No.450755[Last 50 Posts]
More Shiro thread
No.450761
THANK GOD ITS NOT A BLOODCHAN THREAD
No.450762
>>450754>both Republican and the KKK dialect,lel'd
Nice touch.
No.450763
sorry i went to the new thread say hello again to me please
No.450764
Yoooooooooooooooooooo, my name is Anthony Soto
I'm a 22 year old American Weeb and trap enthusiast (Chicks with dicks vanilla fags). I fap to trap porn and doujins on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my drinking and livestreaming my life on TinyChat. (I drink, bitch, hit on anything that moves)
I train with my cancer cock every day, this superior deformity can cut clean through anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other cancer appendage on earth. I earned my promotion two months ago, and I have been getting drunker every day.
I speak Douchebag fluently, both in speech and the typing dialect. I know everything about Weeaboo history and the doujin code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Indochinese visa, I am moving to Indonesia to fuck a poster called Manaka. I hope I can become an elite Trap fucker or a CEO of Trigger!
I own several Doujin Mangas, which I post around Colbs. I want him to get used to them before I rape him, so I can yooooooooooo easier. I yell abuse to my online peers and other randomers and speak to traps as often as I can, but rarely do any manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Indochina!
No.450765
No.450766
>>450751Yandere is just for edgelords who never had anyone pay attention to them so they think a fanatical stalker would be the most flattering thing since it's someone actually showing them affection.
No.450767
bored >.>
No.450768
>>450767Play with Master.
No.450769
>>450763WELCOME TO THESE WOODS
PLEASE STRETCH EVERY 15 MINUTES AFTER EVERY HOUR OF SHITPOSTING, THANK YOU.
No.450770
>>450769favorite britposter
sup dude
No.450771
>>450764These are gold.
No diamond standard.
No.450772
>>450767do something fun!
No.450774
>>450766… god damn you, that cuts deeper than any bic razor could.
No.450776
>>450772Master is sleeping
No.450778
>tfw starting a new one on Grim
>He leaves as I begin writing.
They never teach you how to deal with the pain. They can teach you to shitpost. But what about the FEELS!!!!
No.450779
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>>450775do you need something?
No.450780
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>>450758I don't blame you
Too bad he want for the incest end
No.450781
>>450774THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.
No.450782
>>450770Getting told by tsuchi.
Drinking. Same shit.
Different day.
Gonna get my pro barber kit soon.
Plus I pissed on myself, pissed backwards somehow.
No.450784
is there anything interesting going on
No.450785
>>450776I said something not someone..
No.450786
>>450779Just to say hi
You seemed bored and all
No.450787
>>450784Nezi wants you back.
No.450788
>>450780I was for Ayase.
Incest slut winning was worst ending.
>>450783;~;
No.450789
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I am bored, I'm going for walk
>>450785Humans are objects too
>>450786whatever
No.450790
Kirino > Ayase.
No.450791
>>450781AND THE LAST ONE IS A JOB WELL DONE!
No.450792
>>450784Your more handsome version is now officially guilty of the boston bombings.
No.450793
>>450789I thought you held your master to a higher level than that.
when you come back you should treat me liike an object ;) No.450794
>>450789Enjoy your walk I guess
No.450795
No.450796
>>450778Do an Elma one pls.
No.450797
>>450782drive to my house and cut my hair please
>>450787if i was bard
nezi would be my MGD
>>450792*bes antagonistic to make myself feel better*
No.450798
>>450792More handsome, got shit done, is in the annals of history, way to rub it in Tokai.
No.450799
>>450796Then you are numero uno on the list
No.450801
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>>450788Eh I knew she was gonna win, but I disliked it.
>>450764What am I reading?
No.450802
>>450797You serious?
You drive here, I need models to be assessed on.
And by your MGD, you mean you'll fuck her, she'll break your heart and then you become blood rivals on a deathwish from then on?
No.450803
>>450799Public enemy numero uno~?
No.450805
>>450801It is soto-san hue
>>450803fuck the police?
No.450806
>>450802yes
we're on the blood rival part now
No.450807
I feel lonely in Steam so I came here again.
But still vidya so I'mma be slow.
And pictures require too much so.
Yeah.
No.450808
>>450805Straight outta Compton!
No.450810
>>450801Can I get her instead?
No.450811
Reposting
>>450727iunno when!
>>450718Not two Muus?
No.450812
>>450807Id talk but Im really busy doing some work I need to get done.
No.450813
>>>450806I envy you.
I wish I had someone to hate, maybe then I can wake up earlier.
Seriously, shit is way too laid back for me.
>>450807Add me, I'm an interesting little shit if you get me going.
No.450814
>>450807what games you play?
No.450815
>>450808straight from the…. you murdered yo flatmates yet?
No.450816
>>450804You should get a leotard and run around Britain.
>>450807Cool blog, Derium.
No.450817
>>450815Not yet, man. Not yet.
No.450818
>>450812I can do your work.
As long as it's an N&T subject.
No.450819
Good evening, gentleposters.
No.450821
>>450811Can two Muus co-exist? I'd imagine you'd be mean to other versions of you, and likewise.
No.450822
>>450818>As long as it's an N&T subject.LOOK, IKTI GETS IT.
>Toki is C&M scum. No.450823
>>450805Interesting lol
>>450810What do you mean?
No.450824
No.450825
>>450819Still should go as her.
No.450826
My computer can't handle this effort, I can't post while playing.
Damn it.
I'll just be lonely in Steam then
>>450812Awh
>>450813I can't add anyone.
Add me instead
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jerashi No.450827
No.450828
>>450816Already got a canvas bag for that.
But I do have a full body suit going to waste.
No.450829
>>450823Tis merely a satirical play on the Ken-sama meme.
No.450830
>>450818mentor activity.
and I do C&M
>>450822i was gonna say hi
but okay then
No.450831
>>450824I was sad.
I did N&T with bonus Economics and IT, you?
>>450825But I don't look it in the SLIGHTEST!
No.450832
i dont want to have conversations but id love some replies
No.450833
>>450821But why would I be!
No.450834
No.450835
>>450830Hi AND okay? Sweet.
Hey Toki!
No.450836
>>450828I'm amazed that bag can hold the fro.
>>450831Do it anyways.
No.450837
>>450829I'm not familiar with that maymay
No.450838
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>>450823tfw no ayase
>>450827Already I has.
>>450830EW
>>450831N&T
WiD
IT
German
No.450839
Board seems slower, I may be at that alco-sweetspot.
>>450833I dunno, seems like to be one to bicker with yourself, and be cute while doing so.
