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7e2b55 No.550

Hey /adv/ I need to find a job. I have been neet for about 2 years now and am on the verge of being kicked out. I have no car, no resume, no experience, no busline near me, no reliable ride, and I am a complete social retard who is too nervous to even go in stores to apply. I have applied online to the places within walking distance, but some of the places you can't apply online. Even though I have applied to about 6-7 places the past 2 years (this will be my third or fourth time applying to publix which is my least favorite option) I have never gotten a single call or email back and when I call them (which I can barely handle) they say they aren't hiring/other bullshit reason.

Please help, I don't know what to do. If I don't get a job quick I'm homeless. I already tried searching craigslist but there is nothing in walking distance nor any jobs I can do from home.

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2cd052 No.552

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>Being this much of a fuckup

I really don't know what to say, anon. I really just can't comprehend how someone can be this pathetic. Bravo. I don't think there's anything anyone can do to help you now, lad.

(now now, we're here to motivate, not demotivate)

7d261a No.570

>>550

>>No resume

fucking make one, it's not that hard

>>No experience

no problem, just take a bunch of meaningless tests that give you certs - like being a licensed pesticide sprayer - in my state it costs you like 25 bucks and you get like 15 neato certificates you can put on a resume

>>Social Retardation

Take vitamin D supplements, get a group of friends online/through an mmo, and practice through vent or something. Vitamin D is missing from a lot of NEETs lives if they never go out - it's a chemical that affects how well your brain recieves dopamene, and it can both make happier, and less of a beta. Also get more sun, you cannot OD on vitamin D, and that's the main way you get it. On the Social bit, it might be a good idea to check out your FLGS, and see if they have anything interesting going on like Friday Night Magic, or Thursday afternood DnD. Just remember your manners when talking to people; Please, Thank You, Excuse Me, and I Apologize (not sorry, makes you sound like a bitch, and don't say it too often neither.)

>>Everything Else

Will come easily if you get a job, and aren't a retard about spending your money. Buy food from store, not mcdonalds. Buy games used, or don't buy them at all. Most important of all, don't give up because you're going to make it somehow, I believe in you, little faglet!


b3bb49 No.597

Publix wants you to apply in person anyway. They have a computer at the front of the store that you're supposed to use to fill out your application. You're first step to getting a job needs to be to go to different stores IRL and applying there.


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81f367 No.612

>>550

Is school not an option at all anon? Loans suck, but if you can get through a CS or engineering program you still come out way ahead. Even if your grades/SAT were shit you can usually start at CC, keep your GPA high, get involved in extra-circulars, and then transfer to a good university.

It may sound like a lot of work, but if you can manage you are set for life financially.




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