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Dragonchan: a new ViChan-based imageboard awaits ye

I've made a new imageboard called Dragonchan. It's now running on based ViChan software because LynxChan is buggy and sucks hard. The only rule is no CP. Tor users are allowed to post files.

Come on over ye dragons.

https://dragonchan.net

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woooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah who lives in a shipwreck under the sea? sponge bob squore ponts! who sank the titanic so his new home would be? sponge bob squore ponts! who shoah'd the kikes and their niggers aboard? sponge bob squore ponts! sparing only a few so his story be told? sponge bob squore ponts, sponge bob squore ponts, spongey boooooooooooooob squore poooooooooooonts suck my balls

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libreland.nl

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How does it feel that /b2/ came after but became more popular? Pic kinda related.

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LOL

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Hai again Umarufren.

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test

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HANSEN'D

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Dear Chris Handsome

Please don't rulecuck my board.

ChrisHansen	hidden	14 hours	/abc/	Deleted post #3515

I'm grateful that you didn't give a ban. But next time please don't delete entire threads unless they're certified pedoshit. Personally, in your place, I would have just deleted the offending pic in the OP.

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HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE

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Time Fo r Real Posting

Move aside you putrid faggots. Time for the REAL posters to shine

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peak boomerposting

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system	hidden	4 hours	/abc/	User deleted his own post #3472
the_umaru hidden 3 days /abc/ Stickied thread #3472

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Vote 1 PPTP as POTUS 2020 Here!

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I know this is mittens, but who the hell is that?

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I wend do MgDonald's and had Mgghiggen for dhe firsd dime. I doog a bide of id and holy fugging shid. Ids lige ebery fugging whyde beoble food meme on dhe ned. dhe burger liderally dasded lige fugging nodhing and id was full of dhis nauseading, bredending do be mayo sauge dhad somehow also smelled of fish. how is dhis shid eben on dhe menu wdf

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I fucking hate /b2/. Stop making me go back there.

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Fuck you losers!

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This is a public service announcement.

You habe been bisided by dhe Legendary Birb of Ebin Dabs. Now dhad you habe seen dhis message, you may gondinue bosding.

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Let's all forcefully love Lain!

Let's all rape Lain!

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Any of you fags ever played this game? Explain to me why Rin is the most well-liked?

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LOL

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NOSED

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blessed test

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Dammit, why can't this board be as comfy as randamu? How did they do it bros?

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Come shitpost at https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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>2½ days not a single new post

HAHAHA DEAD BOARD DEAD BOARD

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I had a little fun. 🐸

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Des français ici ?

Y a t'il des Français par ici ?

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This is an example. Multiline comments are supported, but each newline after the first that contains text must be preceded by a single space. If a line will not contain text, use a single newline, then on your next newline, follow the single-space rule. You may use variables in this comment which will choose from a list of substitutions that you define. Variables take the form of separated and will and should be defined in the [Substitutions] section of config.ini

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umaru i feel sick

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i hate you umaruposter

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Come on over to https://libre.land

No rulecuckery, Tor allowed globally, CSS that isn't absolute shit.

Come on over, make your own board.

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Rate it

I'm sick and have a bad diet 💩

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Uhh guys? Which one of you left this in my horse?

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The real Himouto! Umaru-chan opening.

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I made a decision

As of today, all shitposting will be prohibited on /abc/. Simply, I had enough of your shit. No more poop, no more poopoo poneys, no more negative shit you post only to bring down others. Starting today, /abc/ will become a place of cleanliness and tidiness and salubrity representing the shift in 8chan's attitude towards toxic fecal flood. /b/ already made this step and so too has /b2/: why should /abc/ be lesser? Why should /abc/ not strive to rise to the top and forge a path of moral good and righteousness without puddles of shit stalking our every footstep? If we must live in a toilet then let it be a clean one! Let the Great Flushing commence!

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>refresh catalog after a good night's sleep

>no new posts

Ah. Comfy speed.

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Why is being a gamer second only to being an altright member to liberals?

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I killed off my imaginary QT oppai loli OC waifu gurlfren thinking it would improve my health, but now I just feel sad and ronery.

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Who is mittens?

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me

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Take a bite anon! It's smooth and chunky, just how you like it.

