No.4611
How many orgasms have you had today?
No.4613
Only one but I plan on having a second before sleeping.
No.4620
two
No.4638
three and a half but I could still go a couple of rounds more
No.4653
>>4638Please describe the sensation of half an orgasm
No.4688
I haven't even had a single orgasm today but I'm working on it.
No.4704
>>4611None. Why fap is this day and age? I use the energy and drive I get from my pent-up sexual drive to improve myself in the name of my waifu.
No.4713
>>4704If you don't at least fap once a week you're doing it wrong and should go read the sticky on /fit/
No.4756
>tfw going to a friends house and won't be able to orgasm without making things awkward.
No.4758
>>4756Take a very long dump.
No.4766
Once. Going to /nofap/ for a weekend (to maximize next load i'll be reading doujinshi to get aroused though) when visiting relatives
No.4800
>>4758I-I think my friend just did this to me.
Using his computer btw.
No.4809
>>4800Dubs just had his friend fap in his house.
nice.
No.4826
>>4713I've tried to read that /fit/ sticky several times now but I always get beaten by that huge, massive list of boring bullshit I don't understand.
I'll conquer it one day.
No.4843
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>>4800It's alright my friend was dumb enough to let my tablet connect to his internet so I came on his gerbils while he was sleeping.
No.4844
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No.4867
No.4871
>>4844>Those tiny little cocksWhat have you done to me anon.
No.4879
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>>4871Given you a new fetish for the week?
No.4917
>>4843>>4844Oh Yeah Joe? Well I came on your tablet. I then placed it under the couch where you were sleeping, and accidentally woke you on my way back to my room. That's why I was so pushy for you to go back to sleep.
p.s. they're hamster not gerbils.
p.p.s one is pregnant now
p.p.p.s that picture doesn't do justice to their disproportionately enormous testicles
No.4924
>tfw need to orgasm but also need to pick somebody up from the airport
They can wait, right?
No.4946
fufufueh!… fu ah fufuu~ fufuoohmn~!
While you were fapping I stole your orgasms!
No.4947
No.4975
I've never had a wet dream, /am/.
Can you teach me?
No.4976
>>4946why does this nigger keep stealing my shit
No.4992
>>4975Basically you have to not fap for so long that your body says "fuck it, we need this shit outta here." Kind if like shitting your pants, but with cum. I manged it once and it was pretty sweet but I've never had the willpower to do it since.
No.4994
>>49751. Don't touch yourself.
2. Read/watch a lot of porn before bed every night.
3. Continue to not touch yourself.
4. Sleep.
It'll eventually happen. This is the closest we'll get to VR for a while and when it happens it's worth it.
No.4995
>>4992>>4994If I've basically been fapping for roughly an average of once a day for 15 years or so, how many days would I expect to have to wait before it happens?
No.4996
>>4994I hope a succubus finds me tonight!
Thanks for all your help /am/!
No.4998
>>4995I've had it happen as quick as three days and had to wait almost a week other times. I think the quality of sleep contributes too, exercising, falling asleep in a completely dark room, not having anything stressing you out, etc.
No.4999
>>4996Godspeed in finding your jizz wiz
No.5052
No.5090
Three times. Probably going for an imagination based fap with the lights out before passing out in bed.
No.5190
atleast 50.
No.5205
No.5662
Twice so far today. Starting things off with a bang.
No.5718
Twice this morning, but I'm gonna try out what
>>4994 said. Wish me luck.
No.5801
No.5831
this entire thread
No.5841
>>5831Is she having an orgasm?
No.5871
>>5841I dunno but I just had my second today by watching her
No.5990
>wake up ready to report on my orgasms for the day
>somebody is laughing at me
Fine I'll keep it a secret
No.5992
>>5990Hella cute webm dude.
No.6002
>>5990Is that what I think it is?
No.6011
>>4611Yesterday I had 6, today 0 so far.
No.6030
>>5841I hope not i just mopped the damn floors.
No.6059
>>6013My number today just increased by one.
No.6060
No.6067
>>6013That makes my penis tickle
No.6073
>>4844When we work together its much better.
No.6080
I wish I didn't have hayfever. masturbating is slightly less enjoyable…
No.6098
>>6073This ruined my boner.
Make it four and a half orgasms today.
No.6105
>>6013Any idea where I can find more hentai webms anon? For, uh, research purposes.