>You're a baka!>No you are!>I swear to god Muu 2>No, you're Muu 2, I'm Muu! No.450840
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Time for wet self rubbings.
No.450841
>>450838It's a sad feel
Hey can I add you back on steam?
No.450842
No.450843
>>450836Canvas bags are the future, plus biodegradable.
I wish they brought hemp back.
That would sought out the plastic bag problem tenfold.
No.450844
>>450837its quite the amusing mayomaise
No.450845
>>450838Hey I gotta work in the public sector, gotta know stuff for that.
>>450835grrr
No.450847
No.450848
>>450843Post-consumer totes and recycled paper bags are probably more eco than canvas. Canvas requires more material and manufacturing for something of the same size and carrying ability.
No.450849
>>450836Not next time.
>>450838Niice.
I wasn't allowed WisD at out school ;~:
>>450840.////////////////////////.
i-ikt pls…
>>450845;~;
No.450851
>>450849I'll just punish you with taxes later in life.
How are you?
No.450852
No.450853
>>450848>>450848Yeah, but it would be good to charge more for canvas bags to reflect the material and manufacturing, but tart them up all pretty so you could use them constantly as a fashion item.
Paper bags are the bomb, but they melt in rain, not good for huge shops.
No.450854
>>450851>I'll just punish you with taxes later in life.I am soooo never gonna vote for you.
I'm okay, Just got home. How 'bout you?
>>450852If I ever do, I'll send pics.
No.450855
>this superior deformity can cut clean through anus because it is folded over a thousand times
EVERYFUCKINGTIME
No.450856
>>450855What is folded?
The deformiy?
The anus?
No.450857
>>450854You don't vote anyway.
Wow that's kinda late, where were you?
super sleepy and doing that mentor thing tomorrow instead.
No.450858
>>450855I'd love a mutant that can withstand 1000 cuts.
No.450859
>>450856The deformity
Fucking a folded ass sounds pretty hard
No.450860
>>450857..Touché.
I was at a friend. Milo, to be exact.
No.450861
Oh hey it's fortune
No.450862
>>450860But nah the party I'd be in actually lowers the entire tax system.
Politics isn't for personal stuff.
Was it fun?
No.450863
>>450839I'd probably solve things~
No.450864
>>450859… that would be the tightest boypussi ever.
Probably worth it.
>>450863Like that kirby game!
Plus, more Muus to pet.
No.450865
if you don't give head ur useless
No.450866
>>450865She's not even putting her jaw into it
Fucking shitty ass bitch
No.450867
>>450861Oh hey it's Soter!
>>450862Yeah, kinda was. Didn't do a lot, though.
No.450868
>>450865I'll gladly eat a girl out
No.450869
>>450866Uhhhmmmm
It's called working the head ?
Geez soto
No.450870
can you do the fandango?
No.450871
>>450869You would know about that you fag
>>450867Sup witchu meng?
No.450872
time to masturbate
No.450873
>>450870Pls Queen,
I've behaved, don't make me clean the living room.
No.450875
>>450867Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted~
I just had a long school day and stuff.
No.450876
>>450871I'm basically an expert tbh
Didn't you suck off a bunch of guys too
>>450868eating pussy rocks
No.450877
>>450872don't tell me that .gif is all it took for you..
No.450878
>>450870Scoot, gib list of people who you'd get a drink after the bet.
>>450871Not much, just got home fro Milo's. Now I'm bored.
You?
>>450875>Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted~Woo!
Oh right, CKVthings
No.450879
>>450874Can I melt in your embrace, please?
No.450881
>>450880Traps count as guys since they have cocks
Did you make him cum cutie ?
No.450882
I lost root.
No.450883
>>450878It fucking sucked so much.
This bosnian guy from class had to present about theo maasen and explain why it was funny, but he just was pretty offended and said he just didnt find it funny but the teacher demanded the thing, it was so awkward x.x
No.450884
No.450885
>>450883Oh man. That's gotta suck.
Haven't heard that name in a LONG time.
No.450886
>>450876It's one of my favorite parts and girls love it, I feel like it isn't the same for them when they suck a dick though.
No.450887
>>450886omg thaat's so true
FOR SOME GIRLS… I agree that most girls don't get the same pleasure… however some girls really do get off on giving head
No.450888
>>450877i get horny really easily ok
No.450889
>>450885Like I'm all for offensive comedy and freedom of speech but he isn't even funny or promoting a real message.
No.450890
>>450889I can't remember, honestly.
No.450891
FULLSTOP
No.450892
I bet soto didn't even make that guy cum
WHAT A LOSER LOL
No.450893
>>450890Good.
Let's forget him.
Let's stick with endless Najib Amhali skits.
No.450894
>>450887I've yet to find a girl who actually likes to do it and doesn't see it as a chore.
No.450895
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4th can,,, and we're good to go.
Oh, I gotta celebrate 4/20, never did.
No.450896
Hi Shadow.
No.450897
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Btw, who would be my OTP here?
No.450898
>>450893Yeaaaah!
>BROODJE, BROODJE!>>450891We telegrams now?
No.450899
No.450900
>>450894Give it time !
Date/fuck more girls and you will run into one… I can't cum from just getting head but its still super fun to see girls get off on sucking cock :3
No.450901
>>450899Which one?
I mean, I write with my left, but pick things up with my right.
No.450902
>>450896I thought you meant you wanted to talk to people here. Now I feel like I made you come here when you didn't want to.
Geez amy.
No.450904
>>450899My left would probably be posher, but my right is a total slut.
No.450905
>amy
Oh god wait was I not supposed to say that
No.450906
>>450902I was coming here anyway, so it's no biggie.
How was your day?
No.450907
>>450905You done goofed.
Well, looks like you didn't.
>>450903Cheers.
>Fortune gets one anyway~ No.450909
>>450900I think my problem is I don't do it enough(mainly because I'm weird with them still)
No.450910
>>450898x3 yeash
You have any favourite comedians?
No.450911
>>450908…Bane?
wha
>>450910Not anymore. Haven't seen any in YEARS.
Najib was always high on the list tho
No.450912
>>450911WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
No.450913
>>450906Bad. I spaghetti'd in class. Froze up and went all red. Shit was nanners. Spent a good long while debating whether this was something I should try and fix or if it was a passing thing related to language that would go away when I moved to an English speaking country, and then whether I was telling myself it was the first baselessly because of my dumb need to blame myself for everything for self-betterment or whether I was telling myself it was the latter as a way of excusing myself from my problems and running away.
My head is a wonderful place.
Other than that, normal day. Went to class, doodled, came back, read. Etc.
Anything to report?
