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/acb/ - Where the only rules are "no spamming" and "global rules apply".

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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /acb/

A board where you can do and post what you want.

Board Rules:

- No spamming

- Follow global rules

That's pretty much it. Enjoy.

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 No.361

I kinda want to advertise on /b/, but I'm afraid It'll bring the spammer here…




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 No.126[Reply]

WEBM Thread

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 No.346

File: 1451479906944.webm (2.32 MB, 640x368, 40:23, frag_1.webm)

>>345

>If we get a stable userbase I think it'll be good.

Most seems to have fucked off back to the cancer breeding grounds because muh PPH.

I'm getting more and more annoyed by the captcha more than anything else. I'm pretty much only going to 8chan for /vr/ and this board now and this bloody nuisance is startin' to get on me nerves.

>I don't mind being the /am/ of /b/.

I remember going to the tea party there but not much beyond that. They split from /a/ because of a disagreement over rules or somesuch and didn't get as much anons as they hoped. Am I missing something?


 No.355

File: 1451781095539.webm (5.83 MB, 960x540, 16:9, blocklivesmatter.webm)

might try re-encoding this.


 No.356

File: 1452672713952.webm (3.81 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, merry phosphorus.webm)


 No.360

File: 1454877171625.webm (1.29 MB, 720x404, 180:101, pope.webm)


 No.367

File: 1457078154549.webm (5.17 MB, 200x230, 20:23, miracle hinacle.webm)




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 No.334[Reply]

Not getting a blowjob, but watching blowjob porn is gay as fuck. Shit like this is:

>>>/wx/23768

>>>/wx/43565

>>>/wx/83

>>>/webm/6154

The focus is completely on the guys dick for fucks sake.

For some of them it isn't, but but the "aesthetically pleasing" ones focus a lot on the dick.

Discuss.

 No.335

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I think you're just gay. I watched all the videos and if you pay attention it always seems to focus on the womans lips. Sorry OP, but it seems you love dick. >>>/cuteboys/ Have fun.


 No.336

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>>334

> for fucks sake.


 No.343

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It's not gay if it's a feminine dick though.


 No.364

>>334

>watching blowjob porn is gay

Not if you're female though

Stop presuming everyone here is male


 No.366

>>364

>Stop presuming anyone is here




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 No.350[Reply]

Minesweeper

 No.363

File: 1455798865346.jpg (81.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, swinekeeper.jpg)

Swinekeeper




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 No.348[Reply]

Post general custom css and some other scripts you have.

I'm trying to teach myself bash and I'm currently trying to make a script that downloads every image in a thread.

But while I don't have shit I've personally made, I have some cool shit some other anons made:

//Hide reply numbers
function hide() {
this.style.display = 'none';
}
$('.mentioned').each(hide);

//hide thread
div[id="8ch-bottom"], div[id="8ch-top-ads"] {
display: none !important;
}

From another board.

function colortest-skulls
{
local f=3
local b=4
local bold=$'\033[1m'
local reset=$'\033[0m'

for j in f b; do
for i in {0..7}; do
printf -v $j$i %b "\033[${!j}${i}m"
done
done

cat << EOF
$bold
$f0 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f1 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f2 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f3 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄
$f0 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f1 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f2 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f3 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀
$f0 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f1 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f2 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f3 ██ ▀███▀ ██
$f0 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f1 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f2 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f3 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄
$f0 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f1 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f2 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f3 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀

$f4 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f5 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f6 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f7 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄
$f4 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f5 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f6 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f7 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀
$f4 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f5 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f6 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f7 ██ ▀███▀ ██
$f4 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f5 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f6 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f7 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄
$f4 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f5 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f6 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f7 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀
$r
EOF
}

from a /tech/ thread.

 No.359

This code is probably pretty messy, but whatever. This fixes the number of images in a thead correctly.

The current one doesn't count the images OP posted when he started the thread.

It also doesn't take into account multi-image posting.

I don't know how to get it working in the catalog. It displays the number of images in the replies correctly, but doesn't count images in the beginning of the thread.

