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File: 6eea7abd2f47825⋯.png (60.56 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Naamloos-1.png)

 No.895540

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

 No.895542

SUGOII DESU


 No.895544

File: 2cd945c3048d4fd⋯.jpg (91.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, renchon sad.jpg)

>Wish me luck in Japan!

He fought the tsunami with all his might. He's in gensokyou now.


 No.895545

File: 73a191347f10be4⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 500x278, 250:139, 1455487234957.gif)

>>895544

He's a fucking fraud


 No.895546

>>895545

Is this grown up Ayase from Oreimo?


 No.895551

>>895546

Nigger you're so fucking retarded I don't even know where to start >>>/rec/.


 No.895552

>>895551

So it is then? Cool desu. I invoke rule 34.


 No.895558

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.

FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.

KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.

Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.

Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.

The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.

Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.

Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.


 No.895560

>>895558

子んん一ハ


 No.895566

>>895540

What a wapanese.


 No.895576

>>895546

That's obviously Kyoko from the hit TV show Kill-la-Kill.


 No.895587

File: 3fb404cfdf495fb⋯.jpg (56.91 KB, 500x377, 500:377, ken-sama's last stand.jpg)

A hero to the end.


 No.895588

Ken-sama is my hero. Anyone who disagrees is a normalfag.


 No.895601

File: 2ed7ee7760f55b1⋯.jpg (112.04 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 20190106.jpg)

>>895540

So much for /a/'s standards...


 No.895604

>>895601

/a/ has been utter shit for a long time now.

How come no one moved to a different board?


 No.895614

>>895604

You mean like /animoo/?

>>895601

>Muh serious discussion.


 No.895620

File: 58451108a10392c⋯.jpg (154.74 KB, 730x1061, 730:1061, 58451108a10392c09f116906b1….jpg)

>Ken-sama was reddit spacing


 No.895622

>>895620

Reddit spacing/double space was acceptable pre 2015, after people became conscious it became adopted as prerequisite for proper posting by autists.


 No.895628

File: 833c25821fe9442⋯.webm (74.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, joke.webm)


 No.895629

>>895601

>no fun allowed on muh anime board

Get a load of this faggot.


 No.895643

>>895601

>/v/ image

Oh wow.


 No.895649


 No.895651

File: 6d75917009e9e4f⋯.jpg (5.54 KB, 152x132, 38:33, milk1.jpg)

File: ff14634017b6a32⋯.jpg (5.64 KB, 145x132, 145:132, Iliekmilk7.jpg)

File: 8d960ea4137675c⋯.jpg (4.84 KB, 110x150, 11:15, milk.jpg)

>>895540

WELCOMED TO MY PAGE!!!

I LIEK MILK!!!

My name is Hitoshi. I live Tokyo capital city on Japan.

I liek play amercican sport baseball i play at weekend.

My intrest is musics. I liek listen with my 'Chesney Hawks' tapes.

is good english singer liek Mr Cliff Richard.

Please write my Guestbook. Thanks

I speak in the english and the german

Milk is nice drink. I drink 3-4 pints most day.

I live alone.

Who is want to come to Tokyo. Have extra bedroom my house.

My other intrests includes milk produckts. chesees, youghurt, ect...

also naked womens. Maybe combine both!!!!! hohoho!!!

Also i liek beers. I liek SEX

I looking forward in hearing from lady from other counrty, even

from USA or England with similar intrest.

YO I AM COOL DUDE MAN


 No.895652

File: 06140c1d1bb9459⋯.jpg (220.52 KB, 1024x819, 1024:819, Literally_me.jpg)

Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Fallout, Fortnite, World of Warcraft)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!


 No.895653

>>895651

geocities.jp will be shut down soon. Please backup everything.


 No.895654

>>895652

What wrong with his eye?


 No.895656

>>895654

It's called being asian.


 No.895665

File: 3b49993151cafbb⋯.jpg (35.14 KB, 479x483, 479:483, hip.jpg)


 No.895666

>>895652

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.

FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's Hello, not Howdy.

H E L L O. Howdy means you're a homo.

Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking American games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as japanese ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.

Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about branding.

