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The Umaru is now in control

Hello, I am currently the Board Owner.

Free speech rules apply: don't spam and don't post illegal stuff.

1. "Spam" is flooding with an image or a copy-pasta.

2. "Illegal stuff" is whatever doesn't pass the Dost test.

The punishment for violating the board rules is a temporary ban ranging from one day to one week, or simply deletion of the stuff without issuing a ban, whichever action is most appropriate in that case.

Board log: https://8ch.net/log.php?board=abc

Dost test: https://8ch.net/dost.html

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Spacechan.xyz

Greetings from SpaceChan!

http://spacechan.xyz

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Why does everybody on this board keep posting pictures of autistic underage traps wearing orange hampster onesies and drinking cola?

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Vote 1 PPTP as POTUS 2020 Here!

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dysnomia will NOT stop our great mission.

We love you Potus Poo Poo!

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she is scared

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The BO has the autism but not the intellect of ravenfag

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Fukushima Fuk'd Us All

Today is the eighth anniversary of the Fukushima earthquake, tsunami and ensuing nuclear catastrophe, which is the worst environmental catastrophe in history. The three reactors that melted down have contaminated the oceans. The world changed on 3/11.

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meep meep you're all gay tbh no homo

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Sean Milliken aka dysnomia has passed away

==Sean Milliken aka dysnomia has passed

away==

I wish this was spam/trolling etc, but it isn't. He passed away tragically late this week. Our most sincere condolences to his family. He was only young, too. I know he wasn't well liked around /b/, but I am trying to be respectful.

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>>>/abc/ is my favorite board

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64chon and KonataChon

So, like, I wanted to post my new batch of umarus on those honeypots but they apparently got shoah'd last Thursday, dear fellow kids. Yikes.

https://64ch.net/

https://konatachan.org/

Pedofag I know you post there regularly. What happened?

inb4 maki went to jail and it really wasn't bullshit oy vey

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https://8ch.net/feature.php

>feature a thread on the main site for 100 SUSU coin

>https://neironix.io/cryptocurrency/susucoin

>1 SUSU = 0.0066$

>100 SUSU = 0.66$

We're in business, lads.

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im bored give me a song and ill make a kazoo cover of it on my large kazoo

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Friday Umaru Thread

It's Friday! Let's celebrate this weekly occurrence by posting the highest quality Umaru waifus!

Hey you, reading this! Do you want to be an umaruposting internet badass like me? Do you want to spread the umarulight and umarutruth to the heathens of the seven chans? Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance! Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties today!

https://anonfile.com/54iem3w0bf/Umarus_7z

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ZOBRO

FUCK UMARU FAGS

FIGHT ME

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drugs

what is your drug of choice?

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Is this accurate?

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peak boomer

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How is the new week treating you, Umaru?

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My daily /abc/ shitpost

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i love cp!!!

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Umaruposter is the best poster on 8chan

<3

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Can we get

rainbow text

instead of this sickly green?

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Hi Umaru

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uhhhh

i think i lost count at words

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h

hello, is this the krusty krab?

>pic unrelated

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What other boards do you fags (the whole two of you) browse?

I'll go first:

/r9k/, /tv/, /sudo/, /tech/

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Umaru has a boyfriend

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Hey losers, please link some decent altchans. I need to shill a board.

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Hi gay boys

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Dancing 3DPD Umarus

Best dancing 3DPD Umarus

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Banner thread 2

I don't know where the other banner thread went*, so here's a new one.

Ponefags, all 1 of you, entertain me and make an /abc/ ponebanner. Same goes for pedofags but keep it legal or I ban your child molesting asses!

* Page count was 1. So now I know.

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Umarucounting

So I was thinking, one Umaru is one Umaru. That's straightforward. But what about when there's two of them, or more? How do you say it? Up until now I would have said "2 Umarus" but what if it's wrong? What if the correct way of saying it is "2 Umari" or "2 Umaruses"?

Why must everything be so complicated.

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>mfw I used to get all of the trips/quads on this board

>mfw I don't anymore

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/)

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.

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Hope to see your shitty board end up on some local town news site next to a picture of your gross ass face in your official police photo :^)

No lie cunt I actually sent this pathetic excuse of a board through the FBI tip page, attached with an archive.org link, then added that they can contact the admins who can hand over any data necessary. You dun goofed.

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Ponies!

Ponies!

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>/b/ alt attempt

>I'm the only one posting

Every time.

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Time Fo r Real Posting

Move aside you putrid faggots. Time for the REAL posters to shine

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Add IDs to this board. I want to laugh at the resident spammer.

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I've been informed that I could get some cp here.

Anybody got any?

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1999 get

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2000 get

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>refresh catalog after a good night's sleep

>no new posts

Ah. Comfy speed.

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>Sorry. Tor users can't upload files on this board.

>becomes a moderator of a tor board

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LE 9GGA LEGION HERE

ALL YOUR /ABC/'S BELONG TO US

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>think someone saged my thread

>turns out they just wrote their real email into the field

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Lel what a shit attempt at a b alternative

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Fine, maybe you salvage something from the pedo filled graveyard of a board. Good luck, maybe you will be a better moderator than I was.

https://nofile.io/f/6ZD7SBTkVWF/abc.txt

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Ideal GF thread

Slow dumping of gf's in progress, please wait...