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Parents vs. potato, who wins?

Dump incoming.


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She's angry.

Angry about potato sluts.


I wanna fuck Auntie and Oga-san and Hitome-san at the same time.


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Now that is a way to enter Gensoukyou in style.


I can't wait to see the allure of creamy deserts have auntie bursting out of those pants.


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>less than twenty pages

I mean, it's better than a hiatus, but still. A certain someone autistic madness is really spoiling my ass and making me lose respect for any other artist.


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Big girls are love



How long before Auntie begins to regret all those ice cream cones?


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Please, human-san. Do your job for once and prevent the cool, scarred, musclecake from turning fat.


Thanks for the dump, anon.



>Do your job, human-san

<inb4 she bulks up considerably offscreen and comes back twice as jacked and cut like a diamond

Nothing is out of the question for this madman.


>Elves have been ruined for me because of the kind of people who enjoy them.




That's the gayest shit I read all day, good job.



Yeah, I hate deviantart too. I don't see what that has to do with the potato-elf thread though.



I don't know what you're trying to say here anon, but if you're saying you wouldn't an elf then I'll have to call you a liar.



Not him, but I'm getting sick and tired of the Oppai Elf trope. I'm not saying elves should be flat, yes I am but elves are not and never were busty. It was always a point of contention/hatred between busty humans/orcs/dwarves and small elves/hins/gnomes, and this oppai elf meme is ruining a century of banter. Chubby on too of oppai makes me have to ask why even bother calling it a fucking elf at that point?



>Oppai Elf

Alright. This is something I can agree on. Elves should be thin and fey-like looking, not just some plump girl with long pointy ears. Can't even blame Japan for that, as that's pretty common in western art too.

Well, that's just one more reason to look forawrd to future Dungeon Meshi chapters. Not that I needed any more reasons.



Sorry, but you can enjoy an elf even if Orcs enjoy them. Elves are for everyone.



You and your rhetoric are the problem. There's no thrill of the hunt or glory in success from picking up such low-hanging fruit.




Hating busty elves is the mark of a homo.

>ruining a century of banter

D&D isn't that old.



I don't know about you, but I feel lots of thrills with an elf.



>He thinks D&D is the start of the bantz

D&D simply codified in game form what had already been a fantasy trope since The Hobbit, which itself was just the culmination of the mythology of various European cultures. The Hobbit will be a century old in ~15 years.


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>The only beings other than the gods the Germanic, including the Anglo Saxons , people allowed as a stand in/synomym for mankind

>A myriad of words and names pertaining to this fact

>Highly revered and thought to be ancestors and great sources of power, beauty and wisdom

>Japan only knows knifeear elves and pig orcs.

>This one is particularily fat and gets abused

May Amaterasu eat their blasphemous eyes.



Don't forget about dogbolds.




Personally, I blame the Americans.

>Implying greenorks and lizardbolds would be any better.



Are you one of the asshurt fags who constantly shat up the vermintide threads?



Elves are for lewd and to serve as orc cock sleeves. Your denial of this fact only makes me harder.



The what threads?



>Liking NTR featuring the niggers of fantasy races



I'm all orc, baby. It's only NTR if you're a beta elf male. Those guys are all faggots.



That's the fault of the person being cucked, who would waifu a species known for being so indecent and lewd?


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>build things

>expand industry

>are jacked as fuck

>have strong family values


>are forest hikkis

>hate industry

>skinny faggots

>quickly break to the cock

Honestly, who would ever want to be an elf male? They're the biggest beta faggots of all time.



This honestly. When you look past the gangrape and, slavery, Orcs are industrious and care of their personal cocksleeves families to make sure they're safe and have food every day. Don't compare them to niggers. Orcs at least take responsibility for their children!


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The real question is, though. When are the dwarves gonna show up?



I want a snek or a drider to show up.



Are you talking about elven males (♀) or females (♂)?




>orcs are industrious

Where is this meme coming from? If Tolkien, then his orcs were just enslaved, brainwashed elves that were interbred with animals and designed only to obey.

If talking about jrpg orcs, they're mostly just loincloth-wearing, club-swinging fodder who know only how to make a campfire and sleep on the floor.



>the amount on his crotch



Both, really. I bet elf males would make great traps. No testosterone.



If it's dwarves, I want it to be a subversion like in Romsen Saga. The dwarves and elves in that series were absolutely hilarious.



