Janitor from 8/a/ here.
I want to start off by saying how completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish, disrespectful, and just flat out rude /jp/ shitposting threads. /a/ is a chance for redditors and people in general to interact with us jannies and otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to reschedule the hotpocketing for another time because so many people that actually wanted to have meaningful serious discussions had their chances ruined because of all of you. I can tell you with complete certainty that if I see a single “OHAYOU”, “Take it easy!”, or “SAOVQ” reference on /a/ you can bet that you will be permanently banned.
Good signature of the ｊ／ａ／ｎｎｙ. You can verify this signature on 8chan /a/.