No.416945
No.416946
No.416947
As a straight male, what should I expect?
No.416950
>>416947
A good comedy show.
No.416952
>>416947
Don't worry about fujoshis and enjoy the humor when it's good
No.416978
>>416952
Too much of the comedy hits too close to home to be enjoyed.
No.416990
why do they all look the same?
No.417004
>>416990
They're sextuplets.
No seriously.
No.417102
>>416990
>>417004
The also all have different Seiyuus instead of doing the cheap thing and using one.
No.417110
If they revived Osomatsu-kun, they have no excuse not to revive Dokonjo Gaeru.
No.417157
Another week, another portion of my sides gone.
No.417237
I'll have to look into webms so I can do this scene justice
No.417239
Great comedy, surprisingly good direction when it comes to non-comedy bits. Remember to backup the first episode because it's gone.
No.417274
>>416947
an okay comedy with an
AWFUL
fanbase.
No.417395
Foreverially tied up Osomatsu and foreverially tied up Jyushimatsu with permanent cup ramen tongue and loving it
No.417862
Looks like episode1 indeed went into the trash.
No.418322
>>417274
How awful we talking?
No.418330
No.418407
>>417862
It's in my drive though. In some years I'll sell it as the lost Ososmatsu episode.
No.418448
So what do Fujoshi even see in this show?
While watching it, I don't get the feeling that this shit is gay. Except maybe during the lotion skit All I see is a pretty good comedy. How the hell do they go from 6 average looking NEETs doing average NEET things to gay shit?
No.418455
>>418448
Thats what Fujoshis do. They make up romance where there is none.
No.418460
>>418448
Wherever there are more 2 men or more, fujoshis will arise.
No.418485
>>418448
They're identical brothers who look like giant babies and bath naked together, of course the fujoshits are going to gay it all up.
No.418544
>>417862
To be fair, the episode would've been decent if they cut out about 80% of the bishounen shit. It would've been funny if it was part of a montage, like "how do we reach this new audience? pander to X!" and weaved through genres and styles like Too Many Cooks.
No.418608
WHERE IS NYAN-CHAN! I DEMAND MORE NYAN-CHAN!
>>418448
Fujoshi goggles are insane dude.
Guy is friends with guy? They want to fuck.
Guy hate guy? They want to fuck.
Guy is entirely indifferent to guy and they barely interact?
You better believe they want to fuck.
I've even had it in real life where fujoshits asked my best friend and I if we were a gay couple. It was completely bizarre to me because neither of us were effeminate or affectionate with each other. We were just two nerds talking about world of warcraft for hours on end.
No.418609
>>418608
There's something I noticed about fujoshi. It seems like absolutely none of them understand the difference between 2D and 3DPD. Maybe it's a female tendency, but they think that the 3DPD world must be exactly like the 2D world. They're always the worst offenders when it comes to trying to act "Anime" in real life, or cosplaying, or assuming all of their male friends are gay.
And they don't understand it when you try to explain that 3DPD is PD.
>you mean you don't imagine all of your female friends are lesbians??!?
DO NOT TAINT THE PURITY OF YURI WITH YOUR PIG DISGUSTING DIMENSION WOMAN.
I also believe this is why there are more female child molesters than males.
No.418610
>>418253
I'm so fucked up.
No.418627
>>418609
you got a source that that. I find a hard time believing that is all and just curious
No.418635
>>418448
At first I agreed, but then I couldn't help but feel the same way a normalfag does when he sees anime nerds falling in love with cartoons. I am a normalfag of fujoshit mentality.
No.418638
>>418608
Nyan-chan is going to be found in a ditch somewhere in episode 20 after it's revealed that Totoko had a fit of jealously after episode 2.
No.418669
>>418609
I figured that was good, old-fashioned autism at work. And it should be self-evident why they don't think 3D is PD.
No.418671
>>418448
>So what do Fujoshi even see in this show?
Grills put personality over appearance.
No.418687
>>418671
So you're saying the entire cast are all faggots?
No.418920
>>418638
Do not say such things.
No.419334
>>418920
Totoko can't win. Cats eat fish.
No.420580
You almost feel like an idiot not noticing the same gag in so many places until you understand what it is.
No.420588
>>420580
There's an awful lack of Iyami this season. I think the most we got was during the lotion skit.
No.420990
>>420588
At least with the recent episode of Iyami Kart more characters finally got screentime, even if they were in the background.
