No.434102[Last 50 Posts]
munster
No.434108
AT LEAST IT IS AN ERIN THREAD
No.434109
I repost
I didn't take it away from you, anyways.
I watch it so I can become closer to you.
I do it out of love.
I
I
I
No.434110
Erin threads 2nd best threads.
No.434112
TIME TO SHITPOST.
No.434113
>Thank God it is an Erin Thread.
I FUCKED UP
No.434114
No.434115
Words
>>434095Well you're being honest about that at least!
.. Presumably
>>434097Why would my ass need one?!
No.434116
>>434110And I'm #1 right?
Thank you!
No.434117
>>434106>>434109Shhh shhh it's okay
As long as a bunch of other people don't start posting it
Then I hurt you.
No.434118
No.434119
>>434116I was gonna say Scoots
but
yes
No.434120
>>434115>>434114>>434117Everyone's plotting.
We're all gonna post it.
No.434121
>>434117Why would that be my fault!
I just wanted to further our relationship!
I-I thought matching avatars would be cute
No.434122
>>434104I'm not serious, don't worry. There's both faith and understanding to be found everywhere. I'm curious what you'll come to believe, but that's a rather simple base to start from. Any old religion would say that much. Or are you saying that's all you believe with some certainty for now?
No.434123
>>434118I'd love to be cuddled, but I'd never initiate.
No.434124
>>434120Well then I'll just start posting Over the Garden Wall
No one here like that right
Right guys
guys
No.434125
>>434100I'm not down with the kid's and their newfandangled lingo.
>>434107My typing is immaculate.
No.434126
>>434110Which are the 1st?
>>434107But I don't want to come to your bed yet.
>>434105Stop being bored.
I got some stuff done (lol) in WoW and started tanking, woo.
And wasted the time of a couple of my friends (de facto guildies - I raid with them almost every week and know most of them, but they're on a different realm so I'm not actually in the guild itself) trying to get a legendary quest done and failing, but they found it fun.
>>434119Pig disgusting.
No.434127
>>434125Hah thtats not even a woord
>>434126nonooo not my bed
No.434128
>>434124Never heard of it.
>>434126That's the only important thing!
No.434129
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>>434127im·mac·u·late
iˈmakyələt/
adjective
adjective: immaculate
(especially of a person or their clothes) perfectly clean, neat, or tidy.
"an immaculate white suit"
synonyms: clean, spotless, ultraclean, pristine, unsoiled, unstained, unsullied; More
shining, shiny, gleaming;
neat, tidy, spick and span;
informalsqueaky clean, as clean as a whistle
"an immaculate white shirt"
perfect, pristine, mint, as good as new;
flawless, faultless, unblemished, unspoiled, undamaged;
excellent, impeccable;
informaltip-top, A1
"a guitar in immaculate condition"
antonyms: dirty, worn, damaged
free from flaws or mistakes; perfect.
"an immaculate safety record"
synonyms: unblemished, spotless, impeccable, unsullied, undefiled, untarnished, stainless; More
No.434130
>21:46 - Professor Cosmic Spark: My boyfriend is a girl
No.434131
No.434132
>>434131Muu fuck off I already called dibs.
No.434133
>>434125Get with it, old man.
No.434134
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>>434129hah thasts greek silly
No.434135
>>434121It is kind of cute I guess, in the sense that it feeds my ego
Yes I suppose you may continue for now
secretheart♥secretheart No.434136
>>434126Them's fightin words.
>>434122The latter.
It's uhh
It's a work in progress.
No.434137
>>434088Nope. I don' wanna!
>>434090That was the lame tower anyway.
Dweeb.
>>434099Yeah, there you go. *pat pat*
Whatever 'n' stuff.
>>434100You'll have to lure such a creature out of the UCLA Women's Studies lecture hall. Organize an MRA meeting followed by a screening of Garden State and have a cage ready.
No.434138
>>434133I thought I'm younger than you.
>>434134English, motherfucker.
No.434139
Hi I'm here now deal with it
No.434140
>>434138youu should study moor
No.434141
>>434130wat
>>434131….Probably.
>>434137Why not?
Gotta remain unseen?
>>434139Hey Nezi
No.434142
>>434137Ur butt is the lame tower… BECAUSE NO ONE POST SHOULD HAVE ALL DAT POWER!!!!!
No.434143
>>434135All I do is feed your ego.
I don't know how you don't think of yourself as a king right now.
Great Secret heart :3 ♥ No.434144
>>434132Ssssh
It'ss okay~
>>434141I think I'll return to convention stuff now
I may or may not be a little bit drink later
No.434146
>>434139I don't know if I can.
That's a dangerous amount of sass.
No.434147
>>434144That's fine. Have fun!
>>434145…Yeah I am
No.434148
>>434134Why are you doing this? What could possess you to unleash this horror?
>>434136Well, it's best to talk to other people about it, too. Preferably not any southern baptists, but a lot of people are willing to have open conversations. Even one person can open you up to a lot of perspectives.
>>434137It's gonna have to be a big cage.
