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File: b93a1254aafd7a3⋯.png (584.95 KB, 1117x1600, 1117:1600, askua.png)


Asuka is objectively best girl.

Rei is a pile of steaming garbage that not even shinji (the biggest homo in the entire show) likes.

You would have to be really stupid and dumb to like a plain soulless doll like Rei.


File: b390005ca737643⋯.png (25.11 KB, 200x225, 8:9, Fugg.png)

`How many years has this shit been going on?


All Eva girls are shit.



22 I believe.


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Asuka is a bitch. There is only one quality girl there and it's Hikari.


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>bitchy mentally ill third-wave feminist


>beautiful and tender soul that you want to protect

OP continues to inhale penises as usual.


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There's no point in counting since it will continue on long after we are all dead.


The only correct opinion.



OP was raised by a single mother



Rei is literally a clone of his mother. Shinji was subconcsiously and physically repulsed by her. Rei was too fucking stupid to tell him, even though she knew about it all along.

Asuka is a hothead with a hot body in heat. Shinji just needs to sate her desires and she would calm down.


Hikari isn't even a candidate for best girl. She did't even compete. All she does is orbit a massive dick head like the slut she is.


I mean you're right but Asuka isn't particularly great in the grand scheme of things and there's no need to be an asshole about it. Rei is never really given a chance, her character is being a zombie-like clone.


In the pile of shit that this show is, I like Rei II best.


I thought the running joke was the every last girl in the show was garbage

Gendo is the only real choice


>Rei is a pile of steaming garbage that not even shinji (the biggest homo in the entire show) likes

Shinji doesn't like Asuka, either. He never liked her; he HATED her. Oh sure, one time he jacked off over her tits because he was psychologically broken and hey, it's tits. But the next time he "saw" her he tried to kill her. Twice! But failed because, hey, it's Shinji.

The only person who ever loved Shinji was Kaworu. Not even his own mother did; she just used him as a tool in her Machiavellian plot to achieve immortality.




Hikari is barely a character.



The only correct opinion is Rei II right before she got dead. That smile is something that can melt the ice caps and cause Armageddon before Third Impact even had a chance.




Kaworu is actually canon best. You can't beat anime Jesus.


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Rei's smile is a miracle of the universe.


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And we'll be doing it for 20 more.


File: 54338cbc30a1f81⋯.jpg (187.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, eternal question.jpg)

There should be a prize for whoever can definitely solve this like there is for dumb math problems.



What if you gave Asuka blue hair and red eyes, and Rei red hair and blue eyes? Would that change anybody's opinions?


File: 10d06ad15ae1df3⋯.png (331.96 KB, 580x600, 29:30, Yui.png)

Objectively best girl.


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>being the worst girl is literally part of her metacharacter IE the new generation of japanease females breaking off the old submissive archetype into being annoying self obsessed cunts with issues



Blue-haired Asuka would be unsettling but red-haired Rei wouldn't be bad

Further testament to the superiority of Rei



>Onahole with a wig


>actual woman

You continue to drown in semen.



>actual woman

Misato is wonderful


What sort of date would you take your preferred Eva girl on?


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Shinji is the best girl



>can cook and play cello

>no mother in law


The evangelions are objectively best girls.



Misato is a used up alcoholic mess, I'm not sure why contrarians think she's a preferable alternative.


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Punished "Neo" Asuka is even cuter. She was the best thing about that terrible movie.

I'm pretty sure the best girl is still Maya though.



Why do people even like Maya, aside from her being a token lesbian baka?



Because she is cute and nice.



Only betas can't handle the shit tests.


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You're not wrong.


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Asuka looks fucking horrible, but Rei, being best girl, is able to look cute with the red hair and red plugsuit.



I agree with that, but what betas can and cannot handle has no bearing on which girl is better.


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Kaworu best to be honest.



Red-haired Rei is literally Yui with a bad dye-job; that's why it works so well. Blue-haired Asuka is slightly horrifying. For some reason it makes her look like a trap...


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All you piece of shit asukafags care about is "LE EPIK DERE MOMENT WHEN SHE LOVED HIM ALL ALONG" that's literally all you fat neckbeard shitstains care about. Every fucking post in this thread made by you subhuman reddit abortions is "oh wouldn't it be great if she takes it too far and feels regret and goes all DERE on him" or "oh wouldn't it be great if he snaps and fuck her hard and she goes all DERE"

This tsundere shit is all you piece of shit think about. Probably all day long. Why are you so fucking retarded?

If I could I would send all of you idiots to a fucking concentration camp. I would torture every single one of you brainless wastes of flesh one by one, taking my sweet time. As I'm ripping every one of your nails out with a fork, I would force you to make an ahegao face. Every time you cry like a little bitch when I whip you, I would make you say "STOP BEING SO TSUNTSUN ANON" I would do all of this with no remorse or emotion in my face whatsoever. In fact I would be awarded a Nobel peace prize for cleansing society of all of you useless fucks. Literally not a single person in this thread deserves life.



Bringing up Kaworu is like bringing nukes to a stick fight. Well, yeah, you're gonna win but it kind of makes the whole thing moot.


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>bringing a faggot into best girl discussion means the faggot wins

It's deciding which girl is the best, that's like saying bringing up a dog in what breed of cat is the best means the dog is going to win.


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>He doesn't want to hate-fuck Asuka into submission

>He doesn't want to choke her while you climax together

>He doesn't want to slap her/spank her when she talks shit until she apologizes for having such a dirty vocabulary



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>wanting to beat your wife into submission and harm her

Your wife should be submissive to you and show you signs of affection, you shouldn't have to physically harm her/try to kill her just so that she will show love to you.


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Anon you don't get it, you hatefuck her into submission so she realizes how much you love her. It's like those H-Doujins where after the 10th or 11th time she realizes it and it becomes a play. Then you get the best parts of the tsun with the best parts of the dere.



And then you get an unwanted unexpected pregnancy.


