No.333167[Last 50 Posts]
why is she so useless?
No.333174
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No.333343
Because unlike these 3's, she isn't big.
No.333349
No.333982
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antimatter~
No.333984
>>333974
But don't you want it fixed?
No.333985
>>333972
Beer sounds good..
>>333979
Will I enjoy it or fall asleep?
No.333987
Smells like butt orgasms in here
No.333988
this is thread
No.333990
No.333991
>>333985I'll decide when I get there.
rifk
brb drinks
No.333992
No.333993
>>333990What'd you fix? ;-;
No.333995
>>333993I installed Adobe Reader and Google Ultron.
No.333999
>>333995I donno ultron but it's prolly cool then
No.334000
>>333984IT CANT BE FIXED. DIDNT I JUST TELL YOU?
No.334003
>>334000I'm not asking possibilities, I'm asking what you want.
>>334001ew
and checkem
No.334004
>A friend of a friend wants to move in with me and is messaging me on fb
Anthony Soto
Do you work?
3:32pm
Gustavo Lira
At the moment, no but I have unemployment coming in and I recently got my tax return
Anthony Soto
3:35pm
Anthony Soto
lol I don't wanna sound like a dick or anything but I really wouldn't want someone who isn't working to be living with me.
Gustavo Lira
3:37pm
Gustavo Lira
i know what you mean. i am going to be looking for work though. hopefully sometime in march i can go back to work at amazon again
Anthony Soto
3:39pm
Anthony Soto
Why are you getting kicked out anyways?
Gustavo Lira
2/28, 3:40pm
Gustavo Lira
roommate doesn't want me here. just the stress of everything got to him.
How do I tell him to kill himself without hurting his feelings?
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No.334006
>>333994
I cannot fucking stand thottys, Neko. Even if I could, I don't really know where they are, and I don't really want to go to where they should be.
No.334007
No.334008
>>334006You mean to tell me you don't know where to find black girls?
No.334010
>>334007Now why do you think it can't be fixed?
What's holding you back and stuff.
No.334012
>>334008I do
but
Why would I want to go there?
And besides, do I just walk around a neighborhood going "hey, do you know anybody that does hair?"
No.334013
Is this why people were saying "I'd live with Soto?"
>>334004Show him who you are, he'll stop wanting to come.
>>334010It's the way I am.
No.334014
>>334012I could just ask any one of my friends that are black girls and they'll do it for me. Do you not have any?
No.334015
No.334016
>>334015That part creeped the shit out of me when I was playing that game.
No.334017
>>334016Footsteps=nightmares
then I got tired of that bitch and tried to kill her once I had the plasma beam
no dice
No.334018
>>334004but why do you want him to self terminate?
maybe his roomate broke down?
No.334019
>>334013People change though, why do you think you can't?
No.334020
>>334017Another clone of Samus made from horrible nope
Still a better villain than Dark Samus
No.334021
>>334014Not many. One, I haven't spoken two in weeks, and the other one is just some bougie bitch that's really annoying.
No.334022
>>334020Dark samus was more intelligen than some X parasite
it even played on Samus's emotions by taking her fellow bounty hunters in corruption
No.334023
>>334021Well ask the least annoying one.
No.334024
>>334019I didn't say I can't. But haven't you read what I said at all?
I have tried. I have had many, many hobbies, but I always sink into boredom very fast, unless I have company.
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No.334026
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>>334022Am I misremembering something here? I thought Samus was brought up by bird things that were bounty hunters, nowadays though she's always with humans. o3o
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I'm I the only one who wants to peel the flesh off Fortune's bones..?
No.334028
>>334022Samus X was creepy and just fucking unnatural.
She psychologically tormented you, the player, by stalking you and being better at the game than you were.
No.334030
>>334024What's in the past is in the past, can't change it. Maybe you should think about what went wrong there and learn about it.
Imma sleep now though x.x
weltrusten
No.334031
>>334026Dark samus is her antitheses
basically metroid prime absorbed her phazon suit in prime in a desperate attempt to destroy her, also got her dna
recombobulated into space to form dark samus
No.334032
>>334028>better at the game hue
No.334033
No.334034
>>334032Tried to kill her while she has literally all the same abilities and weapons as you at her disposal.
I'd say that makes her an eensie bit better.
No.334035
he's so cute
I can't be the only one…
No.334037
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>>334031No, no. I meant her buddies. I know the Dark Samus stuff, it's the whole being accompanied by humans everywhere in newer games that kinda blew my mind~
I know, random subject change but I assume you know far more about Metroid than I do.
>>334030Sleep sweetly, good night~
No.334038
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No.334039
>>334037The Chozo were not bounty hunters.
