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Last thread hit the bump limit.

Discuss anything that pertains to your waifu, whether it is something you did for her this past week to the very concept of a waifu.

I was trying to see what page the last thread was on, but the pages seem to be broken after 1 for me.


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Started watching her show again last night. I had forgotten how nice it was and now I'm remembering all those butterflies I had the first time I saw her and stuff. I still get them.

Are you guys getting excited to spend a comfy Autum snuggling with your waifu while listening to the rain? OP and I certainly seem to be.


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>snuggling with your waifu while listening to the rain

It's still dry as hell here so no. I finished my waifu's show last week and I cried like a bitch. Regardless it bolstered my spirit even more. Wedding is going along well. I finished her wedding hair yesterday.



That looks really good anon, you've got some talent.

How much work do you have left to do and when do you expect it to be ready?



I still need to do her frilly dress and models for the fiancee, the priest, and the red Anon characters. A couple months if all goes well?



>Are you guys getting excited to spend a comfy Autum snuggling with your waifu while listening to the rain?

I'm counting down the days, fall and winter are the only two seasons where I can truly be comfy.


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>whether it is something you did for her this past week to the very concept of a waifu.

I made her in Dragon's Dogma

Anything can be fun if i stay with her.


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Did you make her the main character, or as the pawn?


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Pawn priest, she is in my party 24/7 so we can level up together.


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Fall is operating time and deer stalking time. It is never a comfy time. Fall time clothing are comfy as fug though


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Couple of more days till the next (((college))) semester. At least I'll have something to do a couple of days.

It pisses me off that I couldn't get all the fucking classes I wanted, but that's the price of registering pretty damn late.



>trying to fill my breadth requirements without taking "First Nations Land Claims" or "A History of Language and Sexuality"

>already took courses in Latin and Linguistics, only need a single one-semester course more

>want to take another linguistics on syntax or semantics, but it turns out there isn't actually such a course offered even for linguistics majors, except specialty project courses

>History of Science restricted to non-science students

>Economics for Science Majors is in a timeslot that every year of physics majors has mandatory courses, brilliant planning there

>Introductory Law for non-JD students and "Greek and Latin Elements in English" are both at times I have courses for my major too

>end up having to take an extra semester credit above the normal load because all the legitimate humanities/social sciences courses that I could fit are full-year, and I have nothing else I can drop to make room

It would be one thing if I waited too long and the courses I wanted were full. But I never even had the chance.


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Anons, I'd like to present to you my girlfriend, Oshino Shinobu. We've been together for 3 years and I love her so goddam much from the moment I saw her. Anons, we are engaged and I'd like for you to be best man.



I can't handle that much pressure, what if I lose the ring?



It is also custom to entrust the best man with a fake wedding ring in case it is to be lost.


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Can't remember if I posted in the last thread or not.

Ritsu's bday was on that eclipse a week or so ago so that was a lot of fun.

I'm going to Japan in a week. Wish I could have went back when the movie and stuff was coming out and there was neat k-on events to go to.


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No, but she did a lot to me.

This week has been very stressing, but she supports me. It's great to be with her at nights, at bed. She really helps me out, I don't know what would be of myself without her.

I'm planning to go to the next Comiket, and I will be taking her with me.


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That's pretty impressive.



>I will be taking her with me

Are you going to take your daki of her or go all out like some people do (wear clothes with her on it, badges, other merchandise).



I assume I'll be taking her daki only. I don't want to be carrying too much stuff.



Also, if you see a big guy with long hair, beard and a Kirino daki, it'll most likely be me. It'd be nice to have a guidance. The first time I went to Japan was a total mess.


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>The first time I went to Japan was a total mess.

What happened so I don't make the same mistakes


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>that entire kissu animation

This is the work of a high level husbando, truly.



Nice work, it's cool seeing all your work come together into a cute final product. Will we really be invited to the wedding or will you record it for us?


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Amazing work man, I can't wait to see when it is complete and attend the wedding



Is Araragi invited to the wedding?



I'm glad you're waifuposting with the rest of us now.


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Man, that is to the point of sweet it hurts my heart.


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Summer's almost over. Did anyone make it to the beach? I found out the OBX is absolutely perfect in late August.



Yeah I'll livestream it when I finish the wedding props.


