No.440965
Would you lick a Saber armpits?
No.440992
Of course.
No matter the Seiba
You wouldn't OP?
No.441028
Probably with gusto.
However, I can't imagine she would particularly want me to.
No.441029
>>440965
Naw dude
I aint a gay faggot
Just naw
No.441033
No.441035
>>441028
>I can't imagine she would particularly want me to.
She can't stop you if her arms are broken.
No.441122
>>440965
A sworn Rinfag here. Nope, of course. A hot, smart tsundere is better than a cold fish who prioritizes duty over love.
No.441127
>>441122
>Rin
>Smart
Choose one.
No.441129
No.441145
>>441028
Nero would probably be ok with it. Just another reason red saber is best saber.
No.441147
>>441127
>implying
Rin is an incredibly intelligent magician. Saber is a mass marketed corporate waifu.
No.441161
>>441155
Rin is a child prodigy, numbnuts. Stop shitposting, she's smart and pretty and has a good personality.
No.441162
No.441198
>>441147
>mass marketed waifu
S-she wasn't at first, baka!
No.441199
>>441147
If she is so smart, why does she keep ending up with dicks in her ass?
Checkmate atheist
*Sheathes katana and teleports away*
No.441201
I don't fucking understand the point of threads that open with "Would you X Y's Z?".
Like, fucking obviously If I could get a piece of anything close to sex I would totally jump on the opportunity. Hell I'd be content with Saber flashing her pits at me from a mile away through a telescope. But that's another thing, if by some stupid random and impossible scenario I'm met with the ability to lick a 2D being's pits, why would I NOT? Are we assuming that in the 2D world there are no consequences and that I am free to do whatever the fuck I want? Can I lick her pits and go back to my waifu's house without having to worry that I was unfaithful? Is there something out there in the 2D world that would not let me do otherwise? Will Saber cut me into a billion pieces before my breath reaches her body? There is zero context provided.
What the fuck are the circumstances? It's such a goddam vague question.
No.441217
I would give her the bone of my sword
Parts of my body would be as a steel
There would be fire and blood
Nah, I'd chop the annoying cunts head.
I can't stand to even look at her because of all the waifufaggotry sorounding her
No.441227
>>441217
What if you had to pick between the waifufaggotry and shit like this >>441029
No.441242
No.441248
>>441227
>only 2 choices
Who the hell do you think I am?
No.441286
>>441275
I don't understand Rin-fags. She probably likes nigger gangbang NTR.
No.441308
>>441286
You're thinking of saber.
No.441319
>>441308
And I'm about Sakura.
No.441322
>>441275
*teleports in front of you and tips fedora*
In the ass
All the time
*spits in your mouth and teleports away*
No.441328
>>441322
>you
>your
You are a nasty bug with delusions. Teleport into a firepit and die.
No.441334
I don't have an armpit fetish, but I'd do it if she wanted me to.
Her midriff/thighs though...
No.441337
Saber? I hardly know her!
No.441338
>>441328
Teleport this
*unzips dick*
No.441347
>>441337
You should apologize for that.
No.441358
>>441275
Nobody reads the VNs lately.
No.441359
>>441028
Just use a command spell, fucking scrub.
No.441361
>this thread of Rin vs Saber
You're doing it wrong.
It's Rin vs Sakura.
No.441367
>>441122
>who prioritizes duty over love.
guy... love does not last and when it ends it's DUTY (if she knows what it is) that keeps a wife faithful. not that there is anything wrong with a passing fling.
lasting love is for untethered kites, racing on the free winds
No.441502
>>441361
But Rin willingly took it up her pooper from a half-retarded boy.
No.441504
>>441502
Because she's smarter than saber, who wanted to immediately lose her virginity by a half retarded boy.
No.441505
>>441504
I seem to recall Rin pushing her into it.
No.441520
>>441505
This isn't the face of unwillingness.
No.441547
>>441338
>>>/cuteboys/ are that way, you inspiration for birth control
No.441550
>>441367
Nope. Only the flavor of love changes (less romantic, more familial), and when kids come into the picture, its also love for them that keeps parents together.
Duty sex is awful, like a meal that was reheated multiple times.
No.441558
>>441502
Better safe than sorry about teen pregnancy. And mingling of bodily fluids was a requirement.
No.441559
No.441580
>>441502
>Le Tohsaka's Anus maymay
Tohsaka never did anal that was just Shirou getting autistic over seeing her anus in a dream.
Real talk though Ilya is obviously the best girl.
No.441582
>>441580
>Tohsaka never did anal
Excepted when she was pleasing old men for money.
No.441650
>>441582
If you were smart like Rin, you wouldn't even bring up doujins, because Saber is blonde, so I know I can bring up countless nigger ntr doujins of Saber being a slut.
No.441655
>>441650
That's why Mitsuzuri is best girl.
No.441673
>>441650
Rin-fags reveal their true colors: they like her because of the hair color. She really doesn't possess any good personality or looks besides the fetishist black hair.
No.441674
>>441520
Don't forget that Rin sat in the corner and masturbated to it.
No.441680
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Is there a best girl fight going on?
No.441681
>>441673
>liking Rin is fetishist, while liking Saber isn't
Then explain this: the Japanese have predominantly black hair, so why the popularity of Saber there?
>no good personality
Recall the VN intro where she blows away the decade worth of mana reserves just to save some boy she only sees in school.
>no good looks
Oh boy, if you are trying to impute fetishes into it, you could make a better case mentioning her long twintails and absolutely delectable thigh high stockings she wears. Along with her tendency to blush and stutter when embarrassed, they make a killer combination.
And I thought that shitposting is frowned upon here.
No.441683
No.441685
>>441358
Time flies, it was 5 years since the last time.
No.441717
>>441674
I do remember, it was a gloating masturbation, she just got that fucking horny that she ruined Saber's purity.
No.441734
>>441680
>used goods
The spineless, slutty imouto is worse from any conceivable angle. If it's not about archery or cooking. She's BTFO especially hard when it comes to merch concepts:
http://make.wer.jp/makeplus.files/gallery/rin_tosaka.htm
No.441741
>>441736
I would prefer something polka-dotted with matching bra, but that would be hell to paint:
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/inribo/item/11260/
No.441753
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>>441683
>Mitsuzuri Ayaka
I must be going blind confusing her with Sakura. Time to cut back on fapping.