Elven propaganda spread by jealous elf males.


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>>are forest hikkis

<Most don't live in trees, they build great cities and some of the greatest kingdoms were largely underground

>>hate industry

<Smiths, craftsmen, and shipwrights to rival the divine beings

>>skinny faggots

<can wrestle a fucking Balrog

>>quickly break to the cock

<premarital sex is unheard of, and if all else fails they will kill themselves through sheer force of will rather than get raped


The Dragon was beyond cute. Best one yet.


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>this is what elf betas actually believe


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No, it's what the Silmarillion says.

You're pic is only further proof that modern fantasy is an utter abortion that appeals to interracial cucks.

It's the same with wizards, in lotr they were powerful spirits in human form who could also kill a balrog, with a sword. In modern fantasy they are weaklings who can only rely on their magic.

Fingolfin fought an evil god. Sure he didn't win against an evil GOD but he wounded him seven times before morgoth could kill him, and that was only because Fingolfin stumbled into one of the many pits carved by Morgoth's failed strikes but he managed get in one last blow against Morgoth's heel. Morgoth walked with a limp after the duel, and the wounds he received pained him forever

>Don't compare them to niggers. Orcs at least take responsibility for their children!

So do niggers in fantasy



>being this mad

How many orc loads were dumped into your "pure" elven waifu? Because I bet it was a lot. Tolkien is just an elf apologist. Elves are cucks and whores by nature.


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>E-elves are super cool! In the ancient legends the great elf warrior faggotolinchinchin battled the great girospothoth and then she got raped but blah blah blah

Oh here come the elf stories with all the elf legends and the elf ruins and the elf artifacts.



Not to mention that upon Fingolfin's challenge, Morgoth, mightiest of the Valar, was the only on of them to ever feel fear, and after he "won" the fight he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the war.



Hey, did you ever hear about that elf that hated orc spunk? Yeah, me neither.



The fact that Western Elves are either Elder Scrolls garbage of Lord of the Rings does not sit well with me.



>Western Elves


Weeb elves may be sluts but at least they're not cuckolds whose women take furfag barbed cock on the regular and would rather kill their own Dungmer men and their fathers than live without furfag cock inside them.


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>taking anything positive written about elves seriously


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More like mud huts.


Which humans caught up to in a single elf's lifespan and decided that they could do it more efficiently at a slightly lower quality.

>Can wrestle a Balrog

Yeah, with a magic sword like a little bitch.

>Premarital sex is unheard of

That's because they don't know the word premarital when they fuck everything with a pulse.


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>Elves are cucks and whores by nature

Before Tolkien elves were creepy spirits who ate children and were also good at fighting, that's would be closer to their true nature than anything else .

"Sluttly elves" are purely a modern invention by fa/tg/uys because anything that's attractive inevitably has porn made of it. If orcs were the pretty ones you'd be arguing with me about them being cumdumpsters.



>What is Last Scabbard of Akrash

>What is Ilmeni Dren

>What is Barenziah

Go back to /tg/ or /v/, dungmer. Weeb elves are pure virgins compared to your roast flap elves.



Orc gals are waifu material.


>not wanting to marry a green-skinned beauty with nice muscles and motherly instincts


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The only race of elves I can actually respect are the dwemer, amazingly smart race of elves who used bitch boy "White" elves, as slaves to make technologically so advanced that they even fucking made god with it, and now the probably go on to live with there god while laughing at the "Primitives" remarking how pointless there life's are, as they go on to learn the secrets universes. They also lack the jew noses of that high elf have. The only thing high about high elf's is how far you hang them from the ground.



>now the probably go on to live with there god

I have bad news for you anon.


Last Scabbard of Akrash is manually placed in Dungmer ancestral tombs, Ilmeni Dren is a real NPC, as is Barenziah and the imperial whom you meet and find out that it's all true. And I'm saging because of off-topic.



I'm staunchly against the anti-elf revisionism, but there's a reason the Dunmer were cursed with dark skin.


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That's a funny way of describing vast halls of stone rivalling atlantis

<Which humans caught up to in a single elf's lifespan and decided that they could do it more efficiently at a slightly lower quality

Because elves taught them how to. Also

>hey also have skills and abilities beyond what is possible for Men, and many can craft seemingly magical object

>beyond what is possible for men

>With a magic sword

Well, any other sword would melt, and someone's bare hands would certainly melt. These balrogs were also skilled warriors who also wielded weapons, so you couldn't just swing at one and win even if you had a magic sword.

