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Summer never comes here

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 No.11[Reply]

Hello kind and law-abiding anons. Welcome to /abc/ Alternative Random Cancer, clearly the best /b/ alternative since /bbbb/. I am the board owner and it's only moderator, and this is my tripcode. Global rules apply and that is it. Have fun anons.

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 No.1325

File: 46d902648c44e0b⋯.jpg (26.37 KB, 343x347, 343:347, thankyou.jpg)




File: 3a0a027403300e2⋯.png (123.18 KB, 400x334, 200:167, SPIDERMANLUCK.png)

 No.1293[Reply]

NIGGER

 No.1305

>>1293

Is that another dyslectic ginger?


 No.1310

>>1305

No the mod keeps deleting my nigger threads so now it's devolved to me shitposting


 No.1312

>>1310

I'm sorry, but we do not use words like THAT around here, you fucking asshole.


 No.1314

>>1312

nigger


 No.1327

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>>1293

I left them a hand-made present




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 No.1046[Reply]

Why do niggers wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?

Because it's hard to steal a house.

A niglet asks his mammy, "Mammy, what’s a democracy?"

"Well, son," says his mammy, "dats be when white folks works every day so us po’ folks can get all our benefits and sheeit."

"But mammy," says the niglet, "doan da white folk gets all mad bout dat and sheeit?"

"Dey sho do, son. They sho do," says the mammy, "and dats called racism."

What do you call a nigger that eats shit?

A cannibal.

A monkey was swimming in the swamp, when an alligator grabbed him. The alligator said to the

monkey, "today's your lucky day. I'm going to give you a choice. Either I can bite off your tail, or I can bite off your head, which in that case you'll die." The monkey thought for a second, and said, "bite my head off." The alligator said, "maybe you misunderstood me, if I bite your head off, you're going to die." The monkey said, "yea I know, but if you bite off my tail, I'll look like a nigger."

What is the difference between a nigger and used toilet paper?

Used toilet paper did something useful!

How does a nigger momma know when her daughter is on the rag?

Her son’s dick tastes funny.

Why do nigger sows wear high heels?

It keeps their knuckles from dragging across the ground.

 No.1047

File: 201ac77e533aaba⋯.png (453.02 KB, 1578x906, 263:151, pol butthurt american.png)

Why is a Spic like a Skunk?

Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?

A nigger in a microwave.

What has four legs and a black arm?

A happy pitbull.

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Most of you are well aware that NASA sent several chimps into orbit before they risked a human. But did you know that NASA actually sent a nigger into orbit with a chimpanzee once? Of course, NASA will deny it - and for good reason because here is what happened.

Once the capsule was in orbit, the nigger watched the chimp like a hawk to see what it would do. It wasn't long before the chimp reached up and flipped a toggle switch on the panel directly over its head. The nigger then did exactly the same thing with the toggle switch on the panel over his head.

A little later, the chimp reached forward and made a minor adjustment to one of the rotary knobs directly in front of it. Once again, the nigger saw what the chimp did and did exactly the same thing with the rotary knob in front of him.

After several orbits, the chimp reached into a zippered pocket on its left sleeve and removed a small piece of paper. The chimp looked at the paper, folded it carefully, and returned it to the pocket.

Once again, carefully emulating the chimp, the nigger unzipped the pocket on the left sleeve of his spacesuit to learn the contents of the paper. Much to the nigger's dismay, there was no paper in the pocket. The nigger then feverishly searched every pocket of his spacesuit looking for the paper, but to no avail. There was no paper.

When the chimp was occupied elsewhere, the nigger carefully reached over and removed the paper from the chimp's pocket. Turning away from the chimp so that the chimp couldn't see, the nigger unfolded the paper. Here is what it said:

"Feed the nigger at noon."

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 No.1056

what do you call a nigger that supports its family

A Chimpanzee

What the difference between monkey and a nig

A monkey can learn


 No.1309

>>1056

Ouch

Burn

edgy


 No.1326

As an African-American, I find this thread highly offensive… simply because I am unable to read the fucker




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 No.1319[Reply]

Ye fagingoes, come over to b two, it’s like this shit but cool

>>>/btwoo/

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 No.1320[Reply]

James Allsup has been deleting countless video off of Youtube to try and hide his dark past. He's a white nationalist anti-semite and the truth MUST come out!

https://youtu.be/yrjmB0I2Emk

https://youtu.be/yrjmB0I2Emk



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 No.1315[Reply]

SO, I WOULD YOU TO HELP ME WITH SPAM CREATION AND IDEAS, HERE ARE A FEW I HAVE SO FAR AND HERE IS A CUTE WATERMELON BOY.

 No.1316

+like (between 'would' and 'to')


 No.1317

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 No.1318

Hey, i say said hey.I want to die./But why?/i said yeay and he fucked my spoon and klanged my turtle.The devil sees Niggeroid ,and Niggeroid is chicken.Chicken is gOD.Egg sh@t on the carpet ,time to die.Quantum fractalational cow of divinity from universe frix bulled by xenumorph cruiser mcbitchface.Hey ,i said hey ,FUCK YOU.

So ,to business.How do I make a quantum computer.tell me everything ~whispers~

I'll DO IT titsie_face




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 No.1311[Reply]

So, I was masturbating to some Danbooru pics, when I came across a decade old picture that made me stop stroking my cock and think for a moment.

