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I don't know why I have to go out of my way to say this, but


Suggest an OP asking for advice kill themselves. If you can't offer real advice don't say anything at all. From this point forward I'll start taking action against it.

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i still love her and she does want children just not yet

how do i revive her sexdrive?


Start having shitloads of fun without her, come home in a great mood, excited to leave the house to go do things, etc. She'll eventually pick up on the excited energy, and once the blood is flowing in a general sense, she'll be way more frisky.

The question is whether or not it's worth it. I find most women almost insufferable. You have to decide if she's the one to have your kids, and a big part of that question is whether or not - in her mind - you're the one to have hers. If she doesn't want your babies, you're wasting your time with her, and if you think it's sexless now, just wait until you have kids and you're busy wiping shit-smeared asses and waking up to warm up milk bottles at 3am every day, sleeping 3 hours before working your 10 hour shifts. Sex will be a thing of the past - you have to love her to stay under those conditions.


why would u want kids? We are living in end times. Try to imagine how good the future will be when human ingenuity collides with nature. We're doomed. Overpopulation is a real issue. The only way out is to replace ourselves with machines.


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I think i need serious help because i have been pushed around by society and other people so much i have become a dick or an asshole to other people and when i have confidence i guess i act like an aggressive asshole who is really happy with life and others try to push me down so i be submissive and a beta

whenever i am chill and just trying to be myself other people try to shit on me, i am trying to find out how to be social and nice to other people without being a pushover, i think there is something really wrong with me at this point because i dont trust anyone and im not suicidal but i want to know how do i be nice and social so others are comfortable around me? i have a type a personality and i like to win, meaning i may be a dick sometimes but i hate this and i dont want to be a dick to other people, i want to be nice but i have been pushed around so much i am afraid

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What is the meaning of life if you are not exceptional in any way, if you do not look exceptional, if you do not have exceptional talent, if you were not born in a unique place, you don't have any unique skills, and you don't have a bigger goal in life?

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Hey guys, I need help understanding why my friend got so upset at me during an argument we were having. I was basically arguing that if a person would not pursue a relationship with someone they liked because the person they liked had a micropenis, they are a worse person than someone that would stick around and overlook their shortcoming. He said it was awful and gross to feel that way, and that it says nothing to their morality. What do you guys think?

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I sleep 9 hours, it should be fine. If I cannot fell asleep I take Atarax, but not making much. I was taking sertraline for 2 months, but quited it 2-3 weeks ago.

I have not energy to do anything else than lurking and doing homework.

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I have plenty of money and can do w/e to prove I'm not a cop. I just want this kid scared that he will die, not to actually be killed. A deep web link that isn't some honeypot would be appreciated.

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One of my friends just told me about his depression and suicidal intentions, and want to help him, I just don't know how…

he seems very convinced that there's no way out.

how can I help him? what helped you?


just be a good friend and listen

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need tips on getting top online status to become something greater than myself. I am feeling worthless on the inside and I need some protection. Any advice will do, I just need to fill this void.

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I want to learn coding/programing but i dont know where to start

i have these ebooks but how do i actually start writing code and practicing?

also what language should i learn first


I usually go to school because it gives me a reason to do useless project that help me learn. Other than that, I usually recommend learning C first then C++. Then langauge such python or Java might become extra easy to read, thereforce easier to learn.

But the goal shouldn't be about simply learning a language, the more interesting stuff comes after. Making diagram of logical structure and applying many mathematical and statistical concept in order to get a result from a problem or your curiosity. I might(probably will) write a guide here in the next day, just tell me your goal and I'll do my best to guide you!



thanks man really appreciate it!



yeah another question i have is where do i write the code?

do i have to download a program and input it or do i just type it in notepad or what?



well you gotta practice in programs like visual studio



The best way to practice is to have an idea for a project you want to implement.

Not something too hard or time consuming at first.

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Despite how many year I've been here, my english might feel trash.

I don't know how many people are out there reading these post, but for anyone reading this and feeling like they're failing their life in their early 20s, pls take care of yourself.

Taking care of yourself doesn't mean pizza on bed. This is comfort, it's going to end you in pain during your mid 20s.

here's a list of thing you should always do:

>shower every single day

>use conditioner after shampoo

>men shampoo or 2 in one are trash

>look for shampoo ingredient

>you can care about exfoliator

>if you feel down, fasting for a good 24h and take a walk can help you out

>eat no bread, no rice, no pasta, no sugar and you will loose weight

>always have a proper haircut for your head, don't be scared to experiment(look a kpop guy I dunno)

>trust /fa/

>remember zyzz

>mewing work

>always read a book

>always read a textbook

>go to university if it's affordable

>get a job

>don't ever get any debt


>have a dream, even if it's dumb

A complex routine, gives you a complex life with complex achievement.

pleas, if you're an incel, go see psychologist or something. You need it.

take care of yourself. I care about you all. In the end, I grew up with you all.

please be true.


Thank you. Even tho theres nothing to say youte advice is better than others, somehow its compelling and I needed exactly that.

Take care of yourself too anon, dont forget your own advice.


>tfw my hair looks like shit


On a serious note, thanks anon. True self-betterment is empowering



"i care about you all"

"in the end I grew up with you all."

exactly that

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My mom pissed me off (I think she wanted to upset me and record it) for no reason what should I do? I didn't really get angry just snippy.

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Basically I live with a complete fucking subhuman and I can't yet move out, is there anything I can do to make his life besides beating the shit out of him(that'll get me evicted)

>doesn't shower for 5 months+

>doesn't even flush his shit sometimes

>eats complete trash and drinks soda all day

>does completely nothing all day, expect for laying in his bed and watching REACTION VIDEOS/retarded shit vidya gameplay footage

>is unreactive to any attempts to curtail his behaviour eg. sleep depriving with playing vidya on max volume without headphones, pouring entire pot of used water on his bed, filling his bed with trash so and so forth

Just as I started to put my shit together and life got better I moved into this dorm and it became a fucking carnal purgatory.

He is a complete cattle but is there anything I can do to make his life at least just as miserable? My willpower has been nuked into null after living there for a while, same with my mental health and physical fitness(lost about 11 kg of weight over half of a year)



Post is slightly gibberish but bear with me, I am mentally unhinged most of the time

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I have this broken screen iPhone And I want to connect it to myPC but it doesnt recognize the USB. It does recognize my Motorola Phone tho.

What can I do So my PC lets me ser the Photoshop on my Samsung?



Photoshop not Photoshop

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