20026a No.5367
>be me, living in ancapistan
>the revolution suceeded 30 years ago and the state was finally destroyed
>living in my own land
>it's pretty small (only a million acres) but I don't mind living modestly as long as I have freedom
>last few months have been pretty boring, I haven't even been able to visit other lands
>their owners haven't yet decided to sign a contract allowing me temporary physical occupation of their property
>business has been tough, a lot of employees haven't been able to cover their innovation quotas so I kicked them out
>I hope they are fine, I actually care a lot about people, that's why I donate to charity
>like that time I donated a penny to that charity contest
>it would decide who would occupy the new vacancy at mr. shekelton's foundry
>how generous of mr. shekelton to offer his employment capacity to the charity
>thanks to men like him we live in this utopia
>walking around the limits of my property I see a man lying horizontally on neighbor land
>he looks malnourished and is covered in rags, he is probably an employee of the property owner
>I yell at him "you lazy bum, you should get back to work!"
>"don't you see how ungrateful of you it is to do nothing when the graceful owner of this property has generously allowed you to make a living working for him?"
>he replies "sir, I actually am not an employee of the…"
>he couldn't finish the sentece, I had already shot him in the head
>how dare he violate another person's property
>nearby workers of the land look at me with hate in their eyes
>I am not worried, they won't try anything funny
>they know that any attempt to violate the NAP will be met with instant airstrikes from the non-statist private property protection agency
>I tell you, we could never have achieved such efficiency if we had to consider "workers' rights" like a state would have forced us to
>I go back to my mansion where I live by myself, even though I occassionally get visits from female employees, if you know what I mean
>getting laid has never been easier since capitalism figured it could use women like property and currency
>just another way capitalism makes life better for everyone
>I get a notification on my surveillance device, which I use to keep track of my employees
>Smith-36 will turn 18 today, how splendid
>tonight I will probably visit the family
>I'll be sure to bring the customary birthday omelette and the contract where she must sign in herself for life
>it's just a little device I figured to prevent the eventuality of employees leaving for an employer that will offer them a better deal
>certainly, only through voluntaryism can a person enter any contract he wants, just another wonder of ancapistan
>oh boy, I remember the first time I introduced that contract
>there was a huge outrage, but I told them that I would fire those who didn't accept, so they signed the contract voluntarily
>matters have been so simple ever since
>sometimes I just sell some employees (or their children) to another capital owner
>sometimes I take the cute ones to my "private" "property", lol I'm such a playa, I got game theory hoe
>so anyway, on my way back to my mansion I find a crowd gathered around an old employee
>he is having a stoke, probably from exhaustion and his poor diet
>well, if he wanted to eat anything more than junk food he should become an entrepreneur
>junk food is like minimum wage, it's not meant actually maintain a person, everybody knows that
>haha, minimum wage, good thing that went away with the state
>it's better this way, now people are paid what they are worth
>if employers pay employees less than their labor is worth, then they wouldn't accept the deal
>it's simple economics everyone can understand, unlike that "surplus" bullshit they love to babble on about
>anyway, Johnson-87 was lying on the ground, dying
>the rest demanded that I did something about it
>I answered that it wouldn't be profitable, his health was very deteriorated
>the cost of taking care of his health would surpass the profit his work would provide me the rest of his short life
>he lived to be 27, though, he shouldn't complain
>another employee calls me tyrant monster and threatens to organize a strike if I don't do something
>I fire him and then fire at him for standing on my property without permission
>I then leave, admittedly angry, at the nerve of those worthless, selfish assholes
>oh well, at least I've got enough property and profit to stay competitive in the market
>all is good in ancapistan
>inb4 ancap reactionaries furiously post an anarchocommunist version of this greentext
d6d6b1 No.5370
Your utter lack of understanding is pretty amusing
b6a7ba No.5372
>>5367hey it's mr enema fail.
nothing but butthurt and shitposting all over everything.
troll harder buddy
a196bd No.5375
>>5372>implying I can't tell you are mad as fuckMy work here is done.
b6a7ba No.5379
>>5375implying you don't wake up every morning and shed real tears over the fact that ancaps are anarchists and there's nothing you can do about it
a196bd No.5380
>>5379Whatever you say, jimmy.
Call me when you have active militant ayncrap organizations and manage to build an ayncrap society.
b6a7ba No.5382
a196bd No.5384
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>>5382>Bolton Hall, admirer of Proudhon (anarchist mutualist), involved in worker organizations>ayncrap>Back to the land, occupation and squatting>ayncrapYou cannot even quote irrelevant ayncrapist activists so you must usurp other activists' achievements?
