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With this board no longer being used, i've decided to merge support with this one and the other 8ch /adv/ board.

If you have any questions or feel like helping others out, please feel free to come over to the board at:

>>>/adv/

I can't guarantee that posting in this board will get you replies, nor will it be as moderated.

Thank you.

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How do I embed a YouTube video here?

I notice just posting the link doesn't show the video in the thread. I've seen people post videos directly to the thread. How do I do it?
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do you think its realistic to just not date because its a waste of time? the way i see it, if you need to go through a thousand turn-downs to find even one girl who even vaguely likes you, you need to be a masochist or have cast iron self esteem. this includes not hiring prostitutes because it's just hollow sex.

or am i just a whiny self loathing little bitch? that's the logical conclusion i reach every time i think about this.

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I want to go to a strip club. should I?
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Do girls actually like this shit?
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Is this what passive aggressiveness is like and how do I deal with/fixit?

She's been acting like this almost every time I talk with her on Facebook. Our most recent conversation was on how many calories a guy burns when doing the dirty. There's that myth that having sex burns more calories than most other exercises, which many sources say that an average male burns 21 cal/6 mins, and she's not making any argument to counteract my statement except for that it's not true, and that she's talked with her nurse about it once. After quoting many sources and sending links, all I get are one word answers and a thumbs up symbol.

She's done this many times before, when I say some stupid shit and she takes it the wrong way i.e. me mocking her co-worker complaining about her anxiety, I apologize many times and all she says is mhm or K. That's just one example of many others not even related to her anxiety in any way.

I don't know, could someone tell if this is an example of passive aggressiveness or not? If not, please tell me what it is. It is stressing me out so badly I'm not sure what to do, I just know we can't stay together much longer if this keeps going.

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Just went on a date with a grill yesterday, went excellent end ended with playing vidya and then making out. She wants to come over Monday already.

My question is….how soon do I tell her that I lied about working with my dad's business, and am actually a long term NEET semi-hikikomori? It's because of health reasons, like yesterday we went on a looooooong bike ride, and midway through I was struggling mightily and started getting headaches. Today I have literally been in bed all day recovering from yesterday, I couldn't even get to sleep until 4am.
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I'm a white guy, dating an asian girl, are there any things I should be aware of given that her parents come from Korea?
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Referring a friend.

1. Is this board still alive?

2. Can I get some advice?

I'll try to make it short:

>out of uni 2 years or so

>was great at uni, got a job fast, talent recognized. etc

>switch jobs for a 15k+ raise and better working conditions and benefits

>work there for a few months

>friend looking for new job

>we're hiring

>have reservations because not sure if friend is competant.

>been a year since he's been in the field, does side projects, seems to know what he's talking about most of the time

>refer him in

>team interviews him, they like him, but want to test him

>I have to make the test. boss emails it to him

>he has one week

>this weekend hang out with him, he's frustrated by the test, can barely get started and says he feels stupid

>spend an hour talking to another friend about my reservations, worries, and talking about other friends shortcomings trying to figure out if he's qualified or if I've just shot myself in the foot as far as referrel's go.

so. advice. How do I help my friend without cronyism? How do I tell me friend, without hurting his already shit pride/self confidence that he might not be good enough for the job. What do I do when he's bummed out and I have to deal with the fact that it was my test, which I thought was simple, that stumped him out and crushed his dreams?

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Addicted to the Surf

My dad is addicted to the Internet and the idea of Narcissistic people.

It's been about four months since he has had a blog about narcissism running. Since that time, he's gained probably 10 more lbs and quit his diet (He's obeast). He is a 70 year old man, yet acts like a chikd when told he is spending too much time on the computer. If we confront him about his weight, he deflects with how we are using logical fallacies and how we (we being me and stepmom) are being narcissists. There is work to be done around the house, and I can't balance it all. Sometimes the dogs will shit in the house because he is so caught up in his blog, it's honestly real Internet addiction. In a normal 12 hour day, I would say 10 of his are spent looking at some screen, either a television, computer, or phone. The only time I can get him out of the house is to go somewhere to eat.

How do I go about this? The goal would be to limit his Internet use to a point where it's unobtrusive. Also, we really want him to get his weight down. Recently counted, he takes 120+ extra vitamins, and even if they did anything, surely being overweight will be the bigger hindrance to his health. Any help on how to go about this would be great.

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gosh darnit

Did i fuck up?

Heres the story—

I'm at home chilling listenin' too some Mac demarco and minding my own business when suddenly one of my friends (who is a girl btw) messaged me telling she wanted to smoke and watch a movie and of course i said yes. She came over about 30 mins later and we watched ''The departed'. Forgot to mention that we sat on the couch while watching. Well anyways about 20 mins into the movie she layed down on the couch and put her legs on mine and we were just chillin yknow i asked her how her day has been and hows the relationship with h UCK YEACH BOY MACCI DAMAKO SHARK YEAH!