No.450914
Wew just cleaned my computer
No.450915
No.450916
No.450917
>>450914Vacuumed the fans and bought air on spray can-cleaned or just a quick wipe with a towel to clear the dust ontop?
No.450918
>>450912…Because removing it would be very painful…
No.450919
>>450918HE'S A BIG GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
No.450920
>>450914Dat butt.
Dat fishnets.
I need dat in my life.
No.450921
>>450911I always loved Javier Guzman, but he's become too political I think.
Used to be all fun about drug use and adventures.
No.450922
>>450915:3c
>>450917Vacccum and can of air
No.450923
>>450913I can't stop thinking about this thing with Jake and now I'm worried I made a mistake that nobody wants to tell me about. Which is a weird thing to feel. Everything I've done to try and get away from it and just accept that I just got boring has led to more "evidence" that I'm not imagining it and that there is something I'm missing.
No.450924
>>450919HiScoot>>450921I miss the cabaret.
No.450925
>>450920Fishnets are nice~
No.450926
RIP Kuus
Goodnight.
No.450927
>>450923Just wait until your parents move out, go full girl, and see if he comes back.
No.450928
No.450929
>Jake>>450924Hello. FortyTewdz.
No.450930
>I spaghetti'd in class
fucking adorable
brb
No.450931
>>450923No comment. I've intentionally abstained from prying this time. Well, tried to anyway.
Also, is it Lexi he's going out with or did she mean a different Jake or what's up with that
No.450932
>>450924Yuh, just make jokes damnit, the world isn't ending.
No.450933
>>450922Good girl! What case do you have?~
No.450934
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>>450925Butts are better.
No.450935
>>450931Holy fucking shit.
No.450936
>>450930Awkwardness isn't cute IRL though. You've been brainwashed by cartoons and anime.
No.450937
No.450938
>>450936This is mostly true, but there are exceptions.
No.450939
>>450935You gonna talk about something else now and not answer my question
Go ahead.
No.450940
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For the record Lexi's Jake and Prof are not one and the same.
Coicidence of naming.
No.450941
>>450939He just said it was an internet thing, and that a girl was involved. It all makes sense now.
No.450942
>>450937Yush.
More happy times ahead.
No.450943
No.450944
>>450942>More happy times ahead.Wink wink.
No.450945
>>450940>>450941Hah.
Was that what you were HFSing at? Pfft.
No.450946
No.450947
>>450943I trust you. Okay. So it's just a sick coincidence.
Seriously, fuck God. That guy's too much like me.
No.450948
>>450946TALKING TO AMY, SCOOT
Holy fucking shitting.
Doesn't read as well when it's spelled out.
No.450950
Mamipls .///.
>>450942Whatcha gonna do?
No.450951
>>450944Nuhuh
>>450950Be positive minded~
You too?
No.450952
>>450947I always have the infos. Its my job.
>>450948That could have been more clear you castoff.
No.450953
>>450927He won't. I fucked up and he's done with it.
>>450945Yes. It seems God is just enjoying watching me squirm.
No.450955
>>450951Shh. Whatever happens in the hotel room at the anime con will not make anyone think less of you.
No.450956
No.450958
>>450953Then find someone else. I'm sure there's other dudes in Britain. Go for
Echo.
No.450959
>>450955>>450955>>450955>>450957Sense, this makes none.
>>450954The thing you're doing!
No.450960
>>450926Rip Princess Kitty Cat of Sour Gummy Worms ;_;
>>450933APEVIA X-DISCOVERY-AL Silver Steel ATX
It's old and I completely hate it now
>>450934Boobs>butts
No.450961
>>450949I'm not shy. I just don't do well when my head's in English and I read in English and try to develop myself in English and then people talk at me in Spanish and I'm expected to just change gears like that and not have any of my fancy words or literary quotes or expressions on hand.
But why am I telling you this you piece of shit go touch yourself to blushing guys or something god
>>450953Ah well.
Why'd you break up?
No.450962
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>>450955I'll sleep on the floor if that'd be the case.
>>450956Why?
No.450963
>>450962I have some problems which I'm not sure I can fix.
No.450964
>>450959I am the master of the written verse. It need not make sense, but look eloquent.
No.450965
>>450954Can I stab you?
>>450958Taken, isn't he? And back home right?
>>450961I don't know. He said there's a girl. I'm trying to piece things together.
No.450966
>>450962You wouldn't share a bed with Fortune and be his girlfriend for the night?
No.450968
>>450963Gotta keep trying though, or accept the problems and learn to live with them.
>>450966Nuhuh
No.450969
im tired, and i really fancy a nice long soak, but i have no bath ;_;
No.450970
>>450965Hmm.
I'm trying to think of other Brits that would go for a "girl" but all the rest seem to just be cock sucking homolords.
No.450971
>>450965Are you not looking too far into things, maybe?
No.450972
No.450973
>>450964Nono. You're currently like the Neru of Semantics.
>>450968Or stop.
>>450967THE THING WHERE YOU LINK ME A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIMES IN ONE POST!
No.450974
>>450928Foot long or die.
No.450975
It just struck me how many brits we have.
>>450960Looks like a spaceship
If you're looking for a new one I can recommend Corsair and their cases. I have one of their Carbide Air cases currently, I love that all the wiring and cables are put away in the seperate side of the case.
No.450976
>>450967Like I'd blush for some fucking bummer on the internet.
No.450977
>>450973My rhetoric is surpassable by none.
No.450978
If you don't give head ur useless
No.450979
>>450977It's also incomprehensible by me.
No.450980
No.450981
>>450970Aren't most of them bi? Except qt I mean. But he squicks me out so ehhh.
>>450971I blame /x/. It's got me looking for depth or meaning where there is none.
No.450982
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I'm a bit err… drunk?
Show me where to do the most good.
No.450983
>>450972Why would I?
>>450973Stop wat?
No.450984
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>>450976Was your steam name "ikt"?
No.450985
>>450979I wouldn't expect a Calvinist to understand.
No.450986
sorry meant to spoiler friends
No.450987
>>450975My next case is going to be a fish tank with all the water cooling~
>>450982Play dota drunk
No.450988
>>450981Well there's Doots. :^)
>>450983Fun, I guess.
No.450989
>>450976I know your whole thing is insulting me, and I can live with it.
But hold back sometimes ;~;
>>450973HMMPH
FINE
DONE
No.450990
No.450991
>>450981It's only human.
>>450984No, that's
>>450838 No.450992
>>450965I….uh…if it'll make you happy!
No.450994
>>450989>implying I haven't been holding back this entire timeSrsly? You dumbass.
No.450995
>>450987Yes sir. I'll pick Tiny.
