No.424220[Last 50 Posts]
FRESH FORTUNECOOKIE FLAVORED THREAD.
Fortune Cookies are shit.
No.424222
THANK GOD ITS NOT A BLOODCHAN THREAD
No.424228
Forthread!
No.424229
Oh wait you flirted with Amy
kissu retracted.
No.424230
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Kind of want to hug Test
No.424232
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>>424199it is really good food, I haven't made a stir-fry in forever.
>>424201but chinglish is the massacre of english, so like we should make a new word for Americanized asian food.
>>424208this one is cuter anyway.
No.424233
>>424229AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.424234
>and I'm no good at linking new threadsOh, and they're "shit" cause they're supposed to cleanse your palate, dummy.
>>424232Wok n' Roll, diggy.
Gotta get a wok, they're so good.
No.424235
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I could totes get behind black magic.
Bad voodoo cybering and stuff.
Still trying to find the perfect lewd.
Don't wanna exhentai this time.
No.424236
>>424230As long as we don't bump junk and you don't put both arms around me.
No.424237
im really fucking bored
No.424238
>>424219 (amy)
Isn't that what you're in to? I thought that is why you browsed /x/.
No.424239
>>424228Fort Thread indeed!
Hey Ikti!
>>424234Elma, please.
This is a sophisticated thread.
No shit puns.
No.424241
No.424243
>>424227 (DaMoses)
Bby I'd love to~ ♥
>>424231 (Inga)
Different kind of weird. Oh, but I could get him to wear a sheep skull and some bones around his neck or something!
No.424245
HI FORTUNE
>>424232I'm out of ideas already.
Do you have one?
>>424235Sad Panda's expedition for inner peace.
>>424236I've said this before
It's a totally platonic brohug
No.424246
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>>424232I know, I got quite a bit of /d/ in my tastes though.
>>424237Help me find the perfect lewds for Elma.
No.424248
>>424246but im going to marry elma myself
back off baka
No.424249
>>424245I think I'd like that.
No.424250
No.424251
>>424247Test no scary pls
>>424243I know I flirted with you but I lost out on a loco kiss because of it and blaming myself would be lame, so I'm gonna blame you.
AMY WHAT THE FUCK
No.424252
>>424239There were no puns there.
No.424253
>>424249Really?
>>424250Fortune!
How are you today, mein freund?
No.424254
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>>424251I WAS TOO CUTE I'M SORRY I TEMPTED YOU PLS FORGIVE ME
No.424255
>>424248Filthy peasant, you think I'm taking my precious time to obtain someone's affections?
I have grander goals. To post the best 2D since that guy back in 2013.
No.424257
>>424243Disinfected i hope.
No.424258
No.424259
>>424254DON'T BLAME YOURSELF
ALSO YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEING FUCKING ADORABLE, AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE LOCO KISS BACK, STOP BEING CUTE YOU SHIT No.424261
>>424245That'd be an awesome band name.
Can I save that just in case I need a banging title?
No.424263
Is it me or did Boo get really really gay?
No.424264
>>424261yes
but tell your bandmates you got it from a friend
because I'm your friend <3
No.424265
>>424252Wordplay, then?
>>424253Kinda good. Somewhat better, at least.
You?
>>424256WHAT, NO
No.424267
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Long lost tomes in latitudes distant tell of one way to reclaim a Loco's kiss: to slay the offender, and burn their body in the ceremonial oil of oriental sects.
Do you think you are up to the challenge, Damami? To what lengths will you go?
No.424268
>>424265But it's amost 12…
No.424269
>>424251I'm told fairly often that I'm an intimidating person in real life. As a smaller individual that probably couldn't hurt a fly it makes for quite the hilarity.
>>424253Of course. I don't really believe in e-hugs, but rest assured that in real life I have no doubt I would be glad to meet you.
No.424270
bzzzt
No.424271
>>424259You should probably do as he says and set me on fire.
No.424272
>>424262AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.txt
How do you plan on marrying me then?
>>424265What I posted at you in that post was 100% joke-free, man.
Fortune cookies are meant to get all the msg taste out of your filthy mouth after eating chinese food.
No.424274
>>424260I'm sorry, I'm already married to my work.
I also took a monastic oath, no distractions but tits and ass, till the job is done.
>>424264Thanks Takkun. You'll be credited.
No.424275
>>424265So good
As Ban would say,
"Sho Good~"
>>424269You know just what to say.
>>424270Hello.
No.424276
>>424234got one back home but it's my dads, I gotta get my own, my favorite cook ware so far is my cast iron stuff.
>>424245chinese for food shipin, japanese for food tabemono, so maybe tabemericono
>>424246me too, I enjoy the /d/
No.424277
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Can I marry Elma?
No.424278
>>424267I'd do anything for a loco kiss, I didn't even know they existed before today.
>>424269I don't habeeb you.
You're an angel.
>>424271You'd do that for me, baby cakes?
No.424279
repost
>>424199rainy day.
Makes me wanna nap.
But I have a lot of studying to do.
So meh.
brb buying milk.
No.424280
>>424272Oh, I thought you was talking about your shitty thread-linking.
>>424268I don't sleep before 02:00
>>424275What's good?
>>424277Why not?
No.424281
>>424278Oh yeah, that'd be totes fine with me.
