No.421985[Last 50 Posts]
ITT: We wait for 247
No.421988
hi colbert
hi me
No.421989
Hello
No.421990
Casper might die tonight.
Anyone who cares should be in the tc.
No.421991
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>>421977The unemoted life is not worth living
No.421992
No.421993
hi colbs
Long time no see
No.421994
/scootadoot
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No.421998
itt we wait for colbert to get his dignity back
No.421999
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>>421998TPls. You and I both know I never had any.
No.422002
this guys going to fucking die
No.422003
No.422004
>>421998I'm waiting for him to leave
No.422005
>>421983This aint the place to go bareback
No.422006
>>421971>>421984well, yeah, they are quite simple the way they are written, but that's navy power school level of knowledge, getting qualified on the specific plants later on is much more technical knowledge and less physics.
No.422008
>>421984The program is designed so that if you want to make it, they will get you through it. Most people fail because they don't want to go through it anymore. But I get to pretend that I'm smart.
No.422009
I think its a bit scary how little you all do with your lives
No.422010
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No.422012
>>421971I prefer being up front over beating around the bush.
>>421956>>421965OJ is best. Got 6 cartons in my fridge.
>>421977It's a bear either way.
No.422013
No.422014
Kinda feel like using my original trip for nostalgia's sake
No.422015
Sweet I get to dismember a body :3c
No.422016
Man I just wanted to eat my sammich at Wawa and some lady sat down at my table and asked me to buy her a sammich and then when I said no she just kept sitting there watching me eat my sammich and like really nigga why you gotta try to guilt trip me, you have an iPhone, a designer purse, and nice clothes on, buy your own fucking sammich
No.422017
>>422012drink it liberally.
No.422020
Casper has me legitimately worried
No.422021
>>422009Yeah, I got nichts.
No.422023
Late to thread
I blame bad internet
>>421970get out normie
>>421972I'll be beer bitch.
No.422024
>>422020>falling for obvious bait:£
No.422025
>>422024What's he even taking?
No.422026
-opens the fridge and smiles brightly at seeing an unopened jar of grape jelly-
No.422027
BRING ME TEA SONATA
please
No.422028
I seriously regret getting into that fucking TC.
You people are genuinely fucking disgusting, and I'm not even joking.
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
No.422029
Grim you are my witness. He was going to pay me to dismember him before his funeral
No.422033
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
>Also, wtf, Scoot looks like Chris-chan
No.422034
>>422028
>taking anything seriously when there's a Swede snorting sleeping pillsAeris pls.
No.422035
CoLBERT I DONT THINK ANYONE KNOWS WHAT YOURE SAYING
No.422036
>>422025No wait
He's actually doing something?
I was just talking about the 'he's going to die please join' thing
Now I'm going to fall for your bait and go join TC and crash my internet in the process
No.422037
>>422027-scurries out with the tea cart and plates of hot english muffins with grape jelly-
No.422039
>>422036He's snorting something I guess
No.422041
>>422028i tried to stop him!
No.422043
No.422045
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Lol, apparently Scoot got pissed over the fact that I said that he looks like chris-chan and banned me from the TC.
>>422034I thought it was cocaine or something, and snorting sleeping pills is probably a fucking terrible idea as well, so it's not like that changes much.
>>422033WELL HE ACTUALLY DOES, I'M NOT EVEN USING IT AS AN INSULT.
>>422036He snorted fucking sleeping pills and (at least some of) the assholes encouraged him. Morons.
No.422046
>>422042Now he just needs his sonichu necklace.
No.422047
>>422044NIGGA IT'S ON THE TEA CART THAT HE JUST WHEELED OUT
ARE YOU BLIND?
>>422045I did too. Oh well, it's not like we could have stopped him
No.422048
my chances of getting into a lewd relationship with aeris are fucking ruined
thanks a lot scoot
No.422049
someone tell the Swede to stop pls
No.422050
and now i'm just a fun stopper
>>422036kamu, let's play league. just two of us
No.422051
>>422046scootadoot: the luls are infinite
No.422052
>>422047I think he can't read.
No.422053
>>422047I want to be served…
My tea.
No.422054
>>422050why can't I come
And you never ask me anyway
No.422055
Fucking hell.
No.422056
>>422042"Sleeping pills…….if it were to be Tylenol pm or any over the counter med it wouldn't even help. All it would do is burn."
-Google 2015
No.422057
HES FUCKING DEAD
No.422058
>>422054you can come if you want, use your real account!
No.422059
>>422009I don't want to do things when I'll be stuck on a ship doing things in like a year.
No.422061
>>422047>it's not like we could have stopped himThat's one way to absolve yourself of guilt or responsibility
No.422062
>>422047I'm sure I could have if I managed to find his Steam name and if I got there early enough.
I have no idea how big of a dose he took.
>>422041Well of course you tried to, you're not an asshole.
>>422056Hopefully that's true.
No.422064
>>422062I tried to stop him too!
No.422065
>>422061People told him not to and he did it anyway, what else is there to do?
>>422062Doubtful.
No.422066
Boo did try. Actually I got mad shot down by him, not trying to absolve shit it was all him.
