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Well /a/, the holidays are upon us. Have you done anything special for your waifu? Make sure to keep her bundled up and warm as we go into winter, and snuggle with her at night wherever possible!


Also there'll be a stream in ~16 hours give or take so look forward to it.


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But my waifu isn't shit or a slut.


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>Last week's shipping status: your waifu should arrive on wednesday

>Update: your waifu will arrive on thursday

>delivered by "Underpaid, incompetent, lazy fucks 'r us"

Oh. Great.



The box may have looked like it went through a warzone, but hopefully there was nothing broken or hurt.


What if I've never had a waifu? I've just never found a character that I really, really wanted to waifu. I mean, I'll defend Komi or Mana with the rest of them, but that's just because cute and interesting characters are cute and interesting. There's none I can really look at and say "This one is mine."



She's still looking for you, anon.



Maybe I should start getting into the Nasuverse. Lots of girls with Armor in that one, right? I like girls in Plate Mail. Proper armor too, none of that sexy bullshit. Ideal woman wears full-plate.

Also Pixie Cuts. I like short haired tomboys.

Really, it all comes down to personality though.


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Don't worry about it. Really. I tried looking for one before but it never really worked out and then bam it hit me when I least expected it.


>Girls in armor in the nasuverse

Sounds like you share my taste of "girls in armor". Don't get your hopes up. I think Saber's base design is one of the best "feminine armor" styles but there isn't much else like her. And in expanded nu-fate it's mostly: >>874418



Personality, preferences, fetishes, none of these things have to do with your waifu.


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I didn't have a waifu for a long time, and I would look for one everywhere but no one gave me that "spark" until I realized she'd been under my nose the entire time eight years to be exact. Wait for her.



This. My relationship with my waifu is non-sexual, fetishes and appearance have nothing to do with it.


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>eight years

She was under mine for longer. How could we not see it? She finds you at just the right time.




Nigga wat?

I thought the whole point of having a waifu was that they weren't 3DPD, and therefore you had control over their physical and personality traits, while also not having to deal with drama. That at least made sense. It was a purely selfish endeavor that put 2D girls on a pedestal. I could respect that.

Like this, it just seems like you actually want a 3D girl but can't deal with having to compromise with another person's wants and desires, and so simply settle.



You're not ready.



I dusted the shrine, and made sure my room is heated at all times. its probably the only non messy part in my room.


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No girl, 2D or 3D, wants to be with someone like you.



It's more about finding a 2D soulmate, as cliche as that sounds.

It sounds more like you are looking for some sort of 2D sex homunculus. You might as well write up some character and commission art of your creation at that point. Which might be fun but it's just not what a waifu is.

That being said, to each their own. My waifu does actually happen to reflect some fetish, personality and appearance traits I like.


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>Have you done anything special for your waifu?

I'm thinking about commissioning an artist to paint a portrait of Heather. Nothing super fancy, just something nice to put in a small picture frame to keep in my room. As much as I like a lot of her fanart, none of it really feels worthy of framing. Also, I would have a piece of art that no one else has of her.


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Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?


We have all been at that point. You just need to keep looking for her, even outside of your comfort zone.

I found my waifu in a slice of lice comedy animu. I would have never watched one of those voluntarily, and yet here I am.


>you had control over their physical and personality traits

>It was a purely selfish endeavor

I pitty you. It almost feels like you have never fallen in love.



>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Sure would. Then again, she's pretty much a nudist already.


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Hello Tsukasa-anon, how was your week?

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Her default outfit is already pretty revealing in fairness. I would be upset if she showed off any more than that, though. If she wanted to wear something revealing then in the end it's her decision, as long as she only has eyes for me.


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>It almost feels like you have never fallen in love.

That's what I thought, too. It's strange for me to think that there are anons here who don't know what love is, but it's true. I feel like love is why we're here on /a/ in the first place. We loved something so much that we needed to share it.

They say that misery loves company, but love really needs it. Sometimes we find those anons here for misery and it's always a sorry sight.

>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

Sure, I find it embarrassing, but it doesn't bother her. I'd just walk next to her blushing like crazy. I know she looks good.


