No.455260[Last 50 Posts]
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No.455266
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No.455267
<3 luka
No.455268
>>455264I did unfortunately, I find myself purposely watching people/animals die horrifically so I'm reminded to value my life. Its a sick thing I do from time to time, I hate it but its effective.
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No.455270
>>455268Well ain't you a little goth kid.
No.455271
Then we decided to have fun
No.455272
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>>455270I am, or at least consider myself one.
No.455273
>>455272Sorry I went and made some food and took pills. Did you and the hubby watch American Sniper?
No.455274
>>455273We have not, I dont really care for those kinds of movies anyway. Also its fine.
No.455275
Someone stole all the snow
No.455276
>>455274Ah fair enough. See any good horror movies recently?
No.455277
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>>455276The last time I saw a decent horror movie was cabin in the woods, and that was a long time ago. So no none recently, have you?
No.455278
omfg being this ill is just not on. Fuck you body.
No.455279
>>455278I'm sorry you're still not feeling well Scoots a poot.
No.455280
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No.455281
>>455280*pets soothingly*
No.455282
HELLO
No.455283
>>455279>Lel blogging.Uh it sucks. I threw a sickie yesterday. and I have today "off". gonna go to the doctors in a min and spend the day just semi-sleeping on various surfaces.
Hows best mermaid?
No.455284
meow
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No.455286
>>455283Could be doing better, but I'll endure, just trying to get sleepy I should have been in bed an hour ago.
I hope you feel better, like I said yesterday I would nurse you back to health if I was there.
No.455287
sleep is for the weak
No.455288
>>455285the sickest!
>>455286Ariel is the ebst, thanks for the kind thoughts though. Hmmm anything to read?
erm, perhaps something hubby related may help.
No.455289
>>455288Are you asking me for reading material?
I would cuddle hubby but he gets too hot4me after awhile.
No.455290
>>455289I am asking if you have anything to read yourself. I can see how that might be worded like that.
And heh, it is usually te other way around that issue. Females being radiators.
No.455291
>>455290Men have more muscle mass so they're naturally warmer from what I'm told. I'm usually cold I have what hubby likes to call "death hands" since they're usually so cold.
I'm lurking in a couple threads so I guess that counts as reading and listening to comfy music.
No.455292
>>455291A trik I had been told is try and resist sleep. Like if you lay in bed and say to yourself "just 5 more minutes" or try to mentally resist the sleep it usually gets you.
And death hands sounds a little adorable ^.^
No.455293
as long as eet is not warm I imagine living in a plant room with tons of pastries to fall asleep and eet has been working for the past years like everytime I can not remember falling asleep and the plantpastryroom has complicated story to it already
No.455294
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No.455295
I will be right back, better get to my GP.
shouldn't be too long.
>I say that after waiting an hour most likely.
No.455296
>>455292Its really weird, if my hands are cool I'm usually at a comfortable temperature, but when they get warm I feel too hot overall.
Hubby usually complains about them, but they work well during the summer, he'll come home and just put my hands on the back of his neck for relief.
Its the same way during the winter, hes usually warmer so I snuggle up to him for warmth.
As for the psyche yourself out that stuff doesnt work for me, my brain likes to wander in thought and then I get sleepy eventually, if I try to force it to think it get mad at me then wont shut up and keeps me up at night.
No.455297
Anyway its nearly 430am I should try to sleep, night everyone.
No.455298
>>455296Sorry I keep dropping the conversation. I haven't really watched any horror movies recently. Non of them appeal to me and the ones I do see just make me laugh. I'm gonna get off of thread though. Nini
No.455299
>>455294hungry
and uh relaxed
No.455300
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>>455299Well that's nice enough I assume. ^^
No.455301
Antimatter
No.455302
>>455260-posts there and smiles up at you mischeivously-
No.455303
you ever just meet a bunch of random niggas and dominate a server?
No.455304
check out them glasses tho
No.455305
DOES ANYBODY HERE LIVE IN PORTLAND????????
I NEED TO KNOW FOR REASONS
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No.455308
>>455306:DDD we should totes meet up the yoo :)
nobody actually does tho cuz the only people here live in Bend or Salem and it suckssss
>>455307wait really?? shiiiiittt i could totally meet her then and we could turn up ya feel
No.455309
I would never meet up with peoples from thrads what if it is the grim reaper in disguise he murders people
No.455310
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No.455311
straight og
No.455312
I'd murder neru.
No.455313
>>455300maybe…
rice?
i think… or mac n cheese… but sadly i only got one box
so it wont be very mac n chessey :c
No.455314
that'd be fucking awesome
i'd love to kick it with my nigga who takes those i bust a cap in
he finishes the job for me, he prob hates mee tho since i make him work all the damn time
No.455315
Holy fuck the Dub FX though..
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No.455317
>>455309-sulks and puts away the extra tea cups and invitations-
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No.455319
why ees not subtitles mandatory like jeeze can anyone actually understand most of what they are saying it is just dum low shoutwhispers especailly the guy with the cappucup
>>455312getting scary now with the nrowegian pictures
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No.455321
hey sonata
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No.455323
>>455321-waves and brings you tea-
>>455322:< … -settles down and behaves-
No.455324
morning
No.455325
>>455323i don't want tea; i want to know what pissed you off earlier and an apology
No.455326
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>>455313Rice is always niceu~ ^^
No.455327
>>455324what breed is this?
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No.455329
>>455319I love 24
I was so happy when they announced the new season and watched every episode of it as it aired.
Also yeah, I can understand him perfectly.
No.455330
>Fukken normies
No.455331
>>455325-shrugs and scurries into the kitchen-
No.455332
so what is everyone doing up so late? you know if it's night time like in the US
No.455333
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No.455334
>>455333go to sleep cutie, you have things to do in the mornin!
No.455335
>>455332Smoking crack and worshiping Satan
No.455336
>>455323*smiles and pets gently*
>>455326guess i'll do that then, with some tomato sauce
No.455337
Druk af right now. What's up nigher
No.455338
>>455337go bed drunky american
No.455339
>>455336-v- -sits quietly-
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No.455341
>>455332no reason to sleep tbh
No.455342
>>455336Where is the Tomorrow theme?
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No.455344
>>455342go to options>themes and it's on the very bottom, there's a little drop down box thingy
No.455345
>>455342Themes have been Moved to the [Options] menu. No.455346
>>455341me neither, i usually just sleep during the day.
what have you been up to, i was just watching "Mr. Show with Bob and David"
No.455347
>browsing /tech/>man tries to destroy his cp stash by putting a katana through the case of his computer>scroll down to images>he looks like scootkek
>>455332its 10am
No.455349
>>455344Where?
>>455345I'm having trouble reading that with your silly Canadian accent
No.455350
No.455351
>>455347>if it's night time like in the USso how's your morning been?
No.455352
>>455349options top right
theme tab
very bottom of it there's a drop down box, Tomorrow is the 3rd option
No.455353
No.455354
>>455351lazy, im just sipping a cuppa before i drag my arse out to go return some tshirts that shrunk after 1 wash
No.455355
>>455352All I see is a bunch of code I don't understand
>>455353Take the syrup out of your for one second and speak
No.455356
>not browsing with redchanit theme
No.455357
No.455358
>>455356every other theme hurts my eyes
No.455359
>>455354they let you return t-shirts after you've removed the tag? stores are strict as fug here.
and what's a "cuppa" tea or something?
