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Please post all questions and advice on our /adv/ board, this board is no longer maintained

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 No.306[Reply]

With this board no longer being used, i've decided to merge support with this one and the other 8ch /adv/ board.

If you have any questions or feel like helping others out, please feel free to come over to the board at:

>>>/adv/

I can't guarantee that posting in this board will get you replies, nor will it be as moderated.

Thank you.



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 No.864[Reply]

>be me

>be 16

>have no gf

>loose your job

>loose shitty apartment

>go to southern church for help

>find a girl who lets you crash at her place

>get a job at good year body works

>get the shitty appartment back

>she wants to move in with me

>seemslegit.jpg

>she moves in

>wont let me drink in my own damn house

>wont let me watch porn in my own damn >house

>wont have sex until marriage

>told me she would like to marry my

>latter.php

>im 18

>get a better job

>manager at burger king

>ive still been watching porn just when she >leaves to get shit

>downloads gay porn

>puts it on flash drive leave it in

>i will miss the way that she cooked and >cleaned

>one time she told me she wanted to get

>married

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 No.862[Reply]

If you relevantly respond you will receive a thousand blessings of your mother not dying in her sleep:)



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 No.198[Reply]

hey /advice/
which Pokémon would you fuck?

 No.663

I swear to fucking god marlo


 No.852

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YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS EEVEELUTIONS ARE WAY THE FUCK UP ON MY LIST




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 No.850[Reply]

So for as long as I can remember I have enjoyed the sensation of various forms of physical pain in both sexual and non sexual contexts.

Most of my sexual fantasies involve me being cut, burned, stabbed, electrocuted, asphyxiated, being drugged, raped (by members of both sexes), kidnapped, being clawed at, or just having the complete shit beaten out of me until I cry or pass out.

I learned how much I enjoyed this sort of shit from when I was eight years old, when I would tie myself up with a skipping rope in the school playground, imagening that someone had tied me up like this, and I would squirm around trying to break free, enjoying the sensation of the ropes pulling me tighter as I struggled to get out, feeling the ropes punish me through burning across my skin. I didn't know I was doing this at the time, but I masturbated while doing this.

As I grew up I experimented with cutting, burning and asphyxiating myself.

The best way to cut yourself if you can't buy a switchblade is to snap up a razor blade and caresses it against your skin.

Some nights I do this all over my body, my chest, my arms, my shoulders, up my neck and around my legs.

Then I put on some soft vapourwave music, and I lay there in my bed in silent agony, bundles up in cuts, burning and kissing me all over my skin, bleeding into my bed sheets as I slowly drift off to sleep.

I enjoyed it in school when kids would punch me, the blood rushing out of my nose in a wave of endorphins, and my stomach feeling like it's tightening up and crying out after they punch me there, that cold sort of rush you get when you are hit in the genetalia, and the pain spreads around your entire body, freezing you up in its firm grasp as you roll around, begging for it to stop.

I also get kind of turned on by stabbing scenes in movies, like in Atomic blonde where it's very close up and detailed.

I would like to clarify before I move on to my main question that I am generally speaking not into BDSM, as it often fePost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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 No.162[Reply]

I can't look at cute girls without feeling sad.

 No.214

Same here anon.

I especially have a hard time looking at cute Asian girls or blondes, I had two great friends and I am always reminded of them.

Don't know if you want advice but keep your head up anon


 No.662

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>>162

>I can't look at cute girls without feeling sad.

>cute girls

Just stop watching anime and playing video games then


 No.832

Stop masturbating and stop watching porn you fucking faggot.

>>>/nofap/




 No.825[Reply]

I need advice. I have a job that's not that good and I've been contacted by a huge firm that will probably pay me very well and offer an exciting opportunity. I went to this company's page and it's post after post after post about women equality and diversity and race issues, and it disgusts me.

I want to send them to hell ASAP but on the other hand the temptation to give it a try to finally get a decent job is huge. Please, call me a faggot and tell me how bad it could get to get me out of it. Experiences would be more than welcomed.



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 No.83[Reply]

So, I'mma try keep this as shot as I can.
My best friend went out with this girl. He cheated on her, they broke up. Two years later, I started going out with her. (I talked to my buddy about it and it was cool with him. She hates his guts, but they both understand I'm staying out of it.)

I have a different group of fiends with my girlfriend (my buddys ex) and we sometimes rent houses and go on little week long holidays. Thing is now my buddy (my girlfriends ex) is going out with someone in that group and they want to invite him to the next holiday.

There's no way my gf will stay in the house with him for a week, and it's unfair to just tell him and his girlfriend they cant come (I like em' both. They're both my friends) but it's also unfair to leave my girlfriend (and possibly me) behind.
Im so fucking stressed over this…

 No.84

It's easy. You dis-invite fuckface and the unfortunate person that fuckface is with. Calmly, politely, and matter-of-factly explain it to the unfortunate person who is shacked up with fuckface, and problem is solved.