No.422067
>>422058nah I'll let you have your date with kamuu
No.422068
we in it boys
No.422069
>>422062i lack the ability to create some convincing words!
>>422067i'll just play on my own, then
No.422070
>>422050internet too unstable
No.422071
>>422065Good~
Who is that guy with an afro? He seemed like a jackass.
No.422072
Even when wasted, this brave soul will sneeze himself to the bathroom and take a sitting piss.
What a champ.
No.422073
>>422065Did you encourage him before he started or did you encourage him to continue
No.422074
DONT TELL EM
No.422075
>>422071Boo, this guy
>>422074>>422073I didn't, no
No.422076
>>422060Sinus are probably all inflamed which his eyes are all irritated and watery. What did he take before hand?
>>422062I'm not sure what exactly he grinded up though. He should be fine though <3
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No.422079
YOU FOOL
No.422080
>>422044-squeaks-
>>422047-is frightened and hides under the cart-
No.422081
calm down you prudes
No.422082
He will be okay.
No.422083
>>422078Lines of coke or sleep aid? He might be placebo effects besides just the sleepiness.
No.422084
>>422080It'll be okay, he just needed a stern talking to
No.422085
is that a boy or a girl
No.422086
>>422080*pokes* Sonata Blue <3
No.422087
>>422074>>422075So much for him not encouraging it, I saw him saying "snort more" in chat.
>>422076I suppose so… Also you look pretty cool.
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No.422090
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No.422092
>>422075If 8chan would work right on my phone this misunderstanding wouldn't have happened
Holy shit this is obnoxious
One of the links in Aeris' post seemed to take me to one of your posts instead of the actual post
No.422094
>>422092Channing on the phone has always been terrible
No.422095
>>422092s-senpai noticed my post…
No.422096
>not channing on a typewritter
faggots.
No.422097
>>422092I know there's an android app called exodus. It's available via F-Droid or directly from the gihub.
No.422098
>>422084-cautiously peeks out-
>>422086-jumps-
>>422090-tea is on cart with fresh honey!-
>>422093^
No.422099
>>422098Why won't you serve it to me?
This service is terrible.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
No.422101
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Track as a bitch. My feet hurt and so does my back. Feel super sick too..
No.422103
Omg, I need to try streaming something, I haven't tried it ever since I got awesome new internet.
No.422104
>>422101I'll make you feel all better ;)
or worse depending on how you look at it No.422105
>>422094I remember when you did that for like a month or something
No.422106
>>422104your creepy go away.
No.422107
Well to bad princess, this is self-serve!
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No.422109
I WANT ORANGE JUICE!
No.422110
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>>422105Yeah, and it was a bitch
No.422111
>>422099D: -hurries out and brings you a cup of tea-
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No.422113
Gonna watch an ep of K-on and sleep, I need to be really damn focused tomorrow…
Good night.
No.422114
>>422108ok.
you're forgiven. *pats head*
>>422109*gives Orange juice*
No.422117
>>422110I'm a bitch though
No.422119
>>422114:3
sorry about that though.. i didn't mean for it to be that bad..
No.422120
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>>422117Then post on your phone
No.422121
>casper lives to fight another day>>422118Busy day?
No.422122
>>422095halp im being patronized!
>>422097ty I'll look into it
No.422123
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>>422098>Yay~
Sonata an best. ♥
No.422124
>>422109Just OJ or perhaps a mix of OJ and some other juice?
No.422125
Did he kill himself yet?
No.422126
>>422120I would rather rip out my toenail. My phone is a piece of shit, as far as smartphones go #firstworldproblems
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No.422130
He's just high as hell.
No.422133
>>422124Its a little late for booze.
>>422127You missed out on a lesson why you dont do drugs.
No.422134
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No.422137
>>422133drugs are my life tho, that's how I focus in the morning
No.422139
>>422137I am not trying to impress you, but this one time I had half a red bull.
No.422140
IDK who that was in the TC, but he wasn't having a good high. Personally, getting high is supposed to be a pleasurable experience.
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No.422142
>>422139wwwOOOWW REALLY ISN'T THAT SHIT LIKE CRACK COCAIN?!?!
No.422143
Are we talking about Casper
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No.422146
>>422140Panda, is that really you?!
>>422130Damn, I really want to watch one of you faggots kill themselves on stream
No.422148
>>422142Basically, must be why I got all this street cred. I mean, you shouldnt try and imitate. Could have OD'd
No.422149
>>422141HNNNN I KNOW WHO THIS IS.
>>422144*pat pat*
>>422148damn.
No.422150
>>422149I didn't choose the thug life.
No.422152
"Murder is a sub"
- kamuu 2015
No.422153
>>422150thug life chose you.
No.422154
>>422146You're edgy in a way that reminds me of Jack, but not as interesting.
No.422156
>>422153Just poured some for the homies who never made it. I mean, some people even drink coffee .-.
No.422158
>>422154Not the first time I have been told that. Jack himself actually said I reminded him of himself in a way. Funny thing is that I am super interesting, but not in the way that you all see interesting. I actually don't know what any of you find interesting to be honest. It just seems like you want someone to tell you that you are special all day long.