The best thing your white hot branding iron can leave a mark on is bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING COWHIDE. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's got no feet, for a total 0 ass kicks at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a branding iron, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.

Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about cowboy code. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper 10 gallon hat if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything.

No fucking one wears a goddamn cowboy outfit in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.

Go on, move to America, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-american who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.


 No.895669

File: 300ece3431780ad⋯.png (318.73 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Servus /a/, my name is Takeo Ischi.

I'm a 71 year old Japanese Jodler (a person who yodels for you saupreißn). I drink wheat beer and eat Schweinshaxe at my table, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior German games. (German-style board games)

I train my Yodeling every day, this superior form of singing can be heard through steel walls because it was used to communicate between Alpine villages, and is vastly superior to any other form of singing on earth. I earned my yodeling license decades ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Hochdeutsch and Bavarian, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Oktoberfest, which I celebrate 100%

When I got to Germany, I moved to Bavaria to start a family and to learn more about their magnificent culture. I even became a famous singer and songwriter!

I have always owned several Lederhosen, which I wore around town. I wanted to get used to wearing them before I moved to Germany, so I could fit in easier. I said "Griaß di God" to my elders and seniors and spoke German as often as I can, but rarely did anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!


 No.895678

File: 5a144858e3c9d75⋯.jpg (97.48 KB, 863x555, 863:555, ken sama.jpg)

Rest in Peace Ken-Sama


 No.895680

>>895669

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.

FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's Guten Tag, not Servus.

GU TEN FUCKING TAG. Servus means slave.

Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking German games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as japanese ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.

Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about yodeling.

The best thing your loud yelling can penetrate is clapboard, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And you've got like 6 pitch changes, for a total 5 million views on youtube at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 20 years in his room and train his throat, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.

Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about Oktoberfest. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper bier stein if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything.

No fucking one wears a goddamn lederhosen in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.

Go on, move to Germany, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-bavarian who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.


 No.895693

File: c61163130fee3ec⋯.png (210.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, yagate.png)

>>895652

頑張ってね


 No.895699

Ok, now someone do a Koreaboo.


 No.895725

>>895699

>korea-fanboys

Come on, even fiction has to be at least somewhat based real people. That's just silly. Normalfags pretending to like korea don't count.


 No.895726

>>895725

Oh they are very much real, and even more cancerous than you could ever imagine.


 No.895728

>>895725

>>895726

The pieces are all there. E-Sports fanboys, K-Pop autists, people who unironically read Manhwa as a first choice. And not because you've run out of manga to read and this popped up in your recommendations.

Imagine someone who has opinions on The Gamer being superior to other Isekai, or Michelin Star being better than Addicted to Curry.


 No.895729

>>895728

Imagine someone that blurts out that god awful language every 10 seconds to sound le quirky


 No.895730

File: d3884fe2d4f22d5⋯.png (29.25 KB, 479x522, 479:522, Bavaria pro.png)

>>895680

In Bavaria, it actually is "Servus" instead of "Guten Tag".

Fucking Saupreiss.


 No.895732

The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.

Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. “Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu.” Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. “Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan”. The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.

Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. “Arigato.” Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. “Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan”, they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!”

The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!”

The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. “sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.


 No.895733

File: 1918710b045f398⋯.jpg (31.74 KB, 736x632, 92:79, 48527fe74a8762c81d614617d0….jpg)

>>895729

H-Heh, not like any weeaboos would be that obnoxious, right?


 No.895734

>>895733

At least the language isn't nearly as hard on the ears. Even native speakers sound like a piledriver making sweet love to my eardrums. Still cancerous, but I don't know any weebs like that, only koreaboos


 No.895735

File: fbe0a0ab90aed91⋯.png (119.51 KB, 340x388, 85:97, fbe0a0ab90aed914cae2250b0f….png)

>>895734

I suppose it's less common for the reddit weebs to to do it than the reddit gookboos but there are a lot of them out there among the normalfag weebs, I assure you.


 No.895736

>>895734

>>895735

Also while not being a cheese grater on the ears the way gookspeak is, I'd say hearing Japanese spoken badly by weebs, especially anglophones, is a lot worse than hearing gookspeak.


