[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / choroy / dempart / doomer / jp / loomis / sonyeon / tf / vril ]

/abc/ - Alternative /b/ Cancer

Catalog   Archive

Winner of the 75nd Attention-Hungry Games
/caco/ - Azarath Metrion Zinthos

March 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

000000  No.2924[Reply]


3 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

a836b6  No.2932

I'm ready for my shower!

File: 87b2459591ecce5⋯.jpg (25.31 KB, 480x320, 3:2, umaru62.jpg)

a3cf9c  No.1684[Reply]

Hello, I am currently the Board Owner.

Free speech rules apply: don't spam and don't post illegal stuff.

1. "Spam" is flooding with an image or a copy-pasta.

2. "Illegal stuff" is whatever doesn't pass the Dost test.

The punishment for violating the board rules is a temporary ban ranging from one day to one week, or simply deletion of the stuff without issuing a ban, whichever action is most appropriate in that case.

Board log: https://8ch.net/log.php?board=abc

Dost test: https://8ch.net/dost.html

25 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.
Post last edited at

194f96  No.2931

File: 879c8353cc471de⋯.png (66.07 KB, 472x310, 236:155, 023be.png)

Here's a special hat for our autistic and retarded Mod.

File: cdb831140a0f601⋯.png (586.62 KB, 1173x780, 391:260, aff0bdb19d265ce451839739de….png)

File: 4d242a826dccdbe⋯.gif (329.06 KB, 526x495, 526:495, 4d2.gif)

File: a4288d5b1127fe2⋯.gif (954.95 KB, 498x278, 249:139, tenor.gif)

622cb3  No.2822[Reply]

Umaruposter, the board owner, doesn't even watch the anime Himouto! Umaru-chan

He's a faker, a poser.

All he does is just post those 3D whores who cosplay as Umaru. He doesn't have any real connection with Umaru. Everything he says should be disregarded.

11 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

50ed70  No.2882

File: f19d5332b4ac552⋯.jpg (30.69 KB, 344x452, 86:113, 023bc8.jpg)

598ee2  No.2938


a32601  No.2943

File: a7cc8a3c656f66e⋯.png (32.95 KB, 300x301, 300:301, 2739d3f.png)

8ecdf5  No.2951

File: 39481adf3ed86aa⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1447049691556.png)

0dfa97  No.2962

File: 54e6ed860dbee53⋯.jpg (125.47 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, xCkOs.jpg)

File: ac43d076170bc4d⋯.jpeg (101.76 KB, 829x900, 829:900, DvqVPe7U0AEZwiy.jpeg)

754bc9  No.1696[Reply]

Lel what a shit attempt at a b alternative

3 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

a0c6a5  No.1708

Holy fuck I'm getting seizures from this CSS. But I hope this board or another /b/ alternative takes off, because /b/ has been totally destroyed by rulecuckery and faggot power drunk mods.

82921a  No.1712

File: 65ca3c7a599ffef⋯.jpg (69.29 KB, 566x533, 566:533, 085.jpg)

109052  No.1838

Straight to second slip, takes the catch, out for 5

ef7cec  No.1842


When the thought of being makes you want to... yeah

ba8858  No.2961

File: 6c5d0d7206622fe⋯.jpg (374.58 KB, 720x864, 5:6, shattered04.jpg)

This board

File: 97f9d9618538c85⋯.jpg (98.1 KB, 618x619, 618:619, 1293708966365.jpg)

b3a3e8  No.1864[Reply]

Hope to see your shitty board end up on some local town news site next to a picture of your gross ass face in your official police photo :^)

No lie cunt I actually sent this pathetic excuse of a board through the FBI tip page, attached with an archive.org link, then added that they can contact the admins who can hand over any data necessary. You dun goofed.

72d6a8  No.1865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sometimes... this.

b17488  No.1866

File: 32af5bdd5b96c00⋯.jpg (61.81 KB, 529x562, 529:562, umaru121.jpg)


Umarus will never be the same.

ced798  No.2041


Is it wrong that I find this clip to be highly sensually erotic for me?

