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Summer never comes here

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 No.11[Reply]

Hello kind and law-abiding anons. Welcome to /abc/ Alternative Random Cancer, clearly the best /b/ alternative since /bbbb/. I am the board owner and it's only moderator, and this is my tripcode. Global rules apply and that is it. Have fun anons.

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 No.1273

File: 745d63c7682cb25⋯.webm (2.62 MB, 600x336, 25:14, rAg9.webm)

>>11

Why are there so many inconsiderate mentally ill niggers here? Complain about everything, shit in the corners, then shit all over the board. You act just like a bunch of ignorant niggers.




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 No.1077[Reply]

>letting ponypedos invade your dead board

 No.1206

>>1078

It's fuckin retarded, now they are spamming that retarded gray horse to top it off.


 No.1270

>>1077

Be thankful it wasn't Poo Poo the Nigger!!!


 No.1277

>>1270

You mean "POO POO the P.ONY"?!?


 No.1299

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y-yeah… fuck those guys..




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 No.1280[Reply]

Mom accidentally send me this pic which she meant for my brother. What do?

 No.1281

>>1280

call the police


 No.1287

>>1280

ask for more


 No.1291

>>1280

Forward it to your brother.


 No.1292

>>1280

Nice roleplay faggot


 No.1298

File: 716a96ab6d24eb6⋯.jpg (104.34 KB, 900x598, 450:299, hr?se.jpg)

>>1280

let us at her




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 No.1282[Reply]

Well, /abc/ just banned starting a thread with pictures so unless they get there shit together the board is completely fucked. Howdy yall!

 No.1283

Fucking hell, meant to type /abc/


 No.1284

What fuck


 No.1285

/abc/


 No.1286

This is a global problem with the new server still has bugs.


 No.1297

>I put this up and got no response from the ruler of North Korea.

There is no one on this thread because: you are all to stupid to talk to. I can't put everyone onto the same pile but 90% of the /abc/ clan are; that crusty stuff that sticks to the bottom of a trash can, and then begins to stink a little worse everyday. They say we are fixing this place but it stays broken. Gomer, Goober, Forest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Pee-Wee Herman, The Jerks, Spicoli, The Brothers Solomon, Bluto, Step Brothers and all of the Serial Killers on the planet come here and argue about fairytales like they are in the 4th grade. And then the Principle of the Elementary school, Dysnomia and his Chief Security Officer and disciplinarian The Hex show up to give us 9 more weeks of Twilight Zone without Rod Serling. Man this isn't even cool anymore at all. This place is the epitome of dysfunctional, all I can do is laugh. XD




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 No.1296

Lains other retarded sister.




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 No.1288[Reply]

hello

 No.1294

File: 27fb27c80d84095⋯.gif (297.73 KB, 650x360, 65:36, swaglord.gif)

hi




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 No.1293[Reply]

NIGGER



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 No.1272[Reply]

Extreme food poisoning incident at a school from what I understand. Feels almost surreal, y'know?

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 No.1276

>>1275

MmmmmMMmm… I can SMELL that from here… and it smells GOOD


 No.1278


 No.1279

>>1278

Huh?


 No.1289

>>1272

>>1274

fake and gay, this is from a show called American Vandal


 No.1290

>>1289

fuck my autism, dude. thanks for the sauce.




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 No.1040[Reply]

Hurricane Florence is right behind the corner for the states of NC, SC, VA, and MD. There can be only one experienced weatherman and father of four talented enough to cover the news – Frankie MacDonald. He is informative and to the point in delivering accurate information verified by real scientists from Trump University. Hurricane Florence is a Category 4 storm with winds up to 130 miles per hour. Wilmington is already under evacuation; Myrtle Beach will be stranded upon landfall.

Shall the East Coast ever be the same after the big one? Only time will tell.

 No.1049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch to survive another day.


 No.1271

>>1040

Just use all the dead niggers as sandbags. Easy.




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 No.1258[Reply]

Alex Jones of Infowars.com announced a reporter contest on May 21st 2018. Its now around September 21st 2018 - its been 4 months. The contest has been up for 4 months and still no word at all. The deadline for entries was July 4th and its been over 2 months since the contest began - still not a peep! Alex Jones is harassing Marco Rubio and making fun of Ben Shapiro, but he couldn't spare a single tweet or email to say "Contest PostNiggerd" or "Contest Cancelled" - nothing, nada! Yet at the same time, Infowars has been publishing Reporter Contest Entries in order to make money off of OUR WORK! GARBAGE!!! This needs to spread like wildfire for sure! Please help me in this movement!!!

https://youtu.be/1slSwpl8m-g

https://youtu.be/1slSwpl8m-g

https://youtu.be/1slSwpl8m-g

 No.1269

He did not lie… He is just a total idiot, is all.




