Break up a couple?

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Break up a couple? Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 06:33:40 3fd4d5 No.483

I need to end my brother's relationship with his girlfriend. I have no interest in dating her myself, shes just rude as hell and refuses to pay rent, so I want her out of my apartment. How can I cause a schism between these two?

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 03:47:20 cfaeb3 No.487

have sex with her

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 01:33:14 7b8461 No.493

Assume a strong position of authority. It's your apartment, and you have the right to decide who stays there. Flat-out tell her to leave, making it clear that you mean business. If she continues to refuse, threaten to get law enforcement involved.

I think this is a better solution than trying to break them up. Rather than deliberately ruining your brother's relationship, you're just dealing with the problem in your immediate life, so he can continue to see her if he chooses to. If she's as shitty as you're describing, eventually they will break up on their own and he will see your superior wisdom.

Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 19:09:08 581392 No.501

>>483

Pressure your brother to pay her share of rent. Eventually he'll cave or gtfo.

Anonymous 07/28/15 (Tue) 05:24:02 947fef No.520

>>483

Since you mentioned only moving his girlfriend out of the apartment, I assume you want your brother to stay. However, I don't think your brother is going to listen to you. Unless there are cracks showing in their relationships already you won't have much of a chance and your brother would move out with his girlfriend. That being the case, like others have said, tell her to pay up or you'll evict her, it is your apartment and it's under your name (hopefully).