 No.895738

>>895736

Agree, but its much more cringy than annoying. For some reason the anglos just have an ability to botch pronunciation as much as Japs botch English.

>>895735

Being a gook lover is so normalfag that it got into youtube rewind, there really is a lot of them and they are very vocal about it. Weebs tend to be more timid since anime isn't really socially acceptable, gook media is just hollywood in another language.


 No.895745

>>895738

Native English speakers botch any language they try to speak because the language itself is a botched mess and really ugly. We're all just used to it by now.


 No.895753

>>895745

English is a language that lurks in dark alleys beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary


 No.895754

>>895753

And now because of the cultural dominance of a nation with no culture which happens to speak it the other languages are regurgitating English's vocabulary and even its more general way of speaking and phrasing even though it sounds completely unnatural.


 No.895756

>>895734

>>895736

>>895738

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A


 No.895757

>>895756

I'M AMERICAN

SON OF A BITCH KOREAN

KOREAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT KIMCHEE?

DO YOU WANT STARCRAFT?

KOREAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

KIM JONG-IL IS A MURDERER

FUCKING KOREA


 No.895761

>>895754

You sound like a Euro-fag


 No.895762

File: 6eef5e38878758c⋯.jpg (71.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 6eef5e38878758c16342d28a62….jpg)

>>895761

Damn, you found me out. And here I thought my cover was perfect.


 No.895764

>>895762

No, I mean you sound like you're from one of the Euro-countries that doesn't have the necessary cultural history or development to actually back up your smugness towards America.


 No.895767

>>895756

I AM DESCENDANT OF PRUSSIAN NOBILITY

SON OF A BITCH KOREAN

KOREAN IS SPRACHE DES VIEHS

DO YOU WANT KIMCHI?

DO YOU WANT GOVERNMENT MANDATED SKINNERBOX ESPORTS?

DO YOU WANT LIVE IN SHADOW OF SUPERIOR JAPANESE AINU PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT ZIVILISATION TO MUDHUT CHINESE VASSAL STATE PENINSULA?

KOREANISCHES VIEH VON NIEDERER GÜTE

KIM JONG-IL DID NOTHING WRONG

VERRUCHTES KOREA


 No.895770

>>895732

He opens his eyes.

His surroundings are a murky green, light enough to see the color, yet dark enough to have no idea as to my location. The warmth slowly creeps back into his arms, and the gentle caress of his surroundings begin to embrace him.

His pupils dilate. He is underwater. Rust clings to a nearby metal frame, and he seeks around to find its source. As he swims, his kimono flutters gracefully as if a deer were to silently frolic among the meadows in the Summer. The light becomes sharper, enough to make out the rusted metal frame of a set of swings. He gasps briefly as his memories come rushing back, like the very torrent of water that claimed him. Water floods into his mouth as he splutters, but then finds no difficulty breathing; He is quite comfortable underwater. Except for his memories.

He remembered the overcast day and the cold breeze of the morning wind beckoning him into wakefulness, the warm smiles of the elderly couple downstairs, warmly eating their breakfast. Looking back, he could feel the tension in the air. It was cloying, nature's destructive force, beautiful and deadly like that of a venomous spider spinning its silken web, only to devour the flesh of those that would seek its beauty.

He notices another structure some distance away, the rotting timber of a park bench where he once rested on a morning walk. His heart feels light, before it is torn to pieces.

Caught under the bench is a body. The corpse of a child, dressed in white with pastel yellows and pinks. She is missing one shoe, and her hair is buoyed in an unnatural manner by the murky green water. He chokes back a strangled sob as the green of the water, in his eyes, is tinged red by the fury that he now holds in his heart. He recalls the screams of the children as they fled, the girl he now sees not knowing what to do and staring up with an innocent fear at the looming wave, one sock pushed down and her pastel pink skirt muddied from playing on that cold morning.

He gives a whimper as warm tears course freely down his face, the memory of her yellow jumper being torn from her frail body as the waters enveloped her. Where the rush of the primordial water did not cut the peaceful air of the morning, the screams did. Her chestnut hair flailed wildly around as she was taken by nature, torn from the peaceful, happy life she once knew.

