No.410558[Last 50 Posts]
/baphomet/ is holding a party tonight at 7:00EST and you're all invited to come.
It's a chance for boards to get together, hang out and casually chat. Hoping to see you there!
No.410744
frist
No.410745
Penis.
No.410749
No.410750
Nth poser where N is equal to the number of posts now in thread save for the OP.
No.410751
>>410747Squash and I are also besties.
*shoves you*
Back up ho you're not better than me.
No.410753
I am better than you.
No.410754
>>410751I'm telling teacher. ;_;
No.410756
>Loco and Amy are fighting over my friendship
Alas. To have such beauties fight for my hand.
No.410757
>>410753Only in
number of testicles.
No.410759
>>410754*pulls your hair*
You're my bitch now.
No.410760
>>410753Who what where when and why
No.410761
I probably think colbs is the best poster on right now.
No.410762
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>>410723I typed like three text walls at this and deleted them all cause nothing is my place to say.
I just have so many emotions.
No.410763
>>410756He started it! I was just trying to stick up for you.
>>410759Owww! HEELP
No.410764
Kinda wanna fuck Amy in the ass and jack him off while I thrust so we can both cum at the same time
No.410766
>>410762CTRL Z RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
DO IT
No.410767
No.410768
No.410769
>>410763I take all your crayons and break them. I scatter them on the floor. I have three or four left in my hand. I make you eat these crayons.
No.410770
>>410761You should be ashamed.
No.410771
>>410760A E I O U and sometimes
y No.410772
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>>410764Why didn't you say "I want to give Amy a reacharound."?
No.410773
hi colbs
No.410774
>>410770Scratch that, Nin is.
No.410775
Well. Thanks Karp. Next time i'll post Relax by Frankie.
No.410776
Hi Nin
No.410777
>>410771what a waste of time!
No.410778
>>410774Better, but you should still be ashamed.
No.410779
I'm off to get some stuff done.
You turd muffins be good.
No.410780
No.410781
>>410777English is a waste of time? Commie.
No.410782
>>410762Is it my hairy arms? I get pretty torn up about those too.
Get it? *TORN UP*>>410764If you're still as cute as you were in that one picture I'd be down for that.
>>410768>dat phimosisOH BOY THAT'S OLD
>>410769Wow, you're kind of a bully.
No.410783
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I would be upset too if nobody else on my team upgraded their trinket
No.410784
Fuck of Squash.
No.410785
Loco why did Rose look so gross?
>>410781It's American bro.
No.410786
>>410779Enjoy the grilled duck breast.
No.410787
AND THEN FUCK OFF
No.410788
>>410772It's all about the flair, he has to tell every detail, like any successful erotic writer.
No.410789
No.410790
>>410778I wouldn't consider you to be the best poster by any stretch of even the most crazed and bizarre imaginations.
No.410791
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTTTTTT
No.410792
>>410782You're just now realising this?
>>410785Because we have to be accepting of larger women.
Also she's a war general she has to be a fucking wall of a woman.
No.410794
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>>410788Verbosity for the sake of it should be illegal.
No.410795
>>410790I don't want to be the best poster.
No.410797
You know. Sometimes I feel deflated. Out of energy. You know, really feeling the pressure. The pressure of being the most Alpha Amazing Poster here. But I gotta be the very best, like no one ever was.
No.410798
>>410792She looks like some sort of mix of Amethyst and an animu broad.
>>410789Did I pass?
No.410799
>>410797Would it be accurate to say training them is your cause?
No.410800
>>410799Yes, yes it would. Its like you know the struggle.
No.410801
I have to go do things that aren't post on the internet for a while.
Amy, you're in charge of the harem. Make sure nothing bad happens.
No.410802
>>410774Please.
>>410776Whats up?
No.410803
POST IT YOU FAGGOt
No.410806
>>410800Would you be willing to travel far and wide? To achieve this, I mean.
>>410801AWESOME
ALRIGHT BUTTSLUTS, GRAB A KNIFE AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
No.410807
>>410795Who would you consider to be the best then?
No.410808
>>410798Maybe.
>>410802Woke up not too long ago, helped my stepdad fix the oven, nothing too special. how about you?
No.410809
>>410782>that one pictureAmy pls
There are millions of pics
No.410810
>>410804Can you share the general names of the "so many emotions", at least?
No.410812
No.410813
>>410808Also
>didn't invite me last nighthMHMHPHMPPHMPHMPHMHPMHP
No.410814
>>410806You could say I have a heart so true.
