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Please post all questions and advice on our /adv/ board, this board is no longer maintained

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 No.306[Reply]

With this board no longer being used, i've decided to merge support with this one and the other 8ch /adv/ board.

If you have any questions or feel like helping others out, please feel free to come over to the board at:

>>>/adv/

I can't guarantee that posting in this board will get you replies, nor will it be as moderated.

Thank you.



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 No.155[Reply]

I notice just posting the link doesn't show the video in the thread. I've seen people post videos directly to the thread. How do I do it?
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 No.444[Reply]

NOOSE is an online fascist Zine meant to promote the fascist Lifestyle by providing the readers with articles that put the spotlight on the real life activities, hobbies and adventures of fascist out in the world, as well as provide fascist commentary on current events and deliver “Boots on the Ground” style news from our own correspondents working with certain fascist movements in order to cover their activities and struggle.

Ideally the goal of the project is to foremost become a place where fascist can brag about their accomplishments, conquests, the fun they had and in doing so inspire their comrades to do the same, because any fascist should firmly believe that “To us an accident would be to die in bed“.

This world is ours. We know it best. We’ll take it back and we’ll have fun doing it and no hardships, let alone lemming nay-saying, can stop us. Me ne Frego. Ours hearts demand adventure and our blood demands retribution. Day of the Rope can’t come soon enough, but until then #tiethenoose and have fun. Take part in promoting the fascist lifestyle with #ropeculture.

NOOSE Categories:

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Spirit – Life of Adventure and the Great Outdoors! Look here for inspiration from those who had gone outside to challenge Life.

fascist Art – Truth manifested through Art. See the artistic exploits of your comrades.

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 No.336[Reply]

do you think its realistic to just not date because its a waste of time? the way i see it, if you need to go through a thousand turn-downs to find even one girl who even vaguely likes you, you need to be a masochist or have cast iron self esteem. this includes not hiring prostitutes because it's just hollow sex.

or am i just a whiny self loathing little bitch? that's the logical conclusion i reach every time i think about this.

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 No.62[Reply]

I want to go to a strip club. should I?

 No.63

If you're of legal age to go to a stripclub, it fits within your budget, and you don't have any expectations, then you should go to a stripclub.

Try to go with a friend or group of friends, as stripclubs are not always in the best areas.

You'll either love it or hate it.

 No.73

Tits or gtfo.
Hire a hooker, much more bang for your buck.

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yeah


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>>63

I know I'm late to the party, but I want to say you better be ready to get nagged for lap dances by every dancer (so don't go if you have no money to waste).




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Do girls actually like this shit?
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Idk y but girls eat the fuck out of guys like him. They just love it. It kinda depresses me cause I don't look like that…. I'm glad I don't but women aren't into me. I look like a nerd. The females that are into that are normally between 12-25 or at least that's what I've picked up on.

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if you are jacked you can wear whatever you want

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>>124

he looks like a faggot


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As a bisexual guy, I'll admit that's attractive but it really just looks like a lesbian with a penis


 No.371

I'm a girl and that looks gay as fuck. Where are the manly men. No woman likes this except for Tumblr dykes who think they're progressive. Hope I helped you, OP.




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She's been acting like this almost every time I talk with her on Facebook. Our most recent conversation was on how many calories a guy burns when doing the dirty. There's that myth that having sex burns more calories than most other exercises, which many sources say that an average male burns 21 cal/6 mins, and she's not making any argument to counteract my statement except for that it's not true, and that she's talked with her nurse about it once. After quoting many sources and sending links, all I get are one word answers and a thumbs up symbol.

She's done this many times before, when I say some stupid shit and she takes it the wrong way i.e. me mocking her co-worker complaining about her anxiety, I apologize many times and all she says is mhm or K. That's just one example of many others not even related to her anxiety in any way.

I don't know, could someone tell if this is an example of passive aggressiveness or not? If not, please tell me what it is. It is stressing me out so badly I'm not sure what to do, I just know we can't stay together much longer if this keeps going.



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Just went on a date with a grill yesterday, went excellent end ended with playing vidya and then making out. She wants to come over Monday already.