No.450996
>>450983Stop caring about problems and see how long I can keep going till someone stops me.
>>450985>Faith.Pls go.
>>450989Don't stop talking with me though!
I'd rather have 25 links per post than none at all!
No.450997
hello
No.450998
Loco is worst at insults.
>>450996No.
No.450999
>>450991Oh sorry, I looked at the tripcodes quickly and didn't see they were different.
My bad
No.451001
No.451002
i need to stop this
No.451003
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Pompadours, nuff said.
>>450997We meet again, in glorious states of being.
No.451005
You're a poo!
No.451006
>>450982Bed, Scanz
>>450987Oh I've seen that before, quite neat. Take pictures if you do so. Also link to dota profile, I've slowly picked it up again. I'm sick and tired of Axe Sniper and Troll every game tho.
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No.451008
>>450988He's actually kind of like a brother to me. Maybe a flirty gay best friend. Except not full-homo. But pretty homo. I'd hate to jeopardize that.
No.451009
>>450988How is it fun?
>>450996You're so irresponsible.
No.451010
>>451008>not full-homoPfffthahahah.
No.451011
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No.451012
>>450995Get someone to play Centaur Warrunner with you if you go Tiny. Wombo combo toss into chain stun
>>451006It's been awhile since I've played but
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/26496555/records?date= No.451013
>>451000>>451001how is it going, fortune?
>>451003What?
>>451004no way
No.451014
>>451005Loco confirmed for best at insults.
>>451007Heyva!
>>451009Yup…
No.451015
>>451009Dunno. Seems like something you'd want.
No.451016
>>451001DON'T HEY ME!!!!!
No.451017
Neko give me your Sherlock girl folder.
No.451018
No.451019
>>451013I'm okay, bit bored.
You?
>>451016 No.451020
>>450991It's just one painful coincidence after another. Has been since yesterday. Maybe even sooner. I just want to know for certain there isn't a pattern there.
No.451021
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No.451022
>>451012Fuck that, we need to do something different.
Tiny and Anti Mage.
Toss and cut.
Stun and drop the bomb.
Blink away like a boss.
You want to work on your carry game, right?
>>451013Meaning, I'm drunk and I see you baby.
No.451023
>>451020Don't be vague. Talk.
No.451026
No.451027
>>451017Not here
>>451018hello anon
>>451022I'm not a baby!
>>451024Hmm?
No.451028
>>451023No. Because then I need to get into the part where God is doing it to show me something and that is just gonna make me look like I've lost it.
No.451029
>>451014So you wouldn't be for my party anyway.
We demand individuals to take own action.
>>451015Whyy x.x
No.451030
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>>451027*rasp*
You know what i mean.
How be you?
No.451031
>not to mention all that amy baggage.
No.451032
>>451029>effeminate Dutch dude and Dutch trapSeems fitting.
No.451033
>>451028Amy, let's do some fucked up things.
No.451034
>>451021How Eva do?
>>451027I heard you're cute, is this true?
No.451035
>>451027I was running away while crying trying to guilt trip you into posting hand.
No.451036
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>>451031More baggage means more improvised weapons.
No.451037
>>450994Awwww, you have been?
♥
No.451038
>>451025Wahahahaha~
>>451026I'm doing rather swell, yourself?
>>451034Good tonight, how about you?
No.451039
>>451030I'm good just watching some videos
what about you?
>>451034No.
>>451035Not gonna work. why do you want my hand?
No.451040
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>>451022I can't play right now >.<
I'm trying to be productive till later tonight
No.451041
>>451029What party?
>>451032>>effeminate Dutch dude and Dutch trapAm I effeminate or a trap?
>>451038I'm okay, a bit bored.
Actually a lotta bored.
No.451042
>>451031More like a shipping container, really…
No.451043
>>451012Nice WR on Rhasta. Also good to see another Centaur player.
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/29267730 No.451044
>>451027Invite sent.
…feel free to ignore though.
>>451028That's pretty dumb.
No.451045
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>>451040Lets be unproductive!!!
>>451042-hugs amy-
No.451046
No.451047
>>451039Listening to music, need more to do.
Something in a burst. Etc.
>>451038*drill hair intensifies*
>>451040You're posting in aneki, you got nothing mang.
No.451048
>>451032Except that I'm not looking for a quickie nor ever will.
>>451041VNL, Voor Nederland.
Classic Liberalism.
More right than VVD, not as radical as PVV.
No.451049
>>451039I don't have a really reason, just do.
No.451050
>>451048What are you, gay?
No.451052
>>451044I can try to gather up all the thoughts into one place if that's something you'd be interested in…
>>451045*uneasy hugs*
No.451053
>I'm sick of Sniper/Troll every game though.THIIIIIS
>>451046…How even?
>>451048Dunno what most of that means anymore.
No.451054
>>451047Best part of that is if you get Shizune, you basically get drill hair for free. =3=
No.451055
>>451043Can I have a link to your page? :3c
>>451045No I'm not gonna let you cyber me!
>>451047Pffft posting here for now. About to get off and do some stuff
No.451056
>>451052Not really, I just wanted to know specifically why you thought The Almighty was conspiring against you.
No.451057
>>451053You seem effeminate. Not in appearance but personality.
No.451058
>>451054Like a dumb bastard, I gone with the armless girl.
I thought she be cool, but no, she's cold and stuff… and retarded and stuff.
>>451055Breakfast on butt… nnnnnnnhhhhhhh….
No.451059
>>451055thats fucking disgusting
imagine all the grease getting into her bootyhole
No.451060
>>451049WHy do you do all these things for no reason
No.451061
>>451057Wouldn't say I am. But I'm not very manly/masculine, I guess.
No.451062
Imma sleep
Weltrusten
>>451050Yeah?
bi to be precise.
>>451053I dont even mind you not voting..
Just stay with your good stuff~
No.451063
>>451056No, no, things going tits up was all my fault. I think God is trying to explain what went wrong. Or make fun of me. Honestly I think it's the latter but you can never really be sure when God is involved.
No.451064
>>451061Fair enough.
>>451062Nothing, nothing.
Sleep well, Dude.
No.451065
>>451058She's the resident stoner in that game.
>>451062Nini qt ♥
No.451066
>>451062Cheers, and nite!
No.451067
No.451068
fortune seem effeminate is because he wants attention from trap loving faggots
Grossest 16 year old EU
No.451069
>>451041I know this feel, it suuucks to be bored~
No.451071
>>451065Makes a lot of sense why I gravitated to her.
I seem to attract/attracted to stoners.
>>451068Robin banks, best trap.
No.451073
>Flagless Anon.>>451067And Troll should get some major Nerf.