13d2ab  No.2960

File: 0ef92a57627fb6a⋯.png (24.63 KB, 199x183, 199:183, lpl065.png)


That's completely fine.

000000  No.2560[Reply]

Look at that pdf guys if u want to make some productive whit ur time!


pass of the pdf:


1 post and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.
Post last edited at

1ca0a2  No.2563


I clicked that link, and now all I am seeing is pictures is of naked younglings


5e65f2  No.2956

I like cheese

b806b3  No.2957

Cheese is sexy

5ff5a8  No.2958

All fermented dairy products make me diamonds.

000000  No.2959

Stinky cheese is the worst. Cheese in general is bad for you. Let's all love tofu!

File: 1b57c4f4877af25⋯.png (141.11 KB, 1024x763, 1024:763, 1502778163725.png)

4b7dc1  No.2953[Reply]

Is the PTPP old enough to run for president?

>Typically, horses live to about 33 years old

5b52d6  No.2954


Poo Poo is a sage.

9c2792  No.2955


Poop never dies

File: 4a6485305767f40⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1680x1704, 70:71, 4a6485305767f4064c4fb1bf8e….png)

e0689f  No.2937[Reply]

I'm finally no longer attracted to traps, AMA

3 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

000000  No.2944


Nothing wrong with being attracted to traps. Traps aren't gay! Especially if they're cute.

0fd769  No.2945

File: 961c3965911f5d1⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 460x258, 230:129, meme43.gif)


> Traps aren't gay

0fd769  No.2947

File: 3c434cc73c7aefb⋯.gif (841.88 KB, 228x171, 4:3, 000o0k1.gif)


>Traps aren't gay

000000  No.2949


Stop being insensitive. Traps are the most highly compatible partner for a man in need. It's like having a friend who you can fuck.

098b3a  No.2952


IP hop

I would agree with my the claim that liking traps is not necessarily gay, hence why heterosexual men can be enticed by it. At worst, it would imply the person is bisexual, but I don't buy that. It is not that far off from any other fetish and porn-addicted male has to succumb to. The traps themselves seem to be almost definitely homosexual, however.

File: f907c546fd952bd⋯.jpg (199.32 KB, 800x600, 4:3, IMG_20190419_110112.jpg)

3d8628  No.2895[Reply]


10 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

cde4d9  No.2922

File: 1241437614a8ea3⋯.jpg (15.71 KB, 480x269, 480:269, umaru248.jpg)



Has to be said 3dpd isn't so bad when wearing pic related.

a00a8e  No.2926

File: 9d9f83a4b306547⋯.gif (228.63 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 000o0a.gif)

cde4d9  No.2928

File: d1a38b847c23138⋯.jpg (294.06 KB, 800x1202, 400:601, umaru281.jpg)

a00a8e  No.2930

File: b6531f1885a90ea⋯.gif (65.38 KB, 484x453, 484:453, 000o0a3.GIF)

c04727  No.2950

File: 29de00ee71eda84⋯.jpg (40.15 KB, 398x453, 398:453, sqnosign.jpg)

File: a906fbbc8bc5792⋯.jpg (39.05 KB, 375x500, 3:4, sqnosign1.jpg)

File: b510c5e59b46b9f⋯.jpg (232.96 KB, 1536x1024, 3:2, cowe.jpg)

048ff7  No.2935[Reply]


f2f5b0  No.2936

File: 8f45ba9ec5c69c9⋯.jpg (6.95 KB, 200x196, 50:49, 8o8o1.jpg)

File: 504049970be8d64⋯.jpg (49.61 KB, 382x320, 191:160, 8o8o2.jpg)


000000  No.2940

Are there the animals who ate Freddy?

294215  No.2948

File: 903ae476c898f01⋯.jpg (30.03 KB, 350x488, 175:244, 8o8o34.jpg)

Milk Man

File: 478ab4814cae58a⋯.jpeg (49.72 KB, 450x450, 1:1, d2d29a11-e849-4bcf-8054-6….jpeg)

ee7173  No.2933[Reply]

Orange onesie boy chose the wrong carbonated beverage.

