No.2988
>ITT: Superpowers with a catch.
Give yourself a superpower. Come up with down-sides to other people's superpowers.
For example:
"The ability to spontaneously combust like the Human Torch."
and
"You're not immune to the combustion and you will burn yourself alive. Unable to turn the heat off, you will watch through boiling eyes as the flesh on your hands melts away to reveal charring bones"
No.2990
>>2988>those downsidesWell I guess it's my turn then.
The ability to have brief bursts of super physical ability, that being something like pure muscle output or super speed. No.3000
No.3003
>>2999>the ability to see through clothesbut only the clothes of landwhale feministsThe ability to breathe underwater.
No.3004
No.3009
>>3003But can't breathe on land
Psionic Powers - Read, create, delete and modify peoples thoughts, emotions, memories and feelings.
No.3011
the ability to get a gf
No.3012
>>3011you can only attract cunty cunts
the ability to shoot lightning out of my hands (think infamous)
No.3014
>>3012You have no control over it. It acts like normal electricity and follows the path of least resistance, even if that's through you.
The power to communicate with animals
No.3018
>>3014chortle unless he's a fire bender, this won't end well.
You can only communicate with underwater animals, and everyone calls you aquaman.
Resistance to age and injury. No.3029
>>3018if you ever have sex or masturbate you will die after climax
Be able to use telepathy and fuck with peoples thoughts
No.3035
>>3029You can hear everything everyone around you is thinking.
The ability to cause spontaneous orgasms
No.3036
>>3029People will get pregnant with your thought babies, regardless of sex. You will have to pay child support.
The ability steal the knowledge out of people's heads.
No.3037
>>3036You are unable to create original thoughts
Always have cell or wifi connection
No.3043
>>3037Your internet connection is with Rogers (i.e. 500MB bandwidth limit at $200 a month).
The ability to teleport anywhere you want to.
No.3048
>>3043You teleport to the location in a parallel but otherwise identical universe.
The ability to shape shift into dinosaurs.
No.3049
>>3048Your brain also becomes that of a dinosaur and you no longer have the mental capacity to change back.
The ability to survive within and create black holes.
No.3050
>>3049upon creating the black hole you cant escape from it and are still crushed down but still live because thats what you wanted
Able to resurrect upon death
No.3053
>>3050long respawn times
The ability to predict the future. No.3055
>>3053Said predictions come in the form of mental narration done by Ron Howard, in the style of Arrested Development and cannot be turned off.
Telekinesis
No.3056
>>3055but once you pick something up you cannot put it back downAnd since you guys seem to have been left out:
>>3009but you have to get their express, notarized permission to do so>>3035And everyone has the voice of Gilbert GottfreidThe power of
Kung-fu grip No.3058
>>3056>>3056You can only use this power for grabbing onto the love-handles of fat feminists.
The ability to turn one type of cheese into another. (e.g. convert Parmesan into Mozzarella) No.3060
>>305850% chance you turn it into johnsoncheeseThe ability to learn or unlearn anything at will in a very short amount of time.
No.3061
>>3060You have a 1% chance to forgot how to unlearn your power and must stumble upon it again.
Able to cause instant plant/animal maturity
No.3062
>>3061>you can't control how mature they getAbility to process multiple mathematical calculations inside your head.
No.3063
No.3067
The power is shrink uncontrollable
>You die once you get to 0.00mm
>this is me fetish
No.3068
>>2988Vandal Savage style immortality (I.E. cannot age or die permanently)
No.3069
>>3068any physical maladies sustained from bruises and cuts to broken bones can't be healedThe ability to diagnose and cure illness by touch, Jesus-style.
No.3070
>>3068>Vandal StyleI remember an episode where Superman travels far into the future and meets Vandal, who's the only remaining human being. Vandal tells him that his entire goal of world domination was pointless, since in his quest to achieve it, he had inadvertently wiped out the rest of humanity.
I'd say the downside (or arguably upside) to your power would be that you would have to suffer through watching the annihilation of the human race, whether you were the one to cause it or not.
>>3069People start mistaking you for Jesus and you're eventually crucified.