>>451064Also, would you mind telling me how I am effeminate? I've been called that before.
>>451069It's the worst feeling, for me.
No.451074
>>451063Still pretty dumb. And vague. Talking about God is kind of fedora, Amy.
No.451075
>>451038I'm doin alright. Haven't really done much today though
>>451039:/ really?
No.451077
Rin best Katawa and you can shut your mouths
No.451078
No.451079
>>451058All you need is some coffee~
>>451059Eat out her asshole with some maple syrup
>>451067I need to start playing more carries >.<
>>451076Stop that you aren't Luka
No.451081
>>451077that blonde track runner slut girl is best though
i just can't remember her name..
No.451083
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>>451078"extravert ass slut"
okay.
No.451084
>>451072Can I though? Can I REALLY?
No.451085
>>451080I wanted to do things with you if you wereI bet you actually are.. No.451086
>>451081…Emi's Blonde?
Can't remember.
No.451087
>>451074Yeah, I'm probably just grasping at straws.
No.451088
>>451073Hard to explain. Just how you act. Not saying it's innately bad, just commenting on how you seem.
No.451089
>>451086Light Brown, whatever.
No.451091
>>451088I'm not taking it as an insult or anything.
No.451092
If you don't know who I am you're a retard
No.451093
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>>451071Yet you didn't enjoy her?
>>451073For all. D:
>>451075As long as you're doing well. ^^
>>451077Hard to argue, but still.
No.451094
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FEDORA? LOCO'S LIFE
No.451095
Fortune is more robotic than feminine
No.451097
nerd shit coming through
>>451073Major, no. Minor perhaps. It is not dota culture to just nerf shit because it's strong. Icefrog is good at letting the community figure out what is strong. Deathball push is no longer meta, ratting is not as strong as it used to be etc. since people figure out how to play against it. In League, Riot just nerfs what the community screams is OP, resulting in a stale meta that never changes. Dota is very fluid in that sense, at least compared to its competitors.
>>451079I love supporting but leaving the carry role to randoms means you are powerless if they fuck up
At least as a carry you can try to farm up. Lifestealer is my go-to carry if I have to.
No.451098
>Guys, I'm posting anonymously and without a flag simply because I want people to mis-guess who I am so I can feel relevant for once.
>pls response oh god I need attention
No.451099
>>451090I'll get my answers anyway. I don't need to keep guessing.
No.451100
>>451093Really? Thought that was just me.
>>451095Robotic…?
No.451101
No.451102
mfw
No.451103
>>451100You lack emotion when you talk.
No.451104
He's an ugly 16 year old lol
No.451105
>>451093I did and didn't.
It's a err… buddy thing.
No.451106
>>451097Yeah, Major is wrong.
That's true, but I haven't seen anything work well against Trolls.
>>451098>>451098>>451098>>451098>>451101>>451103Thought it was something like that, I can hardly disagree.
No.451107
No.451108
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>>451095Colbs is more feminine than dinosaur?
I'm not good at this…
>>451100Boredom will kill us all in the end, it's the major reason immortality would blow.
>>451105Ah~
No.451110
No.451111
It's Bebop.
No.451112
>>451106he's picked in pro play too, so eventually they will figure something out.
>>451104hue
No.451113
>>451108I'm not really more feminine than anyone really
No.451114
>>451102She's voiced by Kristen Schaal? Gross.
No.451115
>>451109I'm talking to him about it.
No.451116
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No.451117
>>451112Yeah.. Suggestions?
No.451118
>>451093Eva <3
>>451097I normally half carry as a support like Shadow Shaman. Need to find a good full carry character for me
No.451119
>>451111It's not me, get Luka to confirm if you want. I don't post flagless anymore, just anon.
No.451120
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>>451116It's so cold. Surgical. Like talking to the consultant psychiatrist. It's just words.
No.451121
OH MY GOD GIVE THE FLAGLESS ANON ATTENTION!!!!
;~; I wanted that attention.
No.451122
>>451098lol wtf that doesn't even make sense
Maybe I feel like chatting without using my name?
also you need to take a break lol
No.451123
>paying attention to blood chan
No.451124
No.451125
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No.451126
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>>451120Wonder who that sounds like.
Scratch that, I almost always come across as angry. Whatevs.
No.451127
So the menu for today is Chinese Food and Mimosas
Feelin classy today
No.451128
>thinking I'm blood chan
No.451129
>>451127>Chinese food>classy No.451130
tfw cabbage farts
No.451131
>blood chan thinks you're ugly
Crying.
No.451132
>chinese
>classy
No.451133
No.451135
>>451133*hug*
There is no need to be upset
No.451136
SOTO YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME
Did you make that guy cum ?
The guy whose cock you sucked on ?
No.451137
>>451127Did you even get crab puffs? ky if you didnt
No.451138
>>451110An endless library and immortality though would be niice~
>>451113Lies~
>>451118♥
No.451139
>>451130Thanks for sharing that I guess.
No.451140
>>451135AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.451141
>>451117Axe isn't bad. Taunt goes through bkb. A lich/bristle offlane can entirely deny him farm unless he goes jungling, in which case you can walk in and kill him with proper wards.
>>451118Luna is a great carry for other things than just auto attacking things to death. Jugger/Slark are also extremely safe picks but I don't find either very fun.
>>451136Of course he did
No.451143
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>>451126Well, he's never giving me anything. Guess I'll look for peace in other avenues.
No.451144
>>451141It's just a funny thought
Some guy dresses up in tacky girl clothes for one night as an excuse to dump a load in a gross chinks tummy lol
No.451145
>>451138How are you doing today? ^^
>>451141I was thinking of being a cunt and being Weaver
No.451146
>>451138…Does it have wifi?
>>451141I have no complaints about Axe.
No.451147
Im Luna!~
No.451148
>>451140Sssssssshhhhhhhhh <3
No.451149
>>451084can you what?
>>451082hi mami
>>451085I dunno maybe
No.451150
>>451149>no purrWHAT'S THE GOD DAMN POINT
No.451151
>>451147False Luna?
I remember telling you I don't know who you are the other day.
>>451149I don't even. NO I can't even.
No.451152
>>451144Arousal is a curious thing.
>>451145Also a solid choice, Weaver is so lovely independant on good supports. Also works for offlane if you want.
>>451146I have complaints when he's on the enemy team.
No.451153
Night y'all.
No.451154
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
In that mood now.
No.451155
so like, i have crazy adware all over firefox and chrome but IE works fine
do scripts even work on IE?
fml
No.451156
No.451158
>>451155that pic gave me nostalgia
No.451159
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>>451158the good ol' days when boo was a nigger cat
No.451160
>>451159its all down hill from here isn't it, tp
No.451161
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>>451145Pretty good for now, yourself?