3ed76c  No.2934

File: afeba995b2fbbf8⋯.jpg (119.54 KB, 334x466, 167:233, 76446.JPG)

812020  No.2946

File: f45c123c94c880a⋯.jpg (16.37 KB, 500x542, 250:271, 76g.jpg)


I wonder what the ingredients are?

File: 18b13d31518bcb7⋯.png (616.77 KB, 1079x1078, 1079:1078, 1867900__.png)

df2829  No.2769[Reply]

What is the PTPP presedential platform? What party is she on?

1 post and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

025f88  No.2909

The Poo Poo Party.

7d846f  No.2912


"Getting Shit Done"

b52c43  No.2917


That's good I like that. POO POO-DOMA GETTING SHIT DONE!

04c0c5  No.2919

"POO POO the PONY - Getting Shit Done!''

814b2b  No.2923

File: 14a49551e8f29a7⋯.jpg (22.29 KB, 402x408, 67:68, umaru246.jpg)

"poo poo the pone - make america shit again"

File: eef055d81b7f0bd⋯.png (153.14 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 54b81d959d1d3aad97ca457fa9….png)

a26dc7  No.2906[Reply]

f1b5b7  No.2915

go make me my 2d whyfoo army!

880cf1  No.2918

File: 87099d2cbff959a⋯.jpg (50.46 KB, 500x406, 250:203, fail06.jpg)

Have you tried the full lobotomy?

File: cdcf69bdc248726⋯.jpg (56.78 KB, 564x846, 2:3, cdcf69bdc2487267c7fac59354….jpg)

8a191d  No.2894[Reply]

Good move unindexing this board, that was pretty smart Umaru! Now let us laugh at the plebs on /b/ who are asking for a /b/ alt, while not even knowing the best board is right here! I say we don't tell them.


They're so clueless.

4 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

9ded68  No.2902

File: 9f10c7a4893c909⋯.jpg (83.35 KB, 526x740, 263:370, umaru175.jpg)





Looks like (((somebody)))'s pretty butthurt.


I noticed that thread. So weird that they always bitch about the CSS. One would think they'd be relieved to see something new.

Also as far as I'm concerned they can all go to >>>/general/. It's probably claimable at this point and it has the vanilla CSS they love so much.

8a191d  No.2905

I said we shouldn't tell them are you disabled?

8a191d  No.2907


nevermind it probably wasn't someone from this board who mentioned it

9ded68  No.2911

File: dae61e8216d8faf⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 387x500, 387:500, umaru11.jpg)


OK don't tell them then, boss.

627e8d  No.2914

File: 8361d04a700a7c1⋯.jpg (29.18 KB, 246x260, 123:130, demon63.jpg)

File: b5c725f6d82750b⋯.jpg (10.81 KB, 225x225, 1:1, demon63a.jpg)

File: 53a4872eab203cb⋯.jpg (10.91 KB, 220x310, 22:31, Umaruyaradua07052007.jpg)

65dc1e  No.2878[Reply]

Pictures of Umaru

65dc1e  No.2879

File: 928763f17811ca9⋯.jpg (17.75 KB, 300x300, 1:1, umaru-musa-yaradua-507383-….jpg)


Nigeria will never be the same.

65dc1e  No.2880

File: a06ca734768a0d2⋯.jpg (43.16 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 140115204614-umaru-musa-ya….jpg)

Here is another picture of Umaru.

5bfa78  No.2881




What a sexy monkey!

24d817  No.2884

File: aff163339f49ecd⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 346x461, 346:461, umaru220.jpg)


He looks like Jeepers Creepers.

ab58bb  No.2893

File: 8f1244c94851148⋯.jpg (295.2 KB, 500x328, 125:82, 023bc5.jpg)

Delete Post [ ]
Previous [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
| Catalog | Nerve Center | Cancer
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / choroy / dempart / doomer / jp / loomis / sonyeon / tf / vril ]