And it's more of what I wanted from Osomatsu San instead of gay shit
No.421003
Fuck this episode was amazing, by far one the best single episodes I've seen in a long time.
No.421078
Damn, this one could have worked as final episode. Iyami ultimate form was something.
Lot of references.
>>421003
That feel when someone bothered to translate all that shit and it was shown for less than a second.
>>418608
Happy she appeared this week?
No.421091
>>421078
From the title of the episode I expected Iyami to drop an asteroid or something but I guess one reference to that was enough.
No.421093
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Osomatsu
Available work days: 3 days a week
Desired monthly salary: ∞
Skills: Horse race betting, Pachinko
What occupation are you looking for: Big charismatic legend
PR (Public Relations*): [Type of occupation] I wish to leave for work at 11 AM, and come back home at 3 PM.
[Your future goals] I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE PLAYING AROUND
*This part is the area where you sell yourself to the company
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Karamatsu
Available work days: FOREVER 5 days a week
Desired monthly salary: AN AMOUNT THAT CORRESPONDS TO MY WORTH 200,000-300,000 yen
Skills: I’VE GAINED ALL THAT IS NECESSARY Nothing in particular
What occupation are you looking for: SILENCE AND SOLITUDE Office work
PR: [Type of occupation] NO ONE CAN STOP A WARRIOR I will do my best, no matter what type of work is given to me
[Your future goals] LOVE AND PEACE I want to live peacefully with my family
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Choromatsu
Available work days: 5 days a week
Desired monthly salary: 200,000 yen
Skills: Kanji proficiency level 6, English proficiency level 6 (*The number indicates a very low level)
What occupation are you looking for: Businessman
PR: [Type of occupation] I would like something that has all aspects of social insurance and includes a good welfare program.
[Your future goals] I wish to live independently, have my own family, and serve society. Please look upon me favorably!
No.421095
>>421093
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Ichimatsu
Available work days: None in particular ฅ
Desired monthly salary: Nothing in particular ฅฅ
Skills: Cat proficiency level 2 ฅฅฅ (*The number indicates a high level)
What occupation are you looking for: CAT ฅ
PR: [Type of occupation] Nothing in particular ฅ
[Your future goals] Nothing in particular ฅฅ
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Jyushimatsu
Available work days:
Desired monthly salary: BASEBALL
Skills:
What occupation are you looking for:
PR: [Type of occupation] ANYTHING FUN WOULD BE GOOD
[Your future goals]
JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Todomatsu
Available work days: 4 days a week
Desired monthly salary: 1 million yen
Skills: English proficiency, Japanese proficiency
What occupation are you looking for: IF I CAN EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS WITH THE FEMALE STAFF♡ then I’ll do anything
PR: [Type of occupation] Any place where I can work my smile would be A-OK ♡
[Your future goals] I want to go up to the highest rank possible, even if it means doing whatever it takes ☆
No.421121
>>421093
>>421095
Which Osomatsu wud u hire?
No.421129
>ME IS NOW THE PROTAGONIST
>OP comes on right after
>it isn't changed at all to include Iyami
Platinum mad.
No.421132
>>420580
Oh shit nigger, we've gone full circle with the references.
Unless that sign is a common thing to hold up after pranks, and I'm just an idiot.
No.421157
>>421129
Same here. I expected six versions of Iyami running.
No.421158
Phenomenal episode. I reckon it was the best so far.
I just hope next week's OP has changed accordingly.
No.421162
>>421121
Choromatsu, no contest. He might masturbate during his break though.
No.421444
Okay pardon me. What does this mean?
No.421465
>>421444
14 is read as Jyuushi. As in Jyuushimatsu.
He gave her his armband, which she now wears instead of the bandages from her failed suicide attempt.
Jyuushi gave her the will to live again, but because they have to be separated, she kept the armband to be reminded of him.
No.421939
No.422207
I was loosing hope about this anime because the last few episodes were pretty 'eh'.
This last one was an 11/10.
No.422227
>>422216
Holy shit, even the friends from the cafe Totty worked at.
They really have a good attention to detail.
No.422239
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>>422216
I see Nyan-chan. If only she had won the race.
No.422242
Wacky races are always so fun.
No.422254
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No.422267
>>422216
Sanematsu best boy.
No.422681
Would've liked to seen a Showa-era sextuplet cart.
