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 No.4242[Reply]

Full list for reference

A collection of trips that will generate with tybb(owner of /b2/) as the first four letters

#しぞぷあ

#1617_aC

#62266275

#nasporit

#ss32779

#ikyrsn

#lnzffc

#2F299803

#pch5537

#ユヘヂュ

#jefhgh

#udegqh

#sls9203

#cs8464

#96022368

#yuboai

#WYZXTE

#48523359

#485233592

#rvfyts

#RILOGI

#VSHNMV

#hx53563

#QB56661

#ihnc83

#}t2r

#aqdz01

#$4286272

#BLV7141

#sjbxde

#NJMEND

#ZFQMAP

#unr9486Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.4327

File: 54b59f18029b89c⋯.jpg (3.57 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG_20190708_195633.jpg)




 No.4284[Reply]

Hey Umaru, I'm bored and I want a new imageboard. You can have my 20 buttcoins free of charge if you want to do it. I bought some buttcoins but still can't afford the thing I wanted so I have no need for them.

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 No.4329

I have spent my buttcoins, this offer has now expired.


 No.4330

>>4329

Good for you, did you get yourself anything nice?


 No.4333


 No.4342

File: cc1ee754faf7a3c⋯.jpg (82.78 KB, 740x490, 74:49, umaru314.jpg)

>>4333 (check'd)

Do like Google and don't be evil.


 No.4347

>>4342

>he thinks jewgle isn't evil/jewish




File: 776c044a33b0eb2⋯.jpg (315.05 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, DSC07777.jpg)

 No.4328[Reply]

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 No.4338

WE LOVE YOU BARISAKU-CHAN!


 No.4343

File: 07878859ffb3d62⋯.jpg (50.93 KB, 493x740, 493:740, umaru334.jpg)

>WE LOVE YOU BARISAKU-CHAN!

Fren, that's an inanimate object.


 No.4346

File: 0cadb6f2a0368aa⋯.png (211.4 KB, 852x447, 284:149, 17-kyoto.w1200.h630.png)

>>4343

No, barisaku-chan is a baste building burner.




File: 5e738f20d626128⋯.jpg (34.57 KB, 517x382, 517:382, 1501023649544.jpg)

 No.4344[Reply]

umaru the board owner is a bipolar worthless piece of shit

 No.4345

File: d1a17197e8b07e5⋯.jpg (63.69 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, umaru208.jpg)

>itt: scat obsessed shitposter assesses the mental health of others




File: 5d8273c1aaac05b⋯.jpg (25.36 KB, 371x371, 1:1, 352062.jpg)

 No.4299[Reply]

/abc/ is now a global board

~ron

 No.4300

File: 7d670c7425b0236⋯.jpg (27.11 KB, 450x450, 1:1, lolmaru.jpg)


 No.4339

Who is this mountain gook and when will his father Jim Watkinstein rape and kill him?


 No.4341

File: 7dea725a2a8187e⋯.jpg (216.34 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, umaru127.jpg)

>>4339

I christen him Umaron.




File: d2d27f734674825⋯.jpg (8.6 KB, 240x266, 120:133, 203bb3491c772dae06f4d01b07….jpg)

 No.4334[Reply]

Do normalfags seriously not know how to hide their boners in public?

 No.4335

They do but they purposefully don't try.


 No.4337

Only normalfags get boners in public.


 No.4340

File: adf7b70b2525bd5⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 740x491, 740:491, umaru335.jpg)

>>4334

>he notices other people's bulges

Lol what a perv.




File: aeb0c8c549e6e0f⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 540x300, 9:5, umaru102.gif)

 No.4282[Reply]

Great news fellow umarukin!

>>>/abc2/

Just like how /abc/ used to be an alt for /b/, peace be upon it, now /abc2/ follows the tradition as an alt for /b2/.

Actually I just wanted to see if the lite css would attract all those who bitch and moan about /abc/'s dark Css, which I don't want to change ever tbh.

 No.4283

You fool! The dark theme is the beating heart of /abc/'s culture! Why must you attempt to dilude the already small userbase by creating a pointless and ununique new board?


 No.4285

File: 1aa4a371752ae5d⋯.jpg (58.87 KB, 740x493, 740:493, umaru199.jpg)

>>4283

>the already small userbase

How true. You can imagine how hard this is for me, I have to osmosis myself for dual board ownership!

>by creating a pointless and ununique new board?

You could say the same thing about /abc/ itself, /freeb/ and /b2/. They're all pointless and ununique compared to the original /b/ are they not?


 No.4336

>stickies every random board shill

>doesn't sticky his own board shill

The Umaru works in mysterious ways.