No.455360
Vanilla theme ftw
No.455361
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>>455355here's a picture to show you..
sometimes i wish you would get something like teamviewer so i could do these things for you
No.455362
>>455359the tags are on these loops of string that can be removed without being cut, and yes
No.455363
>>455360i don't even plugins
No.455364
>>455357you should use an empty milk bag to suffocate yourself
>>455361I don't know what I'm looking at, green text what I have to do
No.455365
>>455363Me neither ^^
Feels good~
No.455366
>>455340-opens the options menu and tries to put bags of candy in there-
No.455367
No.455368
>>455364i already have..
Mina pls, I'm gonna leave later today and probably won't be here for a whole 48hours and I'm already starting to worry about you and what'll happen while I'm gone.
No.455369
>>455346playing FTL
after i lose im going to smoke weed and try to get a start on this break homework
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No.455372
>>455362cool, i'm not sure what to talk about though. this place is pretty weird when it comes to conversation. so um, like sports? tv? music?
>>455369what's FTL? and wow I haven't smoked weed since high school
No.455373
>>455367No wait you should travel up north and get eaten wolves
>>455368Alright I'll stop trolling and I'm not Mina
No.455374
>>455366Sonata~
How are you doing tonight? ^^
No.455375
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Bed time. Leguu tomorrow~
Have a great night all of you, or day. Whichever. ♥
Good night.
>>455336♥~
No.455376
>>455373oh.
kill yourself you drunk Arizona man
go sleep
No.455377
>>455374-is sleepy and annoyed but okay and brings you tea-
No.455378
No.455379
>>455376When I'm ready
>>455378There's a line people don't cross, cunt
No.455380
>>455375Nini Eva. Sleep well
>>455377*gently pats you and takes the tea* Thank you, but shouldn't you make yourself tea to help with the sleepiness?
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No.455383
>>455379be ready soon or you'll fuck up your sleep schedule all over again
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No.455385
>>455370he doesnt seem like the brightest chap, does he?
>>455372mostly computer related stuff, politics, and vidya
you?
>>455377*makes you a warm mug of milk and warms your pyjamas up by the fireside*
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No.455388
>>455386you best be careful
might get yourself a hug if you keep doing that
No.455389
>>455382Die you ADD bitch
>>455383It's already messed up, I'm fixing it on Sunday
~~~~
baiiii
No.455390
>>455388yay
>>455389lol blood chan
No.455391
>>455380-shakes head nu, wants to go to bed on time this morning-
>>455385;_; -wants but can't has until kitties are fed-
No.455392
>>455385movies, tv, anime, and some video games. I don't play much working on a backlog.
I wish i knew more about computers themselves though, i've been thinking of taking up a more productive hobby
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No.455394
>>455391Have some sleepy time tea. I got a box up stairs :3c
No.455395
>>455391*helps you feed the kitties*
>>455392start lurking /tech/
No.455396
>>455395i guess that would be the simplest place to start, ever saw Mr show with Bob and David? I'm having a good time watching it
No.455397
>>455372well theres your problem
No.455398
>>455394I bet her favorite show is K-on
No.455399
>>455390good news: i just gave my last hug until next friday
but you won't get be so lucky next time !
No.455401
>>455394v.v -can't has…doesn't need either- XD
>>455395-doesn't like the smell of fancy feast sole and shrimp- ;_;
No.455402
>>455396nope, whats it about
>>455401nobody likes the smell of cat food, but here
*lets you feed them the dry food instead
No.455403
>>455402>sacrificing the health of your cat because of a bad smellbritain everybody
No.455405
>>455397it was fun, but it's no where near as fun as alcohol. I've managed without it. So what's FTL m8?
>>455402it's a sketch comedy show, it transitions from skit to skit and has some live performances too. It's generally pretty funny, but can be hit or miss sometimes.
No.455406
>boo being a pedantic stoner bitch.
No.455407
>>455405its a strategy indie game thats really chill
also has a really good torrent on piratebay No.455408
>qt suggests /tech/
>I've been told that qt is the /g/ type
>I'm quite the /g/ person so I took the bait
I haven't been this triggered in awhile. You lost your credibility with me, qt.
No.455409
>>455406>implying i know what that word meansrofl
No.455410
>>455408qt wanted to trigger u
;~;
No.455411
>>455401Ah it's good if you don't need it. I wish my sleep schedule was different
>>455406Hai Scoots
No.455412
Why does Boo waste all of his money on drugs that ruin his body then insist on ruining the lives of game developers by torrenting their games?
Why can't you just buy a game for once..
>>455410:| it hurts
No.455413
>>455402-sluggishly goes to actually feed kitties and huffs…those itty bitty shrimps in the can are gross- ;_;
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No.455415
>>455412qt loses credibility
:|
No.455416
>>455412because
are you ready?
ready for this?
i spend all my money on weed No.455417
>Ma
>Last Online: 41 hours ago
how does one cope with great loss?
No.455418
>>455403its better for their digestive system if they get a mix of the two
>>455405im very picky when it comes to my comedy, i might look into it in a bit though
>>455408/tech/ > /g/
fuck smartphone generals
>>455413itll be over soon
No.455419
>>455414How are you doing today?
>>455417Drown your sorrow in others. I find that works the best
No.455420
>>455418but if you have the other
than that means that the smell will be there
britain everybody No.455422
>>455407cool, what's the gameplay like?
>>455418what kind of comedy do you like?
No.455423
>>455419i've never heard of that brand of alcohol
No.455424
>>455412Don't you mean Tsuchi?
No.455425
>>455416I bet you don't even have a job and that's most likely your mothers money you're spending on weed, if not hers than the governments.
I'll bash on you on Monday when I come back home, I'm too tired for this now and have things to do.
>>455418Are you really trying to trigger me? Why you do this..
No.455426
>>455422its hard to explain but i'll try
youre basically trying to outrun a rebel fleet while commanding a spaceship
the graphics are all 2d but basically you manage guns/engines/shields stuff like that and battle other ships
No.455427
>>455417We should banish Grim to the ponies, this is his doing!
No.455428
>>455424No, I mean Boo.
Tsuchi hasn't publicly displayed his actions like Boo has.
No.455429
rum and hot chocolate is a weird mix
No.455430
>>455428Tsuchi is a drug addict though
No.455431
>>455421Doing alright. Trying to wind down for sleep. Any plans for today?
>>455423It might work better with alcohol.
No.455432
for real though. Sonata and Luka are the only posters in thread that I don't have a problem with at all. everyone else has things that irk me.
No.455433
>>455425bloodchan you really gotta chill out
but if you gotta know imm going to school to become a wildlife biologist with a major in biology (obviously)
i don't get money from my parents it's mostly from my friends/gifts
r u happy now bc
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No.455435
>>455432>>455432Luka is a retard though!
No.455436
>>455432sonata's annoying as hell tbh
luka's one of my favorite posters because there isnt anything really wrong with her
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No.455438
>>455432luka's great
but have you met sonata in private?
No.455439
>>455435bluud chan pls
>>455436:3
ty ty ty
*hug*
>>455438:3
No.455440
>>455438He's about 4 times smarter than Chiri
No.455441
>>455432*attention*
>>455438Did Sonata bully you when no one was around?
No.455442
>>455434:3
>>455436explain
>>455435mean
>>455437don't act like you're me!