They were a mostly peaceful knowledge-seeking race.
No.334040
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Oh yeah, did my taxes.
No.334041
NO?
No.334042
>>334013Like it's not even that Fortune
This dude is getting kicked out of his place cause of his roommate cause he's living off unemployment and won't find a job and just stays home and plays vidya all day
Now he's asking me if he could crash here and I ask him all this shit and he's like "Oh but don't worry I'll find a job"
I'm like "Naww man, I don't do promises, If you want to move in at least have a job and some steady income, I can't have people living here without a job being on their computer all day doubling up on my light bill "
Not to mention the fact that he will be home 24/7
fuck that shit
I don't want a Yan//Luka tier deadbeat living with me
no offense guys>>334018People like this just piss me off Grim
No.334043
>>334042Yeah, I got all that.
But you're looking for a roomie/housemate?
No.334044
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>>334039Oh, okay. Then that sorta explains the humans being the bounty hunters, we are far from peaceful. =3=
Thank you, that whole thing was itching at my brain for a while now and I just didn't want to go digging through a Metroid wiki or something to figure out stuff~
No.334046
>>334041So sometimes I think about maybe murdering you a little with some erotic bloodplay thrown in and MAYBE I masturbate to these thoughts once in a while. Who gives a shit? Don't you be coming in here and fucking judging me on this shit now.
No.334047
>>334042Still a few tiers above living in my parent's garage like you were :^)
<3 No.334048
>>334042You know
you're probably right about him though
>>334044Humans?
Which ones?
The humans she works with are the federation army/government
but yeah
just ask me anything about metroid and I'll give you the low down on it
No.334049
>>334046I'm so glad I gave you the wrong address right now
No.334050
>>334045my shit done froze, anywho, I'll vote for whoever I feel is in my best interest, I will do the research.
No.334051
>>334049You're joking? I payed 4 euros for that book!
No.334052
>>334042Don't let him without a job…you'll regret it…
No.334053
fucking qr no work
No.334054
*fixes fortune*
No.334055
>>334051Address recieved no book.
No.334056
>>334050VOTE FOR RAND PAUL, HE OWNS GUNS JUST LIKE YOU
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No.334058
>>334055So that IS the right address. Maybe I was just confirming~
No.334060
>>334056guns aren't my only interest, and law can't take what I already have, because if they try they won't.
No.334061
>>334043Naww he's just getting kicked out and has nowhere to go
Which is bullshit cause I know there is at least ONE family member who will take him in
he's not that much of a shit person, he's just lazy
>>334047That's good Yan
Its all about that progress even if it is slow, ya know?
Like look at me from sleeping in a mattress in a garage floor to sleeping in a bed in a shitty run down apartment
started from the bottom now were here.mp4
>>334048NEETs are like leeches
They just live off you until you can't take it anymore then they just move to another host
>>334052I already said no but he's still going on about promises
No.334062
>>334059Also he's the only one who is fit for the job
>>334060how come they won't? They will break down your door and steal all your shit
No.334063
>>334061Don't believe in those promises, my gay brother is a deadbeat just like Yan and just doesn't want to work…
No.334064
>>334048… Wait, she was working with a government? Is this the same game that it was back with Super Metroid? Cause I could have sworn it was about space bounty hunters, space pirate things and aliums…
This is what I get for only playing the old ones and only doing so back when I was much younger. Jeez~
No.334065
yeah soto's a mexican but at least he's not a cum sucking faggot that get's rejected by traps
No.334066
>>334063turn off the internet for a day and watch him go nuts
No.334067
>>334066My mom did and he had a legit panic attack x.x
No.334068
I finished making my webms, yay.
No.334071
>>334062with loaded guns pointed at them, and shots fired to defend my life because they had hostile intent, I figure I'll be a martyr.
No.334072
>>334054please do
>>334058Didn't say it was mine tho
'tis>>334061He just wants to keep the lifestyle.
Still, something like a week ago people were asking "Would you live with Soto?"
No.334073
>>334069my god, that was hilarious.
No.334074
I lied my favorite webm is too big.
fuck my life.
No.334075
>>334061I actually offered luka to live with me a few months back
but they declined because theyre comfortable on their 10k yearly canadian welfare
derp
>>334062I agree
>>334064lol
in super metroid it's a continuation of the story of metroid 2
the scientists she gave the last baby metroid to had been killed and the baby metroid taken by ridley
she followed ridley to zebes, ironically thats where she was raised by the chozo
>>334065OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHIITTTTTTTTTT
>>334069god
fucking
damn
No.334076
Well I have sucked a trap off
But I haven't gotten rejected yet
Hope that clears things up
>>334072Oh that, it was just a thing after I told elma to move in with me for the lulz
>>334075LOL OH WOW GRIM
No.334077
>>334076See I'm not all mean
I even offered to help him find a job
No.334078
>>334067what a pathetic neet. he should know bad times can come and own good singeplayer games.
you should let me shit talk to him so i can make him realize he's just a parasite in this world.
