No.450347[Last 50 Posts]
I'll just leave this thread here.
No.450353
Hi, Derium.
No.450354
>>450348I don't do drugs, I'm a Christian boy
>>450350
>you cuckI don't.. what?
No.450355
>>450353Hi, cunt.
Still haven't killed yourself?
No.450356
thanks
No.450357
>>450351But it's hump day, and such
No.450358
Fuck the EU.
No.450359
>>450346Oh. Nope. Never got one from him. Kinda saddens me.
>>450352I've been there too many times for it to be remotely enjoyable.
Could we at least go to someplace with decent rollercoasters?
No.450360
>>450358What did the EU do to you?
No.450361
fuck the eu2
No.450362
Netherlands are worse than EU though.
No.450363
>>450357That's a mighty fine point you got there.
No.450364
>MAMI OVERUSING "CUCK"like, there are otherwords you know you dumbshit.
>>450342You'll still make the Allfag Probowl. But to claim MHF you need to be leading the pack.
>>450345MANIA OF RO'S
>suddenly image of the Dovahkiin going crazy>shouting down walls>lydia tries to carry all the burden>"ITS TOO LATE".>Alduin swoops down>opens the door>everybody walk the moms spaghetti No.450365
>>450359But I'm afraid.
>>450364FUCKING BALLS
No.450366
>>450354Clearly you just want to want Damami fucked by random black guys.
>>450355No reason to.
>>450358>>450358>>450358>>450359To be honest, I don't even know why this ever was a thing.
No.450367
I wish the Netherlands flood defenses would fail and that all those lowland fucks would drown.
No.450368
>>450364If I kill the others can I take top spot?
No.450369
>>450360Make us pay more money cause France refused to.
How you anyway?
No.450370
I wanna visit Netherlands. It seems like a nice place.
No.450371
>>450354>I'm a Christian boy>is gay No.450372
you can't kill loco.
No.450373
>>450368Only if it is by repeated dickings to the butt.
No.450375
>>450371GOD HATES FAGS, etc.
No.450377
;_;
No.450378
>>450366I want to want?
>>450371
>the jokeAlso not gay
No.450380
>>450354More for me then^^
>>450365Never been on one?
Check out the ones at Cedar Point in Ohio. That place is dabes.
And it's funny too cause they have t-shirts that say I <3 CP lol
>>450366Iunno. I think it was pretty funny, but I'm a very sick individual.
>>450371The current pope is okay with homos.
No.450381
BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF EUROPE-A
I SAID THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF EUROPE-A
No.450382
>>450369Oh, right, EU does do that.
I'm doing pretty well, had a long day and stuffs and now I'm just relaxing and enjoying a couple drinks.
How about you?
>>450377-pets you-
No.450383
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>>450363I told you I was smart~
No.450384
>>450381Liam Lynch? Nice desu ne
No.450385
>>450380You can have em all
No.450386
>>450380That's hilarious.
I want one now.
>>450383Fall on a sword.
No.450388
>>450377No bully.
>>450378Dunno. If you're a cuck, then I guess that's what he's saying you want.
>>450380I don't think it's a form of "sickness" or other edginess but just it's confusing why it was even a trend to begin with other than Erio constantly cutting Kuus into himself.
No.450389
>>450382Sounds nice~
Pretty long day too.
Reading a new book, was done with Lebanon.
No.450390
>>450383Don't get a big head. It makes you press the tilde key uncontrollably.
No.450392
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6 CANS!
ENOUGH TO DRUNK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
No.450393
>>450380The Pope isn't God though, he is merely a speaker for him and for all we know has been corrupted/tainted by the fallen one.
No.450395
>>450389Ooo~, what'cha reading?
Also, you with the pretty face and all, what was the steak you had recently?
>>450392You think six cans is enough? I have six and I don't plan to get drunk.
No.450396
We need to collate stats and create an official TFL.
>Thread Faggot League.
We could have teams, and a "faggot draft".
No.450397
>>450395Well, I'm limiting myself to 6. Usually I drink 10, but I got shit to do.
>>450394TAK!
No.450398
aw yeah nigga bringing back teams
No.450399
>>450392What's the white trash beer in Britain?
The Bud Light equivalent.
No.450400
>>450396Just no traps.
They aren't real faggots and most of them look way to butch to be cute.
No.450401
>>450385Hey, thanks.
>>450386I wanted one so bad but I had $0 left X_X
Wish I saw that at the beginning of the day.
>>450387And then up comes Zaffel and I'm like what's up zaffel and he's like not much and I'm like that's cool man.
>>450388I wasn't even around for "the beginnings" of that, so beats me.
>>450393Sure, if you believe in that malarky.
No.450402
>>450397Ooohhhh, right, I see~
If I wanna get drunk I prefer getting stronger stuff. I don't really like having a stomach full of liquids.