>>455438i haven't.
No.455443
>>455426that seems cool, the 2d reminds me of space station 13. I used to be obsessed with that game.
>>455429sounds gross, try drinking a white russian instead.
No.455444
>>455441don't do that, I'm not in the mood for this much right now..
No.455445
>>455442He asked me if I was happy and I answered
No.455446
>>455443AYYYYYYY YOU SS13?
you vgstation?
>>455439np
No.455447
i'm just fucking with you all
sonata's a wonderful man
No.455448
>>455444I sorry bebop
>>455447Having tea served to you privately is pretty nice
No.455449
>>455420i was looking to spare sonata the smell
>>455422mostly satire, anything crass, offensive, or generally in poor taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKbTC9Xso_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2BimgPSzA No.455450
>>455439no gam no life was pretty fun too
No.455451
>>455449he prolly smells like shit anyway
#salt
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No.455453
>>455445ehh, but he thinks im you!
>>455448ty
No.455454
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No.455455
>>455443what is a white russian I mainly just have sugarstuff like baileys
No.455456
No.455457
>try drinking a white russian
LEWD AS FUCK
No.455458
>>455450yus
it funny and smart and gud drawings
and i like it
>>455454yes
No.455459
>>455453You know you're missing a CS:GO tournament on twitch
>>455452Hmmm?
No.455460
>>455457Pfffft white russians taste like candy
No.455461
mfw neru tries to convince people he drinks alcohol
No.455463
>>455446i used to play yes, it's been at least a year though since my last game.
>>455449>satiredamn, i'm not really into politics so I never get anything that isn't obvious public knowledge.
>>455455http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29coffee flavored drink, pretty good one of my favorite drinks
No.455464
Prove it!
>>455459I have AIDs so today is suffering
>joke, I have an infection of the chest. No.455465
>>455459I didn't and tbh I don't care. I only payed attention to them when I was betting and I'm taking a break from that right now.
>>455460pls
No.455466
>>455334i don't sleep
ever
u can't make me
No.455467
>>455463you should get back into it the game's only gotten better
also a new server will be coming up soon thats basically a medieval version
hype
>>455464she cammed before im pretty sure
looks like theres no penis
No.455468
>>455466I'm sure I could find a way,,
No.455469
No.455470
>>455463satire is pretty mainstream in britain, and unfortunately it can sometimes get watered down in an effort to better interest the general public
No.455471
>>455463well if I had vodka or cream
No.455472
>>455466suicide
>>455469yeah
she skyped me pics of her body (albeit in a sweatshirt) before also
its a grill dude
No.455473
>>455464Well fuck rip Scoots
Nah get better soon champ
>>455465I never pay attention to them. Also have you even had a white russian before?
No.455476
>>455473Not in the lewd way that I meant.
Oh and I've only ever had vodka straight out of the bottle before, I'm still underage and can't buy my own and my parents are strict about it.
No.455477
Go OD boo. Poor bait.
>>455473I am hoping hue, getting the soups and stuff now.
No.455478
>>455467>a medieval versionsweet, any significant changes made to the original?
>>455470only political satire we've got is jon stewart or colbert. And they've VERY different than what you just showed me.
and yeah i can see why that would annoy someone really into politics.
>>455471what you doing m8?
No.455479
-scurries back and plops down in the broom closet, glad chores are done for the day-
No.455480
time to smoke my friends
>>455477>thinking id post it without her permissionnah dude cant do that
>>455478swords dog
swords
probably means no stun based combat also
No.455481
>>455440What do you mean?
No.455482
>>455479*throws clothes all over the ground*
No.455484
>>455446>SS13You should get Centration m8
No.455485
>>455453You should take that as a compliment
No.455486
>>455478yeah, im not too keen on american satire, not sure what it is about it exactly that i dont like other than its a little to american for my tastes.
>>455479*fetches you your warm milk*
No.455487
>>455484>Centrationgames dead/dying unfortunately
all the devs are flaking from what i recall
No.455488
>>455481Sonata is 4 times smarter than the smartest poster
No.455489
>poor tier bait
No.455490
No.455491
No.455492
>>455482-crais and gets up to pick up the clothes, taking them to the laundry room for cleaning- ;_;
>>455486-follows you to the kitchen curiously-
No.455493
>>455475Don't try to OD on cam like other people junkie
>>455476Ah that sucks. When I was underage my parents let me drink at home so I could find my limits in a safe place instead of at a random party.
>>455477Nom nom nom soup. What soup do you even eat for chest infections?
No.455494
>>455485♥
>>455487>games deadIt was never alive though. Anyone who expects it to be 'alive' right now is stupid. Oh and they talk a lot on their forums and a LOT in their teamspeak about what's going on with the game and how progression is.
No.455495
>>455494you like trolling, right?
No.455496
>>455492*places it on the table in front of you*
No.455497
>>455496-climbs up onto a chair and peeks into the cup-
No.455498
>>455480i see, i'll have to get back into it. any good recent games? I don't really know much about the current "terrain" as for what games everyone's hyped about.
>>455483had known what m8? just asking what's up
>>455486i see, i don't know much about comedy so I'm not really sure what constitutes american humor. and the only British comedian i can name is ricky gervais
No.455499
>>455493I dunno. tomato
imma go lurk.
No.455501
>>455497:3
>>455498british humour is a little more relaxed, better fitted to british sensibilities
No.455502
>>455493i wish grim was here to post the sleeping medicine cap
his fucking eyes dude
>>455494waiting for the teamspeak ss13 server
waiting so long
>>455492*knocks over the milk*
>>455498you asking like individual rounds?
i have a bunch of fun stuff saved
No.455503
Gonna pass out, gnight
>>455493I wish mine did that :/
I usually have my sister buy me some vodka when my parents leave on weekends sometimes.
>>455495yes and no. i don't to you though.
>>455502>teamspeak SS13 server>metagamingkill yourself
No.455504
*locks boo out of the house and makes sonata a new mug of warm milk*
No.455505
>>455488What you just said makes perfect sense. Are you Sonata?
Anyway-
Although Sonata serves a hefty vocabulary accompanying somewhat prudent grammar when discussing various topics many would consider intellectual, and Chii communicates with… less effort (her messages usually replete with solecisms), their respective intellects are mostly indistinguishable, to me at least. Neither of have shown to be any more capable than the other at producing clever or novel ideas. Neither have shown to be more adept and solving puzzles, nor have either exhibited exceptional feats of memory. But I say these things simply because I am not well-acquainted with either of them. So, I have to ask again: What do you mean? Also, how do you measure that?
btw im writing like a pretentious faggot because it seemed appropriate for the discussion -hugs-
No.455506
>>455503a game where instead of texts theres teamspeak like arma life you donkey
>>455504*goes to a strip club and gets more ass than a toilet seat*
No.455507
>>455498ohhhh drinking hot chocolate and watching tv series
if I had known I needed vodka and cream I would have gotten thattt
>>455502kinky No.455508
>>455502>>>455499Haha good luck with your soup. Cya later
>>455503Meh drinking is over rated for me. I prefer smoking
No.455509
>>455507neru if you play ss13 im suiciding
No.455510
No.455511
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>>455506Is that a Nate Dogg reference I just saw?
