No.421408
>male:"leg lock"
I recently learned to enjoy some of the finer things in life.
No.421447
Just look up all the non NTR doujins of Prunus Girl
No.421513
>male:leg lock -yaoi
>0 results
I thought there was some crazy shit I was missing out on.
No.421515
>>421513
Nope, just objectively garbage stuff.
No.421536
>>421408
Sounds gay.
Pass.
No.421550
>>421513
wow not even any futa?
No.421555
>>421408
Ew that sounds gay
No.421663
>>421513
You're supposed to put quotes around the "leg lock"
No.421714
I feel like the reason the number of "pregnant", "creampie", and just doujins where the girl is begging to get cummed inside has gone up is because it's propaganda to try and raise the birthrate of Japs.
It really makes me want to cum in a girl (if there were any 3dpd worth it), but at the same time I know if I do, i'm fucked for life.
No.421720
>>421714
Technically no, it'd mean you've fucked (once) in your life.
No.421758
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>421714
> a 2d will never hastilly wrap her legs around you as you try to pull out of her sopping wet fuckhole
> she will never look you in the eyes with heart shaped pupils
> she will never tell you to kiss her womb with your throbbing cock
> and stuff her pregnant with a litter of children
> while she digs her heels into your lumbar like a semen thirsty cock-jocky bucking in simultaneous orgasm
> a 3d might one day ask if you're finished after lazilly jerking you off
> she won't even wipe the semen off of your thigh before going to sleep
No.423969
>>421758
>> she will never look you in the eyes with heart shaped pupils
What makes heart pupils so amazing? It's like instant boner material for me these days.
No.424029
>>421714
not wanting to spread your genes whats wrong with you /a/non
No.424078
>love preg
>search pregnant
>99% of the results have the girl preggo in one token panel at the end
Is there some tag I can use to find what I actually want, like "pregnant sex" or something?
No.424098
>>424078
Purge low power tags.
No.424197
>>424078
>Love impregnation
>Search Impregnation
>99% of it is just Nakadashi, with maybe a few lines about it not being a safe day if you are lucky
The tagging system is broken mang.
No.424280
>>421714
>i'm fucked for life
I don't know that feel, they went home and I didn't have to deal with nine years of child. Life is fucking radical.
No.424291
>>421714
Not if you get a vasectomy
No.424295
>>421714
Not if you get a vasectomy
>>424280
>not wanting the joy of children and raising them correctly
No.424380
>>421663
>male:"leg lock" -yaoi
>No hits found.
>"male:leg lock" -yaoi
>No hits found.
No.424450
>>421714
>not wanting to raise a baby with a qt3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 Japanese woman
No.424464
>>424295
Good luck raising children as they should when all the "correct" ways from a man are practically illegal (called "abuse").
Remember it's in law thst WITHHOLDING MONEY FROM YOUR WIFE IS CONSIDERED "ABUSE". you have no hope of not raising a future felon if you yourself don't want behind bars.
No.424514
>>424295
That happened without my intervention. Apparently the threat of never seeing me worked wonders.
>>424450
No, they can't live innawoods and I can't live innacity. I legitimately get sick in cities.
No.424532
>>424514
>they can't live innawoods
But a nice, secluded area filled with trees and flowers and shit is the best place to raise a child/children
No.424832
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>>421513
Same. I was imagining some femdom shit where the guy has his legs locked around the girl while she power bottoms him.
No.424837
>>424514
So I guess I should just go ahead and ask.
What does dude piston in meat purse feel like?
No.424889
>>421714
It's normal to find it hot. It's natural.
What is abnormal is the filth that is common in 3DPD porn, especially in the West, where the porn industry is owned 99% by Jews. m, niggers
No.424961
>>424889
Cumshots are the weirdest thing. Western porn is indeed shit 99% of the time.
No.424964
Female:pregnant, -impregnation
There you go
No.424977
>>424964
That takes up two slots.
No.424980
>>424197
Ideally, tagging should be automatic. Imagine an AI that would be able of "understanding" what a certain tag means and then applying it to various images. Or even better, of recognizing certain patterns and coining new terms for them.
No.425097
>>424980
And thus Slaanesh was conceived.
No.425149
>>424837
Onahole but warmer.
>>424532
Kid is fine for innawoods, take the 22 go explore the 50 or so acres around said house. Its the other one that handle that.
No.425162
>>425097
HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DISPAIR
No.425385
>>424980
Well, technically google's dream-sense is a step in the right direction.
No.425446
No.426137
>>424291
>>424291
>>424295
Can you come if you get a vasectomy? If you can't that takes away all the fun.
