As someone who has regularly bought diapers from stores…I figure I can post with confidence.
>Buy out of town
This is the only thing you really need to worry about. In my observations, the "chans" and this fetish in particular, are loaded with subs, and shy people with some form of social anxiety. Y'all are really cute, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Anyway, the only thing you really have to worry about is meeting someone you know. So, shop out of town. I live in a small town with a tight church community. Word would spread quickly, as I know quite a few people here. It may easily get back to my boss, who is judgmental and racist, which could horribly impact my career; so believe me when I say, I know your pain.
Again, just shop out of town.
>If you can't shop out of town, reduce exposure to people you know
Buy at walmart at night, no one you know will be there, ignore the staff.
>Ignore anyone you don't know personally
Everyone knows you're a sick pervert; they're pulling their kids aside, casting glances, and will tell mean stories about you to their friends. Fuck them. They don't know you, it won't get back to you, and more people acknowledged you existed during the drive to the store.
>Think up a story
This is impractical, because it doesn't matter. But for your own mental hurdles, just remember that you're running errands for a friend. No details, just that. Ambiguity will only reinforce the alibi; too much detail will raise suspicion, and leave more room for a nervous slip-up. Only speak when spoken to.
>Cashiers don't give a fuck.
Pharmacy cashiers are specifically told not to give a fuck. Half the store is embarrassing shit. After seeing ten old men buy lube, viagra and an energy drink, one random due (or chick, [call me]) buying diapers of any kind, doesn't even register with them.
>Buy with cash.
This is simple, and it's really to help your confidence, unless it's a requirement due to your situation.
I have my own place, car, bank account, and credit card; so I don't give a fuck, or carry cash. But don't use your Dad's credit card.
>Don't give a fuck
It doesn't matter if you look guilty as sin, nobody fucking cares, and if they do, they don't fucking matter.
>Don't give a fuck
See above
>Shop at medical supply stores
Seriously, I bought diapers, obviously in my size, while obviously waddling because I was wearing one already, and they were the nicest people ever.
They went out of their way to imply I was buying for someone else, even though it was plain as day that they were for me.
A medical supply salesperson's job is to make you feel as comfortable as possible. In my experience, they're very professional.
>Don't give a fuck
Again, the only thing that matters is not meeting someone you know. Let me explain.
I bought depends, once every few days, same person each time at walmart. They recognized me and greeted me. They gave no fucks.
I bought Attends, Epsom Salts, Baby powder, and air freshener, all at the same time. Cashier didn't say a word. I intentionally made eye contact several times.
I bought Goodnites, Legos, and baby powder. Cashier didn't give a fuck.
I buy Rite-Aid brand adult pull-ups with overnight absorbency in two sizes, frequently, from the same place. The cashiers have done a double take, eyed me strangely, but have never said anything. (side note, those pull-ups are fucking amazing for absorbency. I highly recommend)
I've bought two types of depends, prune juice (that stuff is wicked) diaper rash ointment, and girls one-piece pajamas (I'm a dude with a scruffy beard) and yeah, I did get some odd looks from the lady in line, but cashier said nothing except "would you like double bags?" and "here's your receipt."
Remember this, cashiers are hired only to collect money. If they're doing things that make you uncomfortable, you're less likely to spend money. Their managers fucking hate that. You have every right and capacity to tell a manager that "X" cashier is making you uncomfortable based on the products you purchased. If you so choose, you can speak with them and tell them so. Even they don't give a fuck what you buy, as long as you're spending money at their store. (this is only more true at larger stores like wallmart)
In conclusion, buying diapers is only a matter of making sure noone you actually know, sees you do it. Every type of person for every type or reason buy every type of diaper, all the time. You don't stand out at all. You are your own worst enemy. Stop giving a fuck and start getting padded.