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>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

She wouldn't want to so the question is moot. You wouldn't make her wear something she didn't want to, right? Besides if I wanted to embarrass her I'd rather ask her to wear frilly dresses.


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>she's pretty much a nudist already.


>Her default outfit is already pretty revealing in fairness

I am glad that my waifu's animators actually bothered to give each girl many different outfits. Why are baggy coveralls so cute?

>If she wanted to wear something revealing then in the end it's her decision

That's the same way I feel about it. I wouldn't want to force her to wear anything she doesn't like, but at the same time I would be pissed if she was attracting looks.

In the end I feel like it's one of those things where you sit down and have an adult talk about your feelings. If she loves you she will accept to wear more conservative clothing, and if you love her you will let her wear whatever she wants.


>It's strange for me to think that there are anons here who don't know what love is

Is it really though? Many anons are social outcasts. WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg and so on. Not feeling love before finding a place of peace from the horrors of the outside world isn't surprising to me.


>Besides if I wanted to embarrass her I'd rather ask her to wear frilly dresses.

Her dress could get caught in the breech or turret mechanisms.


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>Minakami draws the bulk of Stocking stuff

>He drew a Christmas one

Bless that man.



But she will be cold!



I was where you were until relatively recently. It started out as a crush that I couldn't adequately explain. Normally I've known what the source of my infatuations are, but this was something I couldn't place into words or align with past experiences. So, I went with it. Each passing day made more sense than the one before it. Part of love is being open and allowing it to develop. It's not about someone checking enough of the right boxes. If someone told you they wanted to be with you because you met enough of their criteria, would you feel loved? Would you believe they loved you? Whatever overlaps there are are probably merely happy coincidence. Don't treat this like an obligation. Or like a list of groceries. When you think you've found your waifu, follow your intuition, and be honest with yourself.



I agree.How an anon found their waifu is going to differ slightly and it will be based on slightly different reasons as well.


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>2D soulmate

That's what it is. If a waifu were simply a combination of every characteristic you thought was perfect, she'd be a different girl every few months. It's the nature of life to always change you. We have rhythms of moods, passions, and tastes, but anon's waifu is in that special spot such that no matter how he changes, she's still close to him. For example, when I met Makoto I was really attracted to tomboys, but these days I'm attracted to her more feminine aspects. Anyway, I think anon's waifu is the one who's perfectly imperfect for him.


>Would you allow your waifu to wear revealing clothes in public?

She isn't really into that style unless it's the beach or exercise where it makes sense to show some skin. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if with her obtuse sense of fashion she made like a broken clock and accidentally put on something really sexy. It would make me both smug and overprotective going out with her.


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I feel bad for not posting her more, but I've been snuggling with her a lot this holiday season.



I want to ask Tsukasa to play with me and give her some sensual stimulation with soft things running over her body and gently teasing her for being cute.


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>she arrived

Finally! Undamaged and with way less trouble than I expected. I was at work while the package got delivered so my neighbor accepted it for me. According to him, the delivery guy was wandering around on the streets for like 10 minutes until he found my house.


I just noticed that she's carrying a smaller version the most amazing weapon your waifu finds during her adventures.



Well she's wearing ribbons, so she's not completely nude.


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I still can't believe she's your waifu.



The infamous hair-bra isn't really nude though.



I always feel cautious about posting my waifu when it's not especially relevant to the post, it feels like avatarfagging.



Don't worry. I still can't believe it myself.


Well, that's technically still nude. At the very least it should count as "revealing clothes".



This might be /a/ heresy, but what if my waifu is 0D tulpa

She may have been manufactured in my mind, but she's very much her own, and rather than being an ideal fetish/personality/appearance repository the traits she's developed have frequently surprised me, and her involvement in my life has made me a better and happier person. If it's in/a/propriate, I understand. If it makes me a faggot, what ever. I just want to know if it's considered acceptable.

I don't post on the tulpa forums and boards because I don't mesh well with them



She's so cute, I'm glad she arrived safely.