No.424282
>>424278Kill Amy. Burn the body. Upload it to liveleak.
No.424283
>>424272flowers
nice dinner
after hiking to the top of some mountain and staring at the stars for like an hour or so
No.424284
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>>424280How does a Fort survive?
No.424285
>>424276YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS
YES
YES
>>424280I've got food
a comfortable bed
what's not to love?
No.424286
>>424267Thanks lorca for the inspiration, gonna look up 'Fire' and 'Tits' as tags in gelbooru.
No.424287
>>424281Kinda want to now, with all this sarcasm.
>>424282Who am I, Jihadi John?
No.424288
>>424284Beats me. I'm a medical miracle.
>>424285Beats me.
No.424289
>>424276Cast iron is great. Keep that shit seasoned and it'll be good 5evr.
>>424277Yes>>424279>milk drinkerShit, that just means it's gonna rain/snow up here soon X_X
>>424280Nope, I was talking about yours. Then my thought on fortune cookies.
It was a two-fer
>>424283My question was in regards to your straightness.
No.424290
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>>424286Enjoy your sexy Salamander porn.
No.424291
>>424288I'm easy to please.
It might be nap time soon.
No.424292
>>424287What sarcasm?
>>424289Oh boy I'm so happy I could… I could… *boop*
No.424293
>>424289Fair enough.
How ya doing, Elms?
>>424291This early?
No.424294
>>424292Amy, pls.
ALSO AMY, PLS, I THOUGHT YOU CROPPED OUT ALL THE LEWD
No.424295
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>>424290Is this a salamander?
No.424296
>>424276/d/ is the gift that keeps on giving.
No.424297
>>424294No really, there wasn't any sarcasm.
AND THAT'S THE ONLY PIC WITH LEWD PARTS IN I SWEAR
No.424298
>>424275I'll get an ego if you say stuff like that too much.
>>424278Nobody's perfect, Damami. I'm far from it, myself. I don't always cut a friendly figure.
No.424299
>>424293It's past noon in the US.
Definitely naptime.
Later Fortune
I have a date with my pillows and blankets
No.424300
>>424298I wouldn't say it if wasn't true
Goodnight Test
No.424301
>>424292>>>>>>>>>>>>424293I'd say 7/10. Trying to get a hold of my buddy. I thought we were gonna hang out today, but no answer ;~;
What's up with Fortune~?
No.424302
>>424297YOU SAY THAT, BUT I JUST SAW A FEMBOY SHEEP WHAPPING ANOTHER ANIMAL IN THE FACE WITH HIS DICK
No.424304
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Now this is a bit grim.
I think I'm done playing with fire now.
I need to spread hugs to you all now.
No.424305
>>424299I never nap.
Have a good one, man.
>>424301Aw, that sucks. Let's hope they get there.
I'm a bit down lately, but no problems when I'm at friends.
Milo has the same problem, so we hang out a lot lately, which is great.
No.424306
>>424301I had a folder that was perfect for this conversation and I deleted it. I am the literal dumbest.
>>424302THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE THOUGH, I SWEAR
No.424307
Who wants to make a Raven folder for their good friend Loco?
No.424309
>>424305That just means you need to get out more.
Go have some fun not online, diggy. Trust me.
>>424306You're not a dummy~ <3
-kissu- No.424310
>>424285Google is my friend.
>>424289Always well seasoned, love my cast iron.
No.424311
>>424307I thought you already had one.
No.424312
>>424309Wouldn't know where to start.
>>424307This is Loco?
No.424314
>>424307Go Raven, comic Raven or other Raven
No.424315
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Tot morgen internyan.
No.424316
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>>424311I've had four and I keep deleting them.
No.424317
Do stalker like things without even trying, purely coincidence I swear.
No.424318
No.424319
>>424316Quit deleting them if you like them so much!
No.424320
>>424307I just made this 600 image folder (Which I'm still working on). It was multiple hours of work, I can't imagine making one of similar size that I wouldn't even use.
It's really not that difficult with VLC, it's just a mild time investment.
No.424321
The shitposter you were all missing.
No.424322
No.424323
>>424312No this is his brother Lorco. Would you like to me convey a message to Loco?
No.424324
>>424320You should have a more gentle, cuter folder to use when you talk to me :3
No.424325
No.424326
>>424312Go for a walk/hike. Climb a tree. Go to a bar or movie or store.
I'm telling you, diggy. The blue computer screen light is just plain unhealthy.
>>424313Amyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Don't do this to me right now >///////////////<
>>424321Hai Scoots~
No.424327
>>424218Get your huge butt off me.
How did surgery go?
No.424328
No.424329
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Scratch that, this is his SISTER, Lorca.
>>424320Yeah but I'm reaaaally lazy.
No.424330
>>424326Apologies, darlin'. Got a li'l over excited there.
No.424331
>>424328I told him and he started crying.
No.424332
>>424321YayScoots!
>>424323Ah that explains.
He'd never say "Good friend Loco". He insists he has none.
No message, thanks.
>>424326How does any of that solve the lonelyness?
No.424333
>>424331If you want a folder made for you at least answer a simple question
No.424334
>>424296it is the best gift.
>>424304also I find this cute.