He splutters as his vision returns to normal, though he still holds the fury, burning in his heart. His will that of iron, he forces himself to the surface, overcoming the pain of movement, hellbent on the drive to hold his promise he made to the children when he set off to defend the peaceful shores of Japan against the tsunami.

A stone memorial stands at the edge of the water he pulls himself from. His body screams at him to stop, but he refuses to listen. He is fueled by a different material now. He observes the memorial, its writings etched in the ancient Japanese language, apart from one word at the bottom of a long list. He shuts his eyes before he can read it, knowing the pain of such a title is too much to bear.

Petals and offerings litter the ground, sometimes being carried off on the breeze to places unknown. A newspaper flies past, striking the monument and coming to rest as the wind dies down. He kneels to observe the front-page picture, a man with a silly hat a glass of beer embracing another man, a gaijin, with a large nose. The photograph is captioned 'ZUN と moot'.

His scream tears itself from his throat, the agony too much to bear. He takes one final glance at the September 28th newspaper before grasping his katana and bokken and charging over the waters, his movement too fast to disturb the silently violent force of nature.

"I knew it was you moot!" he shouts as the water kicks up around his sandled feet. "I'm coming for you and I will have my vengeance!"


 No.895772

File: 378912dd7178b14⋯.png (54.55 KB, 246x249, 82:83, 378912dd7178b140062be6a38a….png)

>>895764

It's not smugness, it's despair.


 No.895774

>>895772

Ah. Well then, carry on. All is as should be.


 No.895788

>>895728

>tfw the manhwa I liked the most was actually just a Japanese phone comic


 No.895794

>>895545

Oh ye of little faith. True believers know that Ken-sama lived up to his name, saving an entire prefecture by slicing the tsunami in two with his superior katana skills he trained every day.


 No.895796

File: 2310909a426ceec⋯.png (410.37 KB, 686x893, 686:893, 2310909a426ceeccadd8bbd547….png)


 No.895800

File: fe9fc9551f192f9⋯.jpg (43.54 KB, 500x563, 500:563, sleepy.jpg)

>>895622

It was never acceptable, it's just that before people would call out redditors without mentioning the spacing.

Then newfags learned what it was, and started specifically referring to the spacing on /v/ to fit in, and it spread like wildfire among /v/ newfags, eventually making its way to here and you.


 No.895801

>>895800

They're talking about when reddit wasn't even a thing, newfag.


 No.895803

>>895801

You don't have to be so desperate to assure yourself newfriend, I didn't even question you and you already spilled your beans. I'm correcting the guy who mentioned the spacing "was acceptable pre 2015".


 No.895815

>>895803

Reddit began in what 2005? I have kopipe older than that. Hell Etherchan or Wikichan archives are everywhere and loaded with "reddit spacing". Trying so hard to fit in makes you look like a desperate redditor.


 No.895818

>>895815

If only you weren't so desperate to pretend you're an oldfag and stopped fuming for a single second to read the posts you reply to. Better luck next thread.


 No.895821

File: eafed3a23f9c63f⋯.gif (1.46 KB, 210x230, 21:23, 1461191582997.gif)

>>895544

>implying this isn't just epic bait and the image was some other fag and some other fag, whether the one in the image or a different one with the name in the original OP, died beneath the waves

Post proof or it didn't happen.


 No.895995

>>895818

Way to call attention to our anonymity as if it's something new to you. You can bluff all you want, but I see right through you, redditor.


 No.895996

File: 7df902db214b926⋯.gif (2.05 MB, 500x375, 4:3, Vegeta grass.gif)

>>895821

Are you completely incapable of understanding jokes?


 No.895998

>>895996

Tsunami are no joke my friend. I hope your town gets swallowed by the waves without a Ken-sama to protect you with his superior Japanese katana skills.


 No.896011

>>895998

Agreed, this is no joke. The tsunami in 2004 killed like 1/20th of the people who were killed in the holocaust.


 No.896013

>>896011

But I thought people died in the tsunami.


 No.896016

>>896013

Niggers killed like half to a million people using machetes and Kalashnikovs in only 4 months.


 No.896036

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.896037

>>896036

>This was yesterday.

I have a feeling this is no coincidence.

Sup, Senzawa, how do you like 8chan?


