No.2974
I believe there is a phallus engaged with my nether regions, but I am not entirely certain, because I happen to have, by consequence of a rare genetic defect, 1000 lb man-breasts and I cannot bend over to watch. Else I will fall to the Earth, like Lucifer from the folds of Heaven in Milton's Paradise Lost. I believe as well that there is pizza under my chin, though I know not why.
Post last edited at 2015-03-08 15:54:34
No.2975
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>>2974I essentially concur.
Post last edited at 2015-03-08 15:53:47
No.2980
>>2974You must be a big guy, OP. And you know what they say about big guys, they have big johnsons, and they usually have a johnson engaged with their nether region. Congrats on making a meme, and being a large fellow.
Post last edited at 2015-03-08 15:55:42
No.2986
is this a thread for big guys?
No.3001
>>2986It sure is. Welcome to the official big guy thread. Post all your big guy news, stories, pics, and jokes.
No.3020
>>3001Contributing a little QC to this thread.
No.3038
Hi Guys