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>its like those h-doujins where after the 10th or 11th time

I'm sorry anon, I don't enjoy mindbreaking girls into loving me.


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It's not mindbreak if they wanted the vitamin D all along. Not that I'd need a pleb waifu like Asuka or Rei when I have a superior waifu.



Is the change in hair color supposed to change anything? Aesthetic preferences aside, shit is still shit if you paint it over.


All you piece of shit reifags care about is "LE SUBMISSIVE GIRL" that's literally all you fat neckbeard shitstains care about. Every fucking post in this thread made by you subhuman reddit abortions is "she wil ldo what I say" or "she has no personality so she WILL love me"

This non-emotion shit is all you piece of shit think about. Probably all day long. Why are you so fucking retarded?

If I could I would send all of you idiots to a fucking concentration camp. I would torture every single one of you brainless wastes of flesh one by one, taking my sweet time. Literally not a single reifag deserves life.


File: 6ec6d99b0d8b434⋯.png (883.08 KB, 914x875, 914:875, green.png)

At least it matches the plugsuit accents



It's the best chance you'll ever have of making anybody love you, anon.


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Misato is best. Wife tier.


File: 204bbc8502a706d⋯.jpg (64.31 KB, 484x534, 242:267, asukaseriously.jpg)


>Wifeing an alcoholic used goods with daddy issues who uses sex to give herself some fulfillment in life.




If you can get hard while full of negative emotions, you're objectively a bad person.


Kensuke's mom was probably in the Eva that nuked itself out of existence in America. He got cheated out of ever getting to pilot because of those stupid fucking Americans messed something up. Possibly used imperial instead of metric in some calculations... again...

>TFW you will never get to watch a comfy upbeat version of NGE where Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Touji, Kensuke, and Kaworu all pal around fighting Angels, and supporting and loving each other like good friends should



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Im sorry but this is best girl and this best girl won.


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I tried.


Rei II = Soryuu >>>> Rei III > Shikinami >>>>>> Rei Q


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Why are you doing this?


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I'm disturbed, but even more so I am fascinated.



Thanks doc.



>Rei is a pile of steaming garbage that not even shinji (the biggest homo in the entire show) likes.

Well of course you raging fucking retard. Shinji doesn't like Rei (best girl) because he is a raging fucking homo! All he cares about is getting dicked by Kaworu. He only experiments once with fapping to a woman's body, and, pray tell, what is his first, immediate reaction?! Revulsion! Extreme fucking disgust! And later in EoE, when that loose cunt kisses her and promises her sex? Just watch that scene and look at his facial expression! It's confusion mixed with strong fear and disgust! And I'm not talking about the more abstract, socialised concept of 'disgust'. I'm talking about that primal feeling that seems like a mixture of pure terror and disgust at the same time, like someone who's just witnessed a brutal Mexican cartel dismembering, and murdering an unarmed, outnumbered victim in a particularly disgusting fasion gets. If that doesn't give you an idea of how much of a homo he is, I don't know what else does.

And of.fucking.course when someone is such a faggot, someone to whom the mere idea of masturbating to a female body seems bizzare and out of place, and even the idea of sexual contact with a woman, no strings attached, is enough to evoke such a strong reaction, is not going to settle with a woman who requires, and provides a long, nourishing, caring and committed relationship.

Asuka is at best a bottom bitch's (in the general sense of the word) choice. Someone who dominates you and wears the pants in the relationship, and, of course, neither provides, nor requires a strong commitment. It's literally a faggot's choice, if he were forced to choose. this much, of course, should have been self-evident, given that she was OP's choice

Rei, on the other hand, is a woman who provides the opportunity of a nourishing, caring relationship such as marriage. She's a woman to make a family with. A woman who has the potential to keep a household running. To give birth to, and raise beautiful, intelligent and responsible kids. Someone who's a woman. She's a real man's choice.

Same goes, of course, for Hikari, to whom the last paragraph applies.


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If you can't get hard from negative emotions and enjoy it you're objectively Shinji.



What are your thoughts on Misato, Ritsuko, and Maya?



>>TFW you will never get to watch a comfy upbeat version of NGE where Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Touji, Kensuke, and Kaworu all pal around fighting Angels, and supporting and loving each other like good friends should

This should have been rebuild.


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Ah-huh, I know what this is.



Get the fuck outta here with the shinji's mom was actually plotting for immortality from the beginning.



Gendo basically confirms this in End. She got absorbed into Unit 01 because she chose to. She caused Third Impact by only deciding to move from the Bakelite after Asuka (who could have killed the MP Evas with Shinji's help) was already mangled. Of course, this was after she ate Zeruel to consume the S2 organ so Unit 01 would become the critical element and centerpiece of Third Impact anyway.

>TFW Shinji's parents were both insane epic chessmasters, but he was too much of a boob to do anything with this potential


I want to drink with Misato.

I want to stand up to Asuka.

I want to headpat Rei.

I want to play with Ritsuko's cats.

Fite me.



But I do want to do that. And then throw her away like a used tissue.


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But that's wrong you fucking nigger.



I know. I have a lot of contradictory wants.



Jokes on you, he can't be a faggot if he's not human.



Basically what >>835627 says. As for Maya, I'd read her resume and cover letter if she applies for work with my organisation. (I might, or might not actually hire her).

I'm not the sort who gets into these "who's the best girl" arguments. It's just that Asukafags really get on my nerves. I find them extremely... well, Asuka-like. It was, perhaps, more of a reflection on the types who like Asuka vs. Rei or Hikari rather than the characters themselves. Nevertheless, I cannot in good conscience say that I like Asuka herself either.



> It was, perhaps, more of a reflection on the types who like Asuka vs. Rei or Hikari rather than the characters themselves.

Now you know the importance of the question. Blue vs Red is an argument that will last beyond the entropy of the universe.



Buying beer for Misato and chilling at home with her.

Calling out Asuka for all her bullshit.

Making Rei yummy veggie food and delivering it to her apartment.