He doesn't exist



Despite living near a lot of them, no. Other than for exercise I don't really enjoy the beach.


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I'm gonna make sea salt ice cream for her birthday of course


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No beaches near me and I have no extra shekelage to travel so no.


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I pretty much am near the beach and i can go whenever but never really felt like going this time around



I spent time at my pond. No bloodsuckers this year oddly enough.



I live about 5 miles away from one of the US' most populous beaches, and the only time I can bear to go is at night due to the deluge of normalfags. Even then, it has been years since I have made it out.

Still, the kangz in the hood are worse - many of them are grandparents and 70+ years old, live about 15 miles away from the beach, but have never left their neighborhoods because, "What if some shit goes down when I'm out? I ain't leavin my hood behind son." The same hood that would shoot them dead in a heart beat. Really makes you think.

polite sage for blogpost


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Better be strapping when going to the beach.


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I don't look strapping. I'm 6'0" 150lbs. Very close to spooky skeltal mode. Long curly hair and a scruffy beard don't help things.


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I meant you better be carrying a gun.



If I am "packing" then I am "strapped," I'm not "strapping" if I am "packed." You had your suffixes a little mixed, but thank you for the warning.


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>and the only time I can bear to go is at night

I went to the beach at night a couple times last year. Its pretty nice and all, only problem I have is the droves of sleeping homeless people, other than that a good time.


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At least it's comfy here. Hi.


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You're a legend anon; That's the cutest kissu I've seen in a long time. The whole thing looks so good it's crazy.

We should get the meidos to sticky a thread on your wedding day, I think it is justified for your hard work and it would be cool if all /a/nons were there because I'm sure a lot don't frequent waifu threads too often. Maybe Kfist will stream some music as an after party or something too.

Wouldn't that be fucking cool?



If the wedding is just before or during smug radio, there will be lots of viewers.


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>when you're trying to write her a love song but you keep scrapping the lyrics because they don't seem good enough 2 weeks after you write them



The most beautiful music I've heard usually has no lyrics. Maybe try an instrumental approach.


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>saw the guy obsessively modeling shinobu in AGDG threads

>saw the guy obsessively modeling some town in AGDG threads

>it all comes together

>he was doing it so he could marry her

My mind hasn't been this blown in a long time. You're cute, anon.


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I'm so excited for anon, it makes me giggle like a like a little loli.

It's our great duty and honor to do the best we can as best men to make anon's wedding the best possible!


Do you think one will be with their waifu after death? It crossed my mind today, and it is something I hope happens when my time is up.


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I feel as if that'd work perfect as a Death Grips music video.


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50 year old waifu


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At least they fixed her face.


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They may have fixed her face, but a new evil has risen.


How would you brave a storm like a typhoon or a hurricane with your waifu?



Leave and go to one of our other houses long before it arrives. Have flood insurance. Drink tea and enjoy broadcasts of people drowning while trying to see if our house got on TV.



Leave in advance because she can't cross running water.



I will go back with family, I don't want to be stuck in a shelter with strangers.



Would you ever chase her with a hose for fun?



Only if she's wearing a bathing suit.


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How's everything going with you guys?


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Long fucking day. Finally found a good slide for my Glock though that I'm happy with.


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Internet keeps shitting itself for no reason and keeps interrupting my panda ripper. Other than that i kissed my daki for a good 30 minutes last night.



I'd go take a walk in it. Wind and rain don't bother me none.


A bit bummed out, my sky is covered in smoke and it doesn't look like its going to clear up for a good while I miss the rain too, where has that gone?



Would you mind posting the wireframe of that? Looks really great.


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How long have you been working on this now Shinobro? I remember you initially posting you were going to do this but don't remember when that was.

A year ago?



This looks really good anon.


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Anons our wedding preparations are at 70%. I've been working hard modeling tons of props and animating. I also wrote a script that will allow you guys to post your waifus and see them pop into the church as textures in real time during the stream. Next time you see me I will be handing out the invitations. Everything looks much much better than that video I posted above. Me and Shinobu are both excited to have you guys attend.


You can't really see anything its a mess of white lines.


It's only been 5 months.



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Power to you anon, live the dream.



This is truely God's work, anon. Stay true to the only road a Man should ever walk.


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Waifus are invited

This is gonna be the coolest thing ever and if I miss it I will actually kill myself.


