No.402275
Tsundere Ojisan fights people
No.402276
Gosh it's another of those heart melting short.
I love it.
No.402285
No.402317
He is so innocent, and she is so not.
No.402336
The art style looks horrible.
No.402390
I mean it has potential, but the whole age thing is weird.
I mean ehh can you maybe get about 10 years younger so it isn't so creepy?
No.402398
>>402275
that was kinda cute and funny.
although admittedly I'm only watching it since like nothing else from this season has premiered yet
No.402404
>>402398
It's kind of sad that Japanese people need to be told to reproduce by cartoons.
I would be more than happy to travel over and help them increase their birthrates if they so desired.
No.402423
>>402404
It's the economics behind the issue
Japan has had a more or less stagnant economy for the past 25-30 years with jobs no longer being as stable as they used to be
When that happens, especially over a long period of time, people stop having kids due to how expensive kids are. There's also issues with women's expectations not adapting to the changes in the economy, so they still want a salaryman with a guaranteed life job
No.402463
No.402467
>>402404
>racemixing
If they truly wanted that, they'd be importing mohammeds like the west is.
No.402478
>>402467
Shinzo Abe single-handedly wrote, directed and drew every frame of this show, in order to get the otakus to go outside and procreate.
Good thing that you outsmarted them with your incredible intelligence, anon.
No.402489
Ojisan has truly patrician taste when it comes to snack food. Now I want to gorge myself on marshmallows.
No.402504
>>402317
I hope this becomes a thing in Nipland. The world needs more shows like Ore Monogatari.
No.402533
This was cute, i'm all in for the girl being straightforward to want the MC.
No idea why fatdad doesn't want to tho.
No.402543
>>402390
>I mean ehh can you maybe get about 10 years younger so it isn't so creepy?
What are you a woman? It's every neets dream to be a fat ojisan, simple in his manners, simple in his pleasures, who catches the attention of a moderately attractive young woman who inexplicably finds his doltishness endearing.
>>402533
> No idea why fatdad doesn't want to tho.
Two possibilities
1) He doesn't believe in himself so by default is unable to detect the advances of any woman
2) He knows full well how much the ladies want his dong but his long and seasoned life as an expert heartbreaker combined with the flourishing of paternal instincts that can only come with advancing age in a man has made him chose to ignore her advances so as to protect her from the innevitable sorrow of having to deal with the fact that though she may ride the marshmallow, she will never tame the marshemallow
No.402550
>>402543
>What are you a woman? It's every neets dream to be a fat ojisan, simple in his manners, simple in his pleasures, who catches the attention of a moderately attractive young woman who inexplicably finds his doltishness endearing.
I was talking about the woman you fucking mong.
No.402619
>>402543
>though she may ride the marshmallow, she will never tame the marshmallow
10/10
No.402743
Is this another one of those government-funded "Go get married and have kids!" anime?
Cause if this is their dastardly way of making me like old OL, then it's working.
No.403125
No.403127
>>403125
It's a metaphorical representation of your weenus.
No.403128
>>403125
Not a lot of money left over from paying pensions for the Japanese government to invest in their
>Start fucking and making children to pay our pensions
Propaganda budget.
No.403144
>>403128
>tfw can't truly help as not Yamato.
Oh well, if they must miscengate with anyone, it may as well be one of the Germanic tribes.
No.403897
Why the fuck does she like this fat fuck? Sure, he'd be fun to have a few beers with, or go run (morel like walk) around Tokyo with, but she actually wants to have his babies. She is seriously messed up in the head.
And I will keep watching this, 7/10 first episode.
No.405515
Shit's getting lewd. Now with cooking lessons included.
No.405517
>>403897
She sees financial security in him. He would be an easy catch.
No.405529
>>403897
Oyaji-con.
It is actually less rare then you think, "Men age like wine." and all that jazz, Lacking a strong father figure when growing up is often thought to be a cause (See Faggots and how common dad-bear fetish and relation to being raised by a single parent or otherwise absent father figure.)
No.405530
so, why does this slut want to fuck this fatty?
