No.443538[Last 50 Posts]
tricky disco
No.443966
Sekrit first :3
No.443968
THANK GOD ITS NOT A BLOODCHAN THREAD
No.443990
JESUS DOUBLE FUCK
No.443991
>>443538hi blood chan
>>443968you wish.
No.443992
THANK GOD ITS AN ERIN THREAD
>>443986…When I moved, we removed the huge vacuumsealed bag from under my bed, containing my 30-something stuffed animals. Apparently something got in it, dropping everywhere. RIP…
If you're talking about Toki's, I don't save most pics.
>>443985Fun though.
>>443988>other alicesYou've already accepted!
No.443993
>>443987Removeth mine pants.
>>443992No.
It's never been fun.
No.443994
>>443988 (Manaka)
Alrighty, I'm not very good at secret handshakes but I'll try.
No.443995
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>>443992W-what?
Clarification please.
No.443996
>>443991I am not that creepy little child, sorry.
No.443997
>>443996everyone wants to be bloodchan
No.443998
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>>443992let's not wake the sleeping lion!
>>443994just find a pic that only you have it
No.443999
No.444000
>>443995What's the confusion?
>>443998The MananaAlice?
No.444002
No.444004
>>443997go away bloodchan.
No.444005
>>444003>444000DoubleTrips <3
About what?
>>444004Hey Erin!
No.444006
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>>444005StuffedAnimals.png
No.444007
>>444005helloe fortune, how you doing? c:
No.444008
No.444009
>>444007Errrrrin guess what.
No.444010
>>444006Whose?
>>444007Fort is okayish. A bit sluggish… Might be the right word
No.444011
Rice:
Cooked
Seasoned
Buttered
and now to wait~ for it to cool.
No.444012
>>444009idk, what? c:
>>444010hmm, i know dat feel :/
you had your coffee yet?
No.444013
kinda wanna see erin and emily touch panties
No.444014
Ok, I got a choice. Cook noodles or starve.
Oh, checking out this yan sim, it's barebones but I like the concept.
>Heart beats faster when close to senpai
>All pink screen and stuff
>Got your own shrine and everything
No.444015
>tfw too cold for just a t-shirt, too warm for a sweater
No.444017
brb
Anime~
No.444018
>>444015turn the heating up :3
No.444019
>>444016Manananananana plssss ;~;
No.444020
>>444014i like how she drops anything in her hands when she's near senpai.
she becomes so powerless
No.444021
>>444012I asked my friend who works at a pharmacy about dexamphetamines and he says he is able to acquire some if ever I need them.
No.444022
>>444018Nah, I'll just stay in bed.
No.444023
>>444012I've never had coffee
No.444024
>>444010Anybodies.
Everybodies.
No.444025
>>444019whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ?
No.444026
hai erin
No.444027
>>444021lol, whatta score :3
will it be adderall or some other mixed salts deal?
>>444023wow, really? :s
No.444028
>>444014When can I tranquilize someone and bring them home?
No.444029
>>444026hey you nanakins, how you doing today? c:
No.444030
>>444027I'm not sure but I trust him enough when he says it's clean legit source.
No.444031
OH GOD
I PUSHED M AT SCHOOL IN THE YANDERE SIMULATOR
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
No.444032
Hai everyone
No.444033
>>444028you have to compliment each classmates once per day until you have good reputation, and study biology until next level
No.444034
>>444030i'd imagine so if it's out of a pharmacy :o
No.444036
>>444032ayy man
>>444033Gonna find the biggest qt.
No.444037
>>444028Right now, apparently.
Tempted to fund this monthly.
>>444032Hey Jerashi.
No.444038
>>444035Tokai, you're young, share some of your energy with me~
>>444036Hi hi
>>444037Hi someone
No.444039
>>444034yus now I need to find a 420 source which seems to be the most difficult.
No.444040
>>444038How?
I've been in bed all day anyway.
No.444041
>>444037The concept alone is glorious.
>>444038Heya Jerashi
What's up?
No.444042
>>444024waaaat
>>444027Well, once or so.
Did NOT like
No.444043
>>444022get more sheets :3
No.444044
>>444040Oh, um, then I guess that I just gotta get in bed with you.
>>444041Nnnnnnnnnnothing.
You?
No.444045
>>444038It's SCANNER.
Got drunk, changed my name, sorta like it now.
>>444041Imagine the mad and controversy.
No.444046
>>444044Yandere Simulator.
>>444045Push M while you're at school.
No.444047
>>444045I don't know anyone named SCANNER.
No.444048
>>444043I already have multiple blankets in it.
>>444044hehe ^^;
No.444049
>>444039best of luck :/
we're just gonna grow here, sources are too iffy.
>>444042huh :o
did you use enough sugar?
coffee is kinda icky without imo.
No.444050
I'll go play vidya or something I don't even know nor care bye
>>444048I don't think that I've got a choice
-rests next to you-
No.444051
>>444048that sounds pretty warm to me
No.444052
>>444046Why, what happens?
Too lazy to do things now
>>444047BLASPHEMY!
We talked lots!
I feel hurt now. ;w;
No.444053
>>444052I seriously don't remember anyone named that.
Nothing personal, I never remember things.
No.444054
>>444050I'll go watch that episode. ^^
>>444051Sure is, all nice and comfy
No.444055
>>444053Tis k, I'm bad at memory too.
I'mma make noodles before I starve to death.
Enjoy your vidyagames.
No.444056
>>444052It turns you into Big Boss.
No.444057
>>444029i'm suffering ;_;
>>444036press > to enlarge oppai
No.444058
No.444059
>>444049I can't remember.
It was half-forced.
Someone poured my cup at a funeral.
No.444061
>>444057waii? :o
>>444059oh, i see >.<
No.444062
Angry.
No.444063
Grrrrr.
No.444064
>>444061How about you then, a connoisseur?
>>444062Why?
No.444065
No.444067
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>>444064>>444066Most ridiculous and useless feedback form I had to fill in.
>>444065*bites*
No.444068
>>444067Bad doggy, no biting.
No.444069
Back. I got Shin Raymun.
I'd say it's even better than the bowl variant.
No.444070
No.444073
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>>444070It was ridiculous. 3 pages of checkboxes.
You can't evaluate a person in a group this way. Even had to give feedback on their internal reflection. HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW HOW OTHERS DO THAT
>>444072>Group projects No.444074
>>444073Oh god. you poor thing.