Making Ritsuko's kitties purr.

Flowers for Hikari and Maya(So she can give them to Ritsuko)


Asuka acts like my sister when she's on the rag. I thought that part of the point of liking anime girls is that they don't act like bitches.



Absolutely wholesome post.


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>It's just that Asukafags really get on my nerves. I find them extremely... well, Asuka-like.

That's because it takes an anon understanding how a smug bitch like that thinks to mindbreak her keep her in check. I used to be a Rei-fag back in the day, but as I've grown older it's become clear to me that Rei is inferior because she's like an easily-manipulated doll with no personality and no voice to convey her wants and desires, thus you're forced into a relationship that will inevitably just end with depression for both of you at being unable to understand each other's feelings, and eventually suicide on her end. You might get a few kid out of it, but it will be an utterly despairing and lifeless relationship. Meanwhile when I stopped being a boy and became a man I realized how superior Asuka is as a specimen between the two choices. She's extremely vocal about what she wants and she's extremely vocal about her feelings. She doesn't understand how to read the situation and might be slightly autistic or it could just be a symptom of her growing up. If you can tame the smug that is Asuka whether through sexual or paternal means is irrelevant she will come to love you because you bring structure and meaning to her life. You can clearly see this in her "relationship" with Ryoji who understands this aspect of her.

To appreciate what is Asuka and tame the smug autistic teen, you will obtain a life partner who is headstrong and who will clearly convey her emotions to you. She'll still relapse into smug bitch mode occasionally, but her true dere will shine through as she will unconditionally love the little girl man who put up with her bullshit and disciplined her when she was out-of-line. To the man who tames this beast, you will receive a loving wife, a caring mother who wants to correct the mistakes of her own mother, a submissive but level-headed wife who isn't afraid to speak her mind, and a companion who you can feel proud of standing next to as you both live well into your 80s watching your children and grandchildren flourish, their red hair gently blowing in the breeze as you sit on the porch of your Nip mansion you obtained by fighting through it all and using her as a pillar to your foundation.



You see anon, that is where 2D is superior to 3D. Even when 2D is a bitch, she's a redeemable bitch. In 3D you can only put up with them because of societal norms while they take and take and take from you some more. In 2D there is always a reason for the taking and you can discipline them and gain something more from the encounter than you lost. 2D is truly superior to 3D.



Anon stop! You'll drown in all that pussy!



It's called Angelic Days and it's a lovely manga. No angels in it though if I remember right.



Staggeringly autistic, well done. Is this copypasta or are you really speaking from the heart?



It's 100% autism at work anon, you're reading OC right there.



>easily-manipulated doll with no personality and no voice to convey her wants and desires, thus you're forced into a relationship that will inevitably just end with depression for both of you at being unable to understand each other's feelings, and eventually suicide on her end.

If she's so easily manipulated, why don't you just manipulate her into being a good mother and wife? Or maybe she's not actually that easy to manipulate and you're going with the choice that really is easier, making you a faggot by your own reasoning.

>She'll still relapse into smug bitch mode occasionally

You'd like that wouldn't you? Typical asukafag.


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That's because it takes an anon understanding of how a repressed girl like that thinks to understand her. I used to be an Asuka-fag back in the day, but as I've grown older it's become clear to me that Asuka is inferior because she's a bitchy whore who will hop on tyrone's bbc in two heartbeats, thus you're forced into an "open relationship" that will inevitably just end with depression for you and only you, and if you're smart you might even murder her before you kill yourself. You might get a wife's son out of it, but it will be a completely horrible relationship where you argue all day and all night she's riding tyrone. Meanwhile, when I stopped being a boy and became a man I realized how superior Rei is as a specimen between the two choices. She's completely and utterly loyal, and will always offer love instead of anger, she is also intelligent, and can surprise you with her philosophical side. She has trouble expressing herself and might be slightly autistic or it could just be a symptom of her growing up. If you aren't completely retarded AND blind you can completely understand the repressed girl that is Rei either through sexual or paternal means is irrelevant she will come to love you because you bring structure and meaning to her life. You can clearly see this in her "relationship" with Gendo who understands this aspect of her.

To appreciate what is Rei and tame the quiet autistic teen, you will obtain a life partner who is loyal, will be a good mother to strong children, and will keep up with deep conversation. She'll relapse into quiet mode occasionally, but her true dere will shine through as she will unconditionally love the man who isn't so retarded as to need things screamed at him bluntly in order to understand. To the man who understands this clone, you will receive a loving wife, a caring mother who wants to correct the mistakes of her own upbringing, a submissive and cool headed wife who always thinks before she acts, and a companion who you can feel proud of standing next to as you both live well into your 80s watching your children and grandchildren flourish, their angelic wings gently blowing in the breeze as you sit on the porch of your giant sky palace you obtained by marrying into God's court.


Rei could be a decent enough gf/wife if she weren't constantly being killed. That's why she's so "not all there".


If I wason my main computer and had the concept art of Shinji as a girl I would post it.

Girl Shinji > Rei > Hikari > Asuka > Kaworu > Misato



>Projecting this hard

>Talking about anime girls, yet still finds a way to talk about nigger dicks

>Butchered 2 paragraphs of pure concentrated butthurt

>This is what Rei fans think


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Wonder how things would have been if they were sisters.

You can have redhead and blond siblings right?

My dominant/recessive allele knowledge is super rusty


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This is true, despite my love for Asuka and always taking her side in Red vs Blue fights, Hikari will always remain the best girl of the series.



Her relationship with Kaji was completely nonexistent. She was just a teenaged girl who had an unrequited crush on a dashing older man that she knew absolutely nothing about. She was so fucking naive that despite trying her hardest to project her adolescent sexuality his way, her first look at what sex really was REPULSED her. She's pathetic. Rei wouldn't run away from sex like that.