No.450403
>>450397I missed ya.
>>450401Do you <3 CP, Elmers?
No.450404
No.450405
>>450395A book about Pim Fortuyn and his legacy.
He was a assassinated Dutch politician in 2002.
Hehe ^^
eh the last steak I've had was half cooked and with gravy
No.450406
>>450401I'm Atheist so idc
No.450407
>>450400Traps don't count, unless they officially engage in faggot acts and openly declare their faggotry.
No.450408
>>450402I don't really eat before I drink, used to the err… constant burning liquid. I prefer lager, much more mellow.
>>450403Miseed you too, been doing things, now I'm drinking a few cans.
No.450409
FUCK YOU NIGGERS
No.450410
No.450411
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>leenucks
>envidya
>opteemus
No.450412
No, fuck you.
No.450413
>>450407They aren't even real people.
No.450414
>>450405That sounds like heavy duty stuff.
And nuuh, not that one, the one with the crumbs and stuff.
>>450408I like eating. I could eat everyday.
I go with long drink when I wanna enjoy~
No.450415
Its happening.
No.450417
>>450403My attorney implores me to not answer that question.
>>450406Cool.
>>450413Maybe you're not even real.
No.450418
>>450413Hence the "fuck and chuck-ability"
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No.450419
>>450409Whatchu doin in our hood, pussiboi?
No.450420
>>450409>says the literal nignog No.450421
>>450416That's Seff's hairy leg.
We got him to shave them the next day I believe.
No.450423
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>Damami
>nignog
Damami is this true
No.450424
>>450414I like heavy duty, makes me think and stuff.
Crumbs in steak? o.o never heard of that.
No.450425
>>450408Whatcha drinking?
>>450417Top lel.
is 9mm sufficient to consistently deliver killing shots?
No.450426
No.450427
That's the meme.
No.450428
>>450421I wonder why I even saved those.
No.450429
>>450425Depends on how accurate you shoot, probably.
>>450428Because you're a fag^^
No.450430
We're not friends anymore.
No.450431
>>450424Ahaha, I see~ I'd probably feel bored while reading something like that…
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Breaded thin cut steak. Google suggests Milanesa-
Wait, that's it, isn't it?
No.450432
>Loco
>Friends
Pick one.
No.450433
I'm not really black though.
That's just the meme.
No.450434
>>450429I can't find the pickle tickle gif anymore.
No.450435
>>450429Skulls are really tough.
No.450436
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Damami gets neither.
No.450437
>>450431Yuh, it's all politics.
Gotta be into that to enjoy.
Looks super tasty but I don't remember it o.o;
No.450438
>>450434Good. I hope that one self-destructed.
>>450435Not to a bullet lol
No.450439
>>450414Eating is fun.
I don't do enough of it.
Been trying all sorts of new foods though.
>>450425Forsters, because I'm a dumb shitlord who drinks piss.
>>450433U kno what we do to tight whities in our hood, right?
We don't invite them to the most thug of tea parties.
No.450440
>>450436Don't lie. Him having a BBC is like 99% of the reason you're after him.
No.450441
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>>450440>me>after himNah
Also I don't want AIDS.
No.450442
>>450438There are parts of your skull that can withstand a bullet.
>>450439It'll get the job done, though.
No.450443
>>450437Ah, right, you said that you wanna be a politician, didn't you?
… Wait, you don't remember that? Did I imagine that conversation with you?
WHAT HAPPENED?!?! No.450445
why would I have aids
No.450446
Because you're from Africa?
No.450448
you fucked a monkey
No.450449
>>450439I've eaten like three times today! OH!!!
I have ice cream. Now I want ice cream.
I feel hyper, too, if you didn't notice.
No.450450
BUT IM NOT
No.450451
This teams thing was doomed from the start.
No.450452
Yes you are don't lie
No.450453
FUCK YOU COLBS YOU JUST IGNORED ME ON STEAM
AND YOU KNOW FOR A FACT IM NOT BLACK
No.450454
>>450442Test it on yourself and post results then, iunno.
No.450455
I didn't ignore him and I've seen him be black
Big lips and everything
No.450456
>>450443Weeell..
Not directly, maybe if the circumstances are right and I'd feel confident enough to go for it.
But I'd rather first work internationally and get experience.
I remember you wanting to get a steak but nothing about that sorta one ^^;
No.450457
>>450438Was that MFF that made all those gifs to begin with?
>>450441Shh. Don't front.
>>450451Autism scripts let you save it.
No.450458
Damami, you can disprove your nignogness.
Just like post your finger.
No.450459
>>450454>tfw Elma won't let you shoot him in the head to see if a 9mm bullet can break through a glabellaFeels bad man.
