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/acb/ - Where the only rules are "no spamming" and "global rules apply".

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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /acb/

A board where you can do and post what you want.

Board Rules:

- No spamming

- Follow global rules

That's pretty much it. Enjoy.

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 No.361

I kinda want to advertise on /b/, but I'm afraid It'll bring the spammer here…




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 No.377[Reply]

I know you're dead, /acb/, but my love for you will never die.



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 No.371[Reply]

Post the last thing you fapped to.

 No.372

Everyone's doing nofap, huh?




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 No.357[Reply]

I wanted to make a thread about apngs, but I didn't really think there was much to go off of.

For the few people who still check this place, what small boards do you visit that you think are cool?

>>>/apng/

>>>/puzzle/

>>>/svidya/

>>>/agdg/

I'd also like to see >>>/neu/ become active again. It had an interesting culture.

 No.358

I check up on >>>/len/ from time to time. Also >>>/agdg/ but I've stayed away lately since I don't have time to develop my own shit and I'd just end up being jelly.


 No.373

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posting some apngs…

the gastly one might be fucked up…




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 No.370[Reply]

Value logic?

Can't stand fallacies and shitposting?

Come to >>>/logic/ and it's child boards!

>>>/logicpol/



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 No.126[Reply]

WEBM Thread

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 No.356

File: 1452672713952.webm (3.81 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, merry phosphorus.webm)


 No.360

File: 1454877171625.webm (1.29 MB, 720x404, 180:101, pope.webm)


 No.367

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 No.368

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please hotwheels, for the love of god

fix your fucking site.


 No.369

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 No.334[Reply]

Not getting a blowjob, but watching blowjob porn is gay as fuck. Shit like this is:

>>>/wx/23768

>>>/wx/43565

>>>/wx/83

>>>/webm/6154

The focus is completely on the guys dick for fucks sake.

For some of them it isn't, but but the "aesthetically pleasing" ones focus a lot on the dick.

Discuss.

 No.335

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I think you're just gay. I watched all the videos and if you pay attention it always seems to focus on the womans lips. Sorry OP, but it seems you love dick. >>>/cuteboys/ Have fun.


 No.336

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>>334

> for fucks sake.


 No.343

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It's not gay if it's a feminine dick though.


 No.364

>>334

>watching blowjob porn is gay

Not if you're female though

Stop presuming everyone here is male


 No.366

>>364

>Stop presuming anyone is here




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 No.350[Reply]

Minesweeper

 No.363

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Swinekeeper




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 No.348[Reply]

Post general custom css and some other scripts you have.

I'm trying to teach myself bash and I'm currently trying to make a script that downloads every image in a thread.

But while I don't have shit I've personally made, I have some cool shit some other anons made:

//Hide reply numbers
function hide() {
this.style.display = 'none';
}
$('.mentioned').each(hide);

//hide thread
div[id="8ch-bottom"], div[id="8ch-top-ads"] {
display: none !important;
}

From another board.

function colortest-skulls
{
local f=3
local b=4
local bold=$'\033[1m'
local reset=$'\033[0m'

for j in f b; do
for i in {0..7}; do
printf -v $j$i %b "\033[${!j}${i}m"
done
done

cat << EOF
$bold
$f0 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f1 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f2 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f3 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄
$f0 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f1 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f2 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f3 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀
$f0 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f1 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f2 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f3 ██ ▀███▀ ██
$f0 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f1 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f2 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f3 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄
$f0 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f1 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f2 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f3 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀

$f4 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f5 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f6 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ $f7 ▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄
$f4 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f5 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f6 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀ $f7 ▀▀▄ ▄█████████▄ ▄▀▀
$f4 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f5 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f6 ██ ▀███▀ ██ $f7 ██ ▀███▀ ██
$f4 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f5 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f6 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄ $f7 ▄ ▀████▀████▀ ▄
$f4 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f5 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f6 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀ $f7 ▀█ ██▀█▀██ █▀
$r
EOF
}

from a /tech/ thread.

 No.359

This code is probably pretty messy, but whatever. This fixes the number of images in a thead correctly.

The current one doesn't count the images OP posted when he started the thread.

It also doesn't take into account multi-image posting.

I don't know how to get it working in the catalog. It displays the number of images in the replies correctly, but doesn't count images in the beginning of the thread.

I have no idea why it's even displaying the reply numbers correctly in the first place, so I'm pretty confused…

/*correctly displays the image count*/
$('document').ready( function () {

var threadNum = (document.location.pathname + document.location.search).split('/');
threadNum = threadNum[threadNum.length -1].split('+')[0].split('.')[0];
var replies = $('#thread_'+ threadNum +' > div.post.reply:not(.post-hover):not(.inline)');

//images in OP
var threadStart = $('#thread_'+ threadNum +' > div.files');
var threadFiles = threadStart.find(' > .file');
var first = threadFiles.length;

//images in replies
//finds all replies with images.
var imgReplies = replies.filter(function(){
return $(this).find('> .files').text().trim() != false;
});
//gets the number of images in each reply
var imgCounts = imgReplies.map( function () {
var files = $(this).find('> .files');
//console.log(files);
return files.find(' > .file').length;
});
//sums up the number of images.
/*will use reduce function later for cleaner code*/
var count = 0;
for(var i = 0; i < imgCounts.length; i++){
count += imgCounts[i];
}
//adds number of images from replies and first post together.
$('#thread_stats_images').text(count + first);
});




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 No.349[Reply]

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ .



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 No.158[Reply]

daily reminder hotdud and jim are in cahoots /b/ros

 No.279

>>158

oh, so they're both retarded.


 No.327

bump


 No.330

I don't doubt it. Hotwheels is kind of a dick.




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 No.328[Reply]

>yfw the french already invented memes thousands of years ago

 No.329

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Don't hate just because their memes are good enough to kill for.




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 No.325[Reply]

trolling scammers :)



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 No.123[Reply]

Thank you for stopping by Masterchan.

Their is a meeting going on between 8ch/69chan/masterchan/finalchan

Come join us, voice your opinions/ideas..

https://masterchan.org/b/thread/124118

 No.140

no


 No.169

Gay


 No.264

>>123

>Their is a meeting going on between 8ch/69chan

>69chan

You are telling them how are you going to fuck up their site next?


 No.321

Okay. I've been there before, but I don't go there often. I started sometime in May.




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 No.204[Reply]

who's the biggest piece of shit on the net

pic related….post who you think is the most vile scumbag on the internet……

 No.206

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On the internet?

I'd say… the faggots who are trying to maintain the TPP. That shit's going to nuke the internet back to the stone age.


 No.267

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>>204

You

Maybe me actually


 No.268

>>267

I'm only a medium sized piece of shit


 No.275

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>>267

>that pic

top kek


 No.320

Y U MAKE FUN OF WEIRD AL??




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