Short Admissions Wall
If you want to make a short and simple confession or rant, do it in this thread. Not really for discussing as much as just getting something off your chest and leaving, so this thread will be cyclical.
Welcome to /ancon/
This is a board for getting things off your chest and discussing your problems with fellows.
PLEASE READ EVERYTHING IN THIS POST BEFORE MAKING A THREAD OR POSTING IN ANOTHER THREAD
Posting guidelines:-
1. The board is for anything you need to get off your chest, whether you're angry, sad or happy about recent or old occurings, as well as discussing those things and giving support if needed.
2. This isn't /r9k/, so don't post things like ">tfw no gf" or "you'll never feel the love of a lamia snuggling you in bed" unless you can give a serious confession or rant after those.
2.1. That means you CAN post about not having a lamia girlfriend as long as you actually put out your feelings about it.
3. There is a sticky for non-descriptive confessions you believe won't need much discussion or if you just want to pop-in and let people know so you can feel better. Do your part to keep the catalog clean.
4. You're allowed to create a general thread for specific types of confessions (such as relationship issues or ranting about bad customers at work) as long as there's enough confessions/rants of the sort to need it.
5. Confessions and rants of any topic are allowed, from bad feelings you get seeing burritos all the way to how sad you are that you can't be a space deer.
6. Do not think that this board will be your personal army or hugbox. People are allowed to be rude if they think you're full of crap.
7. Don't make a post that's irrelevant to anything in the thread you're posting in.
8. Joke posts are okay if they can sound enough like legitimate confessions.
Rules:-
1. Global rules apply. Essentially, don't post anything illegal. You're allowed to confess about something you did that was illegal though.
2. No doxxing/raiding. I need to emphasize on this one because some people may think it's a good idea to ruin the lives of people they think have done someone wrong. As I said in the guidelines, this isn't a personal hugbox.
3. No spamming, spambots or flooding the board.
4. No ban evasion.
5. If you want to post NSFW images, make sure it's relevant to the thread and spoiler them.
6. No shock files such as gore and screamers.
7. Do not use tripcodes or names unless they're relevant to the subject. This board has post IDs, so people will know who you are within a thread but not who you are globally.
8. Post short confessions and rants in the short sticky.
9. No drama.
Breaking rules 1 to 4 are grounds for an instant perma-ban while 5 to 9 are temporary bans. If you break a rule by accident, delete your post or in the case of rule 7, take off your name/tripcode for your later posts. If it's found that you're not following the guidelines for several posts, it is also grounds for a temporary ban. Getting several temporary bans will lead to a permanent ban since it implies that you cannot function on this board properly and are unable to respect the rules and guidelines.
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Violent Thoughts
I have a problem with coming up with really vicious scenarios for people I don't like.
This guy was supposed to pay me a lot of money for a job I did. He keeps bullshitting because he's a nigger. I can easily imagine what I would do to him.
>Invite him to my house to bring me my money
>He comes without the money so he has to get hurt now
>put visine in his drink
>he passes out
>I hoodwink him and post pictures of his knocked ass on backpage
>sell his bootyhole all night until I'm satisfied with my money
>kick his ass with my gang
>drug him and leave him locked in his car in the middle of the country
>be satisfied with my money and be chill
>nobody would come looking for me because everyone knows I'm super sweet and won't even hurt a fly
Just imagining all that gives me a rush