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 No.1

>Went to an AA meeting today.
>See a QT 3.14.
>She shares.
>Has a Scottish accent.
>mydick.jpg
>Pretend to get up to get some coffee at the coffee bar.
>Use the opportunity to sit next to her.
>Chair calls on me and asks if I'd like to share.
>"H-hi I'm A-anon and I'm an a-alcoholic. I'm p-passing."
>Hi Anon, glad you're here, etc.
>Time for the Lord's Prayer
>Oh shit, I start getting a boner.
>My hands start sweating.
>Have to hold hands with QT since she's next to me.
>During moment of silence she slowly inches away from me.
>Looks at me with disgust during Lord's Prayer.
>"K-keep coming back, i-it works if you w-work it!"
>Holy shit, I said it WAY too loud.
>Everybody's staring at me.
>Run out of the clubhouse to my car.
>Can't even drink to drown my sorrows.
>feelsbadman.jpg

 No.2

>>1
what the fuck is this board

 No.5

>>1
>keep coming back, it works if you work it

wut/10

 No.6

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