>The ability to create things out of pure energy, like the Green Lantern does. No.3071
>>3069The illness of the person you touch transfers over to you.
The ability to alter how much you weigh. No.3077
>>3070It takes your physical energy to manifest, so you're limited by fitness and general exhaustion
>I'll make a giant hammer! That I'm now too tired to lift. fuck.The ability to shrink or grow at will.
No.3085
>>3083as with any great artist, everyone will give zero fucks about you or anything you do until after you're dead
the ability to alter your body's elemental make-up, a la Colossus No.3086
>>3085>You have difficulty controlling when and how long you are transformed, in addition to the normal awkward mass problems that Colossus experiencesExtremely good luck.
No.3096
>>3086But you can only "win" once before the power transfers to the loser(s)Control over water in all its forms.
No.3099
>>3086Extremely good luck.You somehow forget to use it to bone Hermoine before it runs out.
>>3096Control over water in all its forms.You live in the year 2200, when all the water on Earth has run out.
No.3102
The ability to extend my dong to various lengths, ranging from as small as 1 cm to as large as 3 miles.
No.3103
>>3102But the skin doesn't grow with it. Enjoy your disgusting scarring stretchmarks.
>The super nonpower of incredible intellect No.3104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superhuman_features_and_abilities_in_fiction>>3102you still can't have sex for more than 2min38s
>>3103still have the mind of a 40yr pot smoker (haze)
The power of innate capability.
No.3107
>>3104>Your innate capabilities only cover inane tasks, such as clothes folding and animal pettingA 10ft radius aura that kills small bugs.
No.3109
>>3107This aura, while it does kill small bugs, makes bugs that are considered big grow to 20x.its body.
The ability to make own urine into any juice/beverage at will.
No.3110
>>3109The beverage is always the one you want to drink the least at the time.
Power to regenerate from a single atom
No.3112
>>3110>Every atom you shed grows into a new "you" that also has this abilityThe ability to always have a writing tool when you need one.
No.3115
>>3112None of the writing tools work.
You get a pen but you don't get the ink.
The ability to excrete golden nuggets. No.3116
>>3115>Excreting inch wide nuggets out of your pores, saliva glands, and tear ducts is extremely painfulThe ability to reach into your pocket and pull out exact change when you pay for things.
No.3117
>>3116>in small changePhotosynthesis - the ability to create sustenance through exposure to sunlight.
No.3118
>>3117>the square cube law causes you to starveThe ability to speak all languages intuitively.
No.3119
>>3118But you are unable to speak in proper grammar despite your knowledgeThe power of Form Duplication.
No.3120
>>3119>You can only ever duplicate a form onceThe power to breathe under water.
No.3121
>>3120You can breathe underwater but the taste of the ocean water taste of a crackwhores vagina and fresh water taste of the taint of a 400lb dunkin donuts worker.
The ability to turn any color of the visible spectrum
No.3122
>>3121>The color change affects your body. Adding yellow gives you jaundice, adding blue asphyxiates you, etcThe power to see and hear what has transpired in an area after it has happened.
No.3123
>>3122hearing: if it is under 30decibels it is a high pitch sonic scream. over 30 decibels the sound is a whisper. The visuals is always in black n white pre 30's cinema
the gift of starting fires from one mind (i.e. the movie firestarter)
No.3126
>>3123>You have to re-live the movie firestarter every time someone has the inclination to watch itKinetic energy manipulation.
No.3129
>>3126Each time you absorb kinetic energy you have massive diarrhea on the spot.
No.3130
>>3129forgot power
Healing factor.
No.3132
>>3130>Your body cannot distinguish good cells from bad, and you get super cancerThe ability to replace smells with other smells.
No.3133
>>3062Although you're processing multiple calculations in your head in parallel, your brainpower is the same, meaning that your mental resources are divided, and it ends up taking the same amount of time as if you had done the calculations sequentially.
I want the power to fly, Peter Pan style.
so none of that "you can only hover 2mm off the ground" bullpoppycock No.3134
>>3133>Faries don't actually exist, so even though you are capable of flying when exposed to pixie dusr you can't even get off the groundThe ability to tell what direction things are in without reference points or ever having been there.