No.444075
No.444078
No.444079
>>444064i enjoy coffee, not quite a connoisseur though, my favourite coffee is costa, heh :3
>>444071aww :c
*cuddles ur soar brains*
No.444080
Wake up crazily cotton mouthed
i didn't even do anything stupid yesterday
No.444081
No.444082
>>444079should i drink cold medicine or sleep it off
No.444083
>>444080That just happens to you naturally now.
No.444084
No.444085
>>444084fine then .. i hope i'll wake up fresh tomorrow
No.444086
>>444082depends on what cold medicine :o
sleepi may help anyway though if you can get to sleep <3
No.444087
No.444088
Holy shit, I just remembered, 4/20 is in 2 weeks.
>>444080You drank a bit. Drinking leads to mouth anus.
Eat chilli stuff.
No.444089
>>444073Beats me, really.
>>444079What's that like/
No.444090
>>444082Both and have cough medicine nightmares.
No.444091
>>444086just a generic over the counter thing..
it induces sleepiness too.
>>444087i will find you if i dont!
No.444092
>>444089rly nice ^^
it's like a nicer version of starbucks, it's a chain like them, but their coffee doesn't taste like warm mud like starbucks does
also, they can do coffee with soya milk and the soya milk doesn't go all icky like normal, which is genius
No.444093
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No.444094
>>444091manana pls, your body will thank you for it
No.444095
>>444091if it induces sleepiness, it is DXM based?
it might make it worse for a while, but maybe will help you get to sleep
No.444098
>>444092There is a Central Perk in Liverpool, I'll go and give it a taste.
What is the standard drink that you get in Starbucks and Costa so I can compare and contrast?
No.444099
Paul Walker tribute scene. Why u tug my heart.
No.444100
Don't pretend you care, Griggles.
>>444097Heya Eeeerin
How ya been?
No.444101
>>444098if i'm short on pennies, just an americano with soya.
but, if i feel extravagant, sometimes a flat white, though not so much any more cause i avoid milk, and it is like all milk.
also, if it's a nice day, a mint coffee cooler, which is like a mint coffee slushie c:
>>444100bretty gewd hunni, how bout you? c:
No.444103
>>444101Right, I'll compare Americanos between the chains, see if what is the best.
No.444104
>>444101Still pretty much the same.
>>444102-holds you-
No.444105
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>>444083Natural state of mind
>>444088nah, this was totally something else. went away with time and water
No.444106
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
kek
No.444109
Go to bed manabanna
No.444110
No.444111
>>444092Niiice.
I want good coffee, once.
>>444093What's the complaint?
No.444112
hnnng
Season 2 is starting great
No.444113
>>444106I ALWAYS LOVE THESE
PLEASE POST MORE
>>444107Why not?
No.444114
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>>444110Glorious, I'll get around to it.
In the meantime, I think it is time for me to post lewds.
No.444116
No.444117
>>444114I'll kiss you, mate.
>>444115Whaaaat?
We're like best friends.
No.444118
>neurodivergant
oh god, im struggling to hold back the tears here
No.444119
>>444103americano is just as basic as coffee comes, prolly the best to compare with c:
>>444104i see, just living in pharmaceutical grade contentedness?
>>444111i'd say try a coffee cooler, is like just crushed ice and stuff, but you'd prolly wanna get accustomed to normal hot coffee before you started pushing your tastes, heh ^^
No.444120
>>444116Ty you Emi-chan ^^
>>444117Ehhh. Are we?
No.444121
>>444119Fair enough.
Whatcha up to, Erin?
No.444122
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is my jam.
>Isis now bans skinny jeans.>>444117Not wise, just ate chili noodles, I'll burn your lips. Give it an hour.
>>444119You know what I'd like?
Spicy coffee. Cinnamon and chili.
Perfect for headcolds.
No.444123
bump
No.444124
>>444119Occasionally.
I started drinking more often, though.
>>444118Post more
I'm grinning so hard
>>444120Maybe not best friends, but we're close.
>>444122I'd rather have you suck my dick.
>>444123AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
No.444125
brb shopping
No.444126
No.444127
>>444124Hey Tak. What's up?
>>444126Fortune!! Hi!
No.444128
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>>444124*kneels down and rolls for cock sucking skill*Maybe the chili will tingle your cock more.
No.444129
>>444123Hey elma
>>444124ehhhhhhh.
No.444130
 | Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>444124Fuck, forgot the dice.
No.444131
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What do I do now?
No.444132
>>444129Were you really sad when Paul Walker died?
>>444130>sucks at sucking No.444133
>>444128try some vick vapo rub.
No.444134
>>444127Exploring hilarious tumblr posts.
M-MUH OTHERKIN
>>444129Don't you remember that time I drank your whole carton of milk?
Good times.
>>444128>>444130If you're going with a 5/20, you're gonna have to have that mouth going for a long time.
No.444135
>>444127How's my favorite Elma?
>>444131What
do you do now?
No.444136
>>444131Me.
>>444135Fortune.
Become the next Alice.
No.444137
>>444135I don't know.
Help.
No.444138
>>444132Yeaah I grew up on his movies when I was a kid!!
>>444134THAT WAS YOOUU!?????
No.444139
>>444134*blinks*
Sounds fun. Is that like smoothskin?
>>444135Sleepy. I don't really wanna go to work right now but responsibilities.
No.444140
>>444133I don't have a headcold.
I just love chili.
It goes with fucking everything.
Chocolate, meat, soup, it's a wonder pepper.
It built the economy back in the day.
>>444132Well, not only I'm a slut, but a subpar one at that.
>>444134Practice makes perfect! <3
No.444141
>>444138I'm assuming Fast and Furious, cause that's all I know him from.
How old are you?
No.444142
Also seriously what the ""FUCK"" Lenovo?
No.444143
>>444136I'm not good at stuttering and advice.
>>444137Play Dota with me and friends!
>>444139You're the Dairy
Queen, they NEED you!
No.444144
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No.444145
>>444138TWAS I
THAT MILK WAS GOING TO EXPIRE SOON AFTER THAT
I SAVED YOU
>>444139>Oh good, if it isn't my favorite smoothskin.>>444140Marry me.
>>444143Give it a shot.
Stutter for me bb.
No.444146
>>444140Just spin doctor it and say you're willing to be trained~
hnngh
>>444143Just need to survive tonight then the next 2 days are babby shifts.
No.444147
>>444145Mission accomplished. I read that in his voice ;3
No.444148
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>>444145Please, so soon, I haven't even made you cum yet!
>>444146Please train me Master Elmies, I lack direction and discipline in my life!
No.444149
>>444147My posts are all masterfully crafted.
No.444150
>>444141Not telling.