No.334079
>>334074480p: 854x480
360p: 640x360
240p: 426x240
Consider them.
No.334080
>>334076Aw.
Most people said they would. Was nice.
No.334081
MFW Lenko gets butthurt when I tell him he has a small cock.
No.334082
>Grim inviting Luka to live with himI don't even know what to say to this
>>334079b-b-b-b-b-but muh 720P
No.334083
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>>334070>>334074if you can get it to me, I'll shrink it.
>>334073>>334075I found a webm of a guy right after he was chopped in half by a train. I didn't save it.
No.334084
>>334075Hm~
Did anything else get explained about the Metroids?
No.334086
So I'm moving in with you when I graduate, right Soto?
No.334087
>mfw fuji is jelly of my 7 in cock
No.334089
Oh, we're in the middle of a cock-measuring contest. I sure do pick the best times to come back
No.334091
>>334081at least he has a penis
>>334082say it
>>334084yeah
they were originally created to destroy the x-parasite, which threatened the entire galaxy
but the space pirates decided to weaponize it
mother brain was the original ecosystem and decision making supercomputer for the chozo on zebes, but once the pirates invaded, she decided to side with them and try to start the galaxy anew with a "fresh wipe" using the pirates to raze and burn everything to the ground
No.334093
>>334086You better get a shitty minimum wage hard labor job in the meanwhile til you get your career started Colby
Cause you ain't gonna be livin for free m8
If you do get a job tho I'm so down
>>334087sup Yogs
>>334080I'm kind of strict and a bit of a neat freak
>>334077You sure you didnt want to wife dat ass?
No.334094
>>334082It's fine as long as it's not a webm for ants.
No.334095
Why does everybody on the internet have a 7" penis.
No.334096
>>334094lenko's theme song.webm
No.334097
>>334093>sup YogsFucking lost it
No.334099
>>334093That would be the plan, yeah. I have some money saved up for when I graduate and I think my parents will help me out a little when I move out. Plus I'll have a car and whatnot
No.334100
>>334093Honestly if luka was at least a 7/10 female I might have tried
No.334101
>>334091I just said i don't know what to say to that.
nerd.
>>334094SD pls that's too tiny.
ants can't even see that sit
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>>334083I'm tempted to do this myself, paint a picture with my blood, I have no idea if I'll ever post it or what I would paint.
No.334103
>>334086-Huggles-
>>334091Oh, wow. So was Other M as bad as people claimed? o3o
No.334105
im really stressed but im almost out of weed
what the fuck do i do
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No.334107
>>334103I hated it.
Team ninja turned samus into a fucktoy bitch basically
No.334108
>>334104I guess just autism is all I can muster up.
>>334105ky boo
No.334109
No.334110
>>334103<3
>>334105Find a method of stress relief that doesn't require smoking?
No.334111
>Measuring your dick
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>>334107That's what I had heard, I'm sad that it is true.
>>334110♥ How are you~?
No.334113
I'm pretty sure your parents are going to do a background check on me and come check up on you like every week tho
>>334099Sounds pretty good man
>>334100TOP GRADE PREMIUM KEK
No.334114
>>334111IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO COMPARE YOUR PENIS SIZE WITH THAT OF EVERY OTHER MALE YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE A LINEUP AND MEASURE DICKS WHEN THEY CHOOSE PARTNERS???!?!?!?!?
No.334115
>>334112It's ok.
Retro Studios, the team that made the original amazing prime games should be working on a proper sequel by now.
I have faith.
>>334113IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT
No.334116
>>334114Never measured mine, not a clue how large it is, whether it is above average or not.
No.334117
>>334083that's pretty cool.
>>334102me too, except I would use a syringe to draw the blood, because cutting is just stupid.
>>334093 No.334118
>>334112Good! Gonna go eat and see that Kingsman movie in 30 mins or so. How about you?
>>334113It'll take away some of the stress of finding somewhere to live, that's for sure. Your place isn't that expensive, is it?
Also nah, they mostly leave me to my own devices
>>334116Keep it that way.
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>>334115I'd hope so, it's sadly a thing nowadays where companies just let the same horrid company ruin a game further.
>>334118I'm doing rather well~ ^^
I hope the movie turns out well.