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 No.544[Reply]

Come on in my anons, time to unwind.

>decided that I'm going to make meditation a daily habit.

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 No.1058

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 No.1060

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 No.1210

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 No.1211

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 No.1212

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 No.1057[Reply]

Why are there so many ponyfags here?



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 No.1046[Reply]

Why do niggers wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?

Because it's hard to steal a house.

A niglet asks his mammy, "Mammy, what’s a democracy?"

"Well, son," says his mammy, "dats be when white folks works every day so us po’ folks can get all our benefits and sheeit."

"But mammy," says the niglet, "doan da white folk gets all mad bout dat and sheeit?"

"Dey sho do, son. They sho do," says the mammy, "and dats called racism."

What do you call a nigger that eats shit?

A cannibal.

A monkey was swimming in the swamp, when an alligator grabbed him. The alligator said to the

monkey, "today's your lucky day. I'm going to give you a choice. Either I can bite off your tail, or I can bite off your head, which in that case you'll die." The monkey thought for a second, and said, "bite my head off." The alligator said, "maybe you misunderstood me, if I bite your head off, you're going to die." The monkey said, "yea I know, but if you bite off my tail, I'll look like a nigger."

What is the difference between a nigger and used toilet paper?

Used toilet paper did something useful!

How does a nigger momma know when her daughter is on the rag?

Her son’s dick tastes funny.

Why do nigger sows wear high heels?

It keeps their knuckles from dragging across the ground.

 No.1047

File: 201ac77e533aaba⋯.png (453.02 KB, 1578x906, 263:151, pol butthurt american.png)

Why is a Spic like a Skunk?

Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?

A nigger in a microwave.

What has four legs and a black arm?

A happy pitbull.

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Most of you are well aware that NASA sent several chimps into orbit before they risked a human. But did you know that NASA actually sent a nigger into orbit with a chimpanzee once? Of course, NASA will deny it - and for good reason because here is what happened.

Once the capsule was in orbit, the nigger watched the chimp like a hawk to see what it would do. It wasn't long before the chimp reached up and flipped a toggle switch on the panel directly over its head. The nigger then did exactly the same thing with the toggle switch on the panel over his head.

A little later, the chimp reached forward and made a minor adjustment to one of the rotary knobs directly in front of it. Once again, the nigger saw what the chimp did and did exactly the same thing with the rotary knob in front of him.

After several orbits, the chimp reached into a zippered pocket on its left sleeve and removed a small piece of paper. The chimp looked at the paper, folded it carefully, and returned it to the pocket.

Once again, carefully emulating the chimp, the nigger unzipped the pocket on the left sleeve of his spacesuit to learn the contents of the paper. Much to the nigger's dismay, there was no paper in the pocket. The nigger then feverishly searched every pocket of his spacesuit looking for the paper, but to no avail. There was no paper.

When the chimp was occupied elsewhere, the nigger carefully reached over and removed the paper from the chimp's pocket. Turning away from the chimp so that the chimp couldn't see, the nigger unfolded the paper. Here is what it said:

"Feed the nigger at noon."

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 No.1056

what do you call a nigger that supports its family

A Chimpanzee

What the difference between monkey and a nig

A monkey can learn




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 No.861[Reply]

>tfw you've never started a successful thread

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 No.873

>tfw banned from /b/


 No.874

File: 5a9b30af2a1a0a0⋯.jpg (28.37 KB, 300x400, 3:4, dys-eww01.jpg)

Once I did, yes, but…


 No.875

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>>873

Pic is dysentery.nomia

You need a dynamic ip vpn and then you can compete in the: beat The Hross' record of 17 times in one day.

Mine is usually 7-8 times. They have an automated word script for spam, type milf and you're banned.


 No.985

>>875

I made a thread larping as Chijo and the mulatto banned me for two days. I need a good proxy or vpn.


 No.1041

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>>861

>tfw

I feel less cool than 99% of people on any chan




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