No.410815
shut up Damami
No.410816
>>410809Well yeah but there was that one time you looked like a total HOTTIE.
No.410817
>>410813We had 5 people and you weren't on
No.410818
>>410816I remember my first time taking hallucinogens
No.410819
>>410814I will teach you, if you teach me. Like study-buddies.
No.410821
>>410818Aw, Soto, don't be so hard on yourself.
…
[childish sniggering No.410822
is that a toasterpoppy top
should I be worried
No.410823
>>410819You know… Arm in arm, we'll win the fight… You reckon as friends that its always been our dream?
No.410824
>>410817I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO PLAY YOU SHIT
No.410825
>>410822Be afraid. Be very afraid. The only people that actually play Poppy are literally insane
>>410824You should have logged on then
No.410826
>>410822nice ping fuckass
No.410827
#nobodylovesdamami
No.410828
>>410812Alright then you bizzare little ape.
No.410829
>>410823Absolutely. Now… if only we had a catchy tagline to cap this off…
No.410830
Colbert/Damami eRelationship drama is so stale and samey. I mean, its like reruns of The Simpsons. Who HASN'T seen it.
No.410831
No.410832
>Not Seinfeld reruns>>410825Even after you told me you love me.
Nice one, jerk!
No.410833
Holy shit Neru is leeg, cappus, and swallowing Echo's semen all you do?
Get a fucking job
>>410821Oh, are you talking about that time my hair was really fucking long and I had a CRAWLING IN MY SKIN look going on?
No.410835
inb4 copious amounts of emoting about "petting"
No.410839
>>410830Is there thing still a "will they, won't they"? Or did they? Or have they, and it went wrong, and now DaMandarin is kinda salty about it?
No.410840
>>410836You lack an opinion.
No.410841
>>410835ikt isn't here
or is he
No.410842
>>410838Ironic hashtag usage.
No.410843
No.410844
>>410839They "are". And they ar eboth so salty I am starting to think they are reincarnations of McDonalds fries.
No.410847
>>410840I did. No-one deserves to be the best poster because they're all shit.
No.410848
>>410841I was more talking about Muu.
No.410849
>>410846You're silly. -copious amounts of poking-
No.410850
>>410842I don't support it even in irony.
No.410851
No.410852
>>410844>two tsuns in a relationshit>they're still being tsunI just… I don't…
What?
No.410853
>>410848I'd rub a muu's belly
but not pet him
No.410854
No.410855
>>410810Sadness and maybe some pity. And I know I hate when people give me those. It's damn close to judging, and it's not my place to judge. I want to help, but I always just end up upsetting you. So, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Guess just ignore it, but that seems wrong too.
No.410856
>>410847Can I be the best?
No.410858
>>410808Ive been playing hearthstone for the last 12 hours, with breaks
Send help
No.410859
>>410852Well, its awful stale.
No.410860
>tfw alchemist cares
No.410861
>>410849Ultra silly
>>410858Did you get good yet?
No.410863
>>410845How have you been anyways?
No.410865
>>410861Id say to find out, but youre not playing NA even though im trying EU for you and angel
No.410866
I WAS HUMAN
I WAS HUMAN THE WHOLE TIME
No.410867
>>410847But who is the BEST turd?
>>410861-Nudge- You're cute when you're shy.
No.410869
No.410870
>>410855There's nothing to help.
No problem to solve. No wrongs to right. I'm just a fucking loser.
No.410872
>>410865I don't really play enough to have to play on two different things!
>>410867I'm actually being assertive!
No.410873
No.410874
>>410832If you want to play, log on!
No.410875
>>410872This is besides the point
No.410876
>>410859>that filenameI kinda like it.
>>410863Ups and downs. The usual. I've started planning to get off this shithole island, though. That's a start.
No.410877
>>410867There can't be a best one.
No.410878
>>410877But really it's me though, right?
No.410879
>>410858How does one play a card game for that long? That's like a 12 hour Yugioh binge or something
No.410880
>>410872Kamuu pls no dom in public…
>>410877Who is the worst one?
No.410882
>>410879Its not really a binge, I was doing other things at the same time
LIke I am now
No.410883
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>>410876I like to think I have an ounce or two of wit.
No.410884
Amy stop being depressed and post pics of your butt instead
I need to fap
and HDPOV and ExxxxtraSmall are getting old already
No.410885
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>>410875What do you want me to do?
>>410880I do what I want
No.410886
No.410887
No.410888
>>410885N-no Kamuu I'm still sore!