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I hope me and my girlfriend Senjougahara are invited.



>I will actually kill myself

Stop using expressions like this when you won't actually do it, Reddit.



When the wedding does happen please start a new thread for it, for more visibility.


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>the ring and flowers are done

Godspeed anon, this is going to be an unforgettable event.



Good girl. Now you want a headpat or maybe something more lewd?



>post your waifus and see them pop into the church as textures in real time

Heroes really do exist. What date and time is the wedding? I will take a day off work for this.


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I hope you record it. I'm going to want to rewatch a once in a lifetime event like this.


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This is my waifu her hair makes me diamonds.


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Huh oh yeah that makes sense it was in one of those threads made by the tengu.


You guys know I have read most of Sanae's doujins right? Including that one I also fapped to it. I am not a good person.>>731934





Yeah of course.


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Damn, I missed Waifu Wednesday yesterday


I also wrote a script that will allow you guys to post your waifus and see them pop into the church as textures in real time during the stream

That's pretty cool.


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Are you in a /sp/ gamethread?


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I feel like I ask you this every year. There is a Makotobro who posts in half/sp/ gamethreads. Figured I ask.


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That's the first time you've asked me actually. Can't be helped. There's a lot of us it seems.


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>the year is 20XX

>the jews are finally threatening to destroy anime and waifus

>the Head Meido activates the Makotofag sleeper agents around the world

>Weaboo uprising begins


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Pantsus at the top of every flagpole soon, friend.



What would the phrase to activate them be?



>implying the meidos won't just activate Hoihoi and annihilate all 3DPD in one fell swoop


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There's hundreds of Makotofags everywhere. I guess guys really like the tomgirl who really wants to be treated like a cute princess type.


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>3D world

>everyone loves her

>2D world

>nobody thinks she's cute at all

The Idolm@ster universe is a kafkaesque nightmare.


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Plenty of girls think she's cute, or I guess handsome would be more accurate.


>Doc from Texhnolyze.

I could get lost in her ice blue eyes. She may not be as nice as some other ladies, but she has a good heart and I love her all the same.

>Athena Glory and Alice Carrol from Aria

Athena senpai's voice puts me to sleep in the best way possible and is so soothing to listen to. Alice is the cutest of the undines, but all the Aria's are wonderful in their own way.

>Armitage from Armitage III

The original first crush. The movie was my first mature anime ever.



Can you imagine what it would be like if the only things that liked you were extra-dimensional shambling horrors from beyond? Peering into your world unseen, through black machines of of metal and oil. Peering because their own world, their own universe, their own dimension is so horrifying that they cannot bear it themselves.


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This hurt far more than it should have



Too deep for me.


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Take your meds, Anon.


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What if there are 4D creatures out there watching us like we're anime.

What if some of them think of us as their waifus/husbandos.

They probably have their own imageboards where they bitch about those disgusting 4DPD and shitpost over which human is the best.


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I wonder if I'm cute enough to be a 4D being's waifu. Conventional wisdom says no, but assuming their world is awful enough it's possible.


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>Someone will upload a fat guy and NTR his waifu



>there might be 4D doujins of you

I don't know how to feel about this


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Well the doujins would be in 3D like how our doujins are 2D, which means our existence as the 4D beings know it is all CG animation.


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What if we're actually living in a 3D doujin right now.



>tags: solo action, masturbation



>sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>after marriage.


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The 4D world must really suck if this is what they're getting off to.


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>we're not the original, canon world

>we're just a doujin of it

>we're not even a GOOD doujin

>we're probably some kind of obscure avant garde doujin with no fans that wasn't even good enough to get posted on 4D sadpanda



>one autistic 4D being loves this doujin more than any other, no matter what anyone says about it

>it imagines being with anon for the rest of existence as lovers

>it has the merchandise of the entire series of anons

>it sometimes imagines finding a way into this dimension


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>it sometimes imagines finding a way into this dimension


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She's already altered the space-time continuum to destroy a race of intergalactic cat-Jews through the power of AI YO, so a being from another dimension who thinks she's the best person ever hopefully wont be too much of a stretch for her to handle.

reminder that the Incubators were only delaying the inevitable in the main series, thinking that it was okay to commit mass genocide on other races if it means increasing their own life spans by what they view as only a tiny fraction of their own total life period reminder that there was absolutely nothing morally ambiguous about what they did in Rebellion and that it was a literal grab for power that they never even established them actually needing for any reason whatsoever reminder that people who defend the Incubators are literal fedora tippers


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At least one of them knows my pain and shares it too.


