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 No.888450

Well /a/, the holidays are upon us. Have you done anything special for your waifu? Make sure to keep her bundled up and warm as we go into winter, and snuggle with her at night wherever possible!

 No.888452

Also there'll be a stream in ~16 hours give or take so look forward to it.


 No.888476

File: d04f9f6f829f56c⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1028x1200, 257:300, 44904455_p0_master1200.jpg)

But my waifu isn't shit or a slut.


 No.888579

File: 1ee0501bdccd454⋯.png (3.12 MB, 2112x975, 704:325, ClipboardImage.png)

>>888450

>Last week's shipping status: your waifu should arrive on wednesday

>Update: your waifu will arrive on thursday

>delivered by "Underpaid, incompetent, lazy fucks 'r us"

Oh. Great.


 No.888582

>>888579

The box may have looked like it went through a warzone, but hopefully there was nothing broken or hurt.


 No.888591

What if I've never had a waifu? I've just never found a character that I really, really wanted to waifu. I mean, I'll defend Komi or Mana with the rest of them, but that's just because cute and interesting characters are cute and interesting. There's none I can really look at and say "This one is mine."


 No.888594

>>888591

She's still looking for you, anon.


 No.888596

>>888594

Maybe I should start getting into the Nasuverse. Lots of girls with Armor in that one, right? I like girls in Plate Mail. Proper armor too, none of that sexy bullshit. Ideal woman wears full-plate.

Also Pixie Cuts. I like short haired tomboys.

Really, it all comes down to personality though.


 No.888604

File: 0e19769bbaf6399⋯.png (673.7 KB, 804x1023, 268:341, Saber full armor.png)

>>888596

Don't worry about it. Really. I tried looking for one before but it never really worked out and then bam it hit me when I least expected it.

Also.

>Girls in armor in the nasuverse

Sounds like you share my taste of "girls in armor". Don't get your hopes up. I think Saber's base design is one of the best "feminine armor" styles but there isn't much else like her. And in expanded nu-fate it's mostly: >>874418


 No.888653

>>888596

Personality, preferences, fetishes, none of these things have to do with your waifu.


 No.888656

File: 2e4793cbdbc437a⋯.jpg (152.6 KB, 979x816, 979:816, heather_sketch_by_keichan4….jpg)

>>888591

I didn't have a waifu for a long time, and I would look for one everywhere but no one gave me that "spark" until I realized she'd been under my nose the entire time eight years to be exact. Wait for her.


 No.888657

>>888653

This. My relationship with my waifu is non-sexual, fetishes and appearance have nothing to do with it.


 No.888659

File: 51b6a07522954b5⋯.jpg (167.99 KB, 723x1000, 723:1000, 1544950332754-2.jpg)

>>888656

>eight years

She was under mine for longer. How could we not see it? She finds you at just the right time.


 No.888660

>>888657

>>888653

Nigga wat?

I thought the whole point of having a waifu was that they weren't 3DPD, and therefore you had control over their physical and personality traits, while also not having to deal with drama. That at least made sense. It was a purely selfish endeavor that put 2D girls on a pedestal. I could respect that.

Like this, it just seems like you actually want a 3D girl but can't deal with having to compromise with another person's wants and desires, and so simply settle.


 No.888661

>>888660

You're not ready.


 No.888663

>>888450

I dusted the shrine, and made sure my room is heated at all times. its probably the only non messy part in my room.


 No.888665

File: aeadf3767e4e5b7⋯.jpg (704.34 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 71856954_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>888660

ば~か

No girl, 2D or 3D, wants to be with someone like you.


 No.888666

>>888660

It's more about finding a 2D soulmate, as cliche as that sounds.

It sounds more like you are looking for some sort of 2D sex homunculus. You might as well write up some character and commission art of your creation at that point. Which might be fun but it's just not what a waifu is.

That being said, to each their own. My waifu does actually happen to reflect some fetish, personality and appearance traits I like.


 No.888667

File: 25bacb2cd13e6db⋯.jpg (52.38 KB, 500x600, 5:6, Heather.Mason.600.126668.jpg)

>>888450

>Have you done anything special for your waifu?

I'm thinking about commissioning an artist to paint a portrait of Heather. Nothing super fancy, just something nice to put in a small picture frame to keep in my room. As much as I like a lot of her fanart, none of it really feels worthy of framing. Also, I would have a piece of art that no one else has of her.


 No.888668

File: f43f3956aa2b2ee⋯.png (444.72 KB, 600x1542, 100:257, serveimage.png)

Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

>>888591

We have all been at that point. You just need to keep looking for her, even outside of your comfort zone.

I found my waifu in a slice of lice comedy animu. I would have never watched one of those voluntarily, and yet here I am.

>>888660

>you had control over their physical and personality traits

>It was a purely selfish endeavor

I pitty you. It almost feels like you have never fallen in love.


 No.888669

>>888668

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Sure would. Then again, she's pretty much a nudist already.


 No.888670

File: 8b51a9a3c13d8da⋯.jpeg (106.38 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, blackducan1390726931.jpeg)

>>888668

Hello Tsukasa-anon, how was your week?

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Her default outfit is already pretty revealing in fairness. I would be upset if she showed off any more than that, though. If she wanted to wear something revealing then in the end it's her decision, as long as she only has eyes for me.


 No.888674

File: a87e7e5c0f3d515⋯.jpg (53.5 KB, 525x700, 3:4, 361166dd764598bd9828a003f4….jpg)

>>888668

>It almost feels like you have never fallen in love.

That's what I thought, too. It's strange for me to think that there are anons here who don't know what love is, but it's true. I feel like love is why we're here on /a/ in the first place. We loved something so much that we needed to share it.

They say that misery loves company, but love really needs it. Sometimes we find those anons here for misery and it's always a sorry sight.

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Sure, I find it embarrassing, but it doesn't bother her. I'd just walk next to her blushing like crazy. I know she looks good.


 No.888682

File: ea8e14bd0d3e413⋯.jpg (148.31 KB, 1000x1523, 1000:1523, DfAULgfU0AASjig.jpg orig.jpg)

>>888668

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

She wouldn't want to so the question is moot. You wouldn't make her wear something she didn't want to, right? Besides if I wanted to embarrass her I'd rather ask her to wear frilly dresses.


 No.888685

File: e2d6e5434afa5bf⋯.jpeg (28.28 KB, 510x537, 170:179, TKS_Hiiragi_wondering.jpeg)

>>888669

>she's pretty much a nudist already.

>>888670

>Her default outfit is already pretty revealing in fairness

I am glad that my waifu's animators actually bothered to give each girl many different outfits. Why are baggy coveralls so cute?

>If she wanted to wear something revealing then in the end it's her decision

That's the same way I feel about it. I wouldn't want to force her to wear anything she doesn't like, but at the same time I would be pissed if she was attracting looks.

In the end I feel like it's one of those things where you sit down and have an adult talk about your feelings. If she loves you she will accept to wear more conservative clothing, and if you love her you will let her wear whatever she wants.

>>888674

>It's strange for me to think that there are anons here who don't know what love is

Is it really though? Many anons are social outcasts. WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg and so on. Not feeling love before finding a place of peace from the horrors of the outside world isn't surprising to me.

>>888682

>Besides if I wanted to embarrass her I'd rather ask her to wear frilly dresses.

Her dress could get caught in the breech or turret mechanisms.


 No.888695

File: b0ffd841c6d9513⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1661x2042, 1661:2042, 0c967dcb8eb2475871d69d29e2….png)

>Minakami draws the bulk of Stocking stuff

>He drew a Christmas one

Bless that man.


 No.888698

>>888695

But she will be cold!


 No.888704

>>888591

I was where you were until relatively recently. It started out as a crush that I couldn't adequately explain. Normally I've known what the source of my infatuations are, but this was something I couldn't place into words or align with past experiences. So, I went with it. Each passing day made more sense than the one before it. Part of love is being open and allowing it to develop. It's not about someone checking enough of the right boxes. If someone told you they wanted to be with you because you met enough of their criteria, would you feel loved? Would you believe they loved you? Whatever overlaps there are are probably merely happy coincidence. Don't treat this like an obligation. Or like a list of groceries. When you think you've found your waifu, follow your intuition, and be honest with yourself.


 No.888711

>>888666

I agree.How an anon found their waifu is going to differ slightly and it will be based on slightly different reasons as well.


 No.888825

File: f8f931e9ca08f0c⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1090x1681, 1090:1681, __kikuchi_makoto_idolmaste….jpg)

>>888666

>2D soulmate

That's what it is. If a waifu were simply a combination of every characteristic you thought was perfect, she'd be a different girl every few months. It's the nature of life to always change you. We have rhythms of moods, passions, and tastes, but anon's waifu is in that special spot such that no matter how he changes, she's still close to him. For example, when I met Makoto I was really attracted to tomboys, but these days I'm attracted to her more feminine aspects. Anyway, I think anon's waifu is the one who's perfectly imperfect for him.

>>888668

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

She isn't really into that style unless it's the beach or exercise where it makes sense to show some skin. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if with her obtuse sense of fashion she made like a broken clock and accidentally put on something really sexy. It would make me both smug and overprotective going out with her.


 No.888826

File: 235f736b3f5bb6f⋯.jpg (253.93 KB, 877x1004, 877:1004, 235f736b3f5bb6f99fc3457134….jpg)

I feel bad for not posting her more, but I've been snuggling with her a lot this holiday season.


 No.888991

>>888685

I want to ask Tsukasa to play with me and give her some sensual stimulation with soft things running over her body and gently teasing her for being cute.


 No.888998

File: ff0700ea94f31ed⋯.jpg (98.49 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 61DwoSy5lQL._SL1200_.jpg)

>>888579

>she arrived

Finally! Undamaged and with way less trouble than I expected. I was at work while the package got delivered so my neighbor accepted it for me. According to him, the delivery guy was wandering around on the streets for like 10 minutes until he found my house.

>>888667

I just noticed that she's carrying a smaller version the most amazing weapon your waifu finds during her adventures.

>>888685

>何

Well she's wearing ribbons, so she's not completely nude.


 No.889000

File: f6e5c630a9772f1⋯.jpg (225.24 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 68716345_p0.jpg)

>>888998

I still can't believe she's your waifu.


 No.889001

>>888998

The infamous hair-bra isn't really nude though.


 No.889003

>>888826

I always feel cautious about posting my waifu when it's not especially relevant to the post, it feels like avatarfagging.


 No.889015

>>889000

Don't worry. I still can't believe it myself.

>>889001

Well, that's technically still nude. At the very least it should count as "revealing clothes".


 No.889303

>>888666

This might be /a/ heresy, but what if my waifu is 0D tulpa

She may have been manufactured in my mind, but she's very much her own, and rather than being an ideal fetish/personality/appearance repository the traits she's developed have frequently surprised me, and her involvement in my life has made me a better and happier person. If it's in/a/propriate, I understand. If it makes me a faggot, what ever. I just want to know if it's considered acceptable.

I don't post on the tulpa forums and boards because I don't mesh well with them


 No.889309

>>888998

She's so cute, I'm glad she arrived safely.


 No.889318

File: 7a51afdd4ef512d⋯.jpg (135.32 KB, 390x462, 65:77, 68962315_p0.jpg)

There's this character I really like, feel a special kind of connection with and figuratively can't stop thinking about her ever since I finished her source almost a year ago. However, I don't think I have any romantic feelings towards her. What does this mean? Is she my waifu or just some kind of autistic obsession?