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For some reason, I cannot post images on a Mac does anybody know why?

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.437592

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It is bothering the hell out of me I need to know

Is someone cooked and eaten at every annual Renaissance Fair?

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I can't look at cute girls without feeling sad.
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i need to know this. i live in a house where we have to preserve heat as much as possible. what's the best thing to wear in the house to stay warm that you can move around easily in? i'm willing to invest in some semi-expensive sport wear if it means i'll be more comfortable. my nose is dripping right now.
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>girl at Jamba Juice I like
>go there almost every day
>talk to girl when I can
>sometimes ask her if she wants to hang out after work
>she always gives me a rain check

Is she busy or telling me she doesn't wanna hang out with me?
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White lumps on penis

Hey /advice/.
When I pull back my foreskin, underneath the head of my penis, I have these white little lumps. (Pic related. Like that, but not as bad)

Can I do anything to get rid of them? What do?
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I'm a neckbeard. What should I do about women constantly hitting on me. I simply don't believe an ugly faggot like me is or should be considered even remotely attractive to women. I'm also completely lacking in finances.

I'm more a ball than a catch even if you catch me on the out.

So what does this mean /advice/ ?

I'm fat now too. All in one! I don't trust females AT ALL. I think they're all scheming whores trying to stigmatize me into a rapist to justify their whorish yandere behavior. Yes, I think they're bad people for liking me lol

So, what would you advise. At this point I'm trying to dodge the supposed affections of every girl I know and work with.

If I didn't know any better, I THINK THE WOMEN WANT ME TO BE SEDUCED EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT LIKE ME.

If anyone has any advice for me PLEASE chime in.

thanks.
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Thinking of moving to a new city, after trade school. I'm think los angeles, I've been their a couple times and I enjoyed size of it, or Philadelphia, because its not Los Angeles. Tell me good things about Philadelphia. I already know pretty much every terrible thing about Los Angeles, so don't worry about warning me about it.
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yiff

hey /advice/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
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Unjust Release from Work

Hey /advice/, I'm at my wits end here. A few days ago, I was diagnosed with the flu. I went to my university health center, got checked out by them, was diagnosed with the flu, and then got notes to stay home from class and to get out of work. I work in food service and wanted to make sure that I didn't infect anyone. I called my boss to tell here I couldn't come in to work for a few days because I had the flu, and she flipped shit. She started going absolutely nuts, saying that if I went to the university health center then they're not real doctors (they are) and that if I didn't go to the ER and get a note from them then I didn't have a job any more. I went to the ER, who told me I had the flu (big surprise), charged me a ridiculous co-pay, and sent me home. The next day, my boss called and said that she didn't want to see me at work any more, that I completely fucked her over, and that she couldn't believe that I couldn't just suck it up and come in, even though I did every thing she asked. She said that she herself was running a fever and was still working, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. A bunch of people I know, including the people at the university health services, say that I should sue them for violating OSHA laws, but I don't have any money to hire a lawyer, and I have tons of other expenses, like loans and books to pay for. What do you guys think is the best option?
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stranded in israel with nothing

http://pastebin.com/embed_js.php?i=mqLCLFv9
I'm going to just keep bumping this thread with stories of my life until I get better.

>be me

> graduate hs in 2012 at age 16
>attend community college because poor
>one year passes by of monotony
>get associates of science with mediocre grades
> feel awful about life
>no money so go into navy
>won't let me be a nuke because mom is israeli
>"fuck it" go in as some shitty job
> make it three weeks before being kicked out for panic attacks
>arrive at parents house and feel worse than ever
> meet a 16 year old girl online-randomly
> march 2014
> decide to drive out to see her
> never find her
> feel awful
> eventually begin to feel good
> go back to school over the summer and start working again
> drive out to see her in September
> she has a great time
> she tells me a few weeks later that she is a lesbian
> she had previously been bi
> tells me that if she was straight she would totally date me
>decide ill be her friend still
> october comes-my birthday
>19
>decide to an hero
>dad takes me to hospital
> spend week in psychiatric hospital
> go back to school but feel empty
>November comes and decide to go to israel to get out of my slump
> now im in israel with nothing
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Procrastination

Sup /adv/,

I have a big problem with procrastination and I don't know what to do about it. I didn't think it was a big deal but I'm scared of failing my classes in college as of late. It's stressing me out. Is there anything you guys do to help with your procrastination problem? What can I do?

>Example: Today I told myself I was going to start my 5 page essay that's due next week as soon as I woke up but I procrastinated doing other shit, watching videos, playing video games, listening to music, talking to people and gf, ect. ect. It ended up being 9 pm and having only my name on microsoft word.
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banner pls

banner pls
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Birthday ideas

Hey guys, i'm having some idea issues at the moment and could use some help. You its my birthday coming up (im turning 20) and i need some ideas on what to do. I havent been able to come up with jack shit.