This, according to Danbooru, and according to the only article I could find on her on the Internet (https://www.destructoid.com/art-attack-friday-miss-shelby-50051.phtml), is Miss Shelby. When Googling her, you will get nothing else. Absolutely nothing else. Which is weird, for such a famous cosplayer as she was (according to the little info you can find on her and how popular her Toph cosplay is), to just disappear without a trace.

Apparently, she had a blog at vox.com (http://sweetshock.vox.com/), before the domain was bought by Vox Media. Obviously, it's gone now, which is normal, but if we go to the Wayback Machine, we can see she has archived stuff from all of 2007 (last snapshot https://web.archive.org/web/20071223143227/http://sweetshock.vox.com/), and then one last snapshot in 2008, which is bugged and partially downloaded, so I decided to ignore it.

After that, just silence. No deviantArt (which is what cosplayers used to use back in the day), no tumblr, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing. She just vanished in thin air. Which, for an e-celeb, is weird as all hell.

So, all of this made me think. I continued beating my meat for a while, albeit uncomfortably, in order to think better. It made me think about the ephemerality of the moment, of how easy it used to be to just vanish on the Internet back in the day, and other deep crap like that, but my actual question is, is she dead? And is she a trap, like a single guy said in the Danbooru comments?

 No.1313

AIDS

AIDS

AIDS

AIDS




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 No.544[Reply]

Come on in my anons, time to unwind.

>decided that I'm going to make meditation a daily habit.

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 No.1212

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 No.1308

>>1212

That reminds me of this place… a never-ending pile of balls




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 No.1077[Reply]

>letting ponypedos invade your dead board

 No.1206

>>1078

It's fuckin retarded, now they are spamming that retarded gray horse to top it off.


 No.1270

>>1077

Be thankful it wasn't Poo Poo the Nigger!!!


 No.1277

>>1270

You mean "POO POO the P.ONY"?!?


 No.1299

File: 246c23341bc2a94⋯.jpg (653.47 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, 5281771611_7aaf14f503_b.jpg)

y-yeah… fuck those guys..


 No.1307

Is that horse doing a wee wee? that's all natural… whats' the problem?




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 No.1272[Reply]

Extreme food poisoning incident at a school from what I understand. Feels almost surreal, y'know?

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 No.1278


 No.1279

>>1278

Huh?


 No.1289

>>1272

>>1274

fake and gay, this is from a show called American Vandal


 No.1290

>>1289

fuck my autism, dude. thanks for the sauce.


 No.1306

I don't care if it's fake or gay… it's one of the hottest, sexist things I have seen online in a LONG time. Thanks /abc/ - you rock.




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 No.1288[Reply]

hello

 No.1294

File: 27fb27c80d84095⋯.gif (297.73 KB, 650x360, 65:36, swaglord.gif)

hi


 No.1304

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 No.1295[Reply]

 No.1296

Lains other retarded sister.


 No.1303

I feel kinda weird about this thread. weird like… I've taken too much medication sorta feeling. It's very disorientating… but at least I can type OK without too many typos. I have to be thankful for some little things. Like I haven't shat my pants today - that's a big plus, believe-you-me.




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 No.1282[Reply]

Well, /abc/ just banned starting a thread with pictures so unless they get there shit together the board is completely fucked. Howdy yall!

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 No.1284

What fuck


 No.1285

/abc/


 No.1286

This is a global problem with the new server still has bugs.


 No.1297

>I put this up and got no response from the ruler of North Korea.

There is no one on this thread because: you are all to stupid to talk to. I can't put everyone onto the same pile but 90% of the /abc/ clan are; that crusty stuff that sticks to the bottom of a trash can, and then begins to stink a little worse everyday. They say we are fixing this place but it stays broken. Gomer, Goober, Forest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Pee-Wee Herman, The Jerks, Spicoli, The Brothers Solomon, Bluto, Step Brothers and all of the Serial Killers on the planet come here and argue about fairytales like they are in the 4th grade. And then the Principle of the Elementary school, Dysnomia and his Chief Security Officer and disciplinarian The Hex show up to give us 9 more weeks of Twilight Zone without Rod Serling. Man this isn't even cool anymore at all. This place is the epitome of dysfunctional, all I can do is laugh. XD


 No.1302

File: 4dba4c030ef0a5e⋯.jpg (10.23 KB, 225x224, 225:224, yay.jpg)

But I enjoy North Korea, now they are opening up to western morals and values.




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 No.1280[Reply]

Mom accidentally send me this pic which she meant for my brother. What do?

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 No.1287

>>1280

ask for more


 No.1291

>>1280

Forward it to your brother.


 No.1292

>>1280

Nice roleplay faggot


 No.1298

File: 716a96ab6d24eb6⋯.jpg (104.34 KB, 900x598, 450:299, hr?se.jpg)

>>1280

let us at her


 No.1301

You are just being downright silly, OP. We all KNOW that pic is not of your mother. Shame on you. Your mother would be ashamed of you. Confess your guilt, and try again.




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 No.1040[Reply]

Hurricane Florence is right behind the corner for the states of NC, SC, VA, and MD. There can be only one experienced weatherman and father of four talented enough to cover the news – Frankie MacDonald. He is informative and to the point in delivering accurate information verified by real scientists from Trump University. Hurricane Florence is a Category 4 storm with winds up to 130 miles per hour. Wilmington is already under evacuation; Myrtle Beach will be stranded upon landfall.

Shall the East Coast ever be the same after the big one? Only time will tell.

 No.1049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch to survive another day.


 No.1271

>>1040

Just use all the dead niggers as sandbags. Easy.




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