No.424336
>>424330N-no, I liked it. Just a bit unexpected~
>>424332I haven't quite gotten to that part either, but I'd imagine you have to go out places to meet people lol
No.424337
>>424321You're not Discord.
>>424324No special treatment, Mams.
>>424329Sounds like a personal problem.
Honestly, though, just think about what a cool cat you'll be when you have a character you like and that everyone recognizes you by. You'll end up in all the lists and pictures and stuff and get to say "Oh, oh, that's me!"
No.424338
>>424336Been a while since I was so keen, huh~?
No.424339
No.424341
>Test
>cute
No.424342
>>424334The hugs or the dangerous candle situation?
No.424343
>>424333Fortune doesn't even use images, he is not a candidate for making me a folder.
Oh shit did you mean you because I glimpsed over that post and I thought you meant "Go Raven! Comic Raven or other Raven!"
Uh, any Raven other than Go Raven, i-if you please.
No.424345
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>>424339I'm sorry baby, if it's any consolation, I'm getting more Hex Maniac lewds than ever.
No.424346
>>424337This make sme sad.
No.424347
>>424341I'll never have a qt voice like Ian.
No.424348
>>424337Aw come on, we got something special going on!
No.424349
>>424336Sure. But I have no interests in things that'd make me meet people.
I'm not exactly shy. I just have problems initiating conversations. Add that to my natural in-confidence, and I'm almost introverted.
>>424340I clap exactly like that.
>>424343>Fortune doesn't use images. No.424352
I'll be back in ~5mins. Gotta take care of some things.
No.424353
>>424343That sounds like something Luka would say.
I'll be more careful to include punctuation from now on
No.424355
No.424356
>>424338Mmhm. I missed it ;3
>>424341COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBS~
hi
>>424349Sounds like you don't wanna try.
>>424351>wants to marry a dude>is totally straight tho No.424357
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>>424344Wow… you really ARE into your /d/.
I shouldn't of looked up 'Fire' and 'Tits' without thinking of shit getting weird.
MY LEWD JOURNEY CONTINUES
No.424358
>>424350I'm currently wallowing in your interesting tripcode, Zen chan.
No.424359
>>424354…. grim.
I'll need at least… ten hugs to get over that.
No.424360
>>424221 (Test)
but can you? for me?
No.424361
>>424359/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
/hug
No.424362
ELMA WAI YOU IGNORE!!!!
>>424349That revelation shook me to my core.
No.424363
>>424356you're a cuteboy
it's still straight
No.424364
>>424348Nobody likes a special snowflake, Mams.
No.424365
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No.424366
>>424354Were you saving my things?
No.424367
>>424354I'd say 50% of the time.
>>424356Wouldn't know what to do.
>>424362You're overreacting!
No.424368
>>424366Just that. For Fortune.
No.424369
>>424356WEEEEEELLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA <333
>>424358This was my first ever trip that Nin made for me years ago
No.424370
>>424289maybe maybe not
I brought some spicy seafood ramen
No.424371
>>424364You're a special snowflake
No.424373
>>>>LIMES TELLING OTHERS THEY ARE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES
No.424375
>>424357I wanna do that in a public place.
>>424359I will give one. -hug-
>>424360YO!
No.424376
>>424335>>424362GOMEN!
On a scale from 1-10 how much of a diggy are you~?
I should publish an internet quiz for this.
>>424363Well thanks, but I don't think it works like that, bro.
>>424367Anything, man. Jeez.
>>424369Colbs. I discovered something today.
>>424370Those mini ramen shrimp are such a rip off. Then again it's still only 34 cents.
But seriously. 4 mini shrimp per? lame.
No.424377
>>424360What about me ever gave you the impression that posting a blushing cutesy image is enough to make me want to explain things to you?
>>424369It's certainly inferior.
>>424371Is there any way to change, outside of melting?
>>424374They have no rights for a reason.
No.424378
>>424375you still want the pics?
No.424379
>>424356I gotta keep 'em wanting more, including you. <3
No.424380
>>424372Que?
>>424376I played Magic a lot, ended up with some friends. But if I want to fix this kind of lonelyness, I need a relationship.
No.424381
>>424377oh it's all random
No.424382
>>424376Erm, 8?
Is that accurate? :S
No.424384
>>424376And that was…?
>>424377It has nostalgic value
No.424385
>>424380Well, I had no real witty response.
No.424386
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>>424376I found your tits.
Well… I hope, there is a lot of lactation with Hex for some reason.
No.424388
>>424376we'll make it work!
No.424389
>>424377It's terminal
Now where's the bulletin board so I can put the flyer up reminding you to one day give me your summoner name
No.424390
>>424385How ya doing, Scoot?
No.424391
>>424383Little late for Valentines.
>>424384I lost my first trip. !TNTest something something. I liked it.
>>424389I have an impeccable memory, don't worry.
No.424392
>>424377;~;
Come on baby, do it!
No.424393
>>424379Rest assured. I always want more of you.
>>424382Yeah, I'd probably say you're a 7 or 8.
Good guesstimate^^
>>424383Hi Fool~
I made so much garbage today!
>>424384You can be tied up, but like your hair can be braided into the bondage rope so it auto-pulls your hair if you wiggle at all.
Such hnnghworthy. I gotta attend the rope munch this month so bad.
>>424386There's no way she's that stacked, is there?
Holy damn.
