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Tips and Tricks thread Anonymous 02/13/16 (Sat) 16:57:50 No.16429

How dangerous is it to put hot oatmeal in a plastic water bottle so you can fake-mess oatmeal? Also, do the flip-top water bottles push with enough force to get oatmeal in there? I can't buy a 50mL plastic syringe.

Anonymous 02/13/16 (Sat) 17:20:32 No.16430

>>16429

Depends how hot we're talking.

The closer to body temperature the better though and if you don't have a thermometer the easiest way to test is to feel it against the inner part of your forearm.

I haven't tried with a water bottle like that, but it might work. It's not like it's a huge investment if it doesn't.

Anonymous 02/13/16 (Sat) 19:16:34 No.16435

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OP needs one of these. One of a kind afaik.

TBH, I've done bananas, and they're too irritating. Bananas are almost entirely fiber, which although your butt is designed to pass, is like really fine sandpaper. Same with oatmeal, there are solid, scratchy plant parts inside it that are normally more thoroughly "softened" by the process of digestion. In the future I'm going to stick with mashed potatoes.

Anonymous 02/13/16 (Sat) 19:46:11 No.16438

>>16430

>>16435

I just did a small water enema with it and it's not the most comfortable thing ever, but it just werks.

I did let out the water almost immediately, though. When I do it with oatmeal, how long should I wait before letting it out (so only oatmeal comes out, no actual shit)?

Anonymous 02/13/16 (Sat) 21:01:54 No.16442

>>16438

The amount of shit coming out depends on what/when you've eaten, not necessarily how long the oatmeal is up there, so I'd say if you want to feel desperate to go for longer leave it as long as you'd like

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:47:53 No.16488

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Any advice for someone hoping to become a bedwetter?

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 22:13:31 No.16490

As a general rule of thumb, if it feels slightly unpleasant in your top end don't put it in your bottom end. This does not imply that it is not dangerous if you like it in your top end, but it sure as hell says that you should not put it in your bottom end.

So if we apply this rule hot oatmeal is a no go. Warm oatmeal? Maybe.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 22:19:01 No.16491

>>16488

I've been doing this about 4 weeks now and I'm starting to see results:

1. drink a pint of water/squash/etc. every night before bed

2. go to sleep

3. if you wake up needing to pee, just wet and go back to sleep

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:05:58 No.16492

>>16491

Ok good, I'm on the right track already.

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 00:23:45 No.16551

>>16435