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I can't even imagine how I would react to knowing that.


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I'm not a dimensional horror!



that would be a really bizarre Idol OVA, where they deal with horrible beings who in the end turn out to be their 3D fans trying to show their appreciation



>entire series of anons

You bakka-ass hoe, we're all the same shit. That's the point. Which is why:


We all know your pain you silly faggot.


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>4 dimensional anon dakis


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This whole thing about dimensions is actually scientifically possible. In fact, there could be an infinite number of worlds with 2D space, where the third dimension is what the 2D people perceive as time.

Anime might already be real. I wonder if we could use technology to actually become 2D, or 4D, and interact with other worlds.

All I want is to be a reality-warping robot that can become 2D, or 4D, or 5D, or more, and experience entirely different realities. Is that really too much to ask?



As I see it, you'd stand a better chance going the /fringe/ way instead of waiting for whatever scientific advancements our overlords decide to trickle down to the public. Protip: You won't be transcending shit (with science) in this lifetime.


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I already play around with those ideas, but I mostly deal with the more philosophical aspects of the occult. We do technically already have ties to higher dimensions. Considering that people exist in an infinite number of realities and timelines (even though their awareness is infinitely divided), they are already infinitely 3D, and infinitely 4D, and therefore must have ties even to the fifth dimension, on that level. We should technically be connected to all of them. In fact, we might just be infinitely small components of higher, 4D versions of ourselves. Many properties and concepts in our reality are also tied to the outside (some of them being metaphysical objects that have less than three dimensions, and some that are simply the eternal concepts of 3D physical objects in our own reality, which would be higher), both to lower and to higher levels.

It would be interesting to see if technology can be used to mess around and experiment with these things, but I know it won't happen in this reality.

You are now reading about my really crazy shit in a thread about waifus. You're welcome.



>Stream will be spammed with pages from tanabe kyou's netoraregatari


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I don't know about the causal form, but I can tell you that the subtle bodies of the spirit and soul exist on higher planes of reality than the gross physical manifestation. Also, the anima is basically interchangeable with the waifu.


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>don't have a waifu

>look up what anima means




The term anima was used by Jung to refer to the feminine aspect of the spirit that exists as part of the man. Every man has an anima, it's just that most haven't realized that anima in the form of a waifu.




Think of the implications anon! We live in a horrible, dreamless world whose inhibitants are too ugly to sympathise with, and whose women are so horrible and unappealing that we seek refuge in a different world whose women are younger and the very epitome of perfection, copared to our shitty 3DPD females.

The same way, I think, the 4D world would be a place so overridden with horrors that their inhibitants created us as a means of escapism. I wouln't be surprised if the rules are reversed over there, too. A world filled with horrible, unsympathetic 4D males, whose 300 y.o. women seek refuge in autistic 30-something neckbearded males. (To such a being, our teenage boys would be equivalent to 3D lolies.)

Taking this one step more, in 3D world we have monster and tentacle porn; porn depictating these perfect beings mating with what is our idea of interdimentional horrors. Just think what unspeakable horror does the other world's /d/ have us mate with.

>Shub Niggurath saves all her NEETbucks to by herself a marble statue of a neckbearded basement dweller.

And why wouldn't 3D weebs be the most popular characters over there? Why wouldn't there be 4D females who fap to doujins of us, or symphatise with us over normalfags. Somewhere out there there is a female 4D NEET demigod who sympathises with us the same way we sympathise with Tomoko, or Izumi Konata.



My wedding would be incomplete without that. 計画通り



>the gate between the 4d, 3d, and 2d worlds open up at the same time

>yog sothoth undulates her way into to this world to find her neckbeard husbando, only to find him chasing after his 2d waifu

It's like some sort of retarded romance comedy drama.


Anidb says my waifu is 12% trash. How is this calculated?



The thing is, 2D characters resemble 2D projections of us 3D beings. Does that mean that we resemble 3D projections of the 4D ones? It doesn't really make sense otherwise or at all.