No.455512
>>4555113 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3
No.455513
>>455505>Sonata servesholy shit i didn't even do taht on purpose
No.455514
>>455505Lol I'm not reading all that
No.455515
>>455501any comedians that are "british humor at it's most british"
>>455502i meant as in new games, as new releases. I haven't played many games in years, i still have unplayed games from half a decade ago.
>>455507what show?
No.455517
>>455501-smiles brightly and sips the milk- ^.^
>>455502-pouts and looks up at you with wet shirt-
>>455504^-^
>>455506-ew-WUH-'s >.<
No.455518
>>455509nnnn I do not play a lot of games butt maybe I should if you pwomise to stay alive
>>45551524 live another
No.455519
>>455512I met a bad bitch last night in the D
No.455520
>>455517hey sonata, i apologize for that btw
and i'll leave it at that
No.455521
>>455515frankie boyle
ian hislop
>>455517your pyjamas are nice and warm now, if youre ready for bed
No.455522
>>455516Also I said CHIRI not CHII
No.455523
-is actually kind of grossed out by this thread atm and goes over there…to do things-
No.455524
-is actually kind of grossed out by this thread atm and goes over there…to do things-
No.455525
>>455523>>455524Woah, that's Hella lewd.
No.455526
>>455522oh well then i completely agree!
No.455527
I>>455523
>>455524Have fun jerking off
No.455528
>>455522I miss how salty Kuus use to make Chiri
It was priceless
No.455529
No.455531
>>455518is it good?
>>455521cool, anything else interesting? maybe stuff that happens around here or something?
No.455532
>>455530Princess Kitty Kat of Sour Gummy Worms ♥
No.455533
OH MY GOD HE LOOKS LIKE DYLAN
No.455534
>>455529Are you trying to sound like a rapper?
No.455535
Kuus was the worst transvestite.
No.455536
someone get their ass over to indonesia and tell anna to get online ty for your cooperation
>>455530<3 u 2
>>455534no my fellow compatriot. i am instead a humble gangster with much swagger a lot of money and many firearms
No.455537
>>455535Heresy! Back to lurking with you!
No.455538
*cant reply because qt locked me out of the house*
;~;
No.455539
I missed when Limes told you to kill yourself.
No.455540
i think "i am wee gangster" would have sounded better
No.455541
>>455537He was also a whore.
No.455543
Fuck me I am dying for sleep
What exactly is eating away at me
Now the stars are deciding my world
They burn from the inside out
No.455544
>>455541>HeGuess you didn't get to cam and cyber with Kuus
>>455543Colbs you're drunk. Go home
No.455545
No.455546
>>455544I wouldnt want either. I am glad he passed over to the otherside. Trully an intolerable person.
No.455547
>>455544WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOW I'M DYING TO SAY
WHAT EXACTLY IS EATING AWAY AT MEEEEEEEEEE
No.455548
>>455536You ain't a gangsta, you're shook
'Cause there ain't no such things as halfway crooks
No.455549
>>455546Really? I never had a problem with her. Always super sweet to me
>>455547I died inside today
Where is the love?
It's paralyzing
Where is the love?
A hollowed life has shown me
There is no love
Why's everybody trying to get inside me? Empty you've taken every piece of me.
I could never give you what you need.
No.455550
>>455468im untouchable
i've broken the 4th wall
i am the air that you breathe
you can't even see me
No.455551
>>455549kek we were not on friendly terms. oh well.
No.455552
>>455543there is no discernible reason for what prompted me to read this in peter griffin's voice but i did and now i feel empty inside
>>455548-shamefully disowns his guns, bitches and illegally acquired wealth to lead a righteous life-
No.455553
>>455551Eh fair enough. Can't blame you for having personal problems with her.
No.455554
omg so fukken cold.
>>455553meep meep, gonna watch stuffs and cram my face with chocolate >.<
No.455555
>>455531well it is a bit silly like all the counter terrorist dramas with almost superhero maincharacter but the plots tend to be pretty thought out at least in the previous series I feel so I liked those and trying this and is good thsu frar right
No.455556
>>455554Chocolate isn't going to help you chest infection! Bai again
No.455557
anyone got good music
its time to of doing the smokings
No.455558
>>455531theres a lot of drama with UKIP lately, they stand a good chance of becoming a major threat to the established parties with their talk of leaving the EU
No.455559
>be british
>have the unique opportunity to avatar with nigel farage without seeming like a britaboo
>posts anime girls instead
ungrateful cunts
No.455560
MY LIFE IT FEELS LIKE A MACHINE
RUNNING WITH NO DIRECTION
No.455561
>>455558talk like this makes me feel like i'm at a british pub and i like that
also i don't know what that actually feels like
No.455562
>>455560MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOT MY
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.455563
WOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YEAH I'M DYING TO SAY
WHAT IT IS THAT IS EATING AWAY AT ME
No.455564
Looking over here like you didn't fuckin' know better
Now I'm looking at that rear and you should have fuckin' known better
I just want to get inside you (inside you from behind you)
Lift that dress, and that slip. Girl you're asking for it
You'll be leaving with a limp
Spread slit, taste it (savor)
Ass out, panties off, slaving for me cuz I got the key to the "G"
But I want you to beg
You can bet that all leave you wanting
Leave you needing
Dick in mouth and your struggling to breath
No.455565
>>455555sweet, i'll give it a try. and wow you got five fives
>>455558why would a party than wants to leave the EU gain supporters? seems counter intuitive
>>455557um i don't know i used to listen to this when i smoked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZwcmJIYKu4 No.455566
>>455563IT'S THE WEEKEND AND IM CREEPIN WITH MY NIGGAS
DRUNK AND DISRESPECTFUL CALLIN' WOMEN BIIITCHES
No.455567
>>455565because the EU is terrible
No.455568
Is it friday yet
No.455569
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY
AND I LIKE GOOD TREES
No.455570
how about we take your lyrics
and push them somewhere eeeeeeelse
No.455571
A-am I a good pussy?
No.455572
I FEEL IT COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
No.455573
>>455566well hello
kicked out yet?
No.455574
No.455575
>>455571and you're appalled by others being lewd!
No.455576
>>455564Shi-chaaaan
does it rain in AZ?
No.455577
>>455561lel, UKIP is one of the few political parties that the general public actually give a shit about, whether they like them or not
>>455565lots of people in EU nations are opposed to various aspects of the EU, from its current architecture, to its desire to form a european superstate.
No.455578
No.455579
No.455580
seriously i mention/talk about qt/even fucking link him
a fucking bunch
and only 1/10 of the times does he actually react to it
god fuck this guy
No.455581
>>455576Sometimes it does. Then there is flash flood, but no one dies from it. Like maybe 10-20 days out of the year
No.455582
>>455577go on
next one's on me.
No.455583
>>455580yeah what the hell qt
why you leave boo hanging
No.455584
>>455573not quite
might be moving in with my friend tho since he just rented a house like 15 minutes from me and has a spare room
how you doin
No.455585
>>455583>0/15 (Fri) 03:40:05 No.455579>>>455571>youre a good muuagdashsahdaf
No.455586
>>455567what have they done to your country?
>>455577leaving the EU, and the EU wanting to make a superstate both seem pretty outlandish. Oh well, i'm kind of bored now. Not sure what to do
No.455587
>>455578good
>>455581I want to live there ;~;
No.455588
>>455582britains pretty divided on leaving the EU. some people want to stay because of perceived financial benefits, others insist it would be better if britain secured its own sovereignty first and then secured trade agreements later.