>>434138I don't really know, I'm recently turned 22.
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No.434151
>>434141Hey fortune
what's up home skillet
>>434146I'm so sassy I once made a flamboyant gay man gasp
No.434152
SWAYIN' LIKE A TREE.
No.434154
actually give me a moment somebody is wrong on the internet
No.434155
>>434143I don't think of myself as a king because I am a God.
No.434156
>>434148What about you, then?
Seems like a good place to start, you're neither an asshole nor an idiot.
>>434151Yo Nezi
How's the diet going?
No.434158
>>434155You mean THE God.
No.434159
>>434141Hm, not so much that. I just don't have anything to talk about. :P
>>434142That's wrong though. You're wrong.
>>434148Our Thunderdome package is on special this month.
No.434160
tfw you're a side bitch
>>434156I just ate a cookie
game over
great, ate tons of salad last night and stuff No.434161
>>434159PROVE IT! Fight me! IN. THE. OCTAGON.
No.434162
>>434151That's a new one…
General unwellness, you?
>>434159Wha, how can that be?
No.434163
>>434160A cookie?
OH GOD
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
BURN THE FLAGS
No.434164
>>434158I'm not that big a narcissist.
No.434165
>>434164I'm just telling you what I think of you.
No.434166
Loco. Thanks for ruining the TC. Giving fortune Hepititis you slut.
No.434167
>>434162aww, why? :c
>>434163melt everything with acid!
No.434168
>>434156I'm a Christian, but that's far from a popular belief system on the internet. I don't really know how much I could tell you about spirituality, I am not a clever man. Suffice to say I see God's hand at work in the world and believe he listens to prayer, but I've never believed faith is necessary to understanding God's will and what it is right to do.
>>434157You must have imagined it.
>>434159Will she escape if I don't wrestle with her, or is that optional? I'm in a rather low weight class, clocking in at 100 pounds.
No.434169
>>434167Beats me. Probably Malnourishment with a side dish of feelbads
No.434170
Hang on Damami I've got another call coming in
Hello? Yes? Scootaloo? Fuck off you disgusting Chris-Chan look alike
No.434171
>needing to use aeris' insults
you shrivelled up little scrotum.
No.434172
>>434165*kissykiss rub rub*
No.434173
No.434174
when did Test turn into David Hayter?
No.434175
>>434161One round. TKO.
>>434162>>>434168>100 poundsNaw. You can run out of the ring crying after she skinny shames you.
No.434176
It's funny you should mention scrotums because you look like one
What's this about hepatitis though?
No.434177
>>434167Even the chairs.
ESPECIALLY the chairs.
>>434168All ignorant religion bashing aside, the idea of a higher power seems entirely possible to me.
Too bad I won't be able to find out what really lies at the end of the road until after I'm dead.
No.434178
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>>434140Moors are just empty land.
>>434148Roughly the same then.
No.434179
>>434175I left the TC.
Anyway, What's the Sabs up to?
No.434180
Get rekt skrublord. THE NUMBERS MASON!!!!!!!
>>434175Aye, when I hit you with a mean haymaker. You gotta git gud.
No.434182
>2/4
No.434183
No.434184
>>434169-hugs-
>>434177what did chairs ever do for us anyway??!
oh wait a lot, let's not burn them on second thought
No.434185
>>434174I don't even know who that is or why he's relevant. Break it down for me.
>>434175Do they do that? That's a thing people do now?
>>434177Then believe in only what you feel is entirely fact and work from there. Perhaps we'll arrive at the same conclusions. It's not the most important thing in the world, as long as you live well.
>>434178When's your birthday? Mine was March twenty third.
No.434186
>>434184>what did chairs ever do for us anyway??!Support your massive weight.
>>434185Late summer.
No.434187
>>434179Just watching cartoons while I organize some books. I can't read, but keeping books around makes me look classy and sophisticated.
>>434180I'm going to get your pregnant, then push you down the stairs on the first day of the third trimester. It's my signature finishing move.
>>434185All kidding aside, yes. Yes it is.
No.434188
>>434185Protaganist of Metal Gear.
Went to Shadow Moes and Zanibarland.
No.434189
>>434184Two heads ARE better than one.
I would've been a one man chairpocalypse
>>434185I'm terrified of death.
It's the only thing we can't/don't know anything about.
No.434190
>>434188NOT ANYMORE.
He's not in Ground Zeroes or Phantom Pains.
No.434191
>>434184I'm fine yo.
How my Nezi?
>>434187What Cartoons?
The one that Loco/Damami post with?
No.434192
>>434186Ouch.
>>434189I've got your back, Tak
>>434191Ish okay.
Work soon
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.434193
>>434190I thought Phantom Pain was the last one featuring Snake.
Or maybe it was big boss
Not that it matters anyways, they're the same person No.434194
>>434193Hayter is the VA.
He voiced both of them but isn't going to in V.
No.434195
>>434186And you're turning 22? So I am older?
Huh.
>>434187Sickening creatures.