No.3135
>>3134Somehow you still get lost going places.
The ability to make my vagina juices glow when wet.
No.3136
>>3135>It is now impossible to hide your arousal in public, since the light of your juices can be seen through your jeansYou know when people are talking about you, and what was said.
No.3137
>>3136Nobody ever talks about you. You are ignored for the rest of your life.
The ability to change the color of things at will. No.3138
>>3135Leave it to a woman to not only give a poppycockty, uncreative catch to a superpower, but also unnecessarily announce that she has a vagina.
No.3139
>>3137>The things in question immediately revert back to their original pallet when you stop concentrating on themExtreme flexibility.
No.3151
>>3139but your joining tissues degrade with extreme use, causing arthritis, tendonitis, and a dozen other -itisesRemember to limber up, gents.
>Extrasensory perception, such as a "spidey sense". No.3156
>>3151but your other senses suffer and get worse faster with age.
The ability to absorb and disperse electricity
No.3168
>>3156>But the electricity you manipulate is not independent of that which you need to function, i.e., synaptic communication or the impulse that contracts the walls of your heart. Prehensile tail and toes No.3189
>>3168You're considered a freak of nature and people laugh at you. And prehensile toes fucking hurt, at least at first.
The ability to predict 10 seconds into the future, and be able to delete up to 10 seconds of time at will.
For example, some guy has me at gunpoint, and is about to shoot. I activate my power and the second(s) he shoots me is deleted, with me still fine and everything else as it would normally be one second later (including the bullet, which never hit me due to the time it hit me being deleted, and is now one second away). In other words I delete the cause, but keep the effect).
Nobody remembers the deleted time except me and only I can move around in the deleted time should I please.
Also, nobody else quite understands how my power works without lengthy, repeated posts explaining it. No.3463
>>3189So, if space was visualized as a piece of paper and time visualized like a line drawn through the middle of it, your power, in effect, allows you to fold that paper and join 2 disparate points in time, effectively omitting your ever having traveled that 10-second bit that you folded over?
>MSpaint related No.3464
>>3455>You are overwhelmed by the emotions of 7 billion people, turning you in to a schizophrenic mess in a matter of seconds, and you beg for deathThe ability to turn into a cat and back again at will.
No.3466
>>3465You're supposed to post
drawbacks.
No.3486
>>3464>The ability to turn into a cat and back again at will.Your intelligence is also diminished to that of a cat and you have no idea how to turn back.
>The ability to make an exact copy of myself No.3489
What would be the usage of being able to walk through walls but only if they were made out of air?
No.3499
The super power I've always wanted was to phase through objects and walls like a ghost.
The two obvious downsides are a) falling through the ground into the core of the earth and; b) turning off the power in the middle of a wall and getting cut in half/bits of concrete stuck in my body.
Pretty sure it would only really be useful if I could also fly.
No.3537
>>3499You cant use your ghost power when wearing clothes
The power of autism
No.3547
>>3486There is a 50/50 chance that your consciousness will be transferred to your copy, and die when subsumed back into yourself.
>>3537It's the bad kind of autism. The kind that makes you think flooding a chan with banana threads is a good idea.
The ability to squeeze through a space of any size and emerge perfectly fine.
No.3775
>>3547>You are literally just an octopusThe ability to perfectly prepare incredible tasting food, no matter the quality of materials used
No.3797
>>3775While it tastes fantastic, it is not only very time consuming to make poppycock taste good, but it's very bad for the health of whoever eats it.
(start your own restaurant/food service??)
The power to perfectly summon objects from memory, without fault.
No.3896
>>3797As in are you creating the objects out of nothing or is it like Thors hammer, where when you desire an existing object, it flies towards you.
>objects created out of nothingsee
>>3077
>object flies towards youIt works based on a force attracting you and your desired object together.However, this means 2 things. firstly, that although the object is attracted to you, you are also attracted to the object, and you feel a force pushing you towards the object that is equal to the force that is pushing the object towards you. secondly, if this object is moving fast, it doesn't magically slow down when it gets close to you. for example, if you summon a watermelon, and the watermelon is moving at 50 km/h (30 miles/h), it won't slow down, and you'll be hit with a watermelon travelling at 50km/h.