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No.422160
>>422087Haha thank you <3
I'm too lazy to do my hair today so just wearing a beanie ^^
>>422098Any adventures today? :3c
No.422161
>>422159I know, "Jesse, we need to brew" comes to mind.
No.422162
>>422146A different Panda, but still a Panda.
No.422163
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>>422161it does XD
is it bad that I'm still listening to locos indie music
No.422164
>>422158I'm just saying if you weren't edgy all the time you might be more interesting when you are. Otherwise it's expected and you just come off as stale.
And I'm sure you are, you special little snowflake, you.
No.422165
>>422158-cautiously wanders over and hold up a cup of tea-
No.422166
>>422163This is where I ought to "no comment", but if you dig it then goody good.
No.422167
>>422160-is getting close to bed time-
No.422168
why tc died ;~;
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No.422170
>>422158The way you act so ugly because you think it puts you above people or places you outside of this environment is really just… well, it's rather sorry.
No.422171
>>422169>~> I watch you when you sleepin your white house, 2 bedroms… no basement..
No.422172
yo whats this drama about boys
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No.422174
>>422167Ah well then how was your day? ^^
No.422176
>>422172I think the wife next door burned the turkey.
No.422177
>>422170Why even talk to him
Also I want a hug from you
No.422178
>>422155I guess I'm going to have to report you in as a lolicon.
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No.422180
>>422177Do you want it in the mail or hand delivered?
No.422181
>>422180on a silver platter, wrapped around your dick.
No.422182
>>422181THIS ISN'T YOUR HUG ANON
IF YOU WANT A HUG YOU'LL HAVE TO FILL OUT THE PROPER FORMS AT THE COURTHOUSE DOWNTOWN
THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY
No.422183
>>422180I'll come pick it up at your convenience
No.422184
tfw diet and no-fap
I should almost add a third challenge to really up the ante here
Any suggestions?
No.422185
>>422178Also saya is life
saya is love
>>422183My convenience is very quickly depleting.
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No.422187
And with that I do believe it is time for bed.
Auf wiedersehen.
No.422188
>>422184snort sleeping medicine
No.422189
>>422184Stop being a faggot.
No.422192
>>422164Its not like I try and be "edgy". I just say what I honestly think at the time. I do it in real life to and people learn to handle it. I assume that you are not able to do that because in a place like this you have a much easier time of disassociating yourself with people like me so you can focus on those who constantly pander to your positive needs
>>422165*grabs the cup and takes a sip* Thank you *pats you on the head*
>>422170I don't say things with the intention of putting myself above others. I just tend to say what I think instead of sugar coating things like others do. I have a firm belief that everyone thinks like me to an extent, but hides it in order to fit into social circles which mean absolutely nothing to me
>>422177Why not?
>>422178I don't know what I am at this point.
No.422193
>>422187Sleep well, Scoots.
No.422194
>>422192murder my friend you need to calm down this is an internet message board and not a highschool
No.422195
>>422191Your coca-cola bear and your channel 5 news bear can both go to hell
No.422196
>>422194And that's where you're wrong.
No.422197
>>422186rood
>>422188I don't drugs or alcohol
>>422189but that's not unhealthy
>>422190like what?
I do stuff
just changed the struts on my cars rear hatch
No.422198
>>422192If I did that I would have stopped interacting with you at all long ago. I don't really see anyone say much positive about you. All of your good qualities are self imposed.
You don't come off as honestly mean. You just seem like an entitled brat honestly.
>>422195That's where they go to yiff, love.
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No.422200
>>422185I guess we'll have to reschedule
>inb4 clever remark about it not being a rescheduling since there was no agreed upon time initially No.422201
>I DONT DO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL
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>>422197>but that's not unhealthy No.422203
No.422204
Y'all're cute.
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>>422199>>422201You know I'm nezi right
>>422202I know, I thought it was pretty funny too
>>422204right back at'cha
No.422206
B&D
No.422208
>>422197What else could you do now that's done?
No.422209
>>422192I just don't buy it, is all. When you say these "un-sugar-coated" things, they come off as just so stand-offish and shallow that it seems your only intention is to piss people off and get a reaction. If you're really interested in keeping it real, why don't you speak positively and productively, because it's a rather known fact that people respond better to that.
>>422197You said you wanted a challenge tho.
>>422198What even is yiff
What is that word
How do you make such a word
>>422200Let's say 2 years from now, where the sun is always shining.
No.422210
>>422209Bring me a dog and I'll show you.
No.422211
>>422209jeez do I bother you that much
No.422212
>>422210I should refrain from engaging in criminal activity
No.422214
>>422194I am calm though. There was nothing even remotely upset in my text. Also, this is a substitute for high school for the majority of the posters here
>>422198Well when you talk to me, you mostly just try and get other people to team up with you and say how shitty I am or something. At least that is the vibe I got. What do you find interesting in a person?
>>422209The world these days is much too nice and sugar coated. Everything is about being in a "safe space" and a hugbox. I let it go on for too long and now the world is going to shit. I partially blame myself and I think that I can fix it when I decide to go into politics. Either way, you all need to hear some truth or at least some negative comments so you can fix the things that are wrong with you
No.422215
>>422211Oh I guess you don't want a trip to Hawaii then, huh
>>422213I do, cocaine bear.