That'd be way too embarassing!
No.410889
>>410882Still counts
>>410884OCCULUS RIFT NIGGA
No.410890
>>410883Ohhh you definitely have that.
No.410891
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>>410870SEE, I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
If I can't make it better, is there anything I can do to make it easier? What am I supposed to say in these situations? You know I love you. But this stuff is too heavy for my tiny brain.
No.410892
>>410864CHOLULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just bought some original and chili lime -Nezi
No.410894
>>410890Like Fleewood Mac, my with is off THE CHAIN.
I should get more Ellen too.
So. Erm. Been busy?
No.410895
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>>410885Nothing.
>>410889Possibly
Im actually enjoying myself though
No.410896
>>410895Then you are already lost. R.I.P. Nin, I'm gonna say 1993ish-2015
No.410897
>>410892you know you don't have to include who you are
nais tho
enjoy
No.410898
>>410896He wont be missed
No.410899
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>>410876Hope its been more ups than downs though
Where you planning to go to?
>>410886link me nigga
>>410889I was actually really thinking of buying one
They're like 350
Then I'd buy the automated dicksucker and fuck 2D girls irl
>>410893I want you to move in with me and be my qt maid No.410900
>>410898You stop that right now
No.410901
>>410891I'm just not very balanced. I get set off by stupid things and once it starts it's hard to stop. Cutting is like hitting the brakes. It stops me feeling worse and lets me start going back to a comfortable level. I don't know *why* I'm like this. My life's fine. Average. There's no reason to feel so shit. I just do. I can't help it.
No.410904
>>410899No like, google povd. Its apparently made to be watched with headphones on. HD POV. both straight and gay depending on flava. You just google vid search that.
No.410906
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>>410901That doesn't make you a loser.
No.410907
>>410894I don't know much about Fleetwood Mac…
I've been making games and playing Pogeymans. Pretty okay stuff. How about you? Busy?
>>410899I hope to move out in late summer. If all goes well I'll be meeting up with my potential flatmate in July and heading out in August.
No.410908
>>410881teh good old days
No.410909
>>410906When everyone is reminding you that it's all in your head, it's hard to feel like anything else.
No.410910
>>410907Had 6 days off of work. Back on shift tomorrow. SO yay for that. Saw a band I thought i'd never see. Visited the set of Corrie and stood in awe of Old Trafford. Good week was good.
No.410911
>>410899Living the NEET dream
>>410903Don't act like you don't understand
No.410912
>>410910Oh wow, that does sounds pretty cool. Glad you had fun. ♥
No.410913
>>410902No
>>410911I understand what you think I meant by that, but I didnt mean it that way
No.410914
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>410908the first one was p cool
I remember why I gave up hotdogs now
No.410915
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>>410912Back to life, back to reality.
Yea, I saw you post a screenie of a game, was that yours?
No.410916
>>410913Even if I made an NA thing I probably wouldn't progress much
>>410905:3
No.410917
>>410913AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.410918
>>410915Which? I post a lot…
The one with the 3D house? Or the big pixels?
No.410919
>>4109183d house…. I think….
No.410921
>>410916Its fine.
>>410917Its just a common thing people saying when saying rip jokingly
No.410923
>>410904Oh cool
Thanks m8
>>410907Post butt tho
srsly
>>410911Dude, I'm so hype for AX
I'm going to try my hardest to not make you get all moody again
lol
No.410924
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>>410909I don't know what to tell you. I get depressed sometimes, too. I get really lonely is what it is. Sometimes I talk to myself. Sometimes I'll just stare in a mirror for minutes on end, looking into my eyes, trying to tell myself that I know exactly what's wrong with me so it can't be tough to go out there and be a nicer person, to be friendly, to be a guy that people can like. I just need to stop being… me. But it's not that easy, I know. It's okay to feel bad. I don't know how to make it better, I don't know how to fix your life, but taking it out on yourself… I don't know, I know it's wrong. I just don't know a better way to cope. I don't really cope with at all, but I still think that's healthier than what you're doing, but something being unhealthy never stopped a lot of people.
No.410925
>>410921Liar
>>410923I don't get moody easily, worry about not making Kon moody and we're good
No.410926
No.410927
Finally organised my laptop ^^
No.410928
>>410923A bro in need is a brah in deed.
No.410930
>>410914That's kind of sexy.
>>410923You have more pics of my ass than I do, m8. I guarantee it.
>>410926Yeah, it's mine. ♥
No.410931
>>410924You do realize that he's just gonna continue self-loathing just for the attention, right?