No.426138
Who here
> female:lolicon
> english
> 5 stars
No.426170
>>426138
I think the gallery ratings are kind of pointless, pretty much everyone spams 5 if it's even remotely passable, you rarely see anything below 4 unless its truly terrible.
No.426253
>>425385
you don't cum with your testicles, idiot. only difference is you'll be shooting dead jizz.
No.426305
>>426138
I go;
> female: lolicon
> english
> femdom
No.426321
>>426138
>>426305
you can filter languages in sadpanda options so you don't have to include that english tag
No.429087
>>424078
it's your punishment for having a disgusting fetish
No.429092
>>426137
Vasectomy only stops sperms from getting to their destination. Testicles remain in your body producing testosterone as usual, and prostate is responsible for pleasure and most of the jizz content. So you're still manly, still get horny, still climax like normal, still cum. You just can't knock bitches up.
No.429095
>>429092
This. After ejaculating several times your testicles cannot produce semen as fast as you are emptying it so all you ejaculate is the semen-free mix of fluids. A vasectomy just makes that experience semi-permanent.
No.429096
>>429095
>semen
I mean sperm
No.429121
>yuri + age_difference + groping + naughty_face
I don't know why
No.429192
>>429121
>yuri + age_difference
You know exactly why.
No.429201
>>426305
I usually add a '-male:cbt' to what you have. I would also add a footjob tag but that clears out about 90% of the results.
No.429225
>Fetish is Anal being treated semi-realistically
>It's always treated exactly like vaginal, self lubricating, goes in easily, and the chick's fine with it barring a token complaint at the start
What's the fucking point?
No.429251
>>429095
Well when I ejaculate several times I just get this cold runny mess. May as well be water at that point.
No.429253
>>429225
Butts self-lubricate. It just happens further up and takes a bit longer to get enough of to use smoothly.
That aside, you still make a good point. Anal takes a lot of preparation and its use in hentai that don't have scat in it unrealistically makes it look like shit doesn't exist.
No.429418
No.429420
Why is there no tag for when a girl (or a trap) is fucked so hard they go catatonic? You see it often, and it's different from mind_break, but there's no specific tag for it...
No.429428
Screw sex, foreplay is all I need.
No.429429
>>429219
>female: large_penis
No.429547
>>429253
>Butts self-lubricate
that's definitely entirely false
No.429549
No.429552
>>421714
seems to not work though.
No.429555
>>429253
>>429547
this. whatever lubrication you're encountering when fucking a raw ass, it's probably blood and liquid shit.
No.429593
>>426170
You miss lot of good loli guro then Anon.
No.429615
>>429547
>entirely
Not entirely, but mostly, as it is unusable for sex by itself (as it isn't intended for it). Remember that colons do secrete juices for different purposes, constipation often cause by failure of these liquids to pass the shit along
But yeah, save certain scenarios, you would probably not be using that as lubrication, specially with a fully enema-like clean rectum as seen in hentai.
No.429616
>>429429
> Female: large penis, impregnation
>>424961
I'm with you on that, creampie on 3D people is the only right way of porn, cumshot is disgusting specially on face.
No.429653
>>429549
Not ahegao.
I mean more of a pic related kinda thing where they're too sexually exhausted to move.
No.429752
No.429755
No.429828
>>426321
Cant filter Japanese though
Tfw you already know 4 languages and really dont want to learn another
No.431367
>female:netorare
>female:cheating
Cum buckets every time.
No.431395
>>431378
This is some magic shit.
>>431367
Great tag combination;
futa_on_male femdom
No.431399
>Female: Mind Break - Yuri
No.431425
>>429653
Sounds more like torogao to me.
No.432423
>>426295
He's right, the only thing your testicles really do is produce sperm,.
No.432426
>>432423
They also produce testosterone.
No.432428
>>432426
Yeah that too, I was thinking only about semen, probably should've clarified.
No.432432
>>432428
I can understand. When you got your mind on semen you can't really think about anything else.
No.432552
>>421758
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
I'M BREAKING UP
INSIIIIIIIIIDE
No.437406
back to the front pages with you
No.437433
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What about mutual leg lock?
No.437646
>>424980
We have that. It was on /tech/ a while ago.
No.437670
>>421408
You didn't really learn to enjoy finer thing in life if you don't apply ramifications of leg lock into reality. Orgasm is the series of contractions in your ass. You can cheat your body by leg-locking all kinds of stuff, and generally playing with your hamstring muscles, or even do a set of dip exercises in a specific way. I learned how it feels like to have female orgasm with leg locks and leg lock porn and thus learned a lot about the nature of desire in the reality we live in.