No.6108
>>6105>>>/wx/6837I thought they had another hentai thread, must be in the archives because I'm not able to find it.
No.6159
I just questioned my friend and she's had 3 so far. I'm going to help her for a bit. See you dweebs later!
No.6260
0.
I'm saving up for a mega-orgasm.
No.6330
>>6013This made my penis hard.
No.6402
I've stopped having orgasms. They're too boring.
No.6824
No.6825
>>5801I failed miserably, but it did pay off in the long run.
It's been a while since I came that much.
Pic related is the cum dumpster that made me lose
No.6837
>>46110
I'm starting to think your dick stops working after you hit 40. I can only get it up like once a week. No one warned me about this, dammit.
No.6842
>>6837I'll have an extra orgasm for you, today.
No.6861
>>6842Thanks anon. I'll think of you when I try to get one off tonight. Hopefully your vibes will reach me and give me vitality.
No.6915
Has anyone look at porn and tried not to fap? My personal record is about 3 days.
No.6918
>>6915Sometimes I get sidetracked replying to threads with my pants down.
No.6929
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>>6918>be fapping to qt 2hu comic>decide to check threads on /am/>playing with dick while reading people's ideas about what makes a "real story">get sucked into responding>dick becomes soft in hands>can't get an erection any more>the qt 2hu comic now bores meI expect you to take responsibility, /am/
No.6931
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>>6929I was the guy who wrote that thread about real story.
I am the one who obstructed your fap session.
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to compensate you for your obvious mental pain and suffering.
Pic semi-related.
No.7330
Let's liven things up here, nerds.
How many orgasms have you had this month?
No.7335
>>7330Too many. My dick feels like a reptile and my loads are getting smaller every day. I need to take a break but I don't know how.
No.7349
who /cut/ and /nolube/ here
No.7407
>>7330Just shy of 30 I think.
No.7594
>>7330
Should I start keeping a journal of my faps, complete with what porn I was watching or what I was imagining at the time? Should I track how much time I spent from beginning to completion?
Teach me, master.
No.7668
I've asked /2hu/
>>>/2hu/15747
I will post their responses here. Now we can learn more about our sempai
No.7669
Lewd.
None so far. Is that pic cropped from an h-game, by chance?
No.7670
>>7669
It's from "Headbutt Exchange", a comic about unexpected penetration.
Now hurry up and have your orgasm today before it's too late.
No.7672
>>7670
If I started now, I most likely wouldn't finish before midnight (4 hours from now in my timezone).
I like to edge. A lot.
No.7676
None, I only masturbate when I'm alone and my parents were home all day. I'll probably have my next orgasm thursday.
No.7685
Well it looks like they don't fap very often on /2hu/. I wonder how they manage to control themselves around all those qts.
No.7698
No.7730
>>7729
>there will never be a Chinese grill with blue eyes and red hair that isn't an SJW
No.8004
Reporting:
Spent 1 hour 46 minutes masturbating. Used manga of Kancolle girls being drugged and Pokemon girls being mindbroken with vibrators.
No.8006
No.8031
Small minds masturbate to people; average minds masturbate to waifus; great minds masturbate to ideas.
I'd like to report I just masturbated to the idea of an orgy in a shower.
No.8035
>>8031
After reading this post I decided to fap to the concept of cumming.
It was by far one of my proudest faps.
No.8036
>>8031
I fap to the idea of my imouto being actually a slut at school.
No.8038
>>8036
There's something extremely satisfying about imagining your blood relatives having uninhibited wild sex with people while you're unaware. Top fap thanks for sharing the concept.
No.8076
>>8038
Why do I fap 6 times the day before a project's due
No.10525
>>4611
Eight times faggots
No.10526
No.10528
No.10532
I get off exactly once every two days, if it's gay shit then I'm aroused fast and feel guilty afterwards, if it's hetero stuff then it takes longer for me to cum but the orgasm is powerful and I feel spiritually fuflilled.
No.10551
>>10525
Impressive. I usually don't reach that number.
Have you tried for double digits yet?
No.10604
>>10532
>spiritually fuflilled
Muh nig nog.
When I talk to my pastor about porn he always talks about stopping and not having the feel guilty but when I bust a nut to some cute vanilla shit I just feel fucking great.
No.13009
No.13141
No.13321
>>4994
doesn't work, what do?