No.410932
>>410925>I don't get moody easilyNIGGA EVERYTIME WE HANGOUT YOU ALWAYS GET MOODY AS SHIT
>>410927>>>>>>/desktop/>>410928>that feel when im kinda digging some ebony pov >>410930You've posted butt before?
No.410933
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>>410930Do tell me more, please.
No.410934
>>410930Wow, Jinx really let herself go
No.410935
>>410914wow. The last half of it is the worst part since the beginning is just mixing meats and a few ingredients up.
No.410936
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>>410825she was lagging hard so
No.410937
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>>410931I have this weird empathy that just takes over occasionally.
No.410938
>>410932Ayyyy gotta have some brown sugar now and then homeskillet.
No.410939
>>410932Just gotta fix the resolution with the wallpapers
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No.410941
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>>410937It's been four years of it.
It's not gonna stop.
No.410942
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>DJ Sona
I instantly regret asking Inga to play League.
No.410943
>>410940the pretty colours
No.410944
>>410924My nurse says as long as I do it safely there's no harm to it. But you're right, it isn't healthy.
No.410945
Teach me H-bridges combining PNP and NPN transistors plsssss.
>>410939Ewww
No.410946
>>410939>PrullenbakSounds like an STD
>>410945shit res
No.410947
Locooooooooooo
No.410949
What's good niggas?
I mean…
Hai everyone~
No.410950
>>410943F*** it. I made that one and I'mma redo it for 8ch. that was for 4ch with the small vid and no sound and such.
No.410951
>>410932Yes.
>>410934Ahahaha
>>410933It's a game I've been working on longer than I've been posting on /x/. Lately I've been trying to change the idea up a bit to rekindle my desire to make it.
So I started over in mostly-3D.
No.410952
>>410940>MFF and blowjob hobbes No.410953
>>410951This is why I hate having to work all night and sleep all day
No.410954
>>410946Its literally garbage can
But im gonna watch goodfellas
later
No.410955
>>410949everyone is getting mad
No.410956
No.410957
>>410954Taxi Driver is still his best.
No.410959
>>410951Keep it up, looks pretty cool. Suck some dicks in Mcdonalds and you are set.
No.410962
>>410956GOD DAMN YOU, MFF
No.410963
>>>>>>>>>wish.abuser.eu
mff pls
No.410964
>>410959You think I could fuck some gaming journos for good reviews?
No.410965
Nyaaah
No.410966
>>410963I wish jean shorts would die completely.
No.410967
I have a 10 hr shift in 5 hrs
Gonna sleep
Take it easy guys
Kinda mad I missed out on Amy's butt
Fuck you Amy
No.410969
No.410970
>>410961Must suck to be so salty for no reason
No.410971
No.410972
>>410941I know it won't. Part of my point is that I can't help. But talking is always healthy. If it's a little too attention-whorey for you, I really am sorry, most days I hate attention whores too, but like I said. That whole empathy thing. And plus I like Amy.
>>410944You have my love, Amy. And my prayers, for whatever they're worth. I wish there was more I could do.
I'm going to take a nap. ttyl
>>410967Night, man.
No.410974
>>410968I honestly believe I could snap her in half.
No.410975
>>410970oh, there was a reason
he was getting grilled for leaving his adc then brought it to thread
then everyone made fun of him
then he tried to damage control
then failed
>mfw No.410976
>>410972You poor thing.
Enjoy the nap.
No.410977
>>410963she likes the abuse more than i like giving it to her.
No.410979
>>410977everyone has a passion
No.410980
Where'd this trip come from? Did it save an old trip from /baphomet/ or something when I went over there?
>>410973What's wrong?
No.410981
>>410974she's insane. I don't know why she would do a video like that. She's nawt even getting better as of recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpvxsM_dAvE No.410982
>people ask me about my stuff
>they ask for pics
>I just politely comply
>somehow an attention whore
I don't… I… I just… don't understand. At all.
No.410983
>>410982Amy I for one haven't seen nor asked for your ass.
That being said.
Give me your ass.
No.410984
>>410975Rip in protein Lucas Black
No.410985
>>410982You don't seem to be as flarey as you usually are
unless its some sort of passive attentionwhoring by posting the picture anyway
but then again refusing would also draw attention
No.410986
No.410987
>>410975No it isn't, you fucking git.
I got irritated because I made one comment and you go off posting nothing but "you mad" images.