>>424387Oh wow. I've never seent that brand before actually.
>>424388H-how~?
No.424394
>FMA Posters
No.424395
>>424391You have to compensate somehow
No.424396
>>424390I can buy a case of my favourite IPA from the internet. But… decisions… Had a decentish day.
Thinking of having a beer or two. Wondering if I should have a dry april.
Thinking.
You?
>Also progressively getting tired of people's bullshit.>>424393YA WOT M8 GUESSTIM8 THE R8 M8 PROCR8
No.424398
No.424399
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>>424393Nah, I think it's like… the whole cowslut theme.
Cuz she sells milk.
No.424400
>>424394>>424393nongshim is one of the best brands I think
No.424401
>>424393You mean I was holding back all this time for NO REASON? Ahhhhhh!!
No.424402
>>424396IPA?
I'm getting lonely. The one that you don't fill without relationship.
Didn't think that'd ever happen to me. Dunno what to do about it.
No.424404
>>424398It's what I get for picking Pride as my favorite.
>>424400<3
No.424405
>>424391Very early if you consider it only going forward.
>>424393Hello!
No.424407
>>424404I have not seen that show, forgive me
No.424408
>>424402Indian Pale Ale. There is only one pub withing a 21 hour radius that serves it. And I can buy a 24 pack of bottles for a decent sum online from the main distributor.
And I know that feeling. But you know, you will find a way. There is always a way. Go to the local gay bars and find the man of your dreams.
No.424409
>>424392Not even for a dollar every time I did it.
>>424394The best posters.
>>424395Bad Limes. None of that.
No.424410
No.424411
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I'm a lewd person on the internet and you can't stop me!
No.424412
>>424396Now you're scaring me. I may deduct half a point for that :3
>>424397I guess that's the word for meetup.
AND it's on 4/20 so I wanna get blazed then get tied up by strangers.
>>424399That's weird.
Thanks Pokemans.
>>424400I'll keep an eye out.
Been wanting to check out the Asian market store downtown sometime soon too, it's gotta be there.
>>424401I told you I missed you.
I even went to MLPchan to look for you, you know .///.
>>424403Lewd.
>>424405How many liters of gasoline did you chug today?
>>424380Jerk off with people on the internet then :3
Other than that I have zero advice because I suck in that department.
No.424413
>>424354did they even try to sort that up? I mean the bones are not even placed in smallest to biggest.
No.424414
>>424411I'll call the British parliament
>>424409I meant compensate for being shortsighted
No.424415
>>424378is that even a question, the answer will always be yes.
No.424416
>>424408Nice.
>Gaybar.I'll just ignore that part.
I don't want to be someone's boyfriend, Scoot.
I can't be a good one, so I won't be one.
Hence the problem.
>>424411We can post blush-smileys at you.
.///.
No.424418
>>424414That's what I was talking about, too.
What did you think I was being sensitive about?
No.424419
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>>424412You… did..? I never knew.
No.424420
>>424412Lol that's interesting, where'd you hear about it?
No.424421
>>424412I'm not really good at that.
People don't lewd me.
Funny. Someone half-did a couple of days ago. Was funny.
No.424422
>>424412This is the best flavor, but it also comes at a premium
No.424424
>>424418Well…
When I said I would never make fun of your height again, that was no tall tale
No.424425
>tfw you don't have that much girly clothes and are too embarrassed to go out and buy any
No.424426
>tfw trying to catch Kyogre in a great ball
I AM SURE IT CAN BE DONE
No.424427
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>>424422Spicy foods > Most foods
No.424428
>>424426I caught Requaza in a timer ball and Groudon in a net ball.
No.424429
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>>424414Dude, pls no, you know how nanny state they are. They'll legit send me to court.
They'll send me to re-correction centres and stuff.
I won't be able to look at a pair of tits ever again.
>>424422HOLY SHIT! I just bought a load of noodle soup, I got the red one of these! Shin is so fucking awesome!
>>424416Probably the best thing you can give me.
Better than any currency, bby. <3
No.424430
>>424428I don't understand these choices.
No.424432
>>424412Please! I work hard for that rating :(
>>424416What makes you say you can't?
No.424433
>>424425This reminds me of something.
Namely
>>424263 No.424434
>>424419Now I'm embarrassed.
>>424420Fetlife rogl.
I'm aiming to bust my butthymen before my b-day.
>>424421You just don't seem open to it.
That's what I get from you anyway.
>>424422Once you go black you never go back.
At least it's easy to remember when I'm looking for it.
>>424423New-found self-control?
>>424425Amazon works. You just gotta know your sizes.
Also, it's not even that bad buying them in actual stores man.
>>424432I'll forgive you this time~
No.424436
>>424431Your sardonic laughter cuts deep
Try as I may, I will never be funny
No.424437
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>>424426Can't all but Mewtwo be caught in pokeballs, no matter what type, it just takes a shit ton due to the chances?
No.424439
Dinner time
No.424440
>>424434I only need a sip when I get shot.
No.424441
>>424434It gets better.
I started coming back here a lot more when you returned. No.424442
>>424429this nigga knows
>>424434something is telling me that you can only get the black variant online
No.424443
>>424434Praise be to you Welma, darling.
How has the day been?