My question is….how soon do I tell her that I lied about working with my dad's business, and am actually a long term NEET semi-hikikomori? It's because of health reasons, like yesterday we went on a looooooong bike ride, and midway through I was struggling mightily and started getting headaches. Today I have literally been in bed all day recovering from yesterday, I couldn't even get to sleep until 4am.
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>>55
She's coming over tomorrow so I'm gonna let her know what's up

H-here goes nothing….

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She took it ok, she has a friend with similar health problems

Still doesn't really enjoy cuddling and kissing, I think she does it mostly because I like it, but that's something at least

Coming over again next Wednesday, sucks she's so busy but what'r'ya gonna do

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>>67
and then she ended the pseudo-relationship after 3 dates

i'm pretty depressed now, months of effort and no gf

forever alone indeed ;_;

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>>121

>>308

Tis not about the destination, but the journey friendo!

In other words this was just a sidequest and now you have another valuable experience to draw upon.

You learned to be honest, a most manly virtue.

You learned where to take grills on dates, an essential skill.

You learned the the pain of disappointment, the foundation of empathy.

>The words of this anon give you new perspective filling you with determination.




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I'm a white guy, dating an asian girl, are there any things I should be aware of given that her parents come from Korea?

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>>64

>that fucking image




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 No.283[Reply]

1. Is this board still alive?

2. Can I get some advice?

I'll try to make it short:

>out of uni 2 years or so

>was great at uni, got a job fast, talent recognized. etc

>switch jobs for a 15k+ raise and better working conditions and benefits

>work there for a few months

>friend looking for new job

>we're hiring

>have reservations because not sure if friend is competant.

>been a year since he's been in the field, does side projects, seems to know what he's talking about most of the time

>refer him in

>team interviews him, they like him, but want to test him

>I have to make the test. boss emails it to him

>he has one week

>this weekend hang out with him, he's frustrated by the test, can barely get started and says he feels stupid

>spend an hour talking to another friend about my reservations, worries, and talking about other friends shortcomings trying to figure out if he's qualified or if I've just shot myself in the foot as far as referrel's go.

so. advice. How do I help my friend without cronyism? How do I tell me friend, without hurting his already shit pride/self confidence that he might not be good enough for the job. What do I do when he's bummed out and I have to deal with the fact that it was my test, which I thought was simple, that stumped him out and crushed his dreams?

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>>293

wait wat.

there's a different advice board now?>>293


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>>294

/adv/ has always been the main one. I need to claim this board and nuke it or something. but yeah this place is dead


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>>295

k. thanks m8




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 No.284[Reply]

My dad is addicted to the Internet and the idea of Narcissistic people.

It's been about four months since he has had a blog about narcissism running. Since that time, he's gained probably 10 more lbs and quit his diet (He's obeast). He is a 70 year old man, yet acts like a chikd when told he is spending too much time on the computer. If we confront him about his weight, he deflects with how we are using logical fallacies and how we (we being me and stepmom) are being narcissists. There is work to be done around the house, and I can't balance it all. Sometimes the dogs will shit in the house because he is so caught up in his blog, it's honestly real Internet addiction. In a normal 12 hour day, I would say 10 of his are spent looking at some screen, either a television, computer, or phone. The only time I can get him out of the house is to go somewhere to eat.

How do I go about this? The goal would be to limit his Internet use to a point where it's unobtrusive. Also, we really want him to get his weight down. Recently counted, he takes 120+ extra vitamins, and even if they did anything, surely being overweight will be the bigger hindrance to his health. Any help on how to go about this would be great.

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Did i fuck up?

Heres the story—

I'm at home chilling listenin' too some Mac demarco and minding my own business when suddenly one of my friends (who is a girl btw) messaged me telling she wanted to smoke and watch a movie and of course i said yes. She came over about 30 mins later and we watched ''The departed'. Forgot to mention that we sat on the couch while watching. Well anyways about 20 mins into the movie she layed down on the couch and put her legs on mine and we were just chillin yknow i asked her how her day has been and hows the relationship with h UCK YEACH BOY MACCI DAMAKO SHARK YEAH!

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For some reason, I cannot post images on a Mac does anybody know why?



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 No.216[Reply]

It is bothering the hell out of me I need to know

Is someone cooked and eaten at every annual Renaissance Fair?



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