No.440588
Lolita
n 1: a sexually precocious young girl
LOLI THREAD PLEASE
No.440592
No.440593
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>>440592
>>440592
>balkanizing the site
Nah. Lolis are /a/. Have a Satori.
No.440598
>>440597
Do not harm the lolis!
No.440600
>>440597
You should try it on yourself someday. Seriously.
No.440608
>>440606
>3D
Reminder the 3rd D means "Death"
No.440610
>>440606
>I have this feeling that my entire family would know within a week and my life would be over.
It would be worth it, you know.
No.440617
>>440608
>>440610
Isn't that just copypasta?
No.440620
>>440606
>3D
>loli
>I won't fuck her because I think of myself as I example of what morality should be
>I won't fuck her because she'll tell her parents
This fucking guy.
>>440617
Couldn't find anything, so I'm guessing it's just an spontaneous shitpost. I do those a lot so I'm familiar with it.
No.440621
remember, you're ONLY supposed to think about touching little girls.
No.440622
>>440606
>real 3D Loli
There is no such thing. 3d lolis does not exist. What you are talking about is a child. And children are not for sexual. Neither are lolis but thats just me.
See pics related so you remember the basics.
Real life? Its a child. 2D? Its a loli.
Now do the right thing and kill yourself you degenerate scum.
No.440626
>>440606
Why dont you make like a tree and kill yourself.
This is no place for 3DPD
No.440630
>>440606
I hope you die an extremely painful death
No.440631
No.440633
>>440617
I can't tell what's pasta and what's not these days.
No.440634
>>440606
Back to >>>/hebe/ you kiddie fucker
No.440635
>>440606
You're gonna get in trouble there mate.
No.440659
>>440606
>I WILL NOT FUCK HER
Then your story isn't blog-worthy, please don't bother us with shit that goes nowhere.
No.440663
>>440622
>Real life? Its a child. 2D? Its a loli.
So if I draw men sodomizing each other and jerk off to it, is it not gay because they aren't men they're just 2d drawings?
No.440665
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No.440682
>>440663
There are futanari and trap threads on /a/ right this second.
Well, probably.
No.440683
>>440682
That yuri thread ended up going on about dicks for a while.
No.440698
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>>440687
Thing is, lolis look pretty distinctly different from real children.
While it somewhat depends on artist, lolis generally have skinny waists, wide hips and often thick thighs.
This makes them a lot more sexually attractive compared to real children with tube bodies and stick legs.
It's not like some people can't like both but I also don't see why a person couldn't be attracted to lolis only.
No.440706
>>440687
Stop trying to derail the thread again.
No.440707
>>440698
In the name of the heavenly ruler, Shana's attractiveness is incredibly high.
No.440740
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Can we all agree black bullet was shit, but the lolimonsters were all top tier?
Owl>Bunny>Dolphin>Cat>Spider>shit>you're opinion>Cheetah
No.440824
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>>440621
>remember, you're ONLY supposed to think about touching little girls.
So thinking about being the little girl is wrong too?
No.440834
>>440740
Started off by reading the manga, which had far better pacing than the anime. Don't know about the light novels though.
No.440848
Smart loli don't need anything explained
No.440857
>>440663
Was that a representation of real men? It's gay.
Entirely fictional characters? Debatable how much, but certainly less gay than the first.
No.440858
>>440848
But does she know about lewd things?
No.440864
You just hugged a loli of your choosing. Describe feel, smell, etc.
>very firm body thanks to all that swimming around, a bit warmer due to the sunburn
>smells like a floral perfume mixed with a faint smell of the sea
>she doesn't understand why you're hugging her, but hugs back because she's cheery
No.440865
>>440858
You would have to assume, because of how educated she is.
No.440869
Share your favourite loli x ojisan japanese cartoons. I quite like "Kore wa Koi no Hanashi". A 10 year old loli and a 31 year old man develop a strange kind of relationship. The story focus is about how they both grow as characters, both physically and mentaly.
No.440926
>>440865
I want her to educate me.