I did this to let my dick heal up from fapping every day, it really needed it. Female orgasms I achieved with leglocks and leg extensions and kegels finally made me realize the concept of female aheago/mind-break thing. Have you ever been tickled so hard that you couldn't take it anymore and started to make uncontrollable movements to get away? You couldn't think of anything except satiating the irritation that the tickling causes? Aheago is the state you experience after you've "irritated/teased/tickled" yourself with desire so much that you shut your consciousness down and collapsed into lower self. People who are about to drown or attempt suicide, or magicians who do stage tricks to get out of the trap all enter this state when they just shut down all awareness except the desire to survive. The penile orgasm is like 1/10th of this feeling because you cum so soon. But with ass muscles you can "irritate" yourself for so long that you get high.
It made me realize everything in the world is about desire, it's the fundamental force in the universe. Only after experiencing the desire in the most raw form and losing consciousness I understood what is the purpose of life and what the words depress~/express~ desire truly mean.
No.437684
>>424380
Wait wait, back the fuck up. I can put a (-) in front of things to exclude shit like netorare in exhentai?
Jesus Christ, this is the best bit of information I've ever gotten, I don't even care that I look like a newfag.
No.437688
>>437684
Here's the one I always use
-yaoi -crossdressing -genderbender -furry -"monster girl" language:english
No.437704
>>437688
You could just do -monster_girl instead of putting it in quotes. Your taste is shit.
No.437705
>>437688
I usually do: -group -rape -blackmail
No.437707
>>437704
Thank you
>being a furry homosexual
No.437729
>>437707
>>437688
>not liking monster girls
Freak.
No.437847
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>>437729
Fucking seriously.
No.437848
>>437670
So how do you accomplish this? Just leglock random shit and hump it with your ass?
No.437896
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>And if he pulls away
>Trap him with your legs
>Toes curling as he sprays inside
No.437931
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>>437848
Not really, but to find what I mean you'd probably have to experiment with leglocking things. Leglock an exercise ball or a waifu pillow when aroused, or just experiment sitting on it as if you were to hump it. You probably experience this feeling regularly but never cared much about it. The sensation you're looking for is a bit like pleasant feeling of lazily stretching in the bed at the morning right after waking up. You get the weird urge to hump or leglock something. It's connected to the urge to stretch and strain your legs and feet when you orgasm. Some people stretch their legs and wiggle feet involuntarily during orgasm because in childhood they accidentally learned it "helps" the muscles do their thing in orgasm. The weird thing is to completely forget about your dick and rewire yourself to this other feeling in ass.
No.437934
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>>437670
Buddy, have you ever tried achieving a nipple orgasm? It is kinda exciting. What I do is that I use two vibrating razor handles like pictured, with the razor blades removed of course. Lube the tips up, turn on the vibration and then vigorously rub them against my nipples. It is not that different from a regular 'penis orgasm'. Besides, the nipples hurt quite a bit if you do it too hard /too long.
No.438023
>fetish for girls pregnant with fully-grown adults
>absolutely no art or doujins of this exist
>it's always infants, bugs, eggs or monsters
Now I truly understand what it means to be alone.
No.438061
>>437934
>absolutely_degenerate.jpg
No.438069
>>438061
We're all degenerates here.
No.438094
>>437934
For fuck sake you're the guy who said like half a year ago that he puts vibrating Gilette in his anus? I actually bought vibrating Gilette that week and struggled with it for so many fap sessions. Are you trying to ruse another poor heterosexual man again? This whole thing is designed as the most horrible and the most clever torture device in history. It automatically turns off after 8 minutes of vibrating, so you've got to pull it out a bit out of ass to turn it on again, and you've got to do it over and over like 50 times. But the handle has all kinds of patterns on it which make it a spike sword when you pull it out or in, and you can feel it even through 2 condoms. You can't reach prostate with it because it's straight and to reach prostate you've got to significantly bend finger towards belly. All you can do with it is torture your bladder and other internal organs which don't experience pain on the inside of your body, so you're not quite aware that you're making puree out of your internal organs until you put it out together with flush of blood and your prolapse
No.438097
>>437684
You don't only look like one. Protip: this works on every search engine.
>>437688
>language:english
ｗｗｗｗ
No.438098
>>437934
>>438094
>Too much information: the post(s)
No.438099
>>438097
I'm not even insulted. Too busy shoving as many MILF hentais into my favorites that don't include netorare, blackmail, or shotacon.
No.438100
>>438094
>>437934
oh yeah, good ol' gilette pharaoh
it's the oldest trick in the book
No.438102
>>438098
>Too much weed and hentai fapping: the ADHD impaired cognitive function
No.438547
>>438099
The problem is with anthologies. One short story with NTR causes the rest to "carry the stigma" as well.
No.439845
>male:dark ntr
>43 pages result
LITTLE