>>421128
I think that's supposed to be Chibita's father.
No.422683
>>422681
Anime was so much better back then.
No.423593
best episode in the entire series
Does that mean Whatshisface will seriously star as the protagonist next episode?
No.423788
>>423593
He's not a shithead like Osomatsu-san, he'll probably hand over the anime to the sextuplets again.
No.423851
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No.423852
>>423851
I'll take Karamatsu and Jyushimatsu to replace them in joshimatsu
No.424902
I still can't tell them apart.
I know Jyushimatsu is the "Massuru Massuru" guy who always has his mouth open, and Karamatsu is the cool one, but apart from that they are just too similar.
What's special about the other matsus?
No.424903
>>424902
Ah yes, and Ichimatsu is the depressed one, plus there's one who's a bit too much into cats.
But that's all I can see.
No.424911
No.424912
>>424902
The one with the tiny mouth is Todomatsu, and the one left over is Osomatsu, who doesn't get a personality
No.424938
>>424903
>plus there's one who's a bit too much into cats
There is literally nothing wrong with liking cats.
No.424953
>>424902
>>424912
It isn't that hard if you watch a few episodes. I can tell them apart already, even tough I can't exactly remember their names.
Using this picture for reference, since it seems to be the default clothing when they're alone...
Pink: He's always trying to be sly, how do you miss him?
Yellow: Huge mouth, always overactive. Seems to friends with purple.
Purple: Messy hair. Likes cats. Friend with yellow.
Green: I can't tell him form red.
Blue: Wears that leather jacket or whatever it was, tries to act cool.
Red: "Oldest brother". I can't tell him apart form green.
No.424962
>>423851
Well, since you posted it.
No.424972
>>424966
We need more Nya-chan.
No.424973
>>424962
>Attaching garters to panties.
Well, it fits Ichi's trying to be cool and completely and utterly failing thing, so i won't be too angry.
No.424995
>>424972
Preach it brother.
No.425044
>>424953
I guess Green sounds like the Monogatari or Zetsubou Sensei MC. He's also a complete otaku and the more responsible one.
>>424966
I wonder how Fappymatsu would react to getting NTRd by Ichimatsu.
No.425045
No.425055
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>>424973
You're talking about Karamatsu
No.425060
>>425044
It would leave him in despair.
No.425911
>Dekapan-sensei was portrayed as either a doctor, God, or otherwise wise person/mentor in Osomatsu-kun, despite his appearance
>Dekapan is a dumb old man in Osomatsu-san
This feels wrong somehow. He doesn't deserve that.
No.425980
I liked the Edo-period stuff. Wasn't a fan of the "self-awareness" thing. Hell, it didn't even make a lot of sense. Is it some unique Nip concept? Like some cross between ego and not realizing how much of a sperg you are?
No.426009
>>425980
I wonder if some NEET way over in Japan was laughing so hard at that skit, acting like he was dying.
Everything else about the episode was pretty good though. This and the last episode almost made up for everything else, especially the fujoshit pandering.
No.426076
>>425911
He's still an amazing scientist that makes shit like pills that make animals talk or temporary gender-swapping.
No.426113
>>425980
Comedy revolving around lack of self-awareness isn't a Japanese-only concept.
No.426405
>>425836
I love the little touches they've constantly put on the ED for the whole series, especially this episode with the proper credits for the Hijirisawa heptadecuplets and completely redone lyrics that I think extend the self-awareness skit.
No.426513
>>426405
Both the new OP and ED are great and I watch them every time.
No.426564
>>417110
ah yes,used to watch this as a kid
No.426591
No.426662
>>425044
>sounds like
I'm 100% sure that he is. It's the only way I can tell him apart from the others because his voice just stands out that much for me. It's much easier to tell them apart when all I can hear is Araragi.
No.426966
>>417097
I had no idea SHEEEEEE was referenced in so many things until I began watching this show
Pic related
No.427329
>>425980
The "self awareness" bit was probably about how pitiful somebody knowing they suck, but has no idea to actually fix themselves (networking by giving hugs instead of being helpful, being picky about women you haven't even talked to, pretending to look busy). It was like the Japanese version of the South Park episode about "smug".
>>424938
>mfw this will never be mentioned in any episodes this season
No.429097
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is pretty hilarious.
No.429102
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No.429484
What was the meat Hatabou was using?
