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>be me

>find cute girl on some random Discord

>she’s fucking amazing and we share pretty much everything in common

>tell her I think I love her

>she tells me that I’m going too fast and she needs to get to know me better

How can I learn to slow the fuck down and not risk becoming some creepy dude in her eyes?

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>dated fat girl for six months

>into fatties cause they do anything in bed

>found out she was cheating

>didn't care

>broke up with her

>she stole my cat

>took it to the pound

>found out pound was kill shelter

>cat killed

>bitch cost me my job by harassing me at work

>she is bragging about it

>has been for two weeks

How do you faggots deal with this kind of shit? It is not the cheating that bothers me, once a whore always a whore, whatever. I got a nut and she let me do whatever I wanted to her, that was fine. What pisses me off is she cost me my job and basically killed my cat and got away with it. Is there a best course of action? Do the same thing back to her with her job? Go off on her in text messages? What kind of recourse is there for a cat murdering slut who cost me my job?

her fat tits included

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I'm going to just keep bumping this thread with stories of my life until I get better.

>be me

> graduate hs in 2012 at age 16
>attend community college because poor
>one year passes by of monotony
>get associates of science with mediocre grades
> feel awful about life
>no money so go into navy
>won't let me be a nuke because mom is israeli
>"fuck it" go in as some shitty job
> make it three weeks before being kicked out for panic attacks
>arrive at parents house and feel worse than ever
> meet a 16 year old girl online-randomly
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I'd say reach out for psychiatric help or spend time volunteering for a cause you feel strongly about. At least then you can interact with other people.

Do you still have a contact from that hospital you were in?



next time do the job properly, if you're gonna kill yourself don't let anyone know, nothing worse than being half dead and held back.

Alternatively devote your life to charity or something if you're truly suicidal and not just an attention whore

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hey /advice/
which Pokémon would you fuck?


I swear to fucking god marlo

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I can't look at cute girls without feeling sad.


Same here anon.

I especially have a hard time looking at cute Asian girls or blondes, I had two great friends and I am always reminded of them.

Don't know if you want advice but keep your head up anon


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>I can't look at cute girls without feeling sad.

>cute girls

Just stop watching anime and playing video games then

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Do girls actually like this shit?
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he looks like a faggot


As a bisexual guy, I'll admit that's attractive but it really just looks like a lesbian with a penis


I'm a girl and that looks gay as fuck. Where are the manly men. No woman likes this except for Tumblr dykes who think they're progressive. Hope I helped you, OP.



No, you're just looking in the wrong places, Anon. Look somewhere else. You wouldn't happen to just be looking on the internet, would you?


I'd love to look like that.

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Hey /advice/.
When I pull back my foreskin, underneath the head of my penis, I have these white little lumps. (Pic related. Like that, but not as bad)

Can I do anything to get rid of them? What do?
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Don't worry its not an STD, my ex would have this and it wasn't gross either, although he felt self conscious.


I also have these, i've never completely had sex so it's not an std.


>i've never completely had sex
What does that even mean? Did you not stick it in all the way?


Don't worry about them OP. Talk to a doctor if ur really really self conscious about it because you can get rid of them… but they aren't anything. I have them myself but they're much smaller and not as noticeable unless u spent 2 minutes straight starring at my dick and inspecting it. They have no effect on you whatsoever and apparently they're more pleasurable for a woman when having sex with her.


Penile something whites. They don't really do anything except make you self conscious. You can get them removed by the doctor, or I've heard of people using the most dangerous and painful man technique of brushing them off with a toothbrush with toothpaste. (I seriously doubt anyone has tried it before, I just heard it secondhand)

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Hi advice.

I have been a chronic tobacco smoker since 1997. I am aware of the health hazards and I really want to quit.

My sister introduced me to e-cigarettes/vaping but refills are too expensive and they are not nearly as strong as the real thing.

Can you give me some advice to quit for good?

I wake up and I crave… Nothing helps.

Actual advice would be appreciated.

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do you think its realistic to just not date because its a waste of time? the way i see it, if you need to go through a thousand turn-downs to find even one girl who even vaguely likes you, you need to be a masochist or have cast iron self esteem. this includes not hiring prostitutes because it's just hollow sex.

or am i just a whiny self loathing little bitch? that's the logical conclusion i reach every time i think about this.


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I want to go to a strip club. should I?


If you're of legal age to go to a stripclub, it fits within your budget, and you don't have any expectations, then you should go to a stripclub.

Try to go with a friend or group of friends, as stripclubs are not always in the best areas.

You'll either love it or hate it.


Tits or gtfo.
Hire a hooker, much more bang for your buck.


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I know I'm late to the party, but I want to say you better be ready to get nagged for lap dances by every dancer (so don't go if you have no money to waste).

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She's been acting like this almost every time I talk with her on Facebook. Our most recent conversation was on how many calories a guy burns when doing the dirty. There's that myth that having sex burns more calories than most other exercises, which many sources say that an average male burns 21 cal/6 mins, and she's not making any argument to counteract my statement except for that it's not true, and that she's talked with her nurse about it once. After quoting many sources and sending links, all I get are one word answers and a thumbs up symbol.

She's done this many times before, when I say some stupid shit and she takes it the wrong way i.e. me mocking her co-worker complaining about her anxiety, I apologize many times and all she says is mhm or K. That's just one example of many others not even related to her anxiety in any way.

I don't know, could someone tell if this is an example of passive aggressiveness or not? If not, please tell me what it is. It is stressing me out so badly I'm not sure what to do, I just know we can't stay together much longer if this keeps going.

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Just went on a date with a grill yesterday, went excellent end ended with playing vidya and then making out. She wants to come over Monday already.

My question is….how soon do I tell her that I lied about working with my dad's business, and am actually a long term NEET semi-hikikomori? It's because of health reasons, like yesterday we went on a looooooong bike ride, and midway through I was struggling mightily and started getting headaches. Today I have literally been in bed all day recovering from yesterday, I couldn't even get to sleep until 4am.
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She's coming over tomorrow so I'm gonna let her know what's up

H-here goes nothing….


She took it ok, she has a friend with similar health problems

Still doesn't really enjoy cuddling and kissing, I think she does it mostly because I like it, but that's something at least

Coming over again next Wednesday, sucks she's so busy but what'r'ya gonna do


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and then she ended the pseudo-relationship after 3 dates

i'm pretty depressed now, months of effort and no gf

forever alone indeed ;_;


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Tis not about the destination, but the journey friendo!

In other words this was just a sidequest and now you have another valuable experience to draw upon.

You learned to be honest, a most manly virtue.

You learned where to take grills on dates, an essential skill.

You learned the the pain of disappointment, the foundation of empathy.

>The words of this anon give you new perspective filling you with determination.

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