No.410988
>go to /baphomet/ to post
>I have like a trillion permabans there
No.410989
oh hes back
No.410990
>>410986Yes but the trip just mysteriously reappeared in my name field.
No.410991
Anyone up for a TC in a couple of hours tho?
No.410992
I forgot I made this.
>>410982 No.410993
>>410990magic. or someone has access to your system.
No.410994
>>410982Let me see ass :3c
I got that good D No.410995
I SWEAR IM NOT MAD GUISE
>>410991mebbe
No.410996
>>410981Seriously think I could rip her limbs off with my hands. And now I kind of want to.
>>410983bby if I find a pic I will absolutely send it your way. ♥
>>410985I really don't get it. I admit I've whored for attention in the past. Usually *while* I'm cutting, because at that time I really just need to vent. But this wasn't that at all.
No.410997
>>410980Nothing, today is a pretty good day
No.410998
>>410989Yes. I'm also here to tell you that I'm done talking to you. Don't contact me. This could have been a private matter, but you're really pissing me off.
No.410999
>>410992Loco, I just got to the end of garnet's song thing.
>tfw lapiz seppuku'd to trap beefy dyke grill>>410996Really? I wasn't expecting this.
I'm 110% okay with this <3
No.411000
>>410997I guess you're always like this.
>>410993It happened after I looked at /baphomet/ so I assume that's why.
No.411001
>>410942Sorry for helping you win i guess.
No.411002
>>410996its just your reputation following you
takes time to lose the excess baggage
>>410998staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp
No.411003
Blood never sent me cute pics
No.411004
One fucking time I actually need the library to be open 24h they close at midnight for maintenance
fug it
No.411005
>>410992…I laughed. Pretty hard.
>>410994O-oh??
>>410999I'm glad. <3
No.411006
>>410996i wonder how old she is.
No.411007
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No.411008
>>411004[5:00:20 PM] Squash: Remove me from your phone.
[5:00:30 PM] Squash: Im not kidding.
[5:00:34 PM] Squash: You're pissing me off.
No.411009
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>>410999>this kissHngnnh my heart.
Don't tell anyone I'm capable of appreciating cute things, people need to keep thinking I'm cold and brooding.
No.411010
GRIM FFS Y U MAD
No.411011
>>411009Would you like to kiss like that, dear?
No.411012
grrrrrrrrrr
better cry about in thread and then call it a private matter
No.411013
>>411007This!
How you're acting now!
Ninnish.
No.411015
>>411005Mhmhm. I make too many webms.
No.411016
No.411017
Squash can you please just quit. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
No.411019
>>411016>>411017no
hes just having a bad day
I lash out too when I wake up on the wrong side of the bed
>>411018see last thread
if you really care
No.411020
>>411011I think I just want to hug you.
*squeeze*
No.411021
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>>411013Thats common in the everyday Nin
No.411022
>>411019Keep spamming his phone with texts until he calls the cyber police.
No.411023
>>411021So Nins need to be collared and kept under control.
No.411024
>>411002That's probably it, yeah.
>>411006I'm thinking… 17.
>>411014Show me~
>>411015>you>lonelyum
No.411027
>>411022I had a really bad experience phonewise with luann when she fucking exploded over a league game
I'd rather not go there
>>411024I think you're an ok person
No.411028
#fat acceptance
No.411029
No.411030
>he'll talk ABOUT me
>but not TO me
Lol, ok.
No.411031
>>411028The world needs more fat shaming.
No.411032
>>411024Gib me your butt pics then<3
>>411027I wish Fuji senpai noticed me
No.411033
>>411030Wait what's happening now?
No.411034
>>411024that sounds right.
No.411035
"I don't get mad from playing League anymore."
- Fuji 2014
No.411036
>>411024Nope.
Can't want what you've never had.Ehehehheeh.
No.411037
>>411029basically we were playing league and ecchi told her friend to ky
then she went off on ecchi
then I defended ecchi by telling her to calm the fuck down and shes no better to attack him
then she lost it
then I I got pretty drunk a few weeks later and we made up
she had a mini explosion on thread a month back but lenko calmed her
I think I should dial down the dickishness
>>411032shes back to league now
maybe you should play with her
do you have her on skype?
No.411038
>>411037>but lenko calmed her>Lenko sucking up to a vaginaI am not surprised by this.
No.411039
>>>>BLAMING YOURSELF FOR FUJI BEING A CUNT
Jesus Grim stop this at once.
No.411040
>>411037Got her on skype and league. I've been saying I want to play with her, but no luck yet. She doesn't talk to me much ^^
Speaking of league
> No.411041
>>411032You'd have a better chance asking someone else for them. I lost all my camwhore pics in the great system wipe of 2014.