No.424444
>>424429I'm kidding, I was merely looking for a chance to test my maniacal laughter
No.424446
>>424437I got it. Now I just hope it's not total garbage. ;_;
>>424438Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Wow. Oh wow oh wow.
>not using sleep/para No.424448
>>424415well you're not getting anything lolol
No.424449
>>424429Great. I'm really good at those.
>>424432I'm me.
>>424434Yeah…
I am. But I don't let it show.
>>424435Yup.
No.424450
NOT CATCHING MISSINGNO
No.424451
>>424446Good job Amy. ♥ You're dabes~ -Huggles-
No.424452
File: 1427841183800.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.29 KB, 850x764, 425:382, sample_39d6d9cf287f1bad3fb….jpg)
>>424442This nigga is actually comparing and contrasting.
Trying something called 'Jinmanlang Pork Flavoured Noodle Soup', see if it's better than Shin Spicy. Shit is HUGE.
And is cheaper than most pot noodles.
No.424453
>>424451Eva what's your Steam
No.424454
File: 1427841268475.png (214.87 KB, 393x377, 393:377, oh um kinda put me on the ….png)
>>424451It's all about that
balltism. No.424455
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>>424446My only sleep guy was Gengar.
So it was like… who can fuck each other up the quickest.
I'm dumb like that.
No.424456
>>424449Bruh. You are a pretty cool person. Listen. Bruh. Seriously. Bruh. You listening? More over are you reading. Bruh. You are a pretty cool dude. JUST because you ain't got not boi/female pussy right now don't mean it gonna be that way forever.
I mean you can always quirky/tokai it up.
You seem to have your head screwed on the right way and have all those manners and shot. Wimminz loves the manners, they get all "oh yea spaff on muh tiddies mr polite". And shit.
So no need to feel down in the dumps too much bruh.
>there are serious appreciation undertones there. No.424457
Amy are you for real
No.424458
>>424455Man, you were so damn good.
No.424459
File: 1427841430955.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.09 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_4839bbc906d473eb14f….jpg)
>>424449I don't know, I'll need to compare and contrast all the blushies to see who gives the best ones.
I think I'm running out of lewds, or forgetting which I posted.
No.424460
File: 1427841468607.png (169.12 KB, 299x380, 299:380, i can play flo rida's whis….png)
>>424457Not what again, Loco?
No.424461
File: 1427841469317.jpg (164.4 KB, 542x777, 542:777, 37ba7fb13b7873f30696a300a1….jpg)
>>424453Um, phantomz69 I think. Should show up as Kami when searched for wiiith… Sugu here as the icon~
>>>424454xD Yup.
No.424462
>>424458… I really underestimated the catch chance of rare pokemon. But at least I got him now!
No.424465
File: 1427841574823.png (273.9 KB, 463x378, 463:378, take my hand let's go to n….png)
>>424461Kyogre was shit, redoing. I have a problem… ._.
>>424462That's true! I need to redo my Kyogre.
No.424466
File: 1427841682004.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.37 KB, 544x832, 17:26, 64cdb57bf6308b8dc3cc1adb65….jpg)
>>424465Pray to RNGJesus before you do.
Have more lewds.
No.424467
>>424452I've never had chinese insta noodles
I'll look for it tho
No.424468
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>>424465What was the problem? o3o
No.424469
>>424467Chinese? Japanese? Dirty knees? Look at these… Dirty nonwhites thinking they count as people.
No.424470
>>424456>I mean you can always quirky/tokai it up.?
No.424471
File: 1427841839823.jpg (Spoiler Image, 684.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 5bdeca8707f06e36231a4c5e36….jpg)
Should I stop posting lewds now?
I think I've crossed a line now.
>>424467You also need to try this drink called 'Pocari Sweat', it tastes vile, then delicious once you get used to it, then vile again.
No.424472
>>424466*prays super hard*
>>424468The Kyogre was an shit. All that effort to get my balltism satisfied and when it finally works the mon is shitty. ;_;
No.424473
>>424471those are some weird looking vaginas
No.424474
>>424463I did no such thing.
No.424475
>>424470Fuck em in the butt. Jeez do I need to make that shit so obvious.
RIGHT IN THE BUTT No.424477
>white girls>>424471what is this wizardry
No.424478
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No.424479
B-donky-donk
No.424480
Kinda wanna get drunk with Grim at AX then go barhopping after
No.424481
File: 1427842040346.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.43 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_3b1f4d53d743eeb70d1….jpg)
>>424473It's like… band aid over it.
Cheap form of censorship.
>>424472*prays with you*
*sacrifices my 10 d6s and d20*
Let's complete the ritual!
>>424477Fucked if I know, it's weird, bitter ion water called 'Sweat'. You could say the same about noodle soup, it's wizardry in a styrofoam bowl.
No.424482
>>424480good morning to you too
did you get your roomates message
No.424483
>>424475How is that what any of them do?
No.424484
>>424481post penises instead
No.424485
>>424483I can testify to both having done this to me.
No.424486
Gonna make this my last beer for a month. Getting sick of soap box niggers preaching at me about my drinking.
>>424483Do as in "do" them.
Bruh.
No.424487
File: 1427842262127.png (Spoiler Image, 432.18 KB, 696x636, 58:53, d0698b4caa52eb3716b059dc84….png)
>>424484I'll have to like… save some.