Thnaks.
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Tongue piercing

The other advice board is dead, so I'll post it here too. I want to get a tongue piercing.

>I know it's a bad idea and I don't give a fuck

>I know it'll make me look like a huge faggot but I don't give a fuck because gf likes the idea
>I know it's dangerous and it's very likely that it'll get infected

I need to get advice about how to keep it clean and minimize chance for infection. Also looking for general things I should know before getting aside from looking like a faggot, being a stupid decision, etc.
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I am completely friendless and have no social life, what do I do?

Hello, I am autistic, have social anxiety, have no friends and have a complete inability to form social relationships. I do not have a good relationship with my parents. I have no job and quit going to college when I burned out and fell into a deep depression. On the bright side, I am a computer programming genius and started weight lifting a bit ago (the Stronglifts 5x5 program) and doing tough 30 minutes interval running training. So far, I'm still doing small stuff but I'm working my way up: the bar is 45lbs and I can squat with an extra 80lb, overhead press with an extra 45lb and deadlift with an extra 80lb. Anyways, I'm having trouble with my overhead presses currently. What can I do to give more stability to my overhead presses? Just kidding, how can I make some friends and have some social contact, I'm lonely and depressed as fuck.
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This is pretty complex, but let me try to summarize.

Over four years ago I was in an online relationship with a girl. I was a reclusive shut-in, she had her own issues, we lived across the country from eachother. We talked constantly, but over time I grew apart from her.

I got tired of all the drama she was constantly creating. It was to an extent where I started to believe she was faking it, and she admitted a lot of it was. She did cruel, disgusting things to other people, and I disapproved of a lot of her lifestyle. Initially I just thought she was attractive physically, and over time that wasn't enough to distract from everything else.

At a certain point she started threatening suicide when she could tell I was thinking about dumping her.

Eventually I met someone else, in person. The most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life. I ended it with the previous girl and got together with her. It was a whirlwind romance, and within months we lived together. The issue there, of course, was that she had Borderline Personality Disorder, turned out to be completely batshit insane in her own -often very similar- ways, and after two years cheated on me and left me.

So I'm feeling pretty miserable. This girl turned my life upside-down and left me in the middle of no where. That's an entirely different story, but I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder during this period. Feeling completely alone, I was calling people, sometimes just to apologize. Various people the second girl had cut me off from, among them was this one.

I just wanted to apologize for cutting her off suddenly, that I knew how it felt, and I just wanted her to have closure, but she didn't want closure.

She hounded me after that. I said I just wanted to be friends. She didn't want to get me back on the rebound, did she? Oh, but she did. Two years passed, and it was like nothing had changed to her. She wanted us to go right back to online dating. Mind you, I've still never met this girl. I'm completely isolated, a girl I was actually engaged to has just left me penniless and cut off from everyone, and here's someone from my past reaching out to me constantly, wanting to talk all day, and I felt bad about how things ended, so eventually I relented.

I didn't want to go back out with her, I don't want to be in an online relationship, period. But I'm alone and have no one to talk to, so I went along with it. I feel no attraction to her. In the two years we were apart she seems to have put on a considerable amount of weight as well.

All the personality traits are still there, and what's more from having lived with an even more extreme version, I recognize all her traits as BPD, she's just more passive-aggressive about it. Where the one I lived with would have screaming fits, break things, fake injuries and so on, this one is more inclined towards peeing in your shampoo, shaving her pubes and putting them on your mattress, running your tooth brush between her butt cheeks and so on (these are things she did to her college roommates, and then acted confused when I said this made me hesitant to want to live with her.)

She has no interest in anything I do, insults and belittles me constantly, and guilts me into doing the things she wants to. Most of our conversations play out the same.

One of two things happens. "Talk to me. You're not talking to me. Talk to me about something." So I go through a list of topics. My hobbies and interests "I don't want to hear about nerd stuff." "That's guy stuff, it's boring and stupid." The news and current events "The news is boring and depressing, I don't watch it and don't want to hear about it." basically anything other than her, how her day was, things that interest her and sex are the only things she's willing to discuss. She's excused this by saying she's an INTJ which she's taken to mean she's a genius asshole.