No.422216
>>422214Murder stop being such a Nyan please
No.422217
>>422216You know I am not even that much of a nyan :3
No.422218
ok im horny im going to go find something to masturbate to
No.422219
>>422214Show me the post where I attempted to get someone to agree with me and engage you.
Lloyd is the only other person who is expressing what I am at this moment, and I didn't even say anything to him to get him to join.
And it's nothing you can really provide. You just aren't someone who has much of interest to me.
>>422215Your loss~!
No.422221
>>422192You should just accept being a pet
Then I'll keep you safe.
No.422222
>>422217I miss you. I'm in new york now ^~^
No.422223
>>422215I'm allergic to volcanic activity
No.422224
>>422222gimme dem quints, nigga
No.422225
>>422223I will use this information to my advantage! Somehow!
No.422226
>>422214 >Either way, you all need to hear some truth or at least some negative comments so you can fix the things that are wrong with youI'm doubtful that your tryhard venom has ever inspired the people here to become greater.
But, have it your way.
>>422219Oh, how I'll never know
>>422223Eva is going to mail you magma, better watch out.
No.422227
>>422179kuz i like to watch pppl<3
No.422228
The quads are here!
No.422229
>>422226I can't tell you how much I've missed your sass.
No.422230
>>422229Send for a poet and/or take a picture, my dear love.
No.422232
>>422224;~; I didn't mean it…..
>>422227-pets your face-
I'm sleepy >.<
No.422233
Should I be afraid
>>422225>>422226This is not how exposure therapy works
No.422234
I put the STD in stud now all i need is you
No.422235
I don't have the life experience to handle this
No.422236
>>422233Don't worry, I'll protect you from my own plans. It'll be fine.
No.422238
>>422237For a while -huggu- I'm sure we can see each other again sometime
No.422239
Oh. You pussied out.
Way to back yourself up, quitter.
No.422240
Oh, no, I get it
Murder would rather have Mana and be Mana's wife.
No.422241
>>422231♥
>>422233We're introduce you to little pieces of magma at a time
No.422242
>>422236What dastardly plans have you concocted?
No.422243
it's funny because they met irl
No.422244
>>422240I am kinda soft ^^
No.422245
>>422219You did not do it in this thread, but you do it in most. Why can you not give a definition of what you think is interesting? I think that is a very important thing to be able to describe. You can dislike an interesting person, but you don't seem to be able to differentiate between the two
>>422221R-Really?
>>422226It has in real life and with a few people from ks/b/ . People here seem to not even give me a chance now though
No.422246
>>422235Did archives write this
No.422247
>>422240I need to save this image for research
No.422249
>>422241where the hell did you get your medical license
No.422250
>>422245Mmhmm. I won't let you go.
>>422247'research'
No.422251
I came buckets.
No.422253
>>422248LUKA BAN THIS FAGGOT
DEAD BUNNY GIF
No.422254
>>422241You make me go doki.
>>422245Now give an example. Every time I interact with you it's generally you say something at me, I say something back, you throw an insult and then I just go back to what I was doing.
And yes, you can dislike someone who is interesting, but you don't seem to have any quality to you. You either do that creepy stutter shit or lust over people who show you any interest or you are irrationally vile.
You don't have any middle ground. That isn't interesting. It's boring and predictable.
Tell me what is interesting about you. You only ever felatiate your own ego.
No.422256
>>422255Then you should be thankful
No.422257
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>>422253erm… it's a buny flopping on it's side because it feels safe…
No.422258
And make it good. I'm getting bored and want to go do something else here soon.
No.422259
>>422252Do you have something to say..?
No.422260
“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't.”
You're an idiot if you think that you have to know exactly what it is you are interested in rather than simply what you are not.
No.422261
>>422242Not sure, I'm sure it's horribru though!
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No.422263
bump
No.422264
>>422239No it just means we won
Let us have a peanut butter toast to our victory
And prepare a feast. Bring your best meats, your best women, and your deepest appetite– never mind
>>422245>People here seem to not even give me a chance now thoughOh well let's see
>stand-offish>shallow>negative from the inside outWell golly, I can't imagine why people aren't responsive to your nuanced methods… Bear with me though… maybe… if you tried… saying something positive? Or maybe not throwing everyone into one pot and assuming they all need the same thing and the same kind of treatment. Really though.
>>422249Printsten.
>>422254You say that about everyone
No.422265
>>422256For what?
>>422261I hope you don't find out that my biggest fear is chocolate cake
Oh nooo
If you were to expose me to cake I could never forgive you
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No.422267
>>422254I don't fucking save the post whenever you do it, but it seriously almost always happens. You make an open post like, "Murder is x" and people join in. It does not bother me or anything, just saying.
What is interesting about me? Well, I have a abnormally high intelligence, extremely athletic, which considering my ethnicity and height is very odd, I am a man who tries to know a bit about everything in this world such philosophy, history, politics, art, music, fashion, etc. , I make six figures (before taxes and money set aside for insurance, pensions, and other optional expenses), I associate with all manner of people from drug dealers to the extremely wealth and even some pro athletes, I have stories about my adventures going through life, and I even have a backstory where I overcame various hardships in my life to get where I am now. What else could you want?