No.450460
>>450457I still don't quite know who MFF is lol
Probably.
No.450461
>>450456Did I imagine that conversation, too?
Are you even from Netherlands?
Are you Tokai?
Do I even know you?
Who am I again?
And I decided to make that kind of steak because I remembered you talking about it…
No.450462
>>450447KURWA~ RUISYA PLS NO EAT CLAY
No.450463
Hai everyone~
No.450464
>>450449funny you should say that, I just had err…. apple strudel and Ice cream.
Had Chocolate Orange with Peanut butter too, twas nice.
>>450442That it will, albeit very slowly.
Takes me a few more cans for me to get all excited and crazy.
No.450465
>>450460He's the dude that never has a name, makes trips, or just tries to fuck female posters. He's like a less annoying Doots.
No.450466
>>450462What even?
>>450463Ayy Shiro!
>>450464>tfw drunk Scanner soon No.450468
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>>450463Shiro <3
>>450465I wish I had more Yog in my life.
>>450466SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
No.450469
>>450459Why would you want to pop my dome-piece?
>>450465I just thought he posted porn all the time.
No.450470
>>450463You take this song and enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-We6L5obnhs>>450464I have vanilla ice cream.
The best ice cream.
>>450467… Oh.
Also, if I start getting too close that's because I might get tipsy.
You have been warned
No.450471
>>450468Buy me some colloidal silver.
>>450469I wouldn't.
You look much cuter with everything attached.
No.450472
>>450468No one wants that.
>>450469Oh yeah. He does that too.
No.450473
>>450466Ruisya always into eating Ukraine's clay..
No.450474
>>450472This is the kind of shit that bothers me.
Seeing grown ass men act like 10 year old girls who look way too off to act like that.
No.450475
It was always too late, sergei
No.450476
It's like reading Polandball
No.450477
>>450474That's like half of these threads, though.
Pretty much anyone that acts feminine is usually an overweight dude.
No.450478
No.450479
>>450470Ah-ah
I wonder though, I looked up the UN policy for jobs and it said Diversity policy, would I get in faster cause I'm not white?
No.450480
>>450466How's it going Tak?
>>450468Scanner <3
>>450470The guy on the right is way over dress ^^
How are you doing Jerashi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fw51qtTY4>>450478Hey cutie :3c
No.450481
>>450471What sort of gay drink is that?
>>450470Goes with anything, cake, chocolate, plus the spice itself is pretty rare so… I'd agree.
>>450472I'd fucking sacrifice my dota items and at least 5 satin drapes just to summon him here against his will.
No.450482
>>450477I don't know who that guy is, but I would fuck them if they trimmed up.
No.450483
>>450473You had me at Ruisya.
>>450478What's on the schedule for today?
>>450480Uh, wheat grass.
No.450485
>>450477Or a skinny Asian
No.450486
>>450476Kurwa~
Smiles can into polandball!
>>450483xaxaxaxaxaxa
No.450487
>>450481I thought he moved to Sweden or some shit.
>>450482That's apparently a 10/10 trap.
No.450488
>>450479Hmmm… I dunno, does it say anything 'bout cuties?
>>450480Yeah, he kinda dresses funnily.
Am doing well, no complains anywhere except for my scent which bothers me because new soap, shampoo and conditioner.
It ain't like my old smell.
>>450481Vanilla is the best. Like, vanilla cola. Vanilla WoW. Vanilla Minecraft.
Like everything is best vanilla.
No.450489
>>450481It's just drinkable silver.
It turns you blue.
Want.
>>450486I'm lost.
No.450490
>>450480Pad everything with pillows and take all the cuties and the sensitive into a safehouse, I'm drinking again.
No.450491
>>450485Wait.
Who's a skinny chink other than Kanra?
No.450492
It's snowing again X_X
>>450487>That's apparently a 10/10 trap.Who wrote this rating system?
No.450493
>>450487Erin is the only trap that I think looks like a trap. The rest just have long hair or stockings.
Some are just beyond disgusting though.
No.450494
>>450491Apparently Tokai.
No.450495
>>450488heh I donno if that'd help out UN jobs though.
No.450496
It's very unnerving to see Sushi post Marian ;~;
No.450497
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>>450494Kanra is fucking adorable.
No.450498
>>450483Have you had that stuff before?
>>450484Done with babby shift?
>>450488I just got some new vanilla air fresheners. So fucking good my room smells delicious >.<
>>450490Haha what are you drinking?
Also no gym today ;_;
No.450499
>>450489That's how Ruisya has laughs
XaXaXaXaXa
No.450500
>>450487OH WOW
Trust him to move into the gayest country in the world! Thank god the immigration policy is shit, now Yog can measure cocks from around the world!
>>450488Cherry coke though.
Cherry coke is best coke.