>>451146Well, if it didn't, I'd make sure it does by the time I'm in it.
No.451162
No.451163
>>451160You're already pretty much at the bottom
No.451164
>>451155check your extensions in chrome, sometimes they're just in there and removing them solves the problem
>>451156Unreal amounts of initiation while shitting out damage.
No.451165
Boo I'm gonna go ahead and say you've hit rock bottom.
No.451167
>>451165Beat you to it :3
No.451168
>>451165rock bottom implies he can't get worse
No.451169
No.451170
>>451160what they said i guess
No.451171
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>>451143Can't expect much from e-romances, I guess. Also other people are dumb and should be avoided at all costs.
No.451172
>>451149you dunno maybe wanna do things?
No.451173
He can get worse
More Malignant
MORE CANCEROUS
No.451174
>>451161Right you are!
>>451164Decrease spinchance by a bit.
Remove cooldown.
No.451175
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>>451164i haven't really messed with chrome cause i don't really use it
but i completely wiped firefox and no dice
No.451176
Milo has rocks in his bottom.
No.451177
>>451150you can have catfaice
>>451151wat
>>451172who are you tho??
No.451178
No.451179
U O E N O
No.451180
>>451178first person to ask about a penis
No.451181
>>451177This is the worst.
No.451183
>>451180It's totally so I can call them a fag for posting it
Yeah, that's it
No.451184
You ain't e'een know it
No.451185
>>451177I don't even and I can't even, duh.
No.451186
>>451152I need to find a good item build for carry as well
>>451161Doing pretty good. Happiness levels rising ^^
No.451187
>>451185shush
you're making no sense
No.451188
>>451176He stopped posting.
No.451189
No.451190
it's alright colbert i like to know whose dicks are in my dick folder too
No.451191
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>>451171I see that now. I mean for at least the next week I'm gonna be so over that whole looking for someone thing.
No.451192
>>451188This saddens the loco.
No.451193
It's just some random guy I fucked lol
No.451194
No.451195
>>451187Do you even? Huh? Punk?
No.451196
>>451190
>not saving them with their names initiallyIt's like people want to forget
No.451197
>>451194no thanks loco
>>451195No, I don't think I do
No.451198
>>451191Pleeeeeeeease don't go for SWK.
No.451199
>>451174Bringing back the manacost on blink would be my preferred change. He's str based and has little mana. blink having a cost would mean he cant just mindlessly fap the entire map around once he has blink.
>>451175i had a sneaky one once, had installed itself in disguise as a program, something soemthing microsoft so i didnt think much of it
>>451186there's no static build, you just have to figure out if you need a bkb early or you can afford building towards farming even more
also keep posting those lovely lewds
No.451200
No.451201
>>451194million dollar watch an
U O E N O
No.451202
>>451174Awesome part of being immortal, interest rates on all the money you have. presuming the banks stay working.
>>451186Awesome. ^^
No.451203
>>451197Wow you don't? How do you sleep at night?
No.451204
AND NOW IGNORED.
WHY DO I CHASE THE SHITTERS.
No.451205
>>451193nah it's definitely some poster's dick
i have that one too
>>451196that's way too much effort
No.451206
>>451192Really?
>>451199I can't remember blink having mana.
What was the cost?
>>451202Of course, of course.
No.451207
No.451208
>>451204I will never understand
>>451205It's just typing a word tho
No.451209
>>4511996 divine raipers
>>451202I hope your night is awesome <3
No.451210
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>>451206It's disappointing. More people are better.
Is this what sad means, father? Though I perform my tasks with superhuman capacity, you never programmed me to understand the human emotions. I fear I misuse the terminology.
No.451211
>>451204Develop a personality you boring loser lol
>>451205Disagree my lord
Initially saw this on grindr
No.451212
>>451208ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU'RE THE WORST OF THE SHITTERS.
No.451213
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>>451199yeah i think this one was bundled into a fake norton update or something
i've been reading up on it and apparently it scatters its exe's all over your computer
fun stuff
>>451208typing takes too long with one hand
No.451214
here's some (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) 's put them to good use
>>45120675 mana. 'somewhat' recent change as in about a year or so ago.
>>451209viable on any hero
No.451215
>>451206FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTUUUUUUUNE
No.451216
>>451210True, true.
I hate it when I see good newposters leave.
>>451214Cheers~
>>451215Heya, Heya!
No.451217
I sorta hate fortune because he makes me feel like I'm hanging out with a bunch of little kids
No.451218
>>451198Tempted to just because you said not to.
No.451219
>>451211Oh.
Hey 10X, put your flag back on.
No.451220
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
Am I doing it right?
No.451223
>>451212And I still don't know why you chased me
>>451213Oh right, I got you on that one
No.451224
>>451213there's some way to figure out when i saved this by the file numbers
don't know how though
but i saved it right around when i saved yoghurt to give you a timeline
No.451225
 | Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>451221Rolling to fuck your untrained ass.
No.451226
>>451216Communism is bad.
>>451221I'm 12 and what is this.
No.451227
>>451206:3
>>451209So far it is. ♥
No.451228
I'm also 12. And multiple people.
No.451229
>>451222What's the worst that could happen?
No.451230
>>451224It also had the date in the filename
No.451231
>>451217>hating the best dutch posternot sure how this is possible tbh
No.451232
>>451224Right click the file, check its last modified date.
No.451233
>>451198He's smart and very Aerislike.
What's not to love?
No.451234
>>451223Probably because you're a smart, funny, handsome, entertaining man and I'm lucky to have you love me?
No.451236
>>451226How so?
>>451227What's the first thing you'd do if you were to obtain immortality right now?
No.451237
>>451234Eeeeehhhhh… sounds made up
No.451238
>>451225No fuck you.
>>451226Same.
>>451228Same.
No.451239
>>451233Amy'll mess with his head and he's too autism to fix it.
No.451240
>>451214I'm super rusty though so it'll take me awhile to pick up a carry
>>451220Nailed it
No.451241
ON THE WEST COAST WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW THREAD MATH TRIVIA
No.451242
>>451235You really think I'd chase after him?
No.451243
No.451245
>>451233You answered your own question.
>>451236Look at the track record.
It has yet to affect a country positively.
No.451246
>>451237Shut up you dumb faggot, I love you.
No.451247
>>451241God damn it boo…
4:20
No.451248
 | Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>>451238Your insults just get me harder.
Case in point.
>>451240Is what I do, babe.