No.422268
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Internet fightttttttttt
No.422269
>>422227i'm kind of okay with this..
you aren't gonna kill me, are you?
No.422270
This .gif is wonderful
>>422267>Well, I have a abnormally high intelligence, extremely athletic No.422271
>>422264I'm incredibly volatile and negative, Lloyd.
>>422267>what else could you wantHow about the truth?
No.422272
>>422264Women? What do you think I am?
Some fag who kisses girls?
I thought you knew me better than that.
And only you, Grim, and Dom have I said that to.
No.422273
>>422267It helps if you demonstrate your interestingness. Though that's quite a list.
No.422274
>>422268YOU EMPHASIZED THE WRONG LETTER
YOU CAN'T SAY THE LETTER "T" OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE SOME KIND OF PEA SHOOTER
No.422275
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>>422248Please noh dead bunnies T___T
-sleeps on the floor- tell me a bedtime storyyyy
No.422276
No.422277
>>422272You've said it to more people, you whore.
No.422278
>>422267I think I've only made one or two intro posts involving you, but if you aren't willing to back your claim up I'm just as willing to disregard it and move on.
As for all that it means nothing. You aren't willing to back it up. Unless you do that your point is moot.
Again. Just sucking your own E-dick.
No.422279
why is the thread so dead
No.422280
>>422271How has that been working out for ya
>>422272The anon said it
No.422281
is anyone reading this shit?
I'm not
No.422282
>>422279Because you came buckets.
No.422283
>>422280Not to bad, I must admit.
No.422284
>>422281ky false wrath, you don't even shave
No.422286
>>422281Grim pls
What did you mean
No.422287
>>422280WHY WON"T YOU JUST RAVAGE ME, YOU CHOCOLATE WONDER, YOU?
No.422288
>>422274ARE YOU TELLING ME I CANT DO THINGS ON THE INTERNET????
-doubles over and pukes rainbow coloured vomit onto the ground and retrieves the longsword hidden within the mess….floating over to you and slicing your forearm so you bleed a little-
FUCKING NERD
No.422289
>>422286you have a good e-bf
>>422284I'll trim mah beard today, promis.
No.422290
>Pukes rainbows
No.422291
>>422270Is top of class not high intelligence? Is being a nationally ranked athlete not extremely athletic?
>>422271Why can't that be the truth?
>>422273There is probably more I am forgetting but its a start. I did not even mention my interest in murder
>>422278How do I prove it? If I post a paycheck with name blurred out, then you will say its not me. I would have to post my name and picture of myself to prove anything which I am not willing to do. We have been over this pointless exercise before.
No.422293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>422290better with audio
No.422294
>>422266i had tastey food
:)
No.422295
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>>422265Okay and then I will protect you from said cake plan by taking the cake for my own.
Perfect plan!
>>422294Awesome~ :3
No.422296
>>422285Welcome to Paris, ladies and gentlemen.
If you look to your left, you will see the Eiffel Tower, also known as Dick of Lloyd.
>>422283Why so negative bruh
>>422287You don't deserve the thunder
of the chocolate wonder.
>>422288Ow ;~;
Meanie baka…
>>422289Shave that thing you call a chest
No.422297
>>422289Nah we're just friends
>>422291You've substantiated neither claim but have given plenty reason to doubt both
No.422298
>>422291I don't know your name. So either way it wouldn't matter. What you don't seem to get is that none of that makes you even close to interesting.
If anything you're generic. You don't do anything here that makes you interesting either.
No.422299
>>422296No white lighting for you.
No.422300
>>422298I just posted a list of a shit ton of things that anyone else would call interesting. At this point you need to say what you find interesting and not generic because I am almost sure that you are withholding it due to the fact that I strongly meet the criteria and you don't want to look like a dumbass in the thread
No.422301
>>422299Good, I don't look good under florescent lights anyway
No.422302
>>422295*sips my watermelon juice*
No.422303
>>422299UNLESS YOU MEANT LIGHTNING YOU FUCKING MORON GODDAMMIT No.422304
>>422296no way man
>>422297lol ok
No.422305
No.422306
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No.422307
>>422304But why
It's so unkempt
No.422308
>>422300I'm unsure as to if you're trying to prove to me that you're interesting or to yourself.
Part of why I find you so disinteresting is because you find such a need to assert how "interesting" you are.
>>422301Hey, I've gotten kind of tan after working outside so much.
>>422303Yes, that.
No.422309
wow French Toast Crunch tastes exactly like french toast
I think I'll try eating it hot next time, should be pretty sweet
No.422310
>>422308What work do you do now
No.422311
>>422308No, I am genuinely curious as to what you find interesting. This has nothing to do with me and everything to do with you. I can't understand you until I know
No.422312
>>422269No dude XD I'm 15, what can I do?
>>422275oki..
If you sleep alone at night, you should never sleep in a double bed. If you do, you should never sleep on just one side of your double bed. As the legend goes, in the dark of the night, while you are sleeping on one side of your double bed, you will scene the presence of something creeping around in your room. The first night this happens, the thing will just lie down on the floor next to your bed and you will hear deep breathing..The next night, it will lie down on the bed next to you. You will hear the deep breathing right in your ear and feel it on the side of your neck. If you allow this to continue of another night.. you will be woken in the middle of the night by your bed shaking. Then your mattress will start bouncing because the thing is jumping on it. but whatever you do.. don't let it know your not asleep.