Yes you should be able to. Also there are inbetween colors like reddish blonde or blonde with a slight touch of red. And hair colors change for a lot of people, although they usually get darker when they were bright blonde as a child, but maybe one would lose the redness or the other would get darker/redder over time.

In 2D anything is possible anyhow.


You Can (Not) Move On


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I'm a sucker for the crossover.


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Here. I was told it was actual concept art but I don't know if I believe it; still best girl regardless.




I'm a Misatofag first second and last, but I sure wouldn't mind eating a lunch she made for me :3c



>All she does is orbit a massive dick head like the slut she is.

I'm sorry that good girls don't like beta faggots like Shinji.


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Are there actually people ITT who don't want to drink with Misato and... let one thing lead to another?



Pump and dump, baby.



>buy her beer

>come home and clean the place up before she gets in.

>her face when she comes home.

>opening it for her and talking while downing a few.

>telling her once again how grateful you are for her taking you in.

>she brushes it off with a smile, saying it's really no big deal.

>the low cut of her shirt barely hides her perky breasts and nips

>you try to keep from throwing glances at her inbetween drinks.

>she smugly gives you a look >Iknowwhatyouwant

>you're blushing and trying to hide your obvious infatuation for your guardian still.

>she sets the beer on the table and brings the chair with her to sit with you.

>she puts her back to you, telling you her shoulders and back are sore.

>Could you massage them for me?


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>color swaps

I got some of those too. Green Asuka looks pretty amazing though.


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>all this shit taste

Move over 90s boomer otaku and meet the Eva girl for the 21st century. She's confident, not a psycho, super hot, cool under pressure, and LCL makes her super horny!

These facts alone make Mari Illustrious Makinami the one and truly best EVANGELION GIRL!



She has a cute design and she could have been interesting, had she only added more to the movies' plotlines than nothing at all.


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Brown anime girls may be magic, but this is just wrong.


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I'm rewatched Evangelion for the first time since my teens over a decade ago.

Which subtitles do I use for Evangelion?

The two options I have are:

2D4U TS/ADV translation

Central Anime aka OPDR

I can't find any information on either translation online, but I've noticed the translations are very different.

Pic related.



Watch 2D4U's release with Bloat Subs.


2D4U is EG who is arguably one of the best encoders on the planet. Originally he just used DVD subs, but anons put Bloat in there, which is the best translation. I don't know which subs you have listed under "2D4U" there, but it looks like the DVD subs and not Bloat. Get Bloat.



Thanks anon.



Has there been any kind of blu-ray upscaling for NGE and EoE?

If so, how is it? Were any weird "creative decisions" made that break with the classic versions?



If there was any, EG/RX782 would not have used it. He's pretty autistic about these things. Here's his statement:

>I'm not happy with this remaster, really, I'm not. It's better than the Renewal discs, but the DNR is inconsistent between scenes, and I can't say the result is pleasing. Overall, the picture is nice and grainy, but some shots suffer from a form of DNR that leaves ringing around the line work. I tried to counteract this, and while an older encode had suffered from detail loss, I'm confident that the version here strikes a good balance between edge cleaning and line retention. I've also cleaned the grain strictly in the chroma channels, as I'm not a fan of heavy, low frequency chroma grain. It helps compressibility a decent bit too. The biggest surprise to me (and others) was that despite this being a 16mm show, it actually does hold detail into 1080p that is reflected in this transfer. For that reason, I've kept this as a 1080p release, despite my earlier intentions.

>A note on the color: A statement from Sony PCL mentioned that they were provided explicit notes from the 2003 Renewal project on how to go about restoring this BD version. This makes sense in a few ways, the most obvious being frame restoration and timing (remember, Renewal had changes from the broadcast version that would have to be recreated for this, theoretically). However, Sony was also instructed to color grade the new BD master to the colors of the 2003 version, which to me, comes off as backwards and unfulfilled. Like the DVDs, this new BD has the same yellowish/green tint, and though it may not be too noticeable, it's there, and I felt compelled to reduce it. I will re-examine this correction on a per-episode basis, as I recall a similar correction attempt to produce inconsistent results on the DVDs (future episodes didn't seem as affected).

In short, it's better than the 2003 Renewal DVD release, which is your only other choice.



Also, about Episode 16:

>Back in 2003, when the Renewal boxset came out, it was revealed in the DVD booklets that episode 16's negative was lost, and the only copy they had left was a 35mm blow up interpositive that existed for god know's what reason. They used this IP copy to make the 1080i scan seen in the Renewal discs, which of course, was ultimately downscaled to 480i. We know from Renewal's documentation that the series was scanned in at 1080i, so there's little reason to believe this episode doesn't exist in that form.

>Fast forward to 2015, and the BD Boxset announced that not only would episode 16 continue to derive from that same IP source, but that it would actually be an *upscale* of the Renewal's 480i version. In other words, rather than going back to the 1080i HDCAM scan (or even better, the 35mm IP), they performed a lousy upscale of the DVD version. It has *huge* halos on the edges, but otherwise looks about the same as the 2003 copy. What's sad is that Sephirotic, who is also doing an Eva release, discovered that the broadcast version available on the archive DVD box actually has better colors in a number of shots, with greater shadow detail that was crushed in the Renewal version.

>This version honestly isn't much better than the DVD rip, but I tried my best to get rid of the edge enhancement. Unfortunately, it looks even worse in comparison to the other episodes, now that they're in HD, whereas it sorta blended in with the other episodes in the DVD release. It is what it is, and there's nothing we can really do about it.




Thank you for the extremely detailed reply.

Speaking hypothetically here, what kind of torrent of NGE and/or EoE would one want to get if one wanted this EG/RX782 version?



I posted the link already. >>836399


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Oh, nice.

Also, a message to all the Rei haters out there: Have you tried smiling?


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I saw this banner ad when I visited that site. G-God bless Steam and its newfound tolerance for lewd games.


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Compare to the 2D4U version I've been shilling.


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Also, the line is "You can just smile."