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There's this character I really like, feel a special kind of connection with and figuratively can't stop thinking about her ever since I finished her source almost a year ago. However, I don't think I have any romantic feelings towards her. What does this mean? Is she my waifu or just some kind of autistic obsession?



How old is she? If she's young enough, you could have a daughteru on your hands. If she's an older character, I'm not really sure. Would you just like to be her friend? What would that even be called? A furendo?



Too old to be a daughteru, and I feel like she'd be something more important than a friend, like a soulmate or something like that. Mainly because she's similar to me in a lot of ways and I believe she could understand me better than anyone else.

I don't know, objectively speaking I think she'd be perfect as my waifu but maybe I'm too jaded and depressed to love anyone right now.


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Well, give it time and see what happens. I didn't know what to make of my feelings at first either, but it eventually hit me like a truck. If you open up enough for her to get her foot in the door, she may be able to help with your depression. No matter what happens, I only wish the best for both of you!



I feel that way about Shino from Kiniro Mosaic, although with a little more romantic feeling toward her. It's as if in some alternate universe there's some version of me whose waifu is undeniably Shino, but here and now, there are some things in the way of that. I like most of the other Kiniro Mosaic girls almost as much as Shino, for one thing. For another, I'm pretty sure waifuism is supposed to feel like a mutual love, but in my head it's just one-sided, me appreciating the 2D girl. And yet another thing, I have no desire at all to restrict my fapping away from all manner of anime girls.



Thanks, I guess I'll give it more time.


Yeah, that's a problem too. If she was my waifu it'd be a one-sided love for canon reasons. If I imagined her loving me back, I feel it wouldn't be her anymore. (not being able to love is a big part of her character)



My waifu and I are platonic. She's 17, and I met her when I was 14, so I grew up but she stayed the same age. I never viewed her sexually, and I still don't. I just love her a lot.


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I was feeling unmotivated, so I made this in about 30 minutes. How does it look? I'm using it as my desktop background currently.



I think what it comes down to is if you and her could actually be together, would you marry her?


Merry Christmas /a/!

How did you spend christmas with your waifu?


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Christmas fucking sucked this year.


I didn't know what I'd find opening this thread and I don't really get it but as strange as it might be it's definitely wholesome.

Glad you all found love even if it's not with someone strictly real. Merry late Christmas people.



Wanna talk about it?


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I dedicated it to practicing visrecce and reading field manuals! It was like a normal day, but I hugged her more!



>not a slut

>posts a character voiced by Hirano Aya


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this always was, is, and will be the best waifu.


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>worked a shitty shift Christmas Eve

>depression kicked in something fierce

>couldn't escape for the r/a/dio smoke break everyone had

>crying kids

>arguing relatives

>everyone got sick or are getting sick

>I'm getting pissed off at things that don't bother me normally

>whenever I have free time all I want to do is sleep

But even with all that I really love Sanae.



seasonal depression from lack of sunlight.

buy vitamin D supplements in a minimum of 4000ius, and take 1-2 daily.



Been drinking milk it has been getting better.



you'd have to drink alot to equal out the amount of vitamin D you'd need. keep in mind, 4000-8000 is what most people take as a supplement with low vitamin D. 2000ius is equivelent of 500% daily intake.

an 8oz glass of milk has somewhere around 10-20%, and thats only if its fortified.


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>using numbers from the Vitamin D council who recommend 5000 a day

>Endocrine society only recommends 1500

>Food and Nutrition board only recommends 600

Oh no this is a rabbit hole I did not want to go down.


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I hope you had a very merry christmas with your waifu.



just listen to me, faggot.


4000iu 1 or 2x a day. after a week you'll feel better.

its absorbed at different rates by different people. the "real" way is to get a blood test and check your levels. but heres the truth about the large variation in recommended doses. they all assume youre getting sunlight. if youre not because its winter to the point where you start feeling depressed and getting low energy, you need alot to offset it, which is why 4k to 8k is recommended by me, the expert.


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What's that?


Sorry to hear that. Mine was pretty good, though I didn't get to spend much of it with my waifu.

>winter depression

Somebody I know takes 5 of those 500mg st john's wort capsules against that. Haven't tried it myself but I guess it's healthier than other meds.