>>434188That tells me the who he is but not why he's relevant.
BECAUSE OF WRATH'S MUSTACHE?
>>434189That's natural enough. You may live for an incredibly long time, though, with continuing advances in medical science.
No.434197
No.434198
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>>434195Nah. I'm a geezer. I'm turning
23.
No.434199
MY HEAD IS SO SLOW
No.434200
>>434194I need to start playing again…
>>434195yes No.434201
No.434202
>>434201No.
I'm playing Battlefield.
No.434203
No.434204
>>434192Good thing, too.
You saved all those poor seats.
>>434195We can only delay the inevitable.
And I don't know if brain in a jar is the life for me.
>>434199Ayy ikt
No.434205
No.434206
>>434204Those poor, defenseless baby seats that were going to be clubbed!
No.434207
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>>434191M-hm. Steven Universe. It's pretty cute. What're you up to?
>>434195Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Well, except Reese's cups. Little tempting bastards…
>>434196You've had more coat hangers thrust into you than a dry cleaner's return window.
No.434209
>>434208Dunno yet. Got a bit of headache and a really weird feeling in my stomach
No.434210
No.434211
>>434206You can only protect them for so long.
One day I will have my revenge.
A chair killed my father.
No.434212
>>434208It feels best without a rubber though.
>implying I can afford to get off the game to rearf a brat.You wouldn't pay child support anyway yoou bastard.
No.434213
No.434214
>>434213NO I SUCK I DON'T GET KILLS
No.434215
>>434209Oh no! Did you eat my brother's cooking?!
>>434212I got three five year olds, and they ain't triplets.
No.434216
>>4341982old
You'll be farting dust soon.
>>434200Well, I just finished my folder of him recently. Lloyd encouraged it. Sup, ButtFox?
>>434204Well, you say we know nothing of death and all its implications, but who knows where life will take us either. It may not be such a bad future as "brain in a jar".
>>434208My sister loves Reeses cups. So she's at least kind of like you, and thus maybe as cool as you. Doubtful, but I can dream.
No.434217
>>434215I hope all 6 baby daddies are paying your pedicures.
No.434218
>>434214Oh…
Is that all the fun?
>>434215Wha? Nope.
No.434219
>>434207yeah I park cars
>>434211*cue movie trailer*
No.434220
No.434221
>>434219That sounds like a fun job.
Does it pay well?
No.434222
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>>434216Bored and hungry.
I don't have a ride anywhere so I'm stuck with a computer and dogs until someone arrives.
Does Sabs have kids? I thought everyone here on animu threads were childless No.434223
I want to talk but I don't know what to talk about.
No.434224
No.434227
>>434222The solution is obvious. Eat the dogs.
It's a joke, you spazz, there are no parents in these threads except Nefel No.434229
>>434220Aw man…
Play with me~
No.434231
No.434232
>>434216I bet she's awesome! Tell her to try putting them in the freezer if she hasn't already. Mmm.
>>434217I don't waste money on pedicures 'cause my foot's always breaking off in your ass.
>>434218Phew. Good.
Don't.
No.434233
>>434228For real? He had kids? I had no idea.
No.434234
>>434231Battlefield? No.
>>434232What's it like?
What's your brother like?
No.434235
>>434227Food arrived so thankfully the hounds were sparedI don't think I met nefel.
No.434236
No.434237
>>434236What else do you plays?
No.434238
No.434239
No.434240
>pick one or more
I picked them all.
No.434241
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No.434243
>>434232Bitch please, you couldnt afford an ass like this, y'all cheaper than kool aid.
No.434244
>>434225I saved this last time you posted it, cute.
No.434246
>>434227>>434241I think Dean did too but he's like 40.
No.434247
>random
>get counter picked
I'm getting so tired of this fucking game.
No.434248
>>434247>>434247>>434247>I random every ranked game. I always go first pick.It's how I roll.
No.434249
>>434232The advice will be passed along as soon as she gets home from hanging out with that stupid boy. Her best friend through all of school from 2nd grade to now, but he has a girlfriend. It's a thin line they're walking, and I don't trust that boy's morals to hold.
>>434241See
>>434233>>434246I just refuse to believe that.
No.434250
MAN I SUCK SO HARD AT THIS GAME
;_;
No fun
No.434251
No.434252
>>434249MFF's posted his daughter(s) before, if memory serves. Pritty has kids, too. And Dean is just a creepy old man.
No.434253
>>434251All the more to hug you with my dear.
No.434254
lewdfox
No.434255
WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I NEED TO GIVE A RUNNIGN COMMENTARY ON A GAME I AM PLAYING IN THREAD BECASUE LOOK HOW GAMER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.434262
>>434252I'll admit, I just outright forgot about Pritty's kids.
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No.434266
>>434263>Cpt. Blog bandwagonning on a post denouncing blogging¬¬
No.434267
No.434268
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>>434262I'll avoid specifics for the obvious but a few were godparents too.
No.434269
>>434255To be fair it's better than someone coming into thread trying to act all cute for attention.