And I just cancelled my WoW subscription, probably the stupidest thing I ever bought, and I once bought a shit ryonna vore game.
No.450501
>>450497that's a non sequitur.
Or did he tell you to tell me that?
No.450502
>>450494Tokai doesn't look asian.
>>450495Explain to me your racial background. Aren't you part arabic?
No.450503
>>450495Neither do I, I don't really know anything about politics and such.
I just wanna live in a good country without all stupid restricting laws which make starting or maintaining anything almost impossible.
Like if you want to build something in Finland legally, good luck, prepare to wait for years.
>>450498Oh goddammit with you, I can't come over there to steal- I mean borrow your air fresheners.
I just smell kinda girly now. Makes me feel awkward.
>>450500HERESY
No.450504
>>450498Well I'm home, so I hope so.
No.450505
>>450498It is terrible.
sickeningly bad.
>>450499Whatever you say.
No.450506
>>450492Kaen himself would always talk about how he was a 10/10 trap that everyone hated because they were jealous of how "feminine" he was.
Fuck if I know the reasoning behind his shit.
>>450493I know this will sound like it's intended to be an outright insult or inflammatory for the sake of it but Erin kind of has a masculine face. I don't particularly see it as any better than anyone else here.
>>450494Tokai doesn't really look Asian, though.
>>450496It was all a random, unsorted folder that all of that was in. I was just choosing shit at random.
>>450500I think it was for a hotel job.
No.450507
>>450502He kinda does.
Also IKT.
No.450508
>>450501Comparative statement.
>>450506It isn't overly so. I never saw a crazy close up, but as far as traps go she does well.
Who's that in the pic?
No.450509
>>450507The only part of ikt I've seen is his foot, and that was years ago.
No.450510
>>450506Threader logic is always baffling.
No.450511
>>450502My Grandmother was born in Batavia (Jakarta) Indonesia when it was still a Dutch colony.
Despite being the only foreign family I have I was born non-white.
>>450503Sounds well enough :3
Just don't believe in populists who promise they'll make it all better..
No.450512
>>450509It's highly likely you've seen his dick too.
No.450513
>>450503We'd have to fight over the air fresheners >:[
Nothing wrong with smelling girly. Might help you molest yourself?
>>450504Hey you never know. They might call you in for black up to make some emergency bomb ass blizzards or something = 3=
>>450505It's suppose to be good for you though ^^
No.450514
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No.450515
>>450498Fosters.
And don't worry, you can still intimidate people in the streets.
>>450503What, the coke or that WoW is the stupidest thing I ever bought?
Because it was a stupid move on MY part, not that it is a stupid game. I mean, I get confused with anything more than 5 buttons.
No.450516
>>450511>Despite being the only foreign family I have I was born non-white.Wait, only your grandmother is non-Dutch?
Wtf
No.450518
>>450513It doesn't do anything.
The bacteria on the grass is the only nutrition you'd get
also it tastes awful
No.450519
>>450508That was Tokai years ago or something according to him.
>>450510Sometimes it's best to not understand the madness.
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No.450521
>>450506You think he works at a gloryhole?
No.450522
>>450519>Time to go to work.
No.450523
Kinda wanna cuddle with Ikt for warmth
I'm fucking freezing
No.450524
>>450505Have you ever read the Polandball comics?
No.450526
>>450513I don't make any of the ice creams.
>>450519100% agree on that one.
No.450527
But it's spring.
Just go outside!
No.450528
No.450529
>>450523But I'm an Asian.
No.450530
>>450521I wouldn't be surprised.
>>450522Later.
>>450526Some Nietzsche quote about the abyss.
No.450531
>>450511Oh, like every single political party over here say that they are going to make Finland a better place.
There's like two or three which are worth considering tho.
>>450513Awh, fine, you can have your fresheners.
And I molested myself enough while I was showering! Dear god, I never thought that caressing one's body with soapy hands could feel so wonderful.
I gotta do that to someone one day if I have a chance. Preferably someone cute.
>>450515I forgot already.
I used to play WoW, it's a fun game, but ehhh, too expensive for my current life.
No.450533
>>450512Doubtful.
>>450511I see, thank you.
>>450529Post eye
No.450534
>but I'm an Asian
How does that even…
No.450535
>>450532No you're Mexico.
No.450537
Where's Grim to post the hotdog edit when you need him?
No.450538
I'll be back in a bit, I think that I need to clear my head.
>>450537He's dead, Betty.
No.450540
>>450530I'd have to ask Fool about that.
>>450537He's going to the doctor's atm
No.450541
Thank GOD is not an Erin thread
No.450542
>>450535Actually Guatemala is in Central America you uncultured fat fuck
No.450543
>>450530We;re going to Sweden!
Either we get the most satisfying blowwies or discounts on room service!