Feanor fought multiple balrogs at once before being defeated, and then his sons came and drove them back.

<That's because they don't know the word premarital when they fuck everything with a pulse

>Elves lose interest in sex after they've had children

>Elves can tell in the eyes and voice of another Elf whether they are married

>it is against an Elf's nature to take another by force; one so forced would reject bodily life and die

>in the Silmarillion, it is mentioned that the Elves are indeed closest in kin to the Ainur, given that Elves possess ethereal grace and various powers

Ainur are supernatural beings including the Valar which are basically gods

Modern fantasy orcs are shit too. Pic related.



Oh, also, Dratha has a naked furfag sex slave in her room.



This. Japan's greatest sin is creating the abominations called "porcs"



>Which humans caught up to in a single elf's lifespan and decided that they could do it more efficiently at a slightly lower quality.

Given that elves have no "lifespan", being bound eternally to the world until its end, I suppose it is possible that by the time the last battle rolls around, there will be a human who manages to make a cheap plastic toy in the shape of a Silmaril.



Oh wait, kinda just remember they got erased from existence right. I forgot about that I've just got morrowind so a lot of lore is lost on me for the most part, I do know they pretty fucking smart and the gods (or god can't remember if it was one or the other.) Got pissed that they were clearly better than the gods by making god and then got deleted.



This is why you /tg/ and /v/ fags are insufferable. You come on /a/ defending 3dpd behaviour because it happens in 3dpd reality too. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this whole conversation gets pruned.


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On the topic of good elves, dagoth ur is the only god that is actually respectable god in that whole game the tribunal can go get fucked, when I get strong enough i'm going to wipe out those three cock heads out and use their souls to make enchanted slippers.



When the nips were copying from D&D it would have been nice if they took notice of the fact that orcs can't interbreed with elves at all


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This shit is why I stop actually going /v/ it's less about discussing video games, and more about a how many slurs can I focus in sentences. /v/ just becomes more like /b/ everyday, all that it's lacking is the daily threads about fucking underage kids. Which i'm sure has happened more than once on there. There are no actual arguments or facts, it's just name-calling and a shit load of Ad Hominems. And the very shit and poor memes. Please fuck off.



It's a thread about elfs and how their almost always sluts, I'm not expecting the pentacle of intelligence. plus the start of this thread was nothing more than pictures from manga about elfs with.

>Parents vs. potato, who wins?

>Dump incoming.

This was just a dump thread, meanwhile I go to anywhere on /v/ it's nothing but shit like this. like I said /v/ is just /b/ with a slab of fucking paint.


The whole "elves are all tree-huggers who crave the Big Orc Cock" meme genuinely pisses me off, and not because of the obvious racial connotations. It's directly tied to the incredibly superficial treatment elves and fantasy worlds in general get. You can't have elves like Tolkien's anymore. They just get derided as "too perfect", because neither later writers nor most of their audience are willing or capable of looking deeper and seeing that the things they claim make them "Mary Sues" are actually what makes them interesting and compelling. The melancholy of immortality, and the resignation that comes from watching the slow and inevitable decay of the world, give way to elves being stuck-up, pretentious, and apathetic.

So you get cookie-cutter elves that just take the most superficial traits of the most accessible of Tolkien's works and call it a day, and from there you end up with memes like this.

There's a reason almost every fantasy series I follow is a comedy, where the lack of nuance isn't as big a problem.


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So, yeah, anyways, The Elder Scrolls series and it's lore are fucking trash and people who unironically and aggressively defend it may as well get raped by orcs.



Even better. No need to use protection.



The problem is that it's hard to fit such a characterization in most media. The whole point of raping elves is that they're stuck up assholes who secretly love all the shit they look down upon, or at least that is a proper foil to the usual characterization of them actually being above it all because they've seen it all. That being said, I think elfXorc stuff is cool because lately it's been flipped where elves are the uncivilized perverts and orcs are the serious hard workers. This is much more comedic and the only people complaining are the ones that identify as eleven males, who are beta in all contexts.


Who the fuck cares about "people I dont like do things I dont like" and shitty western elves, Read a good mango you fucking autistic goober.