No.422313
>>422311What puts you in the position to ask about me though? I'll answer your question on one condition.
No.422314
>>422312XD omg that was so scary :o
No.422316
wake me up
CAN'T WAKE UP
No.422319
Edge of my seat
No.422320
>>422312Oh, so that's who you are!
and pls, you're saying i'm the creep!
No.422321
>>422312>I'm 15Quick!
Run for the hills! Some pedo might make his move on you!
No.422322
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>>422314I'm a spooky story teller,
>>422316if you fall asleep I'll eat your eyes
>>422320nah don't worry
>>422321too late sweetie <3
No.422323
>>422316you're doing it wrong
No.422324
>>422315Become interesting to me.
If I told you it would make it so all you have to do is act like I told you. I want to see if you as a person can change and find out on your own.
I said it a while back. "Become someone interesting and I'll care."
No.422325
No.422327
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>>422317That is a nice skin, if only they really used it. =3=
No.422328
That's not sexual at all.
>>422322would you tell me a story about a creeepy english ghostie :o
No.422329
Also post nudes of your ass so Lloyd can be satisfied and free of his jungle fever.
No.422330
>>422322NO DON'T
I NEED THOSE TO LOOK AT PORN
>>422323all forms of Momiji are acceptable
DON'T STEREOTYPE
No.422331
>>422329You're using jungle fever wrong.
No.422332
>>422328erm.. i well.don't know any
>>422330oki~~
No.422333
yo
No.422334
*Squash is taken aback after being talked to by one of "those" people*
No.422335
>>422327imagine if sivir actually got one like this =3=
No.422337
>>422324Add me on steam then. Just so you know though, I am very busy right now and can't talk much. I am sure you have noticed with how little I have been posting lately
No.422338
>>422332make one for me pls
it'd be really really really cool
No.422339
>>422332that image is ka-wa-ii
No.422340
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>>422335That'd rock. :3
>>422336-Boop-
No.422341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEqpVQEV7zoidk if I continue wrecking kids in tanks or pissing off br;s in cs
No.422342
>>422291Because it is too far fetched. Let's go through your claims one at a time, shall we?
>Abnormally high intelligenceYou don't realize that this is a joke. The way you act and the way you type shows the opposite. You come off as some ignorant high school punk that thinks he knows how the world works.
>extremely athleticI'm going to go ahead and call the bullshit card on this one too. Not because you've given me any reason to, but because I imagine you're a fat basement dweller.
>know a bit about everything in this world such as…Yet you've never once demonstrated an understanding of any of that. In fact, you've demonstrated the opposite just in this very thread. What I am referring to is your whole thing about what people find interesting. I quoted a Nobel Prize winning author and philosopher on the very subject of interest.
>I make six figuresGood boy points aren't a real form of currency you jobless basement dwelling fuck.
>I associate with all manner of peopleNo you don't. This is the least believable out of all your claims and your claims are all retarded to the point of being laughable.
>I have stories about my adventuresI have stories too. Mine don't involve, "Well, my guild mates and I…" Mine involve real people, real events, in real life. Not some faggot fuck video game that you've mistaken for reality.
>I have a back storyI know you have a back story, you fucking retarded cartoon character.
>>422296That's negative?
No.422343
>>422340♥
brb aram with eba
No.422344
>>422337Remind me the next time I see you. I have to go fulfill an obligation tonight.
With that I am off.
No.422346
>>422342Well you said you're negative in general so that's where I was asking why
No.422348
Because it is too far fetched. Let's go through your claims one at a time, shall we?
>Abnormally high intelligence
You don't realize that this is a joke. The way you act and the way you type shows the opposite. You come off as some ignorant high school punk that thinks he knows how the world works.
>extremely athletic
I'm going to go ahead and call the bullshit card on this one too. Not because you've given me any reason to, but because I imagine you're a fat basement dweller.
>know a bit about everything in this world such as…
Yet you've never once demonstrated an understanding of any of that. In fact, you've demonstrated the opposite just in this very thread. What I am referring to is your whole thing about what people find interesting. I quoted a Nobel Prize winning author and philosopher on the very subject of interest.
>I make six figures
Good boy points aren't a real form of currency you jobless basement dwelling fuck.
>I associate with all manner of people
No you don't. This is the least believable out of all your claims and your claims are all retarded to the point of being laughable.
>I have stories about my adventures
I have stories too. Mine don't involve, "Well, my guild mates and I…" Mine involve real people, real events, in real life. Not some faggot fuck video game that you've mistaken for reality.
>I have a back story
I know you have a back story, you fucking retarded cartoon character.
No.422349
No.422350
>>422348Wow man how did you post his whole post like serious
No.422354
>>422346Oh, I know why I'm negative, it's personal stuff.
No.422355
No.422356
>>422322what do you want to be when you grow up?
No.422357
>>422355No, just don't feel like rehashing it again for those that weren't listening the first time.
No.422358
>>422342>You come off as some ignorant high school punk that thinks he knows how the world worksObviously don't even bother to read what I post, do you?
