This is a Japanese crab.

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Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:08:46 No.443125

This is a Japanese crab.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:10:32 No.443126

>>443125

I'll take three.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:10:56 No.443127

File: 1458511856642.jpg (92.18 KB, 818x628, 409:314, worst girl.jpg)

This is a Japanese slut.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:13:58 No.443128

File: 1458512038616.gif (2.13 MB, 960x540, 16:9, snake shake.gif)

>>443127

She's just misunderstood. As in Araragi misunderstood how much she needed the D til it was too late.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:16:05 No.443130

>>443128

Please go back to

>>440588

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:16:20 No.443131

>>443125

Looks like a pile of shit with some fancy lighting to me.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:18:14 No.443133

File: 1458512295083.gif (622.88 KB, 360x263, 360:263, 29a66e3c65ba1b4136a40710cc….gif)

This is japanese nyarlahotep

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:21:40 No.443135

File: 1458512500481.jpg (1.42 MB, 2276x2226, 1138:1113, Nyaruko-san.jpg)

>>443133

And it is good

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:22:09 No.443137

File: 1458512529362.png (68.62 KB, 640x480, 4:3, N hat.png)

>>443130

Are you sure Nadeko counts as loli? Kinda old and developed for that.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:23:08 No.443138

>>443137

And whorish

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:23:54 No.443140

>>443135

What's wrong with its nose?

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:24:25 No.443141

>>443140

She is a lovecraftian horror.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:27:46 No.443144

File: 1458512866373.jpg (443.87 KB, 709x1002, 709:1002, baby eater.jpg)

>>443141

Best eldritch abomination right here.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:31:19 No.443146

File: 1458513079374.jpg (764.23 KB, 1250x889, 1250:889, 名状しがたきヒロイン達.jpg)

>>443144

Why not step up this game

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:32:25 No.443147

File: 1458513145987.gif (818.82 KB, 350x300, 7:6, 7241b05e6c07d0157a4790454a….gif)

>>443144

no

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:33:30 No.443148

>>443147

I don't think the dead get a say in this.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:46:26 No.443152

File: 1458513986959.jpg (124.8 KB, 469x392, 67:56, ボっブロっス.jpg)

How i can get a Japanese crab for myself OP?

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:48:51 No.443156

>>443152

They are attracted to wealth and status. Go with God.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:55:11 No.443161

>>443156

>wealth and status

>ararararagi has neither of these

>Hitagi loves him anyway because he was a hero to her

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:57:23 No.443163

File: 1458514643307.jpg (5.58 KB, 184x184, 1:1, van.jpg)

>>443148

fuck you

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 22:57:44 No.443164

>>443161

I can be an hero.Would it work?

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 23:00:54 No.443166

>>443164

If you can remove a gods curse from her and help her become a happy girl despite a broken family, then it should work.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:44:06 No.443242

File: 1458524646747.png (192.56 KB, 605x440, 11:8, leather man.png)

>>443163

Fuck you, leather head.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:50:40 No.443245

File: 1458525040346.jpg (377.28 KB, 637x900, 637:900, a98b16ca549be7ae6b7e4cfe75….jpg)

This is a Japanese toilet.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:56:51 No.443247

File: 1458525411127.png (741.62 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 308169fa7191fa08b510b81fbc….png)

>>443245

You got that right!

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:19:34 No.443255

File: 1458526774822.jpg (1.07 MB, 1000x1311, 1000:1311, 59bafa61c60d8cf950eb2fa580….jpg)

This is japanese poorfag who sucks dicks for donations.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:22:33 No.443256

File: 1458526954057.png (360.38 KB, 600x830, 60:83, KanNag.png)

This is a Japanese Battleship.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:27:28 No.443261

File: 1458527248429.png (1.11 MB, 1342x900, 671:450, 7619ed0b017cdaa03ca4df789a….png)

>>443256

Sink the boatsluts. Sink them all.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:33:29 No.443265

File: 1458527609900.jpg (566.36 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 48e99d1e0a3a07cbc0136f0384….jpg)

>>443261

This is a Japanese best girl.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:37:16 No.443268

File: 1458527836878.png (814.22 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 55470432_p0.png)

This is a Japanese lord.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:48:26 No.443276

File: 1458528506509.jpg (179.02 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Penne_rigata.jpg)

>>443268

No, I am a Japanese bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:59:13 No.443281

File: 1458529167536.jpg (157.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, japanese bird served with ….jpg)

>>443276

I'll cook your spaghetti, punk.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:12:07 No.443288

File: 1458529927587.jpg (325.97 KB, 700x988, 175:247, 0b428980eb1ccb66d7953b56a8….jpg)

>>443265

no exceptions

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:48:12 No.443293

File: 1458532093473.png (219.3 KB, 756x1075, 756:1075, 123232506a59b765eaadfe232d….png)

>>443288

You first.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:55:02 No.443294

File: 1458532503093.jpg (1.11 MB, 1920x1464, 80:61, fd16a1596c34d266084e4572c8….jpg)

>>443293

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:08:15 No.443298

>>443294

Glorious Gensokyo youkai-forged steel anchor, honed by danmaku for over a million times, can smash through anything

Filthy ship girls go home

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:46:30 No.443303

File: 1458535590060.jpg (39.24 KB, 556x417, 4:3, Japanese bird doing neat t….jpg)

>>443276

>>443281

I bet your Japanese birds can't do this.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:56:46 No.443306

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>443303

Oh yeah? Check what my Japanese Plate can do.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:57:11 No.443307

File: 1458536231553.jpg (70.94 KB, 500x689, 500:689, japanese bird drowning in ….jpg)

>>443303

I bet your Japanese bird can't do this.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 06:11:36 No.443316

>>443306

ska is shit

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 07:53:41 No.443342

File: 1458546822115.jpg (667.25 KB, 2427x1820, 2427:1820, Japanese bird getting drun….jpg)

>>443307

I bet your Japanese bird can't drink an entire bottle of champagne.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:24:12 No.443346

File: 1458548653121.webm (6.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Wakako-zake 09.webm)

And you know what we do with crabs?

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:30:50 No.443348

File: 1458549050118.jpg (76.24 KB, 500x575, 20:23, 1302290535147.jpg)

>>443346

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:31:31 No.443349

File: 1458549091551.png (4.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mori pls.png)

>>443346

>not posting Morisubs

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:46:27 No.443353

File: 1458549987674.jpg (131.75 KB, 600x675, 8:9, Wakako ''niggers got to go….jpg)

>>443349

Those are the Mori subs, the A-side with the real translation instead of the B-side with the memes.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:50:45 No.443354

>>443353

Trust, I got this shit torrented once I saw one webm.

Still, pretend that the A-track doesn't exist. It's a fact: last season was pretty shit. And Japanese people love skipping dentist appointments. End of story.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:05:53 No.443357

>>443307

That bird's dead.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:20:33 No.443359

File: 1458552034075.jpg (84.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jew tears.jpg)