>>444145Oh.. You could have asked.
No.444151
>>444148>tfw I wish I was a dom right nowMaster Elmies has an interesting ring to it :3
>>444149All of them?
>>444150Lame.
No.444152
>>444148I'm sorry I'm smothering you.
>>444150I took the bullet for you.
The delicious, creamy bullet.
No.444153
>>444144Good, good.
>>444145Can I pleaaaase ot?
>>444146How long?
No.444154
>>444151Yup.
Every single one.
>>444153You have to do it now.
Typo says so.
No.444155
>>444151Not lame. Just private.
>>444152Eww
No.444156
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>>444152Well, it is hard to breathe with your delicious member in my mouth.
>>444151Yeah, I'm err… losing the dom nature now myself.
No.444157
CATCH22 is Muu?
No.444158
>>44415310 hours today then two 3.5 hour ones in a row.
>>444154I'll start taking notes.
>>444155LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>444156Were you ever in the first place?
I know I wasn't.
>>444157Scan-chan.
No.444159
>>444155It wasn't even that good, Goggles.
>>444156That's not something you say if you want to stay single.
>>444158You put your right foot in.
No.444160
>>444159NO
The hokey pokey is dumb and you know it.
No.444161
>>444158Wow.. fine.
>>444159Alright.
No.444162
No.444163
No.444164
>>444160Hold your tongue, peasant.
>>444161We're so tight.
No.444165
>>444164>Vice-Queen>peasantOFF WITH YOUR HEAD
No.444167
>>444158Niiice.
>10 hours.Good luck!
>>444154B-but Tak.. I really don't want to…
No.444168
>>444157HAHAHA, NOPE!
Think, who is considered a crazy murderhobo who posts Hex Maniac and likes the caps lock button?
>>444158I don't know, I know I do have a streak but…
I think it depends on what mood I'm in.
>>444159Are you going to get a collar and leash for me?
No.444169
>>444164ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.444170
>>444167Yeah.
That's nice.
>>444168Only if you misbehave.
>>444169Ehh?
No.444171
>>444166The important on first so you can watch, then we'll use the full-sized guillotine.
>>444167Have you never done a 10+ hour day, diggy?
They're not so bad.
>>444168That's fair.
I think I could really do it if I tried, but it would detract from my enjoyment too much for it to be worth doing.
No.444172
No.444173
>>444171You're gonna need the full sized one for both.
:^)
>>444172Not even.
I'm the least lewd person here.
No.444174
>>444171I've never done more than 8.
I forgot I've ever worked. Apart from one job as a shopclerk(?), never had a job for long.
No.444176
>>444171Well that would be horrid.
Fun should be the forefront of any action.
Speaking of which…
>>444170Scuze me as I begin to act irrationally and other things.
No.444177
>>444173Ugh, I wish I could reply "Nah, that's me."
Ain't me.
No.444178
>>444173Yeah right.
>>444174I kinda miss doing my 78 hour workweeks. But on the other hand there was no overtime which was bullshit.
>>444176lol have a good fap~
>>444177Who is?
No.444179
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>tfw Windows bloat
No.444180
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Like the gingerbread man
No.444181
>>444175I don't follow.
>>444176That attitude will get you into petplay territory real fast.
>>444177>>444178It's me.
I am the least lewd.
>>444180Rapping with the squirrels is the way of the mountain.
No.444182
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>>444178I ain't fapping, I'm trying to misbehave and inconvenience Tak so he'll have to do something about it.
No.444183
>>444178>I kinda miss doing my 78 hour workweeks.WAAAAAAAAAT
>Who is?Dunno. Just can't say it's me anymore.
No.444184
>>444181No, who is the most lewd?
>>444182He'll do nothing about it except maybe smoke some weed and take a nap.
>>444183What do you mean what?
I like getting big paychecks.
No.444185
>>444142Start over, combine the partitions
instal a clean fresh copy
remove bloat programs
No.444186
>>444184>He'll do nothing about it except maybe smoke some weed and take a napFIRST OF ALL
You're probably right
No.444187
No.444188
>>444184I can't imagine working that much.
What happened to free time?
>For the record, I think the Netherlands hold the record for "lowest average workhours per person per job in a first world country" No.444189
>>444181I can hear threats but I ain't seeing any actions.
Sorta really doubt your dominance, maybe I should be the one making the demands.
>>444184That would explain why I have been allowed to get away with misconduct… IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS THREAD WHO CAN HANDLE ME?!
No.444190
>>444187Darn, unless you have the right stuff, youre stuck with those partitioning
No.444191
>It was announced this week that the Dutch work the fewest hours of any other nation in the European Union (which pretty much means in the world since we all know the EU is a pretty cushy place) ;).http://stuffdutchpeoplelike.com/2012/03/20/not-working/>2012 though@Elma
No.444192
>>444189Do you want me to forcibly give you the cyberdick in front of all these people?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
No.444193
>>444190>have 1TB external HDD>it won't just let me dump the entire eMMC storage into another placeNo backups either! Hooray for Microsoft!
No.444194
>>444186<3 okay okay, but how do I into this:
>>444181>That attitude will get you into petplay territory real fast.>>444188There's still 90 hours left in the week. Minus 56 for average sleep equals 34 hours weekly for drinking/smoking/threesomes :D
>>444189Probably not. Sorry man.
There's probably another board for that sort of thing though! Not that I want you to leave, of course^^
>>444191Nah man, you gotta work your shit to the bone to get anything around here.
No.444195
>>444192Not even sure what I want, all I know is that I bet you don't even have the nerve to.
No.444196
>>444181raping the squirres in is the way of the valley
No.444197
>>444193You only need the core windows file to operate it?
No.444198
>>444194>drinking/smoking/threesomesElmalife, yo
No.444199
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>>444197Yeah but I won't be able to restore from backup if Windows fucks up.
*yays*
No.444200
>>444194I can't possibly shitpost in a different board, they'll deport me and stuff.
No.444201
>>444194What do you mean?
>>444196They say hang loose but they really don't mean it.
>>444195That's it.
Get your ass up on that table.
No.444202
>>444201Sitting on the table or hands on it?
No.444203
>>444199I don't have a backup restore either.
So it's not much of an issue if you don't toy around too much.
No.444204
>>444203I toy around too much.
No.444205
>>444198You know it, bby.
>>444200;~; I get that same feeling when I visit other boards too.
They can't even handle aneki's flavor of autism.
>>444201Help me be a pet~^^
No.444206
>>444204Not good, especially on a tablet.
heh… i even bet overclocking a tablet crossed your mind, silly ikt~
No.444207
>>444202Hands on the table.