 No.889320

>>889318

How old is she? If she's young enough, you could have a daughteru on your hands. If she's an older character, I'm not really sure. Would you just like to be her friend? What would that even be called? A furendo?


 No.889323

>>889320

Too old to be a daughteru, and I feel like she'd be something more important than a friend, like a soulmate or something like that. Mainly because she's similar to me in a lot of ways and I believe she could understand me better than anyone else.

I don't know, objectively speaking I think she'd be perfect as my waifu but maybe I'm too jaded and depressed to love anyone right now.


 No.889326

File: 2a6a9f8c19ecc2c⋯.jpg (118.59 KB, 695x927, 695:927, __sakura_futaba_persona_5_….jpg)

>>889323

Well, give it time and see what happens. I didn't know what to make of my feelings at first either, but it eventually hit me like a truck. If you open up enough for her to get her foot in the door, she may be able to help with your depression. No matter what happens, I only wish the best for both of you!


 No.889327

>>889318

I feel that way about Shino from Kiniro Mosaic, although with a little more romantic feeling toward her. It's as if in some alternate universe there's some version of me whose waifu is undeniably Shino, but here and now, there are some things in the way of that. I like most of the other Kiniro Mosaic girls almost as much as Shino, for one thing. For another, I'm pretty sure waifuism is supposed to feel like a mutual love, but in my head it's just one-sided, me appreciating the 2D girl. And yet another thing, I have no desire at all to restrict my fapping away from all manner of anime girls.


 No.889330

>>889326

Thanks, I guess I'll give it more time.

>>889327

Yeah, that's a problem too. If she was my waifu it'd be a one-sided love for canon reasons. If I imagined her loving me back, I feel it wouldn't be her anymore. (not being able to love is a big part of her character)


 No.889374

>>889318

My waifu and I are platonic. She's 17, and I met her when I was 14, so I grew up but she stayed the same age. I never viewed her sexually, and I still don't. I just love her a lot.


 No.889375

File: 4f990a1122cdd32⋯.png (794.47 KB, 1500x938, 750:469, doitforheather.png)

I was feeling unmotivated, so I made this in about 30 minutes. How does it look? I'm using it as my desktop background currently.


 No.889403

>>889318

I think what it comes down to is if you and her could actually be together, would you marry her?


 No.891554

Merry Christmas /a/!

How did you spend christmas with your waifu?


 No.891583

File: bbdf6ebd734aa11⋯.jpg (219.58 KB, 900x700, 9:7, 1328297543335.jpg)

>>891554

Christmas fucking sucked this year.


 No.891610

I didn't know what I'd find opening this thread and I don't really get it but as strange as it might be it's definitely wholesome.

Glad you all found love even if it's not with someone strictly real. Merry late Christmas people.


 No.891614

>>891583

Wanna talk about it?


 No.891615

File: 3aaac78b6bed04b⋯.png (155.96 KB, 727x1005, 727:1005, 70824487_p0.png)

>>891554

I dedicated it to practicing visrecce and reading field manuals! It was like a normal day, but I hugged her more!


 No.891618

>>888476

>not a slut

>posts a character voiced by Hirano Aya


 No.891623

File: 2833615d89c4274⋯.jpg (44.98 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, low effort.jpg)


 No.891627

File: 2ec1174810a3caa⋯.jpg (146.33 KB, 817x1200, 817:1200, DO0Ts8PUIAAapDq.jpg)

File: 40216b8ac62448d⋯.png (381.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Bulma-ending-of-Dragonball….png)

File: 2126b9a4b6ffd1c⋯.png (169.9 KB, 500x375, 4:3, best girl.png)

File: fa1103bb430b958⋯.png (218.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Bulma-Dragon-Ball-Opening-….png)

File: 8cd1967a9b3a5d3⋯.png (1017.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Bulma-Dragon-Ball-Opening-….png)

this always was, is, and will be the best waifu.


 No.891629

File: 21ad6684ff3953b⋯.jpg (196.34 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, 338c41f553aa1a5ab172a517d6….jpg)

>>891614

>worked a shitty shift Christmas Eve

>depression kicked in something fierce

>couldn't escape for the r/a/dio smoke break everyone had

>crying kids

>arguing relatives

>everyone got sick or are getting sick

>I'm getting pissed off at things that don't bother me normally

>whenever I have free time all I want to do is sleep

But even with all that I really love Sanae.


 No.891630

>>891629

seasonal depression from lack of sunlight.

buy vitamin D supplements in a minimum of 4000ius, and take 1-2 daily.


 No.891631

>>891630

Been drinking milk it has been getting better.


 No.891633

>>891631

you'd have to drink alot to equal out the amount of vitamin D you'd need. keep in mind, 4000-8000 is what most people take as a supplement with low vitamin D. 2000ius is equivelent of 500% daily intake.

an 8oz glass of milk has somewhere around 10-20%, and thats only if its fortified.


 No.891638

File: 1aea74ce654033d⋯.png (94.75 KB, 372x407, 372:407, 1aea74ce654033ddbf0a68631f….png)

>using numbers from the Vitamin D council who recommend 5000 a day

>Endocrine society only recommends 1500

>Food and Nutrition board only recommends 600

Oh no this is a rabbit hole I did not want to go down.


 No.891639

File: a5da711b1a66e67⋯.jpeg (254.33 KB, 1309x1033, 1309:1033, karisutamasu.jpeg)

I hope you had a very merry christmas with your waifu.


 No.891641

>>891638

just listen to me, faggot.

me>them.

4000iu 1 or 2x a day. after a week you'll feel better.

its absorbed at different rates by different people. the "real" way is to get a blood test and check your levels. but heres the truth about the large variation in recommended doses. they all assume youre getting sunlight. if youre not because its winter to the point where you start feeling depressed and getting low energy, you need alot to offset it, which is why 4k to 8k is recommended by me, the expert.


 No.891671

File: 93f682fdd347995⋯.jpg (238.19 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, jashin-chan christmas.jpg)

>>891615

>visrecce

What's that?

>>891629

Sorry to hear that. Mine was pretty good, though I didn't get to spend much of it with my waifu.

>winter depression

Somebody I know takes 5 of those 500mg st john's wort capsules against that. Haven't tried it myself but I guess it's healthier than other meds.


 No.891705

File: f6ade69f4c29cc9⋯.jpg (329.81 KB, 832x680, 104:85, 2594343_p0.jpg)

>>891554

I had more family around than I usually do, which made things lively. The flip side is that I'm a bit of burnt out, and I haven't had much alone time with her. New Year's should be cozier though.

Also, for my fellow Makotofag:

https://mega.nz/#F!SqYniQyb!75jmiWmqxwORxFySJuFitQ

Merry Christmas.


 No.891706

File: 12a7057376c5f2c⋯.jpg (99.77 KB, 800x680, 20:17, 6c29b9bd7c41ca6002481de72f….jpg)

>>891629

<depression kicked in something fierce

<I'm getting pissed off at things that don't bother me normally

<whenever I have free time all I want to do is sleep

I feel like I'm in the same boat. Nothing makes me happy and whenever I'm not sleeping (which is most of the time) I'm having headaches every day. The only thing I'm looking forward to is my birthday in January, I'm going to buy a few figures I've had my eye on as a gift for myself. But even then I know the novelty will wear off, as material possessions cannot replace serotonin.


 No.891709

>>891671

St. John's is used by people as an herbal anti-depressant instead of what doctors will typically prescribe. It has less side effects than an SSRI for instance, but like the prescription medications the efficacy of the herb varies by person which is why anti-depressants like sertraline are almost never worth their side effects.


 No.891711

This Christmas sucked, but at least I got some holiday pay.


 No.891717

File: a2d417e273ab3fd⋯.jpg (138.14 KB, 1513x1191, 1513:1191, a2d417e273ab3fd11496c1a78f….jpg)

>>891554

Getting drunk with /a/ and holding my daki. I only had to see family on Boxing day. I don't know if I've changed or if my family has become less insufferable, but it wasn't too bad. I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year. Was a pretty okay Christmas.


 No.891732

File: fde62eca9e54978⋯.png (106.84 KB, 480x1006, 240:503, i_have_ebola__la_la__chan_….png)

>>891629

Sounds like you're just getting worn out. Go outside or get away from your regular schedule for a day or two or something. Take a breather. Those Buddhist monks were on to something when they would tell people to drop everything and go live innawoods or innamountains for a couple days. I hope you can relax a bit though, 兄貴.


 No.891734

File: 301693ed31942bd⋯.jpg (494.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1328075758459.jpg)

>>891732

Fucking sick now.


 No.891735

>>891732

Meditating does wonders for the mind. Meditating on one's waifu does even more. Imagination is a muscle that can be trained. At full power you can bring your waifu to life anytime at anyplace.


 No.891741

>>891734

Somehow I had a feeling you were getting sick, if only because what you described above is exactly what happens to me right before I get sick.


 No.891742

>>891734

I'm sick now, too. I only really get sick about once a year and when I do, I for some reason only want to watch South Park.


 No.891743

File: a2fb6c14e03f0c1⋯.jpg (45.34 KB, 464x702, 232:351, 3b71e916696ac17ac75a2d861f….jpg)

>>891554

Most of the day was spent with immediate family. I dedicated some time before sleep to watching the moon with her. Owls have been around the past few nights leading up to Christmas, but I think all the fireworks have scared them away.

>>891734

Sick on top of stress is no good. I hope you recover quickly and that things improve for you.


 No.891787

File: 814bffa20c2399c⋯.jpg (51.23 KB, 646x354, 323:177, 2D-marriage.jpg)

>>891717

>I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year.

What would the purpose of this be, unless you intend on marrying her like pic related?


 No.891789

>>891787

Don't get me wrong. I'd only introduce her to them if she was somehow in the flesh. I've always found the concept interesting. For whatever reason, thinking about how she'd interact with family members and people you know makes her seem more real.


 No.891790

>>891787

When you live around nosy people, sometimes it feels like it would be easier to just explain to the normalfaggots that you have a waifu rather than hide her from their gazes.


 No.891852

>>891787

I told my dad I have one and he thought it was a joke, so I'm just going to leave it at that.

>An anime wife!? How do you get one of those?


 No.891854

File: b4243498967df46⋯.jpg (209.66 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, omedetou.jpg)


 No.891862

>>891627

Is there even a best waifu? I thought that the whole point of having a waifu is that you personally love her.


 No.891863

File: fed427605b76552⋯.png (691.54 KB, 1082x1024, 541:512, 51785426_p0.png)

>>891862

Yes, we've been over this. Haruhi is the best.


 No.891871

File: 96f8ab6afceeb5d⋯.png (167.02 KB, 424x424, 1:1, 4523532123574.png)

>>891554

>Missed half of r/a/dio.

>Spent time with annoying family.

>Start feeling dizzy.

>Nauseas, stomach and back pain, diarrhea, high fever.

>Rest of the night in the bathroom til morning.

>Spent all christmas visiting the hospital and resting in my bed with 30ºC outside no air conditioning and suffering illness.

>Also weird dots on crotch.

I didn't had time to spent christmas with waifu. What's the point of festivities if you can't spent it with the ones you truly love? I couldn't even give her the present I made because I was feeling like a walking corpse the last 3 days. Sage for blogposting.