No.405532
>>402467
being bred by superior aryan's is different than fucking shitskins
No.405535
>>403897
maybe she wants to fuck a chad, but whats a fat fuck who want go anywhere to raise the baby
No.405546
>>402404
This situation is creating a vicious cycle. Old people spend less and keep saving up their money in the banks. Money inside banks that isn't getting spent anytime soon is out of the economy for all intents and purposes. This causes a deflation, a slow but stead increase in the value of the currency. This however makes it a viable choice to spend less money and wait longer with big purchases, since increasing money value means that things get cheaper the longer you wait. This leads to economic stagnation, which in turn leads to lower birth rates, since even deflation can't make up for the instability of the market and the insecurity of workers. Money increasing in value, population increasing in age, economy and population shrinking in size. Basically, everything sucks.
>>402467
>/pol/
get out
No.405568
>>403897
>>405530
>Applying 3D logic to 2D
She wants him to roast her marshmallow and that's all we need to know.
No.405596
No.405669
I remembered that we can just post entire episodes here.
No.405674
>>405671
> a moderately attractive co-worker will never inexplicably start barking in your face while your on the phone with your boss
why live?
No.405706
>a fat middle aged man is the MC of a potential Harem Anime
The Anime industry used to cater to young teenage Japanese boys, but now they've stepped the game up and are pandering to Anime's actual audience who are actually fat man children who are over 30 and this is to try and convince themselves that they are secretly Kawai
Other than that quality chinese cartoon
No.405709
>>405706
>Harem Anime
Oh god it's going to be haremshit?
No.405711
>you will never have a cute fat husbando to feed marshmallows to
No.405726
Do we even have some kind of proof for this supposed government sponsoring on short anime made to encourage babies?
I like cute shit as much as the next guy but the 3d world creeping his way into it bothers me.
No.405729
why doesn't she just say that she wants his dick instead of taunting him with marshmellows
inb4 'because then there wouldn't be a show'
No.405739
>>405729
Maybe she doesn't want to come off as a whore.
No.405743
>>405546
>get out
Get triggered faggot.
No.405746
>>405739
She should accept herself for who she is.
And then she should stick a dozen marshmellows up her vagina and tell Ojisan to suck them out.
No.405758
>>403897
>She is seriously messed up in the head.
my inner monologue if I even suspect a woman is making advances at me.
No.405847
No.405853
>>405706
They're catering to the same people.
No.406042
>>402543
>though she may ride the marshmallow, she will never tame the marshemallow
Like the fog clearing, I have been shown enlightenment.
No.406045
If this is a plot to make Japanese boys want to impregnate then the Japanese government is even more incompetent than the American one.
All this does is feed into the typical "Savior Complex" (I.e., I don't have to do anything for "she" will just pop in and save me from my loneliness! Newsflash: that only happens to grills) since mr. fat fuck isn't lifting a finger.
If they really wanted to inspire boys to become men, they'd make shows full of the kinds of brutally honest male-female sexual dynamics that'd just make everyone knee-jerk MRA/PUA FAGGOTRY NNNNNOOOOOOO.
No.406163
>>406045
Nah, this is just a ad for marshmallows.
No.406183
>>406045
Nah, if anything we either get utter vaginal tidal wave desvastation beast sweat on the girl porn, similar to that one video of that nigger rapper who was so lonely on his birthday after getting that award pounding that one girl on the camera something fierce.
Or horrific bara marshmellow held tight by his anus porn. and hairy chest molestation.
No.406205
>>403897
You don't hang around IRL women much, do you ?
No.406207
>>406205
Why would anyone?
No.406218
>>406205
Not as often as I'd like, but I do know I've never once in my life seen a moderately-attractive woman with an obese fuck. Or even a mildly-attractive / average one.
Hell, seven or eight times out of ten I see a fat chick with a skinny guy. Never, ever the other way around. And they bitch at us for not "loving them for who they are"... [/r9k]
No.406219
>>405739
>Maybe she doesn't want to come off as a whore.
Intentionally saying all that shit right "in front" of his boss, letting him worry about his underlings violating their fraternization policy.
..or is such a policy only a murrikan thing?
No.406227
>>406219
There are no policies in anime, even less in a short.
No.406236
No.406304
>>406279
>>406281
Wow, someone here is out of place. Nothing good comes out of 3D. Away with you, trespasser.
No.406306
>>406045
>they'd make shows full of the kinds of brutally honest male-female sexual dynamics
Japanese men know this, which is why they decided to forget about women.