Until I change my mind.
>>444205I don't have any experience with the opposite end of that, but I think I can bully you into figuring it out.
No.444208
>>444205Yeah, and even with autistic boards like /ssft/, they still disaprove upon our slant on things.
If shitposting was a soda, we'd be Dr.Pepper.
No.444209
>>444205Oh man, I even recognize the pic.
No.444210
>>444208Or RC Cola.
>>444209God damn it, Fortune.
No.444211
>>444207*palms on the table, butt stuck out*
Haaaan~ what are we going to do on the desk, senpai?
No.444212
>>444206I don't need to since this Bay Trail is fast enough.
I overclocked my old phone tho.
Looking into moving the recovery partition to a USB drive now BUT where the hell is my USB hub
No.444213
>>444210Nah, RC Cola would paint us in a cheap light.
We may be many things, but we ain't two-bit half-measure sub-par shitpeddlers.
No.444214
Casper
Mike Love's on line 2.
>>444211You.
-Presses your head down against the table, pulling your pants down-
No.444215
>>444212Gotta have ur all purpose usb drive handy or else, whatcha gunna do? can't transfer nothin with no usb, gotta have one.
No.444216
No.444218
-shakes and sways dat ass-
Welp this a new low I hit.
No.444219
>>444210Hey, how is that my fault?
No.444220
g2g, have fun shitposting for me^^
>>444207e-bullying is bad, mmkay~?
>>44420823 flavors? Good call.
>>444209lol I kinda meant to spoil that, but yeah it's already been posted so w/e
No.444221
>>444218Not until you're in the woods, living in your car, eating corn out of the can.
>>444219You're the one looking for traps.
No.444222
>really fancy a mango>go to shop>all fruit shops are closed;_;
>>444124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMzAE9CzaY No.444224
>DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO REMOVE THE RECOVERY PARTITION
WHAT THE FUCK LENOVO
No.444225
>>444222>fruit shopsWhat? Who has amngo cravings even?
No.444226
>>444222Bank holiday monday.
>>444220Hard to mix with booze, an acquired taste.
>>444221Now that would be an adventure.
-grinds against your crotch-
No.444227
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>i really fancy a mangoo on the loft, i do!
No.444228
>>444220Heh, why spoiler it?
>>444221No, I'm seeing them.
No.444229
>>444226Bite the table.
I'm going in dry.
>>444228You're the one willingly going to places where you can see them.
>I swear on me mum, if you have seen them anywhere but here No.444230
>>444229But that would ruin the table!
No.444231
>>444230Bite the coaster, don't harass the woodwork
No.444232
>>444230I don't give a fuck.
No.444233
>>444231See, this guy knows what's up.
*Bites hard on the fancy, laminated tea coaster*
No.444234
No.444235
>>444232Fuck you, I'm biting the coaster.
Redwood is expensive.
No.444237
>>444233Not my first time i see some dom being reckless with woodwork, pisses me right off
No.444238
>>444235IT'S MY MONEY ANYWAY SCANNER
>>444237Casper
You alcohol tonight?
No.444239
No.444240
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>>444238Nope, working tomorrow
No.444241
>>444237Plus, I would feel disrespectful if I leave tea marks or scratches on it.
>>444238DOESN'T MATTER! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE TABLE, THINK OF THE GUESTS!
No.444242
No.444243
>>444239This is why we can't have nice things.
>>444240AAAH THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>444241You're right.
The only thing I should leave marks on is you.
No.444244
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>>444243Something to remember you by~
No.444245
No.444246
>>444243Why you asking? Did you suck some dick for a 40s? :^)
No.444247
>>444244Not really.
That's what the limp is for.
>>444245There could well be an incredibly gay clone of you somewhere.
Born of your own denial.
>>4442461. Das gay
2. I drank the last of mine last night
No.444249
>>444247Think I could get bedrest and some TLC and nursing for my leg?
I like staying in bed.
No.444250
No.444251
>>444249Only if I can get in there with you.
Heart.
>>444250Reality imitates art.
No.444252
>>444247So why you asking if i intro drinks tonight tho?
Also, you save opened beers? Just finish that sshit man
No.444253
>>444251That's even more confusing.
No.444254
No.444255
>>444252Because every night is drink night.
We should buy a bar.
>>444253I'm just trying to confuse you now.
No.444256
>>444242kek
Apparently Lenovo repair center fucked up upgrading to 8.1 and it didn't have entries for the recovery partition. Fixed it.
Damn. Shit sucks.
No.444257
>>444255It makes me want to talk less/
No.444258
Finally capped my stuff~
No.444259
>>444256Yay IT!
>>444258Yeu, you dun git gud
No.444260
>>444257Let's talk about You.
>>444258Tokai.
No.444261
Dinner~
No.444262
No.444263
>>444251Ok, tired now, must do things.
We'll continue later.
-pants up, polishes desk-
>>444254Phone is bricked so I have to wait all the way to Tuesday to get it unlocked.
Sucks man.
>>444261What's for food?
No.444264
>>444259Yush~
Saika so cute
>>444260Yeah?
No.444265
>>444262What do you like to do?
>>444263WAIT SCANNER
Should Scotland be independent?
No.444266
>>444264Okay yeah, looks cute.
>>444265Games, Coding, Chess and hanging out with friends.
No.444267
>>444264It's good you're back.
>>444266Are you an SJW?
No.444268
No.444269
>>444266Yush.
Hard tho, I'd ship Hikky and Saika but the main girl fits him more.
>>444267Oh nice :3
No.444270
>>444268An individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation.
No.444271
>>444269I wouldn't know, man
>>444270No.
No.444272
>>444269How are you?
>>444271Good.
This is why we're friends.
No.444273
>>444271You just enjoy the pictures.
No.444274
>>444265I think so, no real harm in it apart from power, economy and stuff for the UK, which is a bit rich since some who want to keep Scotland with the UK also wants to leave the EU.
I just want to see if Scotland improves, if they'll be much happier to get independence.
If it doesn't, they can always come back to the UK.
No.444275
>>444273And Tokiposting
>>444272I'm glad
No.444276
>>444272Sleepy.
At least a nice day tomorrow.
you?
No.444277
What to do now…?
No.444278
>>444277Cyber with me and Tak.
No.444279
No.444280
>>444274Good man.
>>444276So tired.
But I have to keep playing.
>>444277Hang out with us.
>>444278That's jarring.
No.444281
>>444275Define Tokiposting.
>>444277Meditate and ascend to Nirvana.