 No.896038

>>896037

100% she browses on here or 4cuck


 No.896040

File: cb065219bcebd16⋯.jpg (893.53 KB, 1919x1080, 1919:1080, 1519377275947.jpg)

>tfw there will never be an anime based on the life and death of Ken-Sama


 No.896060

>>896037

>reddit in the description

Yeah I'm gonna go with browses 4cuck.


 No.896077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>896037

>>896038

What gave it away?


 No.896082

>>896077

"Older than the trees. Younger than the mountains." Always fucking gets me for some fucking reason.


 No.896083

>>896077

Sing Trainroll or MTC for us and I'll play it on r/a/dio.


 No.896084

>>896083

I'm not her, anon, but that was posted after the song had resurfaced on r/a/dio for a couple weeks back in November.


 No.896086

>>896084

More likely she sang it because that was the theme song to Fallout 76 and it was going round the normalnigger sphere.


 No.896122

>>895601

>Posting chinese sluts


 No.896149

>>895540

Ore-sama characters are annoying.


 No.896153

File: 7e8369c12a92f99⋯.jpg (107.75 KB, 638x957, 2:3, 1304872741050.jpg)


 No.896154

>>895652

>Fagnight

Kill yourself for ruining a great copypasta variant.


 No.896155

>>895996

Likewise, tardo.


 No.896156

>>895678

Not enough proof.

On June 16th, 2012, a memorial video[8] for Ken-Sama was taken down from YouTube after a copyright claim by Marisa Ebers, after which she explained on her Twitter[9] that the photo was actually her husband. Archived 4chan threads discussing this takedown and the revelation of the photo's subject can be found on both the /v/ (videogames)[10] and /jp/ (otaku culture),[11]


 No.896158

File: 8b34bafa93b5679⋯.jpg (31.21 KB, 392x600, 49:75, chino_tippy.jpg)

I really love Chino. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm 99% sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening to that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and that she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together.

If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I get to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together.

She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Chino.


 No.896160

File: 3ad162875decccd⋯.png (164.34 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, we'reallfaggotshere.png)

>>896158

I really love Moot. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love him so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm 99% sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening to that sweet, angelic voice of his. It is my life goal to meet up with him in real life and just say hello to him. I fall asleep at night dreaming of him holding a personal concert for me, and that he would be so tired that he comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together.

If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on his ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans he would let out. Then, I would hug him while he clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as he moans louder and louder. I would give up anything just for him to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of him. When I wake up, he is the first thing on my mind. When I get to school, I can only focus on him. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to his beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of he and I living a happy life together.

He is my pride, passion, and joy. If he were to call me "Snacks-chan," I would probably get diabetes from his sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but his happiness. If it were for him, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without him, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Moot.


 No.896176

File: d899127302ee975⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I really love Justice. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love it so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm 99% sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening to that sweet, angelic OVER JUSTICE. It is my life goal to meet up with it in real life and just say hello to it. I fall asleep at night dreaming of it holding a personal concert for me, and that it would be so tired that it comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together.

If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on it's ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans it would let out. Then, I would hug it while it clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as it moans louder and louder. I would give up anything just for it to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of JUSTICE. When I wake up, it is the first thing on my mind. When I get to school, I can only focus on FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to it's beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of it and I living a happy life together.

JUSTICE is my pride, passion, and joy. If it were to call me "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST YOU ARE FREE TO GO NO YOU ARE UNDER ARREST," I would probably get diabetes from it's sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but it's JUSTICE. If it were for OVER JUSTICE, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without it, my life would serve no purpose. I really love FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.


 No.896186

>>895669

Best part is how this guy is real and actually did all this.


 No.896225

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>896186

>if the axis had won


 No.897309

File: 4bade1890d0cc04⋯.jpg (291.92 KB, 1200x1141, 1200:1141, s0.jpg)

>>895601

Repel the boarders! Dem scurvy dog.


 No.897703

File: 18acf9aaa41144d⋯.jpg (107.92 KB, 940x1078, 470:539, 870.jpg)

>>895540

Has anyone made a Hitler version of this?


 No.897705

>>897703

You hade the chance to do it but now you botched it by being lazy.