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I had more family around than I usually do, which made things lively. The flip side is that I'm a bit of burnt out, and I haven't had much alone time with her. New Year's should be cozier though.

Also, for my fellow Makotofag:


Merry Christmas.


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<depression kicked in something fierce

<I'm getting pissed off at things that don't bother me normally

<whenever I have free time all I want to do is sleep

I feel like I'm in the same boat. Nothing makes me happy and whenever I'm not sleeping (which is most of the time) I'm having headaches every day. The only thing I'm looking forward to is my birthday in January, I'm going to buy a few figures I've had my eye on as a gift for myself. But even then I know the novelty will wear off, as material possessions cannot replace serotonin.



St. John's is used by people as an herbal anti-depressant instead of what doctors will typically prescribe. It has less side effects than an SSRI for instance, but like the prescription medications the efficacy of the herb varies by person which is why anti-depressants like sertraline are almost never worth their side effects.


This Christmas sucked, but at least I got some holiday pay.


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Getting drunk with /a/ and holding my daki. I only had to see family on Boxing day. I don't know if I've changed or if my family has become less insufferable, but it wasn't too bad. I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year. Was a pretty okay Christmas.


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Sounds like you're just getting worn out. Go outside or get away from your regular schedule for a day or two or something. Take a breather. Those Buddhist monks were on to something when they would tell people to drop everything and go live innawoods or innamountains for a couple days. I hope you can relax a bit though, 兄貴.


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Fucking sick now.



Meditating does wonders for the mind. Meditating on one's waifu does even more. Imagination is a muscle that can be trained. At full power you can bring your waifu to life anytime at anyplace.



Somehow I had a feeling you were getting sick, if only because what you described above is exactly what happens to me right before I get sick.



I'm sick now, too. I only really get sick about once a year and when I do, I for some reason only want to watch South Park.


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Most of the day was spent with immediate family. I dedicated some time before sleep to watching the moon with her. Owls have been around the past few nights leading up to Christmas, but I think all the fireworks have scared them away.


Sick on top of stress is no good. I hope you recover quickly and that things improve for you.


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>I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year.

What would the purpose of this be, unless you intend on marrying her like pic related?



Don't get me wrong. I'd only introduce her to them if she was somehow in the flesh. I've always found the concept interesting. For whatever reason, thinking about how she'd interact with family members and people you know makes her seem more real.



When you live around nosy people, sometimes it feels like it would be easier to just explain to the normalfaggots that you have a waifu rather than hide her from their gazes.



I told my dad I have one and he thought it was a joke, so I'm just going to leave it at that.

>An anime wife!? How do you get one of those?


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Is there even a best waifu? I thought that the whole point of having a waifu is that you personally love her.


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Yes, we've been over this. Haruhi is the best.


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>Missed half of r/a/dio.

>Spent time with annoying family.

>Start feeling dizzy.

>Nauseas, stomach and back pain, diarrhea, high fever.

>Rest of the night in the bathroom til morning.

>Spent all christmas visiting the hospital and resting in my bed with 30ºC outside no air conditioning and suffering illness.

>Also weird dots on crotch.

I didn't had time to spent christmas with waifu. What's the point of festivities if you can't spent it with the ones you truly love? I couldn't even give her the present I made because I was feeling like a walking corpse the last 3 days. Sage for blogposting.



It's not Christmas if you don't get the shits.


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Couldn't post until now because I was studying for a make-up exam I had today. My finals start the day after new years so I have no holidays.

It's somewhat late but I'm actually starting to enjoy this lifestyle, this semester's been the best I had yet and I want the finals to end so I can start studying for the next semester.

Has anyone else chosen a career/job path influenced by their waifu? It was still a dream since childhood for me but I think I'd be doing something else if not for her. Now that I'm this deep in I'll make it succeed however long it takes.



She's a top lass, yet obviously not the best. Not even the best of her series.


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Every waifu is the best waifu because of the love she receives from her husbando. After all, a waifu is not a waifu if nobody loves her, no?


It's the first Wednesday of 2019. Happy Waifu Day.