>Reminder that elf hate is an anti-white meme.

Please stop confusing 2D for 3D. Elves and Orcs don't actually exist. And stop self-inserting as a cuck elf.



Meant only for >>842193



This is going in my copypasta compilation. thanks.


I know the elf shitposting is fun to read, but please refrain from further shitposting in the potato elf thread or we'll have to start issuing rule 2s & 9s.


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Wait a fucking minute, does that mean elves (♂) can get pregnant?


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Hi /tg/


The dragon girl was the cutest.


The Erufuda twitter account was just retweeting random tweets about fries today, twitter is great.



>premarital sex is unheard of

Elves being lewd is fucking canon.

JRR Tolkien elves girls were slutting around with big dicked humans creating half-breeds since fucking ever while cuckhold male elves were watching as they impregnated their wives.



>Elves being lewd is fucking canon.

After marriage, yes. Feanor and his wife had seven kids.

Four pairings, with the most generous definition possible. If you exclude cases where the human's own deeds were so great that Illuvatar specifically declared him one of the Eldar, it drops to two. In one of those both sides were descended from the other three pairings anyway, so their marraige was a reunification of the line. And the remaining human is Beren, and you don't talk shit about Beren.


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Elves in this manga are lewd unintentionally, just like all the other girls.

That does not make them sluts, it's basically a cast of Galkos.


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>JRR Tolkien elves girls were slutting around with big dicked humans creating half-breeds since fucking ever while cuckhold male elves were watching as they impregnated their wives.

This is a level of wrong that can only be achieved by getting all your information from maymays and infographics.



>meido thinking he can stop /tg/ super condensed autism

Admirable, but foolish.



Peter Jackson probably helped too. His depiction of Arwen left much to be desired like many things about those movies, sadly.



Also wrong, they combined all their souls into one to form the Golden Skin of Numidian, which I assume is a metaphor for becoming a god by combining all their souls.



>Peter Jackson probably helped too.

No. There is no excuse for this level of wrong, especially since that anon pretended to know the source material.


>halfling/hobbit hasn't made an appearance since her chapter


I can't wait to see auntie get chubby. Yes its my fetish and no i will not apologise.


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Me too.


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>apex wife hasn't made an appearance in well six (6), I say six chapters


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>apex wife

<no pictures of Oga


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Who's qtier, Oga or Hitome?



Hitomi is cute as hell, but Oga is total "I wanna marry her and father many healthy children with her" tier.



I can't decide, fuck. Hitome seems like good bully material, but Oga is for doing cool bro shit like nonsexual wrestling, drinking games and unprotected sex until I knock her up and take responsibility.


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Oga wants to become a mama. She is wife material.



Hitome's body is looking a bit too big for her head there, that isn't very cute. Oga wins by default


It's true, onis are for marrying and impregnating


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>Hitome seems like good bully material

I feel she'd actually wreck your shit if you pissed her off, she's not the usual mono-eye Crabman and others got us accustomed to.

Yes, she would definitely settle things with a nice wrestle and show you who's the boss of the gym



I'd still bully Hitome, because she's qt like that.



Go ahead, but be warned: if she wins, she get's your ass.



Hitome-chan is pure, she'd never do that.



There's always the amazon position.


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Promoting unhealthy lifestyles and fatness.




>ugly, pig-faced, jutting jaw.

>wants to be dominated by a women bigger then him with more muscles than him

Anon, just admit that you're gay and desire to be butt-fucked by big, strong men. It's the Current Year, you can get out of the closet.



That is canon.

LOTR elf, REAL Lotr elves were cool as fuck.

Bearded mofo's quite willing to genocide.

All the smugs in the world can't change the fact you're wrong.



>he wants to be a green nigger

Go back to apefrica, you clearly don't beling in a civilised world.


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I wanna make Oga-chan a mama



>oga really likes children

It's so strange how that instantly puts her in the waifu pantheon.



>wants to be dominated by a women bigger then him with more muscles than him

Wrong. I want to see the inner cuteness in her and show her my dick is stronger. Also Orc gals are nice, not stuck-up whores like elves.


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>He wants to be an elf cuck

Truly the thinking man's fetish.


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I wish we'd see more of the halfling, it wouldn't even matter if she managed to stay slim or not.



You can't actually use cuck as a generic insult like fag and as its cuckold meaning in the same attempt at an argument.