 No.897709

>>897705

I considered it but I realized I don't know enough about the NSDAP's understanding (memes, general perception, ect) of Japan.


 No.897711

>>897709

Just go wild. Not getting anything about the country the character admires is part of the joke.


 No.897737

>>895620

Man, remember when people used > to quote other people in websites other than imageboards?

Man, remember when imageboards weren't so widely used and were just an alternative to regular forums?

Man, remember when the internet wasn't in such a dire situation?

me neither


 No.897741

File: 08c63f4ebd74388⋯.jpg (71.03 KB, 1000x620, 50:31, 08c63f4ebd74388a807bb58987….jpg)

>>897737

>people used > to quote other people in websites other than imageboards?

そうですか? Did this actually happen?


 No.897758

>>897741

>Did this actually happen?

Yes. Usenet newsgroups which is older than imageboards, and some forums in the 90's still used it.


 No.897762

>>897758

I bow my head in your presence, OldFag.


 No.897766

>>896036

I must be living under a rock or something. Is this ambi-tan from back when?


 No.897816

>>897758

An obscure piece of internet history has just been prolonged for another x amount of years; Thank you for your contribution!


 No.897821

File: 9547a58dad84ab9⋯.jpg (59.09 KB, 634x705, 634:705, hitler-japan-photo.jpg)

>>897703

Banzai, my name is Hitora-Sama.

I'm a 56 year old Deutsch Shinnichi (Japanophile for you untermensch). I draw Shodō and Ukiyo-e on my scrolls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Go, Shogi, Mahjong)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through gun barrels because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license four years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Manchukuo and the Kyoto dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their fukoku kyohei slogan, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Military Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an officer for the IJA or a captain!

I own several fundoshis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

First attempt


 No.897840

>>897741

You still sometimes see in it email, where a replied-to or forwarded email has the original text quoted with a > on each line.

>>897821

>I own several fundoshis, which I wear around town.

I'm just imagining one of the huge rallies, with thunderous applause as people welcome Hitora-sama, only for him to appear on stage in a fundoshi.


 No.897850

>>896077

>>896036

Who the fuck is this? One look at the channel and it screams reddit and ironic normalfag weeb cuckchannel shit in my face.


 No.897856

File: aa408eac54cbd2c⋯.png (729.96 KB, 952x1316, 34:47, 1541923550723-1.png)

>>897821

⑧⑧⑧⑧⑧


 No.897891

File: 9e4616b1a0d1330⋯.jpg (26.39 KB, 200x200, 1:1, serveimage.jpg)

>>896158

I really love Rize. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm 99% sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening to that sweet, angelic gunfire of hers. It is my life goal to meet up with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and that she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together.

If given the opportunity, I would tactically nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up anything just for her to operate in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I get innawoods, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living an operator life together.

She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Aniki," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Rize.


 No.897902

>>897891

>meet up with her in real life

Anon, anime girls are not real not even if they live in your mind and heart


 No.897903

File: e54ba4ff966253c⋯.webm (15.39 MB, 540x360, 3:2, reichweebs.webm)

File: e049b4663873791⋯.jpg (144.69 KB, 537x452, 537:452, bullied so hard.jpg)

>>897840

>mfw Rommel never captured Alexandria, sent Panzer IV blueprints via the Suez+Indian Ocean to the 大日本帝國 so Operation Barbarossa could be conducted as a two-front assault on the Soviet Union from the West and East

>mfw Hitler could've cucked Brits out of their colonies on the Asian mainland

>ywn see Fw 190Ts operating in concert with A7M2s over Hawaii during the second battle of Pearl Harbour

I wonder how cartoons would've developed in such a timeline.


 No.897913

>>897903

>I wonder how cartoons would've developed in such a timeline.

Probably pretty well considering Germany was fervently trying to build up its own animated movie industry during the war and wasn't averse to showing 2d tits in commercials, cartoons, and even army drill books.


 No.897925

File: 476f9c392a29128⋯.jpg (55.61 KB, 535x700, 107:140, 476f9c392a29128d760d326c22….jpg)

>>897913

Hentai in a post WWII German victory world (if hentai existed) would be the greatest thing. There would be no gay trap and futa shit, no netorare, no monsters, no niggers, no guro, no furries, no scat, no piss, no dirty fat old man, and many more degeneracies I can't think of at the moment.