Gimme a minute, eating this pork stuff.
No.424488
>>424486You want me to do Tokai and who I assume to be Cooki?
Hell no and Hell no.
>>424485.///.
No.424489
IF ANYONE IS CHARGING THE TEXTWALL CANNON MAY THEY PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO FIRE IT AT ME THROUGH PRIVATE MEANS THANK YOU
No.424490
>>424488Wait, you wouldn't do Cooki?
Are you sure you're straight?
No.424491
Wasn't very hungry.
>>424485Her face, as always, frightens AND intrigues me.
No.424492
>>424488Well. Learn to craigslist then. Maybe you'll get some before they eat your face off.
No.424493
No.424494
Also thanks for the consideration Loco, much apporeciated you vaginal wart.
No.424495
>>424476Wait, what do you think I was trying to say there? (and pls steam it, we don't need to cause drama)
No.424496
I just noticed Amy isn't on my friends list.
this is kinda depressing
No.424497
>>424493Legal in Germany.
Go there.
No.424498
>>424471never enough lewds.
No.424500
Now check again. Make note of Loco not being their. Cry a little, for him.
>>424495You know what I'm talking about.
No.424501
>>424497shes a kiddddddddddddddddd
No.424502
>>424499God speed.
>>424501Make her a woman with her dick then.
Oh, and that pork thing. Is greasy as fuck.
No.424503
>>424496You must have gone quiet at some point.
No.424504
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>>424440I thought you were supposed to pour it on the wound, not drink it.
>>424441I certainly noticed that bit~ <3
>>424442Not even at legit Asian markets? Weird.
>>424443It was good.
Almost felt good to do an honest day's work.
>>424447This has been established, Fool^^
>>424449I thought you were straight like Grim
*giggle*
>>424489>>424501She's gotta learn from somebody~
No.424505
Legal in Espana :D
Please bring your thirteen year old concubines we need the turism :D
No.424506
>>424490See
>>424493>>424497Apart from the fact that neither of us is German.
No.424507
Ioco moved to spain to direct movies and molest children.
No.424508
Direct movies that involve the molestation of children.
No.424509
>>424504No, you sip the gasoline. It fortifies your bones and heals all wounds.
No.424510
>>424504Delayed gratification is best gratification.
Well, kinda.
Urgh, can we burn something please?
No.424511
loco directed A Serbian Film
No.424512
File: 1427842749886.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.91 KB, 850x716, 425:358, sample_dd2109ffb20ef95a873….jpg)
>>424506*shrug*
Fuck the police
Sex is pretty good when it's taboo.
Plus, the shame afterward can lead to kinkier stuff.
No.424513
My movies are so underground they're illegal ;)
No.424514
A serbian directed loco film
No.424515
>>424500I'm not trying to convince anybody of anything, Loco. And I wouldn't do that to somebody if I didn't like them. I'm not fucking evil
like most of the people I've fallen for.>>424504Oh goodie, I wasn't too subtle then~
No.424516
No.424517
GOD DAMN IT LOCO
>>424503Probably, I was pretty sure you didn't like me at some point.
Plus you also disappeared, last I remember us talking on Steam was you helping me out with colbs
No.424518
>>424515RIGHT THEN
CARRY ON
No.424519
[a cruel joke about Loco's family members and A Serbian Film]
No.424520
>>424509I dunno…
>>424510420noscopeBlazikun?
Wish I had some.
>>424515:3c I noticed, I noticed~
How's your game-making going?
No.424521
Remember kids, she's not a common street whore, she's an actor.
No.424522
I never watched A Serbian Film, sounds too brutal for my tastes from what I heard.
Is it a snuff film?
No.424523
>>424519His mother, most likely.
>>424520I really really REALLY wanna set a fire. Urgh.
So what is your employment again Elma, forgive me if I forgotten.
No.424524
>>424517In my defense I was dealing with a lot of shit and needed space from everything and everyone.
>>424518Steam.
>>424520I keep getting distracted! ;_; How's… uh… what do you do to kill time again?
>>424523That was the first joke I thought up.
No.424525
>>424523Dairy Queen in the kitchen.
It's shit-tier, but it's better than being homeless^^
I get an auto-raise after 4 paychecks which is pretty nifty.
No.424527
>>424504>straight like GrimOn a scale from 0 to 10, how straight is that?
>>424512It just ain't right.
No.424528
>>424526Water that has reached boiling point (and beyond, oooOOOooOOoo~~~)
No.424529
>>424524>In my defense I was dealing with a lot of shit and needed space from everything and everyone.Whatchu do with your quiet time?
When I get like that, I adventure and eat food.
No.424530
Whoever has pics of me, could you steam me pls.
>>424527You'd have to ask him.
I don't wanna answer on his behalf and have him mad at me.
No.424531
>>424527It is wrong.
That's what makes it so good~
No.424532
Rawr! i'm an upset saiyan GRRRRR! Argh!!!
Roar! gimme gimme! I'm mad!!! hmph~
erin power level pls ♥
skynet-rundown;
No.424533
>>424528Steam forms much before the water reaches boiling point.
No.424534
YOU FUCKASS ANSWER YOUR SKYPE
>>424530-steams-
No.424535
>>424529I don't remember how I spent that time…
No.424536
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Upset Saiyans (whole thread):
No.424537
>>424530I'm pretty damn straight, at least.