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umaru and other /abc/ers:

Come post at https://spacechan.xyz/b/ plox

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feels thread

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Fuck you umaru

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>

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>>>/randamu/

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someone give me a quick rundown on what happened to /b/

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Does /abc/ stand for abacus?

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Make me a mod!

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>>>/randamu/

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FREDDY?!

WHERE ARE YA FREDDY?!

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Suck my dick umaru

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Girlgina

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>poopoo pony poster

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The body was too short or empty.

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SO glad the umaru posting on /b/ stopped!

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My daily /abc/ shitpost

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request to have the board pages limit set to 5, since this place is dead and it takes months for threads to get bumped off

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Hi umaru

dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board dead board

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mittens

Name: Jackson

Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens

IP: 74.90.204.185

IP Location NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.

ISP: Optimum Online

Age: 15

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex

-Discord: lole#3121

-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/

-Has his own board on the other chan called /baaa/ 2019-01-07 06:19:35 74.90.199.236 United States, Yonkers

Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/71.0.3578.98 Safari/537.36

no referrer ool-4a5ac7ec.dyn.optonline.net Optimum Online

My name is Jackson, a 15-yo Negro from Yonkers on NY. You'll know me as Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens.

I claim all this art as my own, as you can find it on my board >>>/baaa/

Also check out my FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/

I am obviously pretty low-functioning Autistic

, and have clinically-diagnosed advanced retardation. I have zero social skills, and sarcasm and criticism are wholly beyond my comprehension. My only escape is to claim this art as my own - even tho it isn't.

My obvious diaper fetish is enough evidence of my child mental developmental age.

I INVITE YOU TO MY NEW AND BETTER BOARD - an Autistic Shitposting Funhouse! :

>>>/baaa/

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what happened to this board?? oh no.... is it dead? just wondering.

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Sean Milliken aka dysnomia has passed away

==Sean Milliken aka dysnomia has passed

away==

I wish this was spam/trolling etc, but it isn't. He passed away tragically late this week. Our most sincere condolences to his family. He was only young, too. I know he wasn't well liked around /b/, but I am trying to be respectful.

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>/b2/ explodes

>/abc/ is at a stand still

You guys still there...? Guys???

...

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>no new posts in over 24 hours

Dead board

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It is returning!

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Cumbird

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Welp

Guess I'm back to /abc/

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Where is the umaru now? I never see him on /b2/.

/b2/BO is dysnomia btw

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Uma what's your email? I need to contact you about something you might be interested in.

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`..-..`

`-:/::-

>>>/b2/ -+/::::

-++/:-/.

./:++/-::-`

.//-...-::/- >>>/b2/

`-+:.```..-::-

.:/:.`````/-.:`

`:-+-``````++.--

-.//````` `/+/`.`

>>>/b2/ ``:+.````` .++-`

``.-//````` //:``

` ./-````` -/. `.``

-/``` ``` `/:

:/oooo++++/:::

-/++ossys+o/-

`-/+ososs+//.

./so:+so` >>>/b2/

`:- .--

-. `-.

`- `-

>>>/b2/ `-`.-

`----

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Why did /b2/ succeed and we didn't?

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Anyone who has ever linked anything here is b&.

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nigger mcfucking retarded nigger fucking nigger poop retarded fucking gay nigger fucking retarded faggot nigger fucking nigger mcfaggot retarded poo penis retarded nigger penis poop retarded fucking faggot nigger gay fucking fuck shitstain fucking fuck poop fuck faggot poop

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oh right, this board still exists. i keep forgetting about it since i'm spending all my time on /b2/

LOL

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CAMPING HOLIDAYS!

Do you need a final solution to your ongoing holiday woes? Come join our Family Fun! Enjoy the scenery and fresh air on our relaxing train-rides. Unwind together in our showers. Join in the communal campfire sing-a-longs. With our special treatment at our Camps, you'll feel so comfortable - you'll think you've died and gone to heaven!

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>haven't lurked or posted here in several days since >>>/b2/

heh

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When will /abc/ receive a similar fate?

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POO POO THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT 2020!

We need to make a political party for her to run under, what should we call it?

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is BO a moderator at Nanochan?

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Did any of you guys participate in the raid against this tranny? I did and I had a blast!

