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Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 17:26:03 No.443009

So when does it start to grow big again?

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 17:29:20 No.443010

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For you, never ever

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 18:09:04 No.443021

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for you, uuuu

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 18:15:58 No.443024

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I've got something for you.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:40:48 No.443239

Let me tell you something missy: Years ago I lost my balls to a stray bullet in 'nam while killing slanty-eyed gooks like you, so never.

Now get off my crotch or so help me god I'm gonna take us back to the good old days.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:45:10 No.443243

It gets bigger when I pull on it

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:55:59 No.443246

mmmMMMmmm

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:39:51 No.443271

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sometimes I pull it so hard I rip the skin

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:42:06 No.443273

File: 1458528126760.jpg (69.26 KB, 742x719, 742:719, 1449884406056.jpg)

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:00:40 No.443283

Don't pay him no mind, his daddy just taught him to never be ashamed of his cock

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:41:52 No.443292

His daddy gave him a good advice. My daddy also taught me a few things like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:35:17 No.443301

Can you show me?

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:44:43 No.443302

K-Kiss it

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:48:57 No.443304

For a boy? Half an hour.

For a girl? Reroll for reincarnating as a straight guy, so roughly another 100 years plus however long it takes for the guy in charge of these sorts of things to stuff my soul back into another body, plus about fifteen years because I doubt you're into little kids.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 05:09:37 No.443309

No. Fuck you.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 06:42:22 No.443325

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Then show off your gorgeous body and start stroking my dick.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 06:49:32 No.443327

I forgot how stupid that hairclip looked.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 06:59:31 No.443330

If you remove it, she becomes another generic slut.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 07:02:34 No.443331

But she already is another generic slut.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 07:57:37 No.443344

File: 1458547057398.gif (981.79 KB, 285x171, 5:3, usa boner.gif)

that trigger discipline

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:29:47 No.443347

Not even your triple-dubs can make up for the fact that that gun obviously has no trigger.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:14:35 No.443358

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well fuck.

damn nips can't get guns right, ever.

FIXED

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:39:34 No.443362

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I can't believe its already been 3 years since this fucking show

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 15:00:29 No.443407

I want another season damnit!

Are the Light Novels still going?

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:13:19 No.443533

>big

;_;

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:59:41 No.443552

Why don't we settle this in the ring?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 02:11:43 No.443619

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Why did you have to fucking remind me, anon?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 02:53:10 No.443637

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>You call that a penis?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 02:55:39 No.443640

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I don't think you realize how much you are hurting me.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:13:17 No.443648

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s-stop it!

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:24:44 No.443651

Don't you just hate it when it is too big to sit down on the toilet, or it lifts your pants up?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:32:23 No.443652

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I'll let you know I am of average size!

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:39:14 No.443655

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>tfw grower

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 05:58:04 No.443695

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How about we bet your ass. I win I get your ass.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 19:01:47 No.443858

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 21:57:53 No.443956

>put on boxers

>it peeks out at the bottom

>sit on toilet

>it hits the toilet

>turn around in bed

>it slips out of your boxers

>want to fap

>wait years for it to be fully erect

everything in life has pros and cons

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