> I imagine you're a fat basement dweller.Elma has pics of my abs
> I quoted a Nobel Prize winning author and philosopher on the very subject of interest.Must have missed it. Thread moves decently quick
>Good boy points aren't a real form of currency you jobless basement dwelling fuckYou would think if I was pretending to have the job I have, that I would pick something well known or at least more interesting. I doubt someone who is not in the field would be able to talk about it like I do either, but oh well
>No you don'tStrong arguments
>Not some faggot fuck video game that you've mistaken for realityWhat game is it that I am playing again?
>other nonsenseI honestly don't know what you are saying. I think the most logical explanation I am coming up with is that you have me confused with some other poster or that you actually don't read any of my posts and are hearing rumors from one of blood chan's "anon" characters.
No.422359
>>422356a football-playing king in space
No.422361
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No.422362
>>422357I probably wasn't there though
Do it for little old lloyd
No.422363
Or a football, playing king in space
No.422364
>>422361That isn't a kiss!
No.422365
No.422366
Or a foot, ball-playing King in space
No.422367
>Elma has pics of my abs
Elma has pics of my abs
>Elma has pics of my abs
Elma has pics of my abs
>Elma has pics of my abs
No.422368
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No.422369
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>>422368That's a porn kiss if I ever saw one
No.422370
>>422367Yeah, they were given to colbs at first but I think he lost them. It was to prove that I was not fat. I hate fat people
No.422372
murder you need some serious counselling my friend
No.422373
>>422368Now that's a kiss :3
No.422374
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>>422371It's like you're surprised of my lurking habits.
No.422375
>>422374Well, I am a little surprised.
You normally vanish for months on end after you drop by.
No.422376
>>422372I have known this for awhile now but I don't think anything good would come out of it. I am really happy with my life right now which is something most people can't say. No reason to change that.
No.422377
>>422375Well excuse me for breaking the mold.
No.422378
my tummy hurts x.x
No.422380
>>422377kinda want a mold of smiles
No.422381
>>422358No, I'm not mistaking you for someone else. I'm calling you on your garbage. I don't talk to Bloodchan or any of their alternate names except to tell them to shut the fuck up.
I read your posts.
Just because you claim something is yours doesn't actually make it yours. Photos are the easiest shit in the world to make pretend with.
This thread is slower than fuck. You missed it because you don't know anything.
You would think that if you had a job and actually talked about it other people would know about what you do for a living. You don't talk about your job, all you say is that you have one.
What I have backing up my argument is that you don't do or possess any of the things you claim. I think that having reality backing up my arguments makes them pretty strong.
I don't know, whatever the latest trend is around these parts.
>>422362No. I don't like oldies.
No.422384
Did Ian run off to play league again?
No.422385
>>422377Be free my Smiles. Let nothing hinder you~
No.422386
>>422384[11:01] YtSeJamz: Was getting food
No.422388
>>422384Ummm… no, definitely not
No.422389
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>>422312i sorry T_T your story was so good t-that i fell asleep >///<
s-s-so scary ;~; ill have nighmares
No.422391
>>422381Well, shit.
>>422383Hard fucking time.
No.422393
No.422394
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>>422380But you don't even know what I look like. lol
>>422385Don't worry, when the time comes I will fly.
No.422395
>>422378Maybe you should blog about it.
No.422396
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No.422397
Dem abs tho.
He's got those Dom abs.
No.422398
No.422399
>>422394Pretty sure I saw you like once on mlpchan
No.422401
>>422397But he's not dom.
No.422406
>>422396Should I go to bed?
No.422407
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>>422400>>422404Yes.
Hi~
>>422401Quite a shame.
>>422402Hello, anon~
>>422405Hi Grom! Where's the TC?
No.422408
>>422388Oh.
It wouldn't be unusual for you to do that.
>>422398> No.422411
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No.422412
>>422379hm?
>>422381I talk about my job, just not in thread. I have even went over it in thread, but I don't do it very often. If you want to know something, then ask me.
Please prove to me that you have real life friends and then tell me a story about them and prove to me it is true. Go on.
No.422415
>>422408I lied
Come play with me and Grim now :3
No.422416
>>422406And never wake up faggot, fix your life, you suck. Are you a better person yet? I hope so, it's just tough love it works bby I promise
No.422417
>>422415AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nope!
No.422418
>>422399Well just give me a vague description then, and if you're close I'll take your word for it.
>>422403You know I'm right. Please.
No.422419
>>422402People don't get that reference.
No.422420
No.422421
No.422422
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>>422410How's your Monday going?
>>422413Did Casper die to kill TC?
He'll go down in history as a martyr.
>>422415Lewd.
No.422423
>>422414Alright goodnight.
>>422416more tough love bby.
No.422426
>>422395sorry….
I'm bad at starting conversations…
>>422409I wasn't going to.
No.422427
No.422428
>>422422Grim doesn't into lewd with guys tho
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ETC. No.422429
>>422418It was like a super long time ago
But uh
I think you had red hair, a kinda sharp nose, and in some of the pictures you wore a bit of makeup. And you had fair skin. The lighting in the room was kinda sepia.
