  No.1934

File: 547be65f5e32196⋯.png (61.72 KB, 254x189, 254:189, 0C7B1B1B-9001-45B7-8FB2-43….png)

File: 11029e7a312062a⋯.png (150.68 KB, 438x637, 438:637, 39FA13CB-3A74-48A0-B573-AD….png)

>>1691

I fucking remember talking to some dudes on a mumble as they begun making the first Whenyouancapface memes and thinking it wouldnt take off. It’s been over a year and I fucking love them so much

>>1818

>multiplayer commentary

Christ, it would be like Ace Attorney Online while watching sports. I approve.


aff8c7  No.2079

File: 413df3a66f1d76f⋯.png (62.54 KB, 200x200, 1:1, stefan.png)

>>1682

here you go


c392ef  No.2141

File: 870063e24e2e789⋯.png (109.44 KB, 646x312, 323:156, 1f2646570f1e01a901e8bcce75….png)

File: cfcc06e041c78f3⋯.png (221.9 KB, 911x281, 911:281, cfcc06e041c78f35125923a008….png)

/a/ here. I thought we decided in the /a/ thread that Zetsubou Sensei would be our commentator?


740dd3  No.2175

>>2141

Honestly, I never got pictures

And getting prepared I forgot of a couple of them, which annoys me because I even Read up on zetsubou sensei and got fairly decent at his character

If you can do me a favor and get me a good 200x200 picture, I can work on it from there,


671dfd  No.2222

File: 55588397cfee47a⋯.png (30.43 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-07-30_Default-chan_.png)

An attempt was made. I can't draw cute and young enough. Lowest is JK.

Maybe I should observe more childrens ;^)


740dd3  No.2223

File: ac2eeb8820a8282⋯.png (60.73 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 8600476.499999873_defaultI….png)

>>2222

Holy moly, you did a fantastic job! Thanks!!!


061ab9  No.2254

>>2223

I'm not great at anime drawing and haven't drawn in forever but now that I have a vague idea of what Default-chan looks like I'll try to make some drawings of her. I'm thinking cutely-angered, sad/disappointed, absolutely-disgusted, cutely-surprised-face, and BURNING RAGE OF A THOUSAND LENSFLARE EYED SUNS.


17da8c  No.2259

>>2254

Perfect. Oh my god you have no idea how perfect


d1eb0e  No.2313

File: 10bf7be33d83ffc⋯.png (27.47 KB, 200x200, 1:1, tg Blue default .png)

finished the default one, hope it's good enough


77e598  No.2315

File: 2c2868ba49a5ffb⋯.jpeg (83.1 KB, 664x666, 332:333, tau communications.jpeg)

>>2313

Is that a fukken tau?


d1eb0e  No.2316

>>2315

No, it's a lucky grot


77e598  No.2317

File: fb99da674562bb3⋯.jpg (914.68 KB, 700x1588, 175:397, dats downright unnatural.jpg)


c392ef  No.2327

File: b03fc2e9b4afb18⋯.png (40.26 KB, 200x200, 1:1, zetsuboushita cup.png)

>>2175

Here, from the classic zetsuboushita pose.

Sorry we're always making you read and watch things for our choices.


740dd3  No.2335

File: 7b6e9fafe7e2fe6⋯.gif (826.51 KB, 500x281, 500:281, GOOD JOB.gif)

>>2327

No!

I've learned about a lot of things I wouldn't have otherwised known about so I don't hate it in the slightest.


02263c  No.2341

File: f78d72cb71fb92d⋯.jpg (47.27 KB, 492x599, 492:599, bluehips.jpg)

>>2313

You gotta remember about the blue is that the orks trained her wrong on purpose. They think she is lucky so she is but they don't think that she is talented. Any madboy can stick some grubbins together and get a shoota or any nob can stick from spikeybitz together and get a choppa, but blue has this dang ol'crazy idea that there are rulez or sum nonsense about what gubbins go wit which noggins which makes no orky sense at all Mostly she's good at clobbering the other grots which keeps them from getting into the boyz kans and stuff and is gud for a laff


671dfd  No.2348

File: 101e891b18d38e2⋯.png (26.47 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-08-02_Default-chan_c_.png)

File: 5e3fe645f7352a8⋯.png (19 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-08-02_Default-chan_d_.png)

>tfw your rush job looks better than when you give it a try.


d1eb0e  No.2349

File: 22e74bbec66e7f6⋯.jpg (38.58 KB, 400x450, 8:9, topic expert.jpg)

>>2341

Well, that's only true if you read the snippets of their conversations when she was first made, and not the actual stories that came after.


199085  No.2350

>>2348

100% true right here, I can't draw for shit but any time I doodle something it comes out spectacularly good in comparison


cedd2a  No.2353

>>2348

C looks like " how would you like to die today motherfucker?"