A woman saying "I want to be a mom" immediately rockets her near the top of the "spend the rest of your life with her" list



>"elves are shit"

>posts a green elf

If orc women looked like that orc men wouldn't have to resort to raping human women all the time.



Just did, elf cuck.


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>has horns, fangs, build, and skin tone of an orc

>ids and elf guise!

You sure are desperate.


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Oh boy! I sure can't wait for this thread to devolve into shitposting again.



You're right. Plus, I rather like potato anyway.


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One more orc gal, though.



I'm pretty sure /tg/ would laugh you off the board if you tried to suggest that was an orc there.


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It's too late.

I swear the worst kind of faggots on /a/ come from /tg/. At least the idiots who hang out on /v/ or /pol/ know to stay away or are at least blatantly retarded enough to get swiftly banned by the meidos.



Pretty sure they're not here. Now stop talking about this. You're derailing the thread.



I bet half my lunch money that she plumped up to the point that she's being carried around in a palanquin by shotas.


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One more, though


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I would dominate that all day and night.



You and what gains?



Natural cock talent, my friend. Also, I know how to cuddle really good. I'll even hold her hand.



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I'd gladly help her train



Either way would be great. Her being slim means we'll get a cute loli, her being fat means we'll get a cute Hobbit.

Then again, I ain't getting my hopes up as I don't think the mangaka cares much about lolis, judging by his other art. Well, I'll be happy as long as we see some buff girls once in a while.



>yeah! I'm right, you're wrong so let's stop this




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I just want to drink with her. I sadly don't share the pregnancy/motherhood fetish that's currently trending but the rest of her body and personality is just so perfect.



It's not a fetish, it's a family.



Right. Too bad I don't share that fetish.



Probably for the best you didn't pass on your genes anyway.



Yeah. I'll not pass my genes onto a drawing.








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>Dark Lords Sorcerous Crest makes him immune to elven magic tricks

>Implying I won’t brand him and make him a loyal grunt


Reminder that volume 3 is on sale right now.

Reminder also that it is published by Wanibooks.


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Raws for chapter 20 came out and you'll never guess who appeared: a loli Erufuda.







>orc build

Holy fuck, this nigga saly ork girls are ugly as fuck



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>tubby mono-eye bullybait



My dick cannot wait to see auntie gone full hogger on deserts while training Potatoslut.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


What will fit elf auntie do to or with human-kun?


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Now translated.


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Don't trust elves!




A completely expected and delicious development.


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These dumb fat elves.





I knew her ice cream eating had to pay off somehow.


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>tfw no short tubby dragon gf


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I just redid chapter 1 from scratch, as it was a source of personal embarrassment. Now it's only sort of bad.


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>Now it's only sort of bad.

>The original chapter 1 was bad.

I'll take your word for it. Not like I was able to tell but thanks for the hard work as always. Good job.


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Fortunately I made a shell script for this shit back when I got the Nagatoro raws. All it takes is insight into how they arrange the tiles and a couple small tweaks. (Also remembering how ImageMagick works.)

For reference:

mkdir finished
for f in *.jpg; do
convert "$f" -crop 191x330 \
-set filename:tile "%[fx:5-page.y/330]_%[fx:6-page.x/191]" \
+repage +adjoin $f_%[filename:tile].png
montage -mode concatenate -tile 6x $f_?_?.png finished/$f
rm *.png



More like umi that ass.


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Did he change her name?



>umi that ass.

Sea that ass?

With pleasure.



>Halfling shows up again.



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Is there such a thing as too much mama? Of course not.



>oga has gotten even thicker in the hips

i want to make her a mother.


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New chapter.


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Thank you for your service.

I thought this chapter would just make me miss his H, but I really enjoyed it. Kuro once again proven best girl with best ass.



Comfy dragon is a cute. Thanks for your work as always.


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I can't believe those vicious bullies have reduced innocent Oga to tears! Justice for Oga!


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Best chapter

>Part 1

My loins won't survive.



Wow Chief's got some really pretty eyes.


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>next chapter will feature tentacle molestation

<or a scylla

Or maybe both. Jesus fucking Christ.


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I feel more sorry for Kobo. She already got the least screentime and now she is stuck in the ugliest outfit and has to live out the fetishes of that one guy from deviantart. Truly, her life is hell.