(continued, body too long error.)
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I'm 19, and I want to fuck a short haired women in her late 40s to early 50s. How do I go about this?
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So I finally got my first girlfriend at 19 years of age. I've had kisses and makeout sessions before, and sex one time.
Now I was ready for a relationship and fell in love. She's a virgin, I'm her second boyfriend ever (My relationship is already longer than her last, and it was 6 years ago)
I really need advice on the fact that she was out of town for 3 months a week after I asked her out. During maybe the beginning of second month of her being gone, my buddy had a party. Where I got stupid drunk and made out with two girls. One was just on me, the other one I saw an image of my girlfriend and she was almost the same girl in everything and I made out with her. She wanted a relationship but after an hour of sobering up and a liter of water I realized I fucked up and told her I don't want anything with her when she had feelings.
Is that considered cheating? I have not told her for over 2 months. I know I fucked up but I swore to myself that I will never do it again and completely stopped drinking to become Drunk.

pic related: its alcohol
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paramedic

I've been thinking of becoming a paramedic. Is it a good choice? Seems interesting to me.
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what to do..

>start talking to girl i previously had a class with before she moved schools
>start hitting it off pretty well on facebook
>start kiking each other daily
>began developing feelings for said girl
>she's a junior
>I'm a senior
>different schools atm
>always busy so low chances of hanging out

Should I just come out and confess that I like her? I really like this girl and feel like she's someone i would like around in my future as more than a friend. I've attempted to plan things so i can hang out with her, but she's always busy with something unfortunately. Should I just wait for an opportunity to hang out with her and then confess? Or let things casually flow the way they are until she notices I'm interested?
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Hello, for the past few years I've often been described as lacking emotion, emotionless, socially awkward, etc. I never really gave a shit, until recently, I got a girlfriend. She also points out that I don't show emotion when I'm with her, but truth is she makes me very happy. I feel like my inability to express my feelings is ruining my relationship with her, yet it's something that I want to last a long time. How do I change? Besides the obvious smile more and shit.
>TL;DR How does one without emotion save their relationship?
Pic Unrelated
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So almost 2 months ago now I got told by a girl 'I think we should stay friends' and I've got no idea what to do now. At first I thought I'd get over it but it actually hit me pretty hard and I cant get it out of my head.
She told me it was only because she didn't want to ruin things and end up not speaking, and she might want to give it a chance but I stupidly said I should just move on now.

I keep beating myself up over saying that and now that we aren't talking anymore I miss her badly, I don't care if it's an argument I just want to talk to her somehow. Every day I just feel shitty over it and even in my dreams she's there. I feel like I need to do something to stop feeling so anxious.

I've been after her for about 3 years now and there's been loads of times when I know I should have just asked but didn't have the balls to. And after all that it's all gone to shit anyway…

What should I say?
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So I've been home schooled for five years since sixth grade because I used to be a fucking wreck, and now I want to get back into highschool since I feel as I won't get anywhere in life, I'm sure they would put me in as a sophomore but that's cool since I have a bro in that same grade. I'm thinking of starting next semester. Any advice?
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Help me find Jessica.

https://8chan.co/hfj/catalog.html

I want to get in touch with the lady in this photo who calls herself Jessica. I want to speak with and apologize to her 1 on 1. Lurkers of the darker parts of the Internet may recognize her quickly. More pictures can be provided on request.

Pls halp
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CV

Hello, I've got a real problem going on.

I've been employed (for a loose definition of the term) for over a year now, but by the looks of it, I'm either going to resign, or going to let go. Either way I want and need to look for another job real soon. Problem is I'm a total idiot and completely forgot how to make my CV. Can you help me out on this?

Also, I can't write a job application to save my life, nor do I know what to answer when I'm asked how much I would want to get paid. Can I ask for help with that as well?
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Hey guys I need help getting friends or being happy without friends.

My friends have all stopped contacting me first, and the two friends I thought I had left both just didn't show up or say anything about not showing up the last time we made plans. Each on a separate occasion.

I really need friends, I dream about it. I don't have a car right now so can't really join a club. I got rid of facebook a long time ago because I figured any genuine friend would keep contact with me and not let something that dumb be a reason to stop being friends.

I don't know if there's something wrong with me or them. I've put a lot of time into socially bettering myself. I don't know what to do.
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How do you personally answer to joke insults from friends, When would a joke go too far for you?
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Ok /adv/ I need some chick advice(as if the whole fucking board was not filled with that crap, but my situation is different)
I am bassically an awkard 18 year old in my senior year of highschool, I like this girl- blonde and christian.
>I am usually a pussy, but with her I acted straighforward and confident, still socially akward and foreign, but I compesate it with my sophistication and sense of humor in lunch 1.
>Everything goes really damn well, she likes me, she blushes when we talk.

>So I asked to eat out twice, making my intentions damn clear, and she said that because she's been let down by many guys she would have to think about it, in our 2nd lunch.

> later that day she asked me for my phone and I gave it to her, but I realized that she was looking at my search history. >OhNiggerNoooo.jpg
>remember that I had big tits lesbians next to how to Unit Circle Explained in my search history.
>I flip my shit, the spaghetti is full in and falling from my pockets-
>I snatch my phone and I asked what she is doing and she says she is trying to use the internet but got there on mistake
>I fix it for her and she says she can use the School Library's computers.
>wait a week, ask if she has made her mind, she basically says that she thinks that she is not the kind of girl I am looking for.