R-Rest assured I didn't intend to quote Rei directly but simply ask people here if they had tried smiling. Because no one smiles like Rei.


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Who fucking dropped her in an oil spill?



This reminds me of how great Evangelion was.

I can't even emotionally connect to people on /a/ anymore. Visiting this place makes me feel like I'm already dead. Does anyone here relate to this? It's like I'm dead, because the people I used to relate to online 10 years ago are gone. The aging board populations being recycled is something I knew about even when I was 18/19 I started to feel it would become an issue. I just didn't comprehend just how devastating it would be to my replacement of a social life. Generation after generation of younger people who can't relate to me, and I can't relate to them.

This has happened to every board, and even every site to one degree or another. No place did it hit harder to me emotionally than /a/. Anime was exceptionally good at having a story this enthralling that it would be almost as rewarding, and much more emotionally devastating, than real life. On an emotional level anime could be better than real life. But I feel when people say that nowadays it's with a veil of satire, or it's a commentary on people fapping to anime, or some sort of oblivious desire to live off straight comedies or slice-of-life shows, rather than a show like Evangelion where the writing was so great on so many levels.

I doubt most people who would read this post even think it's genuine. Probably think it's anon going for an epic copypasta, because Evangelion is overrated so I must be 'memeing'. Evangelion is by no means my favorite anime story, your pics reminding me of this scene just gave me really strong feels.


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Anon, I shared those pics because I just rewatched the scene and felt the same way. There are those out there who don't connect with Eva and think people like us are faggots, but fuck them.

Evangelion is one of the greatest animated works ever made. The direction is masterful in all aspects and has a real intimate understanding of the characters, the audience, and how to connect the two. Anno said he made Eva because he wanted to connect to those around him. His art is his connection, and it's brought me here by your side for all these years. I'm here forever, anon. Don't think you're alone.

I think these people shitpost so much about Eva because it touched them, too. I'm asking everyone reading this to rewatch that scene and see for yourself how great it is. Remind yourself why you spent 22 years posting about Red vs Blue. The art, the voice acting, it's all superb. How Rei's perpetual straight face suddenly softens when Shinji's kindness reminds her of his father and touches her heart for the first time in her life. Shinji's tears as he smiles down at the woman who would kill herself for her sense of duty, and Shinji's kindness bringing a sense of self to a girl who never felt anything in her life. How the LCL is half gone and Rei is laying in a pool of it when Shinji opens the door, and the sound of wet splashes as he crawls in. How the camera pans over the destruction of the fight before which threatened to end all life on Earth, the two Evas crumpled next to one another with the trees in the foreground to give it a sense of scale no one knows how to do anymore. Rei's face gradually softening as she coldly wonders why Shinji is doing what he's doing.

This was the first time, and only time, in her life Rei has ever known someone who cared so much about her while knowing so little.

There will never be anything like NGE again and it's up to us to carry it's memory like Yui drifting through space as the achievement of mortal man.



>Anno adds in a pointless and completely transparent Mari Sue character

>All these morons gush about how cool and attractive she is

For twenty years, this fuck has been making fun of how retarded otaku are, and the otaku keep on proving how right he is.



And it only makes his disdain grow deeper. It's pretty fucking funny really. The story of one man's attempt to insult otaku and then their total inability to even realize they've been insulted leading to a feedback loop.




Jesus, I don't think I've ever seen an anon's point (>>836478) proven so quickly.

>this fuck has been making fun of how retarded otaku are

Right on, and le anime was a le mistake epic meme quote too!!



Eva is shit, the writer was a mental patient, and you are overthinking it and giving it far more weight than it actually has.


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>I can't even emotionally connect to people on /a/ anymore. Visiting this place makes me feel like I'm already dead. Does anyone here relate to this?

It's almost as if you think you are still on 4cuck and not the place where people who rejected that place chose to post on instead.



Anon I love NGE, and I'm sure many others here do too. It might seem like most people don't because it's such a controversial talked-to-death show, and the caliber of its fame makes some wary of being associated with normalfags for liking it, but as another anon said, the fact that we have threads like these prove its influence.



Yeah, and if you're talking about people outside this place the anti-Eva meme will last as long as people feel the need to be contrarian. I know there is some valid criticism, but I feel that most Evangelion hate is just trying to be against one of the most critically acclaimed popular anime.


I want to hug Rei.



God, Rebuild is so shit compared.


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I made a thing.


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But I thought Ramiel was a cute school girl.



Thanks again for that anon. And I agree with everything you said about Evangelion. It was close to perfection in how masterful every aspect of the show was.

I've just been very jaded for a long time. It would sound hypocritical if I listed off my reasons for not liking anime from recent years, but in short there's just been a massive deterioration in quality. They're vacant of genuine emotion. They feel too glossy and overproduced in style.

It's not purely an age thing, but I feel that every mini generation that passes through here is exponentially less likely to relate with me.


I had slowed my posting on /a/ even before 2014, but I don't go on 4chan's /a/ at all. The exodus seemed to increase the percentage of people who relate to the idea that the internet as a whole is deteriorating with more people having access, and the loss of control of culture. I appreciate that. But whenever I'd come on /a/ there's nothing for me. There are anime shows being discussed that I haven't seen, I'll occasionally watch something so I can join in, but I never like them on the same level I did 10 years ago. There's nothing to discuss. So it's hard to connect with people.



>tfw no office lady Rei to boss me around ;_;



Hey if you know where that glass octohedron's orifices are, I'm all ears.



>Rebuild version of Sachiel and Shamshel

You thought I wouldn't notice?

Also, most of them are too big to fuck, except for the one which is too SMALL to fuck. It can, however, fuck you — on a cellular scale — so I guess we'll go with that.



>It can, however, fuck you — on a cellular scale — so I guess we'll go with that.

Gays are known for spreading venereal disease.



And every single person who ever perpetrated a genocide was straight; what's your point?


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>Over 20 years later and we're still finding new reasons for why Asuka>Rei



What impresses me most is how a 23 year old anime still has girls that look so "modern".