>>455586fap
No.455589
>>455586not a whole lot there are like 3-5 european countries that have doged most of EU
No.455591
>>455588i just fapped, it doesn't take long. and NOW i have nothing to do.
>>455589doged? what'd they do
No.455592
No.455593
>>455591they never joined the circlejerk
No.455594
>>455593is your country one of them?
>>455592to what?
No.455595
No.455596
HE DID IT AGAIN
.
No.455597
>>455588what do the Irish have to say about it?
No.455598
>>455595i'm not really into traps, any other suggestions
No.455599
>>455597not quite sure, i dont follow the irish much
>>455598feet
No.455600
No.455601
>>455599any hot feet links?
>>455600i don't know the face is kind of iffy, it's kind of ehh
No.455602
>>455599It was a j–
So what so you think then?
No.455603
No.455604
No.455605
Bai everyone! Have a good day/night~
No.455606
>>455594yuyuyu there were two votes and nope.png both tims
No.455607
>>455604cool, 2d feet are pretty good
>>455603>that man voiceyou'll have to try harder
>>455606cool cool cool, norways an individual i guess.
No.455608
>>455606This is the greatest post ever submitted
I'm not being sarcastic
Thank you, Neru
No.455609
No.455610
>>455608whaaa
you are welcome I guess
>>455607switzerland and iceland too butt idk about iceland muh anymore because of the economy thing way back now but well EU is bad mkays
No.455611
>>455609it's not even traps anymore, just dick pics
>>455610cool, i guess now i know better.
No.455612
No.455613
>>455609I could recognize that dick anywhere
No.455614
I don't understand foot fetishists
No.455615
>>455613well yeah its not like the image changes based on where you are
>>455614Neither do I but i still love feet
What fetishes do you have?
No.455616
>>455612seems to manly m8
No.455617
I don't understand any fetishes.
No.455618
No.455619
Says the cross dresser. Okay.
>>455615Being an asshole furry is my only claim to fame.
No.455620
THE FLUFFY MOVIE IS SOF UCKING FUNNY
No.455621
So procaine is kinda fun
No.455622
>>455618any other traps that might be decent?
No.455623
>>455619>asshole furrySo you are unable to be aroused by nice, sweet, gentle furry things?
No.455624
No.455626
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>>455623Well yes. I feel as though you've made a joke of some sort but It must have flew over my head.
No.455627
>>455621Share what you got.
No.455628
No.455630
oops i did it again
No.455631
Index is such a shitty series, but I really like Mikoto and Kuroko
No.455632
>>455631Anime is shit but I like looking at the cute girls, life philosophy.
No.455633
No.455634
>>455626it was half a joke and half a genuine question, but i think you understood that
so, do you like furry guro? and please don't refer me back to those images like the one of scar raping a dead simba's severed head. I want desperately to believe those are purely for shock value
No.455635
>>455632pretty much, but it's almost unwatchable at times.
and that's when it's a tragedy because, I drop that shit in an instant
No.455637
>>455634What? This? Yeah that's for shock value. Gore isn't arousing. Interesting in a demented way sometimes. But sexualizing that does nothing for me.
No.455638
SONATA LET ME IN
No.455640
>>455638-pops up, both hands on the window pane and looks outside, nose pressed to the glass- o.o
No.455641
>>455637You didn't have to post it!
No.455642
>>455641Don't pretend you didn't want it.
No.455643
>>455640LET ME IN NIGGA ILL KILL YO MOM
No.455644
>>455643D:
-is afraid of the scary thing and looks for help-
No.455645
>>455635I can't even bring myself to watch anime man. But your guy's cute screenshots are enough for me.
>>455639Ye pls
No.455646
>>455644*actually is dwayne "The Rock" johnson*
No.455648
>>455645i know how you feel, i used to watch more than a dozen shows a season. now i watch 2 and often just skip season. Practically giving up on my anime backlog
No.455649
>>455646-looks back out the window and makes toothy squeaks at you from inside-
No.455650
>>455642As embarrassing as it is is to admit this it honestly makes me queasy
No.455651
>>455590It's hard to move out of NY wif no money…
No.455652
>>455650I used to watch a lot of gore videos and shit in High School. Not for sexual pleasure. I'm pretty desensitized to it all.
No.455653
>>455652>today's edgy youthjust how awkward are you in conversation faglord
No.455654
I get weird vibes from this girl at work.
I might get stabbed or something
No.455655
>>455652do you think being linked to goatse and tubgirl when I was really young did anything to me
No.455656
No.455657
>>455654Stab her first.
Better safe than sorry.
No.455658
>>455647Do it dork.
>>455648I just you know, don't watch it man. Unless one of my friends makes me.
No.455659
>>455652I've seen my fair share too, but I've only grown more sensitive with time
It's gotten to the point where I couldn't even watch American Horror Story without briefly closing my eyes occasionally
I think I've developed a terminal case of faggot
No.455660
>>455658don't watch them even if they make you, it's shit 99% of the time
No.455661
>>455658I'll never do it you know.
No.455662
awooooooo
hingadingadergen
No.455663
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>>455653Depends on the circumstances. I feel as though I do an adequate job of conversing with indiscernible idiots like you.
>>455655Yeah, you know I've been trying to figure out exactly what the fuck was wrong with you. I had been struggling to make a guess. Thank you.
>>455659I know exactly what scene you are talking about. You have to admit his shit eating grin was a little funny, right?
No.455664
Wilders has always been right.
No.455665
>>455660Nah, I like to oblige em if I can, even if it's shit anyways.
>>455661You say that, but you know you will one day, deep in your heart. And in your stomach.
No.455667
>>455666How Tokai vandaag?
No.455668
>>455663-sees a kitty and looks at it closely…thinks it needs a flea bath-
No.455669
>>455667Tired.
But glad it's weekend.
Jij?
No.455670
>>455663>calls me an idiot>awkward use of "big" words in a run on sentence>>455665you seem like a cool friend, anything you do like to watch?
No.455671
>>455663Am I failure for not knowing which scene you're talking about? Technically yes
No.455672
>>455663aha nu no really I can not feel much at all like people die all the tim and it is sad but what can you do right
No.455673
No.455674
>>455666Just get it over with and do it, it's like ripping off a bandaid.
>>455670Well, I like to watch Vikings, it's airing right now. Oh yeah and Game Of Thrones will be airing soon.
No.455675
>>455672You can do a lot of things
like, anything that improves the standard of living will save lives
No.455676
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>>455668Whoever was raising you clearly didn't drop you hard enough.
>>455671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya10UH1UdTkThe curb stomp scene. Or was it the rape scene?
>>455672How sad do you expect to be when you have no investment towards the person being hurt?I feel as though recognizing how terrible the act is, is enough.
No.455677
introducing aneki to normies lads
No.455678
>>455677Sup man, normie here.
No.455679
>>455674sweet i'll have to check out vikings. i'll see you some other time, i'm getting tired
No.455680
>>455675all those not throwing away food and recycling campaigns make me happy that they are actaually working if people try
No.455681
>>455673Gym sucked, we had to prove our manliness and wrestle. So I'm pretty fucked up, so I'm gonna shower now.
After that, drink beer and play some eu4 I guess.
>>455674It's like eating poison so no.
No.455682
>>455680>if people do itBig if man.