>get sad and decide to give up. But later I remember why I came to this nation so I pull my shit together and I buy her the prettiest flowers and I write her a letter in which I make myself clear for her..

>I gave her the presents and she is embarassed, but I know I won because I can tell she liked it.
>Decide to change my strategy, this time I will use lots of pick up lines,
>I tell em to her in class and she blushes, yet she gives me other narrative to reject me -that I am too old.
>do this 3 times
>I win Everytime
>4th time, she gives me an ultimatum.
>she tells me every point of why she cant be with me, and I realize that it all can be sumarized in 3 things, -her insecurities, -her prejudgements of me -the reason she had a boyfriend but due to her totally self conservatism she kept it secret.
>I debate the 1st 2 points elevating myself to a greater level towards her eyes, in the meantime realizing that we are looking for the same kind of relationship.
>about her boyfriend she told me she is having an amazing relationship, however she doesnt think will last long.
>she also tells me to not look for another girl, and to keep praying until god provides one for me.
>as I walk away in failure, She tells me -but Anon, I am not rejecting you

What is going on /adv/?
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Hey /advice/, I'm depressed, in fact it feels like I've been depressed my whole life, not a lot excites me and I really don't look forward to anything.
I just recently turned 18 and I'm a senior in high school, I get good grades(Although that means diddly squat now a days), I'm in with the cool kids and I party every weekend, I lift and stay in shape, and I do a ton of extracurricular shit that I'm good at too, the point is, I have a pretty decent life compared to most of you guys/girls on 8chan, yet I'm still depressed out of my mind. I always think that I need to find a girlfriend, but I live in a small town and I'm flat-out not interested in any of them, they all bore the crap out of me and I can't push myself to even use time on them unless if I'm drunk. The other thing is I have to act like a normalfag when I'm deeply submerged in imageboard culture or whatever you wanna call it, and I just have no one to share that with.
Do you guys have any suggestions? For those of you in college, is college any better when it comes to find a decent non-SJW, non-shitty gf and good friends?
It seriously just kinda all sucks, everyone at my school thinks they know me, but in reality, they just know what I make up.
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help me i've had a boner for last 3 hours over nothing. it's been throbbing past 2, cant really touch it now. i really dont wanna go to hospital 4 exploding dick
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So I was wandering around Masterchan for a while and sort of accidentally stumbled upon some illegal content. A picture I clicked on (I thought it was a young looking 18 year old dammit) turned into a warning message from the FBI or something. I closed out of that as soon as I could, I didn't even read. I'm really fucking terrified, should I expect the police? I would appreciate actual help.
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Haaylp

Hey /adv/ How do I go about unvirgining myself? Girls think I'm funny and shit but I never get past that? What do?

Pic unrelated
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>she takes the time to scribble over her cleavage on snapchat
Why doesn't she just take another picture?
Is she leading me on or am I friendzoned?
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I can't really keep this too short, but please bear with me.

About 3 years ago I took a decision. Stop living a shitty life deep in my comfort zone and try something else. I was a sorry piece of shit with no education, I was obese, ugly and had many bad habits. All in all your basic NEET.

So I decide "hey, let's lose some weight". And I do. In the worst way possible (I never plan out these things), but I still do, and become able to stomach long walks and some jogging as well.

Then I decide "hey, let's go back to school". And I do. I make friends there. What I thought I had lost forever, I got back just like that, in 2 months. I have an excuse to hang out, even go out at night. I have someone to like a lot and feel attracted to, even if there's no chance of getting her. I get things that I couldn't ever enjoy at home. Socializing made me a bit proud and way happier.

In summer, however, things slow down to a crawl. One of my friends needs to take care of her mom, so she has to go back to her town, another one gets a job, we kinda go our separate ways. I still talk to the friend I feel more attached to everyday, but I don't get to hang out with her much anymore.

School starts, I barely know anyone, most people are new. Most people are over 40. I fit much less in there, I can't really think at this point of making new friends. I get nostalgic and really fucking lazy. I also get worried about my health, as I actually look like a fucking mess (loose skin like mad, pretty weak, no muscle) and I'm going back to some of my old habits, including shitty diet. To make things worse, I'm having a harder time talking to people I knew just a year before.

I'm really, really losing control and I have no idea how to regain it. My first motivation was to fucking reproduce, but now I keep seeing that really far away as I have to change how my body looks in the first place. What should I do?
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Hey, /advice/, I've got a real problem that I can't talk about with anyone I know. Normally I'm a guy who bottles everything up until I can deal with it on my own, but now I feel like I'm going to explode from the pressure. Please don't bother if you can't read the whole thing. I'll have chop it up because it's too big.