>leading to a feedback loop

Basically this. It took me a couple viewings of Rebuild 3.0 to figure out what the fuck is going on. It eventually occurred to me that it's not supposed to make sense. Everything is supposed to be bullshit and nonsense, because the viewer is Shinji. YOU ARE SHINJI. The entire fucking plot of Rebuild, of this cycling back to repeating the same mistakes over and over, is allegory for the otaku experience.

Right before he dies, Kaworu comforts Shinji, saying "We'll meet again". This is of course true, because we'll eventually go back and re-watch the series, and meet him again, right where we know he'll be there. It's a cycle we can't escape; it's a choice we keep on making; it's a pain we fully expect but accept nonetheless. And nothing ever changes — nothing ever gets better. The characters we love keep on suffering and dying, keep on making the same mistakes, every time we watch. Our punishment for giving a shit is to be forced to observe, but cycle through the same thing over and over again.



Asukafags have to dig pretty hard to find arguments for something false, that's why they're still at it.


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Thanks anon, that post brought tears to my eyes, your description of the scene is beautiful.


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The people like you who think Eva is one massive epic troll are the worst, and you refuse to understand anything about Eva. You're the type of people Anno is trying to reach but you won't stop sucking your own ego cock to listen.

The otaku who sent Anno death threats? That's the type you are, feeling betrayed by someone who only wants genuine human connection.



>Claims everyone is wrong

>Doesn't offer any counter-argument

I bet you're an Asukafag.





Anno is a insane man who ejaculated onto an anime script. That's it.

Evangelion isn't "deep" or "smart". It's just faggots projecting because "muh symbolism"




Historically speaking, it's extremely unlikely that anyone gay could have gained enough political power to be in a place where it was possible to perpetrate a genocide, or really do anything.



What's wrong with symbolism?


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Asuka is not dominant personality you stupid faggot.

Why do you niggers repeat this.



>Asuka is not dominant personality you stupid faggot.

I really don't see the appeal of Sohryu. She's a deconstruction of the tsundere, and a fucking bitch. And no, her fucking backstory didn't do jack-shit for me to make me pity her; it only made me hate her more because of how selfish and tryhard she is.

Shikinami at least had a few redeeming qualities to her.

Rei is still best girl.




If you two want to be in a romantic relationship with someone you consider your absolute inferior then go buy a dog.


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She can handle herself in stressful situations (when angels attack), yet has a goofy and playful side outside of work, and likes to drink.

There are two sides to her, and they're both pretty decent. You could do a lot worse in a world that is simultaneously post- and pre-apocalyptic.


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Yeah, but pic related.


>Mistaking turning her into a civilized lady as considering her "an absolute inferior"

Yes, because tough love and teaching her to be a good girl is definitely the same as considering her "inferior." Do you let a child back talk you when you tell them not to cross the street into oncoming traffic, or do you smack them upside the head (or spank them) and tell them to cut that shit out, anon? The love comes after you hate-fuck the bitchiness out of her so you're left with an impregnated girl you have to take responsibility for wholesome tsundere.



First half meant for >>839531



I don't think you're meant to necessarily find the bitchy parts good, but she has her moments.

That said she's my waifu. I'm bias despite her flaws.

But she isn't dominant. That shit is entirely a front.







Yes. My brother is blond and my sister has very red hair. I'm in-between; brown hair and reddish-brown facial hair if I grow it out.


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>beating your waifu

>wanting a submissive slut with no personality

You make me sick.



>anthropomorphized Tigrex points a gun at you.jpg



What if I want to spank a submissive waifu?


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She's not my waifu.



>Mentally ill

Literally all major characters are. That's almost the premise of the show.




You might as well use "virgin" as an insult since you're targeting about as many people.


She's a woman. And now a spirit.




See above


Same as above


Does your handler know you go on this website?


>If you can get hard while full of negative emotions, you're objectively a bad person.

That's true. All these ironic abuse fetishists need to leave already.



All Eva waifus a shit. Best option is objectively the gay angel guy, and that is just gay.


Fly Me to the Moon still is one of the few things that makes me begin to cry, and I much prefer the Evangelion version. It's just a really beautiful song -- it certainly makes me wonder a great deal.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


My favorite version starts at 7:30


Both Rei and Asuka are shit. Misato is best girl.




I don't disagree, but you could provide some reasons you like her.


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Asuka: "big red" the feminist if she was hot

Rei: a living blow up doll

Misato: a alcoholic cougar pretty sure that's redundant

Prove me wrong.


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Fairly easy. Personality wise she's the best developed one. Both Asuka and Rei fall under a trope without which they have nothing.

Asuka is the tsundere who hates the MC but has a soft spot that she hates showing up, and because the MC is too retarded to do much about a potential relationship, she tries to get attention elsewhere.

Rei is a kuudere, she's quiet and won't talk except for a few instances and her emotions are hidden, like Asuka's. There's barely anything beyond that.

Misato on the other hand has a much richer layer of personality. On one hand she's the childish mature woman who doesn't take herself too seriously, and is very kind with everyone who surrounds her.

Yet the other aspect of her is one that's very dedicated and serious about her work and duties associated with the NERV organization. She actually seems to have a switch, because if you notice anything work related is very important to her.

Yet she also has the aspect of some of her coworkers not taking her so seriously because of that childishness she depicts from time to time, for which she tries to balance herself out.

The other interesting and appealing nature of hers is related to her alcohol abuse, while it's not openly stated, she seems to be fond of alcohol because she wants to escape the hurt feelings from the past, yet she won't admit to this, this is where the friendly and happy persona stems from. She wants to avoid the past, and she's afraid of facing it again, so that's why she creates a mask, to pretend that doesn't affect her.

Plus she's hotter that Rei or Asuka


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I know feminism is akin to daddy issues on a global scale, but Asuka isn't a feminist; she just desires attention from a man so she acts out.



How in the fuck is Asuka a feminist. Please explain.