>>450531Likewise, need to save up for a barber kit.
Pro kit costs £150
No.450545
>>450542You're a weeb spic.
No.450546
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Still don't get why teenaging made me look more feminine.
This whole gene this is bollocks.
Imma walk the dog though
brb
>>450516Yup, strong genes I guess.
my little brother's even pale as hell.
>>450531I donno anything about finland politics tho x.x;
>>450533Fucking Japanese douchebags.
No.450547
No.450548
Remember when Tokai said he wouldn't trap?
No.450549
>>450515Haha what should I just walk around growling and flex flexing at people?
>>450518What's your favorite drinking? :3c
>>450526Well fuck that ruined my dreams of having you make me a blizzard ;_;
What do you do there?
>>450531lewd .//////.
I use to use a shower gel that had beads that popped and tingled. That was fun >.>
No.450550
>>450540>He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.>>450543Repulsive.
>>450548I thought he said he was from like day one.
No.450551
>>450546I don't think being 1/4 Asian gets you brownie points with the UN.
No.450552
>>450549Yes, with war face and war paint included.
>>450550I haven't even suggested what we could do on our adventure yet!
No.450554
>>450549Kitchen.
I'm pretty sure I've said this like 8 times now, baka.
>>450550Hail Satan! No.450555
>>450546>Still don't get why teenaging made me look more feminine.You actually looked more masculine when you were younger.
>>450552gay/10
>>450554Hail Hitler.
No.450556
>>450543Ouch, that's expensive.
>>450544I can fap while posting. I'm handy like that.
HA! Get it? Handy!
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
>>450546'Tis fine~
Enjoy your walk
No.450557
No.450558
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Romania.
No.450559
Just call me a 'chapin' or something
Calling me a spic would be incorrect, as weird as it would seem
>>450546Tokai you were cuter when you were young
Now you're all ugly and shit
No.450561
>>450552What do I do when the cops get called on me?
>>450554And somehow I've managed to miss you saying all 8 times. Do I get a prize? :3c
No.450562
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No.450563
Actually, I think that I'll go play some games.
I'll be on Steam if anyone misses me.
Bye everyone.
No.450564
>>450557Hitler did nothing wrong.
No.450565
>>450563Thanks for the shitty blog Derium
No.450567
>>450556On the upside, I'll be cutting up cunts hair like N-Word Scizzorhands.
>>450555My gay transcends numbers.
>>450561Call me, either to be a lawyer or join in the rampage.
No.450568
>>450562Soooo, unblock now?
No.450569
He's probably just gonna ask for pics to prove you're not fat, heads up
No.450570
Who said I was ever going to unblock you?
No.450573
>>450570I was asking if you were going to.
No.450574
He's not
No.450575
I wonder if Soto is sub to Damami during their cyber sessions.
No.450577
We don't cyber.
No.450578
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>450572No brakes, second can in.
Save yourself.
It's only gonna get weirder.
No.450579
>>450567Bully the cop and jerk off on their face?
>>450563Bai~
No.450580
>>450578Pray away the gay.
No.450581
>>450579I'll hold him down and lick off the mess.
No.450582
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>>450575Damami is pretty sub
He just sucks at cybering though
No.450583
WE HAVE NOT AND WILL NOT EVER CYBER
THAT'S WHY HE FUCKING BLOCKED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
No.450584
>>450548I'm still exactly what I was since the beginning.
Well okay I've had a girlfriend in the meantime but now exactly the same.
>>450551Damn.
>>450555Yup
>>450556-enjoyed-
>>450559Neat
No.450585
He really does lol
No.450586
He's alright.
No.450588
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>>450580Rolling to RNGesus for gay-away.
No.450589
>>450585Really wanna go there?
>>450586AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.450590
>>450582>>450583>>450585>>450586Disgraceful.
>>450584It means you've started HRT to become a real girl.
No.450591
>>450589You know I'm just kidding
No.450592
>>450588Congrats.
You're straight.
No.450593
>>450589You need practice.
No.450594
>>450590I think I'd know if I were taking pills.
No.450595
>>450591You're publicly shaming me you fuckin shit.
>>450593WE'VE NEVER CYBERED, FOR CERTAIN REASONS
No.450596
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>>450592Half straight mang.
Only did half the stuff.
No.450597
>>450595Jokingly, so it's okay
No.450598
l0l
No.450599
>>450594Maybe you are just trying to hide it until you can no longer conceal your chest.
>>450596Is a high dice roll straighter or gayer?
No.450600
Tokitoki is a grill.
No.450601
ikt is no grill.
No.450602
Where is Murder?
No.450603
>>450595Must've been the other one. Fort? Amy? idk.
What reasons?
No.450604
>>450599Straighter.
Since I'm rolling to get the gay away.
No.450605
>>450604Oh right. Reroll until you hit 20.