No.444282
>>444278Nahh, you two can do that alone, I'll go play with Tokai. :3
>>444280Hmph, fine, for now.
No.444283
>>444281Can I do that after dinner?
No.444284
>>444280Play what?
>>444283Sure sure ^^
No.444285
>>444282We're not half bad.
>>444284GEARS OF WAR
TESTOSTERONE AND CHAINSAWS
No.444286
>>444284Good, uh, so, do you have anything to do for the next couple days? I could spend more time with you while I wait for my dinner.
>>444285Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
No.444287
>>444281I like it when Tokai posts.
No.444288
>>444280I mean… gaining independence shouldn't really be a problem, would be nice to do it all above board and democratically. UK still has the commonwealth and stuff.
And even if it is a problem, you can see it as a price for independence. Whereas when you're stuck with the UK, it's like 'Oh shit, what now? We've been here for so long, we're not sure if it would be a better or worse future for Scotland if we did get independence.'
No.444289
>>444285O-okay
have fun I guess.
I never played it.
>>444286Ehh just school.
In a short time I'll make that trip to London though.
No.444290
>>444280And that would probably be the wildest, disturbing cyber session one can have.
No.444291
>>444289Lo-London? What are you going to do in London out of all places?
No.444292
>>444286Even better now that you're here.
>>444288It's good you keep an open mind about things.
It's attractive.
>>444290>Jarsoh god no
No.444293
>>444287Okai that's alright.
Thought I posted weird.
No.444294
>>444292But I'm like below mediocre person.
No.444295
>>444291School trip~
I'll be there 20-24 in April.
No.444296
No.444298
>>444295Ahhhh, I hope that you'll have fun there~
I'll totally miss you>>444297Aww, thanks~
No.444299
>>444298I would recommend you keep being you.
No.444300
>>444296Yes. I am now officially k
>>444298sure will :3
Afterwards I'll have two weeks off so all the time in the world~
No.444301
>>444263why do we even have bank holidays now anyway?
No.444302
>>444299I am Tonberry now.
-steps closer-
>>444300Ohh, I see, I see~
No.444303
No.444306
>>444292I don't think an open mind has a place in politics though. People should be voted on merit and competence rather than openmindedness or promises. More about number crunching methinks.
My idea of a perfect politician would be in between an idealist and down to earth. Someone who funds the sciences as well as welfare, focuses on the future as well as present problems and knows how to cut corners.
No.444307
>>444304I'm going to pester you more than ever -nod nod-
>>444305-steps closer, knife shining-
No.444308
>>444307What's a Tonberry?
No.444309
>>444306That's just wishful thinking.
People are 2greedy.
>>444307This is something right out of my nightmares.
No.444311
>>444308Your worst nightmare.
>>444309-steps closer, pulls the chef's knife back-
>>444310… Probably.
No.444312
>mother going to England around the 20th
I could've spent time with Tokai.
No.444313
>>444311-Heils mein Fuhrer-
No.444314
>>444304What'd the be like?
No.444315
>>444311Yeahs
>>444312Nooononononooo
No.444317
>>444312>England>Tokaiwat
No.444318
No.444320
>>444315I'll try not to pester you too much, you need your space too.
>>444318I didn't even use the knife :3c
No.444321
>>444320I'm allergic to cute.
No.444322
>>444315Tokai pls, you would've loved it. I'd have taken you around all the galleries and we'd have bought food together and walked places and you could explain who I am to all your little friends. Would've been 10/10.
>>444317He's going on a school trip to London.
No.444323
>>444322gareth looks sorta lite a junkie in that picture
No.444324
>>444309Yeah, but I'm sure one can use greed in a positive way.
>Space travel to improve lives and make profit>Scrimp and scrape so we can pay off the debt in new and inventive ways>Come up with new productsI do a lot of wishful thinking, ashamedly.
Loads of people complain that there ain't enough jobs, so what we need is more jobs.
So what, we gonna come up with new jobs out of nothing doing nothing? Needs to be new product first to create jobs to create the things that we like. Sorta wish I had the brains to invent something.
>>444311This excites me.
No.444325
>>444323He always looks like a junkie though.
No.444326
>>444321No touching or I'll use Karma on you! Prepare yourself to feel the karma from killing all the monsters!
>>444324Never mind.
No.444327
>>444326*pats your head*
Never mind is right, pet.
No.444328
>>444320That's alrighty
>>444322no I'll go with all my best friends so you wouldn't get near me anyway.
No.444329
>>444324Scanner pls.
You need to relax.
>>444326I haven't killed anybody!
No.444330
>>444328If I were there I'd show up just to embarass you.
No.444331
>>444329Don't wanna relax! >_<
No.444332
>>444319Toki K's.
What'd they be like?
>>444322Ah, that explains.
No.444333
>>444327Do I need to cut you?
>>444328-brushes your hair- ^^
>>444329So it's going to be something along the lines of 0*20 damage…
Goddammit.
No.444334
>>444330I'd just ignore you, you don't even know my real name.
>>444332K
>>444333Hmm ^^
No.444335
>>444331Don't be so uptight!
You'll die.
>>444333Not to mention my 11k shield.
No.444336
>>444334I dunno what to say anymore, so, uh.
-boops your nose-
No.444337
>>444334WEJOIWEJLFHIUOTNLE
No.444338
>>444334I can listen to what your highschooly Dutch friends call you
Run up to you, put my arm around your waist
Say the Dutch word for "girlfriend" over and over again.
It'd be a laugh.
No.444339
>>444335Plan B.
Attack dealing 13d10 damage, each 10 rolled equals another 13d10 damage.
No.444341
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>>444333Depends.
What ends are you aiming for? Because that'll only excite me more.
-pinches cheeks-
No.444342
No.444343
>>444335Death is the last sleep.
Someone as uptight as me can't die!
No.444344
>>444336Hehe ^^
I donno much either..
>>444337Watte
>>444338I'll scream rape
No.444345
>>444339Don't Limit Break me please.
I'm a gentle flower.
>>444342FOOOOOOOOORTUNE
No.444346
>>444341I was just kidding ;~~~;
No.444347
| Rolled 10, 9, 7, 6, 9, 6, 9, 3, 2, 2, 8, 9, 6 = 86 (13d10) |
>>444345Lessee..
>>444344What'cha doing? <.<
No.444348
>>444342I'll get away with it because if anyone has a problem with it it's homophobia.
No.444349
No.444350
>>444343Tell me more about how tight you are.
:^)
>>444347Jesus christ how horrifying.