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I just finished watching Evangelion three days ago and I kind of feel as though I've missed out. Going to see it in theaters, being part of the discussion all throughout its being, watching/discussing the rebuilds as they come out, being there for when it canonically happens (2015)... It really does seem to be a shame to be so late. I mean, Evangelion was released nearly a quarter of a century ago, and it would at least have been nice to have seen it before the time when it happens in the story.

It seems that this is so with nearly all things, that I only get into them years and years after it started and after all the cool, neat things have happened. I guess there's still 4.0 to watch out for, though.



I watched it pretty recently myself, just a couple months ago. I don't feel like I missed out, more like I got to see something special a lot of people still talk about these days.

Not seeing it at all? Now that would be missing out.


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You're really looking too much into this. She's horrible bitch like big red is, that's it, pic related. I just added feminist just in case people don't know the her nickname is big red, since everyone know about this red haired feminist and I thought it would ruin my smug post by adding another picture. Most of the people who waifu asuka think she'll reveal her soft side to them, or think that they can tame her. The problem is she's gonna not 'open up', definitely not to the type of guys that are into her, and if can genuinely tame a bitch like asuka you got a whole lot of better options to choose from. even a 3dpd one.


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>Not seeing it at all? Now that would be missing out.

Not really. Shit is overrated as fuck.


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Sounds like someone needs to rewatch the show and this time, activate your brainlet



You can't reason with these people. They'll just repeat the same stale jokes over and over again believing that they're entirely 100% correct. "Get in the robot, Shinji" being the worst offender.



The joke is making fun of what a total pansy shinji is, not whether or not he ever actually gets in 'the robot' you fucking autist.


I think I can do without Shinji's whining until I catch a screening of 4.0. Maybe I'll subject myself to a rewatch then just to remind myself of what the fuck is going on.



Who's the girl he's with? Did he really end up sticking with her? I didn't read the mango yet so I only know the canonical characters.

He's acting like a total fuck-up again if this isn't just a fantasy of his. It seems he hooked up with some random girl he has a strenuous relationship with, getting her pregnant in fact, while realizing that he then doesn't want it and cries out to his childhood authorities. Also, why her? Didn't he have more going with his previous love interests?


I want to buy Rei and Misato some flowers and take them to a comfy movie together. Ritsuko and Maya could tag along too.


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Going out? Wouldn't you rather dine in?



I love veggies, so I'd love to eat Rei's cooking for the girls and I.



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>Go on video for "Asuka Strikes!"

>Read comments

>See this




This is from a doijin (the non-hentai kind) called Epilogue of Evangelion. Takes place after the events of End of Evangelion. It's about 700 pages long.



Come to think of it, just what are those pills that Rei has? What do they do?



In the manga, Ritsuko says she needs to take them to survive because of her imperfect cloned body.


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I'd like some baked eggplant, please.


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haha I have got that first part for you anon-san... uh... eggplant later...



Bet Rei gets the moistest herb.


I couldn't get into Rei (what with her not being all the way there), and Asuka just pissed me off.

W-where do I fit into things?


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>I couldn't get into Rei

t. not Gendo



The other popular choices are Misato and Hikari (she's a good cook I guess) unless you want to go full faggot, or pick something retarded.



Ehh I thought Misato and Ritsuko were alright.


Mom is best girl.


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>Not being into flat girls

Best waifu coming through


Best girl is choose another anime.



But she didn't scream geometrically until the Rebuilds.


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<If the characters have problems, it's inhuman

>Missing out on the implicit details of the story and how it relates to character development

You know there are subtitles, right?


You decide to take your preferred Eva girl on a date.

Where do you go; and what do you do?


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What did Anno mean by this?



Don't know who the person in the middle or nor what "snuff" necessarily means, unless it means like torture porn or something.



Shinji rejects the homo who tries to make moves on him multiple times through the night.

Asuka is not dominant, she's a woman acting out because no one has taken control of her. If any man stepped up to the plate she would be as tame as a kitten. She tries it with Kaji and he tells her to get lost.

Rei is a blank piece of paper. She couldn't provide the motherly side of the parenting needed to raise a child. Movie Rei might come closer to it but series Rei is just too blank to be of any use as a parent. She would only follow your orders while offering you no counter measure to your own parenting style flaws.



You're awful new aren't you.


The best girl of the series is quite obviously Naoko.



Snuff is a type of orgasm you have when you put a rope round your neck and jump off of a stool. That's why she's so happy to be doing it with Shinji, she's going to have an amazing sexual experience.

You should try it yourself, it's very erotic and you would have a good time.



That does not look like Shinji, that's why I was asking.



That person isn't Shinji, it's Mana, a character that only appears in Girlfriend of Steel.



I think she's cute



EVO vs STi



>If any man stepped up to the plate she would be as tame as a kitten

Based on what evidence, other than your personal insipid fantasies about how you expect women to act toward you irl?



Given that Eva is set in a post-axis-victory world, how is that possible?


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I want you to keep making these memes /leftypol/. They really emphasize how bad you guys are at making them.



Their memes certainly encompass their lack of competence ability.



>post-axis-victory world

How so? The social structure and general world of theirs resembles much more this world than it does a hypothetical Axis victory. There was also a lack of symbolism of the Axis powers, among other things characteristic of them.


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Y'know, this scene really stuck with me after rewatching episode 6. It felt like a very weird moment, Shinji imitating what his father had previously done and Rei thinking of Gendo before smiling at Shinji, as if the former was only looking for Rei's recognition while the latter was thinking of Gendo instead. As if neither was being genuine.

Coupled with how she slapped him in the previous episode for making a valid complaint and told him he wasn't needed, which I'm assuming was the opposite of common knowledge since Ritsuko made things clear a minute later, it made the scene somewhat uncomfortable.

Also, I never got the whole souls-embedded-into-evas thing, Yui being part of 01 I do get but Asuka finding her mother in 02 came right out of left field.