>>411034That… was really, really, weird.
>>411036Umm… *pats head*
>>411027Thanks, Grim. I'm kinda surprised.
>>411033Tsun-chi.
No.411042
Anytime I see the stupid commercials for "Killing Jesus", I get so triggered.
No.411043
>>411019I was gonna say shit. Would potentially looked ironically hypocritical with a touch of "mean". I have a rep as a "nice guy" to uphold…. So have this Ellen picture.
No.411044
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:3
No.411045
>>411039I dunno what I'm doing with my life
>>41104010/10 webm
>>411043tfw
No.411046
>>411041Oh, why are you surprised?
That's TsuTsu's whole thing.
No.411049
>>411025>..!That
Uh
…I back away slowly, a look of fear and apprehension in my eyes, my body tensed for bolting.
>>411041Yes thank you. Do it again please.
No.411050
>>411044>Bonus Star!That almost sounds patronizing.
No.411051
>>411048I'm only trying to apologize to him
No.411052
>>411041yeah, so much so i had to save it.
No.411053
>>411049Sorry, I just didn't know how to response.
I get very flustered around you.
No.411054
Not very reassuring
Might as well make swedehara
No.411055
>>411019Well that was silly.
But that doesn't give me any context on the phone thing
he didn't seem THAT mad
What even happened in that game
No.411056
>>411049>my bad influence is rubbing off on DaMannequinYESSSSSS
No.411057
>>411053No it's just
>..!>not …!I mean it's making me rethink that hug. Like I want to retract that hug.
Huh.
No.411058
>>411055idk anymore ecchi
hold me No.411059
>>411056What's this about you rubbing off Damami? Or the other way around?
No.411060
No.411061
>>411041almost missed this reply
but yeah
the thing you have with loco is special and not many people can make a bond like that
No.411062
>>411041*hugs* Not like you can't take more~
>>411045I think someone wants you to fuck off. not quite sure though
No.411063
>>411057I meant to put 3 if it makes you feel better.
I'm watching Steven Universe, so I have more to relate to you with.
No.411064
T-tea party with S-satan~?
HI AMY! <3
No.411066
>>411051Tell hm to MTFU or STFU otherwise he getting BTFO. If you have apologised leave it at that. If he don't accept shit then he is just a babby sissy prissy charlatan fuccboi. Not your problem.
I don't lose my shit if peeps don't accept a heartfelt apology.
No.411067
>>411063But I can't reciprocate or give you my body…
/sigh
Do you want me to play that League of Legends game or something?
No.411068
>>411052Karp is fuckin' hot.
>>411059Oh wow, that's kinda lewd! .///.
>>411061JESUS GRIM WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?! ;_;
>>411064ELLLMAAAAAAA!!!!! <33
No.411070
>>411065What's up, diggy?
>>411068I love you No.411071
>>411064hey wellams
>>411068hey yam
No.411072
>>411069For the record you have never meant an apology. Thats my fucking beef you bellend.
No.411073
>>411067If you want to play it, feel free to, I'll join you sometime.
I'm just happy talking to you.
No.411074
I wonder if senpai will notice me now that he is in thread
>>411062maybe.
>>411066I'm gonna let him calm down
he's a really good friend of mine and losing him over stupid stuff wouldn't be nice
like how I lost manaka No.411075
>>411070>diggyEvery time you say that I'm reminded of Little Kuriboh…
I-I love you too, Elma… ♥>>411071Hey pi. How's it going?
No.411076
>the thing you have with loco is special and not many people can make a bond like that>>411068[something lewd]
/heavy sigh
>>411072The first two or three times I apologised to you were very genuine.
No.411078
>>411070When you gonna give me them digits :3c
>>411074League turns people into someone
No.411079
>>411071*noms* Hey qt~
>>411074Am I senpai?
Did Colbs give you my digits?
>>411075brb googling what/who that is^^
Can I lick you please?
No.411080
>>411076Wait is that the good or bad kind of sigh?
No.411081
>>411073You're good people and I wish I had more things to say.
/patpat
No.411083
>>411078Iunno. It'll happen when it happens :3
No.411084
>>411074It'd be a shame. Admittedly. But try not to get beat up about it. Ain't your fault if someone gonna hold a grudge or something.
>>411076I highly doubt that. Highly HIGHLY doubt that.