No.408540
>>406218
>I've never once in my life seen a moderately-attractive woman with an obese fuck.
so you've never left your house? there's two types of fat fucks I've seen that get hot girls. there's the fat fuck with money, which is easy mode. then there's the "player"; he's the arrogant dick, he knows how to spot low self-esteem or intelligence, and exploit it. this guy doesn't waste time trying to "win her over", instead he convinces her she doesn't deserve someone better (and let's face it, she probably doesn't).
No.408575
>>406205
You're right, I really don't. >>406207 has the right idea.
No.409135
>>408575
I have lots of male friends but i can count the number of female friends that I actually like to any capacity on one hand.
Women are manipulative, crazy, and i cant stand most of them.
No.409136
>>409135
Three
Three women in 41 years and one is dead and another is my mother. Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
No.409193
>>405739
>Makes sex noises in the background while he's on the phone
>Maybe she doesn't want to come off as a slut
She's the best kind of slut, one that craves for only one dick. She also probably finds it fun to tease him like that.
No.409287
>>409193
>She also probably finds it fun to tease him like that.
She came across as an enormously huggable dork doing all that.
Too bad she'll get bored of hum the moment he returns her advances
No.409573
>He finally got to eat his marshmallow
Dreams come true.
No.409850
That was as disgusting as it was heart-warming.
No.410125
This is a conspiracy by lonely virgin animators to make female anime watchers want fat guys!!
No.410127
>>410125
That's what they want you to believe. In reality it's nothing but a scheme to promote the sale of marshmallows! How terrifying.
No.410128
>>402504
Yeah because in Ore Monogatari the girl was a filthy whore because she wanted to hold hands
No.410131
>>410128
Only Takeo was pure.
No.410364
>>402504
>Ore Monogatari
muh nigga
season 2 when
No.410436
>>409846
Her ass is almost as big as his!
No.410488
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>>409846
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLE….png
No.411271
>>405671
He didnt choose the marshmallow game, the game chose him
No.411319
No.411413
>>410488
Thanks, jewboob, for enabling so much sperglording for the sake of le ebin maymay "komedi".
No.412482
So she lives with her brother. How old is she supposed to be?
No.412666
>>412482
You don't know much about Japan or its culture, do you?
No.413947
Oji-san confirmed for magical fairy of marshmallows.
Shows are so much better with lolis and shotas. They should've just made the show about a loli and a shota eating marshmallows in schools.
No.413949
I liked it but got the feeling it was a three part ad for a marshmallow company.
No.414228
>>402275
TABEKKO-HU ACKBAR
No.414234
>>414228
Marshmallow industry a terrorist?
No.414416
>>413947
Is it just me or is every episode shorter than the last.
Do you think in the future all product placement will be replaced by 3-7 minute anime ads?
No.414435
>>414228
Is he going skiing? I appreciate OC, but not out of context references, that's what makes fun thing stop being fun, the subs only make worse to get the finger reference.
No.414464
They really saved on the animation budget this episode!
No.415192
>>406205
Where do you think we are?
No.415199
>>405726
Does it matter? Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai was fantastic, government sponsored or not.
Infact it may have been fantasitc BECAUSE it was government sponsored. You see there are topics that regular Anime usually just don't get to. Romance Anime rarely have them go all the way, get married, have sex regularly, and have children -- and if they do it's very abridged or happens in time skips.
>the 3d world creeping his way into it bothers me
Anon, what is 2D? 2D is perfection. 2D is love. 2D is life. 2D is the embodiment of all that is good in the world. Indeed 2D is 3D with the sinful 3rd dimension removed!
Do you really think anybody's relationship in the 3DPD world is as idyllic and heart warming as in Danna? Do you really think anybody's relationship in the work place is as fun as in Ojisan? LIKE HELL IT IS!
No.418481
>24
No wonder she's desperate, she only has one more year before expiration date.
No.418773
Why the hell am I so eager for the next in a series of 3-minute marshmallow commercials?
No.418963
>>418773
Well I want to know if the marshmallow is tamable
No.419051
>Overtime alone
>Drunk OL who wants your dick comes back and makes obvious passes at you
Fucking Hige-san. Should have been putting that baby in her all night long.
Would have been paid for it, too.