>>455679Go for it, I love the show. See you later dude.
No.455684
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>>455670Sorry I didn't initially respond. I failed to notice your reply.
No.455685
>>455682there are so many dum people who do stuff like throw food into the plastic recycling or totally clean plastic in other thrash like why why are some people so dum
No.455686
Pls no Wilders
No.455687
>>455676Oh nonono
American Horror Story, the show, not that movie
No.455688
>>455687Oh wow that is hilarious. So which bit was too much for you?
No.455689
VWhoa, yeah I'm dying to see
What it is that is eating away at me
Now the stars are deciding my world
They burn from the inside out
No.455690
>>455683Haaa..
More like pretending to do something and hoping it doesn't hurt.
>>455686MEER OF MINDER FORTUIN???!!!
No.455691
Ian
No.455692
>>455681Lies. It's good for you. The ambrosia of the Greek gods was actually salad.
No.455693
Echo
No.455694
Meer.
No.455695
The smell of flesh is seeping into my rage,
Thrashing open for a better way
The push, the pull
It's tearing apart my will to thrive in the day
Pins and needles jabbing into my veins
On the verge of losing sanity
The beast tears and I can't do a thing about it
No.455696
>>455677>>455677why bring him here? what a lame activity
>>455684no problem man, at least you responded. I'm sure you know I was holding my breath, I'll see you later you awkward fag
>>455682yep looks good c ya
No.455697
Gimme takane folder
No.455698
No.455699
Why
No.455700
>>455692Nuhuh.
>>455694Gooed.
I'm gonna shower now.
brb
No.455701
Gimme takane
No.455703
Can I borrow a sleep
i only need one
No.455704
No fuck you Luka
No.455705
I like it.
No.455706
No
No.455707
Wildermensch reporting in
No.455708
Go search Gelbooru like I did, then.
No.455709
>>455690Tokai small and cute?
No.455710
>>455700Wait.
Meer or Minder "Fortune" or "Meer of Minder, Fortune"?
No.455711
Gelbooru~
No.455712
No.455713
>>455710What about "Fortfort"?
No.455714
Effort.
No.455715
>>455703I got you man, have some of mine.
No.455716
Effort~
No.455717
>>455698I winced at just about anything, but the part that actually made me close my eyes and turn my head away (as if the second step would do anything) was when the nun who was possessed by Satan was thrown off the stairs in the asylum
No.455718
>>455676:< -doesn't want kitty to have fleas and picks you up-
No.455719
Go fuck yourself. I'm not working for you.
No.455720
No.455721
>>455709>>455709>>455709>>455713Fort is really, really weak. ;~;
I can barely beat my nieces in ArmWrestling. (Armpje drukken)
No.455722
No.455723
>>455722This video is not available.
Sorry about that.
No.455724
Rude.
No.455725
>>455717I saw the season where they were vaguely gay witches but that's about it. What about it was too much for you?
>>455718You are the real parasite.
No.455726
Am I supposed to be polite?
No.455727
Yes.
No.455728
>>455721Doe es 5x20x opdrukkens
No.455729
>>455725-sits you down and closes the bathroom door. Draws a nice warm bath and holds out two bottles of bubble bath to you: One smells like bubble gum, the other like lavender- ^_^
No.455730
>>455728So… 100?
I can do that.
No.455731
>>455729*peeks through the window*
No.455732
>>455726no
go wild for the night fuck being polite
No.455734
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>>455730*rubs your sore arms*
No.455735
Why? Why would I have any reason to be polite towards you
No.455736
>>455715cannot read format
No.455737
>>455734^^
It's one of the things I'm actually good at.
It's just that my condition is shit, but I can ignore fatigue.
And then wish I hadn't done that.
No.455738
>>455737Ah condition.
*pet*
No.455739
File: 1428668376649.jpg (22.48 KB, 231x278, 231:278, The visionary lies to hims….jpg)
>>455729Gee thank you. I really appreciate this.
No.455740
Why would you be rude?
No.455741
>>455738Yeah. But also maximum force output.
Never did sports because of medical conditions, and I never liked it.
And now it's a bit late.
No.455742
>>455736Reading is for nerds.
No.455743
>>455731D:
-draws the bathroom curtains so kitty has some privacy-
>>455739^_^ -empties the bubblegum flea bubblebath into the water and plops you in-
No.455744
No.455745
>>455743I don't like bubblegum. I'm not 12.
>>455744She looks like she smells fucking terrible.
No.455746
YOU GUISSE
have to stop this subtext conversation
witout linking
it makes your relationships sound all sinister and serious
I have problems following what is even being talked about between you two
No.455747
>>455725You should watch the Asylum season, it's wonderful
what about that particular scene is too much? I guess it's the anticipation.
not only is it unpleasant to imagine the sensation of acceleration from falling a few stories, but you can guess the results of hitting the marble floor could make a fool of jackson pollock
It's just gross
No.455748
Why does it matter
No.455749
>>455745-looks confused and stares at the lavender bottle for a moment before pouring it in too-
No.455750
>>455746You still haven't sent me pastries.
No.455751
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No.455752
aha I just realized I did it too
No.455753
No.455754
No.455755
Clever girl.
No.455756
So many boring posters
No.455757
Condescending comment.
>>455747Anyone with a brain stem can make a fool of Jackson Pollock. But yeah that kind of shit is disturbing to think about. Being buried alive freaks me out a lot.
I was forced into coven so I'm not so inclined to give Asylum a chance.
>>455749No that's too much. You're fucking up.
No.455758
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No.455759
>Get Safari (Liquor) on recommendation from a classmate for getting drunk 1st time.>Tastes delicious, first time I liked alcohol.>Get two more bottles for future times.>Tastes shit ever since.>Dunno what happened, thought I lost it.>Check later how much %alcohol was, thought it was 20.>Says 14.9%, 0.5 liter bottle.>100% sure it was a 0.7 bottle. Look for the oldest one.>0.7L, 20%.Turns out I took some kinda "lite" version the second time.
Fucking hell.
>>45575410/10 Reply.
>>455758*petted*
No.455760
>>455757Who forced you into it
and being buried alive sounds like a wonderful once-in-a-lifetime experience
Fun for the whole family
No.455761
>>455758Why does fort get more pets
No.455762
>>455756;ouiq4erth25 n6inh3
No.455763
>>455759is 5% really that much
No.455764
No.455765
No.455766
>>455757-pulls you out of the bath, now smelling like flowery bubblegum and towels you off before setting you free in the hallway- ^_^ <4
No.455767
>>455763Probably not, but it was the taste that was bad, I don't care that much about the alcohol itself.
It's just how I realized I had the wrong version.
>>455764Aw yeah.
And to answer the question, it turns out I'm really pettable or something.
No.455768
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>>455760My roommate that isn't my boyfriend.
I realize you are joking but I've read so much shit about bodies that have been dug up with claw marks and nails embedded into the inside of the casket. Broken arms and legs. the horror of being in an enclosed space in the dark with no hope makes me cringe. Remember if you ever get buried alive, pull one of your front teeth out and wrist your wrists. It's a quicker and less painful death than asphyxiation.
>>455766Great. Thanks. Where is this going?
No.455769
wrist your wrists
lel
No.455770
Reading Sonata do Sonata things has never made me not smile.