No.411085
>>411081The stuff you say is good enough for me
<3
No.411086
>>411075not too bad, it would be better if i had snacks though
>>411077*pets the muu*
>>411079hows my wellams today?
No.411087
>>411080The bad. I can't think of things to say that aren't cheap sex jokes.
So much for super special bond.
…maybe I just need to sleep.
No.411089
>>411086Doing good.
I got a job today then sold the last of my magic cards so I got dinner too.
No.411090
No.411091
>>411079Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-4JEETt88And yes, yes you may.
>>411086So buy some maybe?
>>411087So… no classy expensive sex jokes tonight?
No.411092
No.411093
>>411084Fair enough, I wouldn't think differently if I were in your position.
No.411094
>>411082Aren't I allowed to have everyone as a pet?
I'll pet you in a moment.
>>411086Bad
>>411088Just take it!
No.411095
>>411091omg
>Yugi wears so much eyeliner .///.-licku faec- No.411096
>tfw I'm all caught up on Steven Universe
No.411097
>>411089>>411090well, thats good i guess
im ok, but youtube videos of bloodborne are giving me an itch i dont have the cash to scratch
>>411091dont know what i want though, and im trying to cut down on sugar
No.411098
Why does Yugioh wear a collar?
No.411099
shit, bbl. weed guy's here.
I LOVE YOU AMY <3
No.411100
Hi Welms
No.411101
>>411078It's deeper than that I feel
>>411079Yes
No
I never asked
give them to me now
>>411084Okay.
No.411102
>>411096Such a good animu though
No.411103
>>411094*petpet*
muu pls
played any more dark souls as of late?
No.411104
>>411091Just depressing self-deprecating quips, I'm afraid. I buy them in bulk.
>>411096You are going to be a very good boyfriend someday.
No.411105
No.411106
>>411094Ill give you something to take
No.411107
>>411095*kissu cheeku*He'd probably be a pretty convincing, qt, trap.
>>411097Doritos!
>>411099LATER WELMS <333
No.411109
Hey guys ♥
No.411110
>>411093The trust issues stem from that, and other shit you played. Oh well. I would like to think we have a fairly orderly dynamic at this point.
>>411101K.
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No.411112
I ate a whole packet of jelly beans and now my tummy feels weird.
No joke.
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>>410833I read books too
getting carried hard
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>>>>>Quints
It's basically the law now.
Only Kamuu and I can pet each other.
No.411115
>>411108Boyfriend in general, I meant
As in not my boyfriend
Uh
Or girlfriend? I don't know. That's your choice. Whatever makes you happy friend.
*pat pat*
No.411116
>>411107500 kcal a bag
i really need a menu for a good chinese, i ordered curry and chips the other day from the one nearest to me and i got generic takeaway chips in the blandest curry sauce ive ever tasted
>>411112eat food that isnt crap
No.411117
>>411103Not too recently
Might again soonish
>>411106What?!
>>411111*Pets* nice quints
No.411118
>>411116Shut your mouth qt.
No.411119
>>411117how far did you get?
No.411120
No.411121
>>411115>As in not my boyfriendI'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little uninterested in the compliment now.
No.411123
i don't feel like getting out of bed
plshelp
No.411124
>>411119A tiny bit further than ringing the first bell in the high up place
>>411122;~;
No.411125
No.411126
>>411118loco pls,
(dont read this, its going to suck)eat a snickers No.411127
>>411123Tell yourself you can go back to bed in one hour. After being up for an hour you'll probably not want to
No.411128
>>411104Do you get them for a fair price, at least?
>>411116>caring about caloriesUhhhh…
No.411129
>>411124gonna go into the forest?
No.411130
>>411128i weighed myself yesterday, im over 12st…
No.411131
>>411129>gonna go into the forest?Assuming this is his first playthough, he'd go through Blighttown first.
No.411132
>>411130I take it back, don't get Doritos.
No.411133
>>411125>>411127i think ima just be lazy and go sleep some more
bbl
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Engaging isolation mode. Dropping all conversations that aren't with Amy.
>>411128The price is my right to act better than whiny fucks on the internet.
No.411135
>>411133kinda want that folder
No.411136
Well this is quite upsetting.
No.411137
No.411138
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Sorry.
No.411140
>>411131>not going for the most obvious route>reading guides for directions>>411132since i finished college and stopped spending >1.5 hours a day on my bike ive been slowly gaining weight, ive also put on a bit more muscle lately though as ive been going to gym some days and doing push ups when i cant be bothered to leave the house.
No.411141
please to ward always thank
No.411142
It's alright, I should be used to it.