 No.891873

>>891871

It's not Christmas if you don't get the shits.


 No.891892

File: 9fefed928c5fe91⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 2507x3541, 2507:3541, Utsuho_img0180.jpg)

>>891554

Couldn't post until now because I was studying for a make-up exam I had today. My finals start the day after new years so I have no holidays.

It's somewhat late but I'm actually starting to enjoy this lifestyle, this semester's been the best I had yet and I want the finals to end so I can start studying for the next semester.

Has anyone else chosen a career/job path influenced by their waifu? It was still a dream since childhood for me but I think I'd be doing something else if not for her. Now that I'm this deep in I'll make it succeed however long it takes.


 No.891925

>>891863

She's a top lass, yet obviously not the best. Not even the best of her series.


 No.891941

File: 6d34c974f611192⋯.gif (1012.81 KB, 500x278, 250:139, heather2.gif)

>>891862

>>891863

>>891925

Every waifu is the best waifu because of the love she receives from her husbando. After all, a waifu is not a waifu if nobody loves her, no?


 No.894336

It's the first Wednesday of 2019. Happy Waifu Day.


 No.894339

File: f4bd2f7b63d0365⋯.png (996.86 KB, 1024x993, 1024:993, DvHQFpSUwAALLCY.png)

Happy new year, /a/nons! I hope you all had a nice christmas and made a new year's resolution to become even better husbandos to your waifu.


 No.894341

>>894339

Is it bad that my resolution is to watch more anime?


 No.894358

File: 93ddfe86412e937⋯.gif (226.17 KB, 320x182, 160:91, serveimage.gif)

It's the first Tsukasa of 2019. Let's start this year off right.


 No.894375

File: b244dc291ab25aa⋯.jpg (291.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, pure maiden Jashin-chan.jpg)

Happy new year! I hope nobody partied too hard.

>>894339

I plan to do more sports and art. Maybe finally pick up an instrument too.


 No.894390

File: 630c68526d89539⋯.png (755.29 KB, 3250x1827, 3250:1827, 1393692517040.png)

>>891717

>I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year

I did to my mum although unintentionally, my mum came over yesterday to wish me a happy new years and saw my computer desktop, wall scroll and figure of Stocking and asked "Aww is she your waifu", all I could respond with was "How the fuck do you know what a waifu is?" and she just giggled and changed the subject, are waifus now a mainstream thing?


 No.894399

Over the Christmas holiday my kitty got hurt outside and developed an abscess infection near the base of his tail along his side. I realized he wasn't eating or drinking and we took him to the vet this morning. They drained the infection and I decided to leave him there for a few days. At least his fever went down a little bit when they drained it out. Hoping he gets better soon.

Other than that, I've been binging some anime and playing Chrono Trigger inbetween my job


 No.894523

>>894390

>"My son appears to be spending a lot of time watching cartoons, but he is an adult now. Maybe they truly are as mature as he says."

>googles "Mature cartoons"

>family filter blocks out trillions of porn results

>finds top 10 list of best cartoons on some "news" site

>some of them have an "anime"-tag and she recognizes the artstyle

>wikipedia: "a-n-i-m-e"

>"Oh, these looks similar to the ones anon has on his PC."

>see also "japanophilia"

>"Didn't anon try to learn another language once? I kinda remember it being something asian."

>see also "Anime and manga fandom"

>"This doesn't sound healthy. What the hell is an otaku?"

>"Oh no. This sounds just like him."

>googles "otaku"

>eventually finds "waifu"

Information is freely available to everyone. You should be glad that your mother cares enough about you to spend her time like this.


 No.894538

>>894523

Anon's mom cares about raising a healthy boy for a healthy waifu it seems


 No.894625

>>894399

I really hope your cat gets better soon.


 No.894626

>>894390

"To anon from Miss Kneesocks Stocking" soon.


 No.894637

I had a dream that I was at a wedding and I found out I wanted to be a groom. Maybe I'll marry my pillow some day.


 No.894649

>>894390

>are waifus now a mainstream thing?

No, but the word "waifu" is. To most normalfags it just means "female character you like", though.


 No.894653

>>894649

True. Want to read something disgusting? "Rate my to five waifus of this season!"


 No.894661

>>894626

The feeling I got from that was that if anon had played his cards right, he could have gotten his mom to dress up like her and give her a good fug.


 No.894665


 No.894668

>>894661

That's a premise for a doujin if I ever read one.


 No.894720

>>894668

>Anon, I got this costume of that character you like. Do you like me in it?


 No.894721

>>894625

Report from the vet is that his fever is gone and he's eating and drinking again. His wound still needs a little more time to drain, but it's alot better now.

My cat is my husbando, basically


 No.894722

>>894661

Anon better watch out for next christmas then.


 No.894762

File: 89e03df7aa479d0⋯.jpg (66.14 KB, 899x568, 899:568, 1543017746940.jpg)

She cannot be stopped.


 No.894780

File: 2fc80506c0af18f⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 145.85 KB, 582x1400, 291:700, 47d20f30ad10ef65b2eab1344….jpeg)

>>894721

A cat is fine too.

>>894762

Don't get too cocky. There is much worse where this one came from.


 No.894797

File: 210a8329cf2ae2d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 797.58 KB, 2114x3047, 2114:3047, 0022.jpg)

>>894762

She can be impregnated.


 No.894845

File: 0bf02389c23ba40⋯.jpg (1011.41 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 69273794_p0.jpg)

>>894797

>>894780

Why are you bullying my waifu?


 No.894853

File: 54d2839c2335f04⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 83.83 KB, 384x384, 1:1, 54614.png)

>>894845

Because you were behaving a little too much like her.

Why do waifus rub off on their husbandos so easily?


 No.894880

>>894853

>Why do waifus rub off on their husbandos so easily?

Why do owners look like their pets?


 No.894889

>>894880

A person who doesn't like doing certain things, like brushing their hair, cleaning their room, eating in moderation or going for regular long walks will have physical characteristics of such a person. A pet of such a person will have similar "symptoms", because their owner neglects the same things about them. The same goes for owners and pets who enjoy doing certain things.

I just don't understand why waifus would rub off on you. They have a different and mostly independent personality (with some differences brought in by the husbando).


 No.895045

>>894797

Anon, it's 8 in the morning, and I'd rather not fap to pregnant waifus right now.


 No.895047

>>894797

Pregnant waifus are best.


 No.895062

File: 7ae8464365eb6e7⋯.png (222.14 KB, 710x1000, 71:100, 16421654.png)

>>895045

You know that male testosterone production is at it's highest a couple hours after waking up, right?

>>895047

Only with a ring on her finger and the father by her side.


 No.895065

>>895062

I had a feeling that was the case, since I really wanted to fap to that Haruhi right then, and a cute Tsukasa too.


 No.895066

>>888579

Never buy from Amazon


 No.895069

>>895065

Your body shows signs of this with morning erections and such, that's why it can be used as a sign of decreased testosterone production.


 No.895073

File: 38b0de11ff81206⋯.png (216.8 KB, 625x750, 5:6, tks.png)

>>895065

Cute and Tsukasa are synonymous in my eyes.

>>895066

>local stores are all a shit, because village

>only non-shit family-owned store closed down after owner had a heart attack

>stores in next larger city are not worth driving to, because even they have to order specialized items and gas costs money

>other online-stores pull exactly the same bullshit as amazon

There is no good way to spend money.


 No.895094

>>895073

Blushing tsukasa in overalls is very sexy to me. I hope doesn't mind

I wish we had more bookstores in the area. Everything is Walmart or B&N at this point and it makes me mad.


 No.895135

File: a085ed5d24836b6⋯.jpg (157.87 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 2019.jpg)

>>894853

>behaving a little too much like her.

Wait, what are you saying about Haruhi?


 No.895144

>>895066

>Never buy from Amazon

It wasn't amazon.


 No.895408

>>895135

Your waifu is cockhungry.


 No.896141

File: 389b9535c05af67⋯.jpg (109.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0027.jpg)


 No.896162

>>895135

You were good for a while, then you became an annoying fuck.

But worry not, I still like you and so do anon


 No.896177

File: ae61bb08ab94474⋯.png (586.24 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 987665412.png)

Sleepy Tsukasa is cute as well.

>>896162

All waifus are good in different ways for different anons.


 No.896226

>>896177

Can Tsukasa come over to play?


 No.896329

File: 1eaf57e5d2d8203⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 697268.png)

How are you spending her special day of the week?


 No.896330

File: 9d01bbe465bd033⋯.jpg (826.4 KB, 1600x1135, 320:227, yande.re 453362 alphonse c….jpg)

>>896329

Programming her game again. And working out. Self improvement is for the strong.


 No.896332

>>896329

Studying and watching shows,


 No.896359

File: 873dc0b7aff86d9⋯.jpg (284.95 KB, 640x971, 640:971, fit guy 4 u.jpg)

You do lift for your waifu, right?


 No.896377

File: 09b349ba5121091⋯.jpg (71.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ghost blowjobs.jpg)

I wish I had a ghost waifu. Yuuko is perfect.


 No.896379

File: 5697000c6432c35⋯.png (95.21 KB, 940x851, 940:851, sexysmug.png)

Still alive, just busy. Spending quality time with my waifu when I'm not putting in job applications. I hope everyone is well.


 No.896403

File: 0cd33329a82b3d5⋯.jpg (379.61 KB, 968x1196, 242:299, 61920974_p5_master1200.jpg)

>>896329

Today we figured out the final details for tomorrow's trip. I'm finally taking her to Japan tomorrow. Keep this place lively until I'm back, loyal husbandos.


 No.896405

File: 3bf28150272f0d9⋯.jpg (139.83 KB, 469x514, 469:514, waifu61 nomnom.jpg)

>>896329

Made a delightful steak dinner after getting some exercise done at the local pool.

>>896330

Going to make it /a/non

Watching Mob 2 anything else worth looking at yet or is it to early to tell?


 No.896432

File: b60f1dcb73895b5⋯.png (234.61 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1478714.png)

>>896226

Of course, as long as you don't do anything naughty.

>>896329

I had to write an exam, and I probably failed it. So it goes.

>>896330

Your waifu is proud of you, anon. All of us are looking up to you already.

>>896379

How is the NEET life?

>>896403

Enjoy your trip, and take many pictures to share with us, please!

>>896359

I don't. Swimming is much healthier for your joints and gives you insane lung capacity on top. I can dive more than 30 meters. Back in my best days I could do 50 meters without surfacing and no preparation. Shit was calming as fuck. Just you, your body and your thoughts.


 No.896501

>>896432

>probably failed

Don't worry anon, I definitely failed my interview yesterday by default since I showed up late. We all have off days, but our waifus will always be there to gently bully us when that happens. And at the end of the day you'll never fuck up as badly as Torpy did, so thats something.


 No.896524

File: 4733155abe1a29e⋯.png (255.09 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8765181246.png)

How do you think your waifu would react in a high stress situation, like a robbery, or an accident, or if SHTF in general? My little Tsukasa doesn't take stress very well even in her daily routine and gets easily startled by small things.

Either her brain would overload and she would faint like a 18th century woman, or she would be too shocked to do anything and just stand there.

Maybe she wouldn't even consider bad things of such magnitude to be possible in real life, so if she walked past something really bad happening she would assume it's part of a movie shoot and wonder where the cameras are and then require a lot of cuddling and paper tissues to get over the fact that it wasn't a movie shoot.