No.434273
No.434274
I want Saikias clothes
No.434275
>>434266This, ladies and gentleman, is an excellent post.
No.434276
>>434266Blogging is fine, I just don't care for vidya blogging
No.434277
Squash chan d-doesn't like it when I'm c-cute? ;~~~;
No.434278
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>>434269It's worse because the ones who did it most are either overweight or clearly masculine.
No.434279
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
For the benefit of nonTC plebs.
No.434280
PS4 has no game, Skyrim is casual trash, nintendo is the best company ever, pirating increases sales, Morrwind>obilivion, game cube was the best console ever, emulating works fine for PS2 games.
No.434281
>>434274>Shirt and short pants.But the majority wants you to wear dresses or something.
Or nothign at all No.434282
>>434270Hello, how are you doing?
No.434285
>>434272See, I'm ok with it if it's like, toned down and not just grossly done.
Like if I see you I'll make a remark and a joke or two. But there are people who ONLY ack like cute fuck boys.
That shit is just gross.
>>434277You have a personality. So it's not the only thing to you. Others? Not so much.
>>434278>>434278>>434278 No.434287
>>434281haah theyd like right
>>434284fruit cant speakk silly
No.434288
No.434289
No.434290
>>434288So man hugs and kisses ._.
No.434291
*RAGEQUIT*
No.434292
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>>434285I get that it's online wish fulfillment sort of bullshit but it's just so damn jarring to see how they look and how they act. I'm not saying they're outright unattractive or anything judgmental, just that they don't have a shred of femininity other than their constant reiteration of how much they love dicks.
>>434287Fruit is a colloquial way of saying fag.
No.434293
>>434285They only want to feel loved because esteem issues.
No.434294
>>434286I saw the Skyrim /vg/ once. Jesus, nothing but "waifus". Mods out the ass, and then that ass got modded.
No.434295
>>434234It's awful. I love him to death, but he can't cook at all. He's lucky his wife takes good care of him. My brother's a nice person, and a very gifted artist. He's studying computer animation in Houston. He's an ex-Marine and a lot more conservative than me, so we don't always see eye-to-eye. Plus he and my mom don't get along. But yeah…he's a nice guy. Sorry to tell you my life's story.
>>434243Kool-Aid, huh? I have a great comeback for that, but it's awfully racist so I won't.
>>434249Uh oh. Are they overly flirty with one-another? Sounds like trouble.
No.434296
>>434292It's honestly unnerving.
>>434293I guess. I at least only act sexual when I am really close to the person or it's funny.
No.434297
>tfw squash will never like you
FINE!!!! B-BAKA!
No.434298
>>434285Squash please.
I am the cutest.
No.434299
>>434294I actually think Fo3/NV is worse about the constant porn mods.
It's just so damn…sad? I'm not sure what the word to use to describe it is. It just makes you wonder how these people exist and require sexed up everything in all aspects of entertainment.
No.434300
>>434294You act as though waifus are a bad thing.
No.434302
so i made a thing, if you put:
@import "
https://erin.wtf/dynamic-css/pokemon.css";
in the custom theme bit in 8chan settings, it loads a random pokemon in the background on every page
No.434303
>>434288huhu saika so cute
>>434289das so lewd tho
>>434292ii dont see howw that is a insult
No.434304
>>434297No one likes you.
No.434305
>>434303That's the girl in your image?
No.434307
I'm borrrrrrrreeeeeddddddd!!!!!
No.434308
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>>434297I have no idea how to feel about you. Some days you seem to hate me. Others we seem to get along.
>>434298After me that is. No.434309
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No.434310
>>434308Depends on my mood swing bb
No.434311
>>434303Western culture perceives homosexuality as a lack of masculinity, basically.
>>434305>girl No.434312
>>434301Squishingly?
That's good to hear~
I guess I'll jet now that my ride is here.
Bye Cato ♥
No.434313
>>434308I tried to draw a line between us
but I missed
Our relationship is bananas.
No.434314
>>434311youi mean american culture
o wait haha
No.434315
>>434310I'm not your emotional toy. I'm a lady and ask to be treated as such.
>>434313I don't follow.
No.434316
>>434314Not really. Most of the West in general perceives it that way.
No.434317
>>434295He sounds like someone with a lot of talents.
None of which is cooking, I guess.
Thank you for sharing your life's story.
>>434303Indeed.
Aren't you lewd?
No.434318
I think I'm in love.
No.434319
>>434245you should post more often
No.434320
>>434318Did he tug your hair or something?
No.434322
>>434315We're friends, right?
>>434318With Squash?
I know, he's pretty great.
No.434324
>>434295Not verbally, at least not when I'm around, but he is constantly up next to her, damn near on top of her. And I know for a fact that every time him and his girlfriend break up for a week, which is too often for my tastes, he asks my sister to go out with him and gets turned down. Disgusting.
>>434299No, sad works.
>>434300You should make a tulpa.
No.434325
>>434315Lol, naw, you love it that way though.
>>434318With pink hair?