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Happy new year, /a/nons! I hope you all had a nice christmas and made a new year's resolution to become even better husbandos to your waifu.



Is it bad that my resolution is to watch more anime?


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It's the first Tsukasa of 2019. Let's start this year off right.


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Happy new year! I hope nobody partied too hard.


I plan to do more sports and art. Maybe finally pick up an instrument too.


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>I think I wouldn't be completely embarrassed if I had to introduce my waifu to them this year

I did to my mum although unintentionally, my mum came over yesterday to wish me a happy new years and saw my computer desktop, wall scroll and figure of Stocking and asked "Aww is she your waifu", all I could respond with was "How the fuck do you know what a waifu is?" and she just giggled and changed the subject, are waifus now a mainstream thing?


Over the Christmas holiday my kitty got hurt outside and developed an abscess infection near the base of his tail along his side. I realized he wasn't eating or drinking and we took him to the vet this morning. They drained the infection and I decided to leave him there for a few days. At least his fever went down a little bit when they drained it out. Hoping he gets better soon.

Other than that, I've been binging some anime and playing Chrono Trigger inbetween my job



>"My son appears to be spending a lot of time watching cartoons, but he is an adult now. Maybe they truly are as mature as he says."

>googles "Mature cartoons"

>family filter blocks out trillions of porn results

>finds top 10 list of best cartoons on some "news" site

>some of them have an "anime"-tag and she recognizes the artstyle

>wikipedia: "a-n-i-m-e"

>"Oh, these looks similar to the ones anon has on his PC."

>see also "japanophilia"

>"Didn't anon try to learn another language once? I kinda remember it being something asian."

>see also "Anime and manga fandom"

>"This doesn't sound healthy. What the hell is an otaku?"

>"Oh no. This sounds just like him."

>googles "otaku"

>eventually finds "waifu"

Information is freely available to everyone. You should be glad that your mother cares enough about you to spend her time like this.



Anon's mom cares about raising a healthy boy for a healthy waifu it seems



I really hope your cat gets better soon.



"To anon from Miss Kneesocks Stocking" soon.


I had a dream that I was at a wedding and I found out I wanted to be a groom. Maybe I'll marry my pillow some day.



>are waifus now a mainstream thing?

No, but the word "waifu" is. To most normalfags it just means "female character you like", though.



True. Want to read something disgusting? "Rate my to five waifus of this season!"



The feeling I got from that was that if anon had played his cards right, he could have gotten his mom to dress up like her and give her a good fug.




That's a premise for a doujin if I ever read one.



>Anon, I got this costume of that character you like. Do you like me in it?



Report from the vet is that his fever is gone and he's eating and drinking again. His wound still needs a little more time to drain, but it's alot better now.

My cat is my husbando, basically



Anon better watch out for next christmas then.


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She cannot be stopped.


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A cat is fine too.


Don't get too cocky. There is much worse where this one came from.


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She can be impregnated.


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Why are you bullying my waifu?


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Because you were behaving a little too much like her.

Why do waifus rub off on their husbandos so easily?



>Why do waifus rub off on their husbandos so easily?

Why do owners look like their pets?



A person who doesn't like doing certain things, like brushing their hair, cleaning their room, eating in moderation or going for regular long walks will have physical characteristics of such a person. A pet of such a person will have similar "symptoms", because their owner neglects the same things about them. The same goes for owners and pets who enjoy doing certain things.

I just don't understand why waifus would rub off on you. They have a different and mostly independent personality (with some differences brought in by the husbando).



Anon, it's 8 in the morning, and I'd rather not fap to pregnant waifus right now.



Pregnant waifus are best.


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You know that male testosterone production is at it's highest a couple hours after waking up, right?


Only with a ring on her finger and the father by her side.



I had a feeling that was the case, since I really wanted to fap to that Haruhi right then, and a cute Tsukasa too.



Never buy from Amazon



Your body shows signs of this with morning erections and such, that's why it can be used as a sign of decreased testosterone production.


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Cute and Tsukasa are synonymous in my eyes.