No.455771
>>455768-doesn't understand…kitty is bug free now- \^_^/
No.455772
SUCK MY DONGERINO FORTUNE
No.455774
>>455771But now what? What do I do with myself?
No.455775
>>455768I remember reading somewhere that public speaking is considered more frightening that being buried alive by most people
Some nut job should find a way to combine them
No.455776
>>455770I don't think I'll ever enjoy another sonata post again
No.455777
No.455778
>>455775Don't give me ideas now.
No.455779
I ASKED FOR ALCOHOL, NOT TEA, SONATA!
No.455780
>>455774-suggests napping and goes to bed at last-
No.455781
>>455777Do I have you on Steam?
I'm not going to tell you there. I don't want to start inane and petty drama
I'm just curious
No.455782
>>455781Limes, go get a job you bum
No.455783
>>455775I guess I could see why people would think that. The consequences of fucking up public speaking can be pretty long lasting.
>>455780Nah I'm going to try to stay awake all day and get things all set as they should be. I will fail of course but I want to get as close as I can to succeeding.
No.455784
public sex is scarier than public speaking right
No.455785
>>455782>>455783You don't mind entertaining a crowd?
No.455786
>Google Fortunecookie40gErin.wtf & Aneki pop up.
>>455779…But Soto, that looks like Coffee.
>>455781Not yet. Feel free to add me.
No.455787
>>455784Neru no will judge you for your fetishes
You can keep quiet about them
No.455788
File: 1428671198363.png (222.67 KB, 659x384, 659:384, The pattern was familiar e….png)
Not if you romanticize it. Then it's exciting.
>>455785I do. It also sucks.
No.455789
>>455784Both aren't too bad
Public speaking is only kinda hard when its well over 100 people
if its like 30 people, it's easy as shit
>>455786I have had wayy too much coffee at work lately
Its free so I help myself, but i should think about my kidneys for once
No.455790
>>455788WELL wehat if you roamtinticize public speaking some way
>>455789make it 1000
No.455791
>>455790Like thats ever going to happen.
Calm down Neru, you're not going to be someone in life
No.455792
File: 1428671446623.jpg (26.08 KB, 318x303, 106:101, Well now, you don't have t….jpg)
>>455790The danger of public sex doesnt arouse me like public speaking does. That method won't translate.
No.455793
>>455791butt 100 people is like end of schoolyear level
>>455792public eating is terrifying though
No.455794
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
welp
No.455795
>>455792Why are you still awake?
Go the hell to bed.
No.455796
File: 1428671649914.png (102.83 KB, 241x280, 241:280, Hollywood-Nobody's impress….png)
>>455793I got over that. I'm at peace with the fact I'm to pretty to resist.
>>455795If I sleep the shadow people will disappear again. They are my friends.
No.455797
too
No.455798
>>455796It bothers me when you do this. How many hours you up for now?
No.455799
File: 1428671893588.jpg (39.35 KB, 292x278, 146:139, He was lying face up in th….jpg)
>>455798I don't know. What are you doing up anyway?
No.455800
>>455799I had a bad dream and woke up all panicked.
Now I'm awake and shit.
No.455801
>>455800Was it the Langoliers again?
No.455802
>>455801King is a hack, and no.
No.455803
File: 1428672166713.jpg (86.11 KB, 850x504, 425:252, People who claim that they….jpg)
>>455802He just needs a new hobby. What was it then
No.455805
Is was The Tommyknockers!
No.455806
>>455803I can't say. But what's scary is all of it could happen aside from having an infinite amount of gum in my mouth. It felt like hours of dream me pulling it out.
>>455804Nobody died. I don't think I ever dreamed of anyone dying.
Sup, love?
No.455807
>>455789Ruin it any way you like.
No.455808
>>455806I was hoping you'd give me something to masturbate to…
No.455809
File: 1428672396819.jpg (22.18 KB, 300x274, 150:137, That's life,and I can't de….jpg)
>>455806Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror
No.455811
>>455808Here's me ass. It's all anyone ever needs.
>>455809That movie was awful. The book was half ok.
Do you have a thing for King?
No.455812
I want to cosplay Kaneda from Akira
Mainly just cause I want to own the jacket
It fucking costs like 180 dollars though
No.455814
File: 1428672610352.jpg (181.21 KB, 651x1050, 31:50, But listen carefully to th….jpg)
>>455811I watched the Langoliers recently. You're never going to convice people with that picture.
No.455815
convince ecnivnoc
No.455816
>>455810Soto. Of all the things I know of you, ODing on Coffee sounds like the healthiest thing you do.
No.455817
>>455813It's not actually my ass though.
>>455814Why not?
All of my build is in my legs. I started working out too. Doing a work out when I play LoL.
No.455818
>>455816You can't OD on loli juices
Checkmate Atheists
No.455819
File: 1428672775961.jpg (40.61 KB, 700x479, 700:479, He's a peculiar man. You c….jpg)
>>455817You have no upper body strength.
No.455821
thats a nice butt
No.455822
>>455819I have some. I don't really NEED it.
>>455820George was trying to get me to post it.
He's a thirsty hoe. All he needs to do is ask.
No.455823
File: 1428672962731.png (193.37 KB, 424x389, 424:389, In the cradle of time, wit….png)
>>455822You do. For your extreme lifestyle.
No.455824
>>455818[Something about Alcoholism and Cancer on Private Parts] No.455825
>>455823The most I do is climb, and I use my legs more for that.
No.455827
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No.455829
No.455831
>>455830I don't know. I just say things.
No.455832
>>455831You say a lot of things with that pretty mouth of yours.
And you really got a pretty mouth.
No.455833
File: 1428673616795.jpg (32.74 KB, 677x403, 677:403, Her Majesty Victoria, by t….jpg)
>>455832I just try my best to simulate normal conversations from what I've seen in Mass Effect. Thank you for the compliment. It is well deserved.
No.455835
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>>455834Don't fuck my mouth.
No.455836
>>455835I'll let you do it back.
No.455837
File: 1428674018482.png (241.38 KB, 625x381, 625:381, Not that it's any of your ….png)
>>455836No, blow jobs don't work on me.
No.455838
File: 1428674086768.jpg (105.78 KB, 1023x1061, 1023:1061, The Lion King 2 052700.jpg)
>>455837I hate to say it, but I know the feeling.
No.455839
*pets the lions*
No.455840
>>455839you crt loving fuck
No.455841
>>455838What a wonderful thing to bond over.
No.455842
No.455843
No.455844
There is nothing wrong with CRT screens.
>>455839*Gently moves your hand away*
>>455841Better than some of the other shit we bond over.
You broach some VERY peculiar topics.
No.455845
No.455846
>>455845QT, contain yourself.
The cool kids are watching.
No.455847
File: 1428674507292.jpg (181.21 KB, 651x1050, 31:50, But listen carefully to th….jpg)
>>455844I'm just trying to have a good time.
No.455848
>you will never cuddle with ikt while watching My Little Pony
No.455849
>>455847Come down to Alabama and I'll show you a good time.
No.455850
>mlp>>455846but fluffy lion mane
No.455851
File: 1428674620053.jpg (37.55 KB, 688x479, 688:479, My helpless friend, your h….jpg)
No.455852
>>455848What is this feeling of half sad/half glad?
No.455853
No.455855
Wasnt Forest Gump from Alabama?
No.455856
>>455851What the fuck was that all about?