Okay, first a little background. My mother made friends with one of her coworkers who lives near us (for the sake of anonymity I'll refer to her as Mary). I would see Mary every so often, but I eventually became friends with her oldest son (I'll call him Will). Mary has two other children (let's say Jan and Jim). It has been about a year and half since I pretty much became friends with the whole family. I have had a sibling-like relationship with Mary's kids for a while now.

Now here comes the kicker: recently I've begun to notice that I may be falling for Jan. This is no "how do I ask her out, hurr durr" bullshit. The problem is that Jan is only fifteen and I am twenty-one (inb4 anon is a pedophile). I thought I could repress these feelings, but it's getting so hard to since I see her at least three days a week. Now, to be clear, this NOT some weird lolicon attraction. Honestly, she doesn't really have that much going for her, physically. Only thing I'm physically attracted to is that she's thin. However, we have a LOT of common interests. We both like physical activities like running, swimming, hiking; she likes the outdoorsy stuff like camping and fishing almost as much as I do; we both also like the same books, movies, television programs, etc. We also want to go to college for the same thing. We just have a lot in common. The biggest attraction for me, though, is her personality. She has the personality of my dream girl. I've always wanted to find someone like her, except, you know, my age.

There are several things that I'm worried about, though. Obviously there is the social stigma (I don't have a lot of friends, so that isn't too big of a deal, actually), but there is a lot more to consider. If this comes out, I may lose the whole family. Mary is like a second mother to me, and Will and Jim are like my little brothers. Not to mention that for a long time, I've thought of Jan as the sister I never had. I'm so close to this family that having these thoughts feels like incest. If I spill my feelings, Mary may never let me see them again. Even if she's okay with it, Will is very protective of his little sister (he's almost 18 now). If he's not okay with it, then best case scenario is that he won't want to be friends with me anymore. Worst case scenario, he'll want to fight me. He's very big (about eight inches or twenty-one centimeters taller than me and about one hundred pounds or forty-five kilograms heavier), but he has no experience to speak of. I know I can take him in a physical sense (I've actually wrestled him a few times and taught him how to strike), but I don't know that I could bring myself to do it, even in defense. That could end with me getting hurt, and pretty badly (like I said, he's very big).

I haven't even mentioned my mother. I've always planned to live with my mother until I finish college. How will I face her if she finds out? Even if she would be okay with it (I know she wouldn't, she's very conservative), I know she wouldn't be okay with the fact that Jan is black (inb4 anon is a nigger lover). She has said ever since I was about twelve years old or so (maybe even before that) that if any of us (us as in her children, my brothers and I) "mix" with another race, she won't have anything to do with us. Maybe, since she is friends with Mary, she'd be okay with it, but that's a BIG maybe.

Pic unrelated; Chief Chirpa
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Trouble with Cripple

I have a problem.

So today I was walking in the hallways in muh school during one of the periods when I come across one of the a fellow role player who is helping me test out a new roleplaying system that I've been working on.

He's a pretty cool guys, but he's an asshole. He's not one of those assholes you want to instakill with a gigantic ass surprise avalanche, he's the fun kind. Anyways recently he found out that one of my big GM pet peeves is players who i min/max for the sake of powerplaying. So he's going about how he's going to maximize his attack and speed stat so I will never be able to kill him and then I cough cripple which was a new status effect that I had designed to help counter this annoying player strategy. He asks what it does and I explain that it's a status effect that reduces speed until end of battle.

Now this would have been the end of the story and I probably wouldn't have posted this if it hadn't been for when I coughed cripple.

You see at the very moment I coughed cripple I had just passed a classmate of mine who was actually crippled. I don't what she actually has all I know is that she walks with a limp. Now I may have potentially insulted a really nice classmate and I have no idea how I should explain that I didn't mean to insult her. What do I do?
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WHAT DO?!

So, I'mma try keep this as shot as I can.
My best friend went out with this girl. He cheated on her, they broke up. Two years later, I started going out with her. (I talked to my buddy about it and it was cool with him. She hates his guts, but they both understand I'm staying out of it.)

I have a different group of fiends with my girlfriend (my buddys ex) and we sometimes rent houses and go on little week long holidays. Thing is now my buddy (my girlfriends ex) is going out with someone in that group and they want to invite him to the next holiday.

There's no way my gf will stay in the house with him for a week, and it's unfair to just tell him and his girlfriend they cant come (I like em' both. They're both my friends) but it's also unfair to leave my girlfriend (and possibly me) behind.
Im so fucking stressed over this…
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There is a board called /adv/ with barely any posts. Maybe you guys should merge and take the original name /adv/?

>>>/adv/
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How do I get a friend to start taking AA classes?