02263c  No.2358

File: 7cd2949af207948⋯.png (729.2 KB, 803x450, 803:450, swole.PNG)

>>2349

>implying what came after wasnt a bunch of cutrate waifu wank about a cutrate waifu.


d1eb0e  No.2362

>>2358

>implying /tg/ doesn't do that with every character


77e598  No.2366

>>2362

Only if they are cute girls.


02263c  No.2367

>>2366

>>only if they are cute girls

dubs of truth there> I had forgotten about blue until I saw those hips t here


d1eb0e  No.2368

>>2366

can't argue with that


671dfd  No.2383

File: b696304dc84ba77⋯.png (20.8 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-08-02_Default-chan_e_.png)

File: d66a408ea4a19f2⋯.png (29.11 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-08-03_Default-chan_f_.png)

File: 27515eadeb20173⋯.jpg (29.03 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault3.jpg)

File: 65dee36b3361d0d⋯.png (131.58 KB, 500x691, 500:691, 3164120.png)

>>2350

I think on my end, I was putting too much details in the rough and when making the clean lines I would be too much influenced by it.

Just making the general position and going balls in seems better for me, YMMV.

>>2353

Reference for those pictures are pic 3 and 4


cedd2a  No.2388

>>2383

You still gonna do default burning with the rage of a thousand dying suns?

I fucking love these by thr way


10927e  No.2389

>>2388

Different guy. I tried making a few clean ones but they didnt look good, can’t shade worth shit. I’ll try making a RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS one cause i know I can make a messy PURE ANGER one at least.

If I can’t get that working, I have another idea of something I want to make but I’ll only send it to you if a certain team gets close winning, something that will be great even with 0 skill


671dfd  No.2399

File: 73a5f0f53589504⋯.png (39.19 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2018-08-03_Default-chan_g_.png)

>>2388

Thanks, this one is intentionally left rougher.


fcd654  No.2402

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d20)

/ausneets/


fcd654  No.2403

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

/unna/


fcd654  No.2404

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

/dans/


fcd654  No.2405

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d20)

/bane/


199085  No.2429

Hey 8ChanMania, mind if I ask you something?

Next time you use copyrighted songs that other people sent you for their goal horns, can you add a bit of static or something that kind of changes its pitch, it's so annoying to rewatch the streams and basically 90% of the audio is cut off because the (((G-D Chosen))) won't allow any fun.


fb65b1  No.2468

>>1788

I grew up watching Melevisione and i recognize only about a half of those dudes


fcd654  No.2472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

/ausneets/


fcd654  No.2477

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

/ausneets/ again


fcd654  No.2478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

/bane/


fcd654  No.2480

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

/tg/


fcd654  No.2483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

/unna/


5b9450  No.2616

File: 991484f92082ba1⋯.jpg (110.01 KB, 680x960, 17:24, ∞_hair_-_Kaku_Seiga_(3).jpg)

Next cup, have Seiga Kaku be /animu/'s commentator. It's better for our board-tan to be in the role.


a0f820  No.2621

>>2616

She's more of a placeholder board-tan for now, but she'd still be okay for a commentator role.


bbc7d3  No.2665

File: 1055ccd75c8e9a6⋯.png (20.66 KB, 200x200, 1:1, blue angry.png)

File: 35d68eb29237d5c⋯.png (25.73 KB, 200x200, 1:1, blue dissapointed.png)

File: 95972cd02343054⋯.png (24.28 KB, 201x200, 201:200, blue excited.png)

File: 10bf7be33d83ffc⋯.png (27.47 KB, 200x200, 1:1, tg Blue default .png)

File: 47b0e0a6cb40fc1⋯.png (20.49 KB, 200x200, 1:1, blue confused.png)

Finished Blue for the next cup, sorry it took so long.


6e6b5f  No.2676

>>2616

Yeah, Seiga will be the commentator for /animu/.


0e06d1  No.2743

File: dc99f593048d0af⋯.jpg (34.94 KB, 480x325, 96:65, All-your-base-are-belong-t….jpg)

Ancient meme, but electing Cats as /v/'s commentator just for the hilarity of his broken Engrish.


cd2034  No.2769

>>2743

I second this, just for the broken English commentary during the cup.


5bfe55  No.2909

File: e943c113fa50634⋯.jpg (37.36 KB, 457x446, 457:446, 1525315844106.jpg)

>I missed the mania in october

GOD DAMMIT


7d2592  No.2912

/christian/ get a pick on one of the two new commentators, if you guys have a good idea for another let me know

inb4 where is deffy and cirno

I see that as TNAs thing and I don't want to do his thing wrong




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