The power to see 5 minutes into the future
No.3908
>>3896>You can only see the future from a 1st person perspective and it isn't necessarily yours.Innate lie detection. the best liars in the world can't pull a fast one on you.
No.3926
Guys c'mon
Some of those downsides are unrelated to the superpowers here.
>>2988>>2999Both of those are good examples because they focused on the superpower.
>>3489If its cold enough for oxygen to turn solid, you can pass the wall normally. There's the upside,Mr(s). Anon.
No.3927
>>3908Its detected by blanking the lie out. Someone said a lie? You can't hear it.
No.3931
No.3932
>>3896Just dodge the object until it slows down enough that it won't hurt you.
No.4006
>>3896Out of nothing, besides memory of course.
No.4007
>>3931You can fly, but only for a few seconds at a time, and limited by how strong you are.
No.4024
>>3931>by flapping your arms like wings. Hope you're >>>/fit/ No.4132
No.4137
Since we've broken the chain, I'll restart it.
The ability to use any tool or weapon with expert skill, regardless of your training.
No.4138
>>4137You can only use the tool on your own body.
>I can remember everything I read perfectly. No.4146
>>4138You can't forget anything, and your brain has a limited capacity.
The ability to stop time up to 11 seconds at will.
No.4153
>>4146>It requires a tremendous amount of effort to move or even breathe due to the atoms in the air being stopped as well. This renders your ability useless outside of a vacuum, but you might get impaled by stray particles if you move around in said vacuum.Whenever you die, your consciousness is transferred to a random person on earth, replacing their mind with yours and allowing you to access their memories as you see fit.
No.4158
>>4153>but such a strenuous event effectively melts your host brain, degrading it to the point of driveling idiocyHighly accurate echolocation.
No.4182
>>4158You become so sensitive to noise that even sounds of 50 decibels cause pain, and becomes agonizing and damaging at 100+.
I have yet to see anyone think of a downside for my power here
>>3189 No.4191
>>3189It takes 10 seconds to activate your power, and the 10 seconds you see are those you spend activating your power. You can delete those seconds, but it will result in an alternate reality where your 10 second prediction doesn't count anyway.
>ability to manipulate reality with full control No.4201
>>4191The border between self and non-self degrades over time and eventually you forget what you are entirely.
>is able to peacefully resolve any conflict between two parties No.4220
>>4201
The two parties will then turn on you violently.
>is immune to celluar degeneration
No.4231
>>3189
you will at random intervals experience death without dying forever
No.4238
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>>4220
>You literally become a ball of cancer, as none of your cells are allowed to die. You live forever in excruciating pain until someone is kind enough to burn you until you die and grants you the sweet release of death.
You are able to reach into your empty pocket(s) and pull out whatever it is you need for your current situation, as long as it would normally fit into a pocket.
No.4239
>>4238
The power itself is derived from a pair of pants so tight you'd be lucky to be able to get your hand in the tiny mockery of a "pocket" it has.
You are able to see infrared and ultraviolet light as a color like anything else on the spectrum.
No.4269
>>4239
>Infra/ultra replaces red and violet, respectively. This renders you incapable of seeing them in their normal instances.
The ability to pull a broom or mop from anyplace that is outside of other people's field of vision. Not an extra dimensional space, just a spot other people can't see because they aren't positioned correctly.
No.4285
>>4269
You are only ever able to work as a janitor and, aside from basic survival, all interests, hobbies, and endeavors you pursue will fail discouragingly unless closely related to janitorial sanitation, where your success is dependent on the effort and pride you put into your work.
The ability to read minds at will.
inb4 unable to control own mind during and die, or constantly depressed because everyone's stupid, give me something original
No.4290
>>4285
Unfortunately, other people's minds are in a language you can't speak.
>user-serviceable, replaceable parts
The ability to perform basic maintenance on yourself and swap out pieces if desired. Anything from a liver to an arm to your little toe.
No.4292
>>4290
>Body parts are absurdly expensive and highly illegal to obtain. You become a serial killer/Black market organ dealer to support your power.