No.440949
>>440864
>Very warm
>extremely warm
>The combination of loli body heat and alcoholism makes her feel like a little furnace
>She smells of fermented grains and fruit, sweat, and a little bit of pee
>Her body is soft, but underneath the softness is muscle as hard as steel and the sensation of barely contained power that is so overwhelming and absolute in its certainty that it is a little frightening
>She restlessly rocks back and forth tolerating me as much as she can before she can't and she uses her overwhelming strength to push away
>There is now sticky sweat drool on the front of my tshirt from where she deigned to rest her head against my chest for just a moment
>I now have a gash on my cheek where she clipped me with her horn pushing away and it is bleeding like a sonnabitch
>She laughs and tells me to toughen up before straddling me to lap the blood up and giving the occasional surreptitious look up to my face to see if I am okay without every apologizing or admitting her fault.
No.440955
>>440926
Anon please, my dick
No.441047
>>440740
Never cared to watch it but to my understanding it's a show that uses a shitty excuse to have a bunch of lolis with superpowers, and then they get fucked up in bad ways.
webm related is the only interesting thing I've seen from it.
And if it has a loli based on spiders she must be the objectively worst one.
No.441050
>>441047
That is Unbreakable Machine Dolls
Another lolis in despair being gently loved by their "onii-chan" before they die in horrific ways series. Red OP twintail loli is best loli in both series though.
And spiderloli is pretty decent. She is a bitch to everyone except her big brother who she obsessively loves.
No.441057
>>441050
Unbreakable Machine Doll was so fucking trash holy shit. I remember dropping that garbage 2 episodes in.
But cut my dick off and call me Caitlyn, if that show didn't have some of the best songs in anime.
No.441065
>>441050
>Unbreakable Machine Dolls
best girl was the dragon
No.441066
No.441072
>>440824
impossibru. unless you discover controlled reincarnation.
No.441087
>>441072
>impossibru
It may be impossible to achieve, but not to dream.
No.441133
>>441087
>impossible to achieve
Within all truNEETs exists the possibility of going to Gensoukyo and becoming the little girl. Never say never.
No.441239
>>441072
>>441087
>>441133
There's always the possibility of future techloligy.
No.441243
>>441087
Follow your dreams.
You can achieve your goals.
I am living proof.
Beefcake.
No.441268
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>>441239
One can only hope.
No.441354
>>441279
Please don't post disgusting pics like that in the loli thread.
No.441362
>>441354
please don't post blank pics like that in the loli thread
No.441376
>>441362
People always make fun of my waifu, it hurts.
No.441379
>>441378
Fake loli, real shit
No.441384
>>441380
Dude she is a chain smoking, beer swilling, granny. There is nothing cute or innocent about her.
No.441393
>>441384
Being an eternal loli has made her very lonely. I could help her quit.
No.441394
>>441384
I believe that somebody can be an 'eternal loli' if they pray at their bedside every night and brush their teeth.
do you believe in it too?
No.441395
>>441394
>I believe that somebody can be an 'eternal loli' if they pray at their bedside every night and brush their teeth.
You forgot the nightly injection of medicine from onii-chan. Vitally important.
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>>441394
I want to believe.
No.441431
No bans. Stop derailing the loli thread.
No.441433
>>441431
Sorry about that.
No.441435
>>441432
That would depend on the type of cats now, wouldn't it?
No.441437
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Non-sexual lolis are better.
No.441438
>>441437
Sexual or non-sexual, as long as they're cute they're all wonderful.
No.441440
What did he mean by this?
No.441441
>>441438
Loli hag is gross. Loli Ran is where it's at.
No.441443
>>441437
All lolis are cute.
Cute is sexual.
Therefore, all lolis are sexual.
No.441446
No.441447
>>441446
Dude, Satori is a perfectly pure and wonderful girl.
No.441454
>>441450
It's not my fault Yukari is lame.
No.441476
How loose do think loli gap hag's holes are?
No.441481
>>441476
She could just manipulate the boundary to make it as tight as she wants to maximize your pleasure.
But assuming she's not cheating with her powers she is a pure young lady who has never even considered doing such inappropriate things for a girl her age!
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No.441509
>>441500
She clearly wants it, look at how wet she is. That can't count as harming a loli.
No.441515
>>441500
Did Shiny Days get a restoration patch in the end?
No.441518
Does Index count as loli? Or is she just a bit too mature?
No.441534
>>441518
Worst girls need not be posted, discussed, shown in public.
No.441588
>>441534
Well good thing he posted index instead of that shitty generic tsundere.
No.441602
>>441569
>then jerking off to animated dudes isn't gay
who ever said it is?