No.451249
No.451250
>>451213classic. yeah it's mean, a friend of mine had to reinstall windows after adware wouldnt allow him to do anything
>>451240i'd love to play but my ping on US is atrocious
No.451251
>>451245I dunno the track record.
No.451252
>>451248Then why did you roll lower?
No.451253
>>451219no
also take my suggestion pls or get a job or something you're so worthless it hurts my mind that you exist
No.451254
>>451242You've been flirting at him.
No.451255
>not using a 24 hour format
No.451256
>>451234>>451246So that's what that looks like. It's disgusting.
No.451258
>>451239Or he'll appreciate a gal like Amy taking an interest in him, and he'll become a more confident person for it. He'd serve her. He seems like the type.
No.451259
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>>451254Because it's fucking funny.
No.451260
>>451257Nigga you gonna let me hit that or what?
No.451261
No.451262
>>451230i don't see that but i totally forgot i could check the properties
oh december 2012
what a great time
probably thought the threads were going to shit back then
>>451232yeah i'm an idiot thanks
>>451250i might have to do that actually
my brother already looked at it and he's like a computer expert
gonna give him another shot first
No.451263
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>>451258Alright Kanra, I was gonna ask Knight this but you seem more fun.
Pills or spills?
No.451264
>10XOh okay it's micro dick
suddenly not bothered by hurtful comments
>>451258Oooooor Amy will end up hurting him as is the way and he'll lose all self confidence.
Or or or maybe maybe maybe.
>>451259Hmph.
Find someone else, though. He's 2nice.
No.451265
>>451258SWK has man tits and a dick that doesn't work.
And like 30.
I doubt that's Amy's type.
No.451266
damn totally didn't want to post grim but i'm tired of switching to large icons
No.451267
>>451253lol you're so fucking pathetic.
But it's nice to see you too, how have you been?
>>451256I've given you a taste of it before.
It's the worst right?
No.451268
>>451264I'm not gonna break Knight. I'm not gonna break anybody.
No.451269
>>451248Finish all your cans?
>>451250sadface ;_;
>>451257Have you smoked in TC yet?
>>451262Ayy it's Grim
No.451270
>>451262ye i'd do a lot to avoid having to reinstall too. takes ages man.
post some funny caps?
No.451271
>>451260you get a hit for being a real nigga who responds to multi link posts
>>451269like 20 times
we should tc tonight
No.451272
>>451268Just find a nice Scottish girl to sleep with. It's better than e-sex anyway.
No.451273
>>451267I need to work harder at redirecting it.
No.451274
whats that one video of clips of kenny from the walking dead set to "nuclear" from MGS:PP?
No.451275
Lol my cock is 7.5 inches
I can't go balls deep in most girls so yeah
>>451267Wrong
You are pathetic… I have an adult life where I work and have relationships and stuff, I'm not gonna ask how you've been because I already know
No.451276
>>451272erin's body is ready.
No.451277
>>451263Neither, you baka. What pills?
>>451264He seems like he needs a little emotional excitement in his life, anyways. It all comes down to whether or not they like each other, and if that's the case, then there's no reason why they shouldn't give it a try. He'd serve her.
>>451265Is this true?
No.451278
>>451275POST IT
POSSSTTTTT ITTTTT
No.451279
in other good computer news, i'm no longer banned from 4chan cause i turned my modem off for more than a day
>>451270this IE shit is killing me
all my caps are outdated and irrelevant
nothing of recent memory is worth capping though
No.451280
>>451272I could always give Probably another shot.
No.451281
>>451278Ask Tsuchi he has it saved and jerks off to it a lot
No.451282
>>451281tsuchi doesnt like me :(
No.451283
>>451277He's 29 and with Klinefelter's.
No.451284
>>451277I was mistaken… I'll ask SWK.
No.451285
>>451282If you ask him nicely he might
You can both jerk off to my cock together :3
No.451286
7.5 inches
No.451287
>>451285no thank you i'm straight
No.451288
>>451269you don't play matchmaking?
>>451279LOL download opera.
i'm still curious to see what kinda shit you got lying about.
No.451289
No.451290
>>451288>download operaNever.
No.451291
>>451275How's it feel to know you're addicted to drugs, got kicked out of your mother's home because she hated you, look like a fat fuck who got bullied in highschool and you compensate for it now by acting like "Hurr swag" not to add you're a compulsive liar and are desperate for attention, you're an ultimate fail trap, your cock looks like someone slammed a hammer on a finger.
But you don't have to answer that, because unlike you, I try to keep our relationship civil.
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>>451236Clearly the best answer to this is become the Batman.
Really though probably do things in the eye of the public that defy death entirely, so that when I vanish to said library it will leave stories and rumors of me in the world until hundreds to thousands of years have passed and then I'll come back out and fuck with things again.
Y'know, make them really wonder if I'm real or not. =3= The abridged version of Freeza 's idea, basically. Minus the blowing planets up.
MaybeBathing in a volcano sounds fun too.
No.451293
>>451283ew.
>>451284That'd probably be best.
No.451294
Has it not been compared to a swollen thumb?
>>451277It's rarely that simple. Amy tends to go all in, come what may.
>>451280Who?
Also no offense for the above thing. <3
No.451295
>>451293His dick don't work.
No.451296
>>451288i might have to do that
think i'm going to buy a mac lol
i have tons of caps of people that mostly no longer post
No.451297
>>451294It's been nothing about that.
No.451298
brb boys
No.451299
MOM TP POSTED IT AGAIN
No.451300
>>451294The cute schizophrenic girl I met in Aberdeen.
No.451301
>>451289:3
>>451291text wall :3
I have my own apartment, it's huge and it's 1200 a month
You are still unemployed and having your parents pay your way right little guy ?
No.451302
>>451299i wasn't even completely sure if that's what was being requested
No.451303
Oh Damami beat me to it.
It really is nice to feel better than people on the internet.
>>451297And here is now.
What you saying though.
>>451300Go for it.
No.451304
>>451292>Bathing in volcanoes.I'll add invulnerability to that, then.
>Rumors and stories about meWhich will end up in the library, so you can make the greatest myth of all time.
No.
You'd BE the greatest myth!
No.451306
>>451302when are we meeting up and getting destroyed
No.451307
>>451294Just a thought experiment.
>>451295That's depressing.
No.451309
+he
No.451310
Talk down to me when I could proabably buy everything in your house right now at above retail lol
I'll buy your fucking car and junk it lol
No.451311
>>451306don't you live in socal?
i don't see myself going there anytime soon
No.451313
>>451310Shut the hell up, potato sack.
No.451314
Statements regarding wealth lose credibility when you lie about your cock size, Murder.
No.451316
>>451293You're right, he was a lot more fun.