You project a high speed WiFi field that enables devices around you to connect to the internet no matter where you are.
No.4299
>>3138
How is her post any different than >>3102's post?
No.4300
>>4292
>You become a serial killer/Black market organ dealer
You're supposed to post a drawback, not a wonderfully lucrative opportunity. not a merchant, pls no bully
No.4303
>>3135
>turns out you're a man
The ability to make women climax instantly with your thundercock.
No.4324
>>4303
Your thundercock is literally a thundercock and sends lethal amounts of voltage through anyone you fuck.
>The ability to reverse time by 30 seconds once a day.
No.4341
>>4324
Langoliers
>The ability to stop procrastinating whenever it's necessary
No.4355
Omniscience.
>>4341
But you will hate every moment that you use your power.
No.4380
>>4355
>your mind becomes consumed with processing this flood of information. Your sense of "self" vanishes as your information horizon expands outward, along with your brain's ability to subconciously maintain its processes and you die of multiple organ failure.
The ability to stay clean and tidy, regardless of your circumstances.
No.4385
>>4380
>only works because a fat, dorrito-munching slob follows you around everywhere, making you look neat and tidy by comparison
the power to have everything in an effay fit show up on my doorstep just by concentrating on the image of the fit
No.4405
>>4385
>Concentrating on the things you want to show up causes you to slip into a trance like state, where you order those things off of Amazon without remembering that you did it
The ability to project tactile holograms with your mind.
No.4417
>>4405
$$\color{green}{> But, you suffer from Autism}
The power to seduce anyone
No.4424
>>4417
>You're castrated
I don't need sleep and never get tired.
No.4425
>>4424
Your sanity decreases with each passing moment, and gets worse if you stare at creepy-looking flowers.
The ability to instantly-generate memes that everyone loves (thinking outside the box here).
No.4475
>>4425
>They're loved, but only used by adolescent redditors that do nothing but overuse them so that they're hated more than "Let the bodies hit the floor" in the early youtube days
The ability to use any video game hero's power I see fit, at any moment.
No.4494
>>4475
>You need to carry the console or PC that the game comes from along with the game and all the necessary peripherals.
I can make my waifu real
No.4495
>>4494
>She will become an actual 3D female and will have to be "swooned" as such, with no prior knowledge of being an animu character.
I can create any creature I've ever considered, and banish them at any moment
No.4504
>>4495
>Said creatures must be defined in excruciating detail (e.g., how they digest food) or they die immediately upon creation
I can arbitrarily change the temperature of objects by telling them to be a specific degree in Fahrenheit.
No.4506
>>4504
>You must count up to the degrees up from one.
I'm never thirsty and don't need to drink water.
No.4515
>>4506
>in place of water, your body cannot subsist without 8 tall glasses of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Romanee-Conti Grand Cru per day.
The ability to communicate back and forth with animal life.
No.4516
>>4515
>all animals ever do is insult non-animals, that being you
The ability to repair any object to peak condition, regardless of whether I have experience, parts, money, or software to do so.
No.4551
>>4516
>you will be too lazy to ever give a fuck about fixing anything
Ability to vibrate through walls and burrow underground
No.4569
>>4551
>You don't control when or where you vibrate, causing you to intermittently drop through the earth
Enhanced mental capacity, agility, and elasticity. Super genius, will be able to learn and understand anything.
No.4576
>>4569
So physical and mental elasticity. Very well.
As you age, the same thing that happens to a rubber band happens to you. You dry out, your skin stops healing and starts to crack horribly whenever you move it, and you gain a horrible case of dementia.
No.4739
>>4576
You're supposed to follow up with your own power proposal. Instead you broke the chain.
You have no refractory period, and you always have ejaculate in reserve.
No.4745
>>4292
You are aware of data passing through you. Not on the level of
>"oh, I can see that Carl is accessing Facebook through my wifi"
but on the level of
>the data connection being sent through you is a stream of 1s and 0s, and you hear the 1s as beeps.
I wish that I knew the objective truth, about everything.
No.4767
>>4745
It's hard to come up with anything to this, being punishing itself.
>Your head brain must grow several times the original size to store the information, breaking your neck from the weight.