Really now, all I wanted to see was her sweating under the sun while she wears a micro bikini and somebody sprays suncream on her chest, armpits, face, ass, back, feet and crotch. Was that too much to ask for?



Do you want her belly to get roasted?



With her size, that would be covered to if you hit the other areas.


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Was the chief always this way? Did I miss something from the previous chapters?



She's a big elf.


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We never really got to see Chief all that often, but I guess she was always that way.

This is from the first chapter.



Asslings deserve suffering.





Every day I am grateful for the gift of 2DPureDivinity.


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In the boxing chapter as well.




The Chief is deeply under appreciated. Such a lewd piece of christmas cake getting her spotlight stolen by so many other great girls.


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I am hoping Piggy and Chief have some time together.





Elf-San has the unfortunate reality of every girl simultaneously being the "Best Girl" so sometimes some of them get less of the spotlight. I agree that Chief doesn't get nearly enough. Expected her to be a secret monster too, though.



So a succubus or is that just too obvious.



Maybe, though I'm pretty sure we have one of those. To be fair we have three elves, so a second one wouldn't be too out there and I can't remember the last time we've had a casually but intentionally lewd character.



I would have guessed pig-orc if we didn't already have one, since the clinic is called the Smiley Boar.



Same. Also that'd tie in with her name being a pun like everyone else. I think the orc was mistaken for boss once, too.


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I didn't know that Orcs are atheists.


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First look at the official English localization.

Right from the start I have a problem: Why Elfuda? If you want to rewrite the joke to work in English, make it Isanelf, or something more name sounding like Isanelfa. If you want to keep it original, and go with what your target audience is already familiar with, stick with Erufuda. If you only want to change it so it uses "elf" and not "erufu", then go with Elfda. (The series' promotional Twitter account uses this as their handle.) The only thing Elfuda does is smooth the pronunciation of the original word out.

Needless to say, I don't hold out a lot of hope for it. What little hope remains is that it doesn't end up like Dungeon Meshi's localization, where the little idiosyncracies are enough to ruin it. It took them over a fucking year to make so you'd hope that it would be better than what an amateur can crank out in less than a week, but the standards for translation in this industry are shameful, so who fucking knows.


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Does this mean the scanlation groups will get shut down?



Doubt it, Nobody wants a subpar product.



The nice thing about free digital distribution is that anyone can find the "canonical" version of the manga, with the same quality and resolution. Let's say they try to shut me down. Legally, is there anything stopping me from releasing a .png overlay containing cleans and translations? And if someone (not me) so happens to use the script I provided to get the chapter scans themselves, adds my layer on top, and releases that on Mangadex, am I really at fault?



Pouting Oga is a sweetheart, i want her to be my gf/mommy



Nobody has ever shut down a scanlation group. They only shut themselves down because they're faggots. Also enjoy getting one chapter translated per year with the official shit.



Wait a minute that flower

Why does Tumblrtale have to be so popular in Japan?



You got me. I can understand stuff like Skyrim being popular there since it's big expansive western RPG, the kind you don't get from Japanese developers very often, but I really don't get what they see in that game.




Doesn't really suprise me too much. The gameplay is a mix of JRPG and smup, it's a doujin game and the "gimmicks" where done pretty well.





I mean we like shit like Yume Nikki.



Also furries are universal, all the Kemono artists love it.


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Tell me anon, are you confident in your dick? Do (You) think you got what it takes to endure the unholy amalgamation of the freshest memes and the madness of the absolute madman himself?

I did not. There's no mana left.



I'm not up to date on the latest Nintendo memes. Care to explain?



Seems like female bowser is a popular meme right now.




Koopahime is love, Koopahime is life!



Long story short: in the new mario game, toadette has a special crown that turns her into a peach-lookalike. Some yank draws bowser putting on the crown and nips finds a new thing to draw.


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As much as I hate this trend at least he did it his own way with his own character.

Unrelated I got this drawn.



I find all these new 2D mario games so confusing now, they've all looked exactly the same for about 10 years, like higher-res versions of New Super Mario Brothers DS.



You're putting it too lightly; they along with the frogs and us burgers have been putting out tons of Peach crown art ever since people found out about the meme. These waifu memes are getting stronger and stronger with every new new iteration.



>Tfw no dark elf gf with a big manjuu butt




>ketchup is not on the hotdog

Nice detail.

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