No.422430
casper getting so wrecked off snorting a few percs like fuuucckkk
No.422431
>>422418It was worded oddly.
Good Night Smiles <3 No.422432
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No.422433
casper should have stayed on cam instead of leaving the tc to die
i took a shower and shaved and when i got back it was dead as heck
No.422434
>>422430I don't think it was percocet either
No.422435
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>>422424>proI don't know why that moniker and him made me laugh so much.
No.422436
>>422430he didnt crush them well enough
>>422435because he was born to have that title
No.422437
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>>422425How is that a vague description…
>>422429Don't worry it was posted
>>422431Heading to bed?
No.422438
>>422407Kind of cute though.
No.422439
>>422427Oh good.
>>422428yet>>422430To be fair they were pills he found in the bathroom.
But they were just barbies :/
>>422432Hihi Shiro.
Not too much, just finishing my last beer.
Do anything fun tonight?
>>422438He seems too aggro to be sub though.
No.422440
>>422437Well I was wrong about the red hair but I was right about everything else
No.422441
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No.422442
>>422439That was what the laughs were for :3
No.422443
>>422437Yeah, I don't know why I stopped by.
What's up?
No.422444
>>422412>I talk about my job>just not in thread>I talk about it in threadlol'd
>Please prove to meYou're adorable.
>>422422I was sick. I threw up this morning and slept fitfully all day.
No.422445
mami hurry the fuck up
I dont have all night
No.422446
>>422421>>422424Naaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
No.422447
>>422442Take his ebutthymen~
>>422444You should've looked up one of those Craigslist cuddle-buddies to help you nap.
No.422448
>>422439Fuck yeah I am. It's be poppin when I clean the kitchen and my room. Kinda wish I was drinking
No.422450
>>422448where is the weed in this image
No.422451
>>422446You're the worst.
>>422447Dear god no
No.422452
>>422444I expect you to do the same that you ask of me
No.422453
>>422437I am supererogatory.
No.422454
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>>422440That's fine
I dyed my hair red plenty of time in the past anyway….
I hate the way my neck looks in that image.
>>422443Just wondering.
You have a lovely night, BadFox.
No.422455
he needs to uninstall
>>422449 No.422456
>>422448A clean kitchen is a productive one~
I got to round 31 in exo-zombies and got my gun to level 24 through the easter egg thing. Shit was cash.
>>422451Those logs would be god-like thoguh.
No.422457
>>422426Don't worry. I am, too. I just lack the necessary average number of fucks to give when I have other things I should be doing.
No.422458
Crown Of Horns: what is Mami over there blowing you so now you cant get on?
YtSeJamz: HAH
YtSeJamz: I wish
No.422459
>>422447Ew. No, that would be worse.
>>422452I never asked you to back up your claims. You can't back up made up stories anyways, silly, so I didn't even bother to ask.
>>422455I'm not sure what look Mungo is going for there.
No.422460
>>422434It's what makes the most sense… Definitely not oxy
>>422436That doesn't really make it better or worse
Just less fun to snort
>>422439Oh neat
No.422461
>>422459Titanic: french girl
No.422462
>>422454I don't know what it with you womens and sweating the small shit but I think you look very nice
No.422464
>>422455post more attractive looking pictures of me please
No.422465
Casper said it was diazepam
No.422466
>>422460his sinuses got rekt by the chunks.
No.422467
>>422456As in hilarious? Grim would be all mom's spaghetti and pretend I was a girl or something
>>422458Free blowjobs are always good though
>>422460He said it was a sleep aid
No.422469
>>422450You can't drink weed with steel beams
on the other side of the wall>>422456I love killing zombie~
If there is ever a zombie apocalypse I'm coming to pick you up~
No.422470
>>422467dont splash any homo on me pls
>>422464 No.422471
>>422461Fortune's nose looks sort of like a foot in a sock.
No.422472
>>422470Welma's already slathered plenty of that on you~
No.422473
>>422459You don't like cuddles?
>>422467I think the both of you would lose large amounts of spag.
>>422469I'll for sure need a stronk person to protect me^^
No.422474
>>422467Bummer, whatever you can still get high off that sorta stuff
>>422466he was drunk he probably didn't even notice
No.422475
>>422470that is a really good one
No.422476
Seriously?
No.422477
>>422471Your beard looks perfectly soft and would totally scritch with your permission.
No.422478
>>422472I got something to slather you with~
No.422479
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>>422453Remind me to award that medal of honor later.
>>422462It's probably because of how hard we try to make it all look right.
I think I'm gonna call it a night after that though, love.
Goodnight.
No.422480
>>422457What is it called when you're reading something, and a word is missing, but your brain automatically inserts that word that's missing?
No.422481
>>422472Welma and I are platonically good friends
No.422482
>>422473I would just flat out never do it, Grim's kinda ew
>>422474Casper didn't do it well
No.422483
>>422473Not particularly. I don't like being touched.
No.422484
brb game
No.422485
>>422481WE COULD BE SO MUCH MORE THOUGH
No.422486
>>422481>>422481yo what the fuck was i doing
No.422487
>>422479Sleep well Smiles
No.422488
Guys I wanna make the next thread pls let me
No.422489
>>422488gogogogogogogogogogo
No.422490
No.422492