>>334119-Pets-
No.334122
>>334119Did you notice that they subtly lightened the colors on the right-hand image? I wonder why
No.334123
MFW he finally shows me.
No.334124
>>334121IF ONLY SONY WAS IN CHARGE OF METROID
FUCK NINTENDO
No.334125
>>334096>>334098Knew it would come handy someday.
>>334101I feel like i should make a "That's what she said" joke here, but i'd just serve myself.
No.334126
>>334115Have you seen Luka irl?
>>334117I miss Aoi
>>334118Naww it's not too pricey
But I am planning on moving out and actually moving to a actual nice apartment around riverside near downtown hopefully by the end of this year
>>334123WOW AND LENKO MAKES FUN OF ME FOR BEING A FAGGOT
also post it here
No.334127
>>334120Good for you yo
>>334121I've heard nothing but good things about it, so it should be fun!
>>334123Kekekekekekekekekeke
>>334126Well I graduate in like June or July so I'd probably move with you if that happens
No.334128
>>334125I'm glad you didn't.
you're better than this, SD!
No.334130
>>334127Fun part is I don't know shit about your inches and stuff, nor do I know what the average is.
I can pretend everyone who posts their size is tiny
they lied anyway No.334131
LOL
No.334132
6.5-7", for the record.
No.334133
Should I sleep even though I got 12 hrs of sleep yesterday?
I feel great and think I can handle an 8 hr shift in about 3 hrs
No.334134
>>334128Too nice to say that stuff anyways, that being said have this webm that i will never use, but surely somebody can find good use for.
No.334135
>>334129Well now you know
>>334130According to the internet, the average is 13 cm
No.334136
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>>334124Part of me wants to say "If only old school Bungie was in charge of Metroid." if only it offered a chance of seeing that guy's whole Samus vs Master Chief thing become real.
Now that he sadly wouldn't see it though, sorta pointless~ =3=
>>334127:3 Mhm! -Eskimo boop-
>>334129-Cuddles- Silly~
No.334137
Aaaaaaaaaand I'm off again
Later nerds
No.334138
>>334135Fuck, I have mastered the art of measuring in parts of 15 centimeters. I now have an estimate…
>>334132Yeah, this so applies.
No.334140
>>334090>>334102interesting concept.
>>334117i was in a hurry when i posted that. i forgot to mention he was still moving and talking to the guy with the camera. he was halved just above the waist.
No.334141
I kinda feel like Colbs will nag me to death
Everytime we hang out there's always something involving Colbs getting mad at me
>>334137lates
No.334142
>>334138You are inviting me to prove it. Be less obvious.
No.334143
>>334142How'd the topic change to your penis?
No.334145
>>334143I was talking about my cock from the start, I don't know what you thought this was about.
No.334146
>method of stress relief that doesn't require smoking
No.334148
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>>334141Or you could just be less of an ass and people wouldn't easily get mad at you. =3=
Just Saiyan.
>>334146Meditation helps, though I also wouldn't take anyone's words here seriously given we all find forms of escapism, we wouldn't likely post here otherwise~
No.334149
>>334094Someone make a new thread, this one hates me.
No.334150
>>334145No, I know.
I just realized what we were discussing though.
No.334152
Quit your bitching boo
Weed isn't even that good
>>334148I'm trying
cut me some slack
No.334153
IM MAKING PASTA TONIGHT
>>334126I wouldnt let em move in unless I've cammed with him at least 3x
have you?
>>334136imagine though
would be so good
>>334146sleeping
asmr (if you're that kind of weird guy)
>>334149shut up mom
No.334154
>weed isn't even that good
>eating
>MEDITATING
No.334155
>>334126I do too, last time I saw AOI was like 6 months ago.
>>334140oh, I saw the gif of the guy cut off at the waist by a truck, I deleted my gore folder though, I never used it for anything, it didn't even fit my methods of trolling.
No.334156
Maybe you should cut your jewfro, all that hair might be the cause of your stress
No.334158
>>334156why are you being rude?
No.334159
>>334144np. i have to do it all the time.
>>334155same here. It's too freaky for me. I'd rather have this type of freaky then that type of gore.
No.334160
New thread per request
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No.334161
>>334158Cause it's in my nature
No.429096
This board is pure faggotry
But at least you aren't rulecucks like /polpol/
Here is an IP to help you knock them out of the 25
No.429397
Because she's not Kirito, and only Kirito is allowed to be not shit, lest all the girls magically stop wanting his dick
inb4muhmutherosario
No.429398
>>429397Sao is utter dogshit by the way.
No.429433
I'd have legitimate sympathy for pedophiles if they weren't usually so narcissistic.
No.429482
SAO godly.