Inhuman strength
>mfw this is not taken yet
>mfw I'm probably mentally equal to a 8 year old
No.4769
>>4767
Slight physical exertion causes your muscles to tear off your tendons and ligaments, your bones and skeleton tear apart from your own strength.
No.4838
>>4769
You broke the chain.
>I can close and reopen my ears at will, shutting out noise.
No.4845
>>2988
I wish I could believe you are from Sealand.
No.4905
>>4838
>Your ability to close them allowed you to mute everything you didn't want to hear as a child. As a result, you were always muting people and loud noises. Because of this, your hearing is oversensitive and you now have to close them to get through the noise of your day-to-day life. However, your ears relax and open when you fall asleep. You are forced to soundproof your room or be constantly woken by deafening whispers from the outside world.
The ability to fix broken objects by concentrating on them.
No.4951
>>4905
>You are an incredibly clumsy person who is always breaking things, meaning you have to take a good chunk of time out of your day concentrating only on the broken objects just to fix them.
The ability to speak objects into existence.
No.4962
>>4951
>You cannot control where in the universe the object appears, so the odds of this object appearing even on anywhere in the earth are slim.
I can change my johnson size at any time by thinking it.
No.4963
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>>4962
>You fall into the mental trap of worrying about making it too big and making it that big. You die of an aneurysm minutes after attaining your power.
You can walk through a doorway and come out any other doorway in the world.
No.4969
>>4963
>Whenever you walk through a doorway, you will always be walking out of a random other doorway, making each doorway a portal to the others
Ability to endure extreme temperatures
No.4982
>>4969
>but you're never quite comfortable.
You know the perfect thing to say in any situation.
No.5044
>>4982
>Always a stream of piss comes out of your mouth when you talk
Uncanny amount of charisma and charm.
No.5046
>>5044
>but you have no limbs and sit strapped in a wheelchair
The ability to enter any fiction world (Movies, Books, Games) and teleport back at will. Although once you teleport out you can never go back to the same place twice, and if you die in that world you die completey as in no waking up in normal reality.
No.5048
>>5046
>You are actually the figment and ruminations of an alcoholic comic writer with gender issues.
Innate capability
No.5052
>>3053
Made me lol so hard.
>>3132
Max duration is 1/10 of a second.
>>3908
You think everything is a lie.
>>4425 No flower is creepy, and sanity isn't quantifiable.
>>4494
Not a drawback. One word: backpack.
>>4739
You're hypersensetive and can't stop cumming; you die from dehydration.
>>5048 What?
Power: Uni-hemispheric sleep.
Max duration: 5 days.
Cooldown time: 8 hours.
No.5062
>>5052
The hemisphere of the brain that does not go to sleep instead just entirely shuts off, killing all brain activity in that area.
Power:
Ability to take any object and recreate it as any other object of equal mass, regardless of material.
No.5070
>>5062
The "objects" referred to can only be manipulated within the Java Runtime Environment.
The ability to learn anything in a matter of seconds.
No.5073
>>5070
>The more you learn the bigger your head gets, eventually resulting you unable to hold up the weight of your massive head crushing you.
The ability to turn invisible and then visible at will.
No.5074
>>5073
Will is always creeped out by you turning invisible at him.
Presidential Benefits: You wake up and you're suddenly the President of the United States
No.5080
>>5074
You're immediately impeached upon doing anything within your presidential power, as well as receiving any benefits that a President would receive such as protection and payment. This includes waking up in the bed provided.
The ability to summon up any kind of valuable currency, the objects summoned adapting to whatever fits your will and current market.
No.5082
Rampantly creating money from nothing causes deflation and eventually economic collapse.
The ability to instantly know the precise location of anyone or any specific object on Earth on demand.
No.5084
>>5082
The FBI is constantly asking you to help find criminals; your friends are constantly asking you to find their lost car keys.
The ability to run incredibly fast without tiring, being unable to stop, or disintegrating.
No.5087
"The ability to materialize everything, or everyone i imagine"
"Upon each summon, a nightmare might also summon, to haunt the user. Summoned individuals die if you cannot imagine em with each one of the organs they need to survive."