>local stores are all a shit, because village

>only non-shit family-owned store closed down after owner had a heart attack

>stores in next larger city are not worth driving to, because even they have to order specialized items and gas costs money

>other online-stores pull exactly the same bullshit as amazon

There is no good way to spend money.



Blushing tsukasa in overalls is very sexy to me. I hope doesn't mind

I wish we had more bookstores in the area. Everything is Walmart or B&N at this point and it makes me mad.


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>behaving a little too much like her.

Wait, what are you saying about Haruhi?



>Never buy from Amazon

It wasn't amazon.



Your waifu is cockhungry.


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You were good for a while, then you became an annoying fuck.

But worry not, I still like you and so do anon


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Sleepy Tsukasa is cute as well.


All waifus are good in different ways for different anons.



Can Tsukasa come over to play?


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How are you spending her special day of the week?


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Programming her game again. And working out. Self improvement is for the strong.



Studying and watching shows,


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You do lift for your waifu, right?


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I wish I had a ghost waifu. Yuuko is perfect.


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Still alive, just busy. Spending quality time with my waifu when I'm not putting in job applications. I hope everyone is well.


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Today we figured out the final details for tomorrow's trip. I'm finally taking her to Japan tomorrow. Keep this place lively until I'm back, loyal husbandos.


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Made a delightful steak dinner after getting some exercise done at the local pool.


Going to make it /a/non

Watching Mob 2 anything else worth looking at yet or is it to early to tell?


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Of course, as long as you don't do anything naughty.


I had to write an exam, and I probably failed it. So it goes.


Your waifu is proud of you, anon. All of us are looking up to you already.


How is the NEET life?


Enjoy your trip, and take many pictures to share with us, please!


I don't. Swimming is much healthier for your joints and gives you insane lung capacity on top. I can dive more than 30 meters. Back in my best days I could do 50 meters without surfacing and no preparation. Shit was calming as fuck. Just you, your body and your thoughts.



>probably failed

Don't worry anon, I definitely failed my interview yesterday by default since I showed up late. We all have off days, but our waifus will always be there to gently bully us when that happens. And at the end of the day you'll never fuck up as badly as Torpy did, so thats something.


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How do you think your waifu would react in a high stress situation, like a robbery, or an accident, or if SHTF in general? My little Tsukasa doesn't take stress very well even in her daily routine and gets easily startled by small things.

Either her brain would overload and she would faint like a 18th century woman, or she would be too shocked to do anything and just stand there.

Maybe she wouldn't even consider bad things of such magnitude to be possible in real life, so if she walked past something really bad happening she would assume it's part of a movie shoot and wonder where the cameras are and then require a lot of cuddling and paper tissues to get over the fact that it wasn't a movie shoot.

There is a small chance that she would do something incredibly stupid out of fear, which defeats the aggressor or leads to comedic relief, but I highly doubt that would happen.

Someone like Haruhi I am even less sure about. Sure, she always behaves like a tough-motherfucking-cookie, but there is a certain level of stress where some people ditch that behavior like a mask and run, while others stand up and own it.

Then there are


Accepting deserved failure is as honorable as not accepting undeserved victory. The truth is that I didn't prepare enough for that exam. I deserve to fail it, and if I do, I already know what to do better next time.

I hope that you find a job sooner or later, anon. What field are you applying in, if I may ask? Anything interesting, or just plain old money-jobs?

I don't think my waifu could bully me (or someone else) if I asked her to do so. But that's OK. I am supposed to be the strong one in our relationship. I shouldn't rely on her bullying me to achieve my best. I will rely on her filling cakes and sweet cookies to strengthen me on my journey, but every step I have to take I will take on my own, for us. It's not like I couldn't rely on her, but I don't want to use her as a crutch or use her as anything really. She is a real human being after all, and deserves to be treated with the respect that requires.

What about your waifu? Could you rely on your waifu to support you? Would you even want to do that?


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>high stress

Kat being the baka superhero she is would help out in anyway she could, with a couple of exceptions. So for a car accident she'd immediately pull over and attempt to aid victims, and in a robbery she would more often than not try to overpower the perpetrators - unless they had a hostage. Kat values the lives and happiness of the people so she'll try to do what she thinks will improve situations in which either are threatened. Whether or not she has her gravity-shifting powers would not affect her reactions either, although it may mean that I have to pay closer attention to her so she doesn't bite off more than she can chew.