There is a small chance that she would do something incredibly stupid out of fear, which defeats the aggressor or leads to comedic relief, but I highly doubt that would happen.

Someone like Haruhi I am even less sure about. Sure, she always behaves like a tough-motherfucking-cookie, but there is a certain level of stress where some people ditch that behavior like a mask and run, while others stand up and own it.

Then there are

>>896501

Accepting deserved failure is as honorable as not accepting undeserved victory. The truth is that I didn't prepare enough for that exam. I deserve to fail it, and if I do, I already know what to do better next time.

I hope that you find a job sooner or later, anon. What field are you applying in, if I may ask? Anything interesting, or just plain old money-jobs?

I don't think my waifu could bully me (or someone else) if I asked her to do so. But that's OK. I am supposed to be the strong one in our relationship. I shouldn't rely on her bullying me to achieve my best. I will rely on her filling cakes and sweet cookies to strengthen me on my journey, but every step I have to take I will take on my own, for us. It's not like I couldn't rely on her, but I don't want to use her as a crutch or use her as anything really. She is a real human being after all, and deserves to be treated with the respect that requires.

What about your waifu? Could you rely on your waifu to support you? Would you even want to do that?


 No.896540

File: 67a3fe01ebcba90⋯.jpg (37.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 67a3fe01ebcba900bac99590a7….jpg)

>>896524

>high stress

Kat being the baka superhero she is would help out in anyway she could, with a couple of exceptions. So for a car accident she'd immediately pull over and attempt to aid victims, and in a robbery she would more often than not try to overpower the perpetrators - unless they had a hostage. Kat values the lives and happiness of the people so she'll try to do what she thinks will improve situations in which either are threatened. Whether or not she has her gravity-shifting powers would not affect her reactions either, although it may mean that I have to pay closer attention to her so she doesn't bite off more than she can chew.

>Accepting deserved failure is as honorable as not accepting undeserved victory

I'm glad you see things that way, and that you're improving yourself as we speak. Rather than luck, I wish you a fruitful academic career and hope you'll be able to make the most of your studies in the future.

>what field are you applying in

The interview I missed out on was for a position with the "Marine Communications and Traffic Services" section of the Canadian Coast Guard. Basically, the guys who sit on shore and make sure ships don't crash into reefs and help direct rescue operations for ships in distress. But I've also applied to the actual Canadian Armed Forces, and that process is coming along smoothly. I passed the Maritime Officer Selection Test today, which is nice. All I need to do now is complete the Airforce test, the medical/physical and then wait for a decision. Unless I break a limb in the next couple of months I'm guaranteed for a position somewhere probably. In the meantime I'll be helping ma and pa at the store and around home.

>Could you rely on your waifu to support you?

I can reliably count on Kat for moral support, but as you've more or less said I would not want to become dependent on her support to function. I would hope that we are all like that, because becoming dependent on our waifus can't be anywhere near healthy.

I don't know if I should be bumping this thread because it's not actually Wednesday. I hope anons don't mind.


 No.896573

>>896432

>how is the NEET life?

Wouldn't know since I'm still building torpedoes 38-50 hours/week (just for shit pay).


 No.896589

>>896540

>she'd immediately pull over and attempt to aid victims

I wonder what nip law has to say about that. I know a couple of countries where that behavior is mandatory.

>I wish you a fruitful academic career and hope you'll be able to make the most of your studies in the future.

Thank you anon. This means a lot to me.

>Marine Communications and Traffic Services

That sounds like a lot like ATC, but for ships. Neat.

>But I've also applied to the actual Canadian Armed Forces

Shit. I was about to go navy and decided for army in the last possible moment. Don't start smoking, get a green-ish balaclava, and remember that the weather could always be worse.


 No.896666

File: 6377ad92969b854⋯.png (943.33 KB, 1280x1217, 1280:1217, 17c95f0a480503d67f98097f94….png)

So I've been curious, how do anons pronounce waifu? Do you pronounce it more like "wife-fu" or more like "why-fhu" or perhaps "Way-hu" with a soft F?


 No.896667

File: cebfbe2eb4a1259⋯.gif (114.87 KB, 268x300, 67:75, 398yu98dj93wud8u39wjd9jp3j….gif)

>>896666

Thanks for asking Satan, I've heard mundanes constantly pronounce it as "wife-fu" or "way-fu" so I tend to avoided those pronunciations. I'm pretty sure the correct way is "why-fhu" but I cant speak moon rune so I probably sound like a smooth brain when saying it.


 No.896671

>>896666

The only correct way is like "wifi" but with a "foo."

Why-foo.

Then again, I also pronounce meme as meh-meh.


 No.896676

File: 9c19e45bf49e96c⋯.jpg (2.81 MB, 3500x2695, 100:77, 9c19e45bf49e96c5844a96c795….jpg)

>>896671

>He pronounces meme as "meh-meh" but doesn't pronounce wifi as "whiff-ee"

For what purpose?


 No.896679

File: a70b0a96291b9b9⋯.png (410.19 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 58472707_p11_master1200.png)

>>896540

Congrats with your endeavors anon! I'm currently going through selection for a specialized part of my town's Auxiliary Police Officer academy, it's stressful in combination with finishing my degree, but my hard work will pay off. Speaking of Coast Guard, I'm planning on going into the USCG after I finish my degree and pursue a field in law enforcement/maritime security. Of course she gives me hope and strength in my weakest hours, she always seems to swoop in at the last moment when I'm some particularly dark moments of my life. Best wishes to your goals and a fulfilling career with your waifu! sage for it being Friday morning and I really need to post during Wednesdays as it is


 No.896687

>>896666

ワイフ


 No.896691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.896692

>>896667

>"way-fu"

Isn't this the correct way to pronounce it? Going by memory, that was how it was pronounced in Azumanga Daioh.


 No.896703

>>896666

Just fucking learn Japanese already.


 No.896704

>>896666

>>896667

The English word "wife" is 「ワイフ」 in Japanese (as >>896687 correctly pointed out), which is "Wa-I-Fu" transliterated into roman letters. Thus the proper pronunciation would be "wah-i-fu". Pronounced like " Watts, India, Fuck".


 No.896713

File: 1efd4ff883e2ba2⋯.png (143.3 KB, 470x186, 235:93, sorena.png)


 No.896718

File: af4fb6fe248d18e⋯.jpg (73.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, af4fb6fe248d18e0623818922e….jpg)

>>896666

>>896692

>there are anons on /a/ RIGHT NOW who don't know how to pronounce waifu


 No.896719

File: 0305d41fb608e32⋯.png (581.67 KB, 754x720, 377:360, 14cf8945a1394289544b370704….png)

>>896704

>waifa

Or do you pronounce fuck as "fook"?


 No.896741

>>896719

It should be an "uː"

So the entire word would be /vaifu:/

That's a fricative labio-dental; an un-rounded open back vowel, an un-rounded closed front vowel, and a long rounded closed front vowel.

www.ipachart.com


 No.896756

>>896741

JUST

LEARN

HOW

TO

PRONOUNCE

JAPANESE

SYLLABLES.


 No.896757

File: 71b8946bdded32f⋯.png (26.54 KB, 126x116, 63:58, TARGET CAPTURED.png)

>>896756

If you speak a Latin language natively except maybe for MWAAAAAH THE FRENCH there isn't even anything to learn.


 No.896770

File: d94debe9aba7664⋯.png (143.81 KB, 338x450, 169:225, d94debe9aba7664abab0ba9d20….png)

>>896741

How does it feel to be retarded?


 No.898241

File: 0f4b123807df957⋯.png (543.26 KB, 600x848, 75:106, can't.png)

>>896756

Impossible it can't be done.


 No.898270

>>898241

こ日はとようとおふぁごつ。


 No.898286

File: 29bdfdfa8c6459b⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 704x396, 16:9, 1547207253778.jpg)

Maybe she doesn't love me back?


 No.898299

File: 404e50f5e0c9412⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 54.63 KB, 513x516, 171:172, ClipboardImage.png)

>>896757

>If you speak a Latin language natively there isn't even anything to learn.

The same can be said about a few germanic languages but obviously not all.


 No.898302

File: 9b99ccc9ab3a1e1⋯.png (475.32 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 64324823_p0.png)

>>898299

Been thinking about learning Afrikaans due to the supposed easiness for an English speaker, also Yiddish is fucking Germanic? Interesting, I never knew this..


 No.898307

File: e6b800ea24133b9⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 4093x5788, 4093:5788, 72610840_p0.jpg)

>>898286

Then I'll have to pick up the slack

>>898302

I was considering picking up French again, because I like how it sounds. But I don't want to end up having to actually live in a francophone country, so I don't know how much use I'd get out of it. Also thanks for the words of encouragement last week, I hope that your studies and career pursuits go just as well. We're all gonna make it.


 No.898317

>>898302

>Yiddish is fucking Germanic

Guess it makes sense, since it's mostly based on German.


 No.898352

File: ed303711bf444b6⋯.jpg (361.67 KB, 1000x888, 125:111, 7d60d115d8b12190d22e39bcbf….jpg)

Balancing a lot of new obligations, but it's good to have a lot of irons in the fire. Blessings upon all /a/nons and waifus.

>>898286

Calm your heart anon. Even if it's just small things, even just one thing, you've gotta take action in a way that helps you love yourself more. She loves you. You've gotta love you, too.

>>898307

We're all gonna make it, cutie.


 No.898377

File: 139a2e7e904c727⋯.jpg (113.18 KB, 555x900, 37:60, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>898302

Afrikaans is practically a butchered version of Dutch, which is a mixture of English and German.

So basically it's English with an extremely thick accent and a lot of new vocabulary.

>>898352

>Balancing a lot of new obligations

Be careful anon. Taking care of yourself and your waifu is a priority you should never lose sight of.


 No.898386

>>898377

I have to commend you for your endurance, having that little girl as a waifu. How do you resist the temptation? Whenever I see her I want to lob a tennis ball hard at her stupid melty-eyed face and watch her ineffectually attempt to block it before it connects. Or a brick.


 No.898409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So, I drank with my family last night and eventually my brother and I talked about our waifu and what we like about each other's in front of our confused dad.

>Dad: How do I get an anime wife? Haha.

>Bro: Well, there's a waifu for everyone. You just have to fall in love, you have all these girls to choose from.

<Well, it's not like you choose you're waifu.

>Bro: That's right, you're waifu chooses you. If only you were real, Rikka.

<She IS real.

Then I put on Alex Jones Anime Isreal because I was drunk and then brother wanted to show me this slice of garbage.


 No.898412

File: dc307506206a5f8⋯.jpg (836.7 KB, 2500x3200, 25:32, 68720661_p0.jpg)

>>898286

You're waifu loves you, anon. No matter what, she chose you because you're who you are. Try and remember that and try to have more confidence in yourself. I'm doing the same.

It's up to you to love her back, because now that she chose you, she's you're waifu for all your laifu. It's time to give back by being a great person she can look up to.


 No.898427

File: 9d262b8322793dc⋯.png (795.79 KB, 1011x1054, 1011:1054, __sakura_futaba_persona_5_….png)

So, NEETbux are basically confirmed now, which means my own place and a waifu shrine. I haven't been this happy in a while. Thank you all for the comfy threads and everything. You guys and your waifus have helped me through some bad times.