It is you, after all.
>>411139Nothing.
What's up with you?
How's college?
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I'm not good at continuously making words.
No.411144
>>411140Guides?
The game sort of naturally pushes you towards Blighttown after the first bell. To go through the forest to get to the valley of Drakes entrance to Blighttown is the least direct and arguably the hardest for a new player.
No.411145
>>411134That's a good price, I suppose.
What's up?
>>411140That's not quite so bad, then. I've been putting a teeny bit on myself.
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>>411135i'm gonna sleep moremade you look No.411147
You are with Amy ;~;
No.411148
>>411141No need to ward, thats what the wardslut is for
>>411142Not to much, today was last day of term. I have 4 weeks off for Easter now
Its busy, lots of work on atm. Coursework to do and have to start preparing for dissertation next year
Whats up with you?
No.411149
>>411148even the wardslut can only take 3-4 wards at a time
No.411150
>>411145The ceiling.
What's up with you.
No.411151
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Amy and I have clocked a few thousand hours of conversation. It comes more naturally to me.
No.411152
>>411149True
I am using the trinket upgrade more as mid, promise! :P
No.411153
>>411144the most immediately obvious path of progression is the forest, dont tell me you were afraid of that titanite demon
>>411145i can now do 7 consecutive pushups without smacking my chin at then end of them, and my bicep is now the same width as my tricep when tensed, im somewhat proud of my progress so far
No.411154
No.411155
>few thousand hours
I'm really gonna have to grind the super-friendship outta you, huh?
Alright, I'll take it, we'll get there someday.
No.411156
No.411158
You'll also have to kill Amy to make a vacancy. Bring me her head. And cock. For completion's sake.
No.411159
>>411153Nope. I thought you meant actual progression. The forest is only for the moonlight butterfly which is the easiest boss in the game.
No.411160
Kind of like the idea of dueling someone to the death for love.
No.411161
>>411150I wanna cap but to do that I need to get my mouse and to do that I need to get out of bed and I'm so fucking comfy right now.
>>411153I dunno how many I can do. 3, probably. I'm a bit
girly. No.411162
>>411159>The forest is only for the moonlight butterflylel nope
No.411163
brb, nipping out
>>411161spending more time with my old friend whos leaving for the marines soon has resulted in me becoming a little more energetic about it
No.411164
I like the idea of you two training and getting all fit and muscly.
>>411161Oh dear.
*hug*
Cheer up. You can cap later.
No.411165
>>411141please to not die and properly respond to kali ults thank
No.411166
Couldn't we just get all fit and make it a 3 some?
No.411167
>>411162Like, it literally is all that's there that early. If they buy the crest to see Artorias's grave, they're just gonna get their ass handed to them by covenant members if this is a first play through.
No.411168
Amy would never agree. I'm too vanilla for them.
No.411169
No.411171
No.411172
Oh well~
I'm out.
Amimimi, loco
♥
>>411171thanks
No.411173
No.411175
>>411161still gotta workout for that ass >>411170Subby ♥
>>411172Cya mami ♥
No.411176
Someone make a dicks i want to suck tier list
I'd make one but it would be hold against me in the future
No.411177
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>411175O shit I got a heart :c
No.411178
>>411164My laptop ran out of battery and I had to get up anyway. So I guess it worked out.
>>411172Lates. <3
No.411179
>>411129Not yet
Oh, then again, there's a forest after that one, right?
I think I did go there. Killed a bunch of rooty things and stone things, got a stupidly heavy sword and then ran from a butterfly of death.
>>411169Sillly
>>411154I'm not sure
No.411180
>>411175I'm super fucking lazy.
No.411183
>>411177Always got hearts for you babe
Songs pretty chill :)
>>411180Its rewarding once you get into it
Although I have my own weights at home
to much anxiety to go the gym Its nice to see you again btw
No.411184
>>411170It was about the message yo
No.411186
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>>411183The original is probably better, and there are better remixes too, dunno why that one was in my Instasync ._.
>>411184The message is confusing with artistry of
that caliber :c
Wai offline on Steam, I could've invited you to EUW leeg No.411188
Fuck that bot lane was going soooo good. Throwing all the Qs out and catching them niggas
No.411190
Hitting all the q's and killing those niggas
No.411191
No.411196
>Be SD
>Wake up after 8 hours of napping
>It's 12pm
>Time to sleep 8 hours
No.411255
>>411167lel no, theres havel, theres the the hydra, and the covenant area is fantastic for noob XP