>>451303I dunno… seems cruel. I'll file that thought away for now.
No.451317
>potato sack
No.451318
but isnt murder just bloodchan
No.451319
>>451310why are you murdering
No.451320
>>451303I meant to say
it's been nothing BUT that.
>>451301>>451310LOL
You're a fucking idiot.
Enjoy your life and your misplaced illusions of grandeur, you pathetic waste of space.
No.451321
Murder is a delusional cunt and I love it.
No.451322
>>451316Not like I care or anything but what did he say?
No.451323
>>451316How would it be cruel? Spend time with her if you enjoy it. Try not to overcomplicate things and it'll turn out fine.
Same applies to anyone you like.
No.451324
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>>451269Yep.
No.451325
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>>451304Mhm, that was part of the plan.
Also yeah, invulnerability needs to be added, or else whomever you give immortality to will just go nutso from losing so much over time that they'd just take a rocket to the Sun or something in order to erase them self.
xP
No.451326
>>451314so much wrong with this post lol
also who the fuck are you actually… I've never even seen before or talked to you
>>451313Was that an attempted insult ?
Or you just wanted a way to say hi to me… ?
No.451327
I liked SWK. Where's he hiding?
No.451328
>>451327On mlpchan trying to always ship posters together into having sex or writing fanfics about the shippings,
No.451329
>>451326potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack potato sack
No.451330
>>451322Both.
>>451323I'll be trying hard not to like anybody for a while.
No.451331
Never heard of SWK… I think.
>>451325Yeah, absolutely.
Sounds like a hellish way to live.
No.451332
>>451330What a gentleman.
No.451333
>>451331He's never posted in our threads.
No.451334
o boi here we goe
>>451290Safari then l0l
>>451296o shit jumping the apple train
i won an ipad during some christmas thing at my work. thought of keeping it but realized i'd never use it.
i'd like to believe I know/have seen most of the older posters so find a random one.
No.451335
>>451320damami it seems as though you are upset my dear
You didn't answer my question about mommy and daddy supporting you because they still are I'm guessing ?
Do you PLAN ON growing up at some point or are you just waiting for them to cut you off ?
>>451317first outfit I bought and was excited to share
about 5lbs overweight there, pic is almost 2 years old
No.451336
>>451330You get yourself into these things consciously, it's not like your emotions run away with you.
But I'm lecturing. Slapping myself. Ignore me.
No.451337
>>451334Stop spelling "lol" like that.
It makes me think you're GarEE.
No.451338
Cans finished, what do?
No thingy to do. Maybe sleepycast to listen to.
No.451339
>>451331It really does, you basically need to find some peaceful state of mind or you will likely lose your mind in time.
No.451340
>>451326You're embarrassing yourself. So stop talking.
>>451328What a weirdo.
No.451341
which button on my keyboard do i press to flirt with user Iinchō !DEvaF.mFtw
No.451342
>>451332It's his job as resident hedonist. Apparently.
>>451336You really don't believe a word I say, huh?
No.451343
>>451334i can't see previews so just picked one that says "oops"
No.451344
>>451342I take it into account.
No.451345
>>451342What do you want out of this year?
No.451346
>>451335>>LOL YOU'RE SO MAD I MADE YOU MADMy parents don't support me, and unlike you I have a pleasant relationship with my family.
Good to know you ignored every single valid point I had on your autism.
Although I missed a few.
When are you going to kill yourself, friend-o?
No.451347
fuck i can't even expand images with this shitty browser
No.451348
>>451329That's not even insulting to me lol
>>451340You linked me snuggle bunny
I would never talk to you by choice lol
No.451349
>>451340I've always found him strange as hell. I think the whole "trying to get posters to have sex" gets his jollies off because of the aforementioned "his dick don't work" part.
No.451350
>>451333Makes sense, then.
>>451339Then again, would you accept the gift of immortality?
No.451351
>>451347I giggled at that cap.
No.451352
>>451344Well it isn't like I pick somebody as a target or anything. It's true that I could do more to stop things moving as quickly as they do when they *ARE* chosen, but it isn't a conscious thing. I don't go looking for them.
>>451345Not much.
No.451353
>>451337fuck did garee do that? i've been doing that shit for years.
>>451343hm not sure wtf is going on there
No.451354
>>451348POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK POTATO SACK
I'm doing this to impress my boyfriend. No hard feelings? No.451355
>TFW you find out your dick is bigger than avarage
ALso, hi thread
No.451356
>>451346So ur on welfare then ?
also you sucked my cock endlessly trying to get me to like you… Incredibly fun to see you try and be cool now when you used to literally cry over me lol
No.451357
>>451353He just spammed "LOL" all the time.
No.451358
>>451347Oh I remember these times…
No.451359
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>>451353i guess i posted my trip or something
most of my caps are stupid
No.451360
>>4513553 inches is not above average
No.451361
>>451348Not to me. Everything you are saying in this thread is just you digging your own grave. You're acting like a crazy fucking narcissist. Get off your high horse, stop talking down to people, come back when you've stopped foaming at the mouth.
No.451362
Woah now,
>>451321, you can call me a lot of things, but calling me 10x is crossing the line
No.451363
>>451355Fortune said you quit!
<33333
No.451364
Or I was wrong.
>>451355Can this go on my list of things I want to forget?
Which sounds like the worst list to ever make.
No.451366
>>451358i guess that was when fuji was defending eva after hating him
or before
can't really remember
No.451367
>>451365The same thing I want every year - happiness or death.
No.451369
>>451362I couldn't think of a better insult.
No.451371
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No.451372
>>451367AMy, gonna pester you before sleepytime.
No.451373
I wonder if Murder traps as well as 10x
No.451374
>>451364Sorry Fort, didn't mean to scar you
>>451363I don't quit things, I take breaks, did you miss me coco loco, cuty
I don't even know what you look like No.451376
>>451352You go with it regardless.
No.451377
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>>451350Probably. I'm aware of how painful it will be mentally and whilst it may be tortuous for a long time. I believe I can find a way to disconnect myself enough to stop the pain someday.
No.451378
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No.451381
>trying to be a trap when youre fat
No.451383
>>451357oh. i think i use l0l and lol differently without thinking much of it.
>>451359you've been drunk like half the time you were here so half of your caps are probably drunk you thinking something stupid was funny
that's my expert analysis anyway
No.451384
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>451371OH SHIT, SECOND WIND
No.451385
>>451367I hope you find the former this year.
At least for as long as you can.
No.451395
>>451372Okay. Why?
>>451376Yes. That one is a conscious choice. Sort of? I never really think about it or connect all the dots until it's all said and done.