 No.88

I can't simply invitee him.
For one, He and his girlfriend are friends with everyone in the group. (including myself)
And secondly, It's not up to me. I dont get to dictate who can and cant go.

 No.815

>>88

If I were you, OP, I'd let your friend (her ex) be invited for a week.

Tell your GF to take responsibility for her emotions for a week.

You should consider going mgtow.

Stop sharing roofs with wamens entirely.




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 No.90[Reply]

Hey /advice/.
When I pull back my foreskin, underneath the head of my penis, I have these white little lumps. (Pic related. Like that, but not as bad)

Can I do anything to get rid of them? What do?
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 No.123

I also have these, i've never completely had sex so it's not an std.

 No.129

>>123
>i've never completely had sex
What does that even mean? Did you not stick it in all the way?

 No.206

Don't worry about them OP. Talk to a doctor if ur really really self conscious about it because you can get rid of them… but they aren't anything. I have them myself but they're much smaller and not as noticeable unless u spent 2 minutes straight starring at my dick and inspecting it. They have no effect on you whatsoever and apparently they're more pleasurable for a woman when having sex with her.

 No.610

Penile something whites. They don't really do anything except make you self conscious. You can get them removed by the doctor, or I've heard of people using the most dangerous and painful man technique of brushing them off with a toothbrush with toothpaste. (I seriously doubt anyone has tried it before, I just heard it secondhand)


 No.788

>>90

Those are penile papules.

Nothing to worry about.

Don't have to remove it, tickles the vagina.




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 No.772[Reply]

i just turned 18, my cash is running low, and i failed my education. should i pretend to have a mental disorder to get into a hospital so i get free food? (i did that alot)



 No.770[Reply]

I don't know what I did with the last five years of my life. I don't know what I'm doing with the next five. I just feel aimless, like some meandering mote, where everything is so far away that I can't create any meaningful focus. Or where if I had erased the previous five years of my life that it really would not have meant anything important to me.



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 No.763[Reply]

>be me

>find cute girl on some random Discord

>she’s fucking amazing and we share pretty much everything in common

>tell her I think I love her

>she tells me that I’m going too fast and she needs to get to know me better

How can I learn to slow the fuck down and not risk becoming some creepy dude in her eyes?

 No.831

>Yfw this fuckup has been sold to every government and botnet on Earth




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 No.752[Reply]

advice

>dated fat girl for six months

>into fatties cause they do anything in bed

>found out she was cheating

>didn't care

>broke up with her

>she stole my cat

>took it to the pound

>found out pound was kill shelter

>cat killed

>bitch cost me my job by harassing me at work

>she is bragging about it

>has been for two weeks

How do you faggots deal with this kind of shit? It is not the cheating that bothers me, once a whore always a whore, whatever. I got a nut and she let me do whatever I wanted to her, that was fine. What pisses me off is she cost me my job and basically killed my cat and got away with it. Is there a best course of action? Do the same thing back to her with her job? Go off on her in text messages? What kind of recourse is there for a cat murdering slut who cost me my job?

her fat tits included



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 No.174[Reply]

http://pastebin.com/embed_js.php?i=mqLCLFv9
I'm going to just keep bumping this thread with stories of my life until I get better.

>be me

> graduate hs in 2012 at age 16
>attend community college because poor
>one year passes by of monotony
>get associates of science with mediocre grades
> feel awful about life
>no money so go into navy
>won't let me be a nuke because mom is israeli
>"fuck it" go in as some shitty job
> make it three weeks before being kicked out for panic attacks
>arrive at parents house and feel worse than ever
> meet a 16 year old girl online-randomly
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 No.190

>>185
Help

 No.193

>>190
Help

 No.196

>>174

I'd say reach out for psychiatric help or spend time volunteering for a cause you feel strongly about. At least then you can interact with other people.

Do you still have a contact from that hospital you were in?

 No.664

>>174

next time do the job properly, if you're gonna kill yourself don't let anyone know, nothing worse than being half dead and held back.

Alternatively devote your life to charity or something if you're truly suicidal and not just an attention whore




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 No.124[Reply]

Do girls actually like this shit?
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 No.210

>>124

he looks like a faggot


 No.370

As a bisexual guy, I'll admit that's attractive but it really just looks like a lesbian with a penis


 No.371

I'm a girl and that looks gay as fuck. Where are the manly men. No woman likes this except for Tumblr dykes who think they're progressive. Hope I helped you, OP.


 No.609

>>124

No, you're just looking in the wrong places, Anon. Look somewhere else. You wouldn't happen to just be looking on the internet, would you?


 No.621

I'd love to look like that.




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