No.434326
>>434296I get what you're saying. Outwardly flirting with every moving thing isn't your default mode like it is a lot of posters. They just don't know better. They get attention and even affection from being that way, despite their countless unaddressed issues.
So why should they change? It's /aneki/. They are free to explore their sexuality in a manner just short of repulsive in tinychats, blog about their boring lives, and waste away their hours making small talk on crack.
And in the end, none of it matters.
You come from a place that prioritized friendship.
You're in a place that still prioritizes that, but second to seeking attention.
*shrugs*
No.434327
>>434322I would certainly hope so.
>>434325I'll mark this up to you being drunk or something,.
No.434328
>>434316noo your wrong
>>434317woa n i donno
>>434323yuhso?
No.434329
>>434318Welcome back!
Who's the lucky one?
No.434330
>>434318I'm taken, sorry.
No.434331
>>434327Oh, good.
Otherwise this would've been weird.
Marry me? No.434332
>>434321Blood, blood blood, I am excite, talk with me about exciting things.
No.434333
>>434328You MIGHT BE? .///.
No.434335
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>>434330Don't go telling lies, Loco.
No.434336
>>434320har har har
>>434321Her name is Paige.
>>434322He is pretty great, but no.
>>434325Yes^^
We walked around for a bit after we got out of work. 2 cute .///.
>>434329Pink-hair chica from work.
Did you read about my hometown?
>>434330Poor Damami~
No.434339
>>434332nothing reallllyyyy interests me though :/
No.434340
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No.434341
>>434335I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I SWEAR
PLEASE BELIEVE ME I DON'T WANT TO MARRY ELMA
No.434342
>Poor Damami~
Please don't remind me
No.434343
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Bye cuties
No.434344
No.434345
>>434336Paige the wrestler?
No.434346
>>434341>GIRLFRIEND Pffft.
No.434347
Nigger in a blender will make chocolate sauce.
No.434349
>>434339well, we should meet up irl and do exciting things, then you'll have something to talk about.
No.434350
>>434341Excellent point. But I would have believed you if you said boyfriend.
No.434351
>>434336Pink haired girl?
The one you mentioned a couple days ago?
>>434337I soak up every little bit to harden my skin.
No.434352
>>434350Nah, I've gone off boys. Did you know they actually poop from their butts and don't look like girls IRL? It's so gross you don't even know.
No.434353
Lococo
Whaatchudo
No.434354
>>434352That's impossible, they post pretty pictures of kawaii moeshit on the internet that arouses you. There's no way that boys are icky.
No.434355
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.434356
>>434317Some of my earliest memories of are of him drawing. Even when we were little, he could draw life-like portraits of anyone. I've always been kind of jealous, actually. But I'm happy for him too. It's his passion.
But his scrambled eggs are a nightmare.
>>434324Sounds like a clinger. Are they teenagers?
>>434318Awwwww. Elma's got a sweetie. :3
No.434357
>>434336Most of it, yeah.
Pink-haired Chica?
No.434358
Readeadeadding
uguuu~
>>434354No listen to me man
They're not like that IRL
They're guys
And they
they leak poo
from their boypussy
can you fucking imagine.
No.434359
>>434341Well, shucks ;~;
>>434342:3c
>>434343hi/bye~
>>434344I wish she'd pull my hair. She complimented it though, so I complimented hers right back.
>>434345Nope. I don't watch wrestling.
>>434348She mentioned a boyfriend, so I might have to assassinate him first.
>>434351Yessir.
>>434356You're my first sweetie. <3
>>434357A co-worker of mine.
No.434360
>>434358I haven't read in forever.
No.434361
>>434359Sometimes I wish I had a shitty computer like you so I didn't play vidya.
Vidya isn't fun.
No.434362
>>434361That's what I've been trying to tell people from the get-go, mang.
>>434360That's cause you can't.
No.434363
So who here is a virgin?
No.434364
No.434365
>>434340YOU MIGHT BE!
>>434356Sounds like a nice brother to have.
>>434359Ahh.
What's she like?
>>434363Me.
No.434367
>>434356They're both 20 but keep in contact despite going to different colleges. I should stop bothering you with this, but you're the first person I've spoken frankly with of my thoughts on the matter. I don't even discuss it with my parents.
>>434358Nauseating. Thank you for informing me, I'll spread your words. You're a saint.
No.434369
>>434363*tentatively raises paw*
No.434371
>>434362I'm too busy with internet and things.
Well
Actually I don't know what I'm busy with.
>>434365*pat*
No.434372
>>434364:p
Been real busy? Haven't seen you around much lately.
>>434365She's a homeschooled junior with pink-hair, septum piercing. She cuts herself and likes Warped Tour musics. hnngh 2sexy.
She did mention a bf though which saddens me a bit, but I'll just kill him.
>>434371Busy with posting lolis ^~^
No.434374
>>434372>homeschooled junior NO, ELMA.
NO.
THAT'S STATUTORY.
No.434375
No.434376
>>434362It only makes you mad and salty, I've already had an anger post where I took my anger out on Scoot.