No.5112
You are able to understand every language and dialect in the world perfectly
No.5114
>>5112
But only when the speaker is describing the hot, steamy, sex they had with your mother last night.
You now have the ability to read other peoples' thoughts and peer into their memories.
No.5168
>>5114
But once you tap into their stream of thoughts and memories you can never shut it off and return to your previous single minded perspective
You can now 'download' a skill from someone just by looking at them.
e.g. You look at Tom Brady and instantly develop all his technical skills as QB
or you look at Eric Clapton and instantly develop all his guitar playing ability
etc.
No.5169
>>5168
>you download automatically and will eventually overdose on information
ability to eat metal
No.5181
>>5169
Eating metal will instantly turn your entire body, inside and out into whatever metal it is you just ate, killing you.
The ability to give life to any inanimate object you want, making it a sort-of golem.
No.5185
>>5181
>every time you bring something to life you lose a quarter of your lifespan
The ability to time travel at will
No.5199
>>5185
>Your age is relative to the year you were born. Leaving the bounds of your life will result in your death or unbirth.
The ability to speak any language, including the noises and gestures of animals.
No.5200
>>5199
>having been caught one time too many talking to cats and dogs you get taken away to a mental hospital where youspend the rest ofyourmiserable days
I have the ability to metamorph into anything i want and stillbe able to function mentaly as i'd normaly would
No.5213
>>5200 (checked)
>Morphing instantly strips you of your powers before you can finish the process, leaving you as a pile of deformed goo and killing you
The ability to control the emotions and urges of other people.
No.5245
>>5213
>You can't force people to love you but you can give them the urge to have sex with you.
People are aware that their emotions/urges are being controlled, the stronger the change in emotion, the more aware they are of the change (and they like/dislike it about as much as you'd expect). They don't know that it's you doing it, but if you're reckless then they can deduce that it's you.
After a while of having your powers, when your friends compliment you or tell you good things, you become insecure, wondering if they really mean it, or if you've somehow subconsciously affected their emotions, causing them to be more friendly to you than they normally would. Similarly, you start to wonder if the friends you've made since gaining the power are actually your friends or not. All your interactions are tainted with the uncertainty of whether or not you've altered this person's emotions.
You're aware that your mental health affects not only you, but indirectly everyone around you, since if you were to become suicidal, you might decide to make someone else feel suicidal. You can't use your power to affect your emotions/urges though, so you still have to struggle with self control. However considering the feedback loops that are possible with emotions, this is probably for the best.
You become the world's greatest wingman, although there are people out there who claim that if you give a girl the urge to have sex with you, it's tantamount to spiking her drink. You claim that Channing Tatum also gives girls the urge to have sex with him. This controversy doesn't affect your ability as a wingman, since you can make a girl feel safe anyway.
Since, with your powers, no girl is out of your league, the real challenge is getting a meaningful relationship. You can't force a girl to love you, because you become acutely aware that it's not real. However you're not restricted to dating sane girls, since some types of crazy can be cured by changes to emotions/urges, and while initially the changes have their origin from your powers, after a while the emotions of your "patient" start to naturally level out, and the craziness decreases.
Sex with you is amazing, you can give a girl an orgasm since ecstasy is an emotion too. This has led many to believe that your johnson is 2 inches longer than it actually is. Sometimes you like to give checkout chicks the feeling of sexual bliss as you purchase your groceries. It's fun for you to watch them squirm as they scan your items. You don't have any issues with groups of people ganging up on you since on a good day, you can make them feel friendly towards you, and on a bad day, you give them crippling fear. Some of them develop PTSD due to this crippling fear, but you don't find out about it since those people avoid you at all costs afterwards.
>I want the ability to make a drawing become real
No.5256
>>5245
>Making objects real does not mean that they are useful
>If you draw a sword, but do a poor job, it's brittle and dull
>If you draw a tank, but don't include enough detail, it is inoperable due to missing parts and having things set at wrong angles
>Drawing a living being means that they will be subjected to indescribable agony as they die from incorrect muscle orientation and misplaced organs due to Insufficient detail on your part
The power to speak with the spirits of the deceased.