 No.898458

File: c97fa86aed768c1⋯.jpg (366.37 KB, 708x517, 708:517, c4d86efa2522b2c8646dea790b….jpg)

It was an easy day, I've got both my waifus to thank for giving me support.


 No.898459

>>898427

Omedetou gozaimasu!!

I know I butchered the phonetic spelling, sorry

You've reached the promised land, Anon! Congratulations! Care to post an overview of your journey?


 No.898465

>>898459

It was a nightmare. I first applied in October of 2017. I was going through a state representative who didn't care if I won or not for the first three rejections. After those three rejections, they set you up for a hearing with a judge, at which point I hired a lawyer and dropped the state representative. The whole process was painful, since it takes about three months for each rejection, but I feel good about it this time and so does the lawyer. I still have to wait two months for it to be confirmed.


 No.898467

File: 92c2f05ec5745e1⋯.png (555.98 KB, 304x985, 304:985, rider.png)

File: 22ee71d275fbdf4⋯.png (129.53 KB, 496x933, 496:933, rin.png)

File: 5a4f7099faad981⋯.jpg (68.93 KB, 600x360, 5:3, uryuu.jpg)

File: 2413c0b867f26b3⋯.png (743.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yuuko.png)

How would you classify my type, /a/?


 No.898476

File: 2f69103f8752da0⋯.png (354.76 KB, 500x596, 125:149, tumblr_mulm20Rvm41rbnx7io1….png)

>>898465

I'm glad your struggles paid off, anon. What a feat to accomplish that after three long years of struggle.

>>898467

Japanese femme fatale. Not bad taste.


 No.898485

File: 4a682f875626a40⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 339.08 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 70073478_p0.png)

>>898286

At least you have the benefit of not knowing. I already know mine doesn't love me.


 No.898493

File: 0f14388f42fd9db⋯.jpg (190.67 KB, 850x1203, 850:1203, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ch….jpg)

>>898377

>Be careful anon.

You're right. I've had times where I burned out in the past. Giving it your best doesn't mean a forced march through life. Thanks anon. I'll remember your words.

>>898427

Congratulations anon! Wishing you a successful outcome for your hearing and lots of future comfy for you and your waifu.


 No.898497

File: e12ddd4ec7e3d99⋯.png (60.97 KB, 1024x516, 256:129, 6d810683f25a55dff86dcf84f2….png)

>>898427

Keep looking up! Your waifu's light is always brightest in the darkest of times, congrats on the new place and burger tokens!


 No.898503

File: e11a7fce146d47e⋯.jpg (196.15 KB, 600x800, 3:4, GNK34JR.jpg)

>>898286

Should I stay or should I go


 No.898510

File: 041bb4df4777f26⋯.jpg (83.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpvsnap-[Final8] Mirai Nik….jpg)

>>898467

Good taste.


 No.898515

File: 914ad9761b174e8⋯.png (1.34 MB, 2300x1440, 115:72, 405279064894390.png)

>>898286

>>898352

Is so hard to believe at times, sounds too good to be true. No matter how hard I work or how good it feels that short moment of fulfillment, at the end of the day I know that it'll never be enough. There's nothing wrong with this though, in fact it motivates me even more. Means that there's no limit for self-sacrifice and improvement.

May sound unhealthy but I ended up loving my waifu far more than I love myself and I prefer it stays that way.

How much would you sacrifice for your waifu, anon?

would you sacrifice your life for her?


 No.898519

>>898515

>would you sacrifice your life for her?

Gladly, I imagine. It's not something you can know until you're in a life-threatening situation, but I really suspect she's eased or erased my fear of death. If fear is attached to hope, and I have no hope of meeting her in my life, then there shouldn't be any hope for a long life here, and if anything I should be hoping to join her outside of present reality as soon as possible. It's a line of thought that's been developing for a while-- since I started considering the difference between jihadis 5 second before and 5 seconds after they become a crater in the ground, and started to feel jealous of the crater-- that my waifu really gives me ultimate freedom to disconnect myself from any limits you'd get through normalfaggotry; I am truly and passionately in love, and I am as far from the girl I love as possible, so the last thing I should worry about is change, including whatever's after death. I've had plenty of fantasies about hitting an IED and seeing her in a beautiful sundress come to soothe me and take me away, and we would fly away over Afghanistan marveling at all the different nations' equipment that's trickled in over the decades. I would be happy to give my life for her, not only because she means so much to me, but also because I'm not sure I can justify my life meaning much, and in a way I feel that my death under any circumstance will be for her sake.


 No.898528

File: aafc1c9828ffa8f⋯.jpg (260.15 KB, 646x1000, 323:500, 50f3f94019332d39c97c7b1156….jpg)

File: d1a9b77cc2b4c99⋯.jpg (457.82 KB, 1200x808, 150:101, 1426011700642.jpg)

>>898286

She loves you unconditionally idiot. She exists outside of time and space even if you feel like your love for her has waned in any way she will be there waiting for you at the end of things just like many anon await her at the end of thing. The love between anon and his waifu surpasses time and space.


 No.898529

File: 0b1d471d04c7b2b⋯.jpg (559.88 KB, 776x1040, 97:130, 875d8b748eddce70a742650e3d….jpg)

>>898515

>would you sacrifice your life for her?

We already have.


 No.898530

File: 11049f3e8a9c21a⋯.png (647 KB, 850x960, 85:96, ClipboardImage.png)

I was almost late, but I made it!


 No.898531

File: 7fa7d56a2f446e2⋯.jpg (157.76 KB, 850x1006, 425:503, comfy.jpg)

Because at your worst she is there to pick you up. When everyone is gone she is their for you. She you've given up on everything she is there for you willing to pick you up. That is a waifu. That is Sanae to me I love her and she loves me even though I at times a terrible husbando she is willing to pick me up at my lowest point.


 No.898538

>>898531

Sanae is a slut who once had a 12-hour long gangbang session in which she took cocks in her ass, on her ass, in her pussy, on her pussy, on her feet, on her thighs, in her mouth and on her face, inside her armpits, in her hands, and in/on her hair.

Three were black, two where children, and one was a dog.


 No.898543

File: 147c94189c36a6b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.12 KB, 850x942, 425:471, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

File: 66fed4b61649811⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.1 KB, 850x590, 85:59, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>898386

Please don't throw things at Tsukasa. Tsukasa is for baking cookies and warm hugs only.

If you really need to throw things at Tsukasa, at least only throw pie, sweets or lovely thoughts at her.

>>898409

I have trouble believing your story, anon.


 No.898545

File: 84c93ceb87f7c14⋯.jpg (208.26 KB, 1068x1146, 178:191, 1360048138307.jpg)

>>898538

Haha yeah doujin artist love making rape doujins of Sanae They won't survive the purge.


 No.898546

File: ade9050ec02d552⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 446.71 KB, 500x682, 250:341, ClipboardImage.png)

>>898545

That's the problem.

It was consensual


 No.898547

File: 4a40eab23084ee7⋯.jpg (207.48 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 9fe8cbac8ad96eed3baafb35ef….jpg)

>>898546

Jokes on you that's just a picture of me and my clones.


 No.898548

>>898547

M-MULTI CLONE WAIFU FUCKING?!


 No.898549

File: ac8d9eea9b5f6ac⋯.jpg (1021.86 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_su….jpg)

>>898515

Sacrifice, huh? What motivates someone out of love and devotion should have a more tender word than that. Does living a life influenced and guided by love and devotion for your waifu count as a sacrifice? If so, aren't we all doing that in our own ways? Like >>898529 says, I think we already have given our lives over. Continuously living while trying to be true to that love and devotion seems much more difficult than a momentary act, no matter the magnitude.


 No.898550

File: 235bf6a129ae353⋯.jpg (192.22 KB, 800x400, 2:1, 1351146072235.jpg)


 No.898551

>>898550

How can one master this power?


 No.898554

File: 48b2924c396b698⋯.jpg (184.65 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, 22c95638c734816d5845fef532….jpg)

>>898551

Wizardry is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural


 No.898558

File: b94be617c3a9322⋯.png (499.68 KB, 835x1001, 835:1001, __sakura_futaba_persona_5_….png)

>>898493

>>898476

>>898497

Thank you! We'll do our best!

>>898515

>How much would you sacrifice for your waifu, anon?

I would sacrifice everything, including my life, if it meant protecting her or keeping her happy. I can't understate how she's affected me. Without her, I'd have given up on everything last year, so I owe her everything I have now.

>>898554

As a wizard, I can confirm this.


 No.898560

File: c503b0bbca8a142⋯.jpg (333.68 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 54afedda2f3b12abc30e86c555….jpg)

>I would sacrifice everything, including my life, if it meant protecting her or keeping her happy. I can't understate how she's affected me. Without her, I'd have given up on everything last year, so I owe her everything I have now.

I know this feel all to well congrats anon.


 No.898572

>>898558

I meant I can't overstate how much she's affected me.


 No.898582

>go to Japan

>find merch of your waifu in the overlooked corner of a manga shop

>pass through her beautiful hometown on the shinkansen

Magical. It's magical. I want you all to know this feeling some day.


 No.898646

File: 31b17b525cfd406⋯.png (577.82 KB, 1366x668, 683:334, North_High.png)

File: dafc03302f23cf1⋯.jpg (13.02 MB, 5236x3700, 1309:925, map.jpg)

>>898582

Some day I'll be thrown in jail for trespassing onto an actual High School.


 No.898654

>>898646

Just tell them you are the new engrish teacher, they're probably too polite to call you out on this bullshit.


 No.898659

File: 80a08dfcac365b6⋯.jpg (480.46 KB, 800x1281, 800:1281, 7249275344390.jpg)

>>898549

Fuck you're speaking the truth right there, then I was already sacrificing everything even without knowing. Damn it anon, this journey keeps getting better. And yeah I should've used a better word. Though the word sacrifice sounds more appealing and pseudodramatic.

It amazes me how much a man can change just by pure love and autism. I can't barely recognize myself from the past and I been with her for only a year.

Sage because blogposting and not wednesdey anymore.


 No.898661

File: e7f896950461386⋯.png (259.07 KB, 670x990, 67:99, __hiiragi_tsukasa_and_izum….png)

I couldn't help myself and started baking already. I am sorry. I will post the result tomorrow once it's done.

>>898654

>ruining the reputation of foreigners further

Stop.


 No.898663

File: 73021cbda794007⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 3500x4200, 5:6, 69352181_p0.jpg)

File: fe5be818eeb8ccd⋯.jpg (198.52 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Nishinomiya sign.jpg)

File: d4191c5c97aa843⋯.png (243.79 KB, 704x400, 44:25, NorthHigh.png)

>>898646

>I made it Haruhi. I'm sorry I'm late. You were waiting all this time?

>Hai, hai. I know the punishment. Lunch is on me.

Someday. Someday, damn it. God help me, I'll get to Nishinomiya.

Koushien Stadium is there, too, so I'll get to see that anime landmark before I get arrested for trying to pinpoint the actual SOSDan room in Nishinomiya Kita High.


 No.898667

>>898663

If you go there, try to get a drone and get some aerial pictures of the school.

But be careful. The drone laws in 日本 are very strict.