No.450606
>>450599I don't see a reason to hide, that seems like pretending you're not pregnant.
>>450600no
No.450607
>>450606>Tokai is pregnantThis is getting weird.
No.450608
>>450603Didn't cyber any of those people!
Mainly because I don't know if I'm good at cybering because I've done it like 3 times, and it seems like you'd be really good at it No.450610
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>>450605If I hit one though, I'm gonna dick you.
No.450611
>like 3 times
Why do I feel like this is a lie
No.450612
>>450607It was an example.
No.450613
>>450609>not using the Renaissance man images>>450610Go find Amy for that.
No.450614
>>450607it's just like in the doujins!
No.450615
I hear DA-mami is a cyber whore.
No.450616
>>450612Confirmed.
Post butt baby.
No.450617
>>450608>and it seems like you'd be really good at itFYI I've cybered once with Yogey as a joke and once with [redacted] because I was black out drunk and thought it'd be a laugh. Insult me again good sir and you will get none of this pussy.
No.450618
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No.450619
>>450614It reminds me of caps someone use to post that said "Now I'm gonna get pregnant from my butt".
No.450620
>>450611Why the fuck are you still talking?
>>450617I've just seen you RP, kinda.
No.450621
>>450581So lewd
How many more cans do you have?
No.450622
Install lolipop?
No.450623
BUTT.
BABIES.
ARE.
STILL.
A.
THING.
No.450624
Commence Operation: Mami is a Slut
No.450625
>>450620Because it's fun to make you mad sometimes
Going to class now bye <3
No.450626
>>450618You got pregnant from anal intercourse and are carrying someone's lovechild in your rectum.
Or so it goes.
No.450627
>>450609Murder doesn't use tripcodes because he is not a mindless sheep like the rest of you
No.450628
>>450626let me guess.
This is another one those really fucked up fetishes made by Japan.
No.450629
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>>450620I never do it seriously, which is why you shouldn't pass on this opportunity.
No.450630
>>450624Get colbs to drop the payload on the target
>RIFK. No.450631
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>>4506214 left, soon as I hit 3, I'll be err… thingy.
Open to suggestion and crazy?
>>450624Purple squad standing by.
No.450632
>>450628Pretty much, yeah.
No.450633
RED LOBSTER STANDING BY
No.450634
>>450629B-But… what if you hate it!
No.450635
>>450627He's pretty mindless, Blood.
No.450636
>>450632You guys should've dropped more nukes.
No.450637
>>450619I don't have that huge chart with a lot of good ones currently. There are a few of those with a good bit of laughing stock.
>>450622Okai!
No.450638
RED ROBIN STANDING BY
No.450639
>>450634My expectations are too low for you to disappoint.
No.450641
>>450639Oh well that makes me feel even better.
No.450642
>>450631Oppai~
You're drunk Scanner go home ^^
No.450643
>>450636If two nukes made them that fucked up, imagine how much worse they'd be with even more radioactive whackjobs.
>>450637Yeah, they're just weird and funny.
Gonna shower. Later.
No.450644
Red text standing by
No.450645
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>>450641Self-pity and insecurity aren't very hot btw.
No.450646
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>>450642I'm not, I'm just a little tipsy.
Gotta drink fast.
No.450647
>>450640And there it is, friends! The ugly truth.
>>450643Lates dawg
No.450649
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Aneki, the High School
No.450650
>>450645You're great at cheering people up, you know that?
AND I WAS ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
No.450651
>>450643There's just no stopping these people.
No.450653
>>450648Whatchu doing Iktu?
No.450654
>>450646It's a race you need to win drink faster
No.450655
I'm tired of beer and hard liquor
Any recommendations on what to get drunk off tonight?
Thinking of makin some Mimosas
No.450657
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>>450650I enjoy making people suffer.
Because I'm so smart.
And I earn so much money.
No.450658
>>450655This shit right here.
Tastes sweet, goes well after dessert.
Can make spritzers with it, haven't experimented with it much. Bottle should be enough for sloppiness.
>>450654I'm trying. Shit is gassy yo.
No.450659
>>450653PUtting roripop on my pone
No.450660
>>450657Please stop pretending to be murder, it makes it hard to love you.
Although you are very smart.
No.450661
>>450655southern comfort + lime syrup
mix 1 to 1, drink as shots
>>450659is that criminal
it sounds criminal
No.450662
>>450658Plum wine sounds godly too
Havent had that in months
No.450663
>be Dairy Queen Elma
>cook, dishes, trash @ work
>roommates leave all the cooking dishes and trash to Elma @ home
Assholes.
No.450664
>>450663shit on the floor
No.450665
>>450662Get drunk on the feeling of unblocking me.
>>450663You're a fucking fraud.