I have no idea why it's even displaying the reply numbers correctly in the first place, so I'm pretty confused…

/*correctly displays the image count*/
$('document').ready( function () {

var threadNum = (document.location.pathname + document.location.search).split('/');
threadNum = threadNum[threadNum.length -1].split('+')[0].split('.')[0];
var replies = $('#thread_'+ threadNum +' > div.post.reply:not(.post-hover):not(.inline)');

//images in OP
var threadStart = $('#thread_'+ threadNum +' > div.files');
var threadFiles = threadStart.find(' > .file');
var first = threadFiles.length;

//images in replies
//finds all replies with images.
var imgReplies = replies.filter(function(){
return $(this).find('> .files').text().trim() != false;
});
//gets the number of images in each reply
var imgCounts = imgReplies.map( function () {
var files = $(this).find('> .files');
//console.log(files);
return files.find(' > .file').length;
});
//sums up the number of images.
/*will use reduce function later for cleaner code*/
var count = 0;
for(var i = 0; i < imgCounts.length; i++){
count += imgCounts[i];
}
//adds number of images from replies and first post together.
$('#thread_stats_images').text(count + first);
});




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 No.357[Reply]

I wanted to make a thread about apngs, but I didn't really think there was much to go off of.

For the few people who still check this place, what small boards do you visit that you think are cool?

>>>/apng/

>>>/puzzle/

>>>/svidya/

>>>/agdg/

I'd also like to see >>>/neu/ become active again. It had an interesting culture.

 No.358

I check up on >>>/len/ from time to time. Also >>>/agdg/ but I've stayed away lately since I don't have time to develop my own shit and I'd just end up being jelly.




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 No.349[Reply]

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ .



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 No.158[Reply]

daily reminder hotdud and jim are in cahoots /b/ros

 No.279

>>158

oh, so they're both retarded.


 No.327

bump


 No.330

I don't doubt it. Hotwheels is kind of a dick.




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 No.328[Reply]

>yfw the french already invented memes thousands of years ago

 No.329

File: 1449794287411.jpg (36.54 KB, 624x351, 16:9, mass shooting Paris.jpg)

Don't hate just because their memes are good enough to kill for.




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 No.325[Reply]

trolling scammers :)



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 No.123[Reply]

Thank you for stopping by Masterchan.

Their is a meeting going on between 8ch/69chan/masterchan/finalchan

Come join us, voice your opinions/ideas..

https://masterchan.org/b/thread/124118

 No.140

no


 No.169

Gay


 No.264

>>123

>Their is a meeting going on between 8ch/69chan

>69chan

You are telling them how are you going to fuck up their site next?


 No.321

Okay. I've been there before, but I don't go there often. I started sometime in May.




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 No.204[Reply]

who's the biggest piece of shit on the net

pic related….post who you think is the most vile scumbag on the internet……

 No.206

File: 1449456685178.gif (871.53 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1445488010156-1.gif)

On the internet?

I'd say… the faggots who are trying to maintain the TPP. That shit's going to nuke the internet back to the stone age.


 No.267

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>>204

You

Maybe me actually


 No.268

>>267

I'm only a medium sized piece of shit


 No.275

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>>267

>that pic

top kek


 No.320

Y U MAKE FUN OF WEIRD AL??




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 No.291[Reply]

How horny are you?

would you fuck this chick?

be honest

 No.294

File: 1449536293934.jpg (254.66 KB, 1008x755, 1008:755, jkhkjhkkkkskks.jpg)

how about now?


 No.317

>>294

I'd give her to ISIS so they can behead her for me. Then i'd go there.


 No.319

>>317

outsourcing work is bad for the economy decapitate her yourself




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 No.318[Reply]

Interesting Military Weaponry/Transport.



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 No.129[Reply]

New Pluto images. Probably the best we're going to see in our lifetimes.

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 No.243

New photos? I thought the images we got recently were from a probe they sent out a decade ago that finally made it to Pluto and quickly shot past it. New Horizons was it? Is that probe still near Pluto?


 No.269

File: 1449507624886.jpg (28.66 KB, 620x348, 155:87, pluto.jpg)


 No.283

File: 1449519678746.jpg (380.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Flowing-Ice-Discovered-by-….jpg)

Wow, some of these pictures are really good. I wonder if there are any living species there.


 No.312

>>243

Near is relative. But New Horizons did not send the data back to the Earth so it could take as much pics as possible when it was the nearest to Pluto.


 No.313

>>312

make that "did not send data back to the Earth right away"




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