The guy is functioning alcoholic (but only barely), spends his pay checks on alcohol as quick as he can, and hasn't gotten to the point where he realizes that his drinking habit is seriously contributing to this problem.

wat do?
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This was first place I thought of to get an unbiased answer:
My friend wants go to a halloween party as a Neckbeard: brown marker on the neck, fedora, & trench coat (for some reason). How do I convince him this is a terrible idea? Is it even A terrible idea? I just need an outside opinion…
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I need some help, I have always had problems with anxiety, in particular, social anxiety.
I wake up early everyday, shower, dress, classes, work, sleep. There is no change to my rigid schedule, and i'm starting to feel complacent in life.
I have no friends, just aquaintences, no life outside of the necessities.
I'm only 19, and I feel like an old man inside. I feel anxious to explore the world with new experiences, but i'm afraid of it.
I want to enjoy my life, but I can't help myself to get out there, meet someone. I have no hobbies, other than gaming/computers. I feel like I need a hug, but there's no one here.
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This past Saturday I started a new job, working backroom at a retail joint. Problem is that I go full time, 16 hours at college right now. I told the job that I could work part-time, at 20 hours max a week. This is my first week, and they have me on 20 hours and I'm absolutely exhausted.

I have barely time to keep up with my studies, homework, and essay preparation now. On my one day off this week I spent the entire evening after getting home reading for my classes. I haven't had any time to just chill out and play vidya or watch Chinese cartoons. I know that free time is a necessarily casualty of being employed though.

Problem is, I'm starting to feel like I can't do 20 hours. There's no way I can keep up working/studying 24/7 without much sleep. I'm not a genius so I have to study a lot for school. This is my first week, how likely is it that this is just to fill in the time so I can do training? I'm planning on waiting until this weekend and seeing what my second week is like, before asking about less hours if possible.

If they can't work with me, I may have to quit. Does /adv/ think that's the right thing to do? I just want second opinions on the situation. I just started so I feel bad about already thinking of quitting, but my schoolwork has to come first and currently I feel just too damn tired to keep this pace up until semester's end.
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For some people the hardest thing when talking to a attractive girl is:
>eye contact
>being yourself
>talking normally
>not sweating/breathing like a whale.
My issue is when they ask
>Anon, what are your hobbies?
This is always the most difficult question to answer, since my hobbies aren't really relate able(usually) and are unorthodox for the environment.
>Love to go shooting
>Fanatic of weapons
>Fanatic of firearms (own +10)
>Like reloading which is the process of taking raw materials (bullet, powder, case, primer) and creating cartridges
>Like hunting (illegally, fuck the tag-tax system)
>Mixing music (with the use of computer software)
>Running long distances
>Playing video games (PC exclusively)
Not really much glory in what I do.
>How do I solve this?
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Need advice on what to do here adv
My friend's mental health is in the shittiest condition you can think of. She has Dissociative Identity Disorder (if you don't know what it is, look it up, if you do know what it is and are calling bullshit, I've spent the past six months keeping her out of suicide, so just move on). Did is caused by abuse, and the memories of it were suppressed, and are now resurfacing. Her other friend and I are at a complete loss as to what to do.
She's seen a therapist once, but even though she's requested further therapy her parents have not provided it for reasons unknown (possibly lack of money?).
I'm thinking of emailing her therapist anonymously, to see if anything can be done.
She's having nightly panic attacks that last for hours on end. She's so embarrassed of herself that she won't tell her parents, and anyone else doing it would cause her to never trust anyone ever again, meaning she'd lose her support, and probably worsen her depression. She's willing to talk in therapy, however, which is why I want to get her in.

tl;dr friend has suppressed memories of abuse coming back, parents won't put her in therapy, and I have no clue what to do
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work advice

how do i earn money at the age of 15? btw i live in ecuador
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I'm working at kmart for 9.25 an hour, and i'm being jewed out of my hours. Is there any place that isn't retail that pays better? I was thinking of security, but I'm willing to listen to alternatives. Pic related, my next week's "schedule".
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Ok guys, here goes.. I'm 16 from Ireland, and around Christmas last year, i asked the girl i like out who said no.. She said it was because she recently went out with my friend.. Before this we were pretty close.. We would always play together in music class and what not, but since i asked her out we haven't spoken to eachother once.. recently, say in the past month, I've noticed that she has been looking at me a lot, but when I look she turns her head away.. So basicly, I want advice on how to get back in touch with her.. Ty guiz
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Hey, any tips for getting past rejection/making the process a bit easier? I've been rejected a couple of times and wish to know anything that might make it a bit easier on me.
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So I guess this board really picked up, today. *or maybe it's just one guy*