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I'm finally no longer attracted to traps, AMA

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peak boomer

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Spacechan.xyz

Greetings from SpaceChan!

http://spacechan.xyz

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I love you Umaru

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Hope to see your shitty board end up on some local town news site next to a picture of your gross ass face in your official police photo :^)

No lie cunt I actually sent this pathetic excuse of a board through the FBI tip page, attached with an archive.org link, then added that they can contact the admins who can hand over any data necessary. You dun goofed.

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!!!IMPORTANT PSA!!!

Umaruposter, the board owner, doesn't even watch the anime Himouto! Umaru-chan

He's a faker, a poser.

All he does is just post those 3D whores who cosplay as Umaru. He doesn't have any real connection with Umaru. Everything he says should be disregarded.

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>>>/abc/ is my favorite board

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Lel what a shit attempt at a b alternative

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ah, of course this board is still going.. without notice

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TODAY IS HITLER'S BIRTHDAY

TODAY IS HITLER'S BIRTHDAY

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This shit really work!

Look at that pdf guys if u want to make some productive whit ur time!

[LINK REMOVED]

pass of the pdf:

[PASSWORD REMOVED]

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>BO bans for ((((SUSPECTED DOST VIOLATION))))

>suspected

>banning everything you dislike

Time to jump ship lads.

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Is the PTPP old enough to run for president?

>Typically, horses live to about 33 years old

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MAKE ME A MOD!

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cowe

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Orange onesie boy chose the wrong carbonated beverage.

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The Umaru is now in control

Hello, I am currently the Board Owner.

Free speech rules apply: don't spam and don't post illegal stuff.

1. "Spam" is flooding with an image or a copy-pasta.

2. "Illegal stuff" is whatever doesn't pass the Dost test.

The punishment for violating the board rules is a temporary ban ranging from one day to one week, or simply deletion of the stuff without issuing a ban, whichever action is most appropriate in that case.

Board log: https://8ch.net/log.php?board=abc

Dost test: https://8ch.net/dost.html

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What is the PTPP presedential platform? What party is she on?

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make me more whyfoos!

https://picrew.me/image_maker/3595

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Good move unindexing this board, that was pretty smart Umaru! Now let us laugh at the plebs on /b/ who are asking for a /b/ alt, while not even knowing the best board is right here! I say we don't tell them.

https://8ch.net/b/res/8830205.html#8830279

They're so clueless.

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Umaru Musa Yar'Adua

Pictures of Umaru

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I am going to waifufag here.

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kyary pamyu pamyu thread, 3d girl second only to Umaru

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Hey Umaru, do you want to be the vice president for Poo Poo the Pony. Poo Poo-Doma has a nice ring to it.

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"OC" thread.

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I loathe there ponyfag!

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Give me an Umaru picture so I could reference for a drawing. Im making "OC". Specifically 2D umaru.

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Flaming Notre Damn

So anybody know who dun it yet? Place your bets.

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Umaru i want to suck your ladydick uwu

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i'm not a jew!

take it back!

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I want to start a good thread but I don't know what it should be about. The recently photographed black hole that looks less impressive than a HD photo of a dogshit on a sidewalk?

Also it's aggravating how little footfag material there is in my umaru set despite almost all of them being barefoot. So many injustices in this world.

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tor user bunker thread

/b/'s mods disabled torposting again because they're too lazy to deal with a little spam

Are we welcome here?

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Is PPTP willing support neo-NEET feudalism?

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Thoughts?

>any /b/ alt

<pros

>comfy speed

>strong sense of comradery

>bo is not that much of a cuck

<cons

>0 original content

>everyone is clearly a mentally unstable neet

>no attempt at interesting discussion

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Hey Umaru, kick out the ponyfag! The ponyfag is probably also the pedo that's been hanging around here since all ponyfags have inappropriate thoughts about children at the least. You can solve two problems at once!

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TRUMP RESIGNS

POTUS TRUMP RESIGNS!

News direct from /pol/...

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dysnomia will NOT stop our great mission.

We love you Potus Poo Poo!

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Hai fren! I made a new tor board called VileChan, please come over because it would make me happy. http://hvjgdbwgmn4iu4yxkc4gxxclskxigh5oz52uot3ltqijb76wxjdnxpyd.onion/

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>filter's gone

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>be me

>claim a board

>install freespeechrules.exe

>posters self-censor

>mfw

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If a BO does anydhing more dhan enforge dhe (((global rules))), dhen dhe blage is rulegugged.

