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File: 7961c1fee2f71f1⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3dpd_umaru.mp4)

2f3c58  No.1839

It's Friday! Let's celebrate this weekly occurrence by posting the highest quality Umaru waifus!

Hey you, reading this! Do you want to be an umaruposting internet badass like me? Do you want to spread the umarulight and umarutruth to the heathens of the seven chans? Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance! Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties today!


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2f3c58  No.1840

File: c70ebf47e22cc87⋯.mp4 (10.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 41S0jJNpqFw.mp4)

That Japanese Umaru certainly is a high energy creature placed firmly in first huh boys!

Now for the second best Umaru incarnation, with a smooth singing voice and a killer set of legs, straight from Mexico!

2f3c58  No.1841

File: 49b5177621e96a0⋯.mp4 (13.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JEydJoJE8A4.mp4)

Finally on third, straight from VietCong, the second highest energy Umaru who can survive on just a fist of rice per week!

1ebccf  No.1843

File: 4c165f43d5618f3⋯.jpg (164.07 KB, 768x899, 768:899, 090.jpg)


2f3c58  No.1844

File: aff163339f49ecd⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 346x461, 346:461, umaru220.jpg)


That's not an Umaru, pedofag.

Also no joke you're nearing a 1 week ban if you keep posting skin like that. Keep your lolis under two thick layers of clothes, please.

8b64f9  No.1845

File: ae8d171883e50c4⋯.jpg (133.97 KB, 702x1024, 351:512, 063.jpg)


Like this?

2f3c58  No.1846

File: ba447a2fadb9558⋯.jpg (113.5 KB, 493x740, 493:740, umaru164.jpg)


I'm beginning to suspect you're not really here to post Umarus.

9163ca  No.1847


That'd be because Umarus are fucking autistically retarded.

2f3c58  No.1848

File: 1e1045ade683d40⋯.jpg (75.34 KB, 493x740, 493:740, umaru157.jpg)


Why are you so fucking mean? Umarus are life. Also consider this: if all lg's would be dressed as Umarus the world would be a better place. Pedos would be cured of their sinful desires and be normal people again.

66c67d  No.1849

Have you been properly diagnosed for your autism, yet?

63f30a  No.1851


No? They are not sure what specific type I am yet, as it's really quite severe, high on the retard scale, actually.

2f3c58  No.1853

File: cdcf69bdc248726⋯.jpg (56.78 KB, 564x846, 2:3, umaru53.jpg)



The Umaru forgives all haters. For such is its gentle nature.

fdac47  No.1856

File: 8f2743c6cdea654⋯.jpg (9.03 KB, 329x329, 1:1, 006.jpg)

2f3c58  No.1857

File: 570cfc73aaf7b96⋯.jpg (40.38 KB, 1001x1001, 1:1, umaru55.jpg)


Confronted with the Umaru's kindness you realize your insults are nothing more than internalized anger. Let go of your anger and escape the darkness of your hate. Embrace the Umaru and it will guide you to the light.

a27518  No.1858

File: c5b5c956601d25d⋯.jpg (32.98 KB, 413x560, 59:80, 006b.jpg)


Forgive me... i am nothing but a giant cock.

2f3c58  No.1859

File: 69438695f73c180⋯.jpg (247.34 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, 69438695f73c1807b354abacf8….jpg)


At least you're not a giant pussy, my feathered friend.

2f3c58  No.2277

A brand new pile of umarus is available!

245dc8  No.2278

File: 6c2c940218446dc⋯.jpg (31.77 KB, 473x311, 473:311, 023baaa.jpg)

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1e09d8  No.2279

File: 6948939a8507849⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 352x348, 88:87, 1446704905915.gif)

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2f3c58  No.2355


Bumping because it's Friday! It's just too bad I couldn't find any more (good) dancers to add to the set.

000000  No.2356


Threat Umaru-chan with a pistol and rape her!


1dc6cc  No.2360

File: 85c6f0799c0fbee⋯.jpg (7.7 KB, 236x233, 236:233, 023bc2.jpg)

2f3c58  No.2629

File: d1a38b847c23138⋯.jpg (294.06 KB, 800x1202, 400:601, umaru281.jpg)

Warning: A brand new sdeaming bile of Umarus has been ubloaded!

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