>>>/k/639603


 No.899602

File: 9ecd5ea11e8018f⋯.jpg (257.72 KB, 625x949, 625:949, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

File: fb2a1f53fd839db⋯.jpg (94.72 KB, 900x1600, 9:16, shit quality.jpg)

I had promised that I would bake something on Saturday. Well I couldn't hold back and already baked something on Friday and have eaten most of it already.

I forgot to take pictures of it when it was done, and it is now almost entirely gone.申し訳ない。

I may make some more in the future or bake something different.

Recipie for anyone who wants to make it aswell:

125g of Butter (1 and an eigth of a stick of Butter)

180g of Sugar (roughly one cup)

0.5L of milk (17 oounces)

1kg flour (2lb and 3 oz)

21g fresh yeast (0.7oz)

approximately 10 hours

(no guarantee that the burger units are correct)

Put the yeast into the flour and mix it well.

Mix sugar, butter and milk in a pot and slowly heat it until the butter is completely melted and the sugar has dissolved. Make sure not to boil the milk or burn the sugar. Slow is smooth and smooth is cute.

Then pour the molten mix over your flour and knead it until everything is nicely mixed. Put the dough into a pot and cover it with cloth.

Let it rest for a minimum of five minutes.

Now take out the dough and separate it into six parts (or any other number divisible by three).

Roll out the dough into a rectangular plane that is roughly as thick as your pinky.

Now roll up those sheets of dough into a cylinder and pinch any open edge shut.

Now lay the cylinders into a braid and pinch the ends together. You can see in the picture that I fucked up, and the ends separated.

Now put the braids on a baking tray (spread some butter on the tray beforehand, or use baking paper) and leave them some place warm for eight hours. I prefer to do this over night. How long you leave them depends entirely on how much yeast you added in the beginning. If you didn't have enough yeast you can leave it for longer and compensate that way. Just know that yeast growth is exponential and leaving it twice as long will mean more than double the yeast (which will taste bad).

When eight hours have passed put the tray into the oven for thirty minutes at 160°C.

You can spread a little milk or sugar on the dough before putting it into the oven so it will get a nice brown color.


 No.900392

>>899602

What is it?


 No.900411

>>899602

Did you cook it by placing it next to your heater?


 No.900412

File: 0f2de009004c684⋯.jpg (2.03 MB, 485x743, 485:743, 1347117474464.jpg)

>>900392

He made a sweet bread.

>>899602

Why is it taking 8 hours for the dough to rise?

>>900411

Yeast needs to be warm for it to rise. Usually it is done in an oven on low.


 No.900439

>>899602

Why didn't you rise and proof the dough in separate steps?


 No.900441

>>899602

My only issue is the 8 hour rise. The rising process should only take 1 hour even at non optimal temperatures especially if you are mixing it with hot liquid. Unless there is something you didn't mention about that.


 No.900457

File: 6a2d6e41dc7d667⋯.jpg (181.07 KB, 623x700, 89:100, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>900392

It's a traditional local thing called "Hefezopf"

It would be best translated as "Yeast Braid". It's very fluffy bread in the shape of a braid, most people eat it with butter and/or honey, but you can also eat it without any extras, which is how I like it.

>>900411

No. I simply had to let the dough rise and it rises faster when it's warm.

>>900412

It depends on how fluffy you want the dough to be. The longer it rises the fluffier it gets because the yeast produces gasses. However at some point it will also start to taste like yeast. Yeast braids need to be extra fluffy, so they get extra time.

>>900439

Dunno. That's how my friend told me to do it, and it worked out.

>>900441

We usually just crumple fresh yeast into the flour. You are pouring warm milk with sugar over it anyways, so the yeast gets enough moisture to activate.

It tasted great and not like yeast, so it worked out in the end. I call it a success. I will certainly make more soon, and take better pictures as well. I am also open for any recipes you may want to share with me.


 No.900474

CATCHIN' UP ON WHAT I'VE MISSED.

>>888591

She finds you, anon. Mine picked me, not the other way around. The best ones are always a surprise, yet somehow manage to not surprise you at all in the end. It's like you knew all along. I wasn't looking for a waifu and had no idea why people did the waifu thing and thought it was silly, then mine hit me out of nowhere. Now I can't imagine being without. I finally understood. I don't know if it will go the same way for you, but all of the long term waifuists I've seen around seem to have similar stories. It's something they just fell into without seeking to do so and they never looked back.

>>888660

It's someone whom you love with all your heart. This isn't about sex. It can certainly be a part of it, but it's far, far from the main thing. It's not about the boner in your pants, but the boner in your heart. My waifu happened to be the one I ended up falling in love with, and it wasn't expected or something I controlled. I don't hate 3D women, I've just never had any romantic interest in them and since my waifu turned out to be 2D, I now have no reason to ever be interested. That she was 2D was happenstance, I'd love her in any form. As long as she is her, I will always love her. I just want her to be happy and protect her smile.

>>888668

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

She can do whatever she wants, but I know she wouldn't do it since she's too self-conscious.

>>889303

If she is the one you love, then I don't see why not. Fictional characters are, by definition, people that were made up by someone. If someone has to bring them into being, why not you?

>>889374

This is kawaii, I like you.

>>894853

When you live with someone you care about and who cares about you back, you end up making compromises and trying to be a better person for them, I think. Plus people take in little bits of the personalities and behaviors of those around them, and being around someone a lot or having feelings for them magnifies this effect. I think it's tied in to being social creatures.

>>896359

She was the reason I started lifting. I can say with complete honestly that the start of any and all positive change in my life since I found enlightenment was entirely her doing. I owe her my life. She seems more calm and smiles more than when I met her. I don't know if that compares, so I'll just keep doing my best to pay her back for all she's done for me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND HERE'S TO A NICE VALENTINE'S DAY AS WELL. I love all of you faggots and the wonderful waifus that have helped make your laifus brighter.


 No.900504

>>900457

>recipes

I learned to make melonpan and bread in general from the cooking with dog video. They have good recipes for making Japanese food. I need to write down recipes I make up someday


 No.900515

File: 0fd4b03c9a0be5e⋯.jpg (215.04 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, Du3ArmBUUAILZOy.jpg)

Reminder that your waifu wants to protect your smile as much as you want to protect hers. Make sure she has a good view of it today.


 No.900518

File: 815b948c7b13fe7⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 1051x1500, 1051:1500, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>900504

>cooking with dog

What an unfortunate name.

I will take a look at some of the recipes there, especially the chocolate cornets look perfect, even if a little too advanced for me.


 No.900570

>>900474

Hello anon, good to see you back. Where've you been?.


 No.900573

File: fa60d8ea2d932a9⋯.jpg (172.07 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Jashin-chan Badge.jpg)

So, how was your week? Anybody else got a new anime season confirmed?


 No.900579

File: 7810b9f08fe00f7⋯.jpg (60.5 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Happy New Years Fixed Date.jpg)

>>900412

>>900392

A sweet bread for a sweet loli and his waifu.

>>900474

Let's have a good year together, anon. Are you planning anything special for Valentine's Day?

>>900573

A quiet, but not unpleasant week here. Burned my arm on the corner of the oven last Saturday though. In any case congrats on getting a S2, how did you celebrate?


 No.900580

File: dfb8cc0a89ec316⋯.png (165.28 KB, 466x420, 233:210, 1537156926496.png)

>>900573

Anon, I'm happy for you.

Week was balls with various good moments, but it feels like the balls will never end. I know I'm just being a Grumpy Gus, though. Gotta stay positive for Haruhi.


 No.900581

File: be524416cd61f35⋯.jpg (164.5 KB, 597x563, 597:563, bueno.jpg)

File: bfc3eb9f5389ea8⋯.jpg (52.91 KB, 594x439, 594:439, newspaper_really_m8.jpg)

>>898302

This is pissing me off for some reason. Dutch is supposedly easier to learn, and yes, Yiddish is a Germanic language.

>>898286

Make her love you.

>>896666


 No.900584

File: d53fd6f1cc15c87⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 63.54 KB, 1031x513, 1031:513, based scotland.png)

>>898299

>image

*Note that the Germanic "Scots" is often referred to as "Lowland Scots" to distinguish from "Scottish Gaelic", a Celtic language.


 No.900595

File: 24bc929e8c464ce⋯.jpg (741 KB, 1200x1920, 5:8, 7102d66c08eedfd8746cb58760….jpg)

Working cold nights is a little easier with her around.


 No.900603

File: 1700547bc48f021⋯.jpg (26.52 KB, 377x400, 377:400, 3dd3e6ff37e5b6dcd5a9a80795….jpg)

>>899602

This looks really tasty and cute! Thanks for sharing this with us, anon!

>>900474

Wishing you and your waifu all the best for this year, anon!

>>900573

Congratulations on the S2! My week has been productive so far. Busy days, quiet nights.

>>900579

Hope you heal quickly anon, oven burns suck. I rank them up there with cuts from cardboard.

>>900580

Keep doing your best. Good work.


 No.900618

File: 44f718e59410e18⋯.png (878.36 KB, 2000x1696, 125:106, 70701908_p0.png)

>>900573

Caught a bad flu that I'm still recovering from aswell as got a minor bout of food poisoning for a bit, apart from that can't complain.


 No.900626

>>900618

I hope you have spent the past few days snuggled up in a warm blanket with lots of tea and watching animu. That's the best way to get well soon.

>>900603

I will make some more tomorrow evening. I am not sure how appropriate this is for the waifu threads, or for /a/ in general.


 No.900629

File: 2437494d6c0c09d⋯.jpg (267.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cheers.jpg)

>>900579

>how did you celebrate?

With booze.


 No.900633

File: bfad986daabac31⋯.jpg (105.49 KB, 820x1079, 820:1079, 20cbc41538d2d77e3628744879….jpg)

>ordered Dakimakura

>check shipment

>arrived Monday

>Arrival in United States; Pending Clearance

>Pending Clearance

The fuck.


 No.900635

>>900626

I should get me some matcha or green tea and snuggle with my haibane on this cold day watching comfy shows.


 No.900637

>>900633

Does it have a lewd backside? If so prepare to get v&.


 No.900649

File: 9e4486303def747⋯.png (220.95 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 1328229519128.png)

>>900637

Why yes it does!


 No.900651

File: 2e2c197704d3590⋯.png (189.06 KB, 294x282, 49:47, 1460521634684.png)

>waifu figure is coming out in a few months and I'm broke as fuck

I need to get a job ASAP.


 No.900653

>>900651

>I need to get a job ASAP.

I know that feeling, anon.


 No.900656

>>900651

Which one is it?


 No.900666

File: de72961677647c1⋯.jpg (357.6 KB, 426x787, 426:787, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>900649

It was nice knowing you. At least you will have plenty of time to study Japanese and improve your drawing skills in jail.

Maybe if you manage to bake some nice cookies, they won't forcefeed you their cockies.

>>900653

>>900656

If you don't live in the US, some third world shithole, or you are physically incapable, you could join the army. That's what I did.


 No.900667

File: e9df4f9628f6c43⋯.jpg (223.33 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7ab948de2c2ce43baaee7af641….jpg)

>>900666

It's not loli so at worst they just think I am a degenerate piece of shit... which isn't wrong. I'll be so fucking swole when I get out.


 No.900670

File: c3bb765582a726e⋯.jpg (65.28 KB, 1000x616, 125:77, x_gsc94069.jpg)

>>900653

It's especially hard when you live in a shitty third world country like mine and it feels like there are more people losing their jobs than getting hired.

