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Some advice. Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 06:43:24 846656 No.553

Nobody likes a shill.

Anonymous ## Board Owner 08/03/15 (Mon) 06:54:38 c3a25d No.555

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And?

I've gotten more posts an uips in an hour than in the past week. Lets see you do better

Better Advice Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 07:04:47 7293ba No.557

You probably can't even define "shill" without the aid of Google.

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 08:17:03 225a2c No.561

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I'll bite >>555;

Why did you post on monster?

I'm clearly so detached from reality I'm looking for girls with bestial, and in some cases, straight outta lovecraftian traits, clearly nothing you say will bring me back to sanity.

Since I'm already here, a question. How would I go about convincing the paladins in my area that my ookumade girlfriend isn't going to be killed by a raid by raiders using RAID, she just hates it, without encouraging them?

Pic related, it's my fictional girlfriend that turns me on more than human girls because everything else in my life fell apart, and the idea of a girl unconditionally loving me is more beautiful than any physical abberation she might have.

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 08:30:51 0eec1d No.563

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>>555

You're the owner of /doc/, yes?

>>561

I think she's cute, friend. Even though I fucking hate centipedes

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 08:36:37 225a2c No.564

>>563

Thanks, she's a little shy around people because they feel the same way at least I'd like to think so because then I'd get to play protective, while if I had a human girlfriend I'd be called 'controlling' and the sentiment would be lose

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 09:21:06 0eec1d No.565

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>>564

I think living inna woods would be best for you guys, but It's see what you mean about the being protective thing. I mean it's only natural. I've never been in love, had a crush or even a waufu so I'm kind of jealous of you, friend.

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 10:11:20 225a2c No.572

>>565

Have you tried a Tulpa? All the benefits of inevitably going postal from lack of love, appreciation or accomplishment in this cold dead world, but you get a qt 3.14 waifu with as many monstrous parts as you can dream of