No.419450
It was my 45th birthday the other day.
I declare anime's "Moe" era over.
No.419479
>>419450
How do I not end up like you?
No.419481
>>419051
>tfw last time some girl was making obvious passes at me IRL, like really acting horny and asking me to touch her and stuff, I decided to throw caution to the wind and go for it, and I was wrong
>she wasn't interested in me specifically, just being a slut, and immediately regretted her decision to act that way towards me as soon as I acknowledged her
It's like that early Always Sunny episode where Dee first ruined Cricket's life by saying all that shit about loving him because she felt secure in the assumption he wouldn't act on it.
2D for life
No.419492
>>419479
Never stop loving moe
No.420401
A discovery has been made...
There is zero rule34 of the Marshmallow.
No.420404
>>420401
you just jinxed it.
No.420511
>>420401
I bet they'll draw Oji-san fucking a giant marshmallow before the girl.
No.420531
No.420684
No.420755
I've only watched the first episode, and I've decided this show is this season's Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken.
It's pure perfection. Was it made by the same people?
No.420896
Those bitches think they're so clever, using a blow torch to "grill" a marshmallow.
I FUCKING DID THAT YEARS AGO!! Granted it was over the stove, but I used a fork! YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
No.420919
>>420896
A cute girl (well, one of them) proudly makes you a marshmallow toastie
...you would eat it quite happily.
No.420925
>>420919
Well yes but, but, SHUT UP!
No.420964
>>420401
Jesus, even Deviantart could do better. That's "ten seconds in MS Paint" tier.
No.421053
I feel like the episode with the marshmallow factory was an allegory for adults going to kids/youth events, looking out of place and all. But they appreciate it if you keep it to yourself, act civilized and not like a creepy fuck in the meet n' greets and shit like that. That picture with the horrified idols always makes me laugh, and how terrible was the event with the AKB girl that some dude wanted to chop off her hand.
Talking about idols, why did Wake Up Girls not take off? Too preachy? Hit too close to home? I wanted doujins of them when they had to hang out with old dudes while the girls wore bikinis, dammit.
No.421146
>>421053
Age is just a number.
No.421150
>>420401
>all this bad art
I thought nips were about honor and shit
what happened
No.422704
I don't even know where this is going anymore.
No.422711
My sides are now the consistency of fried marshmallow.
No.422717
>>405674
I just don't know anymore.
No.422760
Is this the same studio as Space Bros? I didn't notice until the brother showed up.
No.422772
I'm on a shitty phone speaker, is it Sugita or are my ears playing a little trick on me?
No.422921
>>422704
>you will never phone the kacho and yell 'penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis'
No.422948
what in the god damn fuck
i...i just wanted to watch a cute show about marshmallows
No.422979
No.426674
No.427009
>3:30 minute episodes
>30 seconds of it is a shitty ED and 1 minute of 3DPD bitches in aprons
No.427011
>>419450
Then what the hell era are we in now, gramps?!
No.427012
>>427009
>3DPD
Lol fuck I'm glad I didn't pick this shit up.
No.427058
>>427012
I'm complaining that instead of more marshmallow goodness and big guy shenanigans the authors decided to feature a pair of 'cuties' in aprons teaching recipes for a whole minute. The show is nice, but that whole segment cut have been cut without any problems.
No.427060
>>427058
Yeah, would have been better as web content I think
No.427061
>>427058
>>427060
i just dont watch the 3dpd.
No.427071
>>427061
I didn't even know there was a 3dpd part unilt episode 3 because i accidentally watched the ED
I think my mouse was on the other side of the room at the time and I was too lazy to get up and skip it
I fucking hate EDs and OPs. I've already seen it! I know what's going to happen!
No.427117
>>427009
I'm pretty sure they write a script and give whatever time is left over to the 3DPD segment. The time it's given varies wildly (the last one was 10 seconds) and it often doesn't appear at all.
No.427127
>new girl
Who will win the Oji-san bowl?
No.427130
>>427127
Was it just my subs or did marshmallow-chan talk like an inbred hick?
No.427131
>>427127
Wakabayashi best girl
No.427132
>>427130
>can't tell from the voice acting
you don't even need to know Japanese
No.427419
>>427127
The new ED got me thinking about that thick OL.