Well, you are trying to steal the history of anarchism for you own ayncrapism, so I'm not too surprised.
Your anus is starting to prolapse, by the way.
b6a7ba No.5393
>>5384
>greentexting quotes and stuff>lol i can't read>if i agree with it in any way it's totally not ancapist it's anarchist>wait a minute i didn't mean that ancaps are anarchists>fuck my mouth tastes like footyeah
basically
a196bd No.5395
>>5393Except none of those things are ayncrapist and your sources never make the case that they are. Fucking hell, the word doesn't even show up in those articles.
Keep raging faggot, I got maymays for days.
60c3a6 No.5402
lol, this was very pleasing.
f10659 No.5406
heh
a4e5c1 No.5773
Post moar faget.
0b662a No.5779
simbly eric
391921 No.5796
I must say I really laughed at this.
Good job OP, you weren't a faggot today
9d6d25 No.7504
bump4lulz
ed1866 No.7507
Remember that Capitalist posts go in
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9d6d25 No.7508
Come on, /anarcho/, dump your greentexts.
423fbd No.7519
>meet cute girl
>end up dating
>she becomes my girlfriend
>one day I post-coitally murmur in her ear that she is my property
>she says that she is her own person and can do as she pleases
>I tell her she doesn't understand and that there is only me, that I am unique and that she, among other things, is my property
>she tells me I'm a male chauvinist pig
>I tell her such concepts are merely spooks
>she looks at me like I'm crazy and gets up to leave and mockingly tells me to have some other girl as property
>I say that everything belongs to me already, I've merely to attain power over it
>she asks me who the hell I think I am
>I say that I'm the creative nothing which cannot be named
>she says I'm an asshole
>I say no attributes can properly describe the creative nothing which is the unique one
>she asks me where I get all this shit from
>I tell her that I have stated my case on nothing
>she leaves
f7eb7a No.7523
c7e54a No.7541
>30 years after the revolution
>wake up by noon
>there are no longer any states due the the struggle of the FLC(Free Coalition of Landowners)
>look out from my tower over my cotton fields
>all my employees have been working since 4AM
>i know that because their contract requires them to have RFID chips implanted in their skins that are connected to the cotton-baskets
>see that Bai-Lang from area Q384 checked in 3:55
>those asians must be hard workers
>take my tank and casually roll over towards Q384 on the rental roads, privately owned by my neighbour
>i pay him in cotton and children, all is good
>get to the hometown of my hard-working asian employee
>no one speaks english
>buy their land for $5
>my land now
>bulldoze the houses standing on my private property
>employ these uncivilized NEETs to build a jeans factory and for in it
>some pesky socialist from the neighbouring village comes up to me
>he shouts imperialist
>i say entrepeneur
>he walks up to me talking about "human rights"
>i show the contract my employees signed and shoot him for trespassing
>stroll home in tank
>today was a good day
>long live ayn rand
254664 No.7588
Hey Faggots,
I'm part of antifa and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever beat up a fascist? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Žižek lectures.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in the black bloc at the Toronto G20, and regularly torch police cars. What oppressors do you fight, other than "college liberals pretending to be lesbian Maoists"? I also organized my workplace, and have an active radical affinity group (We just defaced a billboard; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and our affinity group.
254664 No.7589
>>7588New copypasta from a /leftypol/ fellow.
9d3070 No.7594
>>5379The only reason that ayncraps might qualify as Anarchists, is that in their personal lives, on their own time, they are fairly uncapitalist. Not quite anti-capitalist, but uncapitalist.
Most of you in practice are fairly mutualist, and support things like Free software, and Bitcoin, a Free software project based around a public ledger known as the block chain. Guess who owns the block chain? no one. Its unowned as public property. It was set up by a non-fot profit, which is most likely who wrote the OS on your computer, because your probably running linux or *BSD like me. If nothing else, you're not dumb enough to trust a capitalist entity like google, microsoft, or apple to protect your shit, but instead preffer good ol' fashion community made and verified tech. Why? Because we're not out to get your shit.
So I get a smile out of that, and all I gotta say is we'll leave the lights on once you come to your senses and realize there is more to socialism than communism, and more to communism then lennin.
4d8288 No.7601
bb5feb No.8010
>be me, during a national soccer event
>not giving a shit about it
>talking to a friend
>anon, do you know why there is a captain in a soccer team?
>nope
>because a leader is always needed, you see, even in sports anarchy doesn't exist
4d8288 No.8015
>>8010I hope your friend knows there's an anarchist version of soccer.
bb5feb No.8017
>>8015Indeed, pic related.
5357bc No.9214
>>8017
Is… is that really a thing?