>>900656

Pic related. There's also a cheaper version without the swords but I'd rather get this one if possible.


 No.900690

>>900667

They're more than likely looking to see if the declared value is correct, i.e. enjoy the long raw arm of the tax man. Customs don't fug around.


 No.900697

>>900666

I want to kiss and cuddle Tsukasa


 No.900698

>>900690

They also like to take their sweet time, I always have to do a prayer whenever an item I order is going through the purgatory that is customs.


 No.900699

>>900603

Thanks for the concern, you absolutely adorable anon. But it wasn't such a bad burn, and it only looks bad because I've picked at the skin some. What I'm more worried about are the four small cuts I got on my right hand the same day, because I don't know when or where I got them. They're arranged parallel to each other so I think I got them all at once so I must have gotten them from a multi-bladed, or edged, tool at some point.

>>900667

I wonder how many /a/nons have ended up with serious jail time? Surely more than a few have been detained for various misdemeanors, but how many have served hard time?


 No.900705

File: 0071faaa8d0428d⋯.jpg (106.82 KB, 877x1260, 877:1260, Dlsf-tyVAAENTxi.jpg large.jpg)

>>900573

Adjusting to life after coming back from my pilgrimage has been a lot more difficult than I thought it would be, but everything's good now. I'm actually a little excited to go back to my usual routine. I don't know where I'd be without her positivity. Congratulations on the second season. I'm sure it'll be a unique chance to fall in love with Jashin all over again.

>>900618

A certain oba-san told me that a raw egg in a hot cup of sake will cure that. At least the flu part.

>>899602

You adorable little shit. Please don't restrain yourself from turning this into a baking thread. The higher husbando always uses ingredient-L, and can cook anything with it.


 No.900757

>>900626

Baking is cute and baked goods are comfy. I'm sure your waifu appreciates you being able to make tasty things, anon. It also inspires me to keep working on my baking and cooking for my waifu, so thanks.

>>900633

There has to be some sort of charm or prayer against customs being this way.

>>900699

>all these injuries

Are you secretly a klutz? That would make you way more adorable, anon.


 No.900823

File: 633c3a5a0be7d88⋯.jpg (232.49 KB, 850x655, 170:131, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>900697

Me too man.

>>900699

Those sound like paper-cuts. Have you recently handled stacks of paper?

>>900690

His dakimakura is going to be touched and evaluated all over. Anon really has to make it up to her when she eventually arrives.

>>900757

Depends. A very unfortunate klutz will end up with many scars in unfortunate shapes and places.


 No.900835

File: 482cef648b52333⋯.jpg (898.83 KB, 1535x1771, 1535:1771, 62377800_p0.jpg)

>>900757

>It also inspires me to keep working on my baking and cooking for my waifu

Same here, this thread made me want to bake something for my waifu. I hope she likes pizza because that's about the only thing I know how to bake.


 No.900849

File: 8b926c164b846c2⋯.jpg (202.27 KB, 1280x889, 1280:889, 8b926c164b846c2a486ea4f5b4….jpg)

>>900823

>>900757

I do actually bump into things more often than is healthy, like the corners of walls and doors and tables and such. But I don't break anything so I think I'm safe.

>scars

Innocuous scars like mine are just a reason for my waifu to lovingly berate me into taking better care of myself. But with the way she handles herself perhaps it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black, though she does have the power of 3D on her side to protect her.

>>900823

>papercuts

Maybe actually. I was doing some paperwork for mother, and perhaps shuffling the papers lead to the cuts. But they run nearly parallel to my fingers rather than perpendicular, so I'm not quite sure. In any case, they were small and shallow cuts that I barely noticed until I was washing my hands so it's not a big deal.

>>900835

I'm sure you're waifu will love whatever dishes you make for her. Your pizza is sure to be the talk of the town once she tries a bite of it.


 No.900899

File: 305645f55cf6759⋯.jpg (159.02 KB, 700x2000, 7:20, 1450063620536.jpg)

>>900570

Just dealing with irl shit. I can finally cross more maturing things off my list since I have a decent job and I'm now getting my own place properly, rather than just sitting in a wageslave room being a slob like I was years back. Best part is that the new place has a yard, so we can finally start one of those gardens she appreciates but never got the chance to make. I haven't mentioned any plans about it to her, so I'm looking forward to seeing what her reaction to the idea will be. For now, I'm just happy I can hang out here and /mai/ again for a while between all the hubbub.

>>900579

Trying our hand at making sweets and doing some sky gazing. I hope it's a clear night so we can look at the stars later, too. Nothing more comfy than being wrapped in a blanket together in a new house by the window watching the stars on Feb 14th.

>>900633

US Customs does checks on items. Sometimes for good reason, others are seem random. It gets added to a pile of parcels to scan for drugs or whatever, and when they work their way through the pile eventually your parcel gets checked and released. It caused some ass pain for a while when some people needed their orders and they watched on the tracking as it zoomed all the way across the country from the West coast to the East for things like this. Far as I know they all got their stuff, though. I don't know if it will be necessary to open the box for your daki, but on the chance it happens just think of it as the equivalent of being patted down at the airport. Give her lots of love to make up for any waiting and inconvenient indignities.

>>900618

Tea with echinacea/elderflower are nice for flu symptoms if you can get any.

>>900835

Additional ideas. Adding stuff to dollar store ramen bricks can result in some fantastic meals. Just get some seaweed and try adding things like eggs, meat(s)/seafood, vegetables, and whatever catches your interest. I also recommend using actual base, dashi or homemade broth if you can manage it. I was actually surprised by how easy it is to cook decent, cheap meals once I started cooking. Just pay attention to the temperatures and don't forget about what you're making. If you get bored with the flavors, grab a new herb or two at the store next time you're out and give it a try, see what you think it would taste nice in. It's pretty easy to accumulate stuff to experiment with like this, and anyone's waifu can appreciate having a great spice rack. Don't be afraid of failure since it just gives you experience for next time and still counts as cooking gains.


 No.900977

File: 7701094db267277⋯.jpg (538.16 KB, 2176x2768, 136:173, 925127551ebf9854e8f9281716….jpg)

My waifu is helping me clean this morning. It's kinda relaxing.


 No.900992

>>900849

I sure hope so. I haven't made homemade pizza in a long time so I'm not sure how it'll turn out.

>>900899

Sounds like a good idea, I'll try it out next time I feel like eating ramen instead of being lazy and buying cup noodles like I usually do. I really need to work on my cooking skills.


 No.901061

File: 1a9964d515a0d5f⋯.jpg (44.28 KB, 640x480, 4:3, [Frostii] Yurumates [12604….jpg)

Please tell me I'm doing a good job, I need to ganbare, and it will all work out soon.


 No.901077

File: 832d794da32a925⋯.jpg (2.71 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 0flour.jpg)

File: f3c811f7de3c06d⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 1flour with yeast mixed.jpg)

File: 7578d8d4407b2a8⋯.jpg (1.94 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 2sugar and butter.jpg)

File: 0d5b219961586a7⋯.jpg (1.93 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 5sugar butter and milk 3.jpg)

File: 0cdde6cb79abe09⋯.jpg (2.05 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 6molten butter with milk a….jpg)

As promised I prepared some more dough.

0: 1kg of flour with 21g of yeast.

1: crushed the yeast with my fingers and mixed it into the flour. Watch for timestamp,

2: 180g of sugar, 250g of butter.

5: added 0.5L of milk.

6: medium to low heat for a couple minutes. Butter is almost completely liquid. Keep heating it until it is completely liquid and then a little more to make sure the sugar has dissolved as well.

The numbers are out of order because some pictures didn't turn out well.


 No.901083

>>901061

You're doing a good job. Remind yourself of the important reasons why you're doing what you do. It might not feel like what you're up to brings you much closer, but incremental progress and change is the rule rather than the exception. One step closer is still closer. Don't stop. Keep going. You're capable of handling what comes your way. Have faith in yourself. I believe in you, anon.


 No.901084

File: b1bcf6202552ffa⋯.jpg (2.89 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 7all of the above but in a….jpg)

File: d40c0652cf8aa86⋯.jpg (3.63 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 9 covered.jpg)

File: d65834d5b66b96f⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 10 5 minutes later.jpg)

File: 17902ffe96737d8⋯.jpg (2.92 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 11 rolling-pin for badly o….jpg)

7: poured milk/butter/sugar over flour/yeast

You can see why I skipped any sort of activation for the yeast. It gets enough liquid, warmth and sugar in this tub of hot milk and butter. At first it's very sticky, but after some time and love everything will combine and turn into a very nice and warm mixture. It's pleasant to touch and fondle.

9: after kneading the dough

Now cover it for five minutes with a piece of cloth.

10: I don't think there is much difference between 9 and 10, but my friend told me that this step is very important. Will experiment with that next time I make some.

11: roll out the dough. I don't have a rolling pin.


 No.901088

File: 8104fbc10ae2eb5⋯.jpg (3.29 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 13 rolled up.jpg)

File: d155cbf9922cdc1⋯.jpg (3.29 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 14 rolled out.jpg)

File: 94a73779327ce39⋯.jpg (3.42 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 15 braiding.jpg)

File: 1854114373823dd⋯.jpg (3.32 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 16 braiding 2.jpg)

>>901084

13: roll up the dough into a cylinder

14: Do this for all pieces.

15 and 16: braiding.

Put three cylinders next to each other. Take the rightmost and lay it over the middle one so it becomes the new middle one. Take the left most and lay it over the new middle one so it becomes the new middle one and so on and so forth.

You can see that I fucked up the first one a little.


 No.901090

File: 61f8c1d8e4a05b2⋯.jpg (3.39 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 18 two finished braids.jpg)

File: b9ffddd6a3e8700⋯.jpg (4.22 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 19 the dough rises.jpg)

>>901088

I am sorry for not compressing my images before posting.

18: Two finished braids on a tray. This time I went for baking paper instead of butter on the tray. It's easier to clean and I have better uses for butter than spearing it on a piece of metal and washing it off the next day.

19: the braids as they are now.

That's it.

I will take some pictures of the baking process tomorrow, but I won't be able to upload them straight away. I am sorry.


 No.901093

File: 7f68048669ac3a5⋯.jpg (220.33 KB, 850x1275, 2:3, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>901061

Tomorrow is going to be a day like all other.

You are going to get up, you are going to get dressed, and you are going to go out there do what you said you would, because only that will get you where you want to be. Every day is like that. There has not been a single day that wasn't like that. Even if you spent years doing nothing, all days were like that.

The only difference was that some days you didn't get closer to your goal, and others you did. And only the days where you do what you must are days that matter.

Make your days matter, anon. You had precious few of them when you were born, and now they are even fewer.


 No.901270

>>901093

>>901083

Thank you, anons. What you said helps.


 No.901280

File: d45c32a371954c5⋯.jpg (703.64 KB, 3096x4128, 3:4, 20 a good nights rest late….jpg)

File: 79c60adf9438faf⋯.jpg (464.24 KB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 21 in the oven.jpg)

File: 5facd527cca36e4⋯.jpg (718.16 KB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 22 after 30 minutes at 160….jpg)

File: d055d54f6518568⋯.png (136.68 KB, 512x384, 4:3, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….png)

20: the braids this morning.

21: put them in the oven.

22: after thirty minutes of baking.