I've never watched Deliverance.
>>455855Maybe.
No.455857
File: 1428674999805.png (242.69 KB, 628x354, 314:177, It was Wednesday, October ….png)
>>455856He's getting raped. It was a good joke.
No.455859
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No.455860
>>455856> being Mugen's son Fucking NERD!
No.455861
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>>455858You're the problem. Not me.
No.455862
>>455860Kovu and Scar aren't related.
No.455863
>>455861You're the one who sends me the weirdest shit.
No.455864
meh. I guess I have an hour
No.455866
Dammit moogen you're triggering the rape victims.
No.455868
File: 1428675267721.jpg (300.96 KB, 800x1235, 160:247, fafdf36ec736269746a212575a….jpg)
>>455867Let's buy [NUT] a beer.
No.455869
>>455865I might not be your son, but I can be your daddy.
No.455870
No.455872
No.455874
File: 1428675363200.png (189.02 KB, 543x359, 543:359, This is the city. Every 24….png)
>>455863Given the context it is hilarious. I'm implying you and your friends will do the same to me. Do you get it?
No.455875
>>455869FUCKING HOMO OMG D:
No.455876
>>455870Morning, Fort. How goes your Friday?
>>455871Hi Amy~ How are you today?
>>455873[shininess intensifies]
No.455877
>>455874If I wanted to rape you I would have done it when I was up there.
Now I'll just tenderly molest you.
>>455875I'm the top fag around.
No.455878
>>455876The usual, the usual.
You having a short shift today?
No.455879
>>455876Pretty alright really. Just chilling.
Work today?
>>455877Wow. Wooow. Wow. That's so… wow.
No.455880
>>455879See me smiling? I'm so handsome.
No.455881
No.455882
>>455877My body doesnt matter. I cannot be raped. All comers are merely bystanders who use me for their crude needs. No my body and pride does not matter. All, that matters. Is. The joke.
No.455883
>>455878Nope. Today and tomorrow are 10 hours each.
>>455879Do you draw?
Yeah, I got work. At least I have cash in my pocket now so I can buy discounted lunch.
No.455884
No.455885
No.455887
>>455882The joke being you, right?
RIGHT?
No.455888
>>455880I'll make sure to use that smile when I set up your murder.
No.455889
No.455890
No.455891
>>455883Oh dayum.
But you like that, right?
No.455892
File: 1428675785815.jpg (128.01 KB, 635x350, 127:70, But thus do I counsel you,….jpg)
>>455887No, the joke is at your expense. Are you high!?
No.455893
>>455886Who is this wonderful green-haired vixen?
>>455891It's not bad but I smoked way too much weed yesterday so I'd rather just sleep all day.
No.455894
>>455885Pure Gibberish.
>>455886Awww… No "I'll Muu you in a minute".
Now I just get eyes full of spite and hatred.
>>455889Yo Scoot.
No.455895
Moogen/Squash porno when?
No.455896
>>455888*Wink*
Baby, you can't kill perfection.
>>455892I don't think I need to answer that, little miss sour puss.
No.455898
No.455899
No.455900
>>455894I wanna buy that man a beer!
>>455895Wouldn't it be very gay and stuff?
No.455901
>>455893Oh man, good luck with that.
What's with you and Green hair?
>>455899How ya doing?
>>455900What for?
No.455902
File: 1428675992801.png (182.31 KB, 605x377, 605:377, [about Reverend Jonathan W….png)
>>455896You may as well have given me an admission. You filthy fucking whore.
No.455903
>>455897I think I drew like 4 mango chicks last week, but I'm taking a break again cause they were awful.
What's your favorite thing to draw?
>>455898Hi qt.
>>455901Luck is not required for this. Just caffeine for now. We get free soda at work, so I'm set.
I have no idea man. I like what I like you know this haha
No.455904
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>>455901nerdy phone stuff!
No.455905
>>455901Languishing at my desktop as I didnt want to stay in bed all day. Havent been this ill ridden in months. Just wanna sleep all day.
you?
No.455906
>>455896Six inches pressed slowly into your body says otherwise.
No.455907
No.455908
>>455893Actually I've no idea
>>455894 No.455909
>>455902I don't think you can hark me for my sluttery.
I have texts showing who the REAL butt slut is.
>>455906Knife or penis, because contextually I'm lost. Sexually, I'm aroused.
No.455910
No.455911
>Squash talking about knives again.SQUASH THERE'S NO JAM IN THERE!
>>455908You're supposed to know these things.
No.455912
>>455903Creepy smiles and sexy ladies.
>>455909It'll be a knife.
>>455910I don't see how I'd need something longer. Don't wanna look like I'm compensating.
No.455913
>>455909I was being ironic.
No.455914
>>455903True, true.
I guess that's the same for everyone.
>>455904Aw man. What do I have to do to get a drink?
>>455905Just being bored at home, as usual.
>>455908W-what are you doing?
No.455915
How does bob marley like his donuts?
WI'JAM IN
>>455914Sound like suffering
No.455916
>>455911I NEVER SAID THERE WAS ANY JAM!
>>455912I'm not sure if I'm still suppose to be turned on.
No.455917
>>455915I hate boredom more than anything.
No.455918
>>455912That sounds like an awesome album title.
Would listen/10
>>455914Yeah, just most of them don't wanna accept their "things."
Iunno. Makes you happier.
>>455915What's Jackie Chan's favorite beverage?
fruit punch!>>455916;~; you said there was jam
No.455919
>>455916I'd still be rocking a boner.
No.455920
>15/10/11
No.455921
>>455913I'll be honest, I laughed somewhere in this conversation.
I'm off to play LoL. Later, love~!
No.455922
File: 1428676352886.jpg (460.11 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, d134abaece3761774c86500758….jpg)
>>455912O-oh, a knife.
Gay.
>>455914You can have all of me if you publish a way of unlocking the Xperia Z series bootloader without needing the code from Sony, without needing to rely on the 23.0.A.2.93 firmware for root.
No.455923
File: 1428676370174.png (218.78 KB, 590x357, 590:357, Now your buddy, he's reall….png)
No.455924
>>455917More than rape?
>>455918hue actually smiled in my head.
No.455925
>>455918If I ever start recording horrorcore rap I'll dedicate the first EP to you.
No.455926
>>455920October 15th? What about it?
>>455924;3
No.455927
>>455918Yeah. I'm starting to get what you mean.
>>455920?
STOP USING THAT>>455922>TFW no drinks from ikt No.455928
>>455917More than rape?
>>455918hue actually smiled in my head.
No.455929
No.455930
>>455922My meat-sword is only half an inch longer than that, anyway.
No.455931
>>455927I said all of me.
You can have a drink any time :3
No.455932
I miss you already.
No.455933
>>455928How would I know?
That's not something I'm familiar with.
>>455931o-oh…
Time to get into the inner workings of phones… No.455934
>>455930This would be an interesting meat-sword duel.
No.455937
No.455938
Fortune why don't you play urf?
No.455941
File: 1428676694648.jpg (677.18 KB, 2561x2649, 2561:2649, a27283e3b891a150ae8f582fc7….jpg)
>>455933Y-you're going for it ./////////.
>>455935I'd have the upper hand :3c
No.455959
>>455911I'd know it most of the time but not this time
>>455914Nothing at all, I don't know what you're talking about~
No.455973
No.456039
>>455848You still watch it?