No.441604
>>441569
>But lolis are representations of real life children (all anime characters are technically, unless they are aliens or some shit)
are you living in the alternate universe where Ron Paul won the election and anime is real? teach me your ways planeswalker
No.441607
>>441569
drawings do not have human rights
No.441608
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No.441619
What do your loli's farts smell like?
No.441621
>>441619
VIPPER go home, you are drunk
No.441622
No.441638
>>441619
Probably gunpowder.
No.441639
No.441641
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No.441643
>>441641
Into the trash with the other burnable garbage the stinky neet goes.
No.441651
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>>441643
>Every loli I post gets insulted
No.441656
>>441651
Ugly hat, shit song.
No.441676
>>441643
Her pants are dumb. Why can't she just wear a skirt or dress like everyone else?
No.441698
>>441643
Be nice to your fellow anons p-please.
No.441701
>>441376
Even though that picture is empty, I feel that its cute somehow. Like something with presence is there.
I bet whatever is there would be best girl
No.441709
I wonder what Kaguya's feet smell like
No.441710
This thread definitely could use some Lotte.
No.441713
>>441710
Also, Ana is the miracle of the universe.
No.441722
No.441725
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>>441722
Is that moon bitch for burning flesh?
No.441726
>>441709
>I wonder what Kaguya's feet smell like
No.441735
Greetings gentlemen, may I introduce you to my new dakimakura. Chino. From GochiUsa.
No.441738
>>441737
Your lips up here say that. But your lips down here say otherwise.
No.441744
>>441394
>brush their teeth
May dream will never bear fruit.
No.441745
>>441744
That's actually pretty gross Anon. Gingivitis is going to fuck your gums up. You wouldn't kiss your waifu with that mouth would you? Pig.
No.441755
>>441379
Still nothing on 700yo magical lolis. Doesn't matter, as long it's cute.
No.441769
>>441755
Then post something cute, not a shriveled up granny and a headcrab
No.441772
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No.441782
>>441780
And that's why Mugino is worst girl.
No.441784
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>>441782
But the possibilities!
No.441788
No.441808
>>441788
Not half bad indeed. I want to touch most of kamachi's creations. Lessar, Birdway sisters, Umidori, Saiai, and the dark skin with braids from gremlin just to name a few
No.441812
>>441808
>Not half bad indeed
You misunderstand.
No.441845
>>441742
First, caress her little loli legs. Wrap around your fingers around her ankles and slowly move your hands up, pulling her skirt up. You can't feel your finger tips anymore for you are too busy squishing her supple loli thighs. Then you start to smell a rosy sort of scent. It is emanating from her panties. You grab them from both sides, they are warm and soft, and pull. Her pubis is clean and pale colored. The loli.
No.441877
>>441845
I told you to calm down! Get back to work!
No.441915
>>441877
can I touch too? only for a second!
I don't know if a second will be enough
No.441919
So I figure if anyone would know, it's you guys. Are there any good shows with zombie/undead loli? I'd say vampire but they're a dime-a-dozen. Not that I don't mind, since sharp fangs are cute/hot but I think I've seen all of the worthwhile vampire anime. All of them.
No.441926
>>441919
>zombie/undead loli
I didn't knew I wanted this so bad until now
No.441928
>>441926
Exactly! Zombie girls can be cute and macabre, lolis can be cute and macabre. It seems like something that could work.
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>>441919
>>441926
>>441928
Corporeal undead are super gross.
A qt ghost would be fine though.
No.441933
>>441930
>not even giving zombie lolis a shot
Are you always this boring
No.441935
>>441933
Yep. Got a problem with that?
No.441937
>>441935
No, I mean, you are the one missing on it.
No.441938
>>441937
Missing out on something I don't like sounds pretty good to me.
No.441941
No.441943
>>441919
>zombie/undead loli
there's this I guess
No.441949
>>441943
Is that some Takalaman Zoo? That zombie story was too cute.
No.442007
No.443019
No.443028
>>441437
>Satori
>Non-sexual
No.443030
>>442007
Because he traces
No.443088
>>442010
That IS a really nice looking floor.
No.443102
All aboard the lolitrain >>441858
No.443630
What are your thoughts on the legendary lolibutt?
No.443634
>>441676
Pants like that are beyond comfy. They know how to travel in comfort.
t.pants guy.
No.443645
>>443630
It makes the monster in my pants agitated.
No.444106
>>443645
Personally I just want to sniff it. especially tomoka's
>>443767
She can ride my face if she's tired of the train.