You're Pyrex Vision Elms, not Dairy Queen Elma
No.450666
>>450663take the shit to their room
or this
>>450664 No.450667
>>450661Putting Lollipop on my Xperia Z3 Compact.
No.450668
>>450661>SoCo>shotsloods you trying to kill me?
>>450663lmao, yoiu're really a maid now
>>450665Why do you even want me to unblock you so bad anyways?
No.450669
>>450664I'd have to clean it up X_X
>>450665I'm changing my honorifics on the weekly.
>>450666Hail Satan and also first reply ;~;
No.450670
>>450658Kikkoman mah nigga
>>450663Have them pay you in weed
No.450671
>>450662If I were you, instead of buying 1 thing, buy loads of small things to try out. Then have a film night with a few friends, drinking game, introduce your fave drink to others, poured into a saucepan and drank from a ladel.
Is what I did for New Year's Eve, I'm a fantastic host.
No.450672
>>450660>very smartJust for that you get to cyber me now.
No.450674
>>450673I can share the logs, if Mami's OK with it.
No.450675
>>450668I don't fucking know why either.
But one night you were really nice and then you FUCKING BLOCKED ME FOR NO REASON.
>>450672I just capped that steam conversation and made it my wallpaper.
That's how happy it made me.
No.450676
>>450668I NEED THE OUTFIT
I did do the dishes then smoked a bowl with them in one of my dresses a couple nights ago though.
>>450670His weed is the shit stuff though.
We smoked like a slice yesterday.
No.450677
>>450635what makes you say that?
No.450678
>>450675[shy mumbling]
hot. No.450679
>>450667that shit looks smooth
does the xperia struggle with it or? i got an galaxy s4 mini
>>450668it's tasty as fuk tho. easily the best alcohol i've ever had
>>450669i am the bringer of satanic numbers
i live with 3 people, if too much shit is blocking my use of the kitchen I'll go tell them to clean it the fuck up
why don't you?
No.450680
>>450677He doesn't have a brain, I think. Like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.
No.450681
>>450674Where is the fun in that?
Pfft, I'll just keep drinking and cyber with someone here.
There is getting logs, and BEING THERE IN HISTORY!
No.450682
Samosas.
No.450683
>>450679>struggleEven my Galaxy Nexus runs 5.1 and Sony be slow so I'll be flashing a Nordic version.
No.450684
>>450671Sounds like fun
Like that time I had friends over and I was out of cups so we were drinking out of pitchers and measuring cups lol
I'm probably going to be alone tonight
My friends coming over cause he wants me to give him a haircut
>>450675I'm telling you, you're the bully victim till May 1st
>>450676lol they dont say shit?
>>450679I don't want to get blackout drunk
but thats when i have the most fun
No.450685
>>450684Teach me senpai!
I'mma be a barber too!
>>450682The oven warmed ones?
No.450686
Protip - Never unblock mami on any platform. Ever. Ever ever.
No.450687
>>450684Why do I have to wait so long?!
This is the worst kind of bullying!
It's a dick move!
>>450678Hey Loco, can I tell you something?
No.450689
If you are going to pretend to be me, then do something better than cyber Mami
No.450690
>>450656Exactly!!
If you're gonna post Ayase, Smile!!
No.450691
>>450684Did you hit lvl 15 in League yet and spend all those point?
No.450693
>>450689Yeah, cyber Murder if you going to be him.
Fuck him more than he has fucked himself!
No.450694
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>>450690>you'll never snuggle up with Ayase No.450695
>>450691>>450691I did but completely forgot about it
been playing urf alot
Its fun as shit with AP malph
No.450697
>Murder x Murder
OTP
No.450698
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>>450686but i have mami added
No.450699
>>450680Is that your attempt at trolling or do you not know anything about him?
No.450700
No.450701
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But I can't do any of my smart person things because I'm Murder
get it
because Murder's a dummy.
>>450696You're just after my money.
No.450702
Hello, my name is Murder and I love sucking fat juicy cocks
No.450703
>>450694She's a cutie, and I find her relatable.
That's why I made the folder after all!
No.450704
>>450701I'm actually after your love.
No.450705
My own mother challenged me to a drinking game to Conan the Barbarian on Sunday.
What should be the alcohol of choice?
No.450706
>>450699I know him intimately.
In-ti-mate-ly.
No.450708
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>>450704My heart belongs to another. Sorry.
No.450709
>>450695Malph is pretty good in URF. Blitz is pretty fun too
>>450705Warm sake
No.450710
>>450697DOUBLE THE MURDER!
DOUBLE THE FUN!
No.450711
;_;
No.450713
>>450708Why does this always happen to me?
Who is it?
I'm down for a duel right now.
No.450714
>>450707Definitely!
So no mean Ayase, only happy Ayase.