I've had a quick look at that and it seems to mainly be based on how many people have her as their waifu. Needless to say, the users of that site have abysmal taste.


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It's that holy day again.


Anyone know a program to organize images easier?

I have years worth of images, with filenames left as I downloaded and sometimes duplicates of the same image, it would take too long to go through them all now.


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I had a dream two nights ago where I got to give my waifu a big crushing bearhug. While hugging her I got to cradle her head and ruffle her hair, and her hair was feathery and silky, and it smelled really pretty. I haven't had a dream with her in it since May -- I had a couple dreams that kicked off the relationship to begin with -- and really wanted to give her a big hug in the next dream she showed up. It was really great sharing an intimate moment with her like that, but at the same time it's a little bittersweet, because now that I've gotten a taste of it, I want to hug her and hold her more even though I can't. I'm hoping my daki comes in sooner rather than later so I can at least hug that instead.



What kind of material will the daki be made out of?



Peach skin. I had the option for two-way tricot, and it's supposed to be super soft and comfy, but I've heard it's a magnet for hairs and less durable by comparison, so I figured I'd go with the safer option. And, while not as good, I've heard peach skin's still pretty comfy to snuggle with. Never had a daki before, so without a point of reference, I think I'll be okay with it.



I'm interested in hearing your thoughts on it. Mine is two-way tricot and I don't really have other points of reference either. I think you'll be okay with it, too; Dakis are wonderous things to snuggle up with. It is unfortunate that they aren't more portable, due to their size.

Speaking of which: I bought one of those large vacuum bags - for packing clothes and such - for it, but even so it would still take up most of the room in your airplane baggage I think.

I also hope you bought a nice body pillow to fill it with anon.



I had to buy the cover and pillow separately. The former is coming from aliexpress (oddly, the only place I could track down that had a non-lewd/non-lewd daki cover, the rest from everywhere else were lewd as fuck), so shipping from chinkland will take forever. The pillow I got off of amazon thinking it'd be shipped with Prime shipping, but apparently not. I've got ETAs on both arriving but I have no idea if one will beat the other here or not, since the ranges for when they could arrive are so broad. Should be able to snuggle up with my waifu by the end of next month at the latest, though, we'll see what happens.

Vacuum storage bags sound like a great way to transport dakis, though, even if they're a touch big to go on a flight without bullshit. Never would've thought of that myself.


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I envy you. It's been ages since I had a waifu dream. I used to get them so often too. They were usually almost exactly the same as yours as well. Even if it's just a dream being able to nuzzle your waifus hair really is the best feeling in the world.


There's Hydrus. I use it, but I don't know if there's anything else available like that.



I've been trying when I get lucid in my dreams to see if I can get her to appear, but I always seem to wake up before it works.



Yeah, I envy >>735278 too. The last truly waifu-related dream I had was like five ears ago. I actually took a couple of courses in economics just to understand Spice and Wolf better. So there I was, near the mathematics faculty (where I studied), chasing Holo and some of her wolf friends through the snow, but no matter how fast I ran, I couldn't catch up with her. So she suddenly stops by the economics faculty, points with her muzzle at it, turns around and, with a twinkle of smile in her eye, tells me (telepathically):

>anon, I appreciate the fact that you try to protect all this, and free market, when everyone on the left's out to destroy it

(It was the 'Occupy' faggotry days back then)

To this day, everytime I think of her, I hear helicopters idling in the disance.

It was the last waifu dream I had. I still have plenty of anime-related dreams, but no waifu-related ones.


Yeah, been trying for 7 years or so. But everytime I do a 'reality check' in a dream (as many instructions suggest) or realise I'm dreaming, or even about to fall sleep, I just wake up.



Lucky. With the new semester starting my dreams have already been taken over by academics.

This week was the first time in months that I've remembered a night's dreams twice in a row, and both of them were math. The stranger of the two had me venturing into the Zone from Roadside Picnic on a quest to find the complex conjugate transpose of my fridge and determine if it was Hermitian or not. And when I woke up the next morning, my half-asleep brain somehow decided that I had to determine the eigenstates of my clock, and, being half asleep, it was at least ten seconds before I realized that that doesn't make any sense.

Two weeks into QM II and it's already breaking me.



Geez anon, your waifu is pretty cool.