And why does Karamatsu's fashion sense get worse as time goes on?
No.429513
Plenty of SHEEEEEs this episode, I am pleased.
>>429484
Minced ass meat.
No.429551
>>429484
The meat was his former employees, I think.
No.429901
Ironically, this episode seemed especially unfunny to me. I've already forgotten half of the bits and I just finished it. At least it wasn't more fujoshit.
No.429902
>>429901
Yeah I felt that way too. The comedy school sketch went on wayyy too long.
No.431355
>>417395
Just posting to let you know that I understood and appreciated that reference, anon.
Thanks for bringing the nightmares back, faggot
No.432666
>>429551
Wow, you don't fuck with him. But at least, human meat is the tastiest.
No.432674
>>429513
>Plenty of SHEEEEEs
No.432766
>mahjong episode
I don't understand that. I can't relate.
No.432773
>>432766 (checked)
I understood that episode.
No.432852
>>432829
Totty has the best reactions.
No.432874
>>416945
>>416946
>>417274
>>418330
>>418608
To be fair they are kinda catering to Fujoshis. The gender bending episode, the numerous references to shojo and shounen-ai titles, and the awful God awful idol episodes. You can't get mad at the fanbase if the show is trying to attract those girls.
There is only one true romance in this show.
No.432875
>>432874
I'd give her my MUSCLE HUSTLE if you know what I mean
No.432876
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No.432879
>>432876
He really is the best boy. The others are fun, but they kind of just exist to set up his stories and jokes.
No.432881
>>432874
I also liked Chibita's flower romance.
No.432882
>>432881
what about kara's flower romance?
No.432883
>>418330
I mean the cosplay thing isn't that bad. You can grab any six random nips since they all look the same.
It's the other part that is rotten.
No.432885
>>432879
Agree 100%
>>432881
I haven't got that far yet. Sounds like a good episode though. I found this pic. Just adorable.
No.433032
>>432829
RIP in peace Kamimatsu.
No.433134
>no Kamimatsu ED
I'm a little disappointed.
No.436518
The latter half saved the episode, the Final SHEEEEEH is too strong.
No.436527
The Rie always voices the best characters.
No.436670
>>436518
The scene of the mixer had me in stitches.
No.437470
No.437504
juicy confirmed for no ass
those poor fujoshits
No.440242
This episode was fucking great.
No.440319
>>440317
Living with more than 3 siblings is like that
No.440343
>>440242
The episode felt longer than usual, it was great.
No.440387
Why must Osomatsu san end? It's getting so fucking good, especially the Dayon romance in this episode.
No.440437
Took these while watching The Team Fight, is there no end?
No.440448
>>440242
>you will never be a Dayon tribesman
No.440450
>>440437
Which episode number is that?
No.440452
No.440455
>>440452
Nice. I'm gonna have to clear some space and batch download these before Jewtube fucks it up.
No.440460
>>440455
Good idea
If my PC wasn't fucked I'd do the same
No.441428
>>440815
>Osomatsu-kun outfits
I'll take twenty of each.
No.441439
>>440815
Finally, a figma I can buy by the six pack.
No.441477
No.443460
I though they were going to end the last episode with pure side demolition, but it seems they're going for a serious ending. I hope the Jyushimatsu girl appears again at least.
No.443469
So, that's how it's gonna end? One girl getting married, the other one fucking an arab and the brothers stopping being neets and living with their parents because it's bad? Meh. Not what I wanted to see from that anime.
Also, what do Nyaa's farts smell like?
No.443537
>expect laffs
>get difficult self-reflection
t-thanks
No.443644
I kept waiting for the punchline
Where's the punchline, /a/?
No.443647
>>443469
theyve got all of the last episode to destroy everything they've built up, I wouldn't worry about it too much
No.443649
>>443644
Our lives are the punchline.
No.443650
>>443649
How long can we keep living like this?
No.443665
>>443650
As long until we get tired of it.
Japan must be really tired of all these NEETs though
No.443688
Guys.
I need to think about some things.
No.443691
>>443688
We're all gonna make it brah. Never lose hope.
No.443693
>>443688
Just watch more anime and pretend everything is fine
No.443694
>>443693
I already do that
No.443701
>>443693
Can I just fall asleep and wake up when spring anime starts?
No.443705
>>443701
Just slip into the near comatose state of meditation known as "Moe SoL" like everyone else does
It's good for your soul