No.450715
No.450716
>>450683I'm not too keen on phones, I use it too little.
>>450684Eat well before drinking then nigger. the shots are dangerous tho since they're high proof but you cant taste the alcohol so you just chug.
also lol shiet are you still playing league? you predicted the lissandra meta cancer before she got popular. everytime i see her i remembe soto
No.450718
>>450700Murder x Murder x Muu?
>>450701Loco, what do you even do with your life? I never asked
>>450711So tru ;__;
>>450710Imagine if the entire thread was just versions of me!
No.450719
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>>450713Dammy pls, you'll die!
Who knows what sort of diseased manic cunt Loco is shacking with!
No.450720
[SHITTING BRICKS]
No.450721
>>450698You should block him.
No.450722
>>450713It's
urmum.>>450718I go to school. Read classical literature and philosophy. Draw. Etc.
No.450723
>>450714All Ayase is happy Ayase.
No.450724
>>450716I rarely eat now dude, and I usually enjoy drinking on an empty stomach since I get drunk faster
>>450720Ikt my soundbar and subwoofer is coming in today
No.450725
I forgot to change my name, Oh well
No.450726
>>450721I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE ALWAYS BETRAY US.
LOWER THE TAXES YOU FUCK.
>>450719AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S WORTH IT.
>>450722My heart has been broken, and then I was insulted.
why
No.450727
>>450700Let me know when you're ready to play
No.450728
>>450718QUANTUM MURDER!
>'In various points of time/space, there has been Murder. >Now, they all flock to a specific realm, to spread fun, gay and carnage, to all' No.450729
>>450726Never trust the British.
ever.
No.450730
>>450723Now you got it!!!
No.450732
>>450724Huh. I love eating a ton and then be able to drink so much more.
No.450733
>>450726You said "love" and I panicked. It's like "friend" x10000000.
No.450734
>>450726YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! WHY ELSE ARE WE ALWAYS THE BAD GUYS IN YOUR ACTION MOVIES!!!!
FROM NAKATOMI WITH LOVE No.450735
>>450717that's kinda big for me..
No.450736
>>450726Dammy, I'll entrust you with my sacred baseball bat to ensure your success.
Remember to keep your eyes open as you swing wildly. <3
No.450737
>>450728I would go down in history. Alright scanner, let's do this! Make quantum murder right now
>>450731I am
Are you Ikarai?
No.450738
>>450724Get studio monitors and a DAC+AMP setup or a good receiver.
No.450739
>>450734>WHY ELSE ARE WE ALWAYS THE BAD GUYS IN YOUR ACTION MOVIES!!!!YOU'RE NOT EVEN RUSSIAN
>>450733Well, I suppose we could be best friend, which is like "friend" x50000000
>>450736I-I'll probably need a sword…
No.450740
>>>450735
So us DP is off the table?
No.450741
>>450730I want to have one ;_:
No.450742
I fucked that up on several levels.
>>450739Say friend again and I remove you from Steam you trigger happy cunt.
No.450743
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>450737Not drunk enough yet.
Soon as this song sounds appealing to me, we're ready to go.
>>450739You're saying my bat is shit?
Nippon steel ain't got shit on my slappy stick.
No.450744
>>450737….now i'm paranoid
No.450745
>>450739Do not play coy with me, cowboy. How do you say…. yippie ki aye… mudderfuck?
>you read it in his voice No.450746
No.450747
>>450684Nope they're cool about that kind of stuff.
No.450748
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>>450741Ayase 2 cute to get owned
No.450749
>>450744You know I am the only one with most of these images
No.450750
Loco as Murder is more amusing than the actual one.
No.450751
>>450746Say that again, I swear to god you're next destination will be down the toilet.
No.450752
>>450745Holy shit good point.
God I love Die Hard
>>450742OKAY OKAY, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T REMOVE ME
No.450753
Veiled insult.
No.450754
Blood chan. I was Murder all along.
You can tell because…
Hurr durr, my name is Murrdurr.
I’m a 12 year old American Homo (So into dicks like a Homos). I watch gay porn in on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my wrist-action and watching superior Gay sex. (Twinks, Bareback, Black Cocks mostly)
I train with my dick every day, this superior meat is like steel because it has been fondled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my masturbation license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 'murrican fluently, both Republican and the KKK dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about homosex history and their faggatron code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Homosex visa, I am moving to San Francisco to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an pornstar for Studio Helix or a gay designer!
I own several hot pants, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to SanFran, so I can fit in easier. I blow my elders and seniors and speak faggot as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in San Francisco!
No.450756
hey boyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.450757
No.450758
>>450748Kinda want be Kyousuke.
No.450759
No.450760
>>450749Can you log on Steam for a bit? I'm lonely
No.450809
>>450727iunno when!
>>450718Not two Muus?