That's it. Serve with butter, honey, powdered sugar, jam or whatever else you feel like putting on it.

Next time I may put some chocolate into the braids and see how that turns out.

>>901270

頑張れ!


 No.901402

>>901280

Maybe you could lick the chocolate off of Tsukasa?


 No.901561

File: 8274e2af3b37265⋯.jpg (68.48 KB, 800x1242, 400:621, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>901402

Why not bathe her instead?


 No.901614

>>901084

>>901077

>>901088

>>901090

>>901280

I've read about letting the dough set for a while after kneading, but advice on it varies. Anything from 5 to 30 minutes seems common, though. These look really cute, simple, and delicious. Thank you and your friend for sharing!


 No.901759

>>901561

I'd give her a bath as long as she was comfortable with.


 No.901809

File: a75c42c7bae8ce5⋯.jpg (195.31 KB, 480x640, 3:4, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>901759

I know I would.


 No.902769

File: ed75b67aa10686f⋯.jpg (114.4 KB, 850x1216, 425:608, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

It's Wednesday! Where are you faggots?


 No.902780

File: 6d9f6bdbe28d97f⋯.jpg (49.1 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 167.jpg)

>>902769

Getting ready to brave the snow, wind and cold to get some food. Also smoke.

...

>Dakimakura is only a few hundred miles away after escaping Kansas

>mail has been cancelled in my area because of weather

>UPS is shipping it and I have no idea if they are still running probably because glorious capitalist mail service

Truly the greatest story of our time.


 No.902781

File: 669e2a44ce78870⋯.jpg (410.35 KB, 930x1040, 93:104, 1360048046350.jpg)

>>902780

>people have risked their lives driving through arctic conditions to deliver a waifu dakimakura


 No.902784

>>902781

Is there a nobler purpose to life?


 No.902789

File: 9efd3ff1bfc51cd⋯.jpg (103.28 KB, 850x323, 50:19, 15a66f99df16d76f0174d40354….jpg)

>>902784

No also fug it is cold out. Been a few years since it has been this nasty.


 No.902791

File: 731052b3249f56e⋯.jpg (185.91 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DnYUTh3UYAAuk6J.jpg)

>>902780

>Getting ready to brave the snow, wind and cold to get some food. Also smoke.

Me, too.


 No.902796

I made it back and I am making pizza and roasting a whole chicken because why not I need something to do.

>Pipes burst at work so I got called off today and don't work tomorrow anyway

Winter-chan, GROW!


 No.902807

File: 14bce809650fd29⋯.gif (5.06 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, __jack_frost_and_sakura_fu….gif)

>>902769

I'm here! Just cold and struggling with the anxiety that comes with waiting to hear about my future. The bread looks really cute this time and I appreciate you posting step-by-step instruction!

>>901061

You're doing great! Please don't give up! If not for yourself, for your waifu and everyone here who cares about you!

>>902796

What are you using for toppings?


 No.902818

File: eeb11b451499871⋯.jpg (620.57 KB, 2048x1704, 256:213, eeb11b45149987153744558d8b….jpg)

>>902769

Good morning! I hope you've been having a wonderful Wednesday. Have you tried any new recipes this week?

>>902780

>>902791

Around this time of year I'm quite glad I live in an area with consistently mild temperatures. I used to be disappointed as a kid since it never snowed during Christmas. Kat would probably enjoy the aesthetics of freshly fallen snow, but she's not really a winter kind of person so everything works out.


 No.902828

File: 9a4adbe93685d08⋯.jpg (133.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 43342389894235.jpg)

>>902769

I'm just back from the gym while dealing with the heat and constant power outages that comes with it.

All this bread discussion makes me want to bake something for this 14th, I'm tired of buying chocolates and presents. I wanna make something special myself but what do I bake? any suggestions are welcome. Bear in mind though that I suck at cooking and never baked something in my life so this may go wrong.

You lads are getting ready for valentine's, right?


 No.902872

File: 73f760fc1cc0d65⋯.jpeg (3.3 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 6B725132-5529-4B71-863D-8….jpeg)

File: a52260eff12afea⋯.gif (2.09 MB, 852x480, 71:40, DA29196A-E0C3-444E-9B18-6D….gif)

Happy Wednesday everyone! I’m currently getting my shit kicked in by a sudden whiteout at Uni. I have an hour drive ahead of me to get home, I can’t see shit and the wind is shaking my car.

How’s everyone’s cozy Winter Wednesday so far?


 No.902891

File: 54d2839c2335f04⋯.png (83.83 KB, 384x384, 1:1, 54614.png)

File: be48fec1fd7e93e⋯.jpg (186.54 KB, 850x1170, 85:117, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>902818

>Have you tried any new recipes this week?

Sadly no. The coming month will be extra hard, so I will probably not have time to do any extra baking, even for Valentine's day. I will make it up to her though. We will simply celebrate in March and then again when her birthday comes around.

>>902807

You sound like you need an extra comfy blanket and hot soup to keep your going. I know a very easy recipe for lentil chili/soup. Do you want me to post about it sometime? I am really not sure about shitting these threads up with recipes I got from friends and family.

My mother used to grind pieces of ginger into hot tea so it would heat you up from the inside as well. It has helped me warm up quickly every time after coming back inside from the cold. I hope this helps you as well.

>>902828

Baking cake is fairly easy, it's just some extra steps and more cleaning afterwards. I can hook you up with a banana-chocolate cake recipe.

It's not too complicated, but it requires a strong fapping-arm to prepare egg foam and fresh whipped cream. Or some kitchen tools, but where is the fun in that?

>>902872

Are you sure you want to drive under those conditions? Maybe it's better to find a place to sleep where you are right now, or take a train. Even if you drive perfectly safe you never know how well other people warmfags drive.

Anyways, this Wednesday was a complete success. Even if I didn't get anything done completely, I made a lot of progress in many different fields.

>>902796

A whole chicken? When are you going to eat all of that? And how will you season it? What side dishes will you prepare? What toppings did you put on your pizza?

>>902784

>>902781

>dying to deliver a daki

I would read that mango.


 No.902893

File: fca9c04d8b5f543⋯.png (156.35 KB, 540x730, 54:73, asdh9h38y8dy8asyoyd9838972….png)

>>902891

Got home safe thankfully. As always I had to pay extra attention as there was a lot of traffic and idiots on the road due to the storm. Good to hear you're on the right track and succeeding!


 No.902908

File: 2da690b6f0a846e⋯.jpg (215.47 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1d3cba18f21f14906729086af2….jpg)

Pizza was just a frozen pizza from the store because I am lazy and getting yeast to rise in this cold would be such a pain in the ass.

I roasted the chicken.

Paprika

Thyme

Basil

shoved an apple and garlic up it's ass lubed with lemon juice and a half stick of butter.

Put slices of butter under the skin.

I then roasted it for 45 minutes then turned it over onto the breast side and roasted for another 45 minutes after which I turned it once more and let it cook for 20 minutes.

Pulled it and let it rest for a few hours.

No sides since it was on a whim but if I was going to make sides it would be broccoli and a baked/mashed potato.

>strong fapping-arm to prepare egg foam and fresh whipped cream. Or some kitchen tools, but where is the fun in that?

Work in the restaurant biz for 3 years and you'll want to make every process as easy and streamlined as possible.

>Even if you drive perfectly safe you never know how well other people warmfags drive.

The trick is to make eye contact and let them know you have no fear of running their stupid asses off the road.


 No.902912

File: 682f31cc1b10085⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.23 MB, 4656x2218, 2328:1109, 20190122_194750.jpg)

File: 3ba8b6f7d009c76⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.4 MB, 4656x2218, 2328:1109, 20181229_180112.jpg)

>>902769

Lurking. Took the wife for a drive once at 3AM so nobody was looking.

>>902872

Cooking food for workout. Been eating sweet potatos+broccoli+steak daily for 3 months. Good gainz.


 No.902916

File: 48c607b0fffd8ea⋯.jpg (305.43 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, yande.re 189138 rumia s-sy….jpg)

I'm here. Currently on a long break between reading and note-taking sessions. Hope everyone is managing to stay warm and safe. No snow or cold here. Still unsure what I'll attempt for the 14th or the 7th, for that matter. Blessings upon you all.

>>902780

All technological progress throughout human history has culminated in this. Wonderful.

>>902818

>never snowed during Christmas

Kid-me knew that life, too.

>>902828

Keep a journal or write on the recipe if you printed it out. Nothing is going to be perfect the first time around. If you track the things you do well and things you do poorly, you'll be better able to make progress. You can then also play with ingredient amounts to suit your specific tastes.


 No.902943

>>902891

>lentil chili/soup

That sounds great, but I'm currently staying with friends until I get my "burger tokens". Once I have my own place, I'd love to help you shit up the thread with my cooking and recipe discussion too.

>>902908

Frozen pizza, huh? That's a shame, but the chicken sounds really good!


 No.902950

File: 66f3f1c09b38261⋯.jpg (317.92 KB, 918x875, 918:875, 67332839_p0.jpg)

Okay, 4koma manga, you ready?

>Wake up, look at clock. 7.

<Finally. I fixed my sleep schedule. Wait.

>Look closer. 7 PM

<Nyoro~n.


 No.902960

File: 246d1ed0011386f⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 1200x1793, 1200:1793, 246d1ed0011386faea7328523c….jpg)

>everyone posting comfy winter weather while you are sick in 35+ heat

>can't even snuggle up to your daki since your nose is running like a drooling dog

Not being able to have your waifu take care of you in situations like this is the cruellest shit. Painkillers can only substitute for her so far.

>>902950

Shit like that is exactly why I switched to the 24 hour clock.


 No.903116

File: f242fc605d9949a⋯.png (676.93 KB, 1334x1002, 667:501, Expectations_and_Reality_T.png)

>>902960

>>902960

Hey Yukaribro how do you feel about alternate Universe Yukari who became an instrument and sound equipment otaku instead of Tank otaku?


 No.903204

File: b423ee9fafd0b63⋯.jpg (38.46 KB, 481x600, 481:600, DwzPeCfV4AIcDoy.jpg orig.jpg)

>>903116

>hair not fluffy enough

>infinitely worse hobby

>and an idol to boot

Come on she's not even close to Yukari's perfection.


 No.903268

>>903204

Fair enough I only made the comparison because same seiyuu.


 No.904556

File: 927b248212a1966⋯.jpg (47.5 KB, 590x968, 295:484, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

I hope all of you are doing all right.


 No.904666

File: 33695b04006da59⋯.gif (424.62 KB, 640x360, 16:9, dojhfigdsaifayeshd98fuy98s….gif)

Happy Wednesday everyone as always, hope everyone is having a good week so far. Any new skills learned or honed recently? I'm attempting to learn Russian on my free time and it's going alright, defiantly strange but I find it a lot easier to read and speak than moonrunes.

>>904556

Same to you anon, slow week thus far but its better than the busy ones that's for sure.


 No.904667

File: f826ad5a8dee9cc⋯.jpg (456.43 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, __hiiragi_tsukasa_lucky_st….jpg)

>>904666

Nice digits, Русски.

Would you mind elaborating on your Russian studies? I too used to study Russian, but I switched to nip after memorizing the Cyrillic alphabet and a couple broken sentences.

Do you have family is Russia, are you preparing for some sort of trip or are you studying just for keeping your sanity?




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