Although I'm she he deserved it, for breathing.
No.434377
>>434374Shh~
It'll be okay.
No.434379
>>434370I did read for fun when I was younger but I haven't been to the library since I was 16 or so. I went every week or two to get like 6 books or so and finish them. Then computers happened.
>>434372Mwwwh, I don't know really. It's always strange when people ask what I do. I just… computer?
No.434380
>>434374Don't ask, don't tell.
No.434381
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>>434377Reported.
Called the cops.
Called the FBI.
No.434382
>>434363Should I watch the next series of Durarararararararararararararara?
Remember when you called Soto a virgin? Good times>>434373R U 4 REAL
No.434383
>>434379>reading>for funWell, there's your problem. Reading is for learning. No fun allowed.
No.434386
So, attention? Anyone?
No.434387
>>434383>learning>from physical booksGo back to a few centuries back please.
No.434389
>>434372Times like that is where I'm happy with two friends who'd kill people.
She sounds… I dunno.
Not my taste at all
>>434378Toki is lewd~
>>434386NAH
No.434390
No.434391
>>434385Pinch me.
>>434386Always.
No.434392
>>434376>I'm she helol'd even though I knew what you meant.
Just quit vidya, man. It's good for your mental health at the moment it seems.
>>434379That's like the other night. My roomie came in and was like, "Dude, I'm so glad you got another computer, you looked so sad without one."
Like threading IS my hobby, and he gets it.
>>434381Why would you do that to me? ;~;
>>434386yes pwease.
>>434389asghlakjghalkgjh
To each their own man. I dig her.
No.434393
Is that really it? I find that surprising.
>>434369lmao.
>>434368>>434373Just no.
>>434382Yes. Dubs are coming out, so if you want to binge watch them then, it might be better. I've been watching subs every week. I can't into thinking about Soto at the moment.
No.434394
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No.434395
>>434387Ebooks are shit. You're shit. You can't smell a computer book, Mr. IT.
No.434396
>>434393Why, are you a virgin?
No.434397
No.434399
>>434392>sheI'm so mad I have tunnel vision, clearly.
No.434400
No.434402
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>>434391I can't quite reach.
No.434404
>>434400Fool seems like the kind of guy who banged a fatty once and now acts cynical towards the entire experience. imo.
No.434405
>>434399Why so mad though? What game and what happened?
I'll pretend to know what you're going through~>>434401*licks*
No.434406
A wild Shiro appears
No.434407
>>434392It really is?
I can probably survive for a while without any electronics, but computering is nice. Though lately I've kinda lost sight of what I like to do on the compy more and more. I used to play games, fool around pictuning (kek) in Photoshop, play more games, mod games.
Damn university/college really ruins everything.
>>434395You don't do anything with that knowledge. Computers are pretty much made to deal with that knowledge easily.
No.434408
>>434406*chucks a pokeball*
No.434409
>>434401we created the beast, and so we shall destroy it
no more attention for you
No.434410
Who's in the new york area, I want to hang out with people IRL and I don't like to associate with colleges from work, and I don't talk to many civilians.
No.434411
>>434393All kidding aside, I am.
>>434401TAKE IT
>>434402Probably because I'm not real.
>>434406AH
Don't sneak up on me like that.
No.434412
>>434392>to each their own manThe lack of comma makes this a much better statement.
No.434413
>>434406Use self destruct.
No.434414
>>434410>civilliansConfirmed for military.
No.434415
>>434414That was already way confirmed.
No.434416
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>>434408>>434406I forgot I had a picture for that.
>>434407I wouldn't know about that, I never went to college.
But yeah, it's pretty much what I do cause I need more money for my other future hobbies.
>>434412Woops. Good catch~
No.434417
>>434408*dies* x.x
>>4344111v1 me
>>434413*Shiro uses sleep. It's super effective*
No.434418
>>434404…..Who the fuck are you?
>>434406-runs away-
>>434410Grim, Kermit, Mana and Treecho
No.434419
>>434407wait what
How can a computer deal with like
Leo Tolstoy?
No.434420
>>434392Yeah, I get that.
But I don't think I can handle selfharm.
No.434421
>>434417Can't.
I'm already dead.
No.434422
>>434418Oh, geez, maybe my tripcode might provide a clue?
spaz.
No.434423
>>434405*pinches cheeks*
>>434409NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>434411take it like a bitch
No.434424
>>434416If I'm gonna continue what I am doing my hobbies will wind up pretty expensive.
Expensive but major fun.
>>434419Random story generator.
No.434425
>>434405Awww, you're the best, love.
Now my controller isn't working for my computerElma kill me.
No.434426
>>434419The same way I deal with him.
Not giving a shit No.434429
>>434428Why do you hate computers?
No.434430
>>434421You can fight ghost poke'mon
No.434431
>>434420Just wanna lick the woundssssssssssssssssssssss.
>>434423Grandma, pls~
>>434424You're in too deep lol
>>434425Throw it on the ground then pour water on it.
It's what it deserves.