No.444351
>>444346I'm still gonna tease and pester you relentlessly~
No.444352
>>444348Totally not stalking!
also..
>Feminism tactics. No.444353
| Rolled 3, 7, 1, 5, 9, 8, 2, 8, 1, 1, 6, 5, 2 + 86 = 144 (13d10) |
>>444350It keeps going! :3
>>444351pls no am sensitive :<
No.444354
>>444347Ehh Im having dinner now o.o
soooo brb
No.444355
Murderhobo
No.444356
>>444325sometimes he looks recoverng
No.444357
>>444349Give hugs.
>>444353Shield 2stronk.
No.444358
>>444354O-oh, okay. Enjoy~
>>444357It was supposed to be on average infinite damage but it failed ;~;
No.444359
>>444350I'm vice tight. And give the best hugs.
>>444353All the more to tickle, toy and test your weakpoints! <3
… ok I'll stop, bored now.
No.444360
>>444359Tickle me and you get strangled.
No.444361
> Having nice things
> Ever
Yall are fagets.
No.444362
>>444357But why the nameshouting?
No.444363
>>444358If it makes you feel any better, I felt real fear.
>>444359Give.
>>444362It sounds better if you yell it.
No.444364
| Rolled 4, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6, 7, 5, 5, 1, 5, 6, 8 = 63 (13d10) |
>>444363Uh… j-just lemme retry this! It'll work, surely!
No.444365
>>444360Can't believe I got a picture which is so relevant to this.
>>444363*I snake my arms around your waist and hold you tightly in my warm embrace*
No.444366
>>444364stop it
That's horrifying
No.444367
>>444366… Y-you saw nothing.
>>444365Oh goddammit…
No.444368
No.444369
>>444361I have two 1000 dollar watches, do those count?
No.444370
>>444361I agree.
Hapiness and being content doesn't really gel with the human condition, or else we'd still be berry pickers.
No.444373
>>444365That's the stuff.
>>444367so jarring
>>444368It totally does.
Just scream FORTUUUUUNE right now.
No.444374
>>444373I'm in a call with someone!
No.444375
>>444374Can't think of any better time to do it.
No.444376
>>444367It isn't fair? Is it?
You could punch me up and I'd call that 'Bedtime'.
No.444377
| Rolled 2, 2, 7, 6, 9, 7, 8, 4, 5, 8, 2, 2, 5 = 67 (13d10) |
>>444373It'll work this time, trust me! I mean, 1 out of 39 has been a 10 so far, there's a 2.5641% chance of that happening, so statistics are on my side!
I will succeed!
>>444376Fine, I'll leave you alone, I don't like violence.
No.444378
>>444368You pls.
>>444369Watches aren't nice things. Only melons are.
>>444370Haven't we evolved to be more content faster?
No.444379
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I'm back!
>11GB freed
No.444380
No.444381
>>444377Stahp.
>>444379Not enough.
No.444382
>>444377I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you however you like. ;w;
>>444373Nothing like a good hug to keep everything together.
No.444383
>>444381CAN YOU EVEN SEE THE ODDS?!?!?!
52d10 and ONLY ONE of them has been a ten!
1.9207% chance No.444384
>>444375B-but… HEADPHONES
>>444379FREEEE
No.444385
>>444381Of my reported 58.12GB, the main partition is 56.98GB now. Those 1260MB used by the boot/recovery partition I can bear with. 27.5GB free on a 64GB HDD, I can deal with this much better than just 16GB.
No.444387
>>444382I like hugs and cuddles.
No.444388
>>444383I am a lucky man.
But I'm not gonna push it.
Stahp.
>>444384DO IT NOW
>>444385Always keep at least 30gb free.
No.444390
| Rolled 7, 10, 1, 8, 8, 8, 8, 4, 9, 6, 7, 5, 5 = 86 (13d10) |
>>444388I will! 13d10 gooo!
No.444392
>>444390STAHP IT
>>444391Your loss.
Quit stuffing your HD with porn.
No.444393
How do I roll?
No.444394
No.444395
| Rolled 9, 5, 6, 8, 3, 10, 3, 10, 5, 8, 3, 6, 5 + 86 = 167 (13d10) |
>>444392But it's working!!
No.444396
>>444387-I slowly pull you in for a gentle, warm cuddle-
Like this?
No.444398
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>>444392It's a tablet with 64GB storage you dork.
>>444394FortFortFort!
No.444399
| Rolled 8, 4, 2, 9, 8, 1, 7, 7, 9, 7, 4, 1, 6, 2, 7, 4, 5, 1, 8, 10, 10, 7, 9, 4, 5, 5 + 167 = 317 (26d10) |
>>444396A… -softly hugs you and blushes-
>>444397… I forgot the reason.
No.444400
| Rolled 1, 7, 9, 1, 8, 5, 3, 3, 3, 3, 1, 4, 7 = 55 (13d10) |
>>444399pls no
No.444401
>>444388You will ever know whether I did it or not?
>>444393Something about Dice in Emailfield
>>444398How muh Ikti?
No.444403
| Rolled 5, 5, 10, 6, 5, 5, 7, 7, 10, 5, 2, 3, 10, 5, 2, 8, 3, 4, 9, 1, 8, 8, 5, 9, 6, 10 + 317 = 475 (26d10) |
>>444400Lemme have my fun!
No.444405
>40 posts till Chiri
No.444406
| Rolled 5 (1d7) |
>>444401But did you?
>>444403You owe me.
No.444410
| Rolled 10, 8, 10, 3, 6, 9, 4, 6, 6, 8, 4, 8, 3, 3, 7, 5, 9, 1, 4, 2, 10, 5, 6, 7, 1, 1, 4, 4, 2, 7, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 9, 2, 8, 5, 8, 6, 8, 6, 8, 1, 2, 2, 9, 3, 6, 1, 3 + 475 = 742 (52d10) |
>inb4 I break this system>>444406What I owe you?
No.444412
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>>444410What are you trying to do even
No.444414
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>>444401I can't deal.
Also I'm good, I guess. You?
No.444416
| Rolled 7 (1d7) |
>>444410A hug.
FOR EACH DIE YOU ROLL
No.444418
| Rolled 10, 10, 4, 2, 9, 6, 7, 10, 9, 6, 1, 6, 8, 5, 6, 7, 10, 4, 8, 1, 8, 8, 7, 10, 4, 10, 4, 5, 10, 5, 5, 10, 5, 9, 2, 3, 4, 9, 3 + 742 = 992 (39d10) |
>the amount of 10s went downwhy
>>444412Average of infinite.
Am bored.