Either way, I seem to be having a lot of mental problems lately, mostly involving concentration. I may have low test, but generally I'm not all that interested in using those shitty testosterone replacements. A key issue is that my grandma had schizophrenia, my brother had ADD, and my father may have BPD, so mental illness runs in the family. Right now I'm repeating "I hate you" over and over again regarding myself. I also tend to talk to myself and refer to myself plural in private. I'm a highly motivated individual and I attend school and work out, but usually I hate having to do so; if I don't I get anxiety and feel suicidal. I also FUCKING HATE ANTS because whenever they're around I start having mild sensory hallucinations about the crawling on me or biting me. I'm currently having this issue.I think my most interesting feature is that I have the amazing ability to switch moods almost instantly because I don't care enough about anything to just stay pissed off. The reason I can't concentrate is because I get consumed by vivid imaginary scenarios and conversation I have with people, or sometimes I'm just destroying the world or thinking up alternate endings to videogames. Also another interesting thing is my laptop is dying, and by God it's making me want to kill myself. I like that laptop and am attached to it.

Now consider this: These things weren't always present, they're very autismal in nature, but they've only recently gotten this bad.

Anybody have anything that could help? I can't go to a clinic because school and exercise are too important.
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Can anyone give me some decent study tips? I've been able to pass all of my regular courses with ease, but now I'm taking ap classes and could use any advice you guys have. (For reference, I'm struggling in ap comp science and ap psychology)
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FUCKING CHEATING BITCH

So, I need some lawfags, I have concrete evidence of my wife cheating, got her sending nudes, got her confessing to having sex when we weren't separated, (Separated now) but we aren't divorced. Still married by law, just separated. What do. Also she's pregnant.

TL;DR: Pregnant wife got busted cheating, I have evidence, wat do. Just want to gain full custody of kid. Also got evidence of drug use.
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Any lawyer types around?
I have a small packing & shipping business. In 2012, a freight agent for whom I'd done work in the past had me do a pack, store, and load job for a huge art & antique collection that belonged to a wealthy heiress. The job was done over the course of several months. We packed everything, loaded it on a number of shipping containers, most of which went directly to the heiress's new home in Puerto Rico, with one container and a few pallets that went to the freight agent's warehouse for storage and later delivery.
This heiress is now claiming that a number of her items are missing. I've been served, now for the third time, to produce documentation related to the shipments. In the past two cases, I've complied and sent everything to the lawyer in question. This time, they're asking for all corespondence - emails, invoices, etc… in addition to shipping documentation. I'm compiling that now. It so happens that after I did the job, I learned that this heiress is a convicted art thief, having stolen art that belonged to her father in-law's charitable foundation. Her business (and life?) partner is a much younger Puerto Rican guy who is on drugs (we found bags of amphetamines under his mattress when packing stuff, and according to my Spanish-speaking employee, discussed shady-sounding stuff on the telephone while we were doing the job, basically saying how he was going to be loaded with this heiress under his thumb. Don't know if that's true. I don't speak Spanish.
To make matters worse, the freight agent who handled all the transportation is horribly disorganized, and the few clients I've refered to him since have told me that he's a shark.

Regardless, while I know that I'm no thief, everyone else involved in this seems to be crooked in some way, and at least one of them has very deep pockets. So… how worried should I be?
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Hello, so I need advice…

I recently met a girl on OK Cupid and me and her have been talking for the past month and a half, she is totally interested in me and whatnot, however after learning that California passed the "yes means yes" law, I'm starting to worry that she could turn a night of fun filled romance into a huge rape case because "lol you weren't really my type" or something… even after we've gotten to know each other offline for a while.

She told me that she is a bit of a feminist, but not an SJW or feminazi or anything like that…

Should I invest in a hidden camera watch or something? Or am I just being paranoid?

It seems that a woman can have second thoughts weeks later and just send a guy to jail, just because they can…
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need advice

>be me

>18, betafag, but not a bad track record
>meet 8/10 cute as fuck girl
>is shy but was nice
>hang out a second time over some drinks
>get drunk
>end up going back to hers and doing the horizontal monster mash
>few days later she's texting me
>seems to like me quite a bit
>hang out a third time
>I'm a bit quiet and off because I was a bit anxious and I also hadn't slept much the previous night
>end up having a few drinks
>loosen up a bit
>tell her I think she's cool and I'd like to hang out more
>kiss her goodnight
>was meant to meet up with her last night
>got stood up
>isn't responding to messages
>I have no fucking clue what's going on

what do (pic unrelated)
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Hey /advice/, I am working out for 3 months, been training Judo and jogging twice per week, eating very healthy and not eating much sugar/sweets. I have a good physice, and good strenght and can kick some ass.

Besides that im a horrible runner, and can only run for 5 minutes, I get really tired few minutes in and jogging doesent seem to help.

Any one have advice on how to have more stamina?

>How do I run more.
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wat do
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