No.427769
>>427127
>Hanazawa playing a big girl
>Hanazawa playing a big country girl
No.427955
if hige doesn't go for the fat titties i will kill myself
titties = human marshmallows
No.427980
What I find more unbelievable than a fat guy who loves marshmallows with 2 love interests is the idea of women working in a web/tech company.
No.427983
>>427980
Web design is total casual shit, it's not that uncommon for women to work in the field. Art school graduates tend to end up working there producing the graphics for the pages.
No.428005
>>427983
Is web design even in demand in Japan? Half of the Japanese websites I've seen look like they're from the 90s.
No.428015
>>428005
regardless of how shitty they are, someone's still gotta make them, so yes. maybe nip web designers are just running the greatest racket ever, doing fuckall work for good pay.
No.428944
>>427127
So, Hotaru returned to the city and is now into fat guys? Poor Koma-chan.
No.429000
>>428944
She also picked a hick accent along the way.
No.429011
>>429000
Well, she's DID live on the countryside for some years.
No.430626
>Plump-chan already forgotten
Oh well, at least the marshmallow dream lives on.
No.430629
>mfw that ending
You did it Hige-san.
No.430637
Is this the end of Hige-san?
Find out in three minutes!
No.430647
>tfw no abusive older sister
No.430851
>>430647
>tfw no fat co-worker who will do all your work for you if you get him a bag of marshmallows
No.434028
Wabayashi confirmed best girl, Plump confirmed expired.
No.434035
>>434028
>christmas cake
>best girl
No.434036
>>434035
Oh yeah I forgot they're both cakes.
No.434056
>>434028
>30
>Fat
>Single
>No kids
Complete trash. Only good as a human toilet now.
No.434172
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>>434056
I'm okay with all of those (>implying she's fat) but acting like a child when you're 30 is pathetic. Nobody likes a Christmas cake that tries to disguise itself as a late December birthday cake.
No.434178
>>434028
I really don´t like how she tried to use underhanded methods and pulled otouto-kun into the fray. I switch my vote from marshmallow girl to Wabayashi.
No.434188
>>427131
*respectfully tips cap*
No.434192
>she's 30
>and claims to be 25
so she's a christmas cake no matter how you slice it
No.437660
>all this plot
Other shows stretch this much out to half a season, here it's 3 minutes
No.437661
>>434192
She's also dating the boss!?, so probably misses out on cake status
No.437714
It all comes tumbling down
There is no hope, dreams are meant to be broken.
I'm glad for Ojisan though
No.437735
>>437714
>black hair
>black hair
>daughter has not black hair
i'm calling bullshit
No.437741
>>437735
Sometimes kids' hair darken as they grow, it's not that rare.
No.437787
>>437735
>blue eyes
>blue eyes
Hige-san is just a father figure
No.437821
>>437714
If that were truly his daughter then the wife would act bitter, as they're clearly not living together. He's probably the uncle or something like that.
>>437741
I sense cuckoldry in your future.
No.437849
>>437821
I had blonde hair as a kid, at 22 its light brown
No.437916
>>437714
Oh fuck, an ex-wife? And marshmallow girl was already dating the president too? What a slut.
No.438016
>>437714
It is obvious that Hige is unrelated and is just a adoptive fatherfigure since he is goddamn saint.
The Marshmallow can still be won!
No.438020
GJ, Wakabayashi. Tell that whore to fuck right off.
Why doesn't Hige have custody of the kid? Japan doesn't make broken families by letting kids go to single mothers, unless the dad is a real piece of shit. Hige is not a piece of shit.
No.438176
>>437714
THE PLOT THICKENS, LIKE MARSHMALLOW
No.441355
No.441373
>it's an onsen episode
>it's an "ignore the cliffhanger and pretend it didn't happen" episode
No.441416
>>441373
I expected Wakabayashi to be at least a little depressed.
No.441430
>>441373
>>441416
I guess the show is dedicated to remaining episodic and formulaic. They won't address it because it doesn't matter, and it won't cause Wakabayashi to alter her attitude any, since she's a static character in a static situation.
No matter what.
No.441542
>>441373
Wakabayashi looked pretty dejected at the start of the episode
No.441568
>>441373
It will be all resolved in the last episode, don´t worry.
No.443698
>>441373
Marshmallow has humped the shark.