>>444416whaaaaaaaaaaaa??
No.444422
| Rolled 5 (1d7) |
>>444418You're going to hit a wall soon.
Give up and give hugs.
No.444425
| Rolled 5, 10, 9, 6, 2, 3, 9, 8, 1, 7, 7, 4, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 10, 6, 5, 6, 2, 1, 10, 1, 6, 9, 9, 4, 10, 9, 8, 9, 8, 4, 1, 10, 2, 9, 1, 9, 5, 5, 7, 7, 2, 7, 9, 1, 2, 3, 7, 3, 3, 7, 4, 9, 5, 3, 2, 4, 2, 9, 3, 10, 3, 3, 9, 4, 1, 10, 3, 6, 4, 10, 3, 5, 6, 1, 6, 7, 4, 3, 10, 6, 9, 3, 5, 4, 6, 6, 8, 7, 5, 10, 6, 7, 3, 5, 1, 4, 4, 3, 9 + 992 = 1572 (104d10) |
>>444422Not until the tens stop!
No.444429
>>444406Yeah.
>>444414Somewhat fine?
No.444431
| Rolled 7 (1d7) |
>>444425Mother of god.
I may never get my hugs.
No.444432
>>444399-Gently ruffles up your hair as you snuggle deeper in my embrace-
Cute.
>>444422The dice never stop.
No.444436
>>444418There are more creative ways to spend your bored time!
No.444437
>>444429Moderately acceptable!
Operational to some degree.
No.444438
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>>444429Don't lie to me.
>>444432Rolling for fuck you, Scanner.
No.444442
| Rolled 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 8, 4, 3, 10, 4, 8, 8, 5, 7, 6, 3, 5, 2, 2, 1, 1, 7, 9, 7, 10, 8, 1, 5, 10, 9, 5, 5, 7, 10, 3, 3, 8, 7, 6, 7, 10, 4, 4, 5, 10, 10, 7, 5, 1, 8, 5, 2, 5, 3, 8, 4, 1, 9, 9, 10, 7, 3, 5, 4, 3, 8, 6, 10, 4, 1, 6, 4, 5, 10, 8, 4, 9, 4, 9, 10, 2, 3, 2, 6, 6, 10, 10, 6, 8, 8, 6, 4, 10, 10, 8, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1, 4, 7, 4, 8, 7, 1, 2, 5, 5, 10, 5, 6, 3, 6, 1, 8, 5, 10, 3, 2, 7, 9, 6, 7, 8, 3, 9, 4, 6, 10 + 1572 = 2336 (130d10) |
>>444431Whahaha~!
>>444432Nnnh… -blushes more and leans against you-
>>444436nu
No.444450
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
>>444442ABSOLUTE BANANAS
No.444451
| Rolled 4, 5, 1, 1, 6, 5, 9, 1, 8, 6, 2, 6, 8, 8, 4, 9, 4, 3, 10, 5, 4, 8, 5, 8, 3, 4, 8, 10, 7, 8, 10, 10, 3, 10, 1, 8, 5, 10, 9, 2, 5, 1, 8, 3, 8, 1, 1, 1, 4, 1, 6, 7, 8, 10, 4, 10, 3, 2, 9, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 9, 10, 9, 3, 10, 8, 4, 4, 8, 2, 6, 6, 2, 7, 7, 5, 7, 2, 2, 4, 2, 6, 4, 5, 8, 3, 4, 7, 1, 3, 8, 9, 3, 7, 2, 2, 5, 6, 6, 2, 7, 2, 7, 9, 8, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 9, 6, 1, 2, 10, 8, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 2, 4, 9, 9, 5, 10, 3, 10, 5, 5, 6, 6, 1, 4, 4, 4, 8, 9, 9, 2, 7, 4, 2, 9, 4, 10, 3, 7, 4, 7, 2, 6, 10, 10, 4, 5, 10, 7, 5, 5, 1, 1, 1, 2, 5, 4, 6, 2, 3, 4, 3, 9, 7, 5, 8, 10, 5, 10, 6, 8, 6, 8, 3, 6, 8, 7, 1, 7, 3, 5, 1, 4, 5, 2, 5 + 2336 = 3435 (200d10) |
>>444449And it's interesting to see how much the roll system can take.
No.444453
>>444450Yup.
>>444451O-oi! What do you mean "200d10"?! I put 230d10!
No.444454
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>444438Rolling for a save against your fuck you.
No.444455
>>444451How much can it take?
No.444456
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>444454Fuck you by 8 points.
No.444457
| Rolled 1, 1, 11, 17, 16, 1, 3, 8, 3, 14, 12, 4, 18, 11, 4, 9, 4, 17, 12, 13, 19, 15, 19, 17, 5, 3, 12, 19, 19, 13, 20, 20, 13, 10, 16, 9, 10, 19, 17, 12, 12, 8, 15, 10, 18, 19, 18, 2, 15, 10, 14, 13, 4, 12, 10, 9, 15, 1, 8, 13, 14, 7, 12, 7, 16, 8, 15, 6, 6, 12, 18, 17, 19, 12, 7, 17, 10, 4, 18, 5, 14, 12, 17, 17, 4, 7, 6, 18, 8, 13, 11, 1, 20, 3, 8, 15, 10, 3, 1, 16, 14, 18, 13, 13, 10, 19, 9, 19, 3, 7, 4, 16, 18, 1, 13, 2, 7, 18, 19, 14, 10, 10, 15, 9, 12, 3, 4, 2, 5, 4, 18, 19, 2, 10, 11, 11, 9, 19, 10, 11, 5, 13, 7, 3, 13, 19, 4, 19, 17, 3, 13, 6, 12, 8, 15, 3, 10, 19, 5, 15, 3, 2, 13, 4, 11, 3, 14, 20, 2, 3, 11, 6, 15, 17, 9, 8, 16, 12, 7, 12, 15, 19, 18, 6, 7, 13, 9, 16, 11, 13, 10, 13, 14, 2, 17, 5, 5, 10, 5, 6 = 2168 (200d20) |
>>444455Seems like 200d10 is the limit.
>500d20 go No.444458
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST NUMBERS?
Is there another thread?
No.444459
>>444458Obviously, you fool.
>>444444 No.444460
>>444458I assume a get thread.
>>444457I wonder if that's tied to anything in particular.
No.444461
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Hang on, who has the super 4 post?
>>444442Could do this all day <3
>>444456FUCK THESE DICE, THEY HATE ME, CLEARLY THEY'RE CROOKED
No.444462
| Rolled 494 (1d500) |
>>444460Seems to be just 200dX limit.