No.13322
>>4994
>>13321
It's actually pretty shit. I never remembered anything specific the next day. Experiencing orgasm while you are fully conscious is much better.
Just don't masturbate too often as the feeling will get much less intense that way. I only do it like 1-3 times a week and it's bretty gud.
No.13908
>>13009
Alright. Starting in July I will make sure to regularly update my fap journal. Thanks for the inspiration.
Haven't orgasmed yet today btw.
No.13909
>>13322
How the fuck you don't wake up?
As far as I know everyone wakes up when they have wet dream.
No.13931
Usually fap 2 times a day.
>Got into lewd audio porn recently
>Mfw any sort of ear licking audio
Drives my dick through the ceiling.
No.13947
No.13950
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>>13947
Some things she does reminds me of my early middle school self but I'm not her at all. but like here I do listen to masochist audio porn. It was all thanks to a Senran Kagura drama CD with Haruka. I didn't realize whispering and ear blowing would turn my dick into diamonds.
http://board.kasumi.moe/koe/catalog.html
This place is a good starting place to get into this stuff if anyone's interested.
No.13976
>>13947
Tomoko has a dick? A big strong dick that can go through ceilings?
No.13995
>>13976
She doesn't?
Then who is it that has been fucking me up the ass all these years?!
No.13997
>>13976
Have you not read her doujin? She can pierce the ceiling while taking a huge shit.
No.13999
>>13997
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as doujin, is in fact, doujinSHI, or as I've recently taken to calling it, doujin works. Doujins not a porn comic unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Doujin system made useful by the fat otakus and cheap paper comprising a full doujin circle as defined by comiket.
Many weaboos jerk off to a modified version of the doujinshi system every day, without realizing it! Through a peculiar turn of events, the doujinshis which are widely used today are often called doujins, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the doujinshi works, developed by the doujin authors.
There really is a Doujin, and these people are perusing its work, but it is just a part of the system they use. Doujins are the matrix: the program in the system that allocates the group's resources to the creation of the comics you use. The matrix is an essential part of a working factory, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a competitive fan market. Doujins normall work in combination with the SHI- that is the product: the whole system is basically Doujins with shi added, or Doujinshi. All the so-called Doujin comics are really Doujinshi comics!
No.14027
>>13909
I do, but pantsu is usually fucked up regardless.
That's why masterbating is better.
No.14132
I just fapped twice in a row and now my peepee hurts.
No.14133
Is there anything better than a group of girls circling around their shy friend and gently bringing her to mindshattering orgasm because they enjoy listening to her moans?
No.14135
>>14133
Isn't that just bullying?
No.14136
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>>14135
How can it be bullying when it makes her feel so good?
No.14148
>>14132
I just finished my second and my peepee still feels fine. Get thicker skin.
No.14152
>>14132
Fucking noob, my peepee only starts hurting from the fourth consecutive fap or so.
No.14173
>>14136
I've lost count of how many times I came to this image.
No.14665
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 | Rolled 1 (1d6) |
>/am/
No.14669
| Rolled 6 (1d6) |
>>14665
I'm not sure why you rolled dice there. Are you determining how many times you'll come tomorrow? That's a good idea.
No.14670
>>14669
Oh boy I'm in for a busy day.
No.14685
| Rolled 1 (1d6) |
How many orgasms will I have today?
No.14686
| Rolled 4 (1d6) |
>>14685
Phew… I was afraid of pic related.
No.14698
| Rolled 1, 1, 5, 6, 1, 6, 5, 5, 1, 6 = 37 (10d6) |
Anything less than 10d6 is lightweights
No.14940
>>14686
Lel, that took me a second.
>>14132
I know this feel. I tapped 3 times today and the second was kinda lame and the third was a fucking dissapoingment. My nuts just hurt a lot and it takes away all the pleasure. I cap in the morning and at night, so the gasms are spaced out enough so I don't feel pain during it.
No.14941
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>>4653
So is a half-orgasm like a failed orgasm where cum still dribbles out but you haven't lost any of the horniness?
No.14944
>>14941
Oh god, and then you try to keep going to achieve that full orgasmic feeling you know is supposed to shoot through your dick, but now you're starting to feel sore and drained?
No.14945
>>14944
No, if you edge properly the soreness won't set in and you should still be able to have a regular orgasm. When you do it will be amplified and shoot up to 2x farther.