BOYgOdd (((/ABg/))) dODAY!

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Pizza thread

Whad's your faboride dobbing?

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ⓕⓘⓛⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ

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Friday Umaru Thread

It's Friday! Let's celebrate this weekly occurrence by posting the highest quality Umaru waifus!

Hey you, reading this! Do you want to be an umaruposting internet badass like me? Do you want to spread the umarulight and umarutruth to the heathens of the seven chans? Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance! Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties today!

https://anonfile.com/K6seD9Y0m9/Umarus_7z

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GAS THE MICE PET WAR NOW

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Umaru Must Die

Umaru Must Die

1] It's childish bullshit;

2] It's a sign of advanced autistic retardedness;

3] It's boring;

4] It was not funny FIVE years ago - it is especially NOT so NOW;

Need I go on...?

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Is this accurate?

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greetings from spacechan

https://spacechan.xyz/b/catalog.html

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Fukushima Fuk'd Us All

Today is the eighth anniversary of the Fukushima earthquake, tsunami and ensuing nuclear catastrophe, which is the worst environmental catastrophe in history. The three reactors that melted down have contaminated the oceans. The world changed on 3/11.

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Board has been nuked, we need new content, come shitpost frens.

https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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STOP WHINING ABOUT DYSNOMIA!!!

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she is scared

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bye-bye pony

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I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

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Why does everybody on this board keep posting pictures of autistic underage traps wearing orange hampster onesies and drinking cola?

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The BO has the autism but not the intellect of ravenfag

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meep meep you're all gay tbh no homo

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64chon and KonataChon

So, like, I wanted to post my new batch of umarus on those honeypots but they apparently got shoah'd last Thursday, dear fellow kids. Yikes.

https://64ch.net/

https://konatachan.org/

Pedofag I know you post there regularly. What happened?

inb4 maki went to jail and it really wasn't bullshit oy vey

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https://8ch.net/feature.php

>feature a thread on the main site for 100 SUSU coin

>https://neironix.io/cryptocurrency/susucoin

>1 SUSU = 0.0066$

>100 SUSU = 0.66$

We're in business, lads.

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im bored give me a song and ill make a kazoo cover of it on my large kazoo

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ZOBRO

FUCK UMARU FAGS

FIGHT ME

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drugs

what is your drug of choice?

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How is the new week treating you, Umaru?

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i love cp!!!

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Umaruposter is the best poster on 8chan

<3

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Can we get

rainbow text

instead of this sickly green?

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Hi Umaru

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uhhhh

i think i lost count at words

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h

hello, is this the krusty krab?

>pic unrelated

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What other boards do you fags (the whole two of you) browse?

I'll go first:

/r9k/, /tv/, /sudo/, /tech/

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Umaru has a boyfriend

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Hi gay boys

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Dancing 3DPD Umarus

Best dancing 3DPD Umarus

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Hey losers, please link some decent altchans. I need to shill a board.

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Banner thread 2

I don't know where the other banner thread went*, so here's a new one.

Ponefags, all 1 of you, entertain me and make an /abc/ ponebanner. Same goes for pedofags but keep it legal or I ban your child molesting asses!

* Page count was 1. So now I know.

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Umarucounting

So I was thinking, one Umaru is one Umaru. That's straightforward. But what about when there's two of them, or more? How do you say it? Up until now I would have said "2 Umarus" but what if it's wrong? What if the correct way of saying it is "2 Umari" or "2 Umaruses"?

Why must everything be so complicated.

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>mfw I used to get all of the trips/quads on this board

>mfw I don't anymore

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/)

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.

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Ponies!

Ponies!

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>/b/ alt attempt

>I'm the only one posting

Every time.

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Add IDs to this board. I want to laugh at the resident spammer.

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1999 get

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2000 get

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>Sorry. Tor users can't upload files on this board.

>becomes a moderator of a tor board

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LE 9GGA LEGION HERE

ALL YOUR /ABC/'S BELONG TO US

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>think someone saged my thread

>turns out they just wrote their real email into the field

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Fine, maybe you salvage something from the pedo filled graveyard of a board. Good luck, maybe you will be a better moderator than I was.

https://nofile.io/f/6ZD7SBTkVWF/abc.txt

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Ideal GF thread

Slow dumping of gf's in progress, please wait...