I imagine it would be heavily focused on impregnation and happy sex, which are the preferred tags for those of high culture such as myself, and are the most normal and healthy of fetishes.


 No.897926

>>897925

>no traps

>no futas

>no piss

>no monstergirls

Sounds awful.


 No.897940

File: f81479b917e408e⋯.png (14.66 KB, 229x229, 1:1, 27123cb40cc55dd59f28018223….png)

>>897925

Jesus christ how horrifying.


 No.897944

>>897925

You have obviously never seen German porn.


 No.897952

>>897903

Better than manga anyways. While Hitler liked cartoons he pretty much hated comics.


 No.897954

>>897925

Hentai would be deemed degenerate because it encourages people to have unrealistic expectations of the opposite sex and therefore not procreate. This thread got really off-topic all of the sudden.


 No.897960

Anyways, >>895540, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.

It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.

There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.

"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.

You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.

Yosinoya should be a bloody place.

That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,

the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."

Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"

I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.

That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.

Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.

And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.

However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.

I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>895540, should just stick with today's special.


 No.898140

>>895652

>fortnite

That's a chinese game, you fucking commie


 No.898178

>>895620

I think this pasta is meant to be enjoyed on 4:3 1028x762 monitor.


 No.898193

File: c07dd584f8047c3⋯.png (132.76 KB, 926x372, 463:186, kenichi.png)


 No.898209

File: bf83f43e4ab4dff⋯.png (403.76 KB, 599x408, 599:408, i love loli.png)


 No.899022

File: e44e7af87c284df⋯.png (68.5 KB, 890x338, 445:169, e44.png)

File: 880fca2744f34b0⋯.png (70.46 KB, 894x341, 894:341, 880.png)

File: 23f2cb1d95ebb3d⋯.png (140.95 KB, 1301x555, 1301:555, 23f.png)

File: 206bdc1930efa20⋯.png (73.57 KB, 900x337, 900:337, 206.png)

File: c37dc29dc6b7c9f⋯.png (63.24 KB, 900x305, 180:61, c37.png)


 No.899035

>>897913

>and wasn't averse to showing 2d tits in commercials, cartoons, and even army drill books.

I'd like to know about those 2D Reich tits


 No.900159

File: 003824373e35b4e⋯.gif (2.97 MB, 704x396, 16:9, bunny.gif)

>>895732

>Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!”

This made me laugh more than it should've.


 No.900182

File: dd5dbb25e8f4c24⋯.jpg (59.26 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 139.jpg)

File: bcf20c934517150⋯.jpg (93.84 KB, 500x377, 500:377, AlbKNAJCMAIRGuH.jpg)


 No.900193

File: 10ca7138125e062⋯.jpg (15.71 KB, 253x218, 253:218, grega.jpg)

Suisei ni kawatte oshioki yo, my name is Greg-Sama.

I'm a 20 year old University student (大学生 for you Japanese). I write fanfiction and websites on my PC, and spend my days perfecting my website and watching superior Japanese anime. (Sailor Moon, Marmalade Boy, All of Kimagure Orange Road all 48 episodes in one sitting)

I cuddle with my Ami daki every day, this superior waifu can love clean through steel because I have hugged her over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other waifu on earth. I earned my wedding license two years ago, and I have been falling more in love every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Usagi's and Osaka's dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Sailor Moon's history and the Sailor Senshi code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Azabu-Juuban to attend Juuban Municipal Junior High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an arcade employee or the third rainbow crystal carrier!

I own several Ami plushies, which I carry around town. I want to get used to carrying them before I move to her town, so I can fit in easier. I ace all my tests and exams and recite Ami's Roll Call, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!


 No.900214

>>900193

In case you didn't know, he's a SJW now, married and Ami USED to be his favorite character.


 No.900217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>895732

>Ah, konbanwa anatas.

>Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!

私の肋骨は死んでいる。


 No.900219

>>900193

>>900214

Greg forsook his roots. Let his story be a warning to us all.