Should test the X limit, too.
1d500 go!
No.444463
>>444459WHY CALL ME A FOOL WHEN I AM RIGHT YOU SHIT?
>>444460Dunno
No.444464
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>>444461The dice love me.
Rolling for how hard I'm gonna squeeze ya.
No.444465
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No.444466
Wrong cap
No.444467
| Rolled 702 (1d1024) |
>1d50000>>444461B-but that's comfy and nice…
No.444468
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>444463Because you were unsure.
Rolling for how hard I get to laugh at you.
No.444469
>>444462Might go up to a lot, maybe thousands. In compsci, number of iterations is harder on memory than the number you're pulling out.
No.444470
>>444465Tight loco boipussy.
No.444471
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>>444467Oh hey there it is.
No.444472
>>444470Tight loco boypussy.
I kinda want context on that.
No.444473
>>444444
No.444474
| Rolled 535, 56, 275, 616, 810, 532, 774, 381, 252, 536, 824, 332, 29, 645, 829, 110, 170, 357, 453, 289, 483, 70, 543, 734, 233, 772, 681, 354, 538, 983, 366, 48, 15, 641, 664, 824, 148, 413, 181, 399, 948, 1005, 731, 977, 625, 536, 62, 794, 893, 515, 59, 351, 585, 602, 60, 817, 349, 741, 147, 886, 699, 513, 934, 714, 129, 574, 513, 277, 987, 694, 676, 911, 674, 382, 863, 274, 917, 925, 44, 785, 416, 103, 111, 1000, 704, 171, 793, 28, 911, 939, 914, 586, 427, 824, 275, 556, 373, 788, 833, 336, 458, 484, 222, 107, 866, 60, 381, 759, 985, 425, 519, 376, 527, 630, 351, 207, 801, 119, 234, 688, 34, 124, 250, 461, 947, 525, 1016, 296, 288, 825, 631, 746, 284, 853, 852, 125, 913, 208, 883, 873, 632, 378, 225, 135, 1008, 576, 341, 784, 695, 575, 448, 728, 699, 697, 165, 622, 197, 157, 917, 485, 981, 524, 206, 240, 352, 34, 365, 240, 241, 223, 89, 873, 601, 313, 1008, 584, 888, 325, 344, 558, 899, 792, 262, 574, 464, 426, 171, 660, 582, 64, 121, 538, 587, 326, 778, 939, 359, 118, 155, 600 = 102352 (200d1024) |
Testing the possibly biggest roll for /aneki/
>>444469Seems like 200d1024 is the limit. Testing that :3
No.444475
No.444476
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>444464Clearly a grapplecheck.
I'll counter squeeze you and pin you to the ground.
>>444467Hey, I may be unhinged but I appreciate my comfiness and snuggiliness every now and again.
No.444477
| Rolled 2 (1d20) |
>>444476Not even close.
Rolling for buttsex.
>>444474ALLAHU ACKRNG
No.444478
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>>444472Loco claimed to be a cute boy.
No.444479
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>444476I thought you are some sort of a masochist yandere type :<
>>444477Rolling for charm
No.444480
>>444478Oh…
He ain't cute in my book.
No.444481
>>444474Ooh, how does it feel to be an internet scientist?
>>444477Yes, allahu all that.
No.444482
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>444479But muh saving roll
No.444483
No.444484
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>444483Loco
Give hugs
No.444485
>>444481I just feel hungry.
>>444482Your saving roll isn't good enough!
No.444486
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>444485According to your rules I get 5 more tries.
No.444488
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| Rolled 2 (1d20) |
>>444477Pls RNGJesus, I don't want a natural one.
>>444479I'm a lot of things ;3
Depends on the mood and weather really, plus sorta feel bad and shameful getting all kinky and weird like that… and feel like I need a little rest. Hot chocolate would be nice, don't you think?
No.444489
>>444485Have you considered sleeping?
That or the other thing.
No.444490
No.444491
| Rolled 10 (1d20) |
>>444488What does that mean?
>>444487but
but muh 13
No.444492
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>444486Oh shush now.
>rolling for Intimidate>>444488I want tea and food and nap.
>>444489Wah?
No.444494
>>444492Eating. I was being witty ;_;
No.444495
| Rolled 8 (1d20) |
>>444492Be gentle with me.
No.444496
>>444493You're good looking, but not cute.
No.444497
>>444494I need to save my food!
>>444495._.
No.444499
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>444497What, you change your mind?
No.444500
>>444491I'm struggling, not breaking free but you're not getting it in either. So you gotta roll again.
Call it again.
>>444492I'll make you breakfast in bed, I know exactly what to make for you.
>Redbush tea, naturally sweet, little caffiene, won't disturb your nap.>Apple, cream cheese sandwich>Maybe soup if you're really hungry. No.444501
Blah, I'll go do something else.
Bye.
No.444502
>>444497Aren't you saving food for when you're hungry?
You're hungry now.
Eat.
No.444503
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
>>444500Rolling for glorious sodomy.
>>444501BUT THE DICE.
No.444505
>>444496>Fortune thinks you're good lookingNynhngn.
If I start extending my vowels and using emoticons can I be cute?
No.444506
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| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>444503You ain't getting my pooper this time.
No.444507
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
>>444506There's always next time.
The Dice favor me.
No.444508
>>444505>extending my vowelsYou mean the stutterthing?
>Using emoticonsCan we not?
No.444510
>>444508Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis, dummy ^^
No.444511
No.444512
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>444507What if I rolled to fuck your ass instead?
In fact, that's what I'm doing now.
No.444513
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>444512I'd rather not.
No.444514
>>444501Goodbye. I will be off too then, I suppose.
No.444515
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>rolls to dominate the world No.444516
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>>444514'Kay, see you around again one day in this world or anotther~
No.444517
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>444515Yay, you're back. I'mma roll to dominate you, so I can dom the person who doms the world! <3
>>444513God damnit, these dice hate me.
No.444518
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>444517Resist~!
No.444519
>>444510Woow Loco.
I never knew you could do that.
This is like a whole new side to you.
No.444520
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
>>444517Rolling for us going out for coffee.
No.444521
>>444516Don't forget to eat.
No.444523
>>444521I… y-yeah, I'll go eat the rest of the food I have .//.
No.444524
>>444518I honestly don't know how I lasted so long on D&D with the luck I have.
>>444520Don't need to roll, I'd like that a lot.
We should roll to see who is paying.
No.444525
No.444526
| Rolled 69 (1d100) |
>>444524-shrugs- I normally play games which go with d100