No.434432
>>434426Well when we're competing for a job and I put "reads Tolstoy" on my CV we'll see who comes out on top.
No.434433
>>434422Chiri?
>>434427You missed and you throw like a girl
No.434434
>>434431;~; im not that old
AND I NEVER SAID WHICH CHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.434435
>>434431Electronics are expensive. Probably. I don't know. I want to do RC things.
No.434436
>>434396No, I am not.
>>434397I'm actually in a lot of pain.
>>434400Would not surprise me.
>>434403>>434411Mazel tov, you innocents.
No.434437
>>434431.////////////////.
No.434438
>>434432I genuinely fucking hope you do that. That sounds hilarious.
No.434440
>>434431b-b-but what if it works again?
No.434441
uhg
No.434442
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Fortje wanneer gaan we kaartjes halen en is het idee nu echt om een heel weekend te blijven?
No.434443
>>434441*pet*
Pay attention to class!
No.434444
Another 10000 to go for a real get.
No.434445
>>434429I don't hate computers, I just think they're boring.
No offense.
>>434433Yep, you got it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ZNEvcaGRY No.434446
>>434441Stop living in the past and get out of school already
No.434447
>>434434It wasn't even really meant to be an attack on your age. Just the stereotypical thing grandmas do.
Which cheeks~?
>>434435Oh yeah, nice.
Those gas powered RC cars that I mentioned are so fun.
My old one got up to like 65 mph and we'd take it off big dirt jumps and stuff.
The nitro fuel you use for them is soooo expensive.
>>434437I know. I have some issues.
>>434440The next step would be to throw it off a building^^
>>434444nice trips
No.434448
>>434442Goede vraag,
Goede vraag.
No.434449
>>434436I don't agree.
>>434441GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
>>434447>tripsELMA NO
No.434450
>>434449IT WAS A JOKE!
I do that every time, diggy.
No.434451
>>434443*purrr*
>>434446I'm tryingggg
>>434449TRYING
No.434452
>>434449It'll happen when it happens. Ask Soto for advice.
No.434453
>>434450IT'S NOT FUNNY
IT'S EVIL
No.434454
>>434445Interesting, and why would books be not boring? You can do pretty much anything regarding information on computers, program it to do things, communicate and more. Plug in a microcontroller, program that thing and you can do physical stuff too, like cute robots :3
How can books do that?
>>434447Damn, I want one. But 2expensive. Kinda wanna build my own drone this summer tho..
>>434451When do you get out?
No.434455
>>434451I am so sorry.
>>434452Maybe I should try writing.
No.434456
No.434457
>>434453Well, I am
chaotic evil apparently.
How is that evil exactly?
>>434454You have to attach a go pro and somehow live stream the video feed. That would be rad.
No.434458
>>434447That sounds dangerous Elma.
It could hit somebody.
No.434460
No.434461
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No.434462
>>434448Are we gonna cuddle it up?
>>434456Oooh. Yay!
>>434457Mount my old Galaxy Nexus under it and livestream it over WiFi. Probably gotta figure out something for the range but I'll probably figure it out if I ever get far enough.
No.434463
>>434447Well, we knew that much already.
No.434464
>>434456One of the worst places to be.
Just above prison.
>>434459Exactly.
>>434457You don't defile the sanctity of quads.
No.434466
No.434467
>>434464You're going to write
in order to get laid
I mean, that seems like a very roundabout way of doing it, but I guess it's not impossible.
No.434468
>>434414yeah, I've been spouting military pride for as long as I've been in.
>>434418well, I knew about mana and Grim is like 3 hours away, I also know hanyuu is somewhere around, I didn't know treeko or kermit where here though.
No.434469
>>434454They can't. I can pay someone to do that. What I can't pay someone to do is to fill my mind with the primordial matter of expression and self-creation, the stuff of the stars that is a mind, the information elemental to any development of my being. Reading gives me the food I digest and incorporate into myself in every aspect, from aesthetic appreciation, to artistic expression, to formulation of posts on the internet.
Also people think you're smart when they see your books. When they see your commputer they just think you're into videogames or something.
No.434470
>>434466Don't worry.
If you're looking for a way out, I've got your back.
>>434467It's the only thing I can do even remotely well.
No.434471
>>434467Aren't half of the people here writing in order to get laid?
No.434472
>>434462.////////.
B-but ikti…
Are you cute Grill?
No.434473
>>434460You're right!
It could hit a beautiful woman and we could become married.
What a story that wold be, to tell our kids.
No.434474
No.434475
>>434474dresdencodak.com
Don't judge me.
No.434477
brb emergency surgery.
>>434461That show was charming af.
>>434470I guess whatever works.
>>434471I realized that.
No.434478
>>434466So now you're just waiting for class to end.?
>>434468Oh, noice.
>>434469You miss the experience of knowing how these magic boxes of electricity work. You're reading these things but you're only reading peoples interpretations of the mind instead of creating your own. I don't see the appeal of that.