 No.900865

>>895552

Where is the delivery?


 No.900876

File: bdad1e3b8513177⋯.jpg (148.51 KB, 479x700, 479:700, e0eb5334bf430d7fe6fca51430….jpg)

>>900865

You seem to be lost. This is the /a/ board.


 No.900879

>>895546

No its Takasago Tomoe from Eromanga-sensei.


 No.900881

>>895546

>not recognizing one of the main girls from ImoImo

It's like you didn't even pay attention to the last season.


 No.903531

File: 305295369aef1af⋯.jpg (356.66 KB, 493x740, 493:740, s2.jpg)

I'ma Bible Black cosplayer.


 No.903537

File: b65bb4a2a284ed7⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bible Black Ger Dub.mp4)

>>903531

>Bible Black


 No.903699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Guten Tag, my name is Herr Ischi

I'm a 71 year old Japanese Wehraboo (Germany fan for you Ausländer). I drink beer and eat pretzels in my garden, and spend my days perfecting my alcohol tolerance and playing superior German board games. (Settlers of Catan, Mensch ärgere Dich nicht, Puerto Rico)

I train my yodeling every day, this superior form of communication can be heard across the entire Alps and is vastly superior to shouting. I earned my yodel license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day

I speak German fluently, both Low German and the Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their discipline, which I follow 100%

When I get my German visa, I am moving to the Alps to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about their magnifcient culture. I hope I can become a singer on public television or a song writer!

I own several Lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easer. I shake my elders' and seniors' hands and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Whish me luck in Germany!


 No.903700

>>903537

>german dub

>no sound


 No.903701

File: 8face0f0584012e⋯.webm (580.96 KB, 600x468, 50:39, Bible Black Ger Dub.webm)

>>903700

Well shit, you are right. I was too lazy to type all that gay shit into cmd.


 No.904195

>>903701

Did she said "fuck me in the ass"?


 No.904196

>>904195

Jup.

What makes these shit dubs so jarring is that Germany DOES actually have some pretty good voice actors (courtesy of everything getting dubbed).

As good as dubs go, anyway.


 No.904297

>>904196

Germany has a handful of good voice actors who get most of the speaking roles, so you get to hear them every other movie.

I wish we wouldn't get everything dubbed, most of the translations are horrible.


 No.904858

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>904297

>most of the translations are horrible.

The problem is usually that the translation sticks to grammatically correct high german too much, the voices themselves are fine.


 No.904878

File: f340e1e4c49e41a⋯.mp4 (12.86 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Fullmetal Alchemist - Edwa….mp4)

File: e049b4663873791⋯.jpg (144.69 KB, 537x452, 537:452, bullied so hard.jpg)

>>904297

>>904858

>es wird wohl nie wieder eine anständige deutsche Synchro auf dem Niveau des ur-FMA geben


 No.904906

File: 78fb48aa466bfaf⋯.png (355.1 KB, 305x500, 61:100, ClipboardImage.png)

>>904878

Do you remember pic related? Jesus fucking Christ.


 No.904980

File: a60586b4d7a9104⋯.webm (4.61 MB, 480x360, 4:3, der führer bekennt farbe.webm)

>>904906

Those were better times.


 No.904998

File: dcbd608511b037e⋯.gif (1.45 MB, 258x223, 258:223, nostalgiahard.gif)


 No.906252

File: a01b128a3e5047e⋯.jpg (115.44 KB, 619x1424, 619:1424, 20190224.jpg)

>>895540

Haro Ken.


 No.907623

>>897925

You wouldn't want hentai if the Axis powers won the war because you wouldn't be a fucking weeb.


 No.907648

File: ebfc4ad6e0ee825⋯.png (111.56 KB, 500x586, 250:293, dick of guidance.png)

>>907623

Are you implying that the D. does not always find a way? Because he does.


 No.907863

File: 0614ce7405da264⋯.png (193.26 KB, 397x547, 397:547, 0614ce7405da26473584ccb9ee….png)

>>907623

What would men of such a timeline obsessed with Zeichentrick be called, let alone Zeichentrickanimation pornografischer Natur?


 No.907908

>>907623

>implying

I would say that NTR or race mixing would not be produced but that's it.




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