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File: 87b2459591ecce5⋯.jpg (25.31 KB, 480x320, 3:2, umaru62.jpg)

 No.1684[Reply]

Hello, I am currently the Board Owner.

Free speech rules apply: don't spam and don't post illegal stuff.

1. "Spam" is flooding with an image or a copy-pasta.

2. "Illegal stuff" is whatever doesn't pass the Dost test.

The punishment for violating the board rules is a temporary ban ranging from one day to one week, or simply deletion of the stuff without issuing a ban, whichever action is most appropriate in that case.

Board log: https://8ch.net/log.php?board=abc

Dost test: https://8ch.net/dost.html

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 No.1833

>>1831

She is much worse than adorable.




File: 7961c1fee2f71f1⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3dpd_umaru.mp4)

 No.1839[Reply]

It's Friday! Let's celebrate this weekly occurrence by posting the highest quality Umaru waifus!

Hey you, reading this! Do you want to be an umaruposting internet badass like me? Do you want to spread the umarulight and umarutruth to the heathens of the seven chans? Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance! Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties today!

https://anonfile.com/I9h0L7j1b4/Umarus_7z

 No.1840

File: c70ebf47e22cc87⋯.mp4 (10.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 41S0jJNpqFw.mp4)

That Japanese Umaru certainly is a high energy creature placed firmly in first huh boys!

Now for the second best Umaru incarnation, with a smooth singing voice and a killer set of legs, straight from Mexico!


 No.1841

File: 49b5177621e96a0⋯.mp4 (13.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JEydJoJE8A4.mp4)

Finally on third, straight from VietCong, the second highest energy Umaru who can survive on just a fist of rice per week!


 No.1843

File: 4c165f43d5618f3⋯.jpg (164.07 KB, 768x899, 768:899, 090.jpg)

Buttocks


 No.1844

File: aff163339f49ecd⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 346x461, 346:461, umaru220.jpg)

>>1843

That's not an Umaru, pedofag.

Also no joke you're nearing a 1 week ban if you keep posting skin like that. Keep your lolis under two thick layers of clothes, please.




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 No.1696[Reply]

Lel what a shit attempt at a b alternative

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 No.1707

File: cbe1e1a1182c39e⋯.jpg (2.04 KB, 93x94, 93:94, 023b.jpg)

Thanks. We do our best you know?


 No.1708

Holy fuck I'm getting seizures from this CSS. But I hope this board or another /b/ alternative takes off, because /b/ has been totally destroyed by rulecuckery and faggot power drunk mods.


 No.1712

File: 65ca3c7a599ffef⋯.jpg (69.29 KB, 566x533, 566:533, 085.jpg)


 No.1838

Straight to second slip, takes the catch, out for 5


 No.1842

>>1838

When the thought of being makes you want to... yeah




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 No.1808[Reply]

LE 9GGA LEGION HERE

ALL YOUR /ABC/'S BELONG TO US

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 No.1829

File: b24704d853c28b3⋯.jpg (122.62 KB, 740x416, 185:104, umaru194.jpg)

>>1827

>>1821

>>1812

Those fucking filenames though.


 No.1830

File: e358f74ef347974⋯.jpg (45.35 KB, 447x553, 447:553, 063.jpg)

>>1829

Tiny penis


 No.1834

>>1830

Ouch.


 No.1835

>>1830

Why would she have a penis?


 No.1837

>>1835

Maybe she's a trap.




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 No.1749[Reply]

Ponies!

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 No.1820

File: 7a7aab8ea1081ec⋯.jpg (396.99 KB, 795x1080, 53:72, 084.jpg)

>>1819

Sush! Ponies are qwaiii!


 No.1825

File: 39453afe91ad38d⋯.jpg (213.11 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 058.jpg)

>>1820

I like to suck the Squishie Ponies!


 No.1828

File: dae61e8216d8faf⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 387x500, 387:500, umaru11.jpg)

>>1825

I see what you did there.


 No.1832

File: 0212371295d598a⋯.jpg (90.05 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 083.jpg)

>>1828

How could you? You're not wearing your glasses.


 No.1836

>>1832

Don't be cute with me pedofag I can see into your perverse mind.




 No.1690[Reply]

Fine, maybe you salvage something from the pedo filled graveyard of a board. Good luck, maybe you will be a better moderator than I was.

https://nofile.io/f/6ZD7SBTkVWF/abc.txt

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 No.1816

How many lg pics do you have you pedo?


 No.1822

File: 5490cbefd29ed2b⋯.jpg (18.67 KB, 270x361, 270:361, 020.jpg)


 No.1823

>>1822

Ugh! How many hamburgers can you fit in there at a time?


 No.1824

File: 1934a0838670858⋯.jpg (121.13 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 092.jpg)

>>1823

Not enough, obviously


 No.1826

File: 9b6fc9eab300ee6⋯.jpg (162.86 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 091.jpg)

File: 2a52bebc1d46d98⋯.jpg (121.43 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 057.jpg)

Does POTUS Gump actually eat brugers too?




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 No.1761[Reply]

Slow dumping of gf's in progress, please wait...

