No.14386
I WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THIS YEAR!
THIS IS MY QUEST!
No.14390
>I WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
If you keep posting on imageboards you probably won't.
No.14391
>>14386
Pretty pathetic tbh
No.14392
No.14394
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No.14399
>>14390
I got my first gf because my friend in university had a sister who posted a lot on imageboards.
No.14408
NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.14410
>>14408
If you haven't been converted yet, this season is full of perverted shows that will teach you the wonders of doing lewd things with a gf.
No.14432
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No.14433
No.14434
>>14410
Why do lewd things with a gf when I can do it with a thousand waifus?
No.14440
>>14434
You're not doing those lewd things to a thousand waifus you're doing those lewd things to your hands.
And your hands aren't as pretty as your potential gf's.
No.14445
>>14440
Wait what? You mean you don't know about waifu summoning?
No.14447
>>14445
>>>/tulpa/
>>>/fringe/
pls do not lead the good people of /am/ astray with your blasphemy
No.14511
>wanting 3DPD ever
why live?
No.14513
>>14511
For 3DPD obviously
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No.16099
>>14445
>waifu summoning
Hard core hackers summoning and battling with waifus when?
No.16148
I WILL HAVE A DAKI BY THE END OF NEXT MONTH
THIS IS MY REALITY
No.16151
>>16099
It's 2015 and I can't summon my qt aryan demon waifu yet.
where is my COMP? why is science so useless?
No.16152
thinking of making a tulpa who's with me
No.16153
>>16152
What are you gonna use it for? Just cuddles and blowjobs?
No.16155
>>16153
I'll figure that out after I manifest it.
No.16156
>>16152
>he thinks tulpas are something more than play pretend imaginary friends
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No.16233
>>16152
>>16153
>>16155
I have heard too many stories about tulpa creations that have gone horribly wrong tbh
No.16241
>>16233
It helps to put in a kill-switch.
No.16248
>>16241
When I was considering it I remember some guide told me that that was a bad idea because it would grow to resent you, kind of like how your best friend wouldn't like you very much if you had planted a bomb in his chest that you could detonate at any time.
No.16250
>>16248
It's a fucking mental construct.
It only has feelings if you want it to.
That's why you gotta keep things simple.
No.16251
>>14433
Do you think a girl is going to want to play with rulers with you?
No.16252
>>16251
You can ruler in favor of that option
No.16257
>>16252
That was lame as shit, dweeb. I bet you didn't even have a bike when you were a kid.
No.21068
>>14386
Time is running out, faggot.
No.21074
1. Post on /am/ in a public place, where people will be able to see what's on your screen.
2. Wait for the inevitable horny slut desperate for /am/ cock.
3. gf her
No.21075
>>21074
Ey bb wanna sum fuk?
No.21076
Do you guys think OP got a gf yet?
No.21077
>>21074
I browse 8ch on my phone in public. I stopped caring what others think.
No.21078
does a sister count as a gf
No.21079
No.21110
>>21078
Depends. Do you still live together?
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No.25806
>>21079
Maybe his gf killed him?
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No.25996
>>25994
He still has 5 or 6 days depending on where he lives.
No.26153
>>14399
And she was 300 lbs body positive, am I right?
No.26156
>OP hasn't responded in 8 months
Maybe he actually went ahead and got himself a girlfriend, the absolute madman.
No.26159
>>21074
Haha this man gets it. All of you other nerds just don't understand how to get gfs like this man does.
No.26433
>>26156
>implying
Plus I bet he lives in the west.
>western women
Blegh, feminism has completely ruined them.
No.26434
>>26433
Western women only whine and yell at you.
Touhou women viciously use and then murder you.
No.26435
>>26433
Western women only whine and yell at you.
Touhou women viciously use and then murder you.
No.26436
>>26434
To be fair when I talk about Eastern, I'm talking about Slavs, and Japs, fuck the rest of Asia.
>use
Salary men fall into two fields in grorious nippon, betas who can't tell their boss they care more about their family than getting shitfaced after work hours.
Salary men who want to avoid all responsibility of having a wife and kid just to hang out at soaplands, or bars with qt hostesses.
>and then murder you.
Jap land has one of the lowest divorce rates, and a whopping 30% of their female population is virgin.
No.26437
>>26436
Talk about Japan all you want I'm talking about touhous.
No.26440
>>26433
>>26436
thanks for your insight, /r9k/
No.26445
>>26437
Thought you went full weeb and was using the Japanese word for Eastern.
2hus are shit waifu I do agree, I would only do a Reimu or Marissa.
No.26452
>>26445
When I go weeb I go full weeb and don't leave any room for doubt.
No.26467
>>14390
I'm not OP but I post on image boards and i recently got a gf. then again I've been really busy of late and thus have not been on image boards much at all recently
It's going ok. She has traditional values and we haven't done anything more than heavy kissing so i might still become a wizard but it's really nice to know than someone other than a parent cares for you.