 No.4301[Reply]

Your ban will expire soon (if it hasn't already). Please use your regained posting privilege responsibly.

/tybb

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 No.4313

>>4306

There are barely bans though, most for spam.


 No.4316

File: 47ce15609ba8c66⋯.png (228.31 KB, 400x640, 5:8, 47ce15609ba8c66600143cbd50….png)


 No.4325

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.4331

Umaru BO is a piece of shit


 No.4332

>>4331

UMARU BO IS RAD




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 No.4252[Reply]

Come funpost at https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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 No.4275

Bump for umaru


 No.4276

File: 69fc5bc4ff1cfe7⋯.jpg (144.68 KB, 648x638, 324:319, umaru75.jpg)

>>4275

No need to bump a sticky for the umaru: it is always by your side, spiritually speaking, except if you're a niggerjew.


 No.4290

>>4276

Post on Spacechan already


 No.4293

File: a60f0929bdb5de1⋯.jpg (133.01 KB, 740x493, 740:493, umaru149.jpg)

>>4290

Everybody wants a jewcy piece of the umaru.


 No.4319

File: 11e93f920bb9e36⋯.png (215.65 KB, 278x559, 278:559, umaru284.png)

The sticky expired spacefren. Sorry I'm usually too lazy to post there but you're always welcome to shill, both here and on >>>/abc2/.




File: 4446800d4bc54e1⋯.png (330.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, kasanetetomechachimera.png)

 No.4308[Reply]

Kasane Teto Mecha Chimera

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 No.4311

File: e292a3fda388c03⋯.jpg (16.66 KB, 390x243, 130:81, choicemaru.jpg)

>>4309

Thanks for the new banners fren though I don't understand the deeper artistic meaning behind them.


 No.4314

File: 4446800d4bc54e1⋯.png (330.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, kasanetetomechachimera.png)

>>4311

The deeper artistic meaning of Kasane Teto Mecha Chimera is not to be understood, it is only to be appreciated.


 No.4315

File: a2499608f425626⋯.webm (8.36 MB, 640x480, 4:3, kasaneteto.webm)


 No.4317

>>4315

>puts hasane teto picture over hatsune miku song


 No.4318

>>4317

Whatever, I liek the song. I'll put a Hasane Teto song over it tomorrow.




File: ef4e82418bee894⋯.jpg (234.94 KB, 850x850, 1:1, Kasane.Teto.full.515016.jpg)

 No.4307[Reply]

Hello frens. I have some OC for you. Should I give it to /abc/ or /abc2/?

 No.4312

/abc2/ probably needs banners more than /abc/ does but whichever you want, really.




File: 6553792e8032929⋯.jpg (68.69 KB, 740x490, 74:49, umaru156.jpg)

 No.4294[Reply]

Ban appeal test.

 No.4295

File: 085a0b59f33cff5⋯.png (614.9 KB, 1239x1057, 177:151, 1458799441099.png)

test me


 No.4296

>>4295

The test had already finished pone.

>>>/sudo/101610

CM probably won't change anything though.


 No.4298

>>4296

Fricking jews




File: 1d6d9c9c2562df4⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1767x1104, 589:368, hatsunemikucosplayingasabu….png)

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 No.4297[Reply]

Hatsune Miku cosplaying as a bulldozer.



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File: 119fed4a6781104⋯.jpg (122.6 KB, 893x1200, 893:1200, bald_mark.jpg)

 No.4281[Reply]

it's so JEWCY

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS JEWCY POST)


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File: ed406deefa015ef⋯.jpg (101.91 KB, 480x514, 240:257, 26o47w_6.jpg)

 No.3978[Reply]

Any idea where the autistic poster is with the weird filenames? 023d.jpg etc

He always posts Poo Poo the Pony, 'Retarded Umaru', mittens' face pics, 'Lord Shitpost' etc images. He hasn't posted here, on /b2/ or /baaa/ in quite some days now.

I'M WORRIED, I'VE BEEN ENJOYING HIS POSTS FOR 2 YEARS NOW

 No.3979

Anybody can be him, even you. Just like how anybody can be the umarufag if they wanted to.

https://anonfile.com/T1r6N2t9nc/Umarus_7z


 No.3980

>>3979

Not helpful you dumb kike. His posting style is very recognizable if you pay attention and he hasn't posted in like 5 days now. Something must have happened.


 No.3981

>>3980

>a troll hasn't posted in a week

>oy vey he dead

Calm your tits he's probably out enjoying summer and spreading his HIV.


 No.3982

>>3979

>>3981

>reddit spacing


 No.4280

He's really gone. I miss him every day

(USER WAS BANNED FOR LIVING IN THE PAST)



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