No.14946
What do /am/igos do when they're fapping and are nowhere near orgasm but have been going long enough that blue balls are guaranteed if you quit? I just had to marathon a 2 hour fap because none of my usual standbys worked tonight.
No.14950
>>14945
Teach me your secret dick techniques.
No.14951
No.14952
>>14950
>>14951
Just fap until it gets really sensitive and then only stroke it lightly. Keep bordering on ejaculation and eventually it will happen. Really hard to pull off though for me at least..
No.14957
I guess it's early enough to get started.
No.15300
No.15353
Have you ever orgasmed so hard you distorted your face?
No.15381
I want an orgasm machine.
No.15384
Had a wet dream since I don't jerk often. Didn't feel he orgasm and ended up with cum all over my stomach and underwear.
No.15401
>>15396
Unfortunately my mouth is still stuck to the front of my face.
No.15743
>>15381
>tfw not a grill
>can't cum nonstop, forever
>have to resort to garbage like edging
THIS IS BULLSHIT
No.15744
>>15743
>being this much of a casual
Sticking things up your ass feels good.
No.15747
>>15744
that takes too much infrastructure and planning and the enema stage is a real boner killer
No.16202
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why does it feels so good /am/
No.16203
>>16202
Because you're a degenerate.
No.16204
>>16202
it doesn't feel good when you do it everyday sadly
No.16205
No.16213
>done with my chore today
>libido goes through the roof
Damit body
No.16258
>>16213
>having a chore
You haven't unlocked the true secret to good boy points, then.
No.16269
>>16258
no, chore as in: done my daily fapping
No.16271
I haven't had an orgasm in a week. I only masturbate to anime, but I can't find a good one to masturbate to. I don't want to fap to something that I've already fapped 100 times to and finding something new is almost impossible. The shitty plot and and the stupid, forced excuses for fappable moments of every anime I've watched recently just kill the boner.
No.16272
>>16271
Why don't you just fap to doujins like everyone else?
No.16273
>>16272
Because that's too easy and boring.
No.16275
>>16273
You're too boring. Take your fapping game to another level:
>>8031
No.16308
>>16275
Just took the imagination pill and it was breddy gud tbh
No.16557
I just downloaded Saru Get You 3, played it for about an hour, then fapped like crazy.
No.16742
I'm calling the police. Hopefully it's not to late to put you behind bars.
No.16747
>>16742
Making great posts is not a crime.
No.18725
No.19030
>>14941
After much research I've determined this is the secret to going on a masturbation session that lasts hours and reaches peak pleasure for prolonged periods of time.
No.19046
I haven't orgasmed all day.
No.19047
>>16273
>he thinks it's boring
nigga…
No.19626
I haven't fapped in weeks and I don't even feel the urge. It kinda worries me so I'm gonna try fapping tonight. Wish me luck /am/!
No.19627
>>19626
I haven't fapped in three days. Wonder if I can last any longer..
No.19630
No.20279
I had two yesterday. I wasted a lot of time but I think I'll try harder today…
No.20306
>>20279
Here's a question:
What's the longest time you've spent in an orgasmic state? (when your willy feels as tingly as loli cunny)
Me: 20 minutes.
No.20307
>>20306
like 20 seconds max
No.20317
>>20306
Do you just mean when it has heightened sensitivity or that moment when you cum and it feels really good for a few seconds?
Former, maybe a few minutes, latter, a few seconds.
No.22647
I haven't fapped in weeks. I tried yesterday and didn't finish because I got bored.
I need to explore new frontiers.
No.22660
>>22647
Experiment with minimalist faps
No.22666
>>22660
Those are some short thighs
No.22741
No.23459
I limit myself to one a day.
Haven't been too horny lately.
No.23974
I haven't had an orgasm all day
No.24013
>finally cum hands-free with dildo and vibrator
>could've been better but I let my ass clench up
overall 8.2/10 would recommend
No.24014
Zero. Low sex drive for the win.
No.26090
>>13931
>everynight i listen to ASMR ear licking
>went drinking one night with some normalfag friends
>fall asleep at my friend`s house
>get earlicked while being asleep
>Pants are wet
>My face is pure red
>everyone laughing at me
while i was asleep i dreamed about ran licking my ears it felt so good yet so weird.