When I see people with a book, I think they're reading fiction and enjoying things. I don't think they're in deep stuff. Neither am I impressed in any way if they have read all that. Does that make them more capable than others? Some sure feel like that. I have respect for people who are capable of doing things.
>>434472I'm just a boy ;_;
Also did Tokai pass out again?
No.434480
>>434478I know…
Dunno bout Toki.
No.434482
I would a vampire loli.
No.434483
Gym time~
Bai everyone
No.434484
THIS NEXT POST ISNT DUBS
No.434485
No.434486
>>434484>>434485That's some witchcraft right there.
No.434488
but this one is
No.434490
Aw shit
GET THE FUCK OUT CHIRI
WE GOT SCOOT NOW
No.434491
>>434478yep, proud member of Americas Nuclear Navy here.
>>434482I would many different loli.
No.434493
>>434478wow that pic is cute
No.434494
That's is Scoots
I sentence you to death by burning
No.434495
>>434491Do you show how to freedom with nukes?
>>434493You are so cute.
No.434496
>>434487Is that one? I don't even know what show that is.
>>434491Wow are you one of those lolicons?
No.434497
>>434496Project K.
Not a vampire.
Just a pale loli..
No.434498
>>434462Oh that would work.
Is it even possible to make like a wi-fi extender for something like that?
Unless you could use 3/4G since it's gonna be an expensive project anyway.
>>434463;~;
>>434464Quads are ghey.
>>434465There's cheeks in there~?
Learn something new everyday^^
>>434473They'd probably assume at first that she's in an abusive relationship if that's how it all started.
"How'd you get the black eye?!"
"I.. got hit in the head with a controller .///."
>yeah right>>434482Who wouldn't?
>>434488Nice desu ne.
>>434487>dat long sleeve lolita dress>dat mini hatJELLYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.434500
>>434478I don't care how they work. That's what other people are for. My job is to assimilate and incorporate information so I can develop myself as an individual and express that individuality. I like reading because it's my go-to method of acquiring information. I learn to draw and play guitar and write pretty because they're tools I use for expression. Everything else is superfluous.
No.434502
>>434498YOU DENY MY MAGIKS
No.434503
>>434497A psychic war? The hell is that?
>>434498I could name a few.
>>434501I would even
No.434504
>>434495no, I provide the propulsion on aircraft carriers and submarines, via nuclear reactors.
>>434496If I was an anime yes, but real life is too creepy for me, I don't wanna do anything to cute little girls.
No.434505
>>434498I'm 2 episodes in and it's already god-tier.
>>434503They have psychic powers.
It's just poorly worded.
No.434507
>>434502No, just wondering how that works exactly.
>>434504>that imageYou ever see the Treegasm episode of Ugly Americans?
>>434505That might need to be my next dress purchase.
How many eps in that one?
No.434508
>>434507I transcend physics.
No.434509
>>434498I'd keep the controller next to our wedding tape!
No.434511
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>>434505This is what they made it sound like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD5k2QI4tjc>>434506Murder
>>434504Diddling kids is pretty fucked up in real life.
No.434512
>>434511what
why would you kill her!
No.434513
>>434498Some people'd say "We love you anyway."
But here, we love you for it.
No.434514
>>434508Please tell me you put that on job applications.
>>434509lol cute.
>>434510That's not bad. I liked one season shows.
Doesn't seem as much as a hassle or a chore as longer series.
No.434515
>>434513.///. Kawaii Fortune is kawaii.
No.434516
>>434498I could probably extend a WiFi receiver thing or I dunno I'll see.
>>434499*rubs*
>>434500I disagree.
>>434504Fwooooo :D
No.434517
i forgot to thank you, loco
No.434518
>>434514Its how I got this current employment.
No.434520
>>434518I'm not sure exactly how I got this current job.
I went in for the 'interview' and the owner didn't even look through my app and just hired me.
Guess my luck dump-stat is coming back ^~^
No.434521
I swear if this nigga flakes on me again I'm gonna punch the next baby I see.
No.434522
>>434519I disagree on every thinkable level.
No.434523
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>>434512To pierce the cherry that blocks my path and reach the heavens!
No.434524
>>434522My values are the result of my life. Yours are the result of yours. It's okay to disagree.
*pat*
No.434525
I liked when you used the word 'superfluous' .//.
No.434527
>>434520well it is all bound to come in eventually luck works that way yo##
No.434528
No.434529
grandiloquent
does this get you hot elma
No.434530
>>434507no I haven't, I haven't watched much TV in the last 2 years.
>>434511pedo's are the worst treated in prisons, and they deserve it.
>>434516yep, and it's a fun job, I'm a machinist mate, so I basically do all the work on the mechanical systems.
No.434531
>>434529magniloquent sounds better
No.434533
>>434529Kinda want you to
do me on top of a scrabble board now >///>
>>434530The show's like 5 years old at least now.
No.434562
I had such a 10/10 nap
No.435710
where the fuck is mah darvan34?
pizza or burgers you fucking faggots desu.
Gimme a darvinseti or over 9000gbps.