>Accepting deserved failure is as honorable as not accepting undeserved victory

I'm glad you see things that way, and that you're improving yourself as we speak. Rather than luck, I wish you a fruitful academic career and hope you'll be able to make the most of your studies in the future.

>what field are you applying in

The interview I missed out on was for a position with the "Marine Communications and Traffic Services" section of the Canadian Coast Guard. Basically, the guys who sit on shore and make sure ships don't crash into reefs and help direct rescue operations for ships in distress. But I've also applied to the actual Canadian Armed Forces, and that process is coming along smoothly. I passed the Maritime Officer Selection Test today, which is nice. All I need to do now is complete the Airforce test, the medical/physical and then wait for a decision. Unless I break a limb in the next couple of months I'm guaranteed for a position somewhere probably. In the meantime I'll be helping ma and pa at the store and around home.

>Could you rely on your waifu to support you?

I can reliably count on Kat for moral support, but as you've more or less said I would not want to become dependent on her support to function. I would hope that we are all like that, because becoming dependent on our waifus can't be anywhere near healthy.

I don't know if I should be bumping this thread because it's not actually Wednesday. I hope anons don't mind.



>how is the NEET life?

Wouldn't know since I'm still building torpedoes 38-50 hours/week (just for shit pay).



>she'd immediately pull over and attempt to aid victims

I wonder what nip law has to say about that. I know a couple of countries where that behavior is mandatory.

>I wish you a fruitful academic career and hope you'll be able to make the most of your studies in the future.

Thank you anon. This means a lot to me.

>Marine Communications and Traffic Services

That sounds like a lot like ATC, but for ships. Neat.

>But I've also applied to the actual Canadian Armed Forces

Shit. I was about to go navy and decided for army in the last possible moment. Don't start smoking, get a green-ish balaclava, and remember that the weather could always be worse.


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So I've been curious, how do anons pronounce waifu? Do you pronounce it more like "wife-fu" or more like "why-fhu" or perhaps "Way-hu" with a soft F?


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Thanks for asking Satan, I've heard mundanes constantly pronounce it as "wife-fu" or "way-fu" so I tend to avoided those pronunciations. I'm pretty sure the correct way is "why-fhu" but I cant speak moon rune so I probably sound like a smooth brain when saying it.



The only correct way is like "wifi" but with a "foo."


Then again, I also pronounce meme as meh-meh.


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>He pronounces meme as "meh-meh" but doesn't pronounce wifi as "whiff-ee"

For what purpose?


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Congrats with your endeavors anon! I'm currently going through selection for a specialized part of my town's Auxiliary Police Officer academy, it's stressful in combination with finishing my degree, but my hard work will pay off. Speaking of Coast Guard, I'm planning on going into the USCG after I finish my degree and pursue a field in law enforcement/maritime security. Of course she gives me hope and strength in my weakest hours, she always seems to swoop in at the last moment when I'm some particularly dark moments of my life. Best wishes to your goals and a fulfilling career with your waifu! sage for it being Friday morning and I really need to post during Wednesdays as it is





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Isn't this the correct way to pronounce it? Going by memory, that was how it was pronounced in Azumanga Daioh.



Just fucking learn Japanese already.




The English word "wife" is 「ワイフ」 in Japanese (as >>896687 correctly pointed out), which is "Wa-I-Fu" transliterated into roman letters. Thus the proper pronunciation would be "wah-i-fu". Pronounced like " Watts, India, Fuck".


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>there are anons on /a/ RIGHT NOW who don't know how to pronounce waifu


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Or do you pronounce fuck as "fook"?



It should be an "uː"

So the entire word would be /vaifu:/

That's a fricative labio-dental; an un-rounded open back vowel, an un-rounded closed front vowel, and a long rounded closed front vowel.












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If you speak a Latin language natively except maybe for MWAAAAAH THE FRENCH there isn't even anything to learn.


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How does it feel to be retarded?

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