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 No.1805

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 No.1810

File: a6cdea58ca26772⋯.jpg (35.35 KB, 580x435, 4:3, a6cdea58ca267727abf781189d….jpg)

>>1797

>i like that your penis is large


 No.1811

File: 9851df01707042b⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 450x396, 25:22, 002a.jpg)

This thread




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 No.1754[Reply]

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 No.1758

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 No.1700[Reply]

SHILL BORED DONT POSTE HERE

cos bad

also it looks ugly

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 No.1732

File: f215a69a9dbc968⋯.jpg (36.19 KB, 301x426, 301:426, 023.jpg)

I am glad to be the BO here.


 No.1738

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 No.1742

File: 7da8ef68a5fdf25⋯.jpg (19.85 KB, 429x266, 429:266, 023aa.jpg)

>>1732

>>1738

The gender reassignment experiment kinda backfired


 No.1745

File: 021e64498bb13b3⋯.jpg (90.23 KB, 493x740, 493:740, umaru192.jpg)

>>1742

Normally I'd say "congratulations". But this time I'll say "man the harpoons".


 No.1751

>>1745

There are no harpoons large or powerful enough, to tame that freak of nature.




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 No.1726[Reply]

>this board

 No.1731

File: f0321e465e36dec⋯.gif (859.95 KB, 500x198, 250:99, asparagus.gif)


 No.1739

File: e3e7ca91d9d4318⋯.jpg (62.91 KB, 537x438, 179:146, 149.jpg)


 No.1741

File: 7da8ef68a5fdf25⋯.jpg (19.85 KB, 429x266, 429:266, 023aa.jpg)

Love me


 No.1746

File: 2d35e159938f45d⋯.jpg (104.45 KB, 534x800, 267:400, umaru140.jpg)

>>1741

Sorry hun but this board ain't big enough for both of us. So call in the bulldozer and get out of here.


 No.1747

File: 59871eee46b765d⋯.jpg (19.5 KB, 247x263, 247:263, 023a.jpg)

>>1746

I would love to eat... lick your thighs




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 No.1709[Reply]

>Options

>Theme

>Yotsuba B

Ah. Much better.

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 No.1724

Spermy the Seal was great show… I remember watching that every Saturday morning, when I was a kid.


 No.1725

>>1724

You were never a kid, bot


 No.1730

>>1725

How do you know that Spermy the Seal was a robot? He seemed pretty lifelike when I'd watch it.


 No.1740

>>1730

What the fuck is/was "Spermy the Seal"?


 No.1748

my little pony

test




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 No.1727[Reply]

Honestly, how can anyone be sexually attracted to 3DPD pussy?

 No.1729

>>1727

Daddy?


 No.1733

File: 86c6a47fa542ee7⋯.jpg (58.45 KB, 1024x716, 256:179, tanya_by_zabzarock_dcl4m4q….jpg)

>>1727

It's not the pussy that which you are attracted to, but the pussy carrier.


 No.1734

>>1733

"Pussy carrier" makes it sound like a lethal contagious disease…


 No.1735

File: 69438695f73c180⋯.jpg (247.34 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, Trilobite-facehugger-Prome….jpg)

>>1734

The disease of LOVE, baby! Cum get sum!

*chomp*


 No.1737

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 No.1705[Reply]

So I was thinking pointlessly "I wonder what would happen if a T-rex would roam the city, lol?" Pretty soon I realized that it would get its T-rex ass kicked very quickly. Bring in a tank to shoot it once with a 120mm high explosive shell and the lizard dies. Bring in a crappy little IFV with a 30mm autocannon and the lizard dies. Bring in a talented sniper using a 50 cal Barrett and the T-rex fucking dies from a well placed headshot!

Humans are awesome. We exceed the creations of Mother Nature because she doesn't give a crap about performance, she doesn't aspire to great things such as total annihilation or space exploration. For millions of years she was happy to create eating automatons. Creatures whose only purpose, as dictated by nature, was to eat, shit and make more of themselves before dying. Never did Mother Nature create a cheetah that could run faster than a Ferrari. Never did she create a bird that could fly faster than the speed of sound. We did create all those things, because we wanted to, while she didn't care to. And I bet my own stupid life that out there, far away, on a distant exoplanet she keeps doing the same shit she did on Earth for millions of years: stupid creatures evolved to eat, no smarter than your average crocodile or shark, yet perfect in Mother Nature's eyes.

This reminded me of a small chat I've had here on 8chan. There was an anon talking about how dolphins are smart, having their own secret language, calling each other by name and so on. I retorted by saying that as long as dolphins don't have opposable thumbs to be able to build shit, they can stick their social intelligence up their aquatic asses! The damn critters live underwater, this means that from the get-go they'll never discover fire and electricity. And how much you wanna bet their stupid flippers are never going to evolve into hands? Sure, they can get better at communicating with each other, they may even evolve powers of telepathy (we've done that ourselves when we invented cellphones, but Mother Nature has yet to figure out radio waves). But even with telepathy, they're never gonna build jack shit underwater. Ever.

The way I see it, our biological successors are most likely the chimpanzees. Given enough time they'll develop speech and reinvent the wheePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.1719

>>1705

CNN would make it Fake News, obviously. Der.




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 No.1695[Reply]

Here's your chance to make some oc. This board needs banners: 300x100. What can you do? Sparta needs sons.

 No.1698

File: d9640a4fb7644a0⋯.png (43.51 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sabc.png)

>>1695

/tech/fag here, this took me like a minute and yes im a faggot so its not in C but at least I didn't use java. Anyway, this definitely applies.


 No.1703

File: 1c21d962a43f25c⋯.jpg (6.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1534950704733.jpg)

Here is the banner /abc/ used to have.




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