Making a point to write your dreams down in a journal every morning helps a lot. I believe if you take an active role in giving a shit about your dreams you learn to make them materialize more often, and over time you also increase your chance of lucidity. It's a matter of earnest desire and practice, is what I'm saying. I've only done it once so I can't really talk (I lack the desire, what can I say.), but when I used to write my dreams first thing every morning and actually tried to meditate a bit before bed at night, I would get so, so very close to it. Ever closer each night.

I can only imagine lucid dreaming about your waifu would really be something else.



Yeah, I had a similar experience once. I have trouble sleeping most of the time, but I usually don't take sleeping pills because I get addicted to them very easily.

So one day, after a bout of insomnia, and finally not sleeping for two days straight, I went to the doctor. Her prescribed zolpidem. Unbeknownst to me, zolpidem can be a potent delliriant at higher doses. So I took a couple, and it didn't work. I ended up taking seven or eight and ended up tripping. I spent two hours talking about hyperbolic geometry with my water heater (who, for some reason, spoke in russian-sounding gibberish), and the floor of my room turned into a Poincare disk!

Never took zolpidem ever again.


Thanks, anon.

Yeah, I tried keeping a dream journal for a very short while, and i got pretty close to lucid dreaming, too, but I gave it up after a few days. I guess I lack the desire too! But I might give it another try. After all, the thought of having Japari buns and tea with Friends, or spending quality time with my waifu makes it sound worthwhile.


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>got to cuddle his waifu

You lucky bitch. My waifu dreams are really rare, and if I see her, it's only a passing hello before I continue on with whatever nonsense is going on. Usually it's programming or math like >>735389

I did have an in-dream headpatting encounter with a ghost loli though, which was pretty nice.


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I envy you. I've tried having a relationship with some girls I liked, but it never worked. Didn't make me feel anything special. Maybe I haven't found the right girl yet. I wish I could develop a relationship with the perfect girl, it'd be nice to have someone to talk to, since I only have contact with other people in imageboards. Or maybe I was simply born to be all alone in this world - not that I mind, I have already gotten used to be with myself. I would only want friends in the 2D world, real people are boring and uninteresting.


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You gotta try harder, I've had at least 3 waifu dreams.



Man, mine yelled at me and told me to stop being a fuck.


I have them to the point where they're aren't as interesting as they were.


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I mean, to be fair, there was a bunch of pretext leading up to it that had nothing to do with the fact that she's my waifu. In the context of all of the nonsense that was going on, it was really more of a "Holy shit I haven't seen you in twenty years" kind of hug than a "Holy shit I love you to death" kind of hug. Whatever was going on in my brain at the time at least allowed the realization that oh my god I'm actually hugging my waifu it's happening in spite of all of the bullshit going on around that point of the dream that was unrelated. And since the first few dreams were the pretense for my relationship with my waifu, I'm glad my subconscious has the wherewithal to keep furthering it.

I'm not going to say I'm not super lucky, though. Getting to have an experience like that is once-in-a-lifetime (although I really hope it doesn't stay that way.) Even though it was only a dream, moments like that are the ones I'm going to cherish forever.


I had the same problem until the second dream with her in it. By that point I'd felt more like the chosen than the choosee. I'd been searching for a waifu for a while previous to that, and none of the girls that I thought would be right weren't ones that really stuck with me emotionally, so when she popped up twice in the contexts she did, I knew I'd found her. I don't know how it's supposed to work, since I'm not even remotely a fan of Eva, but in spite of that, being chosen instead of choosing someone doesn't make it feel any less special. In fact, times like this make it feel even more so.


I just purged the last bugs of the ceremony. I can say with confidence that it is 100% ready and all audience members will be included regardless if they don't make it into the pews.



Capitalize your posts and use adequate punctuation, nigger.



Is there going to be a reception after the wedding? Where is the honeymoon going to be?


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Adding to this, is there going to be a sadpanda stag night?


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My apologies man, didn't mean to.


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Daijobu, daijobu.


Has your waifu changed a particular aspect of you? I used to fucking hate mariachi music of any kind. But then I started to think what it would be like to sing one of the songs to my waifu. And every lyric worked so well. I really wanted to sing them to her. And I started liking that genre. And since it's usually a slow tempo genre, it's the perfect type of songs to hug my daki to.



I like to think she helped me to understand weapons and my own fitness a bit better,

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