Because when a girl acts out for attention if you dick her well enough she attaches to you and stops acting out.



>Asuka finding her mother in 02

That was weird because it was only PART of her mother, just the "maternal instinct" or some such garbage.


Based on what evidence, other than your personal insipid fantasies about how you expect women to act toward you irl?



>Based on what evidence, other than your personal insipid fantasies about how you expect women to act toward you irl?

Well you almost have to drag 3DPD into this, but anon's right more or less. When you give a girl who's acting out the D they stop acting out/latch onto you.

Polite sage before this ventures into rule 6 territory.



It's because it was the maternal instinct that Asuka didn't receive while growing up that she was looking/dying for.



How about based on the actual show where she lashes out because she thinks no one wants her. She distances herself from everyone until she finally loses all self confidence when Kaji doesn't want her. Based on how the one time she behaves herself is when she crawls into bed with Shinji just to be close to someone.

Asuka is a text book case of daddy issues multicultural brat who has no where she belongs so she lashes out at everything.



>When you give a girl who's acting out the D they stop acting out/latch onto you

Based on what evidence, other than your personal insipid fantasies about how you expect women to act toward you irl?

I can do this all day, faggot.


>she finally loses all self confidence when Kaji doesn't want her

Kaji had literally nothing to do with it. She was fine until she got beaten by Angels in multiple consecutive sorties, and then got mind-raped.


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Rei is really autistic, so she'd probably get tricked by a guy into having sex with him because she doesn't know any better. She'd probably even tell you about it, because she doesn't understand why it's wrong.

Asuka wouldn't do that.



Kaji rejecting her for Misato also plays apart in her mental health falling into the gutter. This is clearly in the series if you pay attention.

>Personal experience

If only we had things like a cultural history which taught children about the nature of women. We could call these elders fathers and grand fathers. They could pass down cultural memes in order to protect their sons from destructive female behaviour.



So your evidence is your father's insipid fantasies about how he expected women to act toward him irl, that he told you about, (even though he never acted that way toward your mother because he was a typical whipped man). Brilliant.



>not wanting a girl that would bring you snacks when you play games etc., and stayed out of the way otherwise

>wanting bitch that would create fights from boredom and destroy your stuff from anger and jelaousy for attention.

Cut off your dick too, its too normal with it.



The roastie doth protest too much.


The second one is pretty much how all women act. That's why 2D is so popular, you don't have to put up with one throwing a shit fit over nothing and expecting you to fix the problem she just caused.

But lets get back on topic.

Mari is best girl. She's the least whoreish of them all as she only has 500 different naked figurines made of her rather than the 12,500 of the other Eva girls.



Holy shit the autism.


>>>This girl!

>>>That girl!

>>>No this one!

>>>How about this one!

You're all a bunch of fags. Real men go the harem route.



>destroy your stuff from anger and jelaousy for attention

Rei fags can't justify their decision at all, so they have to resort to make stuff up about Asuka like this.



Ramiel is the best girl because of that lovely singing voice.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Not as good as the screams of Unit 01. Man, just watching this puts a smile on my face and gives me goosebumps. The berserk moments, combined with the OST, are truly some of my fondest memories of evangelion.



>He doesn't want to slap her/spank her until she shits

Disgusting anon.


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Real men realize all the girls are shit and Kaworu is better.


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>not wanting to take Misato to pound town



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>Not wanting to take Asuka to pillage village



Tsundere and kuudere are both objectively shit.


In the tv show, it is odd that no one notices Rei’s unnatural eye and blue hair.


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>Not wanting to take Rei to dick bay



Misato also had blue hair.



>Liking massive sluts

That whore got dicked down by every dude in the show.

I thought you guys had better taste than that. The entire appeal of 2D is that they are pure for you



It is purple.


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You're right, but it's sometimes blue.



I wonder, was that "sometimes blue, sometimes purple" thing just a mistake from the production process. Like, not keying the colors correctly for different scenes or something?






It was a point that she was a showy bitch who never wanted sex. She was just a scared, broken child trying to play up her maturity to everyone before breaking down.



anon, every waifu is beautiful, you don't have to justify her actions or habits


They may look pretty but are unstable. Rei is a emotionally detached clone with billions years old soul in it and are Lilin’s mother. Asuka have daddy issue and other psychological issues. She witnessed her mother suicide.



I don't think you're wrong, but some waifus are more beautiful than others.



Her hair is the kind of purple that's close to blue, so maybe it's just lighting, but getting the wrong color may be possible too.


>Everyone is equal

>Some people are more equal than others

The current year called and it wants its logic back.



Beauty is not the same as equality. Since the concept of beauty is subjective, it stands to reason some waifus would be more beautiful than other beautiful waifus.


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>the concept of beauty is subjective


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Doesnt she get maddu if you masturbate to her unconscious body. she even looks down on you if you are too much a pussy to choke her to death


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Yes, but also pure love


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Whatever you say


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I have finally found the other...



All of a sudden I'm a lot less angry about Asuka shouting at him to "Act like a man!"



Evo is done, STI is not.

Guess that question has been answered, unlike best girl.


I like Kaworu


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Haha that means your gay though



gay or not, I found that really sweet, him coming on to Shinki.


Kaworu is a really kind guy who (as an angel) doesn't quite know how to relate to people. Give him a break.

I mean, he's the first angel who is not openly-hostile to the lilin.



Except the part where he kills a cat in the manga.


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Honestly thought you were joking.


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>the manga

I just found out about this, and holy shit, that manga ran for 19 years??

How much content is in it? Is it any good?


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Between Rei and Asuka which one has the bigger breasts?



If you need to ask, you're not experienced enough to participate in this important thread. Lurk moar.



Kiss of death.

You're going to die, anon. I mean, sure, you'll die in a very kickass, badass way but you're going to die.



No. Guys are also shit.




>6 seeders

Oh boy, this is going to take a long time.


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Threadly reminder that Angelic Days is canon.

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