>>424531That's not how that works, man
No.424538
skynet.subtly_condescend:>>424532;
No.424539
>>424536>SotoWhatWhere
SOTO HERE?
No.424540
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>>424532"I'm just Saiyan."
No.424541
No.424542
>>424525Hey, ain't no shame in it. You are in paid employment. Better than being on welfare or on NOfare.
I have appreciation for the people who cook meals considering I worked for 9 years in a kitchen.
ALSO you learn teh sekrits!
>>424524Must be an obvious jokes, oh man.
[spoiler]Also apologies for my emotional implosion the last few days[/spoiler[
No.424543
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>>424535Awww, shame.
Interested in Amy adventures.
>>424537Really? I guess I'm just so damn good that it works for me.
No.424544
>>424530I don't seem to have you on Steam… now what?
No.424545
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No.424546
>>424524Typically just this.
Gonna try to start skateboarding again since the weather's starting to be nice again.
>>424534No, seriously. I lost all my stuffs.
>>424536Thanks, Skynet^^
>>424537Iunno man. You do post here…
>>424542Fair enough. Very true.
I have too much pride for welfare which is why I'm always struggling.
Right? This is my first kitchen job so it's like damn bro. New appreciation for fast food tbh.
>>424544Wh-whaaa?
Probably my bad ;~; Please re-add me. Should just be vicequeenelma or Elmagination Station.
No.424547
>>424543Yeah, sure.
I wouldn't even know.
>>424545Sotobro!
>>424546Yeah, so?
So do you.
No.424548
>>424546Trying to make good("good") food fast is high pressure and high demanding shit.
In a month or twos time you'll be the epitome of mechanical rigor.
Also I am so fucking mad rtoday. With regard to welfare. The way the current incumbant governmant is waging a war on welfare users. Makes me fucking sick.
No.424549
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
check it out.
No.424552
>>424540=3=
it mean, it not give me a power level…
No.424553
>>424547That was just me calling you probably a little bit gay^^
<3
>>424548omg that lunch rush was crazy and it was a slow day.
Apparently I did very well (not that it's really a difficult job), so I can't help but wonder how much better I'll become.
It's a pretty broken system here in 'Murrica because Obama made it so exploitable. Then again, that's just a political layman's viewpoint.
No.424554
aha NA though
No.424555
>>424520I do.
>>424521>What's wrong with me? Why don't I have any self respect?>You're an actress. sweetheart. No.424556
im going to go take a shower
miss me please
No.424557
>>424553I know.
Wouldn't mind, but I'm really not.
No.424558
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>>424552Clearly it's over 9000~ =3=
No.424559
No.424560
Hai everyone~
No.424561
welma I have pictures of you I shouldn't have
No.424562
skynet.subtly-condescend: >>424556;
No.424563
>>424556There's always next time.
No.424564
>>424524Yeah, sorry for pushing myself on you so hard
and not in the good way back then.
Just wanted you to be happy.
>>424561faggot
No.424566
>>424553Heh, yea, and my god I do not envy you. If you are having a hella rush and the customers aint getting their nnuggets on time :S
And to befair, I wouldnt expect it to have run smooth in Corporate America.
>>424559I thought you would. Its delish.
No.424567
>>424560Yo Shiro!
>>424562Thanks for this.
No.424568
>>424560Hey Shiro… you missed a lot of lewd I posted.
No.424569
>>424558*snuggle*
9 trillion billion sept tillion!
No.424570
>>424542It's alright, I've been a total dweeb lately and you've always been understanding and patient.
>>424546Meanie ;_;
No.424571
>>424567Now you too can make magic happen.
No.424572
>>424557Ok, ok. just teasing~
>>424560Shiro~
>>424561I don't care what you have, I need all of them back somehow.
I need to get laid.
>>424566I think I only messed up like 2 out of the 70 burgers I made today.
Yes, I kept track.
>>424570Gomen, gomen ;~;
No.424573
>>424570I'm currently emotionally sensi and am surrounded by my fave people who are having bad times. The straw is coming for my back. I can feel it.
No.424575
>>424571Aye, but I always forget about Erinbot.
>>424572I know. I know.
Feel free.
No.424576
File: 1427844216744.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 497.53 KB, 850x1208, 425:604, 643a1137dba471e0d8a4579b7….jpeg)
>>424572WE ALL NEED TO GET LAID!
It's not normal to collect this much porn!
No.424577
>>424572*hugs* Added.
>>424573If you get squished can I hide some needles in the pile?
No.424578
Elma is a male, Grim
No.424579
>424560Hi Shiro!!!
>>424565CUTE!!!
No.424580
>>4245721 in every 35 aint tha tbad for a newb. Soon you'll be like 1 in ever 9002
its over 9000!!!!!!
>>424577I guess. Tell them I tried to cook Al a Walter white.
No.424581
>>424578That explains the penis.
No.424582
>>424581Grim likes the penis No.424583
>>424580Will do, DooP. Will do.
And my times at least will pick soon. I can feel it.
No.424584
>>424565Eva <3
How are you cutie. Better not be getting sick again
>>424567How was Dota Fort?
>>424568Gah now I have to dig though the thread.
I thought you were going to say you missed me>>424572What's up hotness ^^
No.424585
god damn it
No.424586
No.424587
An estimated 500,000 cows are slaughtered each year just for taco bells "beef"
My god I love America!!!
No.424588
>>424584The game I started up 10 seconds ago?
No.424590
>>424574So you're not gonna help me, huh?
Oh well.
>>424575I'll be sure to work up the courage to do so more then~
>>424577<3
>>424578NO WAI
>>424580And I'll get mad about it when I'm that good haha
>>424584SHIRO PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can't even handle you doing that!
No.424592
>>424590I'll send you some caps.
No.424593
>>424589Grim pretends not to, it's cute>>424590RIGHT?!
No.424594
No.424595
>>424591I think you should be angry at the cows for not fighting back.
No.424596
>>424592Thanks, bby.
>>424593How'd you know?!
>>424594You might need to sign the liability waiver.
No.424598
>>424596I've seen your private place >/////////< No.424599
>>424597What? I don't pretend
No.424600
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>>424588Nah I saw you playing earlier when I was at the gym ^^
>>424590I sorry. Drinking tonight?
No.424601
>>424596Can I read it first?
Meh, whatever. *signs*
No.424602
>>424595seems like it would be a lot higher than 500000 actually
No.424603
>>424584Or I could just like… give you the folder.
Awww, I have, sorta, was too hungover/drunk to do so. No.424604
>>424591If it makes you feel any better, they died painlessly.
Well, not really, the electrical shock numbs the senses but they're still usually conscious and somewhat aware.
Never mind, I suppose.
No.424605
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>>424569xP Mhm~ -Huggles tight-
>>424579Sugu super cute.
>>424584No, I'm pretty good for now. ♥ How about you?
No.424606
>>424590Wait, why do you need pictures of yourself?
No.424607
>>424583Wop wop?
>>424590You'll be the gordon ramsay in heels.
No.424608
>>424604yeah i guess there's worse ways to go. haven't really been keeping up on the methods of industrial farms lately
No.424609
>>424607More like MMMBop.
No.424610
Sup.
I'm bored so I will be here for no apparent reason.
No.424612
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No.424613
>>424603Ehhh no that ruins the fun. Stop getting hang overs.
>>424605I'm doing really good. Hit the gym early today and just took a nice shower~
No.424614
>>424598Most have >.>
>>424600I think I just have a single 12oz bottle of beer.
Maybe I'll chug it for no reason.
>>424601hue hue hue
>>424606I lost my HDD and I need to upload some stuff to another site.
>>424607That's Inga I thought^^
And I can't yell at people like he can at all.
>>424610Welcome anon~
No.424615
>>424610But there is an apparent reason.
>>424611Not a fan of Hanson?
No.424616
welma steam is down
No.424617
>>424616oh whatever will we do
No.424618
>>424608Personally, I don't even like killing spiders.
But when it comes to the corpses of something somebody else killed, I'll pay good money for that. And if it came down to it I'd rather kill things myself than not eat meat.
No.424619
No.424620
>>424613Can;t help it, I drink like a maniac.
No.424621
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No.424622
>>424614Is it xHamster? Are you uploading pictures of your dick?
Can I see? No.424623
>>424614Well. throw knives.
>>424615I don't know anymore.
No.424624
>>424600Today? Oh right. One game.
Forgot. Also probably lost.
>>424614Uh-oh
No.424625
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ohayou
No.424626
>>424623Or was it Hansen?
No.424627
>>424612No thank you, I'm chuck full
>>424614Oh damnit the thing didn't kept my name.
Anywho hello.
>>424615mlpchan is dead and a shite
No.424628
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>>424616Damnit, how am I gonna build up my cyber harem now?
No.424629
No.424630
>>424602that's just taco bell "beef" which is mostly soy.
>>424605I wish I could be that cute.
No.424631
No.424632
>>424625You don't take folder requests, do you? Asking for loco.
No.424633
>>424626DAMN THAT HANSELL, HE IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
No.424634
>>424616I noticed.
It's always something.
>>424622Not that site, no.
Perhaps and perhaps~
>>424623I can most definitely do that.
But I won't cause that's scary.
>>424624Yes. Be very afraid.
>>424625daily Neko pets>>424627Oh!
Long time no see. How's it been?
No.424635
>>424618if you were willing to do it yourself, you'd have more respect from me than i have have for most carnivores
>>424619it was a real q
>>424627HOLY SHIT YOU SNEAKY DEMON
HEY GUESS WHAT WE CHILLED WITH ETHY THE OTHER NIGHT
No.424636
>>424625Oh hey you're here too
No.424637
>>424614I kinda miss drinking, but I need to get in better shape ^^
>>424620smd like a maniac>>424621You go to school right?
>>424624Well gl and hf on your current match
No.424640
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>>424630really? i didn't realize they used soy in their beef. they could probably cut out the beef and no one would notice
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>>424634Nothing out of the ordinary. How are you?
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>>424635Something to do with the circle of life?
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>>424632Only if they're cute girls, shotas, or traps.
>>424634>want>>424636Yush
>>424631♥
No.424645
Someone make a new thread
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>>424637smds yo dick like it's the last day on earth No.424647
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>>424633I… uhhh…
